1. Ah, Smitty's Steakhouse.
Copy !req
2. You know, this was the
fanciest restaurant in Quahog
Copy !req
3. when I was a kid.
The ladies' room has a big space
Copy !req
4. with chairs in it, like a living
room, before you get back
Copy !req
5. to where the crappers are.
Copy !req
6. Good evening and
welcome to Smitty's.
Copy !req
7. I'll be back with
martinis for Mom and Dad,
Copy !req
8. and for you kids,
some martinis.
Copy !req
9. Dad, can you pass
the bread?
Copy !req
10. Sure. But don't forget
the butter that looks like
Copy !req
11. decorative bathroom soaps and
is impossible to smear.
Copy !req
12. Thanks, Dad!
This really ruins it!
Copy !req
13. What will you
be having, sir?
Copy !req
14. Yes, I'll have what I had last
pheasant on the glass.
Copy !req
15. Don't you mean
"pheasant under glass"?
Copy !req
16. Nope.
Copy !req
17. Yeah. Now turn around
and lay an egg on the glass.
Copy !req
18. Aw, yeah.
Copy !req
19. I defy you to tell me
exactly what's wrong with this.
Copy !req
20. Oh, Peter, look.
You can put your business card
Copy !req
21. in this bowl
and maybe win a free lunch.
Copy !req
22. I don't have a
business card.
Copy !req
23. And I think
you knew that.
Copy !req
24. I hope you enjoyed
your meal, sir.
Copy !req
25. May I offer you a toothpick?
Oh, I-I don't know.
Copy !req
26. We've already spent
a lot of money in here tonight.
Copy !req
27. No, sir, it-it's free.
Copy !req
28. Oh!
Copy !req
29. Peter, that's not how
you use a toothpick.
Copy !req
30. You pick your teeth
with it.
Copy !req
31. I cannot believe I have
to explain this to you.
Copy !req
32. There are gaps in my knowledge.
This is hardly news.
Copy !req
33. Wow, this is awesome!
Copy !req
34. This is like
I'm having a whole second meal!
Copy !req
35. Man, this just feels right.
Copy !req
36. That's it. From here on out, I
am about all things toothpick.
Copy !req
37. I'm gonna go everywhere with
it, always be chewin' on it,
Copy !req
38. "All right, here's
what you're gonna do."
Copy !req
39. Excuse me, we're
from out of town.
Copy !req
40. Where do people go to listen
to live music around here?
Copy !req
41. I'll handle this. All right,
here's what you're gonna do:
Copy !req
42. skip the live music.
Get yourself a room
Copy !req
43. over at the Wickford Marina.
Take her out on a balcony,
Copy !req
44. point to any boat in the harbor,
and tell her it's yours.
Copy !req
45. Now, you got rubbers?
Now that I'm a toothpick guy,
Copy !req
46. I call 'em rubbers. Or you could
just pull the hose out
Copy !req
47. of the bucket
and let it spray free.
Copy !req
48. I've had a vasectomy.
Copy !req
49. Chris, now that I'm a toothpick
guy, it's my job to sit
Copy !req
50. on a BMX bike
outside the rec center
Copy !req
51. and ask every kid
if they're the new kid.
Copy !req
52. Hey. You the new kid?
Copy !req
53. Why?
Never mind why.
Copy !req
54. Got any cool toys?
Uh, I got an Xbox.
Copy !req
55. How about you?
I got a Barbie with a wiener on it.
Copy !req
56. Took a thumb from a G.I. Joe,
put it on with superglue.
Copy !req
57. Looks pretty real.
Real enough, anyways.
Copy !req
58. Does the job.
Does what job?
Copy !req
59. You get it. My family
moves around a lot
Copy !req
60. 'cause I do stuff like this.
Copy !req
61. Um... okay.
Copy !req
62. I got to go now.
You sure you don't want
Copy !req
63. to come over and pull
on my cat's nipples?
Copy !req
64. We can do anything,
'cause my mom has two jobs.
Copy !req
65. All right,
I'm off to the fish market.
Copy !req
66. What? Why?
Copy !req
67. Well, the most intimidating
people are toothpick guys
Copy !req
68. who work at seafood counters
and make people uncomfortable
Copy !req
69. for not knowing
about fish.
Copy !req
70. What's good here?
It's all good.
Copy !req
71. What's the freshest?
It's all fresh.
Copy !req
72. How 'bout the halibut?
Is it gamey?
Copy !req
73. Gamey?
Copy !req
74. I mean, you know, is it fishy?
It's all fish.
