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3. Come on, guys! I put the fire out!
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4. You're the one
who started it, flame brain!
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5. And on national television!
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6. So?
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7. Are you trying to make us look bad?
Or is it just a coincidence?
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8. Oh, Johnny didn't mean any harm.
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9. Says the man not covered in soot.
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10. You're a regular fire hazard, Torchie.
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11. You're lucky Reed's always there
to bail you out,
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12. else we'd be in hot water.
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13. Come on, sis, what can I do
to make it up to you?
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14. Anything. Just name it.
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15. - Grow up!
- Anything within reason!
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16. Oh, don't worry.
I'll think of something.
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17. Hey, Stretch, you really think
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18. these tests of yours might help me look
like my old handsome self again?
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19. Human? Yes.
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20. Handsome? Doubtful.
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21. Oh. Har dee har har.
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22. Gettin' in touch with your artistic side?
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23. I had a thought about the infinite space
between atoms late last night.
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24. There could be
entire universes in that space,
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25. a microverse if you will.
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26. I haven't had time...
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27. Hmm, if I adjusted...
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28. Yeah, yeah.
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29. Well, I'm hitting the showers
in this universe.
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30. I'll be back when I'm
a healthier shade of orange.
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31. What...
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32. what happened?
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33. No.
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34. No!
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35. I'm not Doom.
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36. I'm Reed Richards!
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37. You clocks never learn.
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38. You'd think Reed would
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39. Wait, back up!
These guys are going to do what?
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40. You said you'd do anything to make up
for your little display yesterday.
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41. Well, this is anything.
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42. It's "A day in the life."
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43. They'll follow you around
and see what a day in the life
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44. of the Fantastic Four is like.
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45. We can show the world what a great,
socially responsible group we are.
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46. A little warning would have been nice.
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47. It would have, wouldn't it?
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48. Enjoy!
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49. So, um, who wants to watch cartoons?
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50. Incredible.
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51. This energy is like
nothing I've ever seen.
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52. Huh?
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53. No gauntlet lasers, no force blasts,
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54. no rocket boots.
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55. He's shut down
all functionality to his armor.
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56. Pathetic, Richards.
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57. All your so-called genius,
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58. you pound against your prison walls
like a child.
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59. Doom? Is that...
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60. What have you done?
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61. I have set my destiny in motion.
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62. My mind transference technology
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63. has given me access to everything you are,
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64. to everything you love.
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65. Your life is now mine to destroy.
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66. No! You can't do this!
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67. But I am.
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68. You took my face,
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69. so I will take
all that you love and cherish,
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70. your home, your family,
all of your crude inventions.
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71. When I am done, you will have nothing.
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72. My friends will never fall for this.
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73. They'll see right through you, Doom.
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74. Then you have nothing to worry about.
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75. Doom... Doom!
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76. Upload to Latverian Embassy complete.
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77. Blasted container!
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78. Yo, Stretch!
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79. What do you want?
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80. Um, you gonna invite your legs in,
or don't they get breakfast?
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81. Imbecilic legs.
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82. So are we doing those tests today or what?
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83. Tests?
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84. Yeah, the ones that are gonna
make me human again.
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85. Of course.
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86. We need to talk about that.
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87. So talk.
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88. I had to stop working on your cure.
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89. What?
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90. I can only imagine how horrible it must be
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91. to be trapped inside that ugly body,
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92. to look at that monstrous face
in the mirror,
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93. but I have other more pressing matters
that require my attention.
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94. - "More pressing matters."
- Yes.
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95. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to get back to work.
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96. Okay guys, now make sure
you get a good shot of this!
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97. Over there is my new bike.
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98. Oh, and look, there's my modified V10!
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99. And of course,
the crown jewel of the collection...
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100. - My '68—
- Johnny, how's the tour going?
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101. Oh, hey, sis.
We're doing great, right guys?
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102. Well, actually...
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103. Really, really well.
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104. So you've told them all about
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105. the Fantastic Four's work
throughout the city?
