1. We now return
to The Price is Right,Copy !req
2. now with male models.Copy !req
3. Let's look at this beautiful
new car, presented by Ken.Copy !req
4. I don't want it.Copy !req
5. Peter, what the hell
happened to my underwear?Copy !req
6. They're all stretched out.Copy !req
7. Oh, sorry about that.Copy !req
8. Me and the guys
were using themCopy !req
9. to shoot crab apples
at Old Man McCratchen's truck.Copy !req
10. We don't want
raisins on Halloween,Copy !req
11. we want candy!Copy !req
12. Hey, Quagmire, aren't you
gonna get in on this?Copy !req
13. I, uh, kind of got my own
game going on over here.Copy !req
14. All right, I'm off to
get more underwear.Copy !req
15. We'll meet back
here at 2:00.Copy !req
16. Chris, do you
remember your job?Copy !req
17. To try and get my shoes
sucked into the escalatorCopy !req
18. so we can sue the mall.Copy !req
19. That's right, sweetie.Copy !req
20. I heard they're paying
50 grand a toe now.Copy !req
21. Ah, the train.Copy !req
22. Now that was
the way to travel.Copy !req
23. You remember that, Chris?Copy !req
24. Not at all.Copy !req
25. When did we go
and get ourselvesCopy !req
26. in such a big damn hurry?Copy !req
27. Hi, uh, I'll take two tickets
for the Ladybug Express, please.Copy !req
28. Sorry, the train is
just for children.Copy !req
29. Well, what about
that guy in the front?Copy !req
30. He's a grown-up.Copy !req
31. He's the conductor.Copy !req
32. I don't see no orchestra.Copy !req
33. That's a different
kind of conductor.Copy !req
34. Okay, well,
if he's the conductor,Copy !req
35. why don't he have
electrical tapeCopy !req
36. wrapped around
him for safety?Copy !req
37. Also, a different
kind of conductor.Copy !req
38. All right, thanks for
joking around with me.Copy !req
39. We're gonna go check out
the rest of the mall.Copy !req
40. So, I'm thinking
about gettingCopy !req
41. my ears pierced,
you know, big black gauges.Copy !req
42. Then, I can just work
at a bike shop forever.Copy !req
43. Take the pressure off.Copy !req
44. That's a terrible idea.Copy !req
45. 'Cause my lobes
are so nice,Copy !req
46. I know, that's what
everybody says.Copy !req
47. Wow, check it out.Copy !req
48. Biracial slam piece,
dead ahead.Copy !req
49. What's going on
with you, man?Copy !req
50. That's a human being.Copy !req
51. Sorry, sorry,Copy !req
52. my buddy sent me a
bunch of Romanian porn,Copy !req
53. and now every girl
I look at I imagineCopy !req
54. throwing onto a table.Copy !req
55. Yeah, that wasn't really
the backpedal I expected.Copy !req
56. Excuse me, uh, Shelby?Copy !req
57. Hi, I'm Brian.Copy !req
58. Hey, I bet lots
of millionairesCopy !req
59. come in here and hit on
you all the time, huh?Copy !req
60. Do we?Copy !req
61. Do we-do we do that a lot?Copy !req
62. Yeah, I guess it
happens sometimes.Copy !req
63. Did you want to
look at something?Copy !req
64. Already am.Copy !req
65. Hey, can I try that on?Copy !req
66. Good taste.Copy !req
67. That's our nicest
men's ring.Copy !req
68. Uh, better see if it'll
come off when I ski Aspen.Copy !req
69. Yeah, yeah,
that works, that works.Copy !req
70. I know I'm a nerd,
but I have, like,Copy !req
71. a thing for rich guys.Copy !req
72. I'll take the ring,Copy !req
73. and I'll take your number.Copy !req
74. Here you go.Copy !req
75. Call me.Copy !req
76. What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
