1. We now return
to Star Trek: Creep Space Nine.Copy !req
2. Ah! She saw us!Copy !req
3. Warp speed!Copy !req
4. Hey, you guys, you know
that song "Jimmy Crack Corn"?Copy !req
5. Yeah, it's me and Lois'
wedding song— what about it?Copy !req
6. Well, the whole time the
guy's saying he doesn't careCopy !req
7. that, uh, this Jimmy
fella cracked the corn,Copy !req
8. but yet he wrote
an entire song about it.Copy !req
9. Cared enough
to put pen to paper.Copy !req
10. Are you on vacation?
I am.Copy !req
11. Here's those fries
you ordered.Copy !req
12. And your hot sauce.Copy !req
13. Hot sauce?Copy !req
14. On fries?Copy !req
15. Mm-hmm, oh, yeah.Copy !req
16. Black guys put hot
sauce on everything,Copy !req
17. on account of most of us
been pepper-sprayedCopy !req
18. by the time we're two.Copy !req
19. Can't taste nothing unless
you got that burn on there.Copy !req
20. This stuff ain't that hot.Copy !req
21. Whoo!Copy !req
22. I feel like I'm crying,Copy !req
23. but, like,
out of my neck and back.Copy !req
24. Look at his face.Copy !req
25. He looks like
Oliver PlattCopy !req
26. climbing a flight
of stairs.Copy !req
27. Hey! That's a low blow.Copy !req
28. I'm gonna call the network
and complain.Copy !req
29. Where's the phone?Copy !req
30. It's upstairs, Oliver!Copy !req
31. Eh, they know what they did.Copy !req
32. Tell you what, Peter.Copy !req
33. I'll give you ten
bucks if you drinkCopy !req
34. an entire shot glass
of that hot sauce.Copy !req
35. Let me see the money.Copy !req
36. You-you don't believe
I have ten dollars?Copy !req
37. I think he's afraid.Copy !req
38. Am not!
Prove it.Copy !req
39. Ten bucks.
All right.Copy !req
40. This is for all
the teachers who told meCopy !req
41. I'd never amount
to nothing.Copy !req
42. Oh, my God!Copy !req
43. That last one was more
caliente than hot.Copy !req
44. But still, holy crap!Copy !req
45. Well, here's your money.Copy !req
46. This is awesome!Copy !req
47. I can get people
to pay me ten bucksCopy !req
48. just for doing stupid stuff?Copy !req
49. Man, I haven't
made money this easyCopy !req
50. since I invented the Yanket!Copy !req
51. Peter, what's wrong?Copy !req
52. Well, I want to masturbate,
but I'm just so darn cold.Copy !req
53. Too bad there's no answer
for that problem.Copy !req
54. But now there is.Copy !req
55. Hi, I'm Peter Griffin,
creator of the Yanket.Copy !req
56. If you're anything like me,Copy !req
57. the number one problem
in your lifeCopy !req
58. is that you can't masturbate
just anywhere.Copy !req
59. But now you can.Copy !req
60. Introducing the Yanket,Copy !req
61. the only blanket
with built-in decoy arms.Copy !req
62. Our patented process
makes it look like you're...Copy !req
63. holding the remoteCopy !req
64. or sipping a beer.Copy !req
65. Meanwhile, your real handsCopy !req
66. are under the blanket,
going to town.Copy !req
67. Peter, what
are you doing?Copy !req
68. Nothing. Let's watch
a Scarlett Johansson movie.Copy !req
69. But wait, there's more!Copy !req
70. We have Yankets
for all occasions:Copy !req
71. Hey, what's going on
under that blanket?Copy !req
72. You'll never know.Copy !req
73. All right, you guys.Copy !req
74. I will now do anything
for ten dollars.Copy !req
75. Who's got something for me?Copy !req
76. I got one.
I'll give you ten bucksCopy !req
77. if you wear the same pair
of underwear for a month.Copy !req
78. Pay up.Copy !req
79. Uh, actually,
you owe me $20.Copy !req
80. Ew. Here's $50,
go change your underwear.Copy !req
81. It won't come off.Copy !req
82. Hey, Peter, you want
