1. It seems today that all you seeCopy !req
2. Is violence in movies and sex on TVCopy !req
3. But where are those
good old-fashioned valuesCopy !req
4. On which we used to rely?Copy !req
5. Lucky there's a family guyCopy !req
6. Lucky there's a man who
positively can doCopy !req
7. All the things that make usCopy !req
8. Laugh and cryCopy !req
9. He's a family guy!Copy !req
10. Oh, my! This place is enormous!Copy !req
11. Aw, man, they got these
little plastic disc guns.Copy !req
12. I haven't seen one of these
since Cleveland's wedding.Copy !req
13. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here todayCopy !req
14. to celebrate the joining
of these two young people...Copy !req
15. in the bonds of holy matrimony...Copy !req
16. consecrated before God Almighty.Copy !req
17. Hey, Stratego! I used to love this game.Copy !req
18. Oh, my God! Abe Vigoda?Copy !req
19. Go bother Steve Guttenberg.Copy !req
20. He's behind the Chinese checkers.Copy !req
21. Abe, shut up!Copy !req
22. Hey, look at me, Chris.Copy !req
23. I'm Yanni, sans the attitude.Copy !req
24. My God, that's amazing!Copy !req
25. - You are so talented!
- Huh?Copy !req
26. Wait a second.Copy !req
27. - Something's not right here.Copy !req
28. You were just making it look
like you were playing.Copy !req
29. You're a phony!Copy !req
30. Hey! This guy's a great big phony!Copy !req
31. Come on, Chris.Copy !req
32. Oh, there you are, Stewie.Copy !req
33. Hey, you're a great big phony,
you know that?Copy !req
34. Come on, Stewie.
Your mom and I have something for you.Copy !req
35. Oh, let me guess. You've picked out
yet another colorful box with a crankCopy !req
36. that I'm expected to turn and turnCopy !req
37. until, ooh, big shocker, a Jack pops out.Copy !req
38. And you laugh, and the kids laugh,
and the dog laughs,Copy !req
39. and I die a little inside.Copy !req
40. - Surprise, honey.Copy !req
41. A trikey!Copy !req
42. I think he likes it.Copy !req
43. When I stick this Army guy
with the sharp bayonet up my nose,Copy !req
44. it tickles my brain.Copy !req
45. Ow! Oh, now I don't know math.Copy !req
46. Give it to me! Give it to me now, damn it!Copy !req
47. - Not now, Stewie. When we get home.Copy !req
48. That's right. You're a big fat phony!Copy !req
49. What I'm about to show youCopy !req
50. is a fight scene from Star Trek,
season one, episode 18.Copy !req
51. And, as a bonus, I'm going to identify
when it's Shatner,Copy !req
52. and when it's his stunt double,
Fred Lubins. Let's watch.Copy !req
53. That's Shatner, of course. That's Lubins.Copy !req
54. That's Shatner. That's Lubins.Copy !req
55. That's Shatner. That's Lubins.Copy !req
56. Now, that's Shatner,
but when I freeze-frame,Copy !req
57. you can clearly see Lubins' coffee cup
sitting on that rock!Copy !req
58. He is the biggest dork on the planet!Copy !req
59. Oh, totally.Copy !req
60. And so, because of his
rough-and-tumble style of command,Copy !req
61. Captain Kirk is clearly superior
to Jean-Luc Picard.Copy !req
62. Any questions... Meg?Copy !req
63. No. Leave me alone!Copy !req
64. Thank you, Neil, for that incredibly
irrelevant presentation.Copy !req
65. We all know Captain Picard
is the superior officer.Copy !req
66. Ugh!Copy !req
67. Hey, everybody!
Mr. Lazenby's getting arrested!Copy !req
68. Well, what in God's name...Copy !req
69. Mr. Lazenby,
what the hell's going on here?Copy !req
70. Apparently, there's some law
against teaching the evolutionary theoryCopy !req
71. that Gil Gerard used a time machine,Copy !req
72. went back, and ejaculated
into the primordial ooze.Copy !req
73. This stupid country.Copy !req
74. Hello, Tom Tucker,
live at James Woods High SchoolCopy !req
75. with this sensational breaking story.Copy !req
76. A teacher caught molesting children...Copy !req
77. With crackpot theories.Copy !req
78. Full story at 11:00.Copy !req
79. And out.Copy !req
80. Oh, my God!
That's Tom Tucker from the news!Copy !req
81. Hey, kids, remember, Mr. T says,Copy !req
82. "I pity the fool who does drugs."Copy !req
83. - Better hurry up, Mr. Tucker.
