1. It seems today that all you seeCopy !req
2. Is violence in movies and sex on TVCopy !req
3. But where are those
good old-fashioned valuesCopy !req
4. On which we used to rely?Copy !req
5. Lucky there's a family guyCopy !req
6. Lucky there's a man who
positively can doCopy !req
7. All the things that make usCopy !req
8. Laugh and cry!Copy !req
9. He's a family guy!Copy !req
10. Ah, thanks for coming, Lois.Copy !req
11. Mark's been trying to get me
to see his one-man show for weeks.Copy !req
12. Oh, I think it's wonderful
you're supporting your old pal.Copy !req
13. Go long, Eddie, go long.Copy !req
14. Further, further.Copy !req
15. Ah...Copy !req
16. Life sure was crazy,
growing up in Brooklyn.Copy !req
17. We had some real characters
in my neighborhood.Copy !req
18. Like Frank, the mailman.Copy !req
19. Hey, Mark,
the ants for your ant farm came today.Copy !req
20. And my friend, Lonny,
that knucklehead.Copy !req
21. Yo, Marky!Copy !req
22. Let's play some B-ball.Copy !req
23. B-ball, that's what we called it.Copy !req
24. B-ball.Copy !req
25. And my grandma.
Boy, was she something else.Copy !req
26. Hey, Marky!Copy !req
27. Don't forget to take your cod liver oil.Copy !req
28. Great job.Copy !req
29. God, what a piece of self-indulgent crap.Copy !req
30. All the characters sounded
exactly the same.Copy !req
31. Great show, Mark.Copy !req
32. Yeah, you captured me perfectly.Copy !req
33. Me, too. You are so talented.Copy !req
34. That was awful.
You know, with a little practice,Copy !req
35. I could act circles around that guy.Copy !req
36. Oh, yeah? Well, then, put up or shut up.Copy !req
37. "This Thursday, auditions
for the Quahog School of Performing Arts'Copy !req
38. upcoming semester."Copy !req
39. You should try out.Copy !req
40. Oh, you know,
that's not a bad idea, Lois.Copy !req
41. Okay, ready for the best acting
you've seen all night?Copy !req
42. Mark, wow. What a journey.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
43. I... Those three and a half hours
just flew by.Copy !req
44. Hey, Santos, Pasqual, listen.Copy !req
45. You guys have done
such good work today,Copy !req
46. I got a surprise for you.Copy !req
47. Doritos. Huh? Not now. Later.Copy !req
48. Help! Help!Copy !req
49. Oh, my God.Copy !req
50. Thank you.Copy !req
51. I was boogie boarding,
and I got sucked out by the riptide.Copy !req
52. I thought I was a dead man.Copy !req
53. Oh, you got to be starving.Copy !req
54. Here, eat these.Copy !req
55. Oh, my God, he was just floating
out there by himself?Copy !req
56. Yep, he was so grateful I saved his life,Copy !req
57. he invited us all over for dinner tonight.Copy !req
58. - Oh, good, I don't have to cook.
- Oh, no, no.Copy !req
59. Go ahead and cook anyway, Lois,
and we'll throw it out.Copy !req
60. I don't want you to get rusty.Copy !req
61. Say, Peter?
My audition's coming up.Copy !req
62. Would you mind listening
to my monologue?Copy !req
63. Sure, buddy, let's hear it.Copy !req
64. Julie, there's something
I got to tell you...Copy !req
65. Ha, that's awesome. Go on.Copy !req
66. Um, uh, tell you.Copy !req
67. I... I saw Dr. Phil...Copy !req
68. Wow, wow, yes, yes. I love it.Copy !req
69. Dr. Phillips today.Copy !req
70. I might not make it to Christmas.Copy !req
71. Oh, yeah, drop the bomb. Drop it.Copy !req
72. There's not a dry eye in the house.
Keep going.Copy !req
73. No, no, you know what?
I'm going to stop.Copy !req
74. Um, maybe we'll work on it later.Copy !req
75. Okay, well, just so you know, it was good,Copy !req
76. but, uh, I was also being pretty generous.Copy !req
77. Well, look at you, you little jaybird.Copy !req
78. You want to tell your mommy and daddy
the Griffins are here?Copy !req
79. Come on in!Copy !req
80. Welcome, Griffins.Copy !req
81. Oh, uh, uh...Copy !req
82. - We must be early.