Copy !req
75. Is there a special way to prepare it?
I'd cook it up.
Copy !req
76. W-Well, what's
the best fish here?
Copy !req
77. What's your favorite fish?
Copy !req
78. I don't eat fish.
I only like spaghetti.
Copy !req
79. Ugh, when are you gonna
get rid of that toothpick?
Copy !req
80. It's disgusting,
and it's starting to smell.
Copy !req
81. Why would I give it up?
It's gettin' me tons of tail.
Copy !req
82. What?
Copy !req
83. And check this out.
The rare triple toothpick flip.
Copy !req
84. Oh, my God,
are you all right?
Copy !req
85. No, I swallowed it!
Copy !req
86. My toothpick! It's gone!
Copy !req
87. Damn it! I'm gonna need
you to put that large
Copy !req
88. two-handed colander
over the toilet.
Copy !req
89. Peter, that was
a wedding present from my aunt.
Copy !req
90. Well, let's use
the ice cream maker!
Copy !req
91. We've never used it once!
Copy !req
92. Calm down. You can always get
another toothpick.
Copy !req
93. Oh, my God, you're right!
Copy !req
94. Lois, we got to drive
to Smitty's right now
Copy !req
95. and get one.
Now? But we told Chris
Copy !req
96. we'd be there
when he wakes up from surgery.
Copy !req
97. All right, we were able
to fix your hernia,
Copy !req
98. but you've got to stop lifting
sewer hole covers.
Copy !req
99. But the Ninja Turtles
live down there.
Copy !req
100. I'm friends with them.
Copy !req
101. Hey, fat ass,
I brought you flowers.
Copy !req
102. But stay out of the sewers!
We're trying to work down there.
Copy !req
103. Thanks, Donatello!
Copy !req
104. Oh, thank God!
Copy !req
105. Quick, we need
another toothpick!
Copy !req
106. Thank you, Maurice.
Copy !req
107. Just get your toothpick
and let's get out of here.
Copy !req
108. Ugh. No, thanks.
Copy !req
109. That old lady has ruined
toothpicks for me.
Copy !req
110. Just like how Meg
ruined broccoli.
Copy !req
111. Hey, Meg, look,
they're little trees!
Copy !req
112. No, they're not.
Copy !req
113. They're not?
Copy !req
114. Hey, Peter!
Copy !req
115. Oh, look, there's Quagmire
and his transgendered mother,
Copy !req
116. which is now great.
Copy !req
117. Hey, Quagmire. Hey, Ida.
Copy !req
118. I didn't know
you liked Smitty's.
Copy !req
119. Oh, yeah, I've been coming here
for ages.
Copy !req
120. They even named a sandwich
after me.
Copy !req
121. It's an inside-out hot dog
slathered in ketchup.
Copy !req
122. Please, please
join us.
Copy !req
123. Oh, we wouldn't want
to interrupt your brave dinner.
Copy !req
124. Nonsense, we're happy
to have you.
Copy !req
125. All right,
but we already ate dinner,
Copy !req
126. so maybe just an iceberg wedge,
a steak, and some sides.
Copy !req
127. And then I said something random
that suggested
Copy !req
128. a whole crazy story!
Copy !req
129. Oh, God, that's
hilarious, Lois.
Copy !req
130. I could listen to
you talk all night.
Copy !req
131. Yeah, but we got to get going.
Carter's our babysitter,
Copy !req
132. and if he's with the kids too
long, they start sayin' racisms.
Copy !req
133. Aw, I wish the fun didn't have
to end.
Copy !req
134. I always enjoy spending time
with you two.
Copy !req
135. Well, why don't you
come over tomorrow?
Copy !req
136. We'll fire up the grill and have
the gang over for a cookout.
Copy !req
137. Well, that sounds wonderful.
Well, great, we'll be there!
Copy !req
138. Hey, before you two
leave, let's take a photo.
Copy !req
139. Yeah! Selfie!
Copy !req
140. I just learned that word.
Copy !req
141. Perfect! Well, good
night, you guys.
Copy !req
142. See you tomorrow,
hashtags!
Copy !req
143. You're not doin'
that right.
Copy !req
144. Boy, that Lois is really
something, isn't she?
Copy !req
145. Yeah. Peter's
a lucky guy.
Copy !req
146. Glenn, do you...
Copy !req
147. do you have feelings for her?
Copy !req
148. What?
No.