77. That ring is $10,000.Copy !req
78. Relax, Stewie.Copy !req
79. All I have to do
is bring the ring backCopy !req
80. when she's not working.Copy !req
81. I'll get a refund
and she'll never know.Copy !req
82. It's a perfect scam,
like Teddy RooseveltCopy !req
83. getting to be
on Mount Rushmore.Copy !req
84. I won the
Revolutionary War.Copy !req
85. I won the Civil War.Copy !req
86. I gained possession of Guam!Copy !req
87. There you are.Copy !req
88. We were supposed
to meet an hour ago.Copy !req
89. Yeah, I'm almost done.Copy !req
90. I'm playing a really cool
new video game.Copy !req
91. Michael Douglas's Munch Out.Copy !req
92. Nah...Copy !req
93. Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom.Copy !req
94. Come on, Peter.Copy !req
95. It's time to go home.Copy !req
96. Not now, Lois.Copy !req
97. I'm making ladies feel good.Copy !req
98. Peter, I've been
on my feet all day.Copy !req
99. Let's go.Copy !req
100. I'd stop, but
Catherine Zeta Jones' big handsCopy !req
101. are on the back of my head.Copy !req
102. You know what?
Forget this.Copy !req
103. We're leaving.Copy !req
104. You find your
own way home.Copy !req
105. What?
Throat cancer?Copy !req
106. But all I did was drink Scotch,
smoke cigars, and this.Copy !req
107. All right, we can go, Lois.Copy !req
108. Lois?Copy !req
109. Mort?Copy !req
110. Oh, hey, how do you
like my blowout?Copy !req
111. I'm pulling down so
much chotch, it's insane.Copy !req
112. I don't... I-I'm... Yuck.Copy !req
113. Lois?Copy !req
114. Oh, no!Copy !req
115. I'm alone and lost in the mall!Copy !req
116. I haven't been this scared
since the silence of the lamb.Copy !req
117. Hey, um...Copy !req
118. let's move in together.Copy !req
119. Say something!Copy !req
120. and I turned around,
and I don't knowCopy !req
121. what happened to my wife,
and now I'm all aloneCopy !req
122. and I'm just so scared.Copy !req
123. Okay.Copy !req
124. Do you want to go
look for your wife,Copy !req
125. or you want me to
finish the makeover?Copy !req
126. I guess we might
as well finish up here.Copy !req
127. When I find her,
I want her to go, "Wow."Copy !req
128. Lois?Copy !req
129. Lois!Copy !req
130. Lois!Copy !req
131. Lois!Copy !req
132. Is your wife named Lois, too?Copy !req
133. No, but I figured if
she's banging a guy like you,Copy !req
134. I got a shot.Copy !req
135. Lois!Copy !req
136. Hey, what're you— Lois!Copy !req
137. Lois!Copy !req
138. Lois!Copy !req
139. W-wait, hang on
a second, Shelby,Copy !req
140. I can't hear
you over my brokers.Copy !req
141. Buy! Sell!Copy !req
142. Buy! Buy!Copy !req
143. Wow, buying and selling?Copy !req
144. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
145. Well, I'll see you Saturday.Copy !req
146. I better go;
my helicopter's here.Copy !req
147. Fa-doo, fa-doo,
fa-doo, fa-doo, fa-doo.Copy !req
148. Are you still—Copy !req
149. by the way, you have no ideaCopy !req
150. what a helicopter sounds like—Copy !req
151. are you still keeping
up this charade?Copy !req
152. Yeah, but it's perfect.Copy !req
153. Shelby's already off work,Copy !req
154. so I'll just grab the ringCopy !req
155. and we can bring it back
before they close.Copy !req
156. Huh, I know I left
the ring right here.Copy !req
157. If you're referring to the ringCopy !req
158. that I thought was a lug nut,
I ate it.Copy !req
159. What?Copy !req
160. Why would you eat a lug nut?Copy !req
