1. It seems today that all you seeCopy !req
2. Is violence in movies and sex on TVCopy !req
3. But where are those
good old-fashioned valuesCopy !req
4. On which we used to rely?Copy !req
5. Lucky there's a family guyCopy !req
6. Lucky there's a man who
positively can doCopy !req
7. All the things that make usCopy !req
8. Laugh and cry!Copy !req
9. He's a family guy!Copy !req
10. Hi, Chris.Copy !req
11. Hi, Barbara.Copy !req
12. I'm having a birthday party next week.Copy !req
13. I was hoping you could come.Copy !req
14. Oh, no!Copy !req
15. Someone peed in my pants!Copy !req
16. You're funny.Copy !req
17. Well, I hope you can make it.Copy !req
18. Your friend's birthday party
sounds like fun, Chris.Copy !req
19. Yeah, but I hope for your sakeCopy !req
20. the cake's better
than the last party I went to.Copy !req
21. Oh, God!Copy !req
22. Coconut.Copy !req
23. I want to get Barbara a really nice gift.Copy !req
24. What kind of gifts
have boys gotten for you, Meg?Copy !req
25. Oh, well, my boyfriend, Prince William,Copy !req
26. got me this beautiful watch
and this diamond tiara,Copy !req
27. and this wonderful scepter.Copy !req
28. She needs to get laid, big time.Copy !req
29. Listen, Chris, I read a book
saying that women are from Venus.Copy !req
30. All right, so here's what you get her.Copy !req
31. Thick layers of sulfuric acid,
viscous surface rock and coronae,Copy !req
32. which seem to be collapsed domes
over large magma chambers.Copy !req
33. Here's $5.Copy !req
34. Well, that's okay, Dad.Copy !req
35. I was thinking about getting a paper routeCopy !req
36. so I could pay for Barbara's gift myself.Copy !req
37. Oh, well, I think
that's very sweet, honey.Copy !req
38. Oh, boy, I remember my first job.Copy !req
39. I was in a folk music trio.Copy !req
40. Hey, how about "Here's To You,
Mrs. Fleckenstein?"Copy !req
41. Yeah. You've been pitching that
for an hour,Copy !req
42. but it's just not a very attractive name.Copy !req
43. Oh, oh, fine, fine!Copy !req
44. And I... I suppose we're also not goingCopy !req
45. with "Parsley, Sage, Rosemary
and Lowry's Seasoning Salt"?Copy !req
46. That's it. I'm going to 'Nam.Copy !req
47. Well, hey, there, young fella.Copy !req
48. Bringing me good news today?Copy !req
49. What?Copy !req
50. Come on over here, son.Copy !req
51. Hand me the paper
so I don't need to use my grabber.Copy !req
52. Mm. That's a nice,
muscley throwing arm you got there.Copy !req
53. Uh, thanks.Copy !req
54. Got a nice tip for you
right here in my pocket,Copy !req
55. but my arthritis...Copy !req
56. Why don't you reach in there
and fish it out for yourself?Copy !req
57. Oh, that's okay, mister.Copy !req
58. I don't collect till the end of the month.Copy !req
59. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
60. Weird.Copy !req
61. I hope you like it.Copy !req
62. Wow! Perfume!Copy !req
63. That is so sweet.Copy !req
64. It'll make you smell
like Elizabeth Taylor.Copy !req
65. I guess that means
you'll smell like bourbon and Vicodin.Copy !req
66. That's very thoughtful.Copy !req
67. Can I spray some on you?Copy !req
68. Ow! My eyes!Copy !req
69. They're beautiful.Copy !req
70. Oh, just get away from me, Chris!Copy !req
71. I'm so awkward!Copy !req
72. Hey, Muscley Arm.Copy !req
73. Why the long face?Copy !req
74. Oh, it's this girl.Copy !req
75. I can't talk to her.Copy !req
76. It's like girls are a different species
or something.Copy !req
77. Aw, who needs them?Copy !req
78. You like Popsicles?Copy !req
79. Well, sure.Copy !req
80. Then, you need to come on down
to the cellar.Copy !req
81. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.Copy !req
82. Mm...Copy !req
83. No, thanks, I got to get going.Copy !req
84. Oh, don't make me beg now.Copy !req
85. You're funny. Bye.Copy !req
