1. Well, Chris, looks
like another dayCopy !req
2. of nobody joining
us for lunch.Copy !req
3. Yeah, we never
should've letCopy !req
4. that blind girl
touch our faces.Copy !req
5. Attention, students.
This is Principal ShepherdCopy !req
6. with the lunchtime
announcements.Copy !req
7. And as a special treat,
I thought I'd deliver themCopy !req
8. in the rapping style you kids
are so enthused about.Copy !req
9. You suck.Copy !req
10. No, you suck.Copy !req
11. I can't hear you, I just presumeCopy !req
12. somebody must have yelled
"You suck."Copy !req
13. Anyway, last announcement:Copy !req
14. Don't forget it's time to vote
for homecoming king and queen.Copy !req
15. Nominations are due
by 3:00 p.m. today.Copy !req
16. Peace out.Copy !req
17. No, you're a douche bag.Copy !req
18. Wow. Can you imagine if one
of us was homecoming king?Copy !req
19. Then people would want
to sit with us at lunch.Copy !req
20. Yeah, you should run.Copy !req
21. I'll nominate you.Copy !req
22. You know what?
I'll do it.Copy !req
23. Maybe I'll surprise everyone,Copy !req
24. like when you find out
a buttoned-up librarianCopy !req
25. is actually super sexy.Copy !req
26. Excuse me, ma'am?Copy !req
27. Yes?Copy !req
28. There's a dead homeless man
blocking the card catalog.Copy !req
29. Well, there goes Jerome,Copy !req
30. loading the urinal up with ice.Copy !req
31. Gonna go play me
my melting game.Copy !req
32. Man, I'm starting to get drunk.Copy !req
33. Is it even noon yet?Copy !req
34. Uh, it's only 10:40.
10:40?Copy !req
35. Ah, crap,
we gotta get out of here.Copy !req
36. That's when Taco Bell throws allCopy !req
37. the breakfast food
in the Dumpster.Copy !req
38. Can't let that raccoon
get all of it.Copy !req
39. Ooh, man, you're right.Copy !req
40. You know,
this is great, guys.Copy !req
41. Drinking and
eating garbage.Copy !req
42. I'm glad we all took
a mental health day.Copy !req
43. Hey, where'd everybody go?Copy !req
44. I don't know where they went,Copy !req
45. but someone's got
to pay this check.Copy !req
46. Damn it. They left without me,
and now I'm stuck with the bill?Copy !req
47. Man, who do those guys think
I am, Mark Zuckerbrothers?Copy !req
48. Seems like they
do that a lot.Copy !req
49. Tell you what,
this one's on me.Copy !req
50. Thanks, Jerome.Copy !req
51. Since there's
no one here,Copy !req
52. do you mind
turning the TV up?Copy !req
53. That little Lamisil guy
always makes me laugh.Copy !req
54. Yeah.Copy !req
55. What do you think he is,
like a Martian?Copy !req
56. Like a little
shoe Martian?Copy !req
57. I don't know.Copy !req
58. I just hope he ain't
down there in my shoes.Copy !req
59. No, he's loud.Copy !req
60. If he were down there,
we'd know it.Copy !req
61. I ain't got
no toenails nohow.Copy !req
62. Hey, everybody,
guess what.Copy !req
63. I'm running for
homecoming king!Copy !req
64. You're what?Copy !req
65. Yeah. Neil nominated me.Copy !req
66. Why are you home
from school and Meg's not?Copy !req
67. Has she taken a lover?Copy !req
68. Well, the voting is tomorrow,
so I've got to write my speech.Copy !req
69. Luckily, "Chris Griffin"
rhymes with "homecoming king,"Copy !req
70. so I've got my opening line.Copy !req
71. Oh, my God.Copy !req
72. Did you see how
excited he is?Copy !req
73. Yeah, isn't that great?Copy !req
74. No, it's not great.Copy !req
75. Chris is not
homecoming king material.Copy !req
76. He doesn't have a
chance of winning.Copy !req
77. We got to be at
that school tomorrowCopy !req
78. to help pick up the
pieces when he loses.Copy !req
79. Oh, my Hot Pocket!Copy !req
80. Ow, it's hot!Copy !req