161. I was dared.
By who?Copy !req
162. By myself.Copy !req
163. I have low self-esteem.Copy !req
164. We should check in
on this guy more.Copy !req
165. Oh, my God,
this can't be happening!Copy !req
166. Chris, that was a diamond ring!Copy !req
167. Do you know how expensive
that was?Copy !req
168. I'm sorry, Brian!Copy !req
169. But don't worry, it'll come out
of my body sooner or later.Copy !req
170. He's right.Copy !req
171. I ate a dime once.Copy !req
172. It became a manhole cover
for, like, three days,Copy !req
173. but then, pow!Copy !req
174. Okay, yeah, yeah,
we just-we just got to forceCopy !req
175. Chris to poop, that's all.Copy !req
176. Yay! Like at a sleep-over!Copy !req
177. I love you.Copy !req
178. You're loved.Copy !req
179. the Quahog MallCopy !req
180. will be closing
in five minutes.Copy !req
181. Well, I've looked everywhere.Copy !req
182. Maybe she left.Copy !req
183. Paul Blart, if you're out there,
I could sure use a miracle.Copy !req
184. Choo-choo!Copy !req
185. All aboard the Ladybug Express!Copy !req
186. But be careful, Peter.Copy !req
187. If this train slows to less
than 50 miles an hour,Copy !req
188. then Sandra Bullock
has to marry a neo-NaziCopy !req
189. and act like
she didn't know about it,Copy !req
190. and then overcompensate
by adopting a black kid.Copy !req
191. Aah! Help!Copy !req
192. Holy crap!Copy !req
193. Wait! Don't close the mall!Copy !req
194. Like an actual Amtrak train,Copy !req
195. this is dangerously
out of control!Copy !req
196. That's legally defensible,
by the way.Copy !req
197. On your screen is a list
of actual rail disasters.Copy !req
198. Good morning, I'm Tom Tucker.Copy !req
199. Coming up, the secret
to remaining upbeatCopy !req
200. after getting
an elderly waitress.Copy !req
201. But we begin with breaking news
from the Quahog Mall,Copy !req
202. where a local fat man was stuck
overnight on a child's train.Copy !req
203. We now go live
to the newest memberCopy !req
204. of the Channel Five news team,
Dallas Portland.Copy !req
205. Thanks, Tom.Copy !req
206. Yes, quite an ordealCopy !req
207. for Quahog's Peter Griffin.Copy !req
208. So, Mr. Griffin, you were going
around in circles for 12 hours.Copy !req
209. Are you suffering
any ill effectsCopy !req
210. from the centrifugal force?Copy !req
211. The wind on my skin
is like "knifes."Copy !req
212. Oh, my God, Bonnie,Copy !req
213. are you watching
the news right now?Copy !req
214. Yes, I'm so sorry
about Peter.Copy !req
215. Oh, I'm sure he'll be fine.Copy !req
216. But did you see that
sweet, new piece of ass,Copy !req
217. Dallas Portland?Copy !req
218. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
219. Why don't you ask my
index and middle finger?Copy !req
220. I thought this
was a recovery day.Copy !req
221. No days off, bro.Copy !req
222. Peter, move,
we need the TV.Copy !req
223. Is this...
is this a coven?Copy !req
224. No, we're watching the news.Copy !req
225. Now get out of the way.Copy !req
226. We had a bottle of wine
and a joint at Bonnie's house,Copy !req
227. and we want to watch
Dallas PortlandCopy !req
228. before the buzz wears off.Copy !req
229. You chicken-heads
are out of control.Copy !req
230. Yoga for men?Copy !req
231. Yes, says the
inventor of Bro-ga.Copy !req
232. I'm here in his studio
above the Petco to seeCopy !req
233. if I want to "nama-stay"
