1. It seems today that all you seeCopy !req
2. Is violence in movies and sex on TVCopy !req
3. But where are those
good old-fashioned valuesCopy !req
4. On which we used to rely?Copy !req
5. Lucky there's a family guyCopy !req
6. Lucky there's a man who
positively can doCopy !req
7. All the things that make usCopy !req
8. Laugh and cry!Copy !req
9. He's a family guy!Copy !req
10. Peter, this is ridiculous.Copy !req
11. I know you're upset about losing your job,Copy !req
12. but you've been sitting
on that couch for two weeks.Copy !req
13. I have not, Lois.Copy !req
14. He's right. It's actually been
more like, uh...Copy !req
15. Yeah, 13 days.Copy !req
16. You at least have to do something
other than sitting there eating.Copy !req
17. All right, all right.Copy !req
18. Brian, let's go for a walk.Copy !req
19. Meg, sweetheart, what's wrong?Copy !req
20. My life, that's what's wrong!Copy !req
21. I was totally humiliated
at school today.Copy !req
22. Okay, we're going to do
a little informal survey here, kids.Copy !req
23. Would those of you
who are going away for spring break,Copy !req
24. please move to the left of the room?Copy !req
25. Oh, Meg, what do those kids know?Copy !req
26. They know how to have a good time.Copy !req
27. Well, so do we.
I'll tell you what.Copy !req
28. How about you and I have
our own little spring break?Copy !req
29. We'll go to that fancy new spa
that just opened up in Warwick.Copy !req
30. Massages and facials...
Ah! It'll be great.Copy !req
31. What do you say?Copy !req
32. Well, I guess it couldn't be worse
than last yearCopy !req
33. when we all went to Sea World.Copy !req
34. And how long has this been going on?Copy !req
35. You know, Lois is right.Copy !req
36. I've been out of work too long.Copy !req
37. Well, I think you should find something
you really enjoy doing.Copy !req
38. Take those guys out there, for example.Copy !req
39. Where?Copy !req
40. Oh, yeah, now, that's a job.Copy !req
41. Fresh sea air, working outside.Copy !req
42. That's how a real New England man
makes a living.Copy !req
43. Well, maybe that's something
to think about, Peter.Copy !req
44. What's that, Daddy?Copy !req
45. Well, that's Mercury, Jake,
the planet closest to the sun.Copy !req
46. What it's doing down here by the wharf,
I haven't the foggiest,Copy !req
47. but we should probably ask a scientist.Copy !req
48. I'm a guy, you jackass!Copy !req
49. Ah, yeah, that feels good.Copy !req
50. Chris, don't forget
to mist under his chins.Copy !req
51. Oh, boy, Lois,
it's a real mess down there.Copy !req
52. I'm afraid I'm not going
to be able to do thisCopy !req
53. in the time I quoted you earlier.Copy !req
54. Chris, shut the hose off for a second.Copy !req
55. Everybody, I have an announcement.Copy !req
56. I am going to drop this weight
and rejoin the workforce.Copy !req
57. I have decided to become
a professional fisherman.Copy !req
58. What? Why a fisherman?Copy !req
59. It makes perfect sense, Lois.Copy !req
60. You know how much time
I've spent on the ocean.Copy !req
61. Wilson!Copy !req
62. What are we going to do now?Copy !req
63. Wilson!Copy !req
64. Wilson!Copy !req
65. My name is Voit, dumb ass!Copy !req
66. Hello, Doreen? Yeah,
I'm still over at the Griffin job.Copy !req
67. Um, listen, tell Walter
I'm not going to be ableCopy !req
68. to make it to the construction site.Copy !req
69. So, um, I don't know, have him send Frank
or Glen or Harelip Steve.Copy !req
70. I know, it creeps me out, too.Copy !req
71. So you think I can find
a boat here, huh, Joe?Copy !req
72. Oh, yeah. You wouldn't believe
what we confiscate from these crooks.Copy !req
73. Welcome. We open today's biddingCopy !req
74. with this pair of panties
confiscated from a prostitute.Copy !req
75. 50 bucks!Copy !req
76. She had nine STDs.Copy !req
77. 45 bucks.Copy !req
78. And when we caught her,
she wet herself.Copy !req
79. 50 bucks.Copy !req
80. Excuse me.Copy !req
81. Are you going to sell anything
that's not gross?Copy !req
82. And now, our next item.Copy !req
83. Please direct your attention to this photo
of a beautiful 40-foot fishing boat.Copy !req
84. Oh, man, that's perfect.Copy !req
85. $12,000.Copy !req
86. - $13,000.
