1. Come on, just go over them, Edward.
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2. Honk your horn, at least.
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3. Courtney, please.
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4. Only a fool honks his horn
in a traffic jam.
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5. Move it, you idiots!
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6. Huh?
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7. Huh?
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8. Have no fear, citizens.
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9. We're here to save you.
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10. Who in the blue blazes are those guys?
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11. I invented unstable molecules
some years ago.
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12. Their unique nature allows
material made with them to adapt
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13. to any number of different energies
and physical stresses.
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14. The Fantastic Four currently use them
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15. in our home, uniforms, and clothing.
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16. The Human Torch is particularly
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17. hard on his clothes, as you could imagine.
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18. I've been working with the city
on various applications
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19. for the unstable-molecule material
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20. even donating a sample to the university.
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21. So, any questions?
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22. Um, what do you think
of the Wizard's Four?
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23. The Fantastic Four welcome
and commend anyone
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24. who wants to help save lives.
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25. Any questions about unstable molecules?
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26. Uh, since the Wizard's Four
are better than you guys at everything
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27. are you gonna retire or something?
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28. I've heard the Wizard's IQ
is higher than yours. Is that true?
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29. Dr. Richards, I have a question
about unstable molecules.
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30. - Yes?
- Um...
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31. given the interaction between
protons and electrons in atomic particles
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32. do you think you could take the Wizard
in a fight?
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33. And I'm leaving now.
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34. No, I don't know anything
about the Wizard!
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35. Huh?
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36. Don't worry, buddy,
the Human Torch is on the... Ow!
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37. You're in my way, imbecile.
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38. Hey, I was saving that.
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39. "Was" being the operative word there.
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40. Whoa!
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41. Let me guess,
the boys are jealous?
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42. Other heroes muscling in
on their territory?
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43. Yeah, Johnny's going nuts.
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44. Ben acts like he doesn't care
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45. but I know he does.
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46. And Reed...
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47. Well, Reed's been weird
about the whole thing.
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48. He doesn't talk about it.
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49. And what about you?
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50. Well, I don't...
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51. Be right back.
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52. Klaw.
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53. Little girls shouldn't play
with superpowers.
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54. Kitty's in the tree,
and she can't get down.
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55. Relax, kid.
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56. I normally don't do this kind of thing,
but, uh...
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57. Whoa!
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58. - Huh?
- Problem, Grimm?
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59. Don't worry, big guy.
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60. I'll take this one. You just rest there.
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61. Thanks, Mr. Trapster.
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62. You saved my kitty.
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63. Hey, what about me?
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64. Pfft. Thanks for nothing, ugly.
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65. Come on, why not?
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66. Can't I burn down
their headquarters or something?
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67. It's not a competition, Johnny.
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68. We're supposed to be saving lives, not—
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69. You can have that sound guy...
What's his name, Klaw?
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70. Ugh, Klaw.
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71. Well, maybe we can.
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72. Reed, who do you want to beat up?
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73. Uh, no one.
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74. I'm sure the Wizard and his team
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75. have the city's best interests at heart.
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76. So, Magic Pants wings me with a coaster,
grabs all the glory
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77. and you guys side with him?
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78. Huh! Great!
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79. Don't you get it?
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80. They're stealing my spotlight.
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81. Sledge head, back me up.
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82. These two guys are jerks.
You hate them, too, right?
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83. Give me a break, matchstick.
I'm eating here.
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84. What?
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85. But, yeah, I hate 'em.
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86. Whoa...
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87. All right, now it's personal.
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88. My teammates and I
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89. believe the children are our future.
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90. Sure, we save lives all day,
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91. but we always make time for the kids.
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92. That's right.
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93. Someone's got to pick up
the Fantastic Four's slack.
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94. Hey, Mister Wizard, is it true
you're the smartest man in the world?
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95. Well, little boy...
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96. it's not nice to brag, but yes.
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97. Yes, I am.
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98. They're dissing us, Stretch,
big time.
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99. Ugh! They're just so... so...
smug and arrogant.
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100. You should have heard him, Reed.
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101. He even said he was
the smartest man on the planet.
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102. Really?
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103. Everyone, relax.
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104. I found a way to get back
in the good graces of our fans.
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105. Uh, would that be by helping people?
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106. No. I mean... I mean, yes.
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107. But also by making sure
we get credit for it.
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108. This guy's a freelance photographer.
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109. - Hi. My name's...