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106. - Uh, pretty much.
- Fundraising?
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107. That's next.
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108. Scientific developments?
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109. About to get to that.
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110. - Kids' programs?
- Working on it.
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111. How we occasionally save the world?
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112. I'm saving it for later.
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113. I'm on it, sis. Reed's here.
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114. We got it all handled!
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115. Look everybody, here's Reed Richards,
Mr. Fantastic himself!
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116. Say something to the cameras, Reed.
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117. What's it like being
the smartest man in the world?
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118. "Smartest man in the world"?
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119. Hardly, Storm.
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120. Were I the smartest man in the world,
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121. I'd find a way to extinguish your flames
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122. as you're too irresponsible
and dangerous to be
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123. flying around this city unchecked.
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124. With heroes like you,
who needs super-villains?
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125. He, uh...
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126. hasn't had his coffee yet.
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127. 0-X-6-E-5-0.
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128. 6-2-6-F.
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129. 7-5-7-4.
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130. 2-0-H-5.
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131. 7-0-6-7.
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132. Hex-code accepted.
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133. Facemask release initiated.
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134. Well, that's a start.
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135. Impressive.
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136. But accessing all the armor's functions
will take me too long.
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137. Hmm.
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138. Hmm, this looks like adamantium lining.
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139. Low tech.
But it gets the job done.
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140. Oh, boy.
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141. Doombots, Doombots, Doombots.
Think, think, think.
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142. What am I going to...
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143. Wait. I'm Doom.
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144. Make way.
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145. None may pass, by order of Doom!
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146. The word of Doom is law!
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147. I rescind the order. Let me pass.
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148. By order of Doom, none may pass.
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149. Including Doom.
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150. You dare question Doom?
None may challenge my authority!
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151. Self-destruct!
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152. I repeat, self-destruct now!
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153. The word of Doom is law!
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154. Now make way!
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155. Yes, Master!
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156. How do I get out of here?
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157. Primitive circuitry. Pathetic.
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158. My scraps are more brilliant than this!
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159. To think that he is called
the world's smartest man.
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160. Identity confirmed. Richards, Reed.
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161. All power safeties
are now disabled.
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162. Excellent.
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163. Now, the final nail in—
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164. - Reed?
- Susan.
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165. I've been trying to find you all morning,
you didn't put your communicator on.
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166. I'm starting to think
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167. No, no. Of course not.
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168. I'm just making a few minor adjustments.
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169. I...
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170. I just wanted to make sure
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171. your lecture series
this afternoon at the university.
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172. I know how easily you lose track of time.
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173. Of course, my absent-mindedness.
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175. to cancel all my lectures
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176. You're canceling your lectures?
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177. I would prefer to spend my time with you.
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178. What?
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179. Perhaps we could...
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180. Uh, I've got plans
with Alicia tonight, remember?
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181. I have to get ready.
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182. Where to, buddy?
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183. The Baxter Building, quickly!
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184. Hey, you're that Iron Man guy, ain't cha?
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185. Why, yes. Yes, I am.
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186. Yeah, well don't expect
no robot discounts, pal.
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187. Don't bottle it up, Benji.
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188. Let that machine really know how you feel!
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189. Ugh! Not in the mood right now, c,
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190. Where'd they go, anyway?
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191. I sent them to get a little extra video
from our loving neighbors.
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192. Good idea, huh?
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193. And don't get me started about the noise!
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194. Or the aliens!
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195. Did you know my water tried
to attack me once?
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196. It jumped right out of my sink
and grabbed me!
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197. Do you think that's fun?
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199. I'm past mad. Mad was three machines ago.
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200. It's just...
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201. uh, just something Reed said.
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202. Yeah, he's really in a mood today.
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203. He said I was irresponsible.
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206. Aw, not you, too?
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207. Haven't I been picked on
enough for one day?
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208. No, that's not what I meant.
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that you're irresponsible,
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211. I think something is wrong with Reed.
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216. Yep. All of them.
