1. Yo, Ben! I didn't know you had kids.
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2. You're about to get
an asteroid-powered beatdown,
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3. flame-brain.
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4. What the...
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5. Reed, your galaxy here's too lightweight.
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6. Whip me up somethin' to throw at the kid.
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7. It's all made of light, Ben.
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8. None of it is real,
or throwable, for that matter.
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9. - Huh?
- Ha-ha!
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10. Your thingamabob looks broken.
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11. Hmm. Yes.
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12. My deep-space probes were designed
to be a simple early-warning system
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13. so we could be better prepared
for any visitors.
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14. Visitors?
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15. Oh, you mean alien invaders.
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16. Good thinkin'.
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17. It should have been able to evade
any small space rocks or debris.
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18. Strange.
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19. It's coming back for repairs right now.
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20. So, are you thinkin' foul play?
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21. Someone messed with it?
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22. Huh?
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23. What?
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24. Johnny, you should
probably start running, now.
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25. Hey.
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26. Hey!
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27. Best invention ever! Huh?
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28. The probe's on its way.
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29. Let's get up to the hangar.
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30. Yeah, it'll be easier to throw Johnny
off the roof from there.
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31. Why did you call me up here again, Reed?
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32. Whoa!
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33. In case aliens hijacked Reed's doohickey
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34. and it turned into
a huge world-destroyin' robot.
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35. No. But that would be
interesting, wouldn't it?
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36. I thought it'd be curious.
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37. Just imagine the data
this probe is bringing back.
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38. It was outside our galaxy.
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39. Uh, Reed, you did say
there was only one probe coming in, right?
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40. I did. There is. I mean...
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41. Ta-da!
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42. Hi!
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43. Who are you?
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44. I'm me. Nice outfit.
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45. What is this place?
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46. Can you talk?
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47. - Hey.
- You're orange.
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48. Neat!
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49. Reed, it touched my hair.
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50. Would it be bad if I just stepped on him?
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51. Great stuff.
Was that your rocket? I like it.
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52. It taught me English.
Are you really evolved from apes?
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53. That's crazy.
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54. I included information
on humanity within the probe
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55. just in case it made contact
with intelligent beings.
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56. But what he did,
transforming into a working rocket,
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57. that's not—
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58. Uh, pardon me.
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59. My name is Reed Richards.
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60. Who are you?
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61. What's a name?
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62. You learned about humanity from my probe,
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63. but how were you able
to transform into it?
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64. How? Like this!
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65. Hmm?
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66. You're a pretty weird species.
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67. How you're all so different,
all stretchy and rocky and stuff.
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68. Ooh! What's all this in here?
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69. What am I right now?
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70. Anybody hungry?
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71. You know, I am kind of hungry.
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72. Hey!
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73. What is this thing,
some kind of hyper-Skrull?
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74. Reed, you're being awfully quiet.
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75. It's not a Skrull.
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76. It's not...
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77. it's just...
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78. It's impossible!
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79. This creature, everything he's doing,
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80. he's breaking every law of physics
there is.
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81. It's impossible.
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82. Well, obviously, it's not.
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83. I mean, there he is, doing everything
he shouldn't be able to do, right?
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84. What are you talkin' about?
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85. He's just a little alien spaz.
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86. Hey, what are you guys talking about?
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87. Me? Fun.
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88. Do you like me?
Do you want to be my friend?
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89. My planet isn't fun.
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90. Is your planet fun? I bet it is.
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91. I want this to be the best vacation
I've ever had.
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92. That's impossible!
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93. We get it!
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94. Beginning X-ray scan.
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95. You're shooting me with light.
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96. Interesting.
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97. I can be light.
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98. Sir! The subject, it disappeared!
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99. Wait. Let me guess.
That's impossible, too.
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100. Well, it is.
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101. Uh, green person...
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102. Can you transform back?
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103. Huh?
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104. Continue scanning, H.E.R.B.I.E.
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105. H.E.R.B.I.E.? What's that?
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106. Error! Subject transforming.
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107. Why can't I see you?
Are you light?
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108. - Does not compute.
- Are you in this room?
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109. - How are you—
- Am I really hearing you?
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110. - Not possible.
- Am I H.E.R.B.I.E.?
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111. No, I'm H.E.R.B.I.E.!
Aren't I?
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112. Dr. Richards,
this is imposs—
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113. Dude! It broke H.E.R.B.I.E.!
