1. Damn, I must be some kind of magnet
for giant alien robots.Copy !req
2. Huh?Copy !req
3. Great, now it's giant
alien robots with lasers.Copy !req
4. Whoa!Copy !req
5. Yee-haw!Copy !req
6. Johnny, we're on our way.
ETA 22.3 seconds!Copy !req
7. Wait for backup! Do not attack!Copy !req
8. Repeat, do not attack the robot!Copy !req
9. Whoa! Attack?Copy !req
10. Me? Never.Copy !req
11. Flame on!Copy !req
12. That's his third car this month.Copy !req
13. I don't understand it.Copy !req
14. I've explained to him
my theory about these...Copy !req
15. It's Johnny. You lost him at "don't."Copy !req
16. How about we save Johnny now
and complain about him later?Copy !req
17. Nice try, RobochumpCopy !req
18. but I gotta... Ah!Copy !req
19. Johnny, don't!Copy !req
20. Whoo!Copy !req
21. Did you see that?Copy !req
22. Boom! Man, that was cool!Copy !req
23. I'm sorry, Reed, what were you saying?Copy !req
24. Johnny!Copy !req
25. Huh?Copy !req
26. You said it wouldn't hurt him!Copy !req
27. My scans of the robot
showed no signs of weaponry.Copy !req
28. No weapons? It just vaporized my brother!Copy !req
29. Mm, no.Copy !req
30. Not vaporized, transported.Copy !req
31. I'm getting residual wormhole readings.Copy !req
32. - I think I can track it.
- "Think?" You think?Copy !req
33. I mean, I most likely can track it.Copy !req
34. From what I can gather,
Johnny's been taken to another galaxy.Copy !req
35. My baby brother...Copy !req
36. Taken to another galaxy? Ah!Copy !req
37. Nice one, stretch.
Remind me to never have you cheer me up.Copy !req
38. I didn't mean to imply.Copy !req
39. I mean, it's wholly possible
he's alive and wellCopy !req
40. just in another galaxy.Copy !req
41. Right. All I know is that
when she wakes upCopy !req
42. try to have a better answer than that!Copy !req
43. I see your point.Copy !req
44. Our appearance at the children's hospital
fundraiser will have to wait.Copy !req
45. I'll call them on our way back
to the Baxter Building.Copy !req
46. I'll cover.
Anything for the kids, right?Copy !req
47. You got the hard job.Copy !req
48. Finding Johnny?Copy !req
49. Keeping Suzy from tying you in knots.Copy !req
50. Get busy.Copy !req
51. Hey, I'm landin' here!Copy !req
52. Ow.Copy !req
53. Funny, I don't remember
putting a dog collar on this morning.Copy !req
54. Jonathan Spencer Storm!Copy !req
55. Huh? Sis?Copy !req
56. Man, you sound horrible.Copy !req
57. Huh?Copy !req
58. Whoa, the Smurfs got big.Copy !req
59. I am Ronan the Accuser!Copy !req
60. Uh, are you Angry Smurf?Copy !req
61. Silence!Copy !req
62. You have been charged
with high crimes against the Kree empire!Copy !req
63. Prepare to be judged!Copy !req
64. Uh, judged, huh?Copy !req
65. Let me think about that for a sec.Copy !req
66. Uh, nah. I'm outta here.Copy !req
67. Flame on! So long, suckers!Copy !req
68. Yep. You're the angry Smurf.Copy !req
69. Ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
70. Here to dedicate the opening
of the New York children's hospitalCopy !req
71. are the Fantastic...Copy !req
72. What? Ah.Copy !req
73. Well, um...Copy !req
74. Sadly, three of the team
have been called away on an emergency,Copy !req
75. but, um, I would like to presentCopy !req
76. the Thing!Copy !req
77. Uh, hiya.Copy !req
78. Yeah.Copy !req
79. Sorry about the door, um...Copy !req
80. Yeah, uh...Copy !req
81. Okay, uh, Reed prepared a speech.Copy !req
82. Oh, no.Copy !req
83. Ah, stupid fat fingers.Copy !req
84. Anything for the kids.Copy !req
85. And there go the pants.Copy !req
86. Just... Just calibrating now.Copy !req
87. I'm tracing the path
of the energy signature.Copy !req
88. Really quite an interesting form of...Copy !req
89. Right. Sorry.Copy !req
90. So where is he?Copy !req
91. Susan, you have to understandCopy !req
92. Johnny could be anywhere
in the universe, he—Copy !req
93. Where is my brother?Copy !req
94. Energy reading matched and located.Copy !req
95. It looks like he's in...Copy !req
96. Central park.Copy !req
97. We have returned to Earth.Copy !req
98. Under Kree lawCopy !req
99. you have the right to be terminated
on your home planet.Copy !req
100. Good, because I've got places to be.Copy !req
101. I'm an important person and I can't just
be abducted by crazy aliens, I...Copy !req
102. Terminated?Copy !req
103. Susan, wait!Copy !req
104. The energy readings are
like nothing I've ever seen.Copy !req
105. Is my brother in there?Copy !req
106. Well, according to my instruments,
yes, but...Copy !req
107. Fascinating.Copy !req
108. This energy.Copy !req
109. The readings are off the scale.Copy !req
110. I'll show you "off the scale."Copy !req
111. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up!Copy !req
112. What's this all about?Copy !req
113. And what is that noise?Copy !req
114. Your teammates are trying to access you.Copy !req
115. But their unique abilities
are no match for Kree technology.Copy !req
116. Let the trial of the accused proceed.Copy !req
117. Trial? Do I get a lawyer or anything?Copy !req
118. Silence!Copy !req
119. By Hala's laws, the accused has a right
to choose his own—Copy !req
120. Reed Richards!Copy !req
121. So be it!Copy !req
122. Reed, get out of my way!Copy !req
123. Susan, we have to proceed carefully!Copy !req
124. - We don't know anything about...