Oh, nonsense.Copy !req
83. You're right on time.Copy !req
84. Oh, my God, she's got hair growing
out of her boobs and up to her head.Copy !req
85. You're, uh... You're completely...Copy !req
86. Nude? Yes, we're nudists.Copy !req
87. Permission to freak out?Copy !req
88. Peter, did you know about this?Copy !req
89. I... I thought he lost his bathing suit
in the ocean.Copy !req
90. So, you're the man
who saved my husband's life.Copy !req
91. Dotty Campbell.Copy !req
92. Oh, what am I doing? Come here.Copy !req
93. Watch my hands, Lois. Look, look.Copy !req
94. See where they are? See? No touchy.Copy !req
95. And this is the backyard.Copy !req
96. Feel that,
that's premium Blue-Tip Bermuda.Copy !req
97. Real hardy, but soft.Copy !req
98. Oh, good Lord.Copy !req
99. Don't look directly into it, Lois.Copy !req
100. The hot dogs and burgers are ready.Copy !req
101. Can I get you a beer, Peter?Copy !req
102. - Uh, what have you got?
- I've got Busch.Copy !req
103. Oh, and Busch Lite.Copy !req
104. Oh, sounds like Jeff's home.Copy !req
105. Hey, sport, how'd you do?Copy !req
106. I got first place, Dad.Copy !req
107. Way to go, champ.Copy !req
108. Jeff plays varsity tennis
for St. Genevieve High.Copy !req
109. Oh, cool.Copy !req
110. Is this the biggest thing
you've ever seen?Copy !req
111. Hey, don't get too cocky.Copy !req
112. I had a big one like that
when I was your age.Copy !req
113. Oh, you were a showoff,
yourself, Dave.Copy !req
114. He brought it out on our first date.Copy !req
115. Lois, I'm scared.Copy !req
116. Oh, I'll get that.Copy !req
117. Hey!Copy !req
118. Ah, oh, oh, God!Copy !req
119. Oh, Dave, sorry. Uh, oh, God.Copy !req
120. - Boobies!
- Chris, that's enough.Copy !req
121. Well, I'm sure glad to be out of there.Copy !req
122. You said it, Lois.Copy !req
123. What those people are doing
just ain't natural.Copy !req
124. Boobies!Copy !req
125. Did you hear me, young man?Copy !req
126. I don't know what the big deal was.Copy !req
127. - I thought they were nice.
- Boobies.Copy !req
128. - Peter?
- Do it.Copy !req
129. Did you have fun
at the circus today, Chris?Copy !req
130. Elephants are bigger in person.Copy !req
131. Oh, break a leg up there, Brian.Copy !req
132. You seem awfully enthusiastic.Copy !req
133. Well, at first, I wanted you to fail.Copy !req
134. But then, I realized you'd be
out of the house five days a week.Copy !req
135. Which means I'd be free
to throw some of my sexy parties.Copy !req
136. Brian Griffin?Copy !req
137. Good luck, Brian.Copy !req
138. Uh, hi... I'm... I'm Brian Griffin.Copy !req
139. And this is from John Walts'
Leaving Wichita.Copy !req
140. Julie, there's something
I got to tell you.Copy !req
141. I saw Dr. Phillips today.Copy !req
142. I might not make it to Christmas.Copy !req
143. Thank you. Next.Copy !req
144. Next? Now, hold on, Brian.
Stay up there. Stay there.Copy !req
145. Now, see here.Copy !req
146. Brian Griffin is a brilliant actor
with talent and passion.Copy !req
147. But you alleged "experts"
obviously didn't notice.Copy !req
148. Well, I did notice.Copy !req
149. I saw a man bare his soul up here.Copy !req
150. And his pain ran through my heart
like an errant locomotive.Copy !req
151. But it was wasted,
wasted on all of you.Copy !req
152. Well, it looks like we're going
to have to reconsider.Copy !req
153. Brian, we want you...Copy !req
154. - Yes!