- $25,000.Copy !req
87. Sold for $25,000.Copy !req
88. - Yes!
- Aw, crap!Copy !req
89. Thanks.Copy !req
90. And now, the actual boat itself.Copy !req
91. - Do I have an opening bid for...
- $50,000.Copy !req
92. Sold for $50,000.Copy !req
93. Good for you, Peter.Copy !req
94. Congratulations.
You've just bought yourself a cursed boat.Copy !req
95. - Cursed?
- The last captain of that vesselCopy !req
96. lost his life, and it weren't no accident.Copy !req
97. His name was Salty,Copy !req
98. and he was devoured by Daggermouth,
the man-eating bluefish.Copy !req
99. You want to buy that boat?Copy !req
100. Go ahead, take it,Copy !req
101. but don't expect me to fish your dead bodyCopy !req
102. from an angry sea
that gave you fair warning.Copy !req
103. Are you up for bids, too?Copy !req
104. You are just precious.Copy !req
105. Are you going to miss me?Copy !req
106. Only until I go to the newsstand
and buy a Hustler.Copy !req
107. All right, I left you the number
for the spa.Copy !req
108. See you in a few days.Copy !req
109. Not if I strangle myself
with a seaweed wrap and die.Copy !req
110. You are dark!Copy !req
111. Uh, Peter, you still haven't told me
how you expect to pay for that boat.Copy !req
112. Don't worry, Brian.Copy !req
113. There's got to be a hundred banks
that'll give me a loan.Copy !req
114. Oh, wow, so you can really give me loan?Copy !req
115. I sure can.Copy !req
116. You see, Mr. Griffin,
what sets us apart from other banks,Copy !req
117. is that other banks are banks.Copy !req
118. Now, I trust you have collateral.Copy !req
119. Um... I got three kids.Copy !req
120. I'll take 'em. Just kidding.Copy !req
121. Or maybe I'm not. Sign this.Copy !req
122. Here you go. Good luck.Copy !req
123. So, what do you want on your thigh?Copy !req
124. I want a skull.Copy !req
125. Okay, well, I can draw Kermit the Frog.Copy !req
126. How about a nice Kermit the Frog?Copy !req
127. No, I want a skull.Copy !req
128. Okay, well, I'm going to go ahead
and do Kermit the Frog.Copy !req
129. Mom, this is so lame.Copy !req
130. Come on, Meg, try to have fun.Copy !req
131. I promise after a few days here,Copy !req
132. you won't even remember
the word "Spring-break."Copy !req
133. How about some TV?Copy !req
134. This is MTV and we're rocking
at spring break.Copy !req
135. Hey, this is VH1
and we're rocking at spring break.Copy !req
136. leaving thousands injured.
For CNN, I'm Bernard Shaw,Copy !req
137. keeping it real and kicking ass
at spring break!Copy !req
138. Woo!Copy !req
139. There she is, boys,Copy !req
140. the S.S. More Powerful Than
Superman, Batman, SpidermanCopy !req
141. And The Incredible HulkPut Together.Copy !req
142. Yes, she's a fine vessel.Copy !req
143. Welcome to the wharf.
The name's Hennessey.Copy !req
144. Hi, there. Peter Griffin.
My friends call me Peter for short.Copy !req
145. I'll let you in
on a little secret, neighbor.Copy !req
146. The best fishing
is at latitude 42, longitude 71.Copy !req
147. - Keep that to yourself.
