1. Peter, we got to talk.Copy !req
2. Ugh.Copy !req
3. I'm concerned about
Stewie's preschool.Copy !req
4. Look what they're serving
at snack time.Copy !req
5. Is-is that...?Copy !req
6. It's dog milk.Copy !req
7. They're serving dog
milk to our children.Copy !req
8. Aw, sweet, dilk.Copy !req
9. I don't want Stewie
in that school anymore.Copy !req
10. It seems like it's
really gone downhill.Copy !req
11. She's not wrong to worry.Copy !req
12. There's a sign
in the bathroom that says,Copy !req
13. "If it's brown, let it mellow."Copy !req
14. Sometimes it crests
the toilet lid.Copy !req
15. Peter, I think we should
send Stewie to Corridors.Copy !req
16. I know it's
a little pricey,Copy !req
17. but it's the best
preschool in the area.Copy !req
18. Really? Is that the one
where they make 'em dressCopy !req
19. in the little shorts and hats
like the guy in AC/DC?Copy !req
20. Yeah, why does he
wear that outfit?Copy !req
21. 'Cause he rocks.Copy !req
22. When I picked this,Copy !req
23. I didn't know I'd have
to wear it when I'm 60!Copy !req
24. I'm very cold!Copy !req
25. You know what seems
like a lie to me?Copy !req
26. A Forever stamp that says
"Love" on it.Copy !req
27. Oh, you want to
go ahead of me?Copy !req
28. Hey, how are you?Copy !req
29. You know what seems
like a lie to me?Copy !req
30. I can help the fourth
person in line.Copy !req
31. One, two, three... yes!Copy !req
32. Cleveland,
you work here?Copy !req
33. Yup, finally landed
myself a job.Copy !req
34. Hey, what can
Brown do for you?Copy !req
35. That's our
competitor, though.Copy !req
36. I'm not supposed
to say that.Copy !req
37. It's grounds for dismissal
if anyone ever got fired here,Copy !req
38. but they don't.Copy !req
39. Well, good for you.Copy !req
40. Oh, could I get a
return receipt for this?Copy !req
41. It's Stewie's registration
form for his new school.Copy !req
42. Lil' Papa Stew-Stew's
off to college?Copy !req
43. No, just preschool.Copy !req
44. He's very young.Copy !req
45. Can you just charge me
my weirdly uneven priceCopy !req
46. so I can be done?Copy !req
47. All right, that's $2.16.Copy !req
48. $4.37 if you want to
send it the priority.Copy !req
49. Oh, no, we got to start
saving our penniesCopy !req
50. now that we're sending
Stewie to a new school.Copy !req
51. I'm actually doing some
job hunting after this.Copy !req
52. Let's go up there!Copy !req
53. You know, Lois,
the post office is hiring.Copy !req
54. Really?Copy !req
55. Oh, wow, that'd be great.Copy !req
56. Yeah, I'd be happy to
get you an interview,Copy !req
57. and as a white woman,
you'd be a minority here,Copy !req
58. unless you're an alcoholic.Copy !req
59. Wow, this place
is really fancy.Copy !req
60. Their Flat Stanley is
actually award-winning actorCopy !req
61. Stanley Tucci.Copy !req
62. Sometimes I wear glasses
and sometimes I don't.Copy !req
63. Hi, I'm Chadley.Copy !req
64. I've been kidnapped
three timesCopy !req
65. because I come
from money.Copy !req
66. Oh, yes, I've heard
about your family.Copy !req
67. You've had two older
brothers die of drugs?Copy !req
68. That's right.Copy !req
69. Stewie, what would you sayCopy !req
70. to a playdate at
my house tomorrow?Copy !req
71. That sounds delightful.Copy !req
72. My word, it feels so good
to finally be where I belong.Copy !req
73. Like Judd Hirsch at
the gigantic sweater store.Copy !req
74. Hi, uh, all five of us
are Judd Hirsch.Copy !req
75. Do you have a sweater big
enough to fit all of us?Copy !req
76. Okay, everybody climb in.Copy !req
77. Ah, I can't wait
to spill soup on this.Copy !req
78. Okay, Judds, shamble away.Copy !req
79. Good having
you aboard, Lois.Copy !req
80. Let me show you around.Copy !req
81. That guy right there?Copy !req
82. Larry.Copy !req
83. Okay, got it.Copy !req
84. A-And what's this giant,Copy !req
85. empty,Copy !req
86. football-stadium-sized room?Copy !req
87. Oh, the post office
anticipatesCopy !req
88. that within the
next five yearsCopy !req
89. at least 200 million men
in this country will beCopy !req
90. ordering and
receiving RealDolls.Copy !req
91. Every man will have seven
