1. On an outer-space adventure
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2. They got hit by cosmic rays
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3. And the four were changed forever
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4. In some most fantastic ways
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5. No need to fear, they're here
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6. Just call the Four
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7. Fantastic Four
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8. - Don't need no more!
- That's ungrammatical!
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9. Reed Richards is elastic
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10. Sue can fade from sight
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11. Johnny is the Human Torch
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12. The Thing just loves to fight
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13. Call the Four
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14. Fantastic Four
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15. Paris thrills to this gala parade
of new fashion,
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16. representing the avant-garde of style.
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17. It's a quake.
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18. Oh, dear!
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19. We come all the way from California
to be in another earthquake?
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20. And now a word from His Royal
Highness, Prince Charles.
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21. First and foremost I would like
to dispel the ugly rumour
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22. that I have, in any way, become
involved with Roseanne Barr, and...
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23. Run for it, Charlie,
it's a bleedin' monster!
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24. Crumbs!
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25. Reed, we'll be late for the dance.
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26. That's wonderful, sweetheart.
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27. Ben and Alicia are waiting,
and Johnny will be here with Melinda.
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28. - Reed.
- Sorry, darling.
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29. I've been triangulating the source
of those strange landmark sinkings.
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30. If I'm right, New York City
could be the next target.
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31. Ben, you're so light on your feet.
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32. Yeah, just call me Twinkletoes.
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33. This is thirsty work.
Would you like some cola drink?
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34. That'd be lovely.
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35. Here, choose your beverage, baby.
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36. Ben, you're so gallant.
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37. Good evening, Ben. Alicia.
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38. I understand Johnny
is bringing Melinda.
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39. - Yes, so I hear.
- That's nice.
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40. - Who is she?
- Our landlady's niece.
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41. You're putting me on.
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42. Just because Miss Forbes is a pill,
don't mean the kid's a lemon.
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43. Besides, the little hotfoot's
crazy about her.
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44. Let me put a chill on that.
Warm soda tastes like garbage.
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45. Just the sort of tasteless vulgarity
I'd expect from you, Mr Grimm.
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46. Quick, tell Dorothy and Toto to hide.
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47. It's the Wicked Witch of the West.
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48. When Melinda told me
who her escort was to be,
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49. I didn't know whether
to accompany her as a chaperone
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50. or throw up.
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51. You look like you did both.
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52. Stay close to me, child.
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53. If you're not alert, he'll flame up
and raise your temperature.
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54. Forbesy, don't be a wallflower.
Let's cut us some carpet.
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55. Put me down. People are staring.
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56. Then let's give them something
to stare at.
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57. - Good grief.
- Relax, babe. We're a smash.
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58. Cool. I mean, the lights of the city
stretched out all around.
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59. Great music. And you. In my arms.
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60. It's very nice
in an unsophisticated way.
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61. Dancing on the Champs-Élysées
in Paris is much more romantic.
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62. Yeah, right, the Champs Alisa.
That's my favourite hangout.
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63. And now, folks, a surprise treat.
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64. The Human Torch himself, Johnny
Storm, performing his own song.
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65. This is for you, Melinda.
I hope you like it.
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66. They oughta teach this in school
It's not always cool to be cool
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67. You try to play me for a fool
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68. Like you see a girl who's unique
It's a treat cos she's sweet
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69. And she really seems
to knock you off your feet
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70. You wanna say "hey" but you don't
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71. Your mom says tell her how you feel
but you won't
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72. Cos you're just too cool
to tell her truly
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73. That your feelings are getting unruly
Don't try to school me
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74. So she passes you by in the hallway
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75. You're staring at the wall, trying
to play while I say "You're cool"
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76. Really cool, just like ice
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77. But she didn't realise
you'd never get this chance twice
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78. So you're busy playing cool
Now she's gone
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79. Gone on to another
while I sing my funky song
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80. I never passed up a chance
I know this story seems long
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81. But when I know the time is right
for me and you, I'll just flame on
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82. And on and on, flame on
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83. Keep calm, everyone. Don't panic.
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84. Flame on.
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85. What's happening?
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86. We're sinking into the centre
of the earth.
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87. We're miles beneath the surface
of the earth, Sue,
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88. in some bizarre series of caverns.
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89. Yes, but how? And why?
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90. I don't know, but it's tied to the
disappearance of those other landmarks.
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91. The building has stabilised for now.
