1. I say, it's four o'clock, away with you.Copy !req
2. - Stewie!
- Change it back!Copy !req
3. Oh, forget it, Jolly Farm Revue is on.Copy !req
4. It's the latest indoctrinating pabulum
for children with not enough to do.Copy !req
5. Hey.Copy !req
6. Shut up.Copy !req
7. Wakey, wakey, children.Copy !req
8. Good morning, Mother Maggie.Copy !req
9. The sun has risen
on another day in Jolly Farm.Copy !req
10. Let's see what life's rich pageant
has in store for us.Copy !req
11. Oh, she has the voice of an angel.Copy !req
12. Not to mention a balcony
you could do Shakespeare from.Copy !req
13. Play your song, Melody Sheep,
to aid the little ones' nourishment.Copy !req
14. But play softly,Copy !req
15. for Pengrove Pig wishes to read aloud...Copy !req
16. From his Magic Tome
that holds every book ever written!Copy !req
17. "These were difficult times
for the children of IpswichCopy !req
18. "when the lollipop famine
cursed their pleasant village..."Copy !req
19. How can you stand watching this?Copy !req
20. It's dreck and you know it.Copy !req
21. Oh, don't have the guts to respond, huh?Copy !req
22. No intelligent defense
of this unmitigated crap?Copy !req
23. - Commercial!Copy !req
24. I'm going to get some graham crackers.Copy !req
25. Welcome back to Kiss Forum,Copy !req
26. Rhode Island public access's
most popular show about Kiss.Copy !req
27. Lois hurry, it's back on!Copy !req
28. Calm down, Peter,
you know I wouldn't miss a second of this.Copy !req
29. Okay, let's take a call.
You're on Kiss Forum.Copy !req
30. Kiss rules! Whoo!Copy !req
31. Okay, good call, good call.Copy !req
32. All right, hey, you're on Kiss Forum.Copy !req
33. Yeah. Kiss sucks.Copy !req
34. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
35. Trace the call, trace the call.Copy !req
36. Yeah, um, they suck big time.
They bite ass.Copy !req
37. Wait a second, I recognize that voice.Copy !req
38. Is this Dennis De Young,
lead singer from Styx?Copy !req
39. Come clean, man.Copy !req
40. Yeah, yeah, it's me. It's Dennis.Copy !req
41. Dennis, you jealous douche,Copy !req
42. how about I crank
a little "Detroit Rock City"Copy !req
43. and play "Come Sail Away,"Copy !req
44. and we can see how they stack up
side by side, huh?Copy !req
45. You want that, you high-voiced bastard?Copy !req
46. We'll be right back after this.Copy !req
47. Hey, didn't see you come in.Copy !req
48. We're just getting into shape
for our upcoming tour.Copy !req
49. We're playing five big shows in five days.Copy !req
50. - So, if you're...
- Rock and roll!Copy !req
51. Why don't you just sit
in the corner, huh? Go on.Copy !req
52. So, if you're a Kiss fan
and you live in the Northeast,Copy !req
53. come out for all five shows
of what we're calling "Kiss-Stock."Copy !req
54. Aw, hell, the Northeast?Copy !req
55. You know, it's times like this,Copy !req
56. I curse the fact that we live
in French Polynesia.Copy !req
57. No, Peter, we're in the Northeast.Copy !req
58. We are?Copy !req
59. And Kiss is coming to the Northeast.Copy !req
60. That means... Uh...Copy !req
61. - That means...
- No, no, Lois, don't help me.Copy !req
62. It means we can do something...Copy !req
63. Come on, Peter, you're almost there.Copy !req
64. - We can go to Kiss-Stock!Copy !req
65. Hey, yo, Lois!Copy !req
66. - What?