- Reed!Copy !req
125. Huh?Copy !req
126. Reed! Here's the short version!Copy !req
127. Aliens want to wipe me out.
Don't know why.Copy !req
128. Trial. You're my lawyer. Go!Copy !req
129. Astonishing.Copy !req
130. An extraterrestrial raceCopy !req
131. but with uncanny similarities
to Roman culture.Copy !req
132. Their technology far outstrips our own.Copy !req
133. Yo, Reed!Copy !req
134. Termination, me! Please help!Copy !req
135. Uh, what are the charges against Johnny...Copy !req
136. I mean, my client?Copy !req
137. The accused will be confronted
with his crimes in due course!Copy !req
138. Choose now two witnesses for his defense!Copy !req
139. That's the show, folks! I gotta run!Copy !req
140. Whoa!Copy !req
141. Won't... give up.Copy !req
142. - Huh?
- Oh!Copy !req
143. What? Johnny! You're alive!Copy !req
144. Yeah, for the moment.Copy !req
145. Hey! I love what you did
with your tux there, Benjy.Copy !req
146. I see Stretch found ya, matchstick.Copy !req
147. And you're in trouble as usual.Copy !req
148. Who do ya want me to hit first?Copy !req
149. Nobody! Yet.Copy !req
150. This is supposed to be
some sort of trial.Copy !req
151. We'll try to play by the rules.Copy !req
152. As legal counsel to Jonathan Spencer StormCopy !req
153. I respectfully request that the charges
against him be presented, so that we...Copy !req
154. Behold the accused's crimes
against the Kree empire!Copy !req
155. Eleven Earth weeks agoCopy !req
156. Kree sentry 459 attempted contactCopy !req
157. and was destroyed without provocation.Copy !req
158. It was big and ugly.Copy !req
159. I thought it was trying to break in.Copy !req
160. Sentry 521.Copy !req
161. It snuck up behind me!Copy !req
162. But you have to admit
that was a pretty sweet move.Copy !req
163. Sentry 714...Copy !req
164. using a simple scanning laser.Copy !req
165. Oops?Copy !req
166. Look, by that time, it was kinda a habit.Copy !req
167. May it please this court,
my client admits the eventsCopy !req
168. did, in fact, transpire as depictedCopy !req
169. but maintains that the Kree's intentionsCopy !req
170. were subject to misinterpretation.Copy !req
171. He regrets the incidents
and would like to offer restitution.Copy !req
172. Uh, are you speaking alien?Copy !req
173. Just say you're sorry!Copy !req
174. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
175. I am! I am totally sorry!Copy !req
176. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry.
It won't happen again.Copy !req
177. Any attack on a Kree sentryCopy !req
178. is considered an attack on the empire.Copy !req
179. And all who attack the empireCopy !req
180. are judged.Copy !req
181. My brother is a hero!Copy !req
182. He's a good, responsible person!Copy !req
183. He would never knowingly just attack...Copy !req
184. Jonathan Spencer Storm,
have you lost your mind?Copy !req
185. How could you be
so irresponsible?Copy !req
186. Can't you go one minute
without starting trouble?Copy !req
187. Witness testimony overruled!Copy !req
188. The Supreme Intelligence has spoken!Copy !req
189. Hey, look here, pal!Copy !req
190. The kid may be a little hot headed, but...Copy !req
191. Ben, be careful.Copy !req
192. They're using our thoughts
and memories against Johnny.Copy !req
193. I got this, Stretch.Copy !req
194. No way am I letting you hurt Johnny!Copy !req
195. He's a good kid!
He's brave, he's got a big heart.Copy !req
196. Sure he's short on brains, but...Copy !req
197. Johnny!Copy !req
198. Witness testimony overruled!Copy !req
199. The verdict is rendered.Copy !req
200. Jonathan Storm has been judged
hostile to the Kree empireCopy !req
201. and will be terminated forthwith!Copy !req
202. The defense would like
to protest the decision.Copy !req
203. Denied!Copy !req
204. Huh?Copy !req
205. No!Copy !req
206. I'm thinkin' it's clobbering time!Copy !req
207. Yes.Copy !req
208. So much for fostering
interplanetary relations.Copy !req
209. Maybe they think fightin' is friendly.Copy !req
210. Very well!Copy !req
211. If you stand with the accusedCopy !req
212. you shall share his fate!Copy !req
213. The Fantastic Four are hereby declaredCopy !req
214. enemies of the Kree empire!Copy !req
215. And I shall carry out
your sentences personally!Copy !req
216. Ronan! Ronan! Ronan!Copy !req
217. Just get out of here, you guys!Copy !req
218. I caused this.
You don't have to go down with me.Copy !req
219. Huh?Copy !req
220. - Huh?