81. Oh, that must be Jerome.Copy !req
82. What the hell
is Jerome doing here?Copy !req
83. We didn't order any drinks.Copy !req
84. No, he and I got plans.Copy !req
85. We're gonna go down
to Carver High SchoolCopy !req
86. and look at that mural
of black achievement.Copy !req
87. Mm, they got a manila folder
taped over Dr. Cosby's face.Copy !req
88. What? Cleveland,
you didn't tell usCopy !req
89. you had plans with Jerome.Copy !req
90. Some things are
my business.Copy !req
91. You don't tell me when
you play with yourself.Copy !req
92. Well, if you checked
my Twitter feed,Copy !req
93. I wouldn't have to.Copy !req
94. And if you elect me,
I will be as goodCopy !req
95. a homecoming king
as a touchdown.Copy !req
96. And our final nomineeCopy !req
97. for homecoming king
is Chris Griffin.Copy !req
98. Thank you.Copy !req
99. I'm Chris Griffin.Copy !req
100. Webster's dictionary
defines "smegma" asCopy !req
101. "a sebaceous,
cheese-like substanceCopy !req
102. around the head of the penis."Copy !req
103. But what is a "king"?Copy !req
104. Oh, God,
this is already hard to watch.Copy !req
105. Like that Bourne movie where
they couldn't get Matt Damon.Copy !req
106. We're facing a biochemical
attack of untold proportions.Copy !req
107. Unfortunately,
Jason Bourne is not available.Copy !req
108. Who have we got?Copy !req
109. We have the sixth-billed
guy from The Avengers.Copy !req
110. The arrow guy
who frowns a lot.Copy !req
111. Uh, okay.Copy !req
112. Does he look
like Bourne?Copy !req
113. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
114. He sort of looks
like a young Popeye.Copy !req
115. Well, sounds like he's
the right guy for this.Copy !req
116. Yeah... yeah.Copy !req
117. All right, students.
The votes have been tabulated,Copy !req
118. so if you could all look up
from your phones for a minute,Copy !req
119. I'll tell you who won.Copy !req
120. Children.
A man is talking.Copy !req
121. All right, I better
head down there.Copy !req
122. I brought a bag
of marshmallowsCopy !req
123. and a belt for
Chris to bite onCopy !req
124. during his meltdown.Copy !req
125. And this year's James Woods High
homecoming king is...Copy !req
126. Chris Griffin.Copy !req
127. Yay!Copy !req
128. Yay!Copy !req
129. Holy crap!Copy !req
130. I don't believe it.
Chris won!Copy !req
131. All right, now it's time
for these four poor kidsCopy !req
132. to thank you for
subsidizing their lunches.Copy !req
133. Thank you.Copy !req
134. Mean it.Copy !req
135. Thank you.Copy !req
136. All right.Copy !req
137. Time for my car nap.Copy !req
138. Hey, hey, hey,
there he is!Copy !req
139. The new king!Copy !req
140. I already called
and quit my job.Copy !req
141. Peter, he doesn't get money
for being homecoming king.Copy !req
142. Does he get land?Copy !req
143. No, of course not.Copy !req
144. Does he get this joke?Copy !req
145. "Shagadelic, baby!"Copy !req
146. Austin Powers!Copy !req
147. Oh, very good.
Very good, my liege.Copy !req
148. Well, Chris, since
you're royalty now,Copy !req
149. I made your favorites.Copy !req
150. Dinner for breakfast?Copy !req
151. That's right.Copy !req
152. Pork chops
and French onion soup.Copy !req
153. Oh, boy!Copy !req
154. Well, as king,
I shall eat this breakfastCopy !req
155. on a tray in front
of Wheel of Fortune.Copy !req
156. I'll get the TV tray,
Your Majesty.Copy !req
157. How does nobody see what's going
on with this Chris thing?Copy !req
158. What are you talking about?Copy !req
159. Well, it's obvious.Copy !req
160. The only reason they
elected him kingCopy !req
161. is because they're gonna
prank him at homecoming.Copy !req