- I'm coming.Copy !req
84. And reports indicate she has also consumed
a record amount of seamen.Copy !req
85. Well, that sounds
like one powerful hurricane, Diane.Copy !req
86. In other news, school board elections
took place last evening,Copy !req
87. and with six precincts reporting,Copy !req
88. candidate Fred Johnson leads
candidate Betsy LebowCopy !req
89. by a substantial margin...Copy !req
90. Hi, Meg.Copy !req
91. You know how cute I think you are.Copy !req
92. A bit of turmoil
at the White House today,Copy !req
93. when President Bush stuck his finger
in an electrical socket...Copy !req
94. - Whoa!Copy !req
95. Yikes. Awkward.Copy !req
96. that's where leprechauns
hide their gold. More at 11:00.Copy !req
97. Hey, you know who lives in this house?Copy !req
98. A great big phony!Copy !req
99. That's right! A phony lives here!Copy !req
100. A big fat phony!Copy !req
101. I say, look at me.Copy !req
102. I feel like a regular grease monkey.Copy !req
103. Hey, remember that time
I had that Mustang?Copy !req
104. Oh, yeah, you took it
for a spin that time.Copy !req
105. Yeah, that was awesome!Copy !req
106. Then those chowder-heads on the corner,
they busted your stones.Copy !req
107. Hey, your sister say anything about me?Copy !req
108. Oh, my God! I'm missing the news!Copy !req
109. We all miss The News, Meg,Copy !req
110. but Huey Lewis needs time to create,Copy !req
111. and we have to learn to be patient.Copy !req
112. And, in entertainment,Copy !req
113. Mary Tyler Moore is 64-years-old today.Copy !req
114. - Really? 64?
- Yes.Copy !req
115. - Now, I thought she was dead.
- Nope. She's alive.Copy !req
116. Fantastic. And now, this.Copy !req
117. Are you an area high school student,Copy !req
118. interested in the glamorous world
of unpaid internships?Copy !req
119. If so, we'd like to invite youCopy !req
120. to try out for Channel Five's
Young Anchor Program.Copy !req
121. Oh, wow!Copy !req
122. You'll gain valuable experience,Copy !req
123. have a chance to work closely
with Tom and me,Copy !req
124. and best of all,
produce your own on-air report.Copy !req
125. So, call us now.Copy !req
126. Yeah!Copy !req
127. All right, question number one.Copy !req
128. Would you consider growing a mustache?Copy !req
129. I guess so.Copy !req
130. Question number two.Copy !req
131. Look at my mustache.Copy !req
132. Do you think it tickles women
when I kiss them?Copy !req
133. - I... I don't know.
- Wrong.Copy !req
134. The answer is
"Only slightly. Only slightly." Next.Copy !req
135. Oh, God, I can't hire any of these girls.Copy !req
136. They're all too pretty.
Their breasts are too perky.Copy !req
137. Perfect!Copy !req
138. Congratulations! You got the job.Copy !req
139. Oh, my God!Copy !req
140. Oh, oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.Copy !req
141. This is beyond anything
I've ever dreamed of!Copy !req
142. You and your partner will start
first thing tomorrow after school.Copy !req
143. - Great! Who's my partner?
- Hey, there, hot stuff.Copy !req
144. Well, well.Copy !req
145. It appears the fates have conspired
in our favor, eh, Meg?Copy !req
146. Look, stay away from me, Neil.Copy !req
147. Just because we're working together
does not mean I have to like you.Copy !req
148. - Give it to me!
- What's that?Copy !req
149. Give it to me, Neil!Copy !req
150. Give it to me!Copy !req
151. Give it to me, Neil!Copy !req
152. Yeah, that'll work just fine.Copy !req
153. Ugh!Copy !req
154. Hey, look who's here, Diane.Copy !req
155. It's our bright-eyed young interns.Copy !req
156. Did you two remember
to wear your eager caps?Copy !req
157. I sure did, Mr. Tucker.Copy !req
158. Great! 'Cause you two are going
to have so much fun.Copy !req
159. Don't act any cheerier, Diane.
You'll give us all diabetes.Copy !req
160. - Bite me, Tom.
- Come on, kids.Copy !req
161. And here's where we produce
our in-studio celebrity interviews.Copy !req
162. I just did one with Dustin Hoffman.Copy !req
163. He's almost impossible to book,
but we got him.Copy !req
164. So, Dustin, it's been a while.Copy !req
165. I got to say, you look great.Copy !req
166. - Are you trying to seduce me...
