1. Come here, you. Just stay still.
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2. Stupid mosquito. I'm gonna...
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3. Remember everyone,
don't touch anything.
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4. The slightest disturbance here could have
catastrophic consequences for the future.
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5. Whoops.
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6. So this is the past? Weak.
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7. There's no cars or roads.
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8. And by the way,
your MP3 player here stinks.
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9. I can't get it to play any music.
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10. - Johnny, don't touch that.
- Ahhh.
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11. It's a temporal stasis device.
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12. It's what allows you to exist here.
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13. Got you.
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14. I'll go melt Ben's.
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15. Tell me again
why you built a time machine.
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16. Not how, just why.
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17. My future self told me to.
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18. Really?
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19. No. Someone bet me I couldn't prove
how the dinosaurs were wiped out.
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20. Nerd.
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21. Great, we're out here
being chased by dinosaurs
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22. so you can impress your science friends.
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23. Huh?
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24. Here's your gizmo, Stretch.
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25. And, uh, I didn't clobber anything.
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26. This data could reveal
what cataclysmic event occurred here
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27. and help prevent it
from happening again in the future.
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28. I'm thinking the dinosaurs
got wiped out by a giant meteor.
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29. Well, there are many theories.
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30. I'm sticking with the meteor.
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31. And now we're leaving.
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32. Isn't it amazing?
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33. We're outside of time.
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34. We could access any point in history.
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35. Yeah, but I bet
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36. Whoa, time turbulence.
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37. Huh?
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38. Hmm, that's not quite right.
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39. Oh, dude.
The Statue of Liberty got real ugly.
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40. Huh?
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41. Yo, Stretch,
check out the Baxter Building.
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42. That can't be good.
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43. Huh?
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44. What happened?
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45. Unauthorized vehicle.
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46. You are in violation
of city security laws.
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47. Land and surrender.
You have 10 seconds to comply.
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48. No, you comply!
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49. With... stuff.
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50. Evasive maneuvers.
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51. Sorry, Stretch.
Your time do-hickey is slowing us down.
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52. Ben, no!
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53. Hang on!
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54. Hey, Suzy, how about a hand here?
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55. Johnny, get ready.
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56. Engage nova boost.
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57. Boost systems online.
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58. Oh, yeah, flame on.
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59. Since when did Doom's helicopters
patrol the city?
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60. Yeah, yeah, and how sweet
was my nova boost thing?
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61. What's going on, Reed?
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62. Let's ask.
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63. Excuse me.
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64. - You scared her off.
- Reed, how long were we gone?
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65. How could Doom have done all this?
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66. That's just it, we weren't gone at all.
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67. We should've returned to New York
at the precise point in time that we left.
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68. Say, Stretch, this, um...
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69. This couldn't have happened because
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70. something got messed up
in the past, could it?
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71. Well, if something changed history,
it would alter the timeline.
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72. - But what could've changed?
- Um...
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73. Well, the thing is, I may have
accidentally clobbered a dinosaur
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74. while we were in the past.
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75. Smooth move, rockslide.
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76. I don't think clobbering one dinosaur
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77. would have affected the world
quite like this.
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78. I'll ask again. What happened?
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79. Well, um, I think it's safe to assume
that Doom is involved.
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80. No kidding.
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81. We need to split up.
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82. Susan and I will try to locate Doom
and find out what changed in the past.
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83. Ben, you and Johnny...
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84. Wait, where is Johnny?
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85. Sorry, I stopped at Doom Bucks.
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86. This place is crazy.
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87. Mmm, Doom-machino.
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88. Ben and Johnny
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89. will go after
the Fantisticar's time module,
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90. which, as I recall,
Ben dumped in the river.
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91. It was slowing us down.
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92. Remember, we're in
an alternate timeline now.
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93. Make sure your
temporal stasis devices stay on.
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94. They're the only thing
anchoring us to this reality.
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95. Don't even think about it.
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96. Well, you have to admit,
finding Doom was pretty easy.
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97. Any ideas?
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98. As far as I can tell, um,
we don't exist in this timeline.
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99. I suggest we use the element of surprise.
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100. Time travel stinks.
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101. You just know I'm going to get
wiped out of existence.
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102. Just watch, it'll be me.
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103. Will you calm down?
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104. Easy for you to say,
but I've never gone five minutes
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105. without busting one of Reed's gadgets.
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106. Let's just get our time machine
and get out of here.
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107. Huh?
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108. Dude, where did you get that stuff?