- I'm packing for Kiss-Stock.Copy !req
67. I can't find my favorite underwear.Copy !req
68. You mean the pair with the rip
in the right butt cheekCopy !req
69. from when you stepped on them
pulling them upCopy !req
70. in the airplane bathroom
from when you had the trots?Copy !req
71. No, no, the pair with the hole
in the left butt cheekCopy !req
72. from when I held it in for two hours,Copy !req
73. 'cause it was that extra long
Palm Sunday Church sermonCopy !req
74. and I thought blowing gas
would offend Jesus,Copy !req
75. so I let it go in the vestibule after mass
and it sounded like Louis Armstrong?Copy !req
76. Oh, bottom drawer.Copy !req
77. Children, tell Mother Maggie
what you want to be when you grow up?Copy !req
78. - A scientist.
- A novelist.Copy !req
79. A Cambridge don.Copy !req
80. Oh, what's my future,
coming from these squalid surroundings?Copy !req
81. Getting into a fight
with some dude at the Laundromat,Copy !req
82. 'cause he was hitting on my baby's mama?Copy !req
83. I should be there, not here.Copy !req
84. London...Copy !req
85. Hey, Dad, can me and Meg
stay up late every nightCopy !req
86. when you're at Kiss-Stock?Copy !req
87. You can do whatever you want, son.Copy !req
88. Just don't eat from the Candy tree.Copy !req
89. He's right to caution you.
I feed on children.Copy !req
90. You don't mind watching Stewie
for a few days, do you, Brian?Copy !req
91. No, ever since Jolly Farm Revue came on,Copy !req
92. he's been pretty distracted.
It'll be a breeze.Copy !req
93. Well, bye, everyone.Copy !req
94. I can't believe my stupid parents
are going to spend five daysCopy !req
95. following stupid old Kiss around.
It's painful.Copy !req
96. Not half as painful
as a tire iron upside your head.Copy !req
97. - What?
- I'll miss you.Copy !req
98. Hey, Stewie, what do you want for lunch?Copy !req
99. "Dear stupid dog,Copy !req
100. "I've gone to livewith the children
on Jolly Farm.Copy !req
101. "Goodbye forever, Stewie."Copy !req
102. "P.S. I never got a chanceto return
that sweaterLois gave me for Christmas.Copy !req
103. "Um, I left the receipt
on top of my bureau.Copy !req
104. "I'm probably
over the 30-day return limit,Copy !req
105. "but I'm sure if you make a fuss,Copy !req
106. "they'll at least give you
a store credit or something.Copy !req
107. "It's actually not a horrible sweater.Copy !req
108. "It's just I can't imagine
whenl'll ever wear it, you know?Copy !req
109. "Oh, and, uh, I also left
a button on the bureau.Copy !req
110. "I'm not sure what it goes to,Copy !req
111. "but I can never bring myself
to throw a button away.Copy !req
112. "I know as soon as I do,
I'llfind the garment it goes to,Copy !req
113. "and then... And then it'll...Copy !req
114. "Wait a minute, actually,
couldit have been from the sweater?Copy !req
115. "Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm.Copy !req
116. "Well, I should wrap this up
before I start to ramble.Copy !req
117. "Again, goodbye forever."Copy !req
118. "P.P.S. You know what?Copy !req
119. "It might be a little chilly in London.Copy !req
120. "I... I'm actually
going to take the sweater."Copy !req
121. Oh, my God!Copy !req
122. One of these planes
must be going to London.Copy !req
123. Queue up, children. Spit-spot.Copy !req
124. Here are the tickets, miss.
These are all ours. Thank you.Copy !req
125. Spit-spot, Albert Hall,
meat and two veg, Big Ben,Copy !req
126. Dave Clark Five, spam and eggs,Copy !req
127. baby's arm holding an apple,
pip-pip, cheerio.Copy !req
128. - Hot towel?
- Yes, thank you.Copy !req
129. Well, come on!Copy !req
130. - What the hell are you doing here?