to nine RealDolls.Copy !req
92. Asians, blonde
Southern girls,Copy !req
93. blonde Asians
capable of performingCopy !req
94. every possible sexual act,Copy !req
95. or at least
incapable of refusing.Copy !req
96. You can put one
in your carCopy !req
97. and drive in the car pool
lane with it and thenCopy !req
98. maybe you push her head down,
thus defeating the purposeCopy !req
99. of the car pool lane while
fulfilling the purposeCopy !req
100. of the RealDoll.Copy !req
101. Maybe a trucker goes by.Copy !req
102. You say, "Hey, Janine,
give him a show."Copy !req
103. Maybe later you ask yourself
some tough questions, like,Copy !req
104. "Why is it so
important to youCopy !req
105. to impress and
excite truckers?"Copy !req
106. Anyhoo, grab that
letter opener.Copy !req
107. I'm gonna show you why you
should never mail cash.Copy !req
108. Another good postal tip is,Copy !req
109. if you wait to deliver
your mail at night,Copy !req
110. you can smell a lot
of really nice dinners.Copy !req
111. Oh, no, it's that
Amazon drone.Copy !req
112. Try to ignore it.Copy !req
113. Hey, Cleveland,
what are you doing?Copy !req
114. Taking a walk?Copy !req
115. No, I'm delivering mail.Copy !req
116. By foot?Copy !req
117. Yeah, that won't take too long.Copy !req
118. Well, got to go.Copy !req
119. Got to deliver these fat pants
to your fat son.Copy !req
120. He was harsh but
not untruthful.Copy !req
121. We got to special-order
Cleveland Jr.'s pantsCopy !req
122. from a company that
manufactures grill covers.Copy !req
123. Thanks for coming
over, Stewie.Copy !req
124. Oh, thanks
for having me.Copy !req
125. Quite a place
you've got here.Copy !req
126. Your mother seemed nice.Copy !req
127. Yeah, I've only met her
a couple of times, but yeah.Copy !req
128. This is my bedroom.Copy !req
129. Is that car bed
a Bentley?Copy !req
130. And is that guy
the driver?Copy !req
131. Ready for this evening's
trip to Snoozetown, sir?Copy !req
132. Not yet.Copy !req
133. Sad story.Copy !req
134. He used to drive the bedCopy !req
135. for Michael
Jackson's monkey.Copy !req
136. I've seen some
terrible things.Copy !req
137. This is extraordinary.Copy !req
138. Oh, it's fine,
I suppose,Copy !req
139. but you probably haveCopy !req
140. even nicer things
at your mansion.Copy !req
141. I'd love to come
see it sometime.Copy !req
142. Oh, um, y-yes,
yes, my mansion.Copy !req
143. Y-Yes, you-you should
come see my mansion,Copy !req
144. b-by all means.Copy !req
145. I mean, not-not
right this minute.Copy !req
146. I-I have the U.S.
men's wrestling team there—Copy !req
147. I'm gonna kill a wrestler—Copy !req
148. but then after that,
you should.Copy !req
149. I can't wait.Copy !req
150. Come on, let's go see if
the maid brought her son,Copy !req
151. so we can push him and
he can't do anything.Copy !req
152. God, I like it here,
but what am I doing?Copy !req
153. I don't have a fancy house.Copy !req
154. I'm living a lie, like FDR.Copy !req
155. And so I say to you, America,
we are going to win this war,Copy !req
156. we're going to end
this depression,Copy !req
157. and there's no reason
to suspect that I cannot walk.Copy !req
158. God bless America!Copy !req
159. And cut.Copy !req
160. The newsreel's over.Copy !req
161. Thank you, Mr. President.Copy !req
162. You're welcome, gentlemen.Copy !req
163. Now, if you'd kindly kick me
into the closet with the mops.Copy !req
164. Ah, must be a Yale man.Copy !req
165. Shut up.Copy !req
166. Hello, loyal mailwoman.Copy !req
167. This is a letter
to Hollywood,Copy !req
168. saying, "Keep it up!
Movies are great!"Copy !req
169. Cleveland, what should
I do with this?Copy !req
170. I-It just says
"Hollywood, U.S.A.,"Copy !req
171. and this isn't a stamp,Copy !req
172. it's the little
sticker from an apple.Copy !req
173. Oh, I can't never
get those off.Copy !req
174. I just eat them.Copy !req
175. Anyway, just put
it in here.Copy !req
176. But what's that?Copy !req
177. It's the dead letter bin.Copy !req
178. It's all the stale mail
what never got deliveredCopy !req
179. for one reason or the other:
incomplete addresses,Copy !req
180. house at the top of a hill,
anyone who uses one of thoseCopy !req
181. French sevens with
a slash in it.Copy !req
182. Well, this is horrible.Copy !req
183. I'm going to organize these.Copy !req
184. There might be some
we could resend.Copy !req
185. That's above
and beyond, Lois.Copy !req
186. You know, you do
the uniform proud,Copy !req
187. like I like to think I—Copy !req
188. oh, chili dog got me.Copy !req
189. Look at all these.Copy !req
190. This is a mess.Copy !req
191. Here's two that
are stuck together.Copy !req
192. What the hell?Copy !req
193. This is from Peter.Copy !req
194. Who the hell is Gretchen Mercer?Copy !req
195. And this is postmarked
a week before our wedding!Copy !req
196. Aw, there was a time
when the presidentCopy !req
197. of the Jonathan Taylor Thomas
Fan Club got a lot of mail.Copy !req
198. I don't know
what to do, Bonnie.Copy !req
199. Why would Peter
write a letterCopy !req
200. to another woman
just before our wedding?Copy !req
201. Why don't you just
open it and read it?Copy !req
202. What?Copy !req
203. Th-That's a
federal offense.Copy !req
204. I can't do that.Copy !req
205. Don't you realize,
as a postal employee,Copy !req
206. I'm 6,004th in line
for the presidency?Copy !req
207. Well, then why don't you
just deliver the letterCopy !req
208. and see for yourself
who this Gretchen Mercer is?Copy !req
209. Bonnie,
that's a great idea.Copy !req
210. Although it could be
a little awkward.Copy !req
211. You could always just
ask Peter about it.Copy !req
212. No, he won't talk
about anything seriousCopy !req
213. unless there's
a crackling fireCopy !req
214. to punctuate uncomfortable
family revelations.Copy !req
215. I didn't fall
off the roof.Copy !req
216. I jumped.Copy !req
217. I never found
you attractive,Copy !req
218. and what's more,
I never respected you.Copy !req
219. I know about Maurice.Copy !req
220. Which Maurice?Copy !req
221. Oh, Brian,
I need your help!Copy !req
222. Chadley wants to
have a playdate,Copy !req
223. here at my house!Copy !req
224. Well, that's great.
No, it's not!Copy !req
225. I can't let him
see this dump.Copy !req
226. Come on, Stewie, Chadley should
like you for who are.Copy !req
227. Besides, this place
isn't so bad.Copy !req
228. Brian, Chadley's parents
each have their own bathroom.Copy !req
229. I've seen the fat man
pee through Lois' legsCopy !req
230. while she's sitting
on the toilet.Copy !req
231. What I've got to do
is find a spectacular houseCopy !req
232. that I can pretend is mine
to impress Chadley.Copy !req
233. Oh, why don't you just
use Babs and Carter's?Copy !req
234. I can't, they're havingCopy !req
235. an Eyes Wide Shut
party all weekend.Copy !req
236. I can't find my wiener
with this mask.Copy !req
237. All right, time-out.Copy !req
238. Let's-let's all just findCopy !req
239. our wieners and then
put the masks back on.Copy !req
240. Okay, 940,
this is the house.Copy !req
241. Hi, are you
Gretchen Mercer?Copy !req
242. Yes, may I help you?Copy !req
243. Oh, yeah, we found an old
letter addressed to you.Copy !req
244. Peter Griffin?Copy !req
245. Wow, this is from
an old boyfriend.Copy !req
246. What?Copy !req
247. Wow, well, um,
here-here's the nutty thing:Copy !req
248. believe it or not,Copy !req
249. I'm actually married