Mr. Tucker?Copy !req
167. I am not trying
to seduce you, Dustin Hoffman.Copy !req
168. You really look great.Copy !req
169. Uh-oh. Twelve minutes to Wapner.Copy !req
170. Yes, I understand your hectic schedule.Copy !req
171. Well, Dustin, we really appreciate
you taking the timeCopy !req
172. to be with us here in the studio.Copy !req
173. If there's anything
I can ever do for you...Copy !req
174. Bring me Peter Pan!Copy !req
175. I'll keep my eye out for him.
Thanks, Dustin.Copy !req
176. He's this tall.Copy !req
177. Uh, can you believe it?Copy !req
178. Our little Stewie learning to ride
his first tricycle.Copy !req
179. Yeah, this is going to be
even more excitingCopy !req
180. than when Brian taught me
about Christopher Columbus.Copy !req
181. Where are we going, Brian?Copy !req
182. Peter, we're going to visit the year 1492.Copy !req
183. That's when Columbus set sail
on his famous voyage to the New World.Copy !req
184. - We're on a ship.
- That's right.Copy !req
185. This is the Santa Maria,
one of three ships Columbus tookCopy !req
186. to find a direct route to India.Copy !req
187. - Any sign of India yet, fellas?
- Nothing yet, Captain.Copy !req
188. India! But I thought
Columbus was going to America!Copy !req
189. On the contrary, Peter.Copy !req
190. Columbus discovered America
entirely by mistake!Copy !req
191. Wow!Copy !req
192. What the deuce do you think you're doing?
Back off, fat man.Copy !req
193. Hang on, Stewie.Copy !req
194. What the... Hey, hey, let go!Copy !req
195. Get your filthy paws off.Copy !req
196. Let go! Let go, I say! Let go!Copy !req
197. Don't let go!Copy !req
198. Oh, this is exhilarating!Copy !req
199. - Go, Stewie!
- Yay, Stewie!Copy !req
200. Here. I got to go check on dinner.Copy !req
201. You keep taping Stewie.
Don't miss a moment.Copy !req
202. I got it.Copy !req
203. Oh, look... It's dancing with me.Copy !req
204. It's like there's this
incredibly benevolent forceCopy !req
205. that wants me to know
there's no reason to be afraid.Copy !req
206. Sometimes, there's so much beauty
in the world, it makes my heart burst.Copy !req
207. It's just some trash blowing in the wind!Copy !req
208. Do you have any idea how complicated
your circulatory system is?Copy !req
209. Hi, Mr. Tucker.Copy !req
210. I brought you some Rice Krispies treats,Copy !req
211. 'cause I remember you saying
you liked them once on the news.Copy !req
212. See, look, this one,
it's in the shape of a heart.Copy !req
213. I'm sorry, but there's a handsome man
in my spoon.Copy !req
214. You'll have to come back later.Copy !req
215. Oh, my God!Copy !req
216. Meg's in love with Tom Tucker!Copy !req
217. Try to move in on my woman,
will you, Tom Tucker?Copy !req
218. Well, no one crosses Neil Goldman
and gets away with it.Copy !req
219. I added a little something to your coffee
that I don't think you're gonna like.Copy !req
220. Here's your coffee, Mr. Tucker.Copy !req
221. What the hell is in this?Copy !req
222. Sweet 'N Low!Copy !req
223. That's for trying to steal my woman!Copy !req
224. Go back and bring it to me
with urine in it like I asked!Copy !req
225. Yes, sir.Copy !req
226. Nice bike.Copy !req
227. Oh, if that's not the understatement
of the century.Copy !req
228. It's cool.Copy !req
229. Too cool for you.Copy !req
230. Oh, no, no. No, no,
I think it's right where I'm at.Copy !req
231. - Out of my way!