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109. Doom-mart.
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110. Uh-oh.
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111. Hey, that's our gizmo.
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112. Well, look at this way.
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113. Those Doom guys did all the work for us.
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114. You know what's weird?
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115. If Doom runs this place,
where's all the Doombots?
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116. And not only that, you think he'd build
some kind of mega Doombot
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117. that's like 30 feet tall with a huge
red eye and loaded with gigantic weapons.
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118. And... What?
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119. You just had to
open your mouth, didn't you?
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120. Ah, Reed and Susan.
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121. I've been expecting you.
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122. Huh?
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123. So much for the element of surprise.
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124. What have you done, Victor?
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125. How did you alter history?
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126. Richards, always one step behind.
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127. It's not what I did.
It's what I didn't do.
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128. Whoa!
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129. Johnny, Ben!
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130. Hey, Suzy. We hit a little snag.
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131. You were all far less colorful
when I knew you.
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132. But as you can see, I've been forewarned
of these powers of yours.
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133. Forewarned? How could you...
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134. I'm prepared to offer your team
a deal, Richards.
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135. You may live using your powers
at my command,
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136. provided you kneel before me.
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137. So in this timeline your face is fine,
but your brain is damaged.
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138. We will never kneel before you, Victor.
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139. You misunderstand, Richards.
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140. The offer wasn't for you.
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141. Reed!
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142. Huh?
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143. You should take better care
of your inventions.
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144. Susan, listen to me. You have to go back.
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145. Go back to the beginning.
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146. As for you three, my offer stands.
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147. No!
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148. What did you do to him?
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149. Foolish girl.
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150. With one simple strike,
I could wipe you from existence as well.
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151. Well, wipe this.
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152. Sis, we got to get out of here!
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153. No! I'll make him bring Reed back.
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154. Suzy, Reed's gone.
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155. - We got to go.
- Doom!
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156. No, let me go!
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157. Flamebrain, we're leaving.
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158. Suzy, get it together!
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159. And then there were three.
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160. This can't be happening.
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161. Without Reed, I don't know what to do.
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162. See, what did I say?
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163. Time travel stinks.
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164. Where did Reed go anyway?
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165. He just kind of blipped out.
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166. - Johnny, you're a genius.
- Yeah.
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167. We have a time machine.
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168. We can just go back in time 10 minutes
and save Reed.
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169. One little problem.
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170. We can get to the Fantasticar,
but Doom's goons have the time gizmo.
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171. Good.
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172. Your powers are still lame,
but that was awesome!
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173. Gee, thanks.
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174. All right, let's go back 10 minutes ago.
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175. Right, uh, does anyone know
how to use this thing?
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176. I wasn't paying attention
when Reed explained it.
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177. Uh, guys,
we got giant robot company coming.
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178. Oh, come on.
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179. There's got to be
an instruction manual or something.
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180. Help program initiated.
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181. Hi, guys!
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182. H.E.R.B.I.E.! Yes! Thank you!
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183. We need to go back in time 10 minutes
to save Reed.
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184. No can do.
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185. H.E.R.B.I.E., take us back, now!
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186. I can't.
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187. Why not? Please.
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188. It's a fundamental law
of time travel.
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189. You can't go to any time
where you already exist.
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190. - You could see yourself.
- So?
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191. So then...
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192. Then, the world would implode.
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193. Or something.
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194. Dr. Richards explained it,
but I didn't really understand.
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195. We got to go. Crud.
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196. H.E.R.B.I.E.,
just take us anywhere!
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197. Any when!
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198. Fine, just stop yelling at me.
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199. Declaration. Oops.
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200. Did it work?
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201. Where are we?
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202. Hang on, I'll check.
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203. Hey, guys, how's it going?
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204. It's a little nippy
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205. Okay. Anyways, can you point us
in the direction of New York?
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206. We're a little lost.
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207. Hey, hey, don't be rude.
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208. If you don't know just say so.
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209. Johnny, knock it off.
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210. All right.
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211. Thanks for nothing, guys.
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212. Johnny.
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213. Reed, he told me
to go back to the beginning.
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214. The beginning of what?
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215. Of course, it's so simple.
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216. The beginning of time.
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217. Why couldn't
you have disappeared?
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218. Doom knew who we were,
but he didn't know about our powers.
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219. Yeah, that Doom-spider thing
from the future told him.
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220. What if we never got our powers
in that timeline?
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221. And Doom never got his scars.
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222. It all happened on the same day.
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223. The beginning.