162. Shut up, Hat.
That's my brother.Copy !req
163. They're not gonna mess with him.
He's the man.Copy !req
164. He's got real Griffin beef
in those trousers.Copy !req
165. Meg, how can you be so sure?Copy !req
166. Because this kind of stuff
happens all the timeCopy !req
167. to unpopular kids.Copy !req
168. They're just trying
to embarrass himCopy !req
169. and make him look stupid.Copy !req
170. You don't really think
they're going to pullCopy !req
171. a prank on Chris,
do you?Copy !req
172. I don't know,
but if they are,Copy !req
173. we got to get down to that
school and talk 'em out of it.Copy !req
174. Good idea.Copy !req
175. And luckily,
I'm great at connectingCopy !req
176. with that generation.Copy !req
177. Like when I went on that
campout with One Direction.Copy !req
178. So they checked
into their hotel suite,Copy !req
179. but the minibar
had no sparkling water.Copy !req
180. Only still.Copy !req
181. Ah, stop. It's too scary.Copy !req
182. Oh, but that's not all.Copy !req
183. They looked
in the wardrobeCopy !req
184. and discovered
that the stylistCopy !req
185. had only brought
non-skinny jeans!Copy !req
186. Do mean like a
Levi's 513 skinny straight?Copy !req
187. No. Just regular
pants that fit normal!Copy !req
188. That's not real, right?
Those aren't real?Copy !req
189. Of course not, Louis.
It's-it's just a story.Copy !req
190. Well, I guess that means
these aren't real!Copy !req
191. Yeah, they're gonna die
in the woods.Copy !req
192. Simon, are they tagged?Copy !req
193. They're tagged, right?Copy !req
194. Oh, they're tagged.
Good.Copy !req
195. Simon, did I ever
tell you the oneCopy !req
196. about the
loose-fitting T-shirt?Copy !req
197. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no...Copy !req
198. All right,
if we want ClevelandCopy !req
199. to stop spending
all his time with Jerome,Copy !req
200. we got to remind him
how much fun we are.Copy !req
201. So let's just have fun.Copy !req
202. How do we do that?Copy !req
203. I don't know.Copy !req
204. Little bit of this.Copy !req
205. Okay.
That seems like fun.Copy !req
206. What about one of these?Copy !req
207. Yeah, sure.
There's no wrong moves.Copy !req
208. What if I brush
my shoulders off?Copy !req
209. Original ideas
are preferred, but sure.Copy !req
210. Three fun guys,
room for four.Copy !req
211. I don't know if
it's working, Peter.Copy !req
212. I don't know
if it's fun.Copy !req
213. It's more than fun,
it's "foon."Copy !req
214. That's a fun way
to say "fun."Copy !req
215. Hey, how foon would it be
if we waved sticks around?Copy !req
216. I-I really don't know
what we're doing.Copy !req
217. It's foon,
from the word before.Copy !req
218. I don't see what's...Copy !req
219. All right, first,
let's take your blood pressure,Copy !req
220. 'cause that's-that's
like our favorite thingCopy !req
221. to do around here.Copy !req
222. Okay, we all know how much
Cleveland loves Tecmo Bowl,Copy !req
223. so let's start playing.Copy !req
224. I'm the Raiders.
I'm Bo Jackson.Copy !req
225. And hopefully,
he'll show up.Copy !req
226. That's no fair.
Bo Jackson's too fast.Copy !req
227. Guys, do we want
Cleveland back or don't...Copy !req
228. Uhp, here we go.Copy !req
229. Bye-bye.Copy !req
230. See, Peter? He's too fast.Copy !req
231. You got to tackle me.
It's "B."Copy !req
232. You got to press "B."Copy !req
233. I'm pressing "B." He's too fast.Copy !req
234. Going over here.Copy !req
235. Going over here now.Copy !req
236. Never get tired.Copy !req
237. Change your guy, Quagmire.Copy !req
238. Change your guy.Copy !req
239. I'm trying.