- Oh, wow, thanks.Copy !req
148. Hey, I'll see you, fellas.
I got some fish to catch.Copy !req
149. Ah, let's see.
"Latitude 42, longitude 71."Copy !req
150. This is it. What the hell?Copy !req
151. Papa, he killed Mordecai,
the dancing Yiddish clown.Copy !req
152. Stop crying.Copy !req
153. You just became a man, now act like one.Copy !req
154. Hey, Hennessey, what's the big idea
sending me to that bar mitzvah?Copy !req
155. 'Cause I don't like you
and I don't like your face.Copy !req
156. We don't need any more fishermen
crowding up this wharf.Copy !req
157. Oh, well, fine, Hennessey.
You want an enemy, you've got one.Copy !req
158. Fine!Copy !req
159. There we are.Copy !req
160. So, Steve, you ever think
of growing a mustache?Copy !req
161. Nice fish you got there, Griffin.Copy !req
162. What are you selling? Your bait?Copy !req
163. Um, nice face, Hennessey.Copy !req
164. Yes! Me one, you zero.Copy !req
165. Hey!Copy !req
166. Wow. So, how do you do it?Copy !req
167. Oh, you're very nice to ask.Copy !req
168. Well, first I hang the old worm out there.Copy !req
169. They usually go for it.Copy !req
170. So, I jerk them around a little,Copy !req
171. they fight for a while,Copy !req
172. and then they just lay back and accept it.Copy !req
173. How about we get together later?Copy !req
174. - Um, okay.Copy !req
175. What the hell?Copy !req
176. Oh, damn it.Copy !req
177. Hey, what's going on here?Copy !req
178. Peter, did you read the fine print
on this loan contract?Copy !req
179. Um, if by read you mean
"imagined a naked lady," then, yes.Copy !req
180. Peter, listen.
The bank's taking all our stuff.Copy !req
181. And according to this,Copy !req
182. if you don't pay them within 48 hours,
they get the house, too.Copy !req
183. Oh, boy! I get to go live at the bank!Copy !req
184. Meg, did I ever tell you
that if you're on birth control,Copy !req
185. and you take an antibiotic,
it makes it not work?Copy !req
186. Because no one told me.Copy !req
187. I thought you should know.Copy !req
188. Look, Mom, I don't really feel like
talking right now, okay?Copy !req
189. Fine. I just don't understand
why we had to leave the spa so early.Copy !req
190. Look, I just want to go home,Copy !req
191. and spend the next three days
in solitary confinement,Copy !req
192. where I belong.Copy !req
193. Well, I tried.Copy !req
194. Mom, what the hell
are we doing here?Copy !req
195. This is where you wanted to be,
right, honey?Copy !req
196. Yeah, but not with you.Copy !req
197. Hey, did you hear what happened
to that dude from U. Mass?Copy !req
198. He got so drunk,
he fell off his hotel balcony.Copy !req
199. He's in a coma.Copy !req
200. Oh, man, I want to party with him.Copy !req
201. - You know it!
- Yeah!Copy !req
202. - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- Woo! Woo! Woo!Copy !req
203. Hey, look, Meg made it, you guys.Copy !req
204. Yeah, and she brought her mommy.Copy !req
205. Oh, my God.Copy !req
206. Come on, Meg, get out of the car.Copy !req
207. Like the kids say,
"Up your nose with a rubber hose."Copy !req
208. Whoo!Copy !req
209. Hey, look, everybody,
it's Spuds McKenzie.Copy !req
210. Well, that's the last of the furniture.Copy !req
211. No TV. I miss my friends,Copy !req
212. John Ritter and Florence Henderson
and Alfonso Ribeiro.Copy !req
213. Is he the guy from Silver Spoons?Copy !req
214. Um, uh... No, he was on
French Prince of Bel Air.Copy !req
215. Fresh Prince.Copy !req
216. Fresh Prince of Bel Air,Copy !req
217. but, you know, I don't know
if was also on...Copy !req
218. - Hey, Alfonso.
- Yeah?Copy !req
219. - Were you on Silver Spoons?