- Oh, well, I see.Copy !req
232. Yes, yes, I suppose you do have to ride it
to truly appreciate its virtues.Copy !req
233. Well, then, I'll just wait right here
till you get back.Copy !req
234. Where the devil is he?Copy !req
235. You've obviously never met a bully.Copy !req
236. What the deuce do you mean "bully"?Copy !req
237. He wasn't taking it for a test ride.
He was just taking it.Copy !req
238. You... You mean...Copy !req
239. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
240. He... Stole... My... Trikey?Copy !req
241. You know, Mr. Tucker,Copy !req
242. has anyone ever told you your eyes are...Copy !req
243. Hang on a second, sweetie.
I've gotta call Peter Jennings,Copy !req
244. and reschedule our golf game.Copy !req
245. This is Peter.Copy !req
246. - You know what to do.Copy !req
247. Mr. Tucker, Ms. Simmons!Copy !req
248. There's some nut on top of Town Hall
with a high-powered rifle!Copy !req
249. The gunman has been identified
as the notorious mass-media murdererCopy !req
250. who targets members of the press.Copy !req
251. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mass media murderer?Copy !req
252. You know, I think
this would be a fine opportunityCopy !req
253. to give our interns
some real world experience.Copy !req
254. Hey, that means you'll get to ride
in the Action 5 News chopper.Copy !req
255. I'm so jealous!
Better put in for some new interns.Copy !req
256. Good luck.Copy !req
257. I've got Hugh Downs up here,Copy !req
258. and I'm going to splatter
his distinguished careerCopy !req
259. all over the pavement.Copy !req
260. Hey, why me? Why the media?Copy !req
261. I've got my reasons.Copy !req
262. Dan Rather thinks he can just condenseCopy !req
263. a whole day's worth of events
into a half hour.Copy !req
264. Oh, don't get me started on Rather,
that arrogant jerk.Copy !req
265. Really? You know him?Copy !req
266. I'm Hugh Downs. I know everybody.
In fact, he's right down there.Copy !req
267. - Where?Copy !req
268. See you later, sucker!Copy !req
269. And, by the way,
Rather is an okay guy in small doses.Copy !req
270. Look how close we're getting, Meg.Copy !req
271. Hey, that was my lucky assassin hat!Copy !req
272. Mayday! Mayday! I'm going down!Copy !req
273. Oh, my God. We're going to die!Copy !req
274. There's so much of life
I haven't experienced.Copy !req
275. I never even got the chanceCopy !req
276. to be some drunk college guy's
last resort.Copy !req
277. My years of expensive orthodontic work
will be a total waste!Copy !req
278. I never even had my first kiss!Copy !req
279. It's not too late, Meg.Copy !req
280. I'm here for you.Copy !req
281. Time to sign off.Copy !req
282. Remember me, dirtbag?Copy !req
283. Wow, you saved those kids' lives,
Mr. Downs.Copy !req
284. All in a day's work.Copy !req
285. Remember, if you ever need me,
just blow this whistle.Copy !req
286. Or call John Stossel's cell phone.Copy !req
287. Hugh Downs away!Copy !req
288. Oh, honey, thank God you're safe.
We were so worried.Copy !req
289. We now go to Junior Anchor Neil GoldmanCopy !req
290. with exclusive Channel 5 footage
from today's exciting scene.Copy !req
291. Thank you, Diane.Copy !req
292. There may have been
some sort of commotion on the rooftop,Copy !req
293. but the real storyCopy !req
294. was inside the mouths
of Meg Griffin and Neil Goldman,Copy !req
295. where a meeting of the tongues,
a summit of saliva,Copy !req
296. established a new world order of love.Copy !req
297. Let's watch it one more time
in super slo-mo.Copy !req
298. This is where we cease to be Meg and NeilCopy !req
299. and begin life anew as Meil.Copy !req
300. Oh, my God, he put it on TV.Copy !req
301. Oh, isn't that cute, Peter?Copy !req
302. Our daughter's first love.Copy !req
303. I just want to kill myself!Copy !req
304. I'm going upstairs right now
and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.Copy !req
305. I'm allergic to peanuts.Copy !req
306. You don't know anything about me!Copy !req
307. Who was that guy?Copy !req
308. I say, Constable, I'd like to report
the theft of my tricycle.Copy !req
309. Oh, look at the little baby.Copy !req
310. Aren't you cute?Copy !req
311. Where's your mommy?Copy !req
312. How dare you condescend to me?Copy !req
313. I demand justice!Copy !req
314. I'm here to turn myself in.Copy !req
315. I have a dismembered Baltic hooker
bleeding through the tarp in my trunk.Copy !req
316. Oh, look at the little baby.Copy !req
317. Aren't you cute?Copy !req
318. Where's your mommy?Copy !req
319. Where did you get that shirt?Copy !req
320. Neil's giving them out.Copy !req
321. Hello, lover.Copy !req
322. Neil, what are you doing?Copy !req
323. I'm not your lover. I don't even like you.Copy !req
324. Meg, I strongly suggest you hold my hand,Copy !req
325. lest you look like a slut.Copy !req
326. Listen, you freak!Copy !req
327. Tell these people that there's nothing
going on between us.Copy !req
328. Oh, don't be afraid of the fire, Meg.Copy !req
329. I won't let you burn.Copy !req
330. Al, why haven't I leaped?Copy !req
331. Uh, Ziggy says you can't leap
until she loves you back.Copy !req
332. Don't worry. I'll get her.Copy !req
333. So, what were you wanting to work on?Copy !req
334. - Cardio, upper body, what?