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92. Everyone must maintain your composure
and remain here
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93. while my colleagues and I
address this predicament.
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94. He means, hang loose, we're working.
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95. Chief, can't you ever
talk plain English?
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96. I want to go home, Aunt Lavinia.
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97. So do I. If you' gone out with
Leland Armbrooster as I wanted,
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98. we wouldn't be in this pickle.
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99. But Leland Armbrooster is a dork.
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100. Better a rich dork
than an inflammable weirdo.
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101. Alicia, I am leaving you in charge.
Try to keep the calm.
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102. A-one, a-two, a-one, two, three, four...
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103. The explanation to all this
lies somewhere out there.
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104. Wait for me, will you?
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105. Melinda?
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106. I'm afraid to stay there
with Aunt Lavinia and the others.
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107. I want to come with you.
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108. We've got to get started.
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109. Coming, Reed.
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110. Hang on.
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111. - Did you have to do that?
- Heck, yeah. Now, come on.
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112. - Johnny!
- Melinda?
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113. - I specifically requested...
- I'm sure that she'll be no trouble.
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114. - We have no time to take her back.
- With your yadda-yadda!
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115. Let's get going already. We get
hassled underwater by Prince Namor,
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116. bugged in ancient Greece by Dr Doom,
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117. and now we're stranded
in a cockamamie cavern.
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118. Just once I'd like a problem
that took us to Vegas.
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119. What can be causing this strange
light so far under the earth?
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120. Phosphorescent minerals
in the cavern walls,
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121. gaining their intensity from some
incredibly powerful energy source.
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122. Almost like an underground sun.
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123. Great. You've explained it, but we're
still up the creek without a paddle.
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124. Let's split up here. We can use
our communicators to keep in touch.
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125. Johnny and Melinda, come with me.
Sue and Ben, try that tunnel.
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126. This way.
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127. Gas. Could be explosive, Johnny.
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128. You'd better not flame up
until we're clear of it.
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129. - Must flame up, Reed.
- No.
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130. Hold tight. I think I can ride
the geothermal updrafts.
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131. There.
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132. It's so dark and it smells bad.
I hate it.
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133. This isn't anybody's idea of fun city.
Shape up, we got a job to do.
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134. Johnny. Melinda. There seems
to be a light source up ahead.
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135. - I feel dizzy.
- What's happening?
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136. Don't look.
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137. - What on earth?
- Or under it.
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138. Unbelievable.
Diamonds as big as boulders.
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139. And we're not alone
in this crystalline kingdom.
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140. Look out.
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141. It's some species
of belligerent troglodyte.
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142. Bye-bye, batties!
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143. I am the Mole Man,
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144. supreme ruler of the world
within the earth.
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145. All that is here is mine!
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146. This is your doing?
The Arch of Triumph? The Pyramid?
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147. The Parliament? And now Rock Center?
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148. Rock Center
is now at the centre of this rock!
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149. - Ironic, isn't it?
- Crazy's more like it.
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150. Not crazy! Brilliant.
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151. By bringing the world's landmarks
into my domain,
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152. I have displayed the awesome power
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153. with which I will seize control
of the surface of the earth as well!
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154. And none will dare stand against me
because I have defeated you.
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155. Reed Richards. Johnny Storm.
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156. You and your colleagues,
the so-called Fantastic Four.
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157. Then you took Radio City just to get us?
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158. Of course! You are the only surface
beings who might've changed my power.
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159. Reed Richards, the only scientist
who is my equal.
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160. And you have been neutralised!
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161. We're not quite neutralised yet.
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162. Flame on.
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163. Watch out for his staff, Johnny.
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164. It's a power generator.
He's using it on those stalactites.
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165. The next one will pin her
to the floor of the cavern.
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166. - Permanently.
- That won't be necessary.
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167. I knew you'd respond to reason.
Follow me.
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168. Johnny, make them stop.
Leland Armbrooster would sue them.
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169. Reed, can you hear me?
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170. Something must be wrong.
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171. The clay is like walking in glue.
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172. - The clay is alive. It's a monster.
- Alright.
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173. I never clobbered clay before,
though.
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174. I think you did it.
It returned to wherever it came from.
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175. Yeah, lucky I got it off so easy.
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176. Come on. Let's blow this dump.
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177. Ben, look, an underground ocean.
It's incredible.
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178. And me without my rubber ducky.