Copy !req
149. A mother always knows.
Copy !req
150. You like to play the
field, but, deep down,
Copy !req
151. you really wish you had a
woman like Lois, don't you?
Copy !req
152. No, I don't want a woman
like Lois.
Copy !req
153. I want Lois.
Copy !req
154. She's perfect.
I've loved her for years.
Copy !req
155. She's warm and kind
and beautiful.
Copy !req
156. I've never been so in love
with anyone.
Copy !req
157. Glenn, that's
very sweet,
Copy !req
158. but you're talking about
your best friend's wife.
Copy !req
159. I know, I know.
It's wrong.
Copy !req
160. And Peter's
a good friend.
Copy !req
161. Not like Cleveland.
Copy !req
162. Hey, I got two
of these phone books.
Copy !req
163. Didn't know
if you wanted one.
Copy !req
164. Hey, how long
have we known each other?
Copy !req
165. Long time. And yet we've never
discussed mothers' maiden names,
Copy !req
166. the names of old pets,
high school mascots,
Copy !req
167. favorite teachers.
Heck, I don't even know
Copy !req
168. the last four digits
of your Social.
Copy !req
169. Cleveland, do you need
to borrow some money?
Copy !req
170. I do!
They're gonna kill Donna!
Copy !req
171. Really?
Copy !req
172. No. I just want
to buy a man's fur coat.
Copy !req
173. Get out of here.
Copy !req
174. Hey, Peter,
Copy !req
175. I had an extra
phone book, and I...
Copy !req
176. I'm not buyin' you that coat!
Copy !req
177. Huh? Who? What?
Copy !req
178. Yeah, what? What? Which
doggy in what window?
Copy !req
179. So, how'd everything go?
Copy !req
180. Hard to tell. I was
coughing the whole time.
Copy !req
181. By the way, I couldn't figure
out how to use your oven,
Copy !req
182. so I destroyed it
in a blind rage.
Copy !req
183. Well, good night.
Copy !req
184. Ooh, after that steak, I got
to go lay down on the toilet.
Copy !req
185. Huh. Looks like I got
a couple of messages.
Copy !req
186. Uh, Dad? Dad?
Copy !req
187. Grandpa's going nuts
on the oven.
Copy !req
188. Can you come home quick?
Copy !req
189. Who the hell is that?
Copy !req
190. Huh. There's one from Quagmire.
Copy !req
191. Huh, must've pocket-dialed me
again.
Copy !req
192. I want Lois. She's perfect.
Copy !req
193. I've loved her for years.
Copy !req
194. She's warm and kind
and beautiful.
Copy !req
195. I've never been so in love
with anyone.
Copy !req
196. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
197. Quagmire's in love with my wife?
Copy !req
198. Hello?
Copy !req
199. Peter, I'm having troubles
on the toilet.
Copy !req
200. Bring the ice cream maker.
Copy !req
201. Brian, there's somethin' I
got to talk to you about.
Copy !req
202. Quagmire pocket-dialed
me last night.
Copy !req
203. You got to hear this.
Copy !req
204. I want Lois. She's perfect.
Copy !req
205. I've loved her for years.
Oh, my God!
Copy !req
206. He's in love
with Lois?
Copy !req
207. Yeah, and if you keep
listenin', you can hear
Copy !req
208. a Puerto Rican busboy get
fired in the background.
Copy !req
209. It's pretty funny. He cries.
But can you believe Quagmire?
Copy !req
210. Well, I guess
it's not that shocking.
Copy !req
211. I mean, he has said 100 times
that he wants to bang Lois.
Copy !req
212. No, no, no, that's just
Quagmire bein' a horndog.
Copy !req
213. This is love.
Copy !req
214. I don't know, I think you're making
too big a deal out of this.
Copy !req
215. Too big a deal? The guy's
been sitting next to me
Copy !req
216. all these years,
acting like he's my friend,
Copy !req
217. when all he really wants
is to be with my wife!
Copy !req
218. Geez, calm down.
No, I'm telling you,
Copy !req
219. he's gonna try to take
Lois away from me.
Copy !req
220. You know what? I'm going
over there right now
Copy !req
221. and hit him with a shovel, like
a white trash YouTube girl.
Copy !req
222. Peter, wait, wait.
Listen.
Copy !req
223. Delete that message
and pretend you never heard it.
Copy !req
224. What? Why?
Copy !req
225. Because you weren't meant
to hear it.
Copy !req
226. If you act on this, all you'll
do is wreck your friendship
Copy !req
227. and cause heartache
for everyone involved.