Peter's cheating.Copy !req
240. You're cheating, Peter.Copy !req
241. I'm not cheating.
I'm following the rules.Copy !req
242. I'm just really good.Copy !req
243. You're not really good.
You just got Bo Jackson.Copy !req
244. Bo Jackson also played
professional baseball.Copy !req
245. Shut up, Joe.
Everybody knows that.Copy !req
246. Kansas City.Copy !req
247. Royals.Copy !req
248. Can't stop.
Won't stop.Copy !req
249. Bo... might...
go... all... the...Copy !req
250. Nope, going back
the other way.Copy !req
251. What? Are you going backwards?
Just score.Copy !req
252. Nah, I'm gonna run
out the quarter.Copy !req
253. I'm not playing now.
My controller's down.Copy !req
254. Seems like your controller's
been down the whole time.Copy !req
255. Who's Veris?
You gotta switch off Veris.Copy !req
256. Get it to Ronnie Lott.Copy !req
257. Pretty much anyone
but Veris.Copy !req
258. Oh, no, I'm all the
way back here now.Copy !req
259. I'm in my own end zone.
What am I doing?Copy !req
260. Too bad I'm not
Bo Jackson.Copy !req
261. Oh, wait. I am!Copy !req
262. Ridiculous.Copy !req
263. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
264. There you go,
Quagmire.Copy !req
265. You're about
to tackle me.Copy !req
266. But then...Copy !req
267. Damn it!Copy !req
268. Less than a minute.Copy !req
269. Shut up, Joe!Copy !req
270. He's gonna do it.Copy !req
271. He might do this.Copy !req
272. I don't know, a
lot of footballCopy !req
273. still to be
played here.Copy !req
274. I'm hitting reset.Copy !req
275. Don't you dare
hit reset.Copy !req
276. You hit reset, you're
banned for life.Copy !req
277. I hate this.Copy !req
278. Joe, do you want to play?Copy !req
279. Nah, I like being
this guy.Copy !req
280. A zig. A zag.
A touchdown!Copy !req
281. Yeah!Copy !req
282. All right, if we want
to get Cleveland back,Copy !req
283. we should just put out
his favorite snack:Copy !req
284. an open can of tuna.Copy !req
285. Often he'll come running
when he hears a can opening.Copy !req
286. Peter, stop.Copy !req
287. Yeah, I think it's
time we addressedCopy !req
288. the elephant
in the room.Copy !req
289. There's a simple reasonCopy !req
290. Cleveland is hanging out
with Jerome and not us.Copy !req
291. Jerome is black
and we're not.Copy !req
292. Yeah, I mean,
you can't blame him.Copy !req
293. It's just a thing
they have in common.Copy !req
294. Something they can bond over.Copy !req
295. Well, I guess
that makes sense.Copy !req
296. I suppose people do want
to be with their own kind.Copy !req
297. Like the audience at a
Decemberists concert.Copy !req
298. Good evening,
white guys who weigh lessCopy !req
299. than their girlfriends.Copy !req
300. God, a lot
of gym teacherCopy !req
301. suicide memorials
in this place.Copy !req
302. All right, let's find
the coolest kids here,Copy !req
303. and see if they know anything
about a prank on Chris.Copy !req
304. Those chicks in the
skirts look pretty cool.Copy !req
305. Hey there.
Brian Rockwell.Copy !req
306. This is my friend,
Stewie Goldberg.Copy !req
307. What?Copy !req
308. I don't know my way
around the school,Copy !req
309. so I figured I'd get the deetsCopy !req
310. from a couple of seniors.Copy !req
311. Download me.Copy !req
312. Brian— it's not
Goldberg, by the way—Copy !req
313. we should ask
about the prank.Copy !req
314. I'm earning their trust.Copy !req
315. Hey, uh, I'm new here,Copy !req
316. but you know what'd be crazy?Copy !req
317. If me, a guy,Copy !req
318. went in the girls' room
with you two.Copy !req
319. I mean, that would be,
that would be so wild.Copy !req
320. We should, we should