- ... off the stage.Copy !req
155. But your young friend there
would make a perfect additionCopy !req
156. to the school's Rising Star program.Copy !req
157. Oh, splendid.Copy !req
158. This calls for a sexy party.Copy !req
159. Okay, funcakes, let's do a scene.Copy !req
160. Okay, uh, Stewie, how about you?Copy !req
161. And, uh, let's see, one of our veterans...Copy !req
162. Um, Olivia.Copy !req
163. I'm not doing a scene with him.Copy !req
164. He's inexperienced.Copy !req
165. He'll drag my whole performance down.Copy !req
166. Are you serious?Copy !req
167. Is she serious?Copy !req
168. Ah, okay, Stewie,
I'll give you a solo exercise.Copy !req
169. Now, you're going to do a little exercise
we call the "life cycle."Copy !req
170. Now, without using words,Copy !req
171. you're going to act out your entire life
from birth to death,Copy !req
172. exactly as I describe it.Copy !req
173. Okay, ready? Lie down.Copy !req
174. Now, you're being born.Copy !req
175. Ready, and... Burst through the placenta!Copy !req
176. Whoo!Copy !req
177. Okay, now, fast-forward.Copy !req
178. It's your first day of school.Copy !req
179. You're alone and scared.Copy !req
180. But it's all right, it's all right.Copy !req
181. - It's Sloppy Joe day.
- Oh!Copy !req
182. Okay, pull it back.Copy !req
183. The lady touched the bun,
and she's not wearing gloves.Copy !req
184. - Ooh!