- I'm taking you off this plane.Copy !req
131. Well, think again, Rover.Copy !req
132. Great.Copy !req
133. I'm stuck on a transatlantic flight
with a petulant runaway.Copy !req
134. How could this get any worse?Copy !req
135. You know what I hate about flying?Copy !req
136. The peanuts. First of all,
you can't get them open.Copy !req
137. Who are they trying
to keep out of these things?Copy !req
138. What's the deal
with the razor blade slot in the bathroom?Copy !req
139. Are people actually shaving in there?Copy !req
140. Hi, Andy Dick here. Excuse me.Copy !req
141. I've got to get my bag
up in the overhead bin here...Copy !req
142. Oh! Whoa! No! No! Wow, that's wacky.Copy !req
143. There, now, that wasn't so bad, was it?
Did you sleep at all?Copy !req
144. Yeah, a little.Copy !req
145. Ugh, I couldn't sleep a wink.
My pillow smelled like farts.Copy !req
146. But, that's all right,
because we're in England.Copy !req
147. Uh-oh.Copy !req
148. Well, I don't get it.Copy !req
149. Where are England's verdant fields,Copy !req
150. its rosy-rumped maidens
and bucktoothed solicitors?Copy !req
151. About 3,000 miles that way.
We're in the Middle East.Copy !req
152. Where are we going?Copy !req
153. I don't know, I'm not exactly familiar
with this particular Arabian Village.Copy !req
154. Stuff for sale!
Bad, cheaply made stuff for sale!Copy !req
155. Hey, Americans! You like movies?Copy !req
156. I've got Dude, My Car
Is Not Where I Parked It,Copy !req
157. But Praise Allah, We Are Not Hurt.Copy !req
158. Camels for sale.Copy !req
159. This one owned by little old man
who only drove it to mosque on Sundays.Copy !req
160. Just had its knees replaced.Copy !req
161. Well, great, buy one,
and let's get out of here.Copy !req
162. What do you mean, buy one?
All I've got is 50 bucks.Copy !req
163. We're going to have to distract them.
Follow my lead.Copy !req
164. You and I areCopy !req
165. So awfully differentCopy !req
166. Too awfully differentCopy !req
167. To ever be palsCopy !req
168. - Do you want to go first?
- Yeah, I'll go.Copy !req
169. Your favorite hero is the Marquis de SadeCopy !req
170. Oh, you're one to talk.Copy !req
171. You get a stiffy from Phylicia RashadCopy !req
172. Oh, one time.Copy !req
173. I've a style flairCopy !req
174. Just look at my hip hairCopy !req
175. - Oh, yeah, that's quite a nice 'do there.
- Thanks.Copy !req
176. For me to poop on!Copy !req
177. - What?
- Come on, you look like Charlie Brown.Copy !req
178. Bite me, Snoopy.Copy !req
179. There's not a whole lotCopy !req
180. That we've got to agree onCopy !req
181. 'Cause I love the strings
of a classical scoreCopy !req
182. And I like that singer
who looks like a whoreCopy !req
183. - Ricky Martin?
- Love him.Copy !req
184. We're too different to ever be palsCopy !req
185. - You and I are
- Doo, doo, dooCopy !req
186. - So awfully different
- Doo, doo, dooCopy !req
187. - Too awfully different
- Doo, doo, dooCopy !req
188. To ever be palsCopy !req
189. Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo dooCopy !req
190. Your head's as massiveCopy !req
191. As a meteoriteCopy !req
192. Oh, very funny.Copy !req
193. You have a weenie
likea Christmas tree lightCopy !req
194. I bet moneyCopy !req
195. You'll marry a honeyCopy !req
196. Who's pretty and funnyCopy !req
197. And her name will be TedCopy !req
198. - Oh, a gay joke.
- I just work with what you give me.Copy !req
199. You might think we're NSYNCCopy !req
200. But we stink...Copy !req
201. As a duoCopy !req
202. 'Cause you get a kick out
of carnage and gutsCopy !req
203. And you get a kick out of stroking your...Copy !req
204. Whoa, whoa, you can't say that on TV.Copy !req
205. - What, ego?