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179. Holy baloney!
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180. The cavern is alive
with clay monsters.
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181. Head for that island.
Water dissolves clay.
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182. They won't be able to follow us.
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183. Yeah, for once we'll do it the easy way.
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184. Do you hear her, everybody?
Come along and sing along. All of you.
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185. Alright, scratch that.
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186. That's quite enough gloom and doom
for one evening.
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187. When I was a child,
we British came through the Blitz
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188. with a song on our lips,
and that song was...
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189. Remove their protective garments!
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190. - Careful.
- Don't mess my hair, you little creep!
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191. Your initial sensitivity
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192. to the mineral brilliance
of my kingdom has passed.
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193. It is now safe for you
to look upon my wealth without harm.
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194. Why are you doing this, Mole Man?
We've never harmed you.
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195. You and all who live above these
caverns harmed me, Reed Richards!
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196. And now my masterpiece.
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197. An earth suction generator.
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198. I used it to bring down the Pyramids,
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199. Parliament and Rockefeller Center,
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200. using only a fraction of its power.
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201. And tomorrow morning,
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202. the great cities of the world
will sink into my domain.
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203. The reign of Mole Man shall begin.
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204. Don't let him drop me. Please don't.
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205. Back off or I flambé the Valley girl.
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206. The only chance we have now
is Sue and Ben.
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207. I pray they're alright.
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208. Stroke. Kick.
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209. What a drag.
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210. Let's get to the top of the ridge.
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211. Maybe I can get through to Reed
from there.
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212. Well, it ain't Coney Island,
but at least it ain't clay.
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213. Funny. It felt like the whole island
just kinda twitched.
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214. I felt it, too.
Ben, Reed's homing signal.
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215. I've locked on to it.
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216. It's twitching again, Susie.
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217. Oh, boy! Look, it's a blasted turtle
as big as the Bronx.
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218. I ain't dinner, honey.
I'm a passenger.
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219. - Which way to Reed, Susie?
- There.
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220. Giddy up, horsey! Ride 'em, cowboy.
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221. Once the process has begun,
it cannot be reversed.
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222. I leave you now to take my post
beneath Washington.
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223. When the White House sinks,
I will be there to take control.
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224. Upon my return as all-powerful ruler
of the surface world,
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225. I will deal with you and the other
two members of the Fantastic Four,
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226. if they survive my guardian monsters!
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227. Farewell!
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228. The Mole Man's suction generator is
fuelled by power from the earth's core.
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229. Even if we get free, we can't turn it
off without splitting the planet in two.
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230. What's happening? I'm getting seasick.
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231. Here's Benny boy.
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232. Look out below.
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233. Thanks for the ride.
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234. Take a hike.
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235. Sue, I knew you'd find us.
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236. I never gave up hope, darling.
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237. - It's good to see you both.
- Get me down.
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238. I can't stand heights.
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239. Bring her down
with your invisible force shield.
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240. - Johnny and I have work to do.
- Right, Reed.
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241. When I give you the signal,
inject a flame into that circuit.
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242. You said
you can't stop the suction process.
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243. I'm not going to stop it.
I'm going to accelerate it.
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244. Now.
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245. I don't get it, but OK.
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246. Quick. Everyone, back to the Rainbow
Room. We haven't much time.
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247. - I don't understand.
- I never understand nothing he says.
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248. Hurry.
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249. Can't you turn down the barbecue?
Will you?
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250. - Miss Forbes, we're back.
- Melinda. Dr Richards.
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251. Mr Grimm and whatshisname.
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252. Shut up, Foo Foo.
What's happening?
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253. I'm a busy person. I have
no more time to waste on this.
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254. You'll be glad
that we're returning to the surface.
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255. But how?
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256. It was impossible to turn off or reverse
Mole Man's earth suction generator.
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257. But it was simple to reprogram
the target of its power.
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258. Spray that again, big brain.
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259. I simply aimed the suction generator's
power on the Mole Man's kingdom.
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260. You mean he goes down
as we go up?
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261. Better than that.
It means he stays down.
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262. No one bests the Mole Man.
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263. My power is irresistible.
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264. We're going down again.
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265. - No, Reed.
- Help. Dial 911.
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266. Not to worry. The Mole Man
created the suction generator.
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267. It's ironic but not even
he has the power to stop it.
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268. What? No.
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269. It's not possible.
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270. And it looks like a bright new day.
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