86. Get your fat ass back here.Copy !req
87. This is a holdup! Open the register!Copy !req
88. I can't. It only opens
when you make a sale.Copy !req
89. All right, then give me
one of them horoscope scrolls.Copy !req
90. And some Skittles.Copy !req
91. Financial transaction
benefits you today. Ooh!Copy !req
92. Weird.Copy !req
93. All right, a bike!Copy !req
94. I'm out of here.Copy !req
95. Now, son, your parents are on their way,
but since time is a factor here,Copy !req
96. we'd like to get a positive ID
as quickly as possible.Copy !req
97. Are you sure he can't see me?Copy !req
98. Absolutely, Chris.Copy !req
99. You're 100% safe.Copy !req
100. Okay. That's him. Number six.Copy !req
101. Hi, uh, excuse me, you guys.Copy !req
102. Yeah, I'm here to pick up
my son, Chris Griffin.Copy !req
103. Uh, he's here to finger the guy
who held up that convenience store.Copy !req
104. Maybe you've seen him.Copy !req
105. His name is Chris Griffin.Copy !req
106. No, wait a second.
I think I got a picture of him somewhere.Copy !req
107. Here... Here you go.Copy !req
108. Yeah, you can go ahead
and hang on to that.Copy !req
109. I got a ton of them at home.Copy !req
110. In fact, I was going
to throw that one out, anyway,Copy !req
111. 'cause Chris messed it up
by writing his school scheduleCopy !req
112. and a list of his fears
all over the back of it.Copy !req
113. Oh, we're so proud of you, Chris,Copy !req
114. for helping to put
that horrible man in jail.Copy !req
115. Geez, you couldn't have said
it was Celine Dion, huh?Copy !req
116. Our one chance to put that showboating,
Canadian wench behind bars,Copy !req
117. and you blow it.Copy !req
118. We now return
to the E! True Hollywood Story.Copy !req
119. By the third season,
I was completely wasted all the time.Copy !req
120. I'd lost all control
of my bodily functions.Copy !req
121. They had to cut the crap
out of my fur before each taping.Copy !req
122. But, uh, would I do it all again?Copy !req
123. We interrupt this program
for a breaking news story.Copy !req
124. We now go live
to the Rhode Island State Penitentiary,Copy !req
125. where Asian reporter,
Tricia Takanawa, is standing by.Copy !req
126. Tricia?Copy !req
127. Tom, I'm outside
this maximum-security facility,Copy !req
128. where a ruthless thug
has engineered a daring escape.Copy !req
129. Sir, do you have any plans
now that you're out of jail?Copy !req
130. Yeah. I'm going to go bang my girlfriend,Copy !req
131. and then I'm going to kill Chris Griffin!Copy !req
132. Good Lord!Copy !req
133. Can they really say
"bang my girlfriend" on TV?Copy !req
134. You want to remove us from the area?Copy !req
135. Yes, ma'am. This criminal
will stop at nothing to find your son.Copy !req
136. So, we're placing your family
in the witness protection program.Copy !req
137. Oh, is Europe an option?Copy !req
138. I say, I've always wanted to spend a year
in Prague, teaching English.Copy !req
139. You know, slacking off a bit,
but really getting to know myself.Copy !req
140. Well, until we catch this guy,
you'll be relocated to the Deep South.Copy !req
141. The Deep South?Copy !req
142. Isn't that the place
where the black guys are really lazy,Copy !req
143. and all the white guys are just as lazy,Copy !req
144. but they're mad at the black guys
for being so lazy?Copy !req
145. Jenkins and I have been
assigned to live hereCopy !req
146. and watch your house while you're gone,Copy !req
147. even though he's a slovenly liberal
and I'm a fastidious conservative.Copy !req
148. I smell a sitcom.Copy !req
149. I suggest you start packing immediately.Copy !req
150. I can't believe I have to change schools
because of you.Copy !req
151. This is all your fault, Lardo.Copy !req
152. Me? I had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