- Never mind.Copy !req
206. We're too different to ever be palsCopy !req
207. Oh, man, we're screwed.
We're lost in the desert.Copy !req
208. We have no food, no water,
and our camel is dead from exhaustion.Copy !req
209. And I had named him
and given him a back story.Copy !req
210. "Chucky had the biggest hump
of all the camels in his village,Copy !req
211. "and he was picked on for it.Copy !req
212. "But then, there was a terrible drought,Copy !req
213. "and Chucky went to the oasis
at great risk,Copy !req
214. "'cause he was like that,
and he drank and drank,Copy !req
215. "and stored enough water
in his massive humpCopy !req
216. "to slake the thirst of the entire..."Copy !req
217. Cut the maudlin crap,
we're in trouble here!Copy !req
218. It's already below freezing
and it's getting colder.Copy !req
219. We're going to die unless...
Unless we do something drastic.Copy !req
220. What?Copy !req
221. We have to slice open our camel's stomach
and shelter ourselves in his entrails.Copy !req
222. Eviscerate Chucky? I won't do it!Copy !req
223. Look, we'll die if we don't.Copy !req
224. All right.Copy !req
225. Oh, God, it's like Orson Welles' autopsy!Copy !req
226. All right, just hold your breath and go.Copy !req
227. What are you doing?Copy !req
228. Wiping my feet, I don't want
to track any sand inside.Copy !req
229. Once you get it in there,
you can't get it out.Copy !req
230. Oh, God!Copy !req
231. Oh, God, I just threw up in his lung!Copy !req
232. Look, I know it's gross,
but when you're desperate,Copy !req
233. and you're staring death in the face,Copy !req
234. you have no other choice but to...Copy !req
235. - Oh, there's a Comfort Inn.
- Really?Copy !req
236. Yeah, good luck for us, huh?Copy !req
237. You know, actually,
once you Feng Shui the organs,Copy !req
238. it's kind of cozy.Copy !req
239. - Oh, isn't this exciting?
- Hey, anyone got a light?Copy !req
240. Thanks.Copy !req
241. Peter, look, there's Dave and Dottie,
the nudists.Copy !req
242. Well, hey, there, Griffins.Copy !req
243. Dave, Dottie, what a pleasant surprise.Copy !req
244. Don't tell me you're Kiss freaks, too.Copy !req
245. Kiss Army soldier since 1977.
How about you?Copy !req
246. '76. I don't think anyone knows
more about Kiss than I do.Copy !req
247. I... I'm sorry, what was that?Copy !req
248. - Peter, it's not important.
- Let him answer, Lois.Copy !req
249. I said no one knows
more about Kiss than I do.Copy !req
250. Fellas, please keep it civil.Copy !req
251. I'm not sure I like the tone
of your voice, Dave.Copy !req
252. Well, throw down if that's what you want.Copy !req
253. Name Gene Simmons' special effects mentor.Copy !req
254. Amazo the Magician.Copy !req
255. What high school did Paul Stanley go to?Copy !req
256. New York High School of Music.Copy !req
257. - Paul and Gene's band before Kiss.
- Wicked Lester.Copy !req
258. What year did Kiss appear
on the Jim Nabors Halloween special?Copy !req
259. Trick question.
It was Paul Lynde, and it was 1975.Copy !req
260. Now, recite the magazine adCopy !req
261. that brought Peter Criss
to Paul and Gene's attention.Copy !req
262. "Drummer willing to do anything
to make it."Copy !req
263. Rolling Stone, October, 1972.Copy !req
264. - Exemplary!
- Rock 'n roll!Copy !req
265. How in the hell
are we going to get out of here?Copy !req
266. - Are you going to finish your red paste?
- No.Copy !req
267. - What about your sweet, crusty thing?
- No, you can have it.Copy !req
268. No more balloon for you!Copy !req
269. I am sick of you tooling
around the village in that thing,Copy !req
270. honking at the girls,Copy !req
271. blasting your 1980s American rock music
that we got here last week.Copy !req
272. - But, Father...