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114. All right, look, y-you...
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115. You got to have a name.
What do other people call you?
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116. Call me?
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117. Huh. I'm starting to think
you humans are obsessed with these names
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118. and calling things "things."
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119. What do they call you?
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120. Bricky?
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121. Okay, I officially like him.
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122. That's it.
Reed, your impossible man here's
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123. about to get tossed out the window.
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124. No! Ben, it's okay. Let's not be hasty.
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125. Why do you wear clothes?
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126. Well, I...
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127. Hmm. Good question.
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128. What was that all about?
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129. This being, this Impossible Man,
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130. he could well be
the most powerful creature
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131. we've ever encountered.
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132. Nice one, Stretch.
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133. You had me goin' for a second.
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134. Yeah, really, Reed.
How dangerous could he be?
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135. He's like a child,
an annoying, obnoxious child.
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136. You know, like Johnny.
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137. That could be exactly the problem.
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138. Think about it.
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139. He can do anything.
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140. He can transform into anything.
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141. Now imagine if he got angry.
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142. Imagine if he ran into
the wrong kind of person.
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143. What if he had landed
on Dr. Doom or the Mole Man?
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144. We have to keep him happy
and keep an eye on him
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145. until we figure out what to do.
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146. If he were to discover the city...
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147. it could be a disaster.
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148. All right, we just need to keep him
occupied until Reed figures this out.
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149. - Johnny, Ben—
- Who are you talking to?
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150. Hey!
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151. Huh?
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152. Hey!
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153. Huh?
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154. Whoa!
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155. H.E.R.B.I.E., reconfirm the probe's
last known coordinates
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156. before it was damaged.
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157. This may be the creature's
point of origin.
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158. Coordinates confirmed.
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159. Last known location
before the presence of the-the...
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160. alien.
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161. Increase zoom by 10,000 times.
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162. Huh?
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163. Oh, no! Not possible!
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164. Does not compute!
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165. Come on, let's do more, see more!
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166. Let's go outside, have some fun!
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167. You're not goin' anywhere, runt.
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168. Now, sit down!
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169. Uh-oh.
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170. - Hey! Stop that!
- Hey! Stop that!
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171. - Knock it off!
- Knock it off!
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172. I'm warnin' you!
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173. Well, I've got some bad news
and some really bad news.
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174. I...
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175. Ben! No!
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176. Hey, that was fun! Let's do some more.
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177. Oh, crud.
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178. Whoo-hoo!
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179. So much for containment.
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180. Got to get Reed to install rubber streets
around the Baxter Building.
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181. That was fun!
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182. What's next, huh? What now?
Let's go again!
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183. Look, Mommy!
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184. Yeah, I think we're gonna play a game
called "Let's go back inside."
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185. Hey! What's that?
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186. What's what?
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187. That? And that?
And that? And that?
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188. That?
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189. And that? And that? And that?
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190. Fun time's over, impy! Let's go!
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191. Oh, you want to play
that game again.
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192. Okay.
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193. Where'd they go?
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194. I don't think
they'll be too hard to find.
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195. Just follow the sounds of destruction.
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196. Well, hello!
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197. Look! We're the same!
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198. Hey, America! Johnny Storm here,
reminding you to fly safe!
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199. Ooh!
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200. You're all bright and warm now.
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201. Look, I know how much fun
throwing Bricky around the city is,
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202. but we got to go.
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203. We can beat him up at the Baxter Building.
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204. Thanks, Torch. Thanks a lot.
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205. I suppose
we could go back.
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206. Or we could go look around the city.
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207. You wouldn't believe
all the stuff that I've seen.
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208. - Wait! No!
- Yes!
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209. What?
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210. Whoo-hoo!
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211. Okay, I'll admit it,
this one might be my fault,
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212. but he was askin' for it.
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213. Let's just find him
and get him back to the building.
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214. Everyone relax. I'm okay.
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215. Yow!
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216. How come you don't pop when you change?
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217. Well, let's talk about that.
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218. - If we go back to my lab—
- Ah, been there. I'm gonna go over there.
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219. Huh?
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220. Look, I know everything
must seem very exciting,
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221. but it's really important
that we go back inside for now.
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222. Do you understand?
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223. Why isn't anyone changing?
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224. You four seem different.
No one else is changing.
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225. They can't, can they?
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226. No, normal humans can't change,
like you do.
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227. My planet was the most dangerous place
you could imagine,
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228. but we learned to change to survive.