for the whole class.Copy !req
234. I guess he's handsome and funny.Copy !req
235. Oh, feel like I'm cheating
on Tom Bergeron.Copy !req
236. That's who you're
all excited about?Copy !req
237. That chiseled Adonis
with eyes the colorCopy !req
238. of summer's first
blueberry?Copy !req
239. I don't know
about none of that,Copy !req
240. but look at that bulge
in his shorts.Copy !req
241. I've never seen a bulgeCopy !req
242. in the front of
a man's pants before.Copy !req
243. You see that, Peter?Copy !req
244. That's the right amount
of leg hair.Copy !req
245. My leg hair's fine.Copy !req
246. I have what they call,
"The Irish Wisp."Copy !req
247. Why are we at a
health food store?Copy !req
248. Well, we got to get
that ring out of you,Copy !req
249. and this is a place
where people buyCopy !req
250. disgusting cereals
to help them poop.Copy !req
251. Well, which one
should we buy?Copy !req
252. I don't know, let's ask.Copy !req
253. Are there any gray-haired
lesbian art teachersCopy !req
254. who can help us select
a fiber cereal?Copy !req
255. This won't take long,Copy !req
256. we know your large dogs
are tied up outside.Copy !req
257. There's too many of them!Copy !req
258. We've got to start a chantCopy !req
259. so they'll file out
into the street!Copy !req
260. All sex is rape!
All sex is rape!Copy !req
261. All sex is rape!
All sex is rape!Copy !req
262. When I first joined this cause,Copy !req
263. I was just trying
to get this guy to poop,Copy !req
264. but now we're this close
to getting sex outlawedCopy !req
265. in the United States.Copy !req
266. So, Peter, where are
your boyfriends tonight?Copy !req
267. I don't know.
Where are yours?Copy !req
268. What the
did you just say?Copy !req
269. I'm-I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sor... I-I'm just...Copy !req
270. I'm not myself tonight.Copy !req
271. Lois and all
of her friendsCopy !req
272. are drooling over
that new news guy.Copy !req
273. That Dallas Portland's a jerk.Copy !req
274. Don't even say that name.Copy !req
275. Tom Tucker?Copy !req
276. What are you doing here?Copy !req
277. Getting out of that wind stormCopy !req
278. that screwed up my hair
and loosened my tie,Copy !req
279. but also trying to forgetCopy !req
280. how mad I am at Dallas Portland.Copy !req
281. You and me both, pal.Copy !req
282. That Dallas guy sucks.Copy !req
283. Why, what's your
problem with him?Copy !req
284. Eh, my wife's been creaming
her spinach over him.Copy !req
285. Yeah, tell me about it.Copy !req
286. Since he arrived,
our ratings have skyrocketed.Copy !req
287. They're grooming Dallas,
which means I'm on my way out.Copy !req
288. What?Copy !req
289. We can't let that happen.Copy !req
290. If that guy becomes the anchor,
every night is gonna be...Copy !req
291. Hey!Copy !req
292. Sorry, I still get a little
dizzy from the train,Copy !req
293. but if Dallas Portland's
on TV every night,Copy !req
294. my life's gonna be
a living hell.Copy !req
295. You and me both.Copy !req
296. Without the news, I...
I don't know who I am...Copy !req
297. but what can you do?Copy !req
298. He's the flavor of the month.Copy !req
299. But wait a minute,
maybe if we work together,Copy !req
300. we can solve both our problems.Copy !req
301. What do you mean?Copy !req
302. Well, if he's
the hot, young thingCopy !req
303. and everybody loves him,
all we got to do is make youCopy !req
304. hotter and
younger and thing-er!Copy !req
305. And then they
won't need him.Copy !req
306. Well, how we supposed
to do that?Copy !req