- Yeah, whatever.
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110. So, the plan is he follows me around
and takes photos
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111. whenever I save the day.
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112. Genius, right?
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113. I... Johnny, I don't think that...
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114. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Trust me. It's foolproof.
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115. That... should not have happened.
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116. Oh, great.
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117. This is far too easy.
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118. I'm telling you, it wasn't me.
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119. I didn't start that fire.
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120. Just like
you didn't torch my room
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121. and my car and my pants.
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122. Go on, admit it.
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123. You were showing off
for that photographer, and...
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124. No! The radio said there was
a fire at the warehouse.
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125. Me and the photo guy got there
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126. but there was no fire,
and then everything exploded.
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127. Come on, Johnny, be serious for once.
This looks terrible.
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128. That picture is everywhere.
Everyone thinks you're dangerous.
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129. - Huh?
- H.E.R.B.I.E, you too?
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130. Sorry, but I won't go down
like that poor warehouse.
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131. I won't!
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132. OK, camera guy, we're trying this again.
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133. We're gonna prove I am not dangerous.
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134. Let's go save some people
in really, really cool ways.
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135. All I want to know
is what is the matter with you?
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136. I know, I know, I know.
You're never gonna believe me
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137. but I swear I did not blow up
that warehouse.
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138. Actually, Johnny, I believe you.
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139. Really?
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140. I mean, yeah, I normally never understand
what you say
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141. so I just want to be sure.
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142. I love being right.
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143. Then again, I'm never wrong.
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144. Are we enjoying our newfound celebrity?
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145. Oh, yeah, and the food's good, too.
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146. No! When are we going
to abandon this charade?
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147. It's driving me mad.
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148. We had a deal, Klaw.
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149. You help me, I help you.
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150. It won't be much longer.
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151. I don't know, guys.
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152. Everybody loves us.
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153. Maybe there's something to be gained
from this hero business.
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154. Stay focused, Peter.
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155. We have a more important goal
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156. than basking in this city's
dim-witted praise.
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157. And what about the Fantastic Four?
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158. They annoy me to no end.
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159. Especially the girl.
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160. Then tomorrow is your lucky day.
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161. I couldn't find data on Dragon Man
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162. but I was able to match the other three
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163. using facial recognition software.
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164. Peter Petruski, aka the Trapster
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165. aka Paste-Pot Pete
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166. a former chemist who invented
a number of amazing adhesives and oils.
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167. Paste-Pot Pete.
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168. Paste-dated, more likely.
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169. Ulysses Klaw, aka Klaw.
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170. A physicist working
in the field of sonics.
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171. He was doing research in Africa,
but no one has heard from him in years.
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172. Too bad we're hearing from him now.
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173. The Wizard. Doctor Bentley Whitman,
researched gravitational fields.
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174. He made some breakthroughs
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175. but gave it all up to be a magician.
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176. What, like "pull a rabbit out of the hat"
magician?
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177. Are we talking kids' parties here?
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178. Specifically, rich kids' parties.
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179. Nothing could be proven,
but after the festivities
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180. someone stole everything
that wasn't nailed down.
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181. You're saying
that three science geeks
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182. and their pet dragon
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183. are kicking us out of the hero game
and they're crooks?
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184. Get out of here.
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185. So, what are we gonna do about it?
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186. I think it's time we had a chat
with this Frightful Four.
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187. Hey-hey, good name.
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188. I'd like to thank
the Wizard's Four once again
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189. for saving city hall
from that devastating fire.
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190. For their heroism and courage
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191. as well as their dedication
to the people of New York
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192. I am pleased to declare the Wizard's Four
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194. Thank you, Mr. Mayor.
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195. Having full security clearance to the city
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196. will just make us more efficient
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197. in our never-ending battle against evil.
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198. Oh, man, what is that stench?
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199. Oh, yeah, it's you guys.
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200. What's your game, Whitman?
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201. My dear Mr. Fantastic,
whatever do you mean?
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202. I think he's accusing you of something.
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203. Oh, knock it off.
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204. You four are no heroes.
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205. The people seem to disagree with you.
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206. Just know that we'll be watching you.
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207. You may think you're smart, Mr. Fantastic
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208. but I'm smarter.
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209. We've been one step
ahead of you the entire time.
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210. How about I take one step on your head?
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211. Such petty jealousy.
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212. Surely heroes such as yourselves
don't want to fight.
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213. People might think you were unstable.