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217. Whoa.
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218. I can't put my finger on it,
but something's up.
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219. Intruder alert! Security code omega in progress!
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220. All members of the Fantastic Four,
please report to the lobby.
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221. Come on! We have to get to the lobby!
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222. Voice print denied! Surrender immediately!
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223. You have
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224. 3-6-H-4. 7-G-3-0.
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225. Armor systems activate!
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226. All systems unlocked and ready.
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227. Finally!
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228. Sorry, H.E.R.B.I.E.
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229. Ben, stop! It's me! It's Reed!
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230. You got a lot of nerve coming here, Doom.
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231. And you definitely picked the wrong day
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232. Nice moves, Doom!
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233. I'm glad I didn't take
flying lessons from you!
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234. Johnny, think!
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Because you're nuts!
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237. And you're about to be flame roasted!
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238. I won't fight you.
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239. You have to believe me. I'm not Doom.
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240. Now, this is great TV!
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241. Susan, it's me, Reed!
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242. I'm trapped inside Doom's body.
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243. Susan. Ben.
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244. I had the most horrible nightmare. I...
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245. No! It's Doom! He's Doom! No!
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246. Aw, Doom's not so happy.
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247. Yeah, poor Doom.
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248. So, I'm thinking we should
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249. Why would Doom do this?
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250. Why come here, through the lobby?
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251. I know Doom is arrogant,
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252. Doom thinks on a different
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253. Trying to understand
his motives would be like
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255. Did you just compliment him?
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256. I'll deal with Doom. Now get out.
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257. Wow.
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258. Mr. Fantastic is kind of a jerk, isn't he?
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259. No. No, he's not.
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260. This isn't right.
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261. Uh, Suzy Q?
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262. Why would Reed take Doom down?
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263. I am slightly impressed
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265. Now you can witness the end
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266. You can't keep up this charade, Doom.
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267. I don't have to.
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268. You see, I shut down
the safety protocols for the building.
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269. So when the power core overloads,
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270. the building and several city blocks
will be incinerated.
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271. Reed?
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272. Susan, I discovered Doom's plan.
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273. He's set the power core to explode,
but I've stopped it.
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276. Keep him busy.
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277. Huh?
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278. Okay, but if you're wrong,
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282. Cretins. Come!
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283. Meet your fates!
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284. Ahh!
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285. Ahh!
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286. Reed, is this really you?
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287. Yes, and we have to get
to my lab right now!
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290. It's Reed! I can't hurt him.
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291. Idiot monster.
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292. Regardless of what body I wear,
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293. I know I can reverse the psyche transfer,
if I, if...
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294. - What is it?
- The patterns.
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297. Uh, Mr. Storm?
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298. The building isn't really
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300. You'll be fine! But, uh, you might want
to call your families.
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301. Uh!
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302. Whoa!
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303. Okay, let's try that again.
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304. This ends now!
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305. Ahh!
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306. You go first.
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307. A futile effort, Richards.
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308. You may have reversed the psyche transfer,
but Doom is still victorious!
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309. The overload of the power core
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312. I have you to thank for saving us, Doom.
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314. I never would have seen
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315. I reduced the power core
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316. Way to go, Stretch. Can I clobber him now?
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320. I've seen you, Doom.
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329. Well, you're on PR duty today, ain't cha?
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330. Okay, here's the deal on that.
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331. You see, Dr. Doom and Mr. Fantastic
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333. Okay. Ah ha!
That was Reed's evil twin brother.
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334. Uh... Still not working for you guys?
Okay, uh, how about...
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335. It was a training exercise!
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336. I so rule!
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337. Okay, guys, now make sureyou get a good shot of this.
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338. Hmm?
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339. So how did it feel to be Dr. Doom?
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340. Not good, and I can't shake
the taste of metal in my mouth.
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341. - But I wasn't worried.
- Why?
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342. Because I knew you would figure out
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343. Well, I did get suspicious
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344. when evil Reed canceled
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346. Don't worry, I put them back.
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