- Upper body, definitely.Copy !req
335. I... I need to get buff,
so I can get my tricycle back.Copy !req
336. Well, luckily, we're running a special
right now for the next 17 minutes.Copy !req
337. Uh, okay, well, that's...
That's a little unusual,Copy !req
338. but, uh, okay, well, tell me.Copy !req
339. Okay, well, the normal planCopy !req
340. is 78 months at $40 a month and $200 down.Copy !req
341. Watch this, forget the down,
are you watching?Copy !req
342. - Yeah, uh...
- Goodbye, $40 a month, let's do $35.Copy !req
343. Okay, $35, all right, now,
that's the cheapest?Copy !req
344. Yeah, hang on, hang on.Copy !req
345. Trace, can you bring me
some of those free gym bags?Copy !req
346. - Thanks.
- Gosh, you know, I... I, you know...Copy !req
347. I could probably just do
some push-ups at home.Copy !req
348. Well, let's start you off
with the complete body fat test.Copy !req
349. - Maybe a heart rate...
- You're actually not hearing me.Copy !req
350. I don't think this is for me.
Um, thanks, anyway.Copy !req
351. And, uh, for the future...Copy !req
352. You came on a little strong.Copy !req
353. What's going on here?Copy !req
354. Oh, we invited Neil's family over
for dinner.Copy !req
355. - Hi.
- Hello.Copy !req
356. You what?Copy !req
357. Yeah, we wanted
to get to know them better.Copy !req
358. Seeing as how the two of you
will, one day,Copy !req
359. bless our home with the pitter-patterCopy !req
360. of sweet little grandchildren
as ugly as sin.Copy !req
361. Meg, you never told me
your mother was such a stone-cold fox.Copy !req
362. Now I see where you get it.Copy !req
363. Meg, he's so charming.Copy !req
364. My name is Chris.Copy !req
365. I'm supposed to be
on my best behavior tonight,Copy !req
366. and not mention pooh.Copy !req
367. Oh, God, what have I done?Copy !req
368. Well... Let's eat.Copy !req
369. I think it's very, very nice
that our children had this wonderful kiss.Copy !req
370. I remember when Muriel and I
had our first kiss,Copy !req
371. and it was just awful.Copy !req
372. Oh, just awful.Copy !req
373. We were both very sick.Copy !req
374. Weren't we, dear?Copy !req
375. Oh, we were terribly sick.Copy !req
376. We were both 14, and it was winter,Copy !req
377. and we had terrible head colds.Copy !req
378. Yes, mine, especially, was very bad.Copy !req
379. I had terrible mucus
coming out from inside my nose,Copy !req
380. and the other children,
they were very nasty to me about that.Copy !req
381. They said bad, hurtful things to me.Copy !req
382. They called me Tastykakes,Copy !req
383. and they would beat me
and stick pine cones in my ass.Copy !req
384. Those were very bad times.Copy !req
385. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
386. Thank you very much.Copy !req
387. Excuse me. I'm going to go throw up.Copy !req
388. Ah, please flush the toilet twice.Copy !req
389. Once for the bulk
and again for the remainder.Copy !req
390. Thank you. Oh, she's a dear.Copy !req
391. Hey, you're blocking my light,
you stupid baby.Copy !req
392. You know, my hooligan friend,Copy !req
393. I've been racking my brain
in a thus far fruitless attemptCopy !req
394. to resolve our recent unpleasantness.Copy !req
395. Then it dawned on me.Copy !req
396. Your cruelty merely stems
from some deep-seated inner pain.Copy !req
397. So, the obvious remedy
is a healthy dose of outer pain!Copy !req
398. Schoolchildren washing cars
to raise money for charity.Copy !req
399. Is there anything more arousing?Copy !req
400. Finally, we go to Meg Griffin
for a special Channel FiveCopy !req
401. Junior Anchor segment on the moon. Meg?Copy !req
402. The moon.
There's a reason no one goes there.Copy !req
403. It's cold. And it's ugly.Copy !req
404. And its surface is plagued
with deep craters and jagged peaks.Copy !req
405. Oh, wait.Copy !req
406. That's not the moon.Copy !req
407. It's Neil Goldman's face.Copy !req
408. Recently, many of you saw me
kissing this freak of nature.Copy !req
409. But if I didn't think
I was seconds away from death,Copy !req
410. I would've never done it.Copy !req
411. I mean, who in their right mind would?Copy !req
412. Well, I went to the streets to find out.Copy !req
413. Would you kiss this guy?Copy !req
414. - Ugh, no.