to earn another ten bucks?Copy !req
83. Course I do.Copy !req
84. Great, I got
a hilarious one.Copy !req
85. I'll give you ten dollars
for your L4 vertebrae.Copy !req
86. So, uh, I guess this means
Peter, you're our Joe now,Copy !req
87. and Joe, you're our Peter.Copy !req
88. That means you got to do
anything for ten bucks.Copy !req
89. Okay.Copy !req
90. I have a request.Copy !req
91. Yay! Joe's chin!Copy !req
92. Hey, Peter, I just
thought of something elseCopy !req
93. you could do for ten bucks.Copy !req
94. Yeah, you know...
you know what?Copy !req
95. I... I'm, uh,
think I'm gonna,Copy !req
96. um, upping my price
to $12.50.Copy !req
97. No, you ca...
no, you're locked in at ten.Copy !req
98. Yeah, no renegotiating!Copy !req
99. It was a joke.Copy !req
100. Shut u... Just-just
point me to the thing.Copy !req
101. All right, we're gonna open
this fire hydrantCopy !req
102. and you're gonna drink as
much water from it as you can.Copy !req
103. Chris has Crohn's disease.Copy !req
104. Get down there.Copy !req
105. Don't-don't-don't
tell us that now.Copy !req
106. I think this is how
Anna Nicole Smith died.Copy !req
107. Don't make light of that.Copy !req
108. Holy crap!Copy !req
109. We-we-we got to get out of here!Copy !req
110. Aw, man, the library.Copy !req
111. White Fang?Copy !req
112. This is for ruining
my eighth grade summer!Copy !req
113. He ruined
my summer, too.Copy !req
114. Oh, hey, Bri.Copy !req
115. Still sitting
in chairs, huh?Copy !req
116. What'd your back
ever do to you?Copy !req
117. I'm trying to watch.Copy !req
118. Know what I'm watching?
My core.Copy !req
119. Your body and mind are supposed
to be on the same team.Copy !req
120. Sitting on the hard floor's
good for your back, too.Copy !req
121. Coming up:
female high school teacherCopy !req
122. sleeps with her students.Copy !req
123. Is she hot? Stay tuned.Copy !req
124. But first, the public library
suffered damage this eveningCopy !req
125. when an area fat manCopy !req
126. smashed through
the front of the buildingCopy !req
127. while attempting
a drunken stunt.Copy !req
128. The bus station is expected
to absorb the overflowCopy !req
129. of homeless
armpit-washing ladies.Copy !req
130. Oh, God.Copy !req
131. Peter, is there something
you want to tell me?Copy !req
132. Uh, yeah, every light
in the house is on.Copy !req
133. Did you destroy
the library?Copy !req
134. Did I destroy the library?Copy !req
135. Ha, no, Lois.Copy !req
136. That was television.Copy !req
137. In light of events
at the library,Copy !req
138. we now go live
to a press conferenceCopy !req
139. at the mayor's residence.Copy !req
140. Good evening, Quahog.Copy !req
141. I'm here tonight
with the deputy mayor.Copy !req
142. Hi, everybody!Copy !req
143. Shut. Up.Copy !req
144. Anyway, these types
of immature, drunken high jinksCopy !req
145. are destroying our town.Copy !req
146. And if we can't trustCopy !req
147. a 42-year-old man
to drink responsibly,Copy !req
148. then I have no choice
but to take action.Copy !req
149. So, as mayor of Quahog,Copy !req
150. I hereby raise the town's
legal drinking age to 50.Copy !req
151. What?Copy !req
152. I can't drink anymore?Copy !req
153. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
154. What do people do
who don't drink?Copy !req
155. I don't know.
Knit?Copy !req
156. Knit? Knit?Copy !req
157. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
158. Maybe.Copy !req
159. Um, okay, so it turns outCopy !req
160. I am, like,
crazy good at knitting.Copy !req