to Peter Griffin right now.Copy !req
250. Huh, that is quite
a coincidence.Copy !req
251. I wonder why he
was writing me.Copy !req
252. I see you move
your finger alongCopy !req
253. as you read.Copy !req
254. That's what
little kids do.Copy !req
255. Oh, it was nothing.Copy !req
256. He was just writing
to say that he was excitedCopy !req
257. about getting married
and that he finally had enoughCopy !req
258. Camel Cash to get a leather
jacket and a pool floatie.Copy !req
259. Huh, well,
thank you, Gretchen.Copy !req
260. I am very relieved.Copy !req
261. I was thinking the worst.Copy !req
262. Oh, I understand,Copy !req
263. but you have nothing
to worry about.Copy !req
264. You're right.Copy !req
265. I guess jealousy's
my weak spot.Copy !req
266. Everyone has one.Copy !req
267. Even Achilles.Copy !req
268. So, you can only be injured
on your Achilles' tendon?Copy !req
269. That's right.Copy !req
270. My mother dipped me
into the River StyxCopy !req
271. and she held me by my heels,Copy !req
272. so that's the only part
that can be injured.Copy !req
273. How about you, Testiclies?Copy !req
274. It's the same—
it's-it's-it's similar.Copy !req
275. So, what do you think
of the house, Brian?Copy !req
276. As far as Chadley knows,
this is where I live.Copy !req
277. Stewie, who owns
this place?Copy !req
278. Oh, just some rich
idiot I saw braggingCopy !req
279. about his vacation
on Instagram.Copy !req
280. He posted a picture
of his feet in sand.Copy !req
281. You're a guy,
don't do that.Copy !req
282. What a dick.Copy !req
283. Hey, I'll swallow
his dental floss.Copy !req
284. You pull it out of meCopy !req
285. and put it back
on the roll.Copy !req
286. Good call.Copy !req
287. Ah, that must be Chadley.Copy !req
288. Hi, Stewie.Copy !req
289. I love your house.Copy !req
290. Where are your servants?Copy !req
291. Oh, probably
cooking bananasCopy !req
292. and doing the
cha-cha-cha.Copy !req
293. You know, this is a
great house for a party.Copy !req
294. You could invite
the whole class.Copy !req
295. I-I say,
that's a brilliant idea!Copy !req
296. What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
297. Relax, these people
are gone for a few more days.Copy !req
298. I'll invite everyone overCopy !req
299. and impress the whole
class in one shot.Copy !req
300. That'll cover my
playdates for a year.Copy !req
301. You really think
that'll work?Copy !req
302. Absolutely.Copy !req
303. And when it does,
I'll be as popularCopy !req
304. as the first kid in schoolCopy !req
305. to get his driver's license.Copy !req
306. Hey, heard you
got your license.Copy !req
307. Maybe after school,Copy !req
308. you could take me
to get some groceries?Copy !req
309. Yeah, or maybe you and me
hop in that car of yoursCopy !req
310. and do some
grocery shopping?Copy !req
311. Looks like you have
a roomy backseat.Copy !req
312. I'd love to fill that
with groceries after school.Copy !req
313. Hey, it's Stewie.Copy !req
314. All I know about cars
is what my mom does.Copy !req
315. Gretchen?Copy !req
316. Wow, you look great!Copy !req
317. Yeah, I didn't have kids.Copy !req
318. Oh, yeah, of course,Copy !req
319. but what the hell
are you doing here?Copy !req
320. I haven't seen
you in 20 years!Copy !req
321. Peter, I finally got
your letter.Copy !req
322. You know, the one where you said