153. No, I meant Chris.Copy !req
154. Oh.Copy !req
155. Yeah, Lardo.Copy !req
156. Look, everybody, here we are.Copy !req
157. The town of Bumblescum.Copy !req
158. This is our house?Copy !req
159. Oh, come on, Meg.Copy !req
160. I bet if we fixed it up a little bit,
it could be a piece of crap.Copy !req
161. Ugh, what's that smell?Copy !req
162. It's either bad meat or good cheese.Copy !req
163. There's a penny underneath that couch.Copy !req
164. Somebody's in the closet!Copy !req
165. You know you're a redneck
when your gun rack has a gun rack on it.Copy !req
166. You suck!Copy !req
167. Oh, my.Copy !req
168. Well, it's too hot to cook anyway.Copy !req
169. Peter, what's the upstairs like?Copy !req
170. There's a crunchberry
underneath the fridge.Copy !req
171. Mom, Chris found a jar in the basement
and it has a hand in it.Copy !req
172. I'm going to plant it
and see if a human grows.Copy !req
173. Well, at least the TV
gets decent reception.Copy !req
174. Huh. Must be some kind of nature show.Copy !req
175. Help, help!Copy !req
176. Get it off! Get it off!Copy !req
177. Great.Copy !req
178. We're here five minutes,
and Dad gets mauled by a rodent.Copy !req
179. This place is horrible.Copy !req
180. Okay, now, everybody calm down.Copy !req
181. We don't know anything
about this community.Copy !req
182. I bet if we explore the town,Copy !req
183. we'll each find something
about it we like.Copy !req
184. You know, that's a great idea, Lois.Copy !req
185. I just got to hit the can.Copy !req
186. I think there's just an outhouse, Peter.Copy !req
187. Hey, uh, Lois, I don't get how this works.Copy !req
188. It's just a hole.Copy !req
189. I don't think it goes anywhere.Copy !req
190. No, it definitely doesn't go anywhere.Copy !req
191. Ugh! Oh, God!Copy !req
192. Oh, it's everywhere!Copy !req
193. Ah, it's in my raccoon wounds!Copy !req
194. Oh, God!Copy !req
195. Excuse me, do you have an ATM?Copy !req
196. Over there, ma'am.Copy !req
197. How much you want to take out?Copy !req
198. $40.Copy !req
199. There's a service charge of a buck fifty.Copy !req
200. You'll accept?Copy !req
201. Yes.Copy !req
202. Mm... You smell like the inside
of my mama's purse.Copy !req
203. Thank you.Copy !req
204. What are those dulcet tones?Copy !req
205. Why, this is the music of the angels.Copy !req
206. What is that magical device?Copy !req
207. Banjo.Copy !req
208. Pluck that string.Copy !req
209. Oh, I feel so deliciously white trash!Copy !req
210. Mommy, I want a mullet!Copy !req
211. All right, that about does it.Copy !req
212. Isn't she beautiful, Brian?Copy !req
213. The Duke boys would be proud, Peter.Copy !req
214. Yeah, and you got to get in
through the window like this.Copy !req
215. Okay, now you.Copy !req
216. Oh, sorry. I forgot to roll yours down.Copy !req
217. You all right?Copy !req
218. Hello?Copy !req
219. Wake up, sleepy head.Copy !req
220. Hi.Copy !req
221. Hi.Copy !req
222. Are you mad at that pond?Copy !req
223. Shoot, no.Copy !req
224. 'Course this pond did kill my grandpappy.Copy !req
225. He saw his reflection in the water,Copy !req
226. thought it was him and drowned,
trying to save himself.Copy !req
227. That's why my mom doesn't let me look
in the toilet.Copy !req
228. - I'm Sam.
- I'm Chris.Copy !req
229. Sam, come on in now.Copy !req
230. Well, I got to go help my daddy
bring in the mud harvest.Copy !req
231. Nice making your acquaintance, Chris.Copy !req
232. Oh, my God, I'm drowning!Copy !req
233. And that was Merle HaggardCopy !req
234. with "I Kissed My Sweetie With My Fist."Copy !req
235. Coming up next...Copy !req
236. All right, there's one. Let's jump that.Copy !req
237. Yeehaw!Copy !req
238. Oh, that was great.Copy !req
239. Hey, next time, let's get Meg to be
Boss Hogg, and Chris can be Anus.Copy !req
240. - Enos. Anus.