- Go to your palace!Copy !req
273. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
274. Ugh, yes. Just wait until they have
to suffer through Jesus Jones.Copy !req
275. Peeyew!Copy !req
276. Not that, the balloon.Copy !req
277. Oh, yes, the balloon. Let's take it.Copy !req
278. Wow. I didn't know
it really looked like that.Copy !req
279. Oh, neither did I.Copy !req
280. Such lovely printing, too.Copy !req
281. You people shout itCopy !req
282. You people shout it...Copy !req
283. Oh, Lois, here comes the best part.Copy !req
284. I wanna rock and roll all night...Copy !req
285. And have a wonderful timeCopy !req
286. Is that it?Copy !req
287. Oh, no, it's, uh...Copy !req
288. And something-something all dayCopy !req
289. Right?Copy !req
290. Oh, man, I've lost all faith in mankind.Copy !req
291. Music is dead to me now.Copy !req
292. Hey, now's our chance!Copy !req
293. Let's do it!Copy !req
294. Pardon me, boyCopy !req
295. Is that the Chattanooga choo-choo?Copy !req
296. Track 29Copy !req
297. And can you give me a shine?Copy !req
298. I say, where the hell are we?Copy !req
299. Pope? Pope!Copy !req
300. It's time to get up and put on your hat.Copy !req
301. It's a stupid hat.Copy !req
302. Pope?Copy !req
303. All right, okay. God!Copy !req
304. Pope, the floor is not a hamper.Copy !req
305. Man!Copy !req
306. Good. Now it's time to go on the balcony
and address the people.Copy !req
307. All right, all we got to do
is find the American Embassy,Copy !req
308. and they'll help us get home.Copy !req
309. Home? I have no intention of returning
to that disgusting hovelCopy !req
310. with that intolerable woman,
that fat slob and that insufferable dog.Copy !req
311. Oh, you're right here, aren't you?Copy !req
312. Oh, well, I stand by it.Copy !req
313. My future is with Jolly Farm.Copy !req
314. You really think that, don't you?Copy !req
315. I know it.Copy !req
316. Okay, we've got three daysCopy !req
317. until Peter and Lois get back
from their Kiss concerts.Copy !req
318. Let's go to Jolly Farm.Copy !req
319. Now you're talking.Copy !req
320. You make the Pope look like a fool.
God will make you pay.Copy !req
321. Smite them!Copy !req
322. He's cooking something up.Copy !req
323. - I say, Brian, look! Three rows down.
- What?Copy !req
324. Is that Tom Bosley?Copy !req
325. What would Tom Bosley be doing
on a train in Switzerland?Copy !req
326. I'm almost certain. Tom!Copy !req
327. - Did he look?
- I don't know.Copy !req
328. Well, if I yell, you have to watch.Copy !req
329. Tom Bosley!Copy !req
330. - No, it's not him.
- Huh.Copy !req
331. Besides, its beautiful
historic architecture,Copy !req
332. Munich was the home of many great writers
such as Thomas Mann.Copy !req
333. You'll find more
on Germany's contribution to the artsCopy !req
334. in the pamphlets we have provided.Copy !req
335. Yeah, uh, about your pamphlet...Copy !req
336. Um, I'm not seeing anything
about German historyCopy !req
337. between 1939 and 1945.