that you were having doubtsCopy !req
323. about marrying Lois
and you still had thoughtsCopy !req
324. about marrying me.Copy !req
325. Gretchen, I wrote
that a long time ago.Copy !req
326. Well, my answer
is yes, Peter.Copy !req
327. Yes, I will marry you!Copy !req
328. Gretchen,
I am already happily—Copy !req
329. moderately hap—
relative— I am—Copy !req
330. I am married.Copy !req
331. Oh, then I suppose your wife
is entitled to knowCopy !req
332. that you were still
in love with meCopy !req
333. just days before your wedding.Copy !req
334. Blackmail!Copy !req
335. Thank you, Cleveland.Copy !req
336. And I don't know
what to call the thingCopy !req
337. you're doing to me, lady.Copy !req
338. Look, Gretchen,
I-I know I wrote youCopy !req
339. that letter, and-and-and
I meant it at the time, but...Copy !req
340. it was 20 years ago!Copy !req
341. I may have had some
doubts before my wedding,Copy !req
342. but what guy doesn't?Copy !req
343. And now I knowCopy !req
344. I made the right choice
marrying Lois.Copy !req
345. Well, she's a lucky woman,Copy !req
346. and I'm sorry for what I said.Copy !req
347. I certainly don't want
to cause any trouble for you.Copy !req
348. It's just that when I got
this letter, it reminded meCopy !req
349. how sweet and funny
you always were.Copy !req
350. That's nice,
but I-I should go.Copy !req
351. Thanks for not making
fun of me for orderingCopy !req
352. a hot chocolate,Copy !req
353. and go ahead
and look into FacebookCopy !req
354. 'cause this is kind of
what it's for.Copy !req
355. Wait, before we say
our final good-bye,Copy !req
356. what do you say we
have one last hurrah?Copy !req
357. I've got two ticketsCopy !req
358. to a Ray LaMontagne
concert tonight.Copy !req
359. Oh, I-I'm not sure
that's a good idea.Copy !req
360. It feels a little weird
going out with another lady.Copy !req
361. Oh, come on, Peter,
I drove all this way.Copy !req
362. Let me go home
with one last good memory,Copy !req
363. and then I promise,
you have heardCopy !req
364. the last of Gretchen Mercer.Copy !req
365. Well, I should
probably say no,Copy !req
366. but I've never been
known for my good judgment.Copy !req
367. I mean, that's how
I got into troubleCopy !req
368. with the Peter Catcher.Copy !req
369. Oh, Peter!Copy !req
370. Come and get your lollipops!Copy !req
371. Lollipops!Copy !req
372. Come along, Peter!Copy !req
373. Peter, you mustn't.Copy !req
374. I've got cream pies.Copy !req
375. Trinkle tarts.Copy !req
376. Trinkle tarts!Copy !req
377. I'm gonna get so molested.Copy !req
378. Oh, Peter, you can take
off your hat and jacket.Copy !req
379. It's not illegal for two old
friends to go to a concert.Copy !req
380. Yeah, I guess you're right.Copy !req
381. I mean it's not like
anybody I know would beCopy !req
382. at a Ray LaMontagne concert.Copy !req
383. Peter!Copy !req
384. Where'd he go?Copy !req
385. I'm-I'm gonna
keep the hat on.Copy !req
386. I'm sorry, Gretchen.Copy !req
387. This-this was a mistake.Copy !req
388. I just feel too guiltyCopy !req
389. being out with another woman.Copy !req
390. I can't do this to Lois.Copy !req
391. Ah, I understand.Copy !req
392. Well, I guess there's no shameCopy !req
393. in coming in second, huh?Copy !req
394. That's right.Copy !req
395. Except in, like, wars.Copy !req