totally just go in there.Copy !req
321. Brian, stop.Copy !req
322. That'd be hilarious.Copy !req
323. I'm in.Copy !req
324. Stewie, go wait
in the car.Copy !req
325. No, we are here to get
information about Chris.Copy !req
326. I said, go wait
in the car.Copy !req
327. They had security guards
in the bathroom.Copy !req
328. We-we live in such
a culture of fear now.Copy !req
329. Hey, guys, what are
you doing here?Copy !req
330. And why are you
dressed like that?Copy !req
331. Well, we realized you like
hanging out with JeromeCopy !req
332. because he's black,Copy !req
333. so we wanted you to know
we can be black guys, too.Copy !req
334. Yeah, in fact, we can even
be famous movie black guys.Copy !req
335. I'm Bagger Vance.Copy !req
336. I also am
Bagger Vance.Copy !req
337. I'm Kazaam from Kazaam.Copy !req
338. You really think
I'm only hanging outCopy !req
339. with Jerome 'cause he's black?Copy !req
340. I hang out with Jerome because,
unlike some people,Copy !req
341. he actually takes
an interest in my life.Copy !req
342. And he would never
stick me with the billCopy !req
343. by walking out
on me at the Clam.Copy !req
344. Well, we could have come over
and graciously apologized,Copy !req
345. but we took a chance.Copy !req
346. That's what I like about us.Copy !req
347. Sucks we didn't find
out what kind of prankCopy !req
348. they're gonna
pull on Chris.Copy !req
349. I know that book
is The Hunger GamesCopy !req
350. with the cover taken off.Copy !req
351. Oh, look, something on TV.Copy !req
352. And finally, tonight, a moving
story from James Woods High,Copy !req
353. where the student body has made
their homecoming a special eventCopy !req
354. for a very special boy.Copy !req
355. And this year's James Woods HighCopy !req
356. homecoming king is
Chris Griffin.Copy !req
357. Yay!Copy !req
358. Yay!Copy !req
359. That's right. Chris Griffin,Copy !req
360. a tubby spaz
with a heart full of dreams,Copy !req
361. gets to feel normal for a night,Copy !req
362. thanks to the kindness
of his peers.Copy !req
363. Oh.Copy !req
364. I just see him
walking aroundCopy !req
365. with his hands down
his pants all day,Copy !req
366. and he's just so
fat and weird,Copy !req
367. so we feel bad.Copy !req
368. Yeah, last year we did the burnt
up kid, so this was a slam dunk.Copy !req
369. Oh, my God, they just
elected him out of pity,Copy !req
370. because they think he's
mentally challenged.Copy !req
371. Kind of like we did
with George W. Bush.Copy !req
372. Huh? Right?Copy !req
373. I-I guess.
I guess, Brian.Copy !req
374. I-I don't—
I don't know.Copy !req
375. Let's-let's just watch
some commercials.Copy !req
376. Well, that explains it.Copy !req
377. The only reason Chris
is homecoming kingCopy !req
378. is that all the other
kids feel sorry for him.Copy !req
379. Do you think he knows?Copy !req
380. I can't imagine.Copy !req
381. And we can't tell him.Copy !req
382. It would destroy him.Copy !req
383. Look away!Copy !req
384. No one may meet
the king's gaze.Copy !req
385. So, uh, hey,Copy !req
386. congratulations
again on that, uh,Copy !req
387. homecoming thing.Copy !req
388. Why congratulate
me on a rightCopy !req
389. and natural
turn of events?Copy !req
390. Now, if you'll
excuse me,Copy !req
391. I shall select
three thingsCopy !req
392. from Stewie's room
that I wish to be mine.Copy !req
393. There's a book in there
on how to eat healthy.Copy !req
394. Why don't you take that,
you fat bitch?Copy !req
395. Well, he obviously doesn't
know it's just a pity vote.Copy !req
396. In fact, this whole
homecoming king thingCopy !req