- Okay, fast-forward. You're a businessman.Copy !req
185. You manage a lot of people.Copy !req
186. And here comes Henderson,
and he lost the big account.Copy !req
187. You're mad.Copy !req
188. Madder!Copy !req
189. Madder!Copy !req
190. Come on, hot, hot,
hot, hot, hot, ooh.Copy !req
191. Ooh, there it is, you got it.Copy !req
192. And fast-forward.Copy !req
193. You're an old man now.Copy !req
194. You're on your deathbed.Copy !req
195. Your son is there, holding your hand.Copy !req
196. You tell him you accept his lifestyle,Copy !req
197. and regret humiliating him
at his only sister's weddingCopy !req
198. by introducing him
as your "other daughter."Copy !req
199. And... Scene.Copy !req
200. Okay, any comments?Copy !req
201. You are the weakest link.Copy !req
202. Goodbye.Copy !req
203. Oh, gosh, that's funny.Copy !req
204. That's really fu...Copy !req
205. Do... Do you write your own material?Copy !req
206. Do you? Because that is so fresh.Copy !req
207. "You are the weakest link. Goodbye."Copy !req
208. You know, I... I've never heard anyone
make that joke before.Copy !req
209. Hmm, you're the first.Copy !req
210. I've never heard anyone reference that
outside the program before.Copy !req
211. Because that's what she says
on the show, right? Isn't it?Copy !req
212. "You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye."Copy !req
213. And yet, you've taken that
and used it out of contextCopy !req
214. to insult me in this everyday situation.Copy !req
215. God, what a clever, smart girl you must beCopy !req
216. to come up with a joke like that
all by yourself.Copy !req
217. Hmm, that's so fresh, too.Copy !req
218. Any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me,Copy !req
219. as long as we're hitting these phenomenaCopy !req
220. at the height of their popularity? Hmm?Copy !req
221. 'Cause I'm... I'm here.Copy !req
222. God, you're so funny!Copy !req
223. Meg?Copy !req
224. Jeff! Wow, hey, what you doing here?Copy !req
225. They had a sale on Super Soakers.Copy !req
226. Check it out.Copy !req
227. Ah, what the heck?Copy !req
228. Nudist!Copy !req
229. My dad's a tailor, you jerk!Copy !req
230. Oh, gosh, that's awful.Copy !req
231. Ah, that's all right.Copy !req
232. I'm used to it.Copy !req
233. Well, I better go.Copy !req
234. So, um, would you want to do
something sometime?Copy !req
235. Sure, that'd be great!Copy !req
236. Cool. I'll call you later.Copy !req
237. Holy moly, it must be my birthday.Copy !req
238. Thank you.Copy !req
239. Thank you, that...
That was, um... "Me Farting,"Copy !req
240. by... By Chopin.Copy !req
241. Thank... Thank you.Copy !req
242. Thank you very...Copy !req
243. Thank you very...Copy !req
244. So, Olivia... Beautiful day.Copy !req
245. You're not going to fart again, are you?Copy !req
246. Well, I'd love to stay and chat,
but you're a total bitch.Copy !req
247. The quarterly review's tomorrow.
Think all your kids will pass?Copy !req
248. Well, I'll tell you
who's not going to pass.Copy !req
249. It starts with an "O"
and rhymes with Bolivia.Copy !req
250. Give up? Olivia.Copy !req
251. - Really?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
252. She's such a little frosty box.Copy !req
253. She won't work with anybody.Copy !req
254. And Stewie Griffin is also on the fence.Copy !req
255. If he and Olivia don't deliver
at their quarterly reviews,Copy !req
256. I'm just going to have to kick
their cute little bottoms out of here.Copy !req
257. Uh, this table is reserved
for people with talent.Copy !req
258. Stow the 'tude, queenie!Copy !req
259. You and I have a problem!Copy !req
260. Read it and weep!Copy !req
261. "Doesn't work well with others"?Copy !req
262. Yes, mine's no better.Copy !req
263. I'll spare you the details.Copy !req
264. Suffice it to say
the phrase "garden variety"Copy !req
265. appears a number of times.Copy !req
266. What am I going to do!Copy !req
267. What are we going to do?Copy !req
268. Look, our evaluation's tomorrow.
You need someone to work with,Copy !req
269. and, well, I need someone
to make me look good.Copy !req
270. I don't know...Copy !req
271. Well, fine, refuse my offer,Copy !req
272. get booted out of this place
and wind up like Linda Evans.Copy !req
273. Linda Evans,
we have a spill in aisle nine.Copy !req
274. Linda Evans, spill in aisle nine.Copy !req
275. Do you like yours with crust or without?Copy !req
276. How do you like yours?Copy !req
277. Okay, let's both answer at the same time.Copy !req
278. One, two, three.Copy !req
279. - Without.
- Without.Copy !req
280. Holy moly, that's eight things
we have in common!Copy !req
281. Kids, we're home.Copy !req
282. Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Griffin.Copy !req
283. You guys remember Jeff?Copy !req
284. Sure! Lois, I'm going to borrow your mace.Copy !req
285. That's better.Copy !req
286. So, Meg, did any of the neighbors
see Jeff come over?Copy !req
287. Mom! Come on, Jeff,
let's go in the other room.Copy !req
288. Now, Meg, no need to get so testes...Copy !req
289. Uh, testy.
Oh, nuts!Copy !req
290. I mean, crap!Copy !req
291. You want to sit down?Copy !req
292. Wait a second, don't sit down yet.Copy !req
293. Dad, what are you doing?Copy !req
294. I'm, uh-uh, keeping the couch fresh.Copy !req
295. - Dad!