307. Just trust me.Copy !req
308. When I set my mind to something,
anything's possible.Copy !req
309. That's how I got
myself on The Voice.Copy !req
310. I'm doing this for my mother,Copy !req
311. who taught me to sing
when I was only seven.Copy !req
312. She was my biggest inspiration,
and she was...Copy !req
313. taken from me when I was 12...Copy !req
314. in a fatal car accident.Copy !req
315. She was my rock...
my beacon...Copy !req
316. and this one...Copy !req
317. this one's for her.Copy !req
318. All right, Tom, if you
want to be young these days,Copy !req
319. you gotta do a wicked
awesome GoPro skate video.Copy !req
320. Bear Scares,Copy !req
321. Latvia's number-one
bear prank show.Copy !req
322. Now available in region 3 DVD.Copy !req
323. All right, Chris, nothing's
gotten that ring out yet.Copy !req
324. That's why we brought
you to this fast-foodCopy !req
325. roast beef restaurant.Copy !req
326. Uh, yeah, I'll take
the Angus steak melt.Copy !req
327. I'm sorry, are you here
to poop something out?Copy !req
328. Yes.Copy !req
329. Okay, this line is just
for regular diners.Copy !req
330. You need to get
in that line.Copy !req
331. Excuse me, is this the line
for people who needCopy !req
332. to puke something up?Copy !req
333. I think this is
just the poop line.Copy !req
334. Cheers.Copy !req
335. You know what restaurant
we're talking about.Copy !req
336. Ah, almost time
for the news.Copy !req
337. Mind if I join you?Copy !req
338. I thought you
hated the news.Copy !req
339. Developing story:
I like it now.Copy !req
340. Okay.Copy !req
341. Good evening, Quahog,
I'm Dallas Portland.Copy !req
342. And I'm T-Homie...Copy !req
343. with the news
in your mouth!Copy !req
344. What the hell's he doing?Copy !req
345. He's crushing it.Copy !req
346. Okay, Tom, uh,
our top story tonight:Copy !req
347. a burst water pipe
in the pediatric unitCopy !req
348. of Quahog General
results in the tragicCopy !req
349. drowning deaths
of four children and one nurse.Copy !req
350. News bomb!Copy !req
351. I know what you're
thinking, right?Copy !req
352. "He's so random."Copy !req
353. Boy, I never realizedCopy !req
354. how young and hip
Tom Tucker is.Copy !req
355. Dallas Portland should just
pack it up and go home.Copy !req
356. What are you talking about?Copy !req
357. Wait, wait, quiet, quiet.Copy !req
358. Tom's about to tattoo
the word, "Coachella"Copy !req
359. on the bridge of his nose.Copy !req
360. Is that a thing?Copy !req
361. Uh, I don't know, Grandma,
sit back and wa—Copy !req
362. He got his eye!
Oh, God!Copy !req
363. What's wrong
with you, Dallas?Copy !req
364. Never seen a guy so
young and cool before?Copy !req
365. Tumblr!Copy !req
366. I've just received
some breaking news.Copy !req
367. Channel Five News anchor
Tom Tucker has been relievedCopy !req
368. of his duties,
effective immediately.Copy !req
369. Holy crap! They fired him?Copy !req
370. Oh, my God!Copy !req
371. Oh, well, now
back to my life.Copy !req
372. Bear ScaresCopy !req
373. will be back after messageCopy !req
374. from state-run industry.Copy !req
375. Shirt.gov,Copy !req
376. shirt.gov,Copy !req
377. is only place
to get your shirt.Copy !req
378. Peter, you were
the one who toldCopy !req
379. Tom Tucker to try
all that nonsense on TV?Copy !req
380. You realize you cost
that man his job.Copy !req
381. Well, how was
I supposed to know?Copy !req
382. Katie Couric went on TV
and stuck a tube up her buttCopy !req
383. and they threw her a parade.Copy !req
384. That was a colonoscopy!Copy !req