- Yes, I was.Copy !req
220. Oh, there you go.Copy !req
221. Come on, just a little higher, honey.Copy !req
222. Mom, I don't think I can...Copy !req
223. Hey, who's holding Lois?Copy !req
224. I don't know. Some dude named Mel.Copy !req
225. This is Carson Daly,
and we're live here at Spring Break.Copy !req
226. Who wants to party?Copy !req
227. Okay, one, two, three, four, five.Copy !req
228. Okay, we're going to need cake
and juice for 14 people.Copy !req
229. All right, now let's go to Tom Green,Copy !req
230. who's going to do something
really outrageous.Copy !req
231. Does anyone out there like me yet?Copy !req
232. Can I stop this?Copy !req
233. Hey, what the hell
are you doing in my house?Copy !req
234. Your house?Copy !req
235. This is my house.Copy !req
236. My wife and I bought it from the bank.Copy !req
237. But I still got another day
to pay back the loan.Copy !req
238. The bank said it wouldn't matter,
because you're a fat, deadbeat loser.Copy !req
239. Fat, deadbeat loser?Copy !req
240. Well, sir, while I may not agree
with what you say,Copy !req
241. I'll defend to the death
your right to say it.Copy !req
242. There we are. Its a Van Gogh print.Copy !req
243. Isn't it beautiful?Copy !req
244. Oh, yes, I've often fantasizedCopy !req
245. about what this house would be like
with more culture.Copy !req
246. - The port is quite good.
- Yes, quite good.Copy !req
247. - Indeed.
- Most certainly.Copy !req
248. - What year is it? Delectable.
- '51.Copy !req
249. - Indeed.
- Yes.Copy !req
250. - Oh, dear.
- What is it?Copy !req
251. - I've spontaneously combusted.
- Oh, I am sorry.Copy !req
252. It's quite all right.
I've grown tired of living.Copy !req
253. - Very good, then.
- For the best.Copy !req
254. - Indeed.
- Is it raining again?Copy !req
255. Hey, did you hear the one about us?Copy !req
256. Wow, you're such a good dancer.Copy !req
257. Way to go on that beer bong.Copy !req
258. Yeah, no fake. No fake.Copy !req
259. Mom!Copy !req
260. Hey, what are you doing here?Copy !req
261. What am I doing here?Copy !req
262. I've been waiting out here for hours.Copy !req
263. What?Copy !req
264. You were supposed
to pop inside real quickCopy !req
265. and find someone
who looked enough like meCopy !req
266. so I could use their ID.Copy !req
267. And then you were supposed to come outCopy !req
268. and give me the ID so I could get inside.Copy !req
269. What?Copy !req
270. God, it's like talking
to a three year old.Copy !req
271. Oh, you know what?Copy !req
272. You need to learn
how to loosen up a little, toots.Copy !req
273. Yeah, I get the feeling
you're loose enough for the both of us.Copy !req
274. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
275. That's right, nothing.Copy !req
276. Don't you sass me.Copy !req
277. Good evening. Stevenson residence.Copy !req
278. Chris, honey, we've been over this
a thousand times.Copy !req
279. It's pronounced Griffin.Copy !req
280. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
281. Hi, Chris.Copy !req
282. Put your father on.Copy !req
283. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
284. And the French guy says,
"Deodorant? What's that?"Copy !req
285. All right, all right.
I've... I've got one.Copy !req
286. I've got one.Copy !req
287. Um, okay, two men are standing
at the pearly gates...Copy !req
288. Oh, God, wait,
how did that one go?Copy !req
289. Well, anyway, it turns out
they're Siegfried and Roy.Copy !req
290. I'm no good at telling jokes.Copy !req
291. Dad, it's Mom.Copy !req
292. Oh, God, please be Somerset Maugham.
Please be Somerset Maugham.Copy !req
293. Hello?Copy !req
294. - Peter?