- It's okay, Meg.Copy !req
296. I understand what's going on here.
I'm going to go.Copy !req
297. Oh! Just, uh-uh, step on these coasters
on your way out.Copy !req
298. Here we go, yeah.Copy !req
299. Yeah, don't step on the hot lava.
The carpet is hot lava.Copy !req
300. I can't believe you guys!Copy !req
301. Meg, how could you bring
that naked kid into our house?Copy !req
302. Because I like him.Copy !req
303. He remembers my name.Copy !req
304. Well, I'm sorry, honey,Copy !req
305. but we don't think
you should see him anymore.Copy !req
306. Oh, I hate the sound of her crying.Copy !req
307. You know what sounds even worse?Copy !req
308. Ah, listen to that.Copy !req
309. Don't you hate that?Copy !req
310. That is awful.Copy !req
311. I think it's easier on me,
'cause I'm the one making the sound.Copy !req
312. Okay, nice effort, Brad,Copy !req
313. but, uh, let's remember
our performance hierarchy,Copy !req
314. legitimate theater,
musical theater, stand-up,Copy !req
315. ventriloquism, magic, mime.Copy !req
316. All right, next up is Olivia.Copy !req
317. Liv, what monologue
are you doing for us this time?Copy !req
318. I'm not doing a monologue.
I'm doing a piece with Stewie.Copy !req
319. A duet? Really?Copy !req
320. Well, let's see it.Copy !req
321. Uh, five, six, seven, eight...Copy !req
322. Who's got the greatest gal around?Copy !req
323. You do! Who's got
the sweetest man in town?Copy !req
324. You do.Copy !req
325. Who's got a guy
who makes her smile all day?Copy !req
326. By the way, I'm not so bad
to look at either.Copy !req
327. Who's got a guy with lots of brains?Copy !req
328. You do! Who's got a girl
who loves chow mein?Copy !req
329. You do!Copy !req
330. Who's got the greatestlove in the world?Copy !req
331. - You do!