There's just a big gap.Copy !req
338. Everyone was on vacation!Copy !req
339. On your left is Munich's first city hall,
erected in 15...Copy !req
340. Wait, wait, what are you talking about?Copy !req
341. Germany invaded Poland in 1939.Copy !req
342. We were invited!Copy !req
343. Punch was served! Check with Poland!Copy !req
344. You can't just ignore those years.Copy !req
345. Thomas Mann fled to America,Copy !req
346. because of Nazism's stranglehold
on Germany.Copy !req
347. Nope. Nope.
He left to manage a Dairy Queen.Copy !req
348. A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous.Copy !req
349. I will hear no more insinuations
about the German people!Copy !req
350. Nothing bad happened!Copy !req
351. Uh, is that a beer hall?Copy !req
352. Oh, yes. Munich is renowned
for its historic beer halls.Copy !req
353. Why is everybody glaring at us?Copy !req
354. Why, Lois? I'll tell you why.Copy !req
355. Your faux pas last night at the concert
was so upsetting,Copy !req
356. I had to call a university professorCopy !req
357. to tell me what phrase I could use
to describe it.Copy !req
358. - Use "faux pas."
- Thanks, Professor.Copy !req
359. You've been living a lie all these years.Copy !req
360. You represented yourself
as a Kiss fan, and why?Copy !req
361. To make me look foolish.Copy !req
362. No, to make you happy.Copy !req
363. I wanted to share in all aspects
of your life, Peter,Copy !req
364. but I just was never that big a Kiss fan.Copy !req
365. Yeah, I should have guessed thatCopy !req
366. when you were willing
to dress up as Peter Criss.Copy !req
367. No one wants to be Peter Criss,
Lois, not even Peter Criss.Copy !req
368. I guess I'm just not as cool
as you thought I was.Copy !req
369. I guess not.Copy !req
370. Oh, I'm exhausted.
Come on, let's get a coffee.Copy !req
371. Ugh, this smoke is so acrid.Copy !req
372. Ugh, a man can hardly breathe in here.Copy !req
373. You should get some hash, man.Copy !req
374. You can't go wrong.Copy !req
375. Oh, not true.Copy !req
376. Ground meat can go very wrong
for me very quickly,Copy !req
377. and everyone in this room
will suffer the consequences.Copy !req
378. You are out there, man, in the ether.Copy !req
379. Yes, well, I'd love
to further pursue our palaver,Copy !req
380. but I'm not fluent in Freaka,Copy !req
381. so I'm just going to turn back over here,Copy !req
382. back towards my table.Copy !req
383. - Say, are you hungry?
- I wasn't when I came in,Copy !req
384. but isn't that so funny?
I'm getting there.Copy !req
385. Yeah, same here.Copy !req
386. - I think the only reason we die is that...
- Dude, dude.Copy !req
387. I know what you're going to say
and I am so completely...Copy !req
388. Wait, wait, wait...Copy !req
389. The only reason we dieCopy !req
390. is because we accept it
as an inevitability. Ah!Copy !req
391. Do you think I'll ever find
the right woman?Copy !req
392. Oh, God, I... Yes, man!Copy !req
393. Come on, dude, you're great.Copy !req
394. Peter, are you ever going to forgive me?Copy !req
395. Lois, I am obligated to keep loving you,Copy !req
396. so I will take my rage out on my own body.Copy !req
397. Let's go to Denny's.Copy !req
398. Oh, man. I don't believe it! Kiss is here!Copy !req
399. We don't deserve
to be under the same roof with them.Copy !req
400. - Let's go.
- Well, all right.Copy !req
401. I guess I could fix us something
when we... Chaim?Copy !req
402. Lois, do not address Kiss
unless they address you first!Copy !req
403. Oh, my God, Chaim Witz? It is you!Copy !req
404. Uh, which one do you want me to sign,
left or right?Copy !req
405. No, no, no, it's Lois. Lois Pewterschmidt.Copy !req
406. I knew you before you changed your name.Copy !req
407. Lois! I don't believe it. It's been ages.Copy !req
408. Hey, guys, this is the girl
I told you about.Copy !req
409. You know, I knew her
before we formed Kiss.Copy !req
410. "Loose Lois."Copy !req
411. - Cool. Loose Lois!
- The legend herself!Copy !req
412. My Grand Slam was supposed
to be with sausage.Copy !req
413. I never realized
you were Gene Simmons, the rock star.Copy !req
414. You look great, Lois.
Anyone nailing you now?Copy !req
415. Yes, my husband nails me.Copy !req
416. This is him, Peter.Copy !req
417. - You... Are... Gods!