- Damn.Copy !req
295. I was just calling
to check in with my boys.Copy !req
296. See how you guys are doing.Copy !req
297. Oh, uh, we're fine.Copy !req
298. What's all that noise?Copy !req
299. Uh, nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
300. Peter,
I need you to take out the trash.Copy !req
301. Okay, Lois.Copy !req
302. Lois, I got to go.Copy !req
303. Holy crap, Brian, what am I going to do?Copy !req
304. Lois is going to be home
in a couple of days,Copy !req
305. and we're getting kicked out
of the house tomorrow.Copy !req
306. What do you suggest?Copy !req
307. Get out your ring.Copy !req
308. Peter, that's not going to...Copy !req
309. Come on!Copy !req
310. Wondertwin powers, activate!Copy !req
311. Form of... Steam!Copy !req
312. Peter, we got these
in a box of Frankenberry.Copy !req
313. A jackal! Jackal! It's a jackal!Copy !req
314. It looks like a jackal! Jackal! Jackal!Copy !req
315. It's a Jackal! Jackal!Copy !req
316. Time!Copy !req
317. It wasn't right
the first time you said it,Copy !req
318. why the hell would it be right
the next ten times?Copy !req
319. God!Copy !req
320. Oh, man, I am screwed.Copy !req
321. I'm going to lose my house,
and my boat and everything.Copy !req
322. How am I going to come up
with 50 grand by tomorrow?Copy !req
323. You could whore yourself out
to a thousand fat chicksCopy !req
324. for 50 bucks apiece.Copy !req
325. Or 50 really fat chicks
for a thousand bucks.Copy !req
326. What? Don't look at me like that.Copy !req
327. Fat chicks need love, too...Copy !req
328. But they got to pay.Copy !req
329. Ah, what is this?Copy !req
330. Sea water. Courtesy
of that gentleman over there.Copy !req
331. You need 50 grand, Griffin?Copy !req
332. Well, I got a suggestion for you.Copy !req
333. Why don't you kill Daggermouth?Copy !req
334. Maybe I will, Hennessey.Copy !req
335. You'd be buying yourself
a one-way ticket to a watery grave.Copy !req
336. Daggermouth is the meanest,
most ruthless creatureCopy !req
337. that's ever inhabited the sea.Copy !req
338. Legend has it he dwells
out by Fish Stench Cove.Copy !req
339. He'll kill any man
that comes near there.Copy !req
340. I saw him once.Copy !req
341. Sure, I'm blind in one eye,Copy !req
342. and my other eye was infected that day
from picking at it,Copy !req
343. and I was tired,Copy !req
344. and I'd been swimming in a pool
with too much chlorine,Copy !req
345. and that was the hour
my glasses were at Lenscrafters,Copy !req
346. but I seen that fish!Copy !req
347. Well, if there's 50 grand in it,
I don't think I got a choice.Copy !req
348. Well, you could whore yourself out
to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks.Copy !req
349. No, we covered that.Copy !req
350. You ain't got a chance, Griffin.Copy !req
351. Daggermouth killed my friend, Salty,Copy !req
352. and he was twice the fisherman you are.Copy !req
353. And half the weight.Copy !req
354. Hey, no. No. Hot.Copy !req
355. He's right, Peter.Copy !req
356. It'd be suicide to go after that fish.Copy !req
357. There's got to be another way.Copy !req
358. We could have a bake sale.Copy !req
359. Oh, now, see,
I think that's a neat idea.Copy !req
360. No, I am not going to let my family
live on the street.Copy !req
361. Not even if it means
ending up like Seamus here.Copy !req
362. Now, if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
363. I have a date with destiny.Copy !req
364. So, were you, like,
in an accident or what?Copy !req
365. No. Me father was a tree.Copy !req
366. What's wrong with me?Copy !req
367. I got to be crazy to think
I can kill that man-eating fish.Copy !req
368. I mean, what the hell am I doing?Copy !req
369. Hey, hey, hey.
Come on, Peter.Copy !req
370. What kind of talk is that?Copy !req
371. Yeah, you can do it.Copy !req
372. - Who's my big, brave boy, huh?
- Me.Copy !req
373. - Who's my big, brave boy?
