Family Matters 5x18

Michael Chambers as Urkelbot (as Michael 'Shrimp' Chambers)

Carl and Urkel end up in the ring with the World Wrestling Federation's Bushwhackers after Urkel creates a ""snooze juice"" that knocks out the wrestling team's original opponents.

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1. Do you think you can make a little more

2. noise turnin' those pages?

3. I'll try.

4. - Hey, Waldo. - What's up?

5. Who do you think is the toughest wrestler?

6. You mean, other than my mom?

7. - Hurricane Hal. - He is not that tough.

8. Oh, yeah? He got shot once and didn't know it for two days.

9. That's not tough. That's stupid.

10. Hey, don't tell me about stupid.

11. I know stupid.

12. I've made stupid an art form.

13. Hey, guys, wanna watch some tube?

14. - Sure. - Sure.

15. - Thanks. - Thanks.

16. Should've brought one for yourself.

17. Hey!

18. I know that guy!

19. - Who? - That's Lyle Hopkins.

20. 'You know one of the Psycho Twins?'

21. The Psycho Twins? Who are the Psycho Twins?

22. Just the top tag-team wrestlers

23. in the whole world, that's all.

24. Well, Lyle and I went to high school together.

25. Get out of here!

26. Hey, don't tell your father to get out.

27. For goodness sake, show some respect.

28. You can stay, Mr. Winslow.

29. Lyle and I were on the wrestling team.

30. We used to practice together.

31. Hey, dad, the Psycho Twins are defendin' their title tonight

32. on Wrestle-Rama.

33. You should go on down to the studio

34. and pay your ol' buddy a visit.

35. Maybe I should.

36. And you should take your beloved son with you.

37. Ooh! Can I come too? Please?

38. For me, it would be like meeting the Pope.

39. Only more religious.

40. You can come, Waldo.

41. - Yeah! - Hey, ha ha!

42. - Do it! - Do it!

43. - Hidey-ho! - Oh! Oh!

44. Yeah, well, big guy, don't, don't stand behind the door.

45. Y-you could get hurt.

46. - Goodbye, Steve. - No, wait, wait, wait!

47. Once again, I've come up with an exciting

48. new scientific breakthrough. Wanna know what it is?

49. No!

50. Wait, wait, wait!

51. It's snooze juice.

52. My herbal, all-natural cure for insomnia.

53. Good for you, Urkel.

54. Ever since Russia broke up there's been

55. lots of fighting in insomnia.

56. No, Waldo..

57. This makes people go to sleep.

58. Oh. Cool.

59. Uh, Steve, we'd love to stay here and be annoyed

60. but we're leaving.

61. Oh, no problem. I'll just annoy you on the way.

62. Well, it's scramble eggs tomorrow.

63. - See ya. - Freeze.

64. Richie, isn't there something

65. you wanna tell your Aunt Harriette?

66. Uh…yeah. Nice blouse.

67. Richie.

68. Uh…what's goin' on here?

69. I told a lie to my teacher.

70. Oh, Richie, you know better than that.

71. - It was just a little lie. - Little?

72. You told Mrs. Grossbacher

73. that you didn't have your homework

74. because it blew out of an open window.

75. That can happen.

76. But then he told her an eagle picked it up

77. and flew to Germany with it.

78. You should have quit while you were ahead.

79. 'That's it, scare me!'

80. 'Wow. Get a close-up!'

81. Alright. Looking good, guys! Lookin' good!

82. Hey, Emile, let's see your famous bite of death.

83. Rawr!

84. Ooh! That's scary.

85. 'Alright!'

86. Wow!

87. Look at this here.

88. Hey, come on. Look, look.

89. Wow! A professional wrestlin' ring.

90. Mom never made it to the big time.

91. Hey, Lyle.

92. Carl Winslow!

93. Carl!

94. Carl! I haven't seen you since high school.

95. - How you doin', man? - I'm doing fine, man.

96. You're doin' terrific.

97. I always knew you'd make it big.

98. Well, I was always big. I just had to make it.

99. Hey, remember those great times we had together?

100. Are you kiddin'? We were wild men!

101. You remember that time we took those two girls and, uh…

102. Uh, uh, uh. Lyle, Lyle, Lyle, Lyle.

103. This is my son, Edward.

104. Hey. Yo, I wish I could hear the rest of that story.

105. I wish I could remember it.

106. Oh, and these are his friends Steve and Waldo.

107. - Oh, wait, oh, wait. - Hey, guys.

108. - Sorry. - It didn't hurt.

109. Wow!

110. A Psycho Twin pressed my flesh.

111. Sir, would you do me the honor of autographin' my boxer shorts?

112. Uh, well, uh..

113. Oh, if you're too busy now I could leave them with you

114. and you can mail 'em back to me.

115. I got a better idea.

116. Why don't you guys come back tonight and I'll give you

117. front-row seats to our championship match?

118. Ooh! Thank you, sir. Be right back.

119. Where you goin'?

120. To the bathroom. I gave myself a wedgie.

121. Lyle, you haven't changed.

122. You are still a great guy. We'll see you tonight.

123. Alright, Carl.

124. Roar!

125. Hey, guys, let's kill some time by grabbin' some dinner, huh?

126. Hey, yeah. Let's go to La Petite Sardine.

127. Nothin' but sardines.

128. Cream sauce, mustard sauce

129. pickled, plain, heads, no heads.

130. Hey, Lyle. What's that?

131. Some kind of juice. Tastes good.

132. Well, come on, we're partners. Share.

133. Hey.

134. You found my snooze juice.

135. S-snooze juice?

136. - That's what was in here? - Was?

137. The Psycho Twins guzzled this down

138. and now they're in the locker room sleepin' like babies.