Copy !req
228. What, so what am I supposed
to do, just ignore it?
Copy !req
229. Yeah. Ignore it.
Like you do with the ghost
Copy !req
230. of that colonial woman who
died falling down our stairs.
Copy !req
231. I saw you
eat a crayon...
Copy !req
232. It was purple.
I thought it was grape.
Copy !req
233. Look, you've got to be
the bigger man.
Copy !req
234. You got to just keep this
to yourself.
Copy !req
235. Fine,
I won't say anything.
Copy !req
236. Good. And don't be
passive-aggressive, either.
Copy !req
237. Like one of those songs
in an old musical.
Copy !req
238. Pretty good turnout
for this thing.
Copy !req
239. Oh, yeah, Mort
and Neil Goldman.
Copy !req
240. It's like Coachella.
Copy !req
241. There's that son of a bitch!
Copy !req
242. He's got some nerve
showing up here.
Copy !req
243. Peter, remember what
we talked about.
Copy !req
244. Look at them clouds
up there.
Copy !req
245. Yeah, that one
look like Nathan.
Copy !req
246. That one look
like Shawn.
Copy !req
247. And there go Wanya
over there.
Copy !req
248. How blessed are we to have
all them Boyz II Men
Copy !req
249. just floating around
in the sky?
Copy !req
250. Glenn! Ida!
You made it!
Copy !req
251. Hey, Lois. I brought
the hamburger buns,
Copy !req
252. like you wanted.
Copy !req
253. I wasn't sure
what people like,
Copy !req
254. so I got some with seeds on them
and some without.
Copy !req
255. What does he mean
by that, "seeds"?
Copy !req
256. Like semen?
Is that what he means?
Copy !req
257. Semen on her buns.
Am I the only one hearing this?
Copy !req
258. Get the hell away from my wife,
you scumbag!
Copy !req
259. Peter, what are you
talking about?
Copy !req
260. I'll tell you
what I'm talking about!
Copy !req
261. I'm talking about this!
Copy !req
262. Idea for a movie.
Copy !req
263. Fop Cop. It's a cop
who's, like, a fancy guy.
Copy !req
264. Nobody heard that!
None of you take that!
Copy !req
265. What I meant to play was this.
Copy !req
266. I want Lois. She's perfect.
Copy !req
267. I've loved her for years.
Copy !req
268. Fop Cop.
That could work.
Copy !req
269. Glenn...
I-is this true?
Copy !req
270. Wait a minute, how the hell'd you get
that recording, Peter?
Copy !req
271. You pocket-dialed me,
you bastard!
Copy !req
272. Peter, that was a
private conversation.
Copy !req
273. That doesn't change the fact
that you want to steal my wife!
Copy !req
274. Hey, get your
hands off me!
Copy !req
275. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
276. Oh, come on, you two.
Come on, man.
Copy !req
277. Hey, what are y'all doing?
Someone stop him!
Copy !req
278. Kill him, Dad!
Copy !req
279. Murder him!
Copy !req
280. That's it!
End of cookout!
Copy !req
281. Get out of my house, and don't
ever speak to me again!
Copy !req
282. Wow, that turned ugly fast.
Copy !req
283. Just like my trip to Tampa Bay.
Copy !req
284. Hey, city boy,
what's with the arm pants?
Copy !req
285. I want Lois. She's perfect.
Copy !req
286. I've loved her for years.
Copy !req
287. You're still
listening to that thing?
Copy !req
288. It's like, I can't even process
why he'd feel this way.
Copy !req
289. Maybe... you know, maybe
play it one more time and...
Copy !req
290. I can't believe this.
Copy !req
291. I thought Quagmire
was my friend!
Copy !req
292. Peter, it's not
that surprising.
Copy !req
293. He's always had a
potent sex drive.
Copy !req
294. Remember his
grandmother's funeral?
Copy !req
295. Yeah, get it in there.
Copy !req
296. Oh, I wish this was
about sex.
Copy !req
297. If he was just home
busting one to his buddy's wife,
Copy !req
298. hell, we've all done that.
Copy !req
299. I've heard. Allegedly.
Copy !req
300. But not often.
And never to Donna.
Copy !req
301. Except when she wore those shiny
gold shorts to parent-teacher night.
Copy !req
302. Oh, yeah, that
was hilarious.
Copy !req
303. Yeah, that was...
Copy !req
304. that was so tacky.
Copy !req
305. But Quagmire actually has
feelings for you.
Copy !req
306. I'm afraid he might take you
away from me.