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229. But here, you're all so soft and pudgy.
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230. You wouldn't last a day.
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231. Are you saying your people
evolved your ability to change?
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232. Th-That this is some sort of
environmental adaptation?
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233. I am not pudgy!
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234. This has got to be
the best place in the universe!
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235. I got him!
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236. Nice one, tubby.
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237. Let me show you how this is done.
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238. - Johnny!
- Flame on!
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239. Wait! No!
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240. Uhh!
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241. This is the best. Let's hug.
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242. Aah!
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243. I'm sorry.
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244. He's just really annoying.
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245. Everyone, just stop!
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246. It's useless to try and fight him.
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247. He's too powerful and doesn't understand.
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248. He thinks it's a game.
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249. Oh, say, um, impy, what are you doing?
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250. I love you guys!
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251. I love this planet!
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252. It's like some kind of paradise, so fun.
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253. People have to know!
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254. Oh, no!
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255. Yes. I'm letting all my people know
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256. they have to come here
right now and check Earth out.
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257. You're gonna love my people.
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258. They're just like me,
but, you know, times a billion!
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259. Fun! Fun! Fun!
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260. Fun! Fun! Fun!
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261. Fun! Fun! Fun!
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262. Ha!
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263. Ben, get in.
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264. We're playing a new game.
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265. It's called "Catch."
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266. Oh, sweet! Can I play?
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267. Ow!
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268. How do we play?
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269. You'll figure it out.
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270. I didn't know Reed was so playful.
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271. Whoa! Hey, wait!
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272. Where are you going?
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273. Oh, I get it, catch!
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274. Susan, are you reading me?
I've got a plan.
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275. We're heading back to the Baxter Building,
but I need a few minutes to set up.
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276. I need you
to slow him down.
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277. No problem. We'll keep him...
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278. occupied. Right.
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279. Whoa!
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280. Okay.
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281. Johnny, Reed said for you
to slow him down.
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282. I'm on it!
I know exactly what to do.
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283. Hey, imp! Take a look!
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284. Ooh! Shiny!
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285. Can't be! Can't be! Impossible!
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286. H.E.R.B.I.E., I agree. It's impossible.
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287. But there's no time
to think about it right now.
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288. I need to import your data
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289. from the Impossible Man
into the simulation systems.
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290. And I'll get that.
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291. Oh, hey, guys. How's it goin'?
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292. Where's, uh, the little green guy?
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293. What? Where'd you guys go?
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294. Need more time.
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295. Uh, Reed...
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296. You're out of time.
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297. I caught you! I win!
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298. No, actually, I win. The games are over.
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299. Aah!
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300. What'd I miss?
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301. I've taken away your ability to change.
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302. What? No, you didn't.
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303. You're playing.
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304. I can still change.
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305. Look, I'm a giant robot!
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306. No.
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307. Hmm.
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308. No! You can't do that!
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309. I'm afraid I can.
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310. That's not fair! Give it back!
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311. Nope.
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312. Unless...
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313. Anything! Name it! Please!
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314. First, contact your people
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315. and tell them Earth
is a terrible vacation spot.
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316. And second, go home!
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317. - Ha! You're a gorilla!
- What?
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318. Huh?
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319. You guys! It's a trick!
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320. You're the funnest!
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321. That's it. I give up.
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322. You win, Impossible Man.
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323. I'm done.
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324. What do you mean?
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325. Where are you going?
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326. Hey! Guys?
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327. What are you doing now, huh?
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328. Can we go back outside?
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329. And can we play catch again?
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330. There's no point. We can't beat you.
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331. You've won.
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332. We're just gonna sit here now.
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333. We're just gonna sit here now
and do absolutely nothing.
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334. Ow!
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335. What? You can't do that!
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336. Come on!
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337. I thought you were fun, but you're not.
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338. You're boring. I hate this place.
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339. No one should ever come here.
I hope your planet gets eaten!
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340. Aw!
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341. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it.
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342. - Can I—
- No.
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343. Aw...
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344. I said "No".
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345. - How about now?
- No.
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346. - Can we come back now?
- No!
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347. - How about now?
- No.
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348. How about now?
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349. No!
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350. Don't know why I have to fix this.
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351. Totally isn't my fault.
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352. I didn't set the controller down there!
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353. There's still the hole
in the wall downstairs to fix, too.
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354. Come on! I said I was sorry!
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355. I miss Impossible Man.
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