397. seems to have just gone
straight to his head.Copy !req
398. I know, he's acting like
an arrogant jerk.Copy !req
399. Quiet, Rupert!Copy !req
400. It is an honor to serve
the king in this manner.Copy !req
401. Brian, this can't go on.Copy !req
402. Chris is out of control.Copy !req
403. He's even more arrogant
than an actor/writer/director.Copy !req
404. Well, my script is brilliant,
and I'm a great director.Copy !req
405. The question is,
how bad do I want this part?Copy !req
406. Okay, I'll do it.Copy !req
407. Well, now we know.Copy !req
408. Neither of us
likes crepes.Copy !req
409. See, that's another thing
we got in common.Copy !req
410. In fact, you want
to hear something crazy?Copy !req
411. Peter and the fellas think that
you and I only hang out togetherCopy !req
412. because we're both black.Copy !req
413. Uh-huh.Copy !req
414. But I told them
that's insulting.Copy !req
415. Why is that insulting?Copy !req
416. People like to be
with their own.Copy !req
417. I mean, you don't think I
hang out with you becauseCopy !req
418. of your endless stories about
working your remote controlCopy !req
419. or your fat son or how you once
made a dog shake its head "no"?Copy !req
420. I manipulated the
cheeseburger what like this.Copy !req
421. You boring, man.Copy !req
422. But you're black,
so we cool.Copy !req
423. That's racist.
I'm offended.Copy !req
424. Whatever.Copy !req
425. I'll see you around,
Cleveland.Copy !req
426. Man, I guess this whole
friendship was a bad idea.Copy !req
427. Just like Goodyear's
advertising strategy.Copy !req
428. All right, we have $14 million
to play with.Copy !req
429. I say we spend it all on blimps,Copy !req
430. 'cause who do we want to reach?Copy !req
431. Drivers.Copy !req
432. And where are people looking
when they're driving a car?Copy !req
433. Straight up.Copy !req
434. Squire, my chamber pot
needs emptying.Copy !req
435. What's he talking about?Copy !req
436. He's been pooping
in the waffle iron.Copy !req
437. Just plug it in
and close it.Copy !req
438. It'll burn off.Copy !req
439. Look, Chris.Copy !req
440. You know, being
homecoming kingCopy !req
441. doesn't mean you can
just start acting crazy.Copy !req
442. I can do whatever I want.Copy !req
443. I've been acknowledged
by my peers as their superior.Copy !req
444. You're just jealous 'cause
you've never done anythingCopy !req
445. that deserves
being elected king.Copy !req
446. Okay, you want
to know the truth?Copy !req
447. They only picked you
because they felt sorry for you.Copy !req
448. Sorry?Copy !req
449. Why would they
feel sorry for me?Copy !req
450. Well, because they all think
you're a, um, you know,Copy !req
451. "groundskeeper at a public
institution" kind of guy.Copy !req
452. A what?Copy !req
453. A dope.
An idiot. A water head.Copy !req
454. You guys don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
455. Tonight, when they put
that crown on my head,Copy !req
456. it's gonna be the
greatest night of my life.Copy !req
457. Even better than when
I had my first kiss.Copy !req
458. I say, we were a
little hard on Chris,Copy !req
459. but I'm glad we came.Copy !req
460. He's still my brother.Copy !req
461. Hey, look, there's
the security guardCopy !req
462. that threw me out
of the bathroom earlier.Copy !req
463. And he's here
with his wife.Copy !req
464. This is like
a date for them.Copy !req
465. Good evening,
fingerers and fingerees.Copy !req
466. Sorry,
I had a little rum in the car.Copy !req
467. Anyway, please welcome your
homecoming king, Chris Griffin.Copy !req
468. Good evening, subjects.Copy !req