- And you do!Copy !req
332. Thank goodness I've got you!Copy !req
333. Who's got a guy to tell her jokes?Copy !req
334. You do! Who's got a girl
to show the folks?Copy !req
335. You do!Copy !req
336. Who's got a girl
he'd like to one day undress?Copy !req
337. Give it a rest!Copy !req
338. I told you not until we're marriedCopy !req
339. Who's got the gal with all the snazz?Copy !req
340. You do! Who's got the fella
with pizzazz?Copy !req
341. You do! Who's got the greatest love
in the world?Copy !req
342. You do!Copy !req
343. And you do!Copy !req
344. Thank goodnessCopy !req
345. I've got you!Copy !req
346. Watch this. Are you watching?Copy !req
347. That's for me ever having doubted you.
"A" plus!Copy !req
348. And that's for you wearing purple pants
with blue socks. Ew!Copy !req
349. I totally called him on it.Copy !req
350. Okay, no secrets.Copy !req
351. I want to share Stewie
and Olivia with the world.Copy !req
352. Well, they're awfully young.Copy !req
353. Is this really a good idea?Copy !req
354. It's a great idea.Copy !req
355. I've always dreamed
of becoming an actress,Copy !req
356. but that's not why
I'm pushing Olivia to do it.Copy !req
357. Is it suspicious
that I brought that up unprovoked?Copy !req
358. Well, I guess it might be okay.Copy !req
359. Sure, Lois, I mean, look at Elroy Jetson.Copy !req
360. He was a child actor
and he turned out just fine.Copy !req
361. You know who I am?Copy !req
362. I'm Elroy Jetson.Copy !req
363. Yeah, yeah, come back
when you have some money.Copy !req
364. Take him home, BamBam.Copy !req
365. Bam, bam, bam.Copy !req
366. I don't want to go home.Copy !req
367. Take me to Astro's grave.Copy !req
368. You do!Copy !req
369. And you do!Copy !req
370. Thank goodnessCopy !req
371. I've got you!Copy !req
372. Do you hear that?Copy !req
373. They love us.Copy !req
374. Yes, we're a hit! You were amazing!Copy !req
375. Oh, so were you.Copy !req
376. Well, it was a good crowd.Copy !req
377. They didn't even notice
that you missed that F-sharp.Copy !req
378. Yes, well... Beg pardon?Copy !req
379. The F-sharp, darling.Copy !req
380. You were just slightly off.Copy !req
381. I'm pretty sure I wasn't.Copy !req
382. Oh, well, maybe it was me.Copy !req
383. Must have been you.Copy !req
384. I was being sarcastic.Copy !req
385. Well, it wasn't me.Copy !req
386. Well, it wasn't me.Copy !req
387. Like this, listen to me!Copy !req
388. Oh, hi, Meg.Copy !req
389. Peter, do you think
maybe it was unfair of usCopy !req
390. to tell Meg she couldn't see that boy?Copy !req
391. Oh, completely. We totally reamed her.Copy !req
392. Did you see that look in her eyes?Copy !req
393. She hates you.Copy !req
394. Well, there it is, kids.
Your first marquee. Meet you inside.Copy !req
395. Pretty exciting.Copy !req
396. What? The marquee or the other thing?Copy !req
397. What other thing?Copy !req
398. You know, the sex with Simon.Copy !req
399. Why else would your name be first?Copy !req
400. Well, it's obvious.Copy !req
401. You know, lead with strength,Copy !req
402. put your best foot forward,
et cetera, et cetera.Copy !req
403. So, the sex was good?Copy !req
404. Oh, shut up, you egotistical jerk!Copy !req
405. You shut up, you sack-bellied strumpet!Copy !req
406. Blimp-headed jackass!Copy !req
407. Mealy-mouthed crotch pheasant!Copy !req
408. Thank goodnessCopy !req
409. I've got you!Copy !req
410. Jeff! What are you doing here?Copy !req
411. Look, I'm not supposed to see you.Copy !req
412. Your parents invited me.Copy !req
413. My parents? But they wouldn't...Copy !req
414. Yes, we would.Copy !req
415. Oh, my God! What are you doing?Copy !req
416. We were wrong, Meg.Copy !req
417. If you like Jeff,
we should give him a chance.Copy !req
418. Yeah, and we wanted him
to feel welcome in our home.Copy !req
419. Mom, I need new batteries for my Walkman.Copy !req
420. Hey, why is everybody else naked?Copy !req
421. Yahtzee! I win!Copy !req
422. Yeah, in your face! In your face!Copy !req
423. In your face!Copy !req
424. Uh, I got to get going.Copy !req
425. Thanks, Mr. and Mrs. Griffin.Copy !req
426. Our pleasure, Jeff.Copy !req
427. Nice hanging with you, Jeff.Copy !req
428. I'm sorry about my parents.Copy !req
429. I hope they didn't embarrass you.Copy !req
430. Are you kidding? I think they're great.Copy !req
431. It took a lot of guts
for them to do what they did.Copy !req
432. I'll see you later.Copy !req
433. Thanks, you guys.
That was really cool.Copy !req
434. Hey, Peter, can I borrow your lawnmow...Copy !req
435. Ah. You folks got a towel?Copy !req
436. Simon, would you be a dear,Copy !req
437. and ask Stewie to dance
on his own feet tonight?Copy !req