396. Aw, you are still
funny, sweet Peter.Copy !req
397. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
398. All right, I got to go.Copy !req
399. The beard inspector's
coming, anyway.Copy !req
400. Uh, sir, where's
your beard?Copy !req
401. I'm leaving.
I'm on my way out.Copy !req
402. That's my Peter.Copy !req
403. That's my Peter.Copy !req
404. Wow, looks like
you're actually gonnaCopy !req
405. get away with this, Stewie.Copy !req
406. And you threw a good party.Copy !req
407. Yeah, it's getting
pretty wild.Copy !req
408. Over in the guest bedroomCopy !req
409. there's a girl
pulling a train.Copy !req
410. This'll show my dad.Copy !req
411. Hey, by the way,
how'd you pay for all this?Copy !req
412. I dated Donald Sterling
for two weeks.Copy !req
413. He's a good man!Copy !req
414. You don't know him
like I know him!Copy !req
415. People.
People?Copy !req
416. As your rich host, I would
like to say a word if I may.Copy !req
417. I cannot tell you how pleased
I am to have finally foundCopy !req
418. a group of peers with whomCopy !req
419. I share so many common
interests...Copy !req
420. and here come the people
who live here.Copy !req
421. Please let me explain!Copy !req
422. I was just worried
you wouldn't accept meCopy !req
423. because...Copy !req
424. I'm not wealthy
like you are.Copy !req
425. Stewie, it's not
that you're poor.Copy !req
426. It's that you lied
to us and you're poor.Copy !req
427. I'm sorry you lost your
rich friends, Stewie.Copy !req
428. Well, that's all right,
I don't need money.Copy !req
429. I already have
everything I need.Copy !req
430. Excuse me, is one
of you Chadley?Copy !req
431. You left your
wallet inside.Copy !req
432. Chicka-chickaw!Copy !req
433. Well, that "chicka-chickaw"Copy !req
434. makes me think
you're not Chadley.Copy !req
435. Oh, no!Copy !req
436. I chicka-chickawed
too early!Copy !req
437. Hey, Lois, you mind if
I cut out of here?Copy !req
438. Not at all.
Thanks.Copy !req
439. Not to be too intimate,Copy !req
440. but I need to have
a bowel movementCopy !req
441. and I can't go here.Copy !req
442. I can only go at home
or at the Koo Koo Roo.Copy !req
443. Hello?Copy !req
444. I-Is someone there?Copy !req
445. I thought I heard something
over the roar of my tinnitus.Copy !req
446. Oh, I'm-I'm sure it's nothing.Copy !req
447. Ooh, a text.Copy !req
448. "I'm taking care of our problem.Copy !req
449. "We'll be together soon.Copy !req
450. Love, Gretchen."Copy !req
451. Huh.Copy !req
452. Meg, you're kind of
a loner psychopath.Copy !req
453. What does this mean?Copy !req
454. Oh, this woman is
clearly a spurned loverCopy !req
455. who's planning to kill Mom.Copy !req
456. Ah, thank you.Copy !req
457. You're a good dog, Meg.Copy !req
458. Well, well, well...Copy !req
459. if it isn't the first
Mrs. Griffin.Copy !req
460. Gretchen?Copy !req
461. What are you doing here?Copy !req
462. Making sure Peter can
finally be with me,Copy !req
463. which is what
he's always wanted.Copy !req
464. Gretchen, it's 3:15
on a workday.Copy !req
465. The post office is closed.Copy !req
466. Lois!Copy !req
467. Gretchen wants to kill you,Copy !req
468. and I have a slip that
says we've got a package?Copy !req
469. Peter, I'm glad
you're here to see this.Copy !req
470. You and I can
finally be together.Copy !req