469. The boys' showers shall run red
with the blood of my enemies.Copy !req
470. We believe in you!Copy !req
471. Good for you, Chris!Copy !req
472. No one clap too loud.Copy !req
473. We don't want
to frighten him.Copy !req
474. Wait a minute.Copy !req
475. And now your queen,Copy !req
476. prom night car crash victimCopy !req
477. Kathleen Fitzpatrick.Copy !req
478. Aw.Copy !req
479. We miss you, Kathleen!Copy !req
480. You're heaven's queen now!Copy !req
481. Wow, she was hot.Copy !req
482. The queen is a dead girl?Copy !req
483. What does that make me?Copy !req
484. Brian and Stewie were right.Copy !req
485. This was a pity vote.Copy !req
486. We love you, Chris!Copy !req
487. You love me?Copy !req
488. You don't even know
anything about me.Copy !req
489. You just voted for me
to make yourselves feel better.Copy !req
490. She was on PCP that night,
you idiots!Copy !req
491. Chris, I-I'm so sorry.Copy !req
492. That's okay.Copy !req
493. You guys tried
to warn me.Copy !req
494. I'm sorry I was
such a jerk.Copy !req
495. Ah, don't worry about it.Copy !req
496. Are you okay?Copy !req
497. You know what?
I am.Copy !req
498. I may not be king,Copy !req
499. but I learned
I don't need anyone's pity.Copy !req
500. That's the spirit, Chris.Copy !req
501. And, hey, you're not
the homecoming king,Copy !req
502. but you'll always
be my brother.Copy !req
503. Thanks, Stewie.Copy !req
504. It means a lot
to me to knowCopy !req
505. I've always got my family
looking out for me.Copy !req
506. Oh, hey, Chris.Copy !req
507. This is Tyler.Copy !req
508. Don't make this weird now.Copy !req
509. Oh, what a gentleman.Copy !req
510. Well, Cleveland, it's good
to have you back, buddy.Copy !req
511. It's good to be back.Copy !req
512. Hanging with Jerome was fun,Copy !req
513. but my best friends are
right here in this room.Copy !req
514. Hey, to celebrate,
how about we play a littleCopy !req
515. old-school Double Dribble?Copy !req
516. Okay, but no stupid-ass
shots from the corner,Copy !req
517. because that's a glitch
in the software and...Copy !req
518. Game on!Copy !req
519. All right, bring it up the
court, and corner three!Copy !req
520. No, no. That's what
I'm talking about!Copy !req
521. Steal.Copy !req
522. Uhp, corner three.Copy !req
523. All right, here we go.Copy !req
524. I got something cooking.Copy !req
525. Uhp, you dropped
something.Copy !req
526. Think I'll head over
in this direction.Copy !req
527. Corner three!Copy !req
528. It's a rout.
It's a blowout.Copy !req
529. It's some bullcrap.Copy !req
530. Couple nice passes
there... hey!Copy !req
531. See? Competitive ball game.Copy !req
532. What should I do?Copy !req
533. Pass and then go up?Copy !req
534. And corner three!Copy !req
535. All right,
enough of this mess.Copy !req
536. Shoot it!
Shoot it from there.Copy !req
537. The refs are lettin' 'em play.Copy !req
538. I do appreciate that.Copy !req
539. Yeah, that's what
I'm talkin' about.Copy !req
540. Now I'm playing
for reals.Copy !req
541. Yeah, you're
doing pretty good.Copy !req
542. What play
should I call now?Copy !req
543. Maybe... corner three!Copy !req
544. He's hot. He is hot.Copy !req
545. Keep feeding that guy.Copy !req
546. Hi, nice to meet you.
Can I have that?Copy !req
547. Hang out over here
for a second.Copy !req
548. Corner three!Copy !req
549. You got to get
out there, Cleveland.Copy !req
550. I'm trying.Copy !req
551. He's taking advantage
of poor technology.Copy !req
552. Oh, lot of dribbling. Swipe.Copy !req
553. Here we... aw,
I hit the wrong button.Copy !req
554. I think you all know I was
going for a corner three.Copy !req