- What did I say?Copy !req
241. All right, class,
we have a new student joining us.Copy !req
242. Everyone, please welcome Megan Griffin
from the North.Copy !req
243. What's it like up there?Copy !req
244. Y'all got them talking pictures?Copy !req
245. And flying machines?Copy !req
246. And perfume for your armpits?Copy !req
247. We sure do.Copy !req
248. All right, class.Copy !req
249. That's enough questions for Megan.Copy !req
250. Time to hand back
last week's spelling tests.Copy !req
251. And it looks like Oinky
set the curve again.Copy !req
252. Oh, dang it.Copy !req
253. That is some smart pig.Copy !req
254. Good thing I copied off of Oinky.Copy !req
255. Ta-da!Copy !req
256. Possum surprise!Copy !req
257. Actually, I made it with Shake-'n'-Bake.Copy !req
258. And I helped.Copy !req
259. Kids, where's your father?Copy !req
260. Yeehaw!Copy !req
261. Oh, Peter, what the hell are you doing?Copy !req
262. I'm blending in.Copy !req
263. Relax, Lois. It's not our house.Copy !req
264. Well, I'm glad you're having fun,
but we need some money coming in.Copy !req
265. Have you thought about looking for a job?Copy !req
266. Yes, Lois, I have.Copy !req
267. But I've also thought
about getting fired from that job.Copy !req
268. Is that something you want
to put our family through?Copy !req
269. Think about that
while I get myself a drink.Copy !req
270. Ah, ah! Oh, God!Copy !req
271. It's right up here past this clearing.Copy !req
272. He's been here about three months now.Copy !req
273. Wow!Copy !req
274. Where do you think you go when you die?Copy !req
275. I learnt at church that if you're good,
you go to heaven.Copy !req
276. But if you're bad, you go to a placeCopy !req
277. where the dead believe
they're still livingCopy !req
278. and they pray for death,
but death won't come.Copy !req
279. UPN?Copy !req
280. You're funny.
I like you, Chris.Copy !req
281. I like you, too, Sam.Copy !req
282. Want to poke him?Copy !req
283. Do I?Copy !req
284. You know, it's true.Copy !req
285. The best things in life really are free.Copy !req
286. I don't know, Brian. Maybe Lois is right.Copy !req
287. Maybe it is time for me to get a job.Copy !req
288. Yeah, too bad you always blow it
in the interview.Copy !req
289. So, Peter, where do you see yourself
in five years?Copy !req
290. Don't say doing your wife.
Don't say doing your wife.Copy !req
291. Doing your...Copy !req
292. Son?Copy !req
293. Hey, Brian, look at that.Copy !req
294. Y'all interested? We just
take turns being the Sherriff.Copy !req
295. It's real easy.Copy !req
296. You just hang out here,
eat some pie and get drunk.Copy !req
297. Wait, hold on a second.Copy !req
298. "Pie"? "Drunk"? "The"?Copy !req
299. You got yourself a Sheriff.Copy !req
300. Boy, it's so quiet around here.Copy !req
301. I know.Copy !req
302. The phone hasn't rang all day.Copy !req
303. I... I know.Copy !req
304. There's nothing, nothing to, um...Copy !req
305. To, uh...Copy !req
306. Um...Copy !req
307. Uh... Oh, boy,
what's the word I'm looking for?Copy !req
308. Do.Copy !req
309. Uh, Brian, you... You're drunk.Copy !req
310. You're drunk. Give me your keys.Copy !req
311. What is this, Dad?Copy !req
312. A Southern tradition, son.Copy !req
313. It's a reenactment of the Civil War.Copy !req
314. Robert E. Lee.Copy !req
315. I knew I'd find you here,Copy !req
316. where they seat the sorry-ass losers.Copy !req
317. Ulysses S. Grant, you invite me to lunch,Copy !req
318. then show up an hour late, drunk?Copy !req
319. I was busy looking for your wife
to give her the old...Copy !req
320. Sir, this means war.Copy !req
321. I am vanquished.Copy !req
322. I hereby declare victory
in the name of the Confederacy.Copy !req
323. Uh, excuse me.Copy !req
324. Uh, I don't think that's how it happened.Copy !req
325. I'm pretty sure the North won.Copy !req
326. What are you saying, fella?Copy !req
327. I'm saying that drunken idiot
kicked your sorry assesCopy !req
328. south of the Donna Dixon line.Copy !req
329. We don't take too kindly
to that sort of talk, Mister.Copy !req
330. And I sure as shoot don't want your kid
hanging around with my kid.Copy !req
331. And if you think I'm mad now,Copy !req
332. you got to answer
to them Civil War survivors.Copy !req
333. Uh, uh, uh, wait!Copy !req
334. Look over there! It's a newly married
interracial gay coupleCopy !req
335. burning the American flag.Copy !req
336. Get him!Copy !req
337. I guess we can't hang out anymore.Copy !req
338. Guess not.Copy !req
339. That sucks, 'cause I really like
spending time with you.Copy !req
340. Me, too.Copy !req