- Me.Copy !req
374. - This sucks, Mom.
- Meg, stop moping.Copy !req
375. These are the best years of your life.Copy !req
376. Now, let's get up there
and live a little, huh?Copy !req
377. Mom! I look like an idiot.Copy !req
378. No, you don't.Copy !req
379. Come on. Just move your hips a little,
like this.Copy !req
380. Lois, Lois, Lois, Lois...Copy !req
381. Meg, Meg, Meg, Meg...Copy !req
382. Meg, Meg, Meg, Meg...Copy !req
383. Attagirl. Shake your moneymaker!Copy !req
384. Oh, my God! It's a chick!Copy !req
385. All right, everybody. This party's over.Copy !req
386. Hey, why do you cops
always have to kill our buzz?Copy !req
387. He used a teenage colloquialism.Copy !req
388. Get the tear gas.Copy !req
389. Not so fast, big guy.Copy !req
390. What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
391. We're going to help you kill the fish.Copy !req
392. But this is going to be dangerous.
We could all die.Copy !req
393. Oh, come on.
You're our best friend, Peter.Copy !req
394. Besides, I can remember a time
when you saved all our butts.Copy !req
395. Uh-uh! Uh-uh!Copy !req
396. Hyah!Copy !req
397. Yeah, too bad I didn't get there
till after the sodomy.Copy !req
398. All right, let's go kick
some fish ass, eh?Copy !req
399. I can't believe I just showed
everyone my tater tots.Copy !req
400. Worst of all, now I'm going to have
a police record!Copy !req
401. Now, Meg, if you're going to grab
a hold of life,Copy !req
402. you've got to expect
to get your hands dirty once in a while.Copy !req
403. It was kind of cool
that people noticed me.Copy !req
404. That's the spirit, honey.Copy !req
405. Okay. One, two, three, tuck and roll!Copy !req
406. Ah. We're right on course, guys.Copy !req
407. Give me another beer.Copy !req
408. Ah. You know,
these are the precious moments,Copy !req
409. the four of us out at sea,Copy !req
410. miles away from civilization,
tossing back brews.Copy !req
411. - Amen.
- You got that right.Copy !req
412. Hey, hey, you guys. Here's one for you.Copy !req
413. Let's say none of us were married.Copy !req
414. If you could have any woman in the world,
who would it be?Copy !req
415. Mariel Hemingway.Copy !req
416. - Ah, come on! Really?
- That's not a very good choice.Copy !req
417. She's so jagged.Copy !req
418. No, no. I think she's very attractive
in a classical kind of way.Copy !req
419. Yeah, but you could cut a roast
on her face.Copy !req
420. I would go with Margaret Thatcher.Copy !req
421. - Margaret Thatcher?
- Margaret Thatcher?Copy !req
422. - Why the hell Margaret Thatcher?
- Ew!Copy !req
423. Oh, so nobody here thinks power is sexy?Copy !req
424. Not one of you finds power sexy?Copy !req
425. - How about you, Peter?
- Like you gotta ask.Copy !req
426. The chick with the three knockers
from Total Recall.Copy !req
427. - Interesting.
- I never saw that movie.Copy !req
428. Hey, you know, one of them
was papier maché, right?Copy !req
429. Oh, gee! Can I change my ans...Copy !req
430. Of course, I know it's paper...
I don't care!Copy !req
431. What's wrong with you.Copy !req
432. - So, what about you, Quagmire?