438. Pardon me, Simon,
could you provide Olivia with a bucket,Copy !req
439. so she can carry a tune?Copy !req
440. People, people, stop this craziness.Copy !req
441. The critic from the Providence Journal
is here.Copy !req
442. If he gives us a good review,
the doors are going to fly open.Copy !req
443. Now, go get them, my little silly-billies.Copy !req
444. All right, let's just get through this.Copy !req
445. Fine with me.Copy !req
446. Wait a minute.
You're wearing ruby lipstick.Copy !req
447. You're painted up
like some attention-grabbing Jezebel.Copy !req
448. Well, you're one to talk.Copy !req
449. You've been stuffing your diaper
since day one.Copy !req
450. It's where I keep my peppermint Mentos.Copy !req
451. Just because your breath reeks
of rotten LunchablesCopy !req
452. doesn't mean mine has to.Copy !req
453. Break it up. Break it up!Copy !req
454. I don't need this act
and I don't need you.Copy !req
455. You've done nothing but hold me back.Copy !req
456. I quit!Copy !req
457. The only thing
I've held you back from is failure.Copy !req
458. Come on, Simon,
we don't need that little Bebe No-worth.Copy !req
459. I don't know, Stewie.Copy !req
460. Without Olivia, this act
is like Fire Island after Labor Day.Copy !req
461. Over.Copy !req
462. Fine, I don't need you.Copy !req
463. I can manage my own career.Copy !req
464. Yes... Yes, I'm...
I'm quite capable of that.Copy !req
465. I got my top hat and caneCopy !req
466. And a pocketful of miraclesCopy !req
467. Pocketful of miraclesCopy !req
468. Pocketful...Copy !req
469. Would somebody get a hook?Copy !req
470. This is worse than Seussical!Copy !req
471. No, no, wait, wait.Copy !req
472. I was about to do this thing.Copy !req
473. Oh, hello. Didn't notice you there.Copy !req
474. You know, it's not easy
living with my family.Copy !req
475. A bunch of characters they are.Copy !req
476. Like my father...Copy !req
477. "Holy crap, Lois, check out
the freakin' log in the toilet."Copy !req
478. Get off the stage!Copy !req
479. Oh, what do you say, Bernie?Copy !req
480. Two nights at the old rate?Copy !req
481. Like I told you before, kid,
I can't book you without Olivia.Copy !req
482. But that's the good news.
We're back together.Copy !req
483. She's right here.Copy !req
484. Hi, Bernie, glad to be back.Copy !req
485. Ask Stewie about his sexy parties.Copy !req
486. "Ask Stewie about his sexy parties."Copy !req
487. What were you thinking?
I was just trying...Copy !req
488. I'm not speaking to you.Copy !req
489. - But, Stewie.
- Shut up!Copy !req
490. I guess... I guess the best advice I got
was from Martin Scorsese.Copy !req
491. Um, I was having a problem
understanding why I'd be taking abuseCopy !req
492. from this lower-ranking officer
played by Chris O'Donnell,Copy !req
493. and he told me,Copy !req
494. "You don't have to understand it,
your character does."Copy !req
495. Oh, that always stuck with me.Copy !req
496. Stewie?Copy !req
497. Olivia, what are you doing here?Copy !req
498. Oh, I must be an absolute mess.Copy !req
499. The studio made me fire my makeup girl.Copy !req
500. Oh, I, um...Copy !req
501. I just wanted to stop by
and see how you were doing.Copy !req
502. I had heard some things.Copy !req
503. Oh, that it's going great for me?Copy !req
504. Well, you heard right.Copy !req
505. Oh, glad to hear that.Copy !req
506. But, hey, um...Copy !req
507. You know, if you're not busy, um...Copy !req
508. What say you and I
get the old team back together?Copy !req
509. Well, actually, I can't.Copy !req
510. I'm on my way to Hollywood.Copy !req
511. I got this part in a movie, and...Copy !req
512. Oh, oh, oh, what am I thinking?Copy !req
513. I... I, you know... I'd love to,Copy !req
514. but I... I just... I'm booked solid.Copy !req
515. I'm doing a three-episode guest shot
on The Gilmore Girls.Copy !req
516. I play Rory's
motorcycle-driving boyfriend.Copy !req
517. He's a bad boy at heart, you know?Copy !req
518. But there's... There's some good
in there, Olivia,Copy !req
519. and it comes through absolutely.Copy !req
520. That's really good to hear, Stewie.Copy !req
521. Please, take care of yourself.Copy !req
522. See you on the coast.Copy !req
523. So, did you let him have it?Copy !req
524. No, he let himself have it.Copy !req
525. This is it.Copy !req
526. Hey, uh, how you doing, kid?Copy !req
527. Are you from wardrobe?Copy !req
528. No, no, it's me, Brian.Copy !req
529. I brought what you wanted,
but they wouldn't let me leave it.Copy !req
530. So, uh...Copy !req
531. Hit it once, please? Just once?Copy !req
532. Oh, my God, I was flat.Copy !req
533. All right, then, help me up.Copy !req
534. Let's go home.Copy !req