341. What are you doing?Copy !req
342. Now, them Griffin boys
better grow some wingsCopy !req
343. or start flapping their arm.Copy !req
344. Lost them!
Dad-blasted Lincoln lovers.Copy !req
345. Anyone seen my foot?Copy !req
346. Man, was last night weird.Copy !req
347. I kissed a boy.Copy !req
348. But the truth is I really like him
as a friend.Copy !req
349. His name is Sam.Copy !req
350. You kissed Sam last night?Copy !req
351. How did you know?Copy !req
352. Well, you're saying it out loud.Copy !req
353. I could hear you in the other room.Copy !req
354. The weird thing is kissing Sam
kind of felt right.Copy !req
355. But I don't know if I can face him again.Copy !req
356. Brian, what should I do?Copy !req
357. I haven't been this confused
since the end of No Way Out.Copy !req
358. How does Kevin Costner
keep getting work?Copy !req
359. Oh, how do I shoot? How do I shoot?Copy !req
360. Push "B"! "B" button!Copy !req
361. Telegram for Chris Griffin.Copy !req
362. Oh, he's not here.Copy !req
363. Well, where is he?Copy !req
364. I can't release that information.Copy !req
365. Oh, uh, did I say Chris?Copy !req
366. I meant Chris's sister.Copy !req
367. Oh. Oh, well, if it's for Meg,
that's a whole other story.Copy !req
368. Here's her address.Copy !req
369. What are you doing?Copy !req
370. You were busy,
so I played your guy.Copy !req
371. Fine, I didn't want to play, anyway.Copy !req
372. Well, then, it worked out for everybody.Copy !req
373. I'm going to draw boobs
on the Etch-A-Sketch.Copy !req
374. Go ahead, they always come out square.Copy !req
375. Oh, hi, Chris.Copy !req
376. Hey.Copy !req
377. Um, listen, Sam,Copy !req
378. I like hanging out with you and all.Copy !req
379. It's just that I don't want
a romantic relationship.Copy !req
380. But I'd like it
if we could still be friends.Copy !req
381. I'd like that, too.Copy !req
382. Want to go for a swim?Copy !req
383. Sure.Copy !req
384. You're a girl!Copy !req
385. Of course, I am.Copy !req
386. Oh, my God!Copy !req
387. Warm out today.Copy !req
388. Warm yesterday.Copy !req
389. Even warmer today.Copy !req
390. Met her on my CBCopy !req
391. Said her name was MimiCopy !req
392. Sounded like an angel
come to EarthCopy !req
393. Come to EarthCopy !req
394. When I went to meet herCopy !req
395. Man, you should have seen herCopy !req
396. Twice as tall as me
Three times the girthCopy !req
397. GirthCopy !req
398. Oh, my fat baby loves to eatCopy !req
399. Loves to eatCopy !req
400. A big old Buddha bellyCopy !req
401. And her breasts
swing past her feetCopy !req
402. - Feet
- My fat baby loves to eatCopy !req
403. My big old fat-ass babyloves to eatCopy !req
404. I got blisters on me fingers!Copy !req
405. A drop more of the 'shine, my dear?Copy !req
406. Yes, please.Copy !req
407. You know, the kids are going to be
at that town social for a while.Copy !req
408. I think I know where you're going.Copy !req
409. Oh, God!Copy !req
410. Hello?Copy !req
411. Hello, Mrs. Griffin?Copy !req
412. Yeah. Shh! Shut up!Copy !req
413. You guys, shut up!Copy !req
414. Yeah, hi, this is the FBI,
calling from your house.Copy !req
415. - Oh, God, oh, God!
- Hi, how is everything?Copy !req
416. Good, good, real good, real good.Copy !req
417. Listen, uh, promise you won't be mad,Copy !req
418. and it's probably nothing...Copy !req
419. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy.Copy !req
420. But, um, you know that criminal
who's after your son?Copy !req
421. Yeah, he might know where you guys are.Copy !req
422. What?Copy !req
423. Peter, that criminal
is on his way here to kill Chris!Copy !req
424. We got to call the Sheriff.Copy !req
425. Holy crap, I'm on it, Lois.Copy !req
426. Sheriff's office.Copy !req
427. Yes, hello, this is Peter Griffin.Copy !req
428. I'd like to report a dangerous criminal
who may be coming into town.Copy !req
429. I'm sorry, could you repeat your name?Copy !req
430. Yes, it's Peter Griffin.Copy !req
431. G-R-I-F-F-I-N.Copy !req
432. Wait a minute, you're the Sheriff?Copy !req
433. Hang on one sec, honey, I'm on the phone.Copy !req
434. Who's that?
My wife.Copy !req
435. Peter, Chris is in danger.Copy !req
436. Do something.Copy !req
437. Round up a posse.Copy !req
438. Yeah, well, see,
I kind of pissed off the whole townCopy !req
439. at that Civil War reenactment.Copy !req
440. Oh, what are we going to do?Copy !req
441. I don't know, Lois,Copy !req
442. but I feel lower
than a bowlegged caterpillar.Copy !req
443. Now here's Roy.Copy !req
444. Sure is a ding-dang of a hoedown.Copy !req
445. Nuh-uh, this here is a hootenanny.Copy !req
446. - Hoedown!