Copy !req
307. Peter, nobody's
taking me anywhere.
Copy !req
308. I love you.
Copy !req
309. Mmm.
Copy !req
310. I love you, too, Lois.
Copy !req
311. Hey, you ever heard
any of the other wives
Copy !req
312. saying they're
attracted to me?
Copy !req
313. No, um, not that
I recall, no.
Copy !req
314. Look, now that
this is settled,
Copy !req
315. maybe you and Glenn can
put this behind you.
Copy !req
316. No way! How am I supposed
to be friends with someone
Copy !req
317. who's in love with my wife?
Quagmire is dead to me
Copy !req
318. and needs to be dealt with
in an appropriate manner.
Copy !req
319. Shame.
Copy !req
320. Shame.
Copy !req
321. Shame.
Copy !req
322. Shame.
Copy !req
323. This was serious, but it
turned into something fun.
Copy !req
324. Glenn? Is that you?
Copy !req
325. Oh, yeah, yeah.
I was just buying a...
Copy !req
326. a... grocery store cane.
Copy !req
327. See you, Lois.
Copy !req
328. Glenn, wait.
Look, if you and Peter
Copy !req
329. aren't gonna talk this out,
you and I should.
Copy !req
330. What's there
to talk about?
Copy !req
331. Everyone knows I'm in love
with my best friend's wife.
Copy !req
332. It's pathetic.
And humiliating.
Copy !req
333. Glenn...
I can't trust myself around you.
Copy !req
334. It's probably best if I...
just never see you again.
Copy !req
335. Well, you can't just
avoid me forever.
Copy !req
336. We live on the same street.
Copy !req
337. Mm.
Copy !req
338. Well, then...
Copy !req
339. I know what I have to do.
Copy !req
340. Good-bye, Lois.
Copy !req
341. Oh, sour cream.
You wanted me to remind you.
Copy !req
342. Sour cream.
Copy !req
343. Mr. Quagmire, which box
do these beads go in?
Copy !req
344. Let me smell 'em.
Copy !req
345. They go in the big box.
Copy !req
346. Quagmire, I can't
believe you're moving.
Copy !req
347. Look, give it time—
this whole thing will blow over.
Copy !req
348. No, it's too awkward.
Copy !req
349. It's best for everyone
if I just leave.
Copy !req
350. That's too bad.
Copy !req
351. We never got to do
that "Joe-Quagmire" lunch.
Copy !req
352. Well, that'll do it.
Copy !req
353. Peter, Quagmire's
serious about this.
Copy !req
354. You got to do something!
Copy !req
355. You're right.
Quagmire, wait!
Copy !req
356. You almost left
without this!
Copy !req
357. You want me to be the one
that says "jiggety" now?
Copy !req
358. We now return to Dateline.
Copy !req
359. Our story tonight:
The guy you think did it?
Copy !req
360. He did it.
Copy !req
361. Now go to bed.
Copy !req
362. Your grandkids
are coming tomorrow.
Copy !req
363. I had a pretty good
egg dish last night.
Copy !req
364. What? What-what am I supposed
to do with that information?
Copy !req
365. Well, I don't know.
Maybe ask me for the recipe?
Copy !req
366. Do you have it?
No.
Copy !req
367. So what's going on
with you guys?
Copy !req
368. Nothing much.
Copy !req
369. See, this is where Quagmire
normally would have told
Copy !req
370. one of his
outrageous sex stories.
Copy !req
371. Aw, we don't need him.
I got a sex story for you.
Copy !req
372. So I'm bangin' this chick,
and she's sayin' to me,
Copy !req
373. "I'm worried that Chris won't
get into college."
Copy !req
374. And then I says to her,
Copy !req
375. "Yeah, that seems
like a legitimate concern."
Copy !req
376. And then I lost my wood,
and so we just watched Colbert,
Copy !req
377. and then I took a dump
completely nude.
Copy !req
378. Who else but Peter?
Copy !req
379. Peter, face it— without
Quagmire, we're boring.
Copy !req
380. Oh, come on,
that ain't true.
Copy !req
381. Yes, it is. He had
all the fun ideas.
Copy !req
382. Remember? He even
took me parasailing.
Copy !req
383. This is awesome!
It's like I'm flying!
Copy !req
384. I've never felt so alive!
Copy !req
385. Oh, if only
I had a pair of legs.
Copy !req
386. All right!
Copy !req
387. It was the fish part of me
that wanted 'em!
Copy !req
388. Look, Peter, I'm
sorry Quagmire moved away,
Copy !req
389. but you can't just sit around
the house and drink all day.