471. Peter, what's going on?Copy !req
472. She's nuts is
what's going on!Copy !req
473. I don't want
to be with her!Copy !req
474. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
475. That's not
what you wrote.Copy !req
476. That's right.Copy !req
477. I lied about what
was in that letter.Copy !req
478. Lois, Lois,
before you read that,Copy !req
479. you need to know one thing:Copy !req
480. I'm the one throwing out
all your beige bras.Copy !req
481. Guys don't
like beige bras.Copy !req
482. You told an ex-girlfriendCopy !req
483. a week before our weddingCopy !req
484. you were having doubts?Copy !req
485. Lois, Lois, listen to me.Copy !req
486. Yes, it is true,
just before we got married,Copy !req
487. I was having some doubts.Copy !req
488. I mean, your family hated me.Copy !req
489. I-I didn't think I was good
enough for you.Copy !req
490. We were kids, I was scared.Copy !req
491. Weren't you?Copy !req
492. No, I was in love,Copy !req
493. which is what I thought
you were, too.Copy !req
494. I was in love, Lois...Copy !req
495. and I still am.Copy !req
496. Not a day goes by where I don'tCopy !req
497. thank my lucky stars
for picking you.Copy !req
498. It was the best choice
I ever made.Copy !req
499. Now, put that gun down,
Gretchen.Copy !req
500. You don't have to do this.Copy !req
501. That's right, you don't...Copy !req
502. because you can have him.Copy !req
503. What?Copy !req
504. I'll never forgive you
for this, Peter.Copy !req
505. We're through!Copy !req
506. Oh, Peter!Copy !req
507. I can't wait
for you to meetCopy !req
508. the dogs and
the squirrels.Copy !req
509. Hey, Gretchen?Copy !req
510. Get away from my husband.Copy !req
511. Wait, so you're not mad?Copy !req
512. No, Peter, I was lying so
she'd let her guard down.Copy !req
513. But what about the letter?Copy !req
514. Peter, do you remember me
crying at our wedding?Copy !req
515. Sure, it's in
all our pictures.Copy !req
516. That's doubt.Copy !req
517. But there's no doubt anymore.Copy !req
518. You're the only man for me,
Peter Griffin.Copy !req
519. I love you, Lois.Copy !req
520. Oh, Peter.Copy !req
521. Now come on, let's get it
on thru a P.O. box.Copy !req
522. Peter, this isn't working.Copy !req
523. Well I'm at full go.Copy !req
524. Are you sure
you're in the right box.Copy !req
525. Yes.Copy !req
526. Box 528.Copy !req
527. Yes, 528.Copy !req
528. Alright, just reach in
and grab it.Copy !req
529. Wow Mom, I can't believe you
got fired from the Post Office.Copy !req
530. Well, they didn't like me
beating up GretchenCopy !req
531. on federal property,Copy !req
532. and then after your father
plugged up that P.O. box,Copy !req
533. there was a mutual
parting of the ways.Copy !req
534. Well, Stewie, I guess
since Lois lost her job,Copy !req
535. you're not going
to be able to goCopy !req
536. to that fancy
preschool anymore.Copy !req
537. Eh, I don't need school.Copy !req
538. I'll be fine.Copy !req
539. I'll just become
a YouTube starCopy !req
540. like Jenna Marbles.Copy !req
541. Who's that?Copy !req
542. No one knows,
but she's rich,Copy !req
543. as rich as
Ray William Johnson.Copy !req
544. Who's that?
Nobody knows, but he's rich,Copy !req
545. as rich as Bethany MotaCopy !req
546. or Marcus ButlerCopy !req
547. or Ingrid Nilsen.Copy !req
548. This?
This is over.Copy !req