- Hootenanny!Copy !req
447. - Hoedown!
- Hootenanny!Copy !req
448. - Hoedown!
- Hootenanny!Copy !req
449. Thank you,
thank you very much, thank you.Copy !req
450. Oh, and to the owner
of a John Deere tractor,Copy !req
451. you're parked on top of a pig.Copy !req
452. John Deere tractor on top of a pig.Copy !req
453. Sam, can I talk to you?Copy !req
454. Sure, but why aren't you looking at me?Copy !req
455. Well, that's the thing, um.Copy !req
456. I'm no good at talking to girls.Copy !req
457. That's why I ran away from you.Copy !req
458. Well, you didn't have trouble
talking to meCopy !req
459. when you thought I was a boy.Copy !req
460. Yeah, that's true.Copy !req
461. Just pretend I'm a boy.Copy !req
462. Okay.Copy !req
463. You want to go down
to the Old Town Bridge and make out?Copy !req
464. Yes, sir!Copy !req
465. And in the city,Copy !req
466. glasses are considered really sexy.Copy !req
467. Dang, I hope her brother
don't already have dibs on her.Copy !req
468. Meg, where's Chris?Copy !req
469. That criminal's here, and he's after him.Copy !req
470. He's down by the Old Town Bridge.Copy !req
471. You know, my brother is the one
he's here to kill.Copy !req
472. My daughter would absolutely love you.Copy !req
473. You're so cute.Copy !req
474. You're like a skinny Garth Brooks.Copy !req
475. Aha! I got you now, Griffin.Copy !req
476. Not so fast, buddy.Copy !req
477. Who are you?Copy !req
478. Oh, you can call me Officer T.J. Hooker.Copy !req
479. Sheriff Officer T.J. Hooker.Copy !req
480. And this is my deputy, McMillan and Wife.Copy !req
481. Well, I hated T.J. Hooker,Copy !req
482. and I never actually saw
McMillan and Wife,Copy !req
483. although I was aware of it.Copy !req
484. Anyway, you're dead!Copy !req
485. Ha, you're mine now, fella!Copy !req
486. Ah! Dad!Copy !req
487. Help! Help! Dad!Copy !req
488. You folks all right?Copy !req
489. Wow, you guys saved our lives.Copy !req
490. And after I said that all Southern people
have bad teethCopy !req
491. and suffer from the gum disease
known as gingivitis.Copy !req
492. Well, we take care of our own.Copy !req
493. And as long as y'all live here,
y'all are Southerners, too.Copy !req
494. Wow, thanks.Copy !req
495. It's our pleasure.Copy !req
496. Sam, I'll see you at home.Copy !req
497. You know, I think the lesson hereCopy !req
498. is it really doesn't matter
where you're from,Copy !req
499. as long as we're all the same religion.Copy !req
500. It was great having you in class, Meg.Copy !req
501. Thanks.Copy !req
502. I'm really going to miss everybody.Copy !req
503. We didn't have no money for a present,Copy !req
504. so we all just spit in a jar.Copy !req
505. I can't believe you're leaving.Copy !req
506. Me either.Copy !req
507. I'll be sure to write.Copy !req
508. And I'll be sure to learn to read.Copy !req
509. The next time I see a dead guy,Copy !req
510. I'm going to poke him
twice as hard for both of us.Copy !req
511. Oh, it's so nice to be home.Copy !req
512. You have 113 new messages.Copy !req
513. Oh, my.Copy !req
514. Uh, yeah,
I was just wondering, uh...Copy !req
515. Hmm... Where the newspaper boy was.Copy !req
516. Haven't seen a newspaper in a couple days.Copy !req
517. Wondering if you're ever
going to come back.Copy !req
518. - Guess who?Copy !req
519. Sorry to leave you so many messages.Copy !req
520. Just lonely here.Copy !req
521. Thinking about
the muscley-arm paperboy.Copy !req
522. Wishing he'd come by
and bring me some good news.Copy !req
523. Where are you?Copy !req
524. You're starting to piss me off,
you little piggly sumbitch.Copy !req
525. Call me.Copy !req