- Yeah, thanks, right.Copy !req
418. Hey, we're recording some tracks
in Boston next month.Copy !req
419. You should come on by.Copy !req
420. We'd love that, Chaim.
I mean, Gene, you big rock star.Copy !req
421. Bye.Copy !req
422. Oh, wow, such a small world.Copy !req
423. He was a nice boy. And he's still nice.Copy !req
424. Listen, Lois, uh, what I said before...Copy !req
425. I've never been more wrong in my life.Copy !req
426. You are the coolest girl in the world.Copy !req
427. - My wife did Kiss!
- And J. Geils.Copy !req
428. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
429. There it is... The BBC.Copy !req
430. Well, this is it.
I'll say goodbye to you now.Copy !req
431. - Well, have a good life, Stewie.
- Oh, I shall.Copy !req
432. Oh, hey, I meant to ask you.Copy !req
433. Did you ever find out
what that button on my bureau was from?Copy !req
434. Oh, yeah, Chris's denim jacket.Copy !req
435. Ah. I like that jacket.
It looks good on him.Copy !req
436. - Okay, then, so, we'll keep in touch?
- Sure.Copy !req
437. Well, I have your address. See you.Copy !req
438. Oh, there's Happy Hill!Copy !req
439. What the deuce?Copy !req
440. Pengrove! Pengrove Pig!Copy !req
441. Pengrove, I've come to live on Jolly Farm.Copy !req
442. Oh, my. The Magic Tome!Copy !req
443. Well, it's... It's cardboard.Copy !req
444. And there are no words. There are just...
What is it you've drawn here?Copy !req
445. Oh, that's Oswald Owl
slammin' Mother MaggieCopy !req
446. in one of them Chinese baskets.Copy !req
447. I did well, aye?Copy !req
448. Oh, Mother Maggie, thank God!
Something's terribly wrong!Copy !req
449. Whose stinky brat is this?Copy !req
450. Oh... Oh, that's not your voice.Copy !req
451. Your voice is lyrical,
like the gentle strum of a lute.Copy !req
452. Piss off, you grotty little wanker!Copy !req
453. It's a fake.Copy !req
454. It's not real.Copy !req
455. I thought it would be best for you
to find out on your own, kid.Copy !req
456. I feel like such a fool.
Don't even look at me.Copy !req
457. Hey, come on.
You want to get some ice cream?Copy !req
458. That would make you feel better, right?Copy !req
459. You want to get some McDonald's?Copy !req
460. You want to take a dump
in Mother Maggie's shoes?Copy !req
461. Okay, let's go take a dump
in Mother Maggie's shoes.Copy !req
462. Jolly Farm is on, Stewie.
Don't you want to watch?Copy !req
463. Oh, the Stewie who loved Jolly Farm
is dead, Megan.Copy !req
464. Meet the Stewie
who loves funky fruit hats.Copy !req
465. Ooh, turn it up. Mom and Dad are on.Copy !req
466. Hey, we're back here with more Kiss Forum.Copy !req
467. I'm here with the Griffins,Copy !req
468. and they got something
really exciting to share.Copy !req
469. Yeah, my wife here did Kiss.Copy !req
470. - Get out of here!
- Hand to God.Copy !req
471. Whoa! Peter, how does that make you feel?Copy !req
472. I feel like I've done Kiss, too, Donny,
and it feels good.Copy !req
473. Lois, you got any tips for the young girls
in the audience tonight?Copy !req
474. Well, I guess the best advice I can giveCopy !req
475. is that you never know
who's going to grow up to be famous,Copy !req
476. so just make yourself available.Copy !req
477. Cool, cool.Copy !req
478. Well, that's our show for tonight.Copy !req
479. Now, stay tuned
for Battlestar Galactica Forum.Copy !req
480. Welcome to Battlestar Galactica Forum.Copy !req