- Taylor Hanson.Copy !req
433. Taylor Hanson's a guy.Copy !req
434. Oh, you guys are yanking me!Copy !req
435. Ha! Hey, let's put one
over on old Quagmire!Copy !req
436. No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.Copy !req
437. What...Copy !req
438. Well, this is insane!Copy !req
439. That's impossible!Copy !req
440. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
441. Oh, my God!
I can... Oh, God, I...Copy !req
442. Oh, I got all these magazines...Copy !req
443. Oh, God, oh, God!
Oh, God!Copy !req
444. This must be Fish Stench Cove.Copy !req
445. Right now, all we got to do
is find the fish.Copy !req
446. I wonder where that fish did go.Copy !req
447. A fish, a fish, a fishy, oh.Copy !req
448. I heard that when Daggermouth eats you,
he devours your guts first.Copy !req
449. I heard he doesn't just eat you,
he eats your soul.Copy !req
450. I heard that one of Shannon Doherty's eyes
is off-center,Copy !req
451. 'cause it's trying to escape.Copy !req
452. Welcome, gentlemen.Copy !req
453. It's him! Quick, shoot him!Copy !req
454. Not so fast.Copy !req
455. Perhaps I could offer you a glass of port,Copy !req
456. and you a glass of starboard.Copy !req
457. That's a little nautical joke.Copy !req
458. I'm a fish, you see.
I'm also delightfully mad.Copy !req
459. Oh, dear. Would you mind holding still
for a moment?Copy !req
460. These antique pistols
take about ten minutes to reload.Copy !req
461. Peter, catch!Copy !req
462. Ow! Don't throw stuff at me, Joe.Copy !req
463. Peter, shoot him!
Oh, yeah. Right.Copy !req
464. My God.Copy !req
465. Isn't it amazing that that's what
we all look like on the inside?Copy !req
466. It's a robot, you idiot.Copy !req
467. - Who are you?
- I'm Salty.Copy !req
468. Salty? But everybody said
you were killed by that fish.Copy !req
469. That's what I wanted them to think.Copy !req
470. I disappeared and spread
the Daggermouth rumor myself.Copy !req
471. - Why?
- Merchandise.Copy !req
472. Daggermouth T-shirts, mugs, posters,Copy !req
473. and I'm in talks with Nickelodeon
for a cartoon show.Copy !req
474. Figured I'd pair him with an
effeminate cat. What do you think?Copy !req
475. - Yeah, I'd watch that.
- Sure, sure.Copy !req
476. - Yeah, me, too.
- Sounds like a good balance.Copy !req
477. And now I'm going
to give you $50,000 to be on your way.Copy !req
478. $50,000? But why?Copy !req
479. To keep your mouth shut,Copy !req
480. and because the longer we stay here,
the more people are going to questionCopy !req
481. how a fisherman
with no engineering backgroundCopy !req
482. managed to build
a sophisticated talking fish robot.Copy !req
483. You know, honey,
I'm really sorry for how I acted...Copy !req
484. Getting so drunk
and ditching you at the bar,Copy !req
485. and letting those boys
take pictures of youCopy !req
486. while you were sleeping.Copy !req
487. I was so busy having fun,
I guess I kind of ruined it for you.Copy !req
488. Uh-oh. We got company.Copy !req
489. Looks like your fans are back, Mom.Copy !req
490. Meg, Meg, Meg, Meg...Copy !req
491. No, I think this one's all yours.Copy !req
492. - Whoo!
- You go, girl.Copy !req
493. See?
One's an innie and one's an outie.Copy !req
494. And now, back to
Daggermouth and Boom BoomCopy !req
495. on Nickelodeon.Copy !req
496. Boom Boom, did you do
your exercises today?Copy !req
497. Yes. I did 20 laps
and I'm about to do 20 more.Copy !req
498. - Oh, you...
- Yikes!Copy !req
499. Oh, Peter, I'm so glad being a fisherman
is working out for you.Copy !req
500. You know, I got to admit,Copy !req
501. I half expected to come home
and all our stuff would be gone,Copy !req
502. and we'd owe somebody
a whole lot of money.Copy !req
503. How can you half expect something?Copy !req
504. I... I don't know.
It's just a turn of phrase.Copy !req
505. How do you turn a phrase?Copy !req
506. God, you're dumb.Copy !req
507. Thank God for that ass.
Now, come here and kiss me.Copy !req
508. - Goodnight, honey.
- Goodnight, Lois.Copy !req
509. Goodnight, Jim and Abbie.Copy !req
510. Goodnight.Copy !req
511. Not now, Abbie.Copy !req