Copy !req
390. It's all your fault
Quagmire fell in love with you.
Copy !req
391. Traipsin' around
in your tan pants
Copy !req
392. and your green shirt
and your soothing voice.
Copy !req
393. My fault?
Copy !req
394. Yeah, everything is messed up.
Copy !req
395. I lost my best friend,
my buddies are all fighting,
Copy !req
396. that chick at work is saying
stuff that ain't true.
Copy !req
397. Okay, you know what?
Copy !req
398. Enough feeling
sorry for yourself.
Copy !req
399. We're fixing this now.
Get in the car.
Copy !req
400. What? Why?
You'll see.
Copy !req
401. Why should I trust you?
Copy !req
402. You're always trickin' me into
going places I don't want to.
Copy !req
403. Oh... you said we were going
to a place Walt Disney built.
Copy !req
404. No, Peter. I said supported.
Copy !req
405. By the way,
don't go on the train ride.
Copy !req
406. I've been playing
a game I invented
Copy !req
407. called "mini racquetball"
in your garage.
Copy !req
408. Uh-huh.
It's pretty fun.
Copy !req
409. He has not won
a single point.
Copy !req
410. You don't have to win
to have fun.
Copy !req
411. Lois? Peter. Zod.
Copy !req
412. Hey. You're parked behind
my trapezoid-thing.
Copy !req
413. Yeah, yeah,
I'll move it in a sec.
Copy !req
414. Glenn, all this nonsense
has to stop now.
Copy !req
415. The only reason
this became an issue is because
Copy !req
416. Peter heard something
he wasn't supposed to hear.
Copy !req
417. Guy from Superman
lives here?
Copy !req
418. And the truth is,
we all have private thoughts
Copy !req
419. we don't act on,
and that's okay.
Copy !req
420. For instance, every time
I'm on the subway,
Copy !req
421. I want to push a stranger
onto the tracks.
Copy !req
422. And that's fine!
Copy !req
423. I don't do it!
Copy !req
424. I guess you're right.
Copy !req
425. I don't totally disagree with
what Kim Jong-un's doing,
Copy !req
426. but you don't see
me moving there.
Copy !req
427. I take medicine
I get from the veterinarian.
Copy !req
428. Is that one?
Copy !req
429. No, no, it's not,
but the point is,
Copy !req
430. we all have secret thoughts.
Copy !req
431. But there's no reason they
should ruin our friendships.
Copy !req
432. Sometimes I think about
going to the hospital
Copy !req
433. and switching
the babies around.
Copy !req
434. Somali pirates
seem cool, too.
Copy !req
435. I wouldn't mind eating
the Phillie Phanatic.
Copy !req
436. See? We're all
terrible people inside.
Copy !req
437. Joe's a little worse
than the rest of us,
Copy !req
438. but we all just shove
our thoughts deep down,
Copy !req
439. where they can't
hurt anybody.
Copy !req
440. Huh, maybe you're right.
Copy !req
441. Of course I'm right.
Copy !req
442. The secret to happiness is
burying all your true feelings
Copy !req
443. and living a life
of bland compromise.
Copy !req
444. So here's the question, Glenn.
Copy !req
445. Do you love Peter enough
to repress your love for me?
Copy !req
446. Peter, if you're willing
to forget all about this,
Copy !req
447. I'm more than happy to continue
hiding my true feelings.
Copy !req
448. I do miss us
hanging out together.
Copy !req
449. Huh. Sorry I kind of
went a little crazy.
Copy !req
450. Ah, that's all right.
Copy !req
451. And I'm sorry
I will always love your wife.
Copy !req
452. Which I don't.
Copy !req
453. Thank you, Glenn.
Copy !req
454. All right!
Copy !req
455. What do you say
we all celebrate
Copy !req
456. with a game
of mini racquetball?
Copy !req
457. Wait. Is mini racquetball
just Ping-Pong?
Copy !req
458. Kind of.
Copy !req
459. Boy, it's good to have the gang
together again.
Copy !req
460. Yeah, welcome
home, buddy.
Copy !req
461. Man, I missed sitting around,
just shooting the breeze.
Copy !req
462. Hey, so how'd you get
your house back?
Copy !req
463. This ought to be good.
Copy !req
464. I suspended escrow.
Copy !req
465. Oh.
Copy !req
466. Hey, guys, you know that egg
dish I was talking about?
Copy !req
467. Turns out that was
just a dream I had.
Copy !req