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214. Huh?
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215. Hey, watch...
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216. out. Oh, crud.
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217. The Fantastic Four have attacked us.
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218. Take them down.
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219. You and I both know
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220. the second this fight started, I won.
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221. Hey!
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222. Ben, we're leaving.
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223. What? We just started.
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224. Reed, what are you doing.
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225. Salvaging what's left of our reputation.
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226. We played right into the Wizard's hands.
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227. Ow, I've got glue all over me!
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228. Everyone hates us.
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229. That's it, I'm moving to Japan.
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230. They love me in Japan.
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231. Reed. Reed!
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232. Four supervillians have access
to the entire city
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233. and everyone thinks we're the bad guys.
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237. The Wizard said that he'd been one step
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239. What if the Frightful Four
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244. and in perfect position to show us up.
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245. Unbelievable.
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246. What, are you two detectives now?
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247. Can we just go and beat these guys up?
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250. Reed...
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253. Good plan.
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254. Zoom in, quadrant 8H.
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255. There it is.
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256. Told you!
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260. And, uh, cars
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261. and a new jacket
and possibly a motorcycle.
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262. Seems like an awful lot of work
just to make us look bad.
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263. You think they're up to something bigger?
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264. Isn't making us
look bad big enough?
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265. I mean, he called us "unstable."
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267. Oh, no, I know what they're after.
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268. We were given the keys to the kingdom.
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269. All doors are open.
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270. I still don't get it.
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271. We could get into any bank in the city
with these codes. Why this?
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273. Richards doesn't know what he has
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275. He makes clothes with them.
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276. We, on the other hand
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277. will use them for purposes
far more destructive.
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278. Take it, Dragon Man.
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279. Klaw, going down, please.
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280. Just a quick trip to our private airfield
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282. Here's our train now.
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283. I don't think that's a train.
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284. All about the "you're toast" express.
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285. Give me the molecules, Wizard.
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286. You don't know what you're dealing with.
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287. How did you find us?
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289. You were easy to track
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290. but it was your "unstable" comment
that gave you away.
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291. I honestly couldn't help it.
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293. Making fools of you
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295. it wasn't necessary...
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298. Huh?
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299. Susan, Ben, focus on the sphere.
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300. No matter what, do not let it open.
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301. Hey, Fido, catch this.
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302. Klaw, destroy these fools
and get the sphere.
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303. Hey, Trapster,
got one question for you,
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304. Paste-Pot Pete?
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305. Really, I mean,
what were you thinking, man?
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306. Do not call me that!
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307. That's what happens when you mess
with my pizza, Paste Pot.
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308. You eat paste!
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309. Whoa, that was hot.
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310. Yo, Stretch, I got the gizmo.
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311. Now what? Whoa.
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312. - Uh-oh.
- Now you go away.
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313. Ben!
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314. Thanks, Suzy. I... whoa!
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315. We win, Richards.
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316. You walk away with your molecules,
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317. and the city will love us for it.
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318. Now, H.E.R.B.I.E!
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319. Making fools of you
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320. and suckering this city
into loving us wasn't necessary
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321. but it sure was fun.
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322. And we can prove that you framed Johnny
for the warehouse fire.
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323. No matter. We have what we wanted.
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324. Uh, Wizard...
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325. did I hear Mr. Fantastic say
we shouldn't open the sphere?
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328. Ooh, that looks bad.
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329. Wizard, you fool.
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330. I told you that you didn't know
what you were dealing with.
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331. The unstable molecules
are in their raw form.
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332. Interaction with normal matter
is causing a chain reaction.
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333. Everything it touches is becoming...
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335. Hey, he's a robot.
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336. Susan, Klaw
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338. Think again, hero. I'll see you...
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339. He deserved it.
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340. Susan, you can do this.
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341. Your bubble has to go underground as well.
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342. You have to completely contain it.
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343. Otherwise, the entire city
could be destroyed.
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344. So, no pressure.
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345. Incredible. You're doing great.
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346. Once the molecules are isolated
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347. the reaction will stop,
rendering it inert.
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349. Did I ever tell you you're amazing?
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350. No, but go on.
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351. OK, we got glue boy, the dragon's jelly
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352. Klaw's out cold.
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353. - Where's the Wizard?
- Got him.
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the Frightful Four were heroes?
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360. Not at all.
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rigorous analysis to the situation
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that something wasn't right.
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Mr. Fantastic.
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