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224. The flight.
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225. So... what?
We go back to the day we got our powers
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226. and stop Doom from stopping us
from getting our powers?
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227. Oh, that is so messed up.
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228. No, you can't see yourselves.
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229. We won't, H.E.R.B.I.E. I promise.
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230. But there is one person we can see.
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231. Last question.
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232. Are cosmic rays dangerous?
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233. The space station shielding
should keep us safe
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234. from any possible harmful effects
of the cosmic storm.
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235. Now, if you'll excuse us,
we have a flight to prepare for.
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236. Now, Reed, don't freak out.
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237. Huh?
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238. So what you're telling me is
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239. that it really was a meteor
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240. That's our Reed.
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241. This is all so amazing, uh...
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242. If Victor is really going to cause
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243. the shielding on the space station
to fail,
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244. and that's what causes you...
us to get these fantastic powers.
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245. Yeah, it's a doozey, huh?
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246. All Victor has to do is... Well, nothing.
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247. If he doesn't sabotage the flight,
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248. the shields will hold
and the four of you, us,
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249. wouldn't be exposed to the cosmic rays.
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250. The Doombot is going after Victor.
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252. - but it seems—
- No, I mean, right now. Check it.
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253. The flight launch is in less than an hour.
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254. We have to stop that thing
before it reaches Victor.
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255. - I'll—
- Yo, Reed, you in there?
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256. Quick, we have to...
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257. Oh... fascinating.
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258. Uh, hi, Ben.
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259. Uh, what's up?
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260. You having a party in there?
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261. I thought I heard Johnny and Suzy.
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262. No, nope, just me.
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263. Talking to myself. I do that.
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264. No kidding.
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265. So, you wanted to go over
the flight plan again?
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266. - I keep telling you, it's fine.
- You're orange. I mean right.
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267. You're right, not orange.
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268. The flight plan is just thing.
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269. I... I mean fine, fine.
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270. Fine, fine.
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271. Uh, you okay?
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272. Your brain is not overloading
or anything is it?
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273. You're a good-looking man,
Ben Grimm.
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274. Oh, thanks.
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275. Huh?
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276. Okay, Johnny and I will find Doom's robot
and stop it from getting to Victor.
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277. Ben, you stay with Reed
and make sure he gets on that ship.
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278. Hey, I want to beat up Doom's robot, too.
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279. Buddy, you're huge and orange.
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280. People might notice.
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281. Hey, we're right by the cafeteria.
I'm getting a donut.
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282. Johnny, no!
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283. Ah!
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284. I look awesome.
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285. Hey, sis.
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286. I thought H.E.R.B.I.E. said
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287. I'm kind of disappointed.
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288. Psst.
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289. Over here.
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290. Ben?
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291. - What are you—
- I can't exactly take a stroll
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292. looking like this.
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293. This flight turns you into...
into the Thing.
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294. Ben, we can cancel the mission.
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295. - You don't have to—
- Nah, don't sweat it, Stretch.
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296. I may not be as pretty as I was,
but it's okay.
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297. I've done some good.
Saved the world here and there.
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298. It's all right.
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299. I'll find a cure. I promise.
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300. I know you will.
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301. But when we get our powers,
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302. don't tell me that you knew
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303. because I'll clobber you for sure.
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304. - Lord Doom.
- Huh?
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305. Vic.
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306. I, uh, I forgot to tell you something.
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307. What is it Storm?
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309. Uh, just that, um,
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310. that I think you're really cool.
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311. And not a supervillain or horribly ugly.
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312. So, okay then.
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313. Bye.
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314. Ah.
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315. Whoa!
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316. Oh, boy.
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317. Did you just see...
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319. Come here, you.
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320. Ground control, we are T-minus
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321. T-minus nine and counting.
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322. T-minus eight. And T-minus seven.
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323. T-minus six.
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324. T-minus five.
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325. T-minus four and a half.
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326. Four, three, two, one.
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327. Can we go home now?
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328. No, we should go to the future.
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329. Pretty amazing, right?
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330. I still can't believe a meteor was
the cause of the dinosaurs' extinction.
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331. What?
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332. You don't remember
Doom taking over New York?
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333. Getting wiped out of existence? Nothing?
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334. I think I would remember
getting wiped out of existence.
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335. Actually,
that would be interesting.
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337. Welcome back, egghead.
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338. - Susan] Johnny, what did you—
- Whoa.
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339. Johnny! Johnny! Johnny!
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340. All right,
everybody back in the time machine.
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