139. The big one's suckin' his thumb!

140. Uh-oh. Thumb sucking causes an overbite.

141. Just ask my Uncle, Beaver Face.

142. Just how much did they drink?

143. The whole bottle.

144. Oh, my. Why, my snooze juice was highly concentrated.

145. Oh, yeah? Well, I can't wake the psychos up.

146. How long are they gonna be out?

147. Well, let's see. It's 7:20, so, uh..

148. …they should be sleepin' until, hmm..

149. - Thursday. - What?

150. We're on the air in ten minutes.

151. Whoa, that's way before Thursday.

152. Look, if I don't deliver the Psycho Twins

153. I'll get sued and if I get sued

154. you guys get sued.

155. I'm gonna call my lawyer.

156. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

157. Take it easy here now.

158. Look, I know that this is an unfortunate accident

159. and we'd love to help you out here

160. but let's be reasonable.

161. What could we possibly do?

162. Ladies and gentlemen..

163. …it is time for the main event!

164. First..

165. …first, our challengers!

166. Those fierce freaks of the forest..

167. …the hoods of the woods..

168. …the brothers of bash..

169. …the Bushwhackers!

170. Aah!

171. And..

172. …their opponents..

173. …the current Federation of Worldwide Wrestling

174. Tag-team Champions..

175. …the demented demons of destruction..

176. …the Psycho Twins!

177. If you win..

178. we'll give you a victory massage.

179. Ladies..

180. Ladies and gentlemen.

181. Get ready for the match of the century!

182. - Hey, Carl. - What?

183. The Bushwhackers look a little light on the bush

184. and heavy on the whackers.

185. The second one of those glandular mutants touches me

186. I'm takin' a dive.

187. Steve, you don't have to.

188. Lou spoke to the guys. He filled them in.

189. They know we're not real wrestlers.

190. They're gonna make us look great.

191. Well, you mean to tell me

192. I get to pummel big guys

193. and they won't pummel me back?

194. That's right.

195. Wow, I can't believe this.

196. My father's actually gonna fight a professional wrestler.

197. Yeah.

198. Hey, after the match you think I could ride

199. with him in the ambulance?

200. Listen up!

201. Only one wrestler from each team

202. is allowed in the ring at one time.

203. Now, you're not allowed to come in the ring

204. unless you tag your partner first.

205. You got it?

206. - Yeah! - Yeah!

207. Good.

208. Wrestle!

209. Yeah!

210. I'm bad!

211. I'm bad!

212. Get in there!

213. 'Go get him, tiger!'

214. Come on, Butch!

215. Yeah!

216. 'Yes!'

217. Yeah!

218. 'Well, it looks like the Psycho Twins'

219. 'are getting a leg up on the Bushwhackers.'

220. 'Oh, wake up and smell the sweat.'

221. 'Those psycho wimps will be ground chuck'

222. 'when the Bushwhackers get their mojo working.'

223. Richie, why aren't you doing your homework?

224. I'm watching Uncle Carl and Uncle Steve

225. wrestle the Bushwhackers.

226. Richie, they went to the wrestlin' match.

227. They're not in the wrestlin' match.

228. Sure, they are. They're the Psycho Twins.

229. And they're kickin' butt.

230. Alright, that does it.

231. I've warned you about lyin'.

232. I'm gonna have to have a serious talk with..

233. Carl!

234. Steve?

235. About that, Richie, I-I'm sorry. You weren't lyin'.

236. That's right.

237. But I sure wish you were.

238. Wow! You must be so proud of your father.

239. Butch! Break loose!

240. Get him! Rip his bloody face off!

241. Hey, mate, for two schmoes off the street

242. you ain't doin' too bloody bad.

243. Oh, well, thank you, Mr. Bushwhacker.

244. Call me Luke, mate. So what do you blokes do for a job?

245. Actually, I'm a student.

246. But my compadre here, well, he's a cop.

247. A what?

248. A cop, a fuzz, a flatfoot, a bobby, a gendarme.

249. My brother and me..

250. …we hate cops!

251. Oh, well..

252. …h-how come?

253. My mother was arrested by a cop last night!

254. Well, why?

255. They couldn't catch her till then.

256. Hey, Butch, the guy in the ring with you..

257. …he's a cop!

258. What? He's a cop?

259. - Yeah! - We hate cops!

260. What?

261. You're a dead man!

262. W-w-what did I do? Hey! Hey!

263. Man, your dad makes it look so real.

264. 'Get him! Get him!'

265. 'Get him, Butch!'

266. 'Get him! Get him!'

267. Whoa, that was great, Steve!

268. No, it wasn't. You know, your dad and I are in trouble.

269. We need help!

270. Yo, we got your back.

271. 'Ladies and gentlemen!'

272. - Ohh! - Ow!

273. - Ow! - Ohh!

274. Ohh!

275. Well, I hope you're happy.

276. You're blaming me?

277. Ow!

278. Steve, everything was going just fine

279. until you blabbed that I was a cop.

280. Well, Carl, this whole ugly debacle would've never happened

281. had you not dragged me down to that palace of pain.

282. Steve, ooh! Ow!

283. The real Psycho Twins would've still been in the ring wrestlin'

284. if it wasn't for your stupid sleepy juice!

285. Stop!

286. Snooze juice!

287. - Oh! - Carl.

288. Oh. Come on.

289. Ow!

290. I just got off the phone with some guy by the name of Lou.

291. Uh-oh, don't tell me, he wants to sue me

292. for all the damages caused by the riot?

293. Nope. It seems that you and Steve were a big hit.

294. He wants you back in the ring again tomorrow night.

295. - What? - What?

296. No way!

297. He wants you to wrestle the nurses.

298. I'll be there.

299. Ohh!