- No way.Copy !req
415. - No.
- No.Copy !req
416. - No.
- No.Copy !req
417. Ugh! God, no.
What's the matter with you? Ugh!Copy !req
418. It's official. Neil Goldman is unkissable.Copy !req
419. Hear that, Neil?
I don't like you and I never will!Copy !req
420. Back to you, Tom.Copy !req
421. Thank you, Meg.Copy !req
422. I guess beggars can be choosers.Copy !req
423. And now this.Copy !req
424. Well, well, isn't this a darling picture?Copy !req
425. Let me go, man.Copy !req
426. Tell me, how old are you, Charlie?Copy !req
427. - Seven.
- Seven?Copy !req
428. Well, my, my, you're practically a lady.Copy !req
429. Ironic that your fate
is in the hands of an infant.Copy !req
430. Now, tell me where my tricycle is!Copy !req
431. I don't know. I lost it.Copy !req
432. - Ow!
- Very well.Copy !req
433. I have other ways of obtaining the truth.Copy !req
434. No! Don't!Copy !req
435. Stewie... Look what I found.Copy !req
436. My trikey!Copy !req
437. What's going on down here?Copy !req
438. Oh, we're playing house.Copy !req
439. That boy is all tied up.Copy !req
440. Roman Polanski's house.Copy !req
441. Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker.Copy !req
442. Our top story,
the President has been shot.Copy !req
443. Tragedy strikes the nation.
The President has been shot.Copy !req
444. What's the President doing in this casket?Copy !req
445. We'll tell you right after this.Copy !req
446. Hey, Meg, nice job
on that report last night.Copy !req
447. Wow, thanks, Mr. Tucker.Copy !req
448. That means so much, coming from someone
as handsome as yourself.Copy !req
449. Say, how'd you like to pick up
a handsome man's dry cleaning?Copy !req
450. Well, sure.Copy !req
451. But isn't that Neil's job?Copy !req
452. Little jerk
hasn't been in all day.Copy !req
453. He hasn't?Copy !req
454. We've got a breaking story!Copy !req
455. There's some geek on top of Town Hall
and he's about to jump.Copy !req
456. Oh, my God! Neil!Copy !req
457. Is it Neil?Copy !req
458. Huh, I've been calling him Ned all week.Copy !req
459. Oh, my God. Neil, please don't jump.Copy !req
460. I was just a piece of eye candy
that she turned into an all-day sucker.Copy !req
461. Mr. Tucker! Thank God, you're here.Copy !req
462. Someone's gotta do something.
He's gonna fall!Copy !req
463. I'm on it, Meg.Copy !req
464. Hey, have that cartoon sound effect guy
cue up the...Copy !req
465. And then top it off with a...Copy !req
466. And if there's time before commercial,Copy !req
467. be ready with a wah-wah-wah-wah.Copy !req
468. Oh, my God.Copy !req
469. You don't care about him at all, do you?Copy !req
470. All you care about
are your stupid ratings.Copy !req
471. You're a horrible man.Copy !req
472. - Neil, I'm sorry!
- Meg?Copy !req
473. - Uh-oh.
- There he goes!Copy !req
474. Good stuff, good stuff,
good stuff, good stuff!Copy !req
475. - Neil!Copy !req
476. Meg. You do care.Copy !req
477. Don't read too much into this, Neil.Copy !req
478. Well, it's hard not to,
when I'm lying right on top of you.Copy !req
479. Look, just because you're repulsive,Copy !req
480. and probably the most annoying person
on the planet,Copy !req
481. and I'm not the only person who thinks so,Copy !req
482. that doesn't mean I want you to go
and kill yourself.Copy !req
483. Ah, thanks, Meg.Copy !req
484. But I was never really planning to jump.Copy !req
485. Wasn't going to jump?Copy !req
486. You're a phony!Copy !req
487. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
488. This guy's a great big phony!Copy !req