385. This is kind of
your fault, you know.Copy !req
386. I mean, you're the
one who was droolingCopy !req
387. over that Dallas Portland.Copy !req
388. I was just trying to get
that guy off the air.Copy !req
389. Peter, that's ridiculous.Copy !req
390. He's just some pretty boy
who doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
391. It's like when you watch
Mad Men for that chickCopy !req
392. you said was like a fat me.Copy !req
393. I said a young, fat you.Copy !req
394. The point is,
you've ruined that man's life.Copy !req
395. You're right.Copy !req
396. Poor Tom.Copy !req
397. Thanks to me,
he's fallen evenCopy !req
398. further than Charlie Rose.Copy !req
399. Today on CBS This Morning,
we'll be talking aboutCopy !req
400. how much sleep you need
to not be drunkCopy !req
401. from the night before.Copy !req
402. That's not what
we're talking about.Copy !req
403. That's what I'm
talking about.Copy !req
404. I don't know
what else to do.Copy !req
405. We've tried everything.Copy !req
406. Brian, the jeweler
closes at 6:00.Copy !req
407. You don't have much time left
to return that ring.Copy !req
408. You're right.Copy !req
409. Well, we have no choice.Copy !req
410. We'll just have to take
a bumpy ride to the mallCopy !req
411. and hope for a miracle.Copy !req
412. You know, Brian,
this wouldn't have happenedCopy !req
413. if you were just
honest with womenCopy !req
414. and had an ounce
of integrity.Copy !req
415. Don't pull rank on me.Copy !req
416. You ate a ring,
you worthless tub of crap.Copy !req
417. Yeah?Copy !req
418. Well, who's gonna be
fishing throughCopy !req
419. a tub of crap soon,
you unemployed buttmunch?Copy !req
420. Whoa, whoa,
let's calm down, guys.Copy !req
421. Shut up,
you unemployed buttmunch!Copy !req
422. Okay, he found
a burn he likes.Copy !req
423. What the hell do you want?Copy !req
424. I'm here to say...Copy !req
425. I'm sorry about
what happened.Copy !req
426. Let me make it up to you.Copy !req
427. I'm the one who made
you lose your job.Copy !req
428. I'll find you a new one.Copy !req
429. Don't bother.Copy !req
430. I'm washed up.Copy !req
431. Everyone saw what I did,
and besides, I...Copy !req
432. I can't do anything else.Copy !req
433. I was born to be a newsman.Copy !req
434. This just out: me!Copy !req
435. That-that happened?Copy !req
436. Is that for real?Copy !req
437. That's nuts, but still,Copy !req
438. I-I want to help you
get back on your feet.Copy !req
439. Go home, Peter.Copy !req
440. You've already done enough.Copy !req
441. Thanks to you,
it's over for me,Copy !req
442. like Billy Zane.Copy !req
443. Billy, you're through.Copy !req
444. You haven't done
anything in ten years.Copy !req
445. Yes, I have.Copy !req
446. I was in those electronic
cigarette commercials.Copy !req
447. That was Stephen Dorff.Copy !req
448. Aw.Copy !req
449. How we doing on time?
Less than a minute.Copy !req
450. How you feeling, Chris?Copy !req
451. No different, except I have
to poop from all this running.Copy !req
452. What? That's great!Copy !req
453. There's a bathroom
down that hall!Copy !req
454. No time!
They're closing the gate!Copy !req
455. Hey, Shelby.Copy !req
456. Brian?Copy !req
457. It's coming!Copy !req
458. Oh, my God!Copy !req
459. Yes, um, I'd like to make
a return, please...Copy !req
460. and maybe take you to dinner?Copy !req
461. Brian, I don't care
that I was diarrhea'd on.Copy !req
462. I care that you weren't honest.Copy !req
463. I care that
I was diarrhea'd on.Copy !req
464. I care a great deal.Copy !req