- You sure you want us to go, matchstick?Copy !req
221. Well, you can stay if you want.Copy !req
222. This has gone far enough!Copy !req
223. Sis!Copy !req
224. Why have you come here, Ronan?Copy !req
225. Is this how you make contact
with alien races?Copy !req
226. The Kree do not make contact.Copy !req
227. The Kree conquer.Copy !req
228. How do the Kree feel about appeals?Copy !req
229. Hey, blue boy!Copy !req
230. Why don't you pick on someone
your own size?Copy !req
231. Ah!Copy !req
232. Come on! Stupid collar!Copy !req
233. Thanks, sis.Copy !req
234. Oh, boy...Copy !req
235. Oh, yeah. Got my game on today.Copy !req
236. Huh?Copy !req
237. This is no game!Copy !req
238. Hey, kid!Copy !req
239. You! Blue alien Smurf kid!Copy !req
240. Get out of there!Copy !req
241. Come on! Flame on!Copy !req
242. Hey!Copy !req
243. Run! Get out of here!Copy !req
244. Good doggie! Stay!Copy !req
245. Your sentence is at hand!Copy !req
246. Prepare for elimination!Copy !req
247. Eliminate this!Copy !req
248. Nice try, kid.Copy !req
249. Now it ends.Copy !req
250. Johnny, Johnny!Copy !req
251. Johnny, Johnny!Copy !req
252. Johnny, Johnny!Copy !req
253. Johnny, Johnny!Copy !req
254. Johnny, Johnny!Copy !req
255. Silence!Copy !req
256. How dare you speak out
against the Supreme Public Accuser!Copy !req
257. These humans will be dealt with!Copy !req
258. You are an enemy of the Kree people!Copy !req
259. You will be—Copy !req
260. Hold!Copy !req
261. The Kree people
have spoken, Accuser.Copy !req
262. For saving the life of a KreeCopy !req
263. the Earth dwellers
will be spared...Copy !req
264. For now.Copy !req
265. But... But, SupremorCopy !req
266. this human,
this Johnny Storm has defied meCopy !req
267. mocked me!Copy !req
268. They are all a danger to the Kree empire!Copy !req
269. Let me destroy them!Copy !req
270. Silence!Copy !req
271. Foolish, impulsiveCopy !req
272. dangerously powerfulCopy !req
273. but not an enemy.Copy !req
274. These creatures may yet be useful
against the Skrulls.Copy !req
275. - Skrulls?
- Their sentence is suspended...Copy !req
276. For now!Copy !req
277. The Supreme Intelligence
has spoken!Copy !req
278. Supremor, no! You can't do this!Copy !req
279. This is not over!Copy !req
280. Now, that was seriously weird.Copy !req
281. Oh!Copy !req
282. Whoa, sis, it's OK. I'm OK.Copy !req
283. Well, don't get used to it.Copy !req
284. Because once I'm done hugging you...Copy !req
285. You're gonna be in big trouble.Copy !req
286. So, I did a lot of thinking
last nightCopy !req
287. after my abduction and all, and...Copy !req
288. I just wanted to thank you guys
for bailing me out... again.Copy !req
289. I'm really sorry for causing
you so much trouble.Copy !req
290. Hey, was that OK? I don't apologize much.Copy !req
291. That was lovely, Johnny.Copy !req
292. But we're not the only ones
you should be apologizing to.Copy !req
293. Yeah, he's next on my list.Copy !req
294. Incredible show over at the dedicationCopy !req
295. of the Manhattan
Children's HospitalCopy !req
296. all thanks to the ever lovin'
blue eyed Thing!Copy !req
297. - Ben?
- Hmm?Copy !req
298. Here to dedicate the opening of...Copy !req
299. I, uh, just wanted to say...Copy !req
300. I'm sorry for being
a jerk to you all the time.Copy !req
301. Seeing it up there on
that screen like thatCopy !req
302. all at once, I'm just really sorry.Copy !req
303. Aw, forget about it.Copy !req
304. To tell you the truth,
I woulda smashed that robot, too.Copy !req
305. But you did real good,
saving those aliens like that.Copy !req
306. I'm real proud of you, flame brain.Copy !req
307. Aw, thanks, big guy.Copy !req
308. That means a lot to me.Copy !req