465. Sorry I let you down, Tom.Copy !req
466. Oh, my God, look!Copy !req
467. Up on the roof!Copy !req
468. Holy crap!Copy !req
469. Doritos Tacos is only
for a limited time?Copy !req
470. And oh, no!Copy !req
471. Tom Tucker's gonna jump!Copy !req
472. Tom, I got here as
fast as I could.Copy !req
473. So-so, what's-what's
going on?Copy !req
474. It's over for me, Peter.Copy !req
475. If I can't anchor
the local news,Copy !req
476. I have no reason to live.Copy !req
477. Look, Tom, Tom, before
you do anything crazy,Copy !req
478. you should know one thing:Copy !req
479. I have that exact
same bathrobe.Copy !req
480. Hey, Tom, the camera's
gonna be on you in a second.Copy !req
481. Before you jump,
could you just hand meCopy !req
482. this microphone, like you're
passing me the torch?Copy !req
483. What the hell
are you doing here?Copy !req
484. What am I doing?Copy !req
485. Getting an interview
with a crazed jumperCopy !req
486. on the brink of suicide.Copy !req
487. This is huge.Copy !req
488. Wait a second.Copy !req
489. You heard wrong, Dallas.Copy !req
490. There's a jumper here,
but it ain't Tom.Copy !req
491. It's me.
What?Copy !req
492. That's right.Copy !req
493. Tom was just trying
to talk me down,Copy !req
494. and if there's
a news story here,Copy !req
495. the only one I'm giving
it to is Tom Tucker.Copy !req
496. Here.Copy !req
497. Roll it.Copy !req
498. Good evening, Quahog.Copy !req
499. This is Tom Tucker
atop a roof,Copy !req
500. where a local crazy person
is preparing to end it all.Copy !req
501. Bonnie!Copy !req
502. Tom Tucker's back on the news!Copy !req
503. Oh, here you are.Copy !req
504. Tom Tucker's back...Copy !req
505. I know.Copy !req
506. Honey, I'm back on TV.Copy !req
507. No, Billy,
that's Tom Tucker.Copy !req
508. Aw.Copy !req
509. What's going on?Copy !req
510. Don't worry about it,
just get those pants off.Copy !req
511. Oh, your hair is amazing.Copy !req
512. Tell us, crazy person,
why are you doing all this?Copy !req
513. I'll tell you why.Copy !req
514. I'm doing this because
I ruined a guy's life...Copy !req
515. and I feel awful about it.Copy !req
516. It's the only thing I can think
of to make things right.Copy !req
517. Well, whoever this guy is,
I'm sure he appreciatesCopy !req
518. what you're trying
to do for him.Copy !req
519. I think I speak for all
our viewers when I say,Copy !req
520. don't do this.Copy !req
521. Please.Copy !req
522. Come down off
this ledge with me.Copy !req
523. You got it.Copy !req
524. If that's what the most trusted
newsman in Quahog wants.Copy !req
525. Aah! Pigeon!Copy !req
526. It's fine.Copy !req
527. He landed on people.Copy !req
528. Well, I'm glad your
crazy stunt worked outCopy !req
529. and Tom Tucker is back
at Channel Five.Copy !req
530. Yeah, apparently,Copy !req
531. when he interviewed me
up on that roof,Copy !req
532. the ratings were so huge,
they made him anchor again.Copy !req
533. That's great
to hear, because...Copy !req
534. Lois! Lois!Copy !req
535. I-Is somebody
calling my name?Copy !req
536. Lois!Copy !req
537. I don't think so, no.Copy !req
538. Lois, I'm rich!Copy !req
539. Now I think I do
hear something.Copy !req
540. I should probably
go see what he wants.Copy !req
541. I know I'm a nerd, but I have,
like, a thing for rich guys.Copy !req
542. Oh, boy, she's getting
in his helicopter.Copy !req
543. Fa-doo, fa-doo,
fa-doo, fa-doo,Copy !req
544. fa-doo, fa-doo,
fa-doo, fa-doo, fa-doo...Copy !req
545. Well, I'm big enough
to admit when I'm wrong.Copy !req