161. Good afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker.Copy !req
162. It's day three of Quahog's
new ban on alcoholCopy !req
163. for anybody under 50.Copy !req
164. And if there's one thingCopy !req
165. the new drinking
age law has done,Copy !req
166. it's let us know that women
tell terrible stories.Copy !req
167. Good to see your
eyes open, Tom.Copy !req
168. For more on this story,
we now go to Tricia Takanawa.Copy !req
169. Tricia?Copy !req
170. Joyce, I'm standing hereCopy !req
171. on the streets of Quahog,Copy !req
172. where citizens are
feeling the effectsCopy !req
173. of the city's new drinking law.Copy !req
174. I was going to bone
my girlfriend,Copy !req
175. but she told me that ifCopy !req
176. there wasn't
vanilla vodka involved,Copy !req
177. there was no way.Copy !req
178. I think we just have to trust
our elected officials...Copy !req
179. and Goldman's Pharmacy
is fully stocked on cough syrup,Copy !req
180. which goes great
with ginger ale.Copy !req
181. Well, I do miss drinking,Copy !req
182. but I have used the time
to reconnect with my childrenCopy !req
183. and I'm actually thinking about
resuming my actuarial practice.Copy !req
184. Oh, my God, he's just
been drunk this whole time?Copy !req
185. This new law sucks.Copy !req
186. And I got to say,
it was kind of uncoolCopy !req
187. of Mayor West to call it
"Peter's Law."Copy !req
188. No kidding.Copy !req
189. Now I know how Megan
from "Megan's Law" felt.Copy !req
190. I... I don't... I don't think
you know how she felt.Copy !req
191. I don't know why I didn't
think of this before, guys.Copy !req
192. We'll just go
into the breweryCopy !req
193. after hours and
take some beer.Copy !req
194. Hey, buddy.
It's okay, I work here.Copy !req
195. Aren't you the guy who
cried in that meeting?Copy !req
196. Oh, you know...
you know, I just remembered,Copy !req
197. there's no beer here, l-let's-
let's just, let's just go.Copy !req
198. Peter, why'd you want me
to get us into this prison?Copy !req
199. Because, Joe, everyone
knows that all prisonersCopy !req
200. make bootleg wine
in their toilet.Copy !req
201. We are gonna
get so wasted!Copy !req
202. Oh! Look, right here.Copy !req
203. This one's full of Chardonnay.Copy !req
204. Peter, I don't think that's...Copy !req
205. But it was Chardonnay.Copy !req
206. The best Chardonnay
I'd ever had in my life.Copy !req
207. The man who made it,
Curtis "Murder Dog" Williams,Copy !req
208. went on to becomeCopy !req
209. one of America's
most celebrated vintners.Copy !req
210. Hey, Joe here.Copy !req
211. Peter's lying.Copy !req
212. He drank pee-pee.Copy !req
213. Don't worry, guys.Copy !req
214. If we can't buy
alcohol in Quahog,Copy !req
215. we'll just go
to the next town over.Copy !req
216. Sorry, in this town,
you can only buy alcoholCopy !req
217. if you're dressed
head-to-toe in jeans.Copy !req
218. What? Who made that law?Copy !req
219. Our mayor, Jay Leno.Copy !req
220. Have you seen
some of these lawsCopy !req
221. they've got now
about denim?Copy !req
222. You know, I say,Copy !req
223. if you don't like it,
you may as well Levi's.Copy !req
224. Who's voting
for these mayors?Copy !req
225. Rhode Island's a mess
from top to bottom.Copy !req
226. I tell you, guys,Copy !req
227. getting alcohol
when you're underageCopy !req
228. isn't as easy as Obama's
daughters make it look.Copy !req
229. What? Is that true?Copy !req
230. I don't know.Copy !req
231. Hey, isn't that
your dog at the bar?Copy !req
232. Hey, Jerome, one more, neat.Copy !req
233. What the hell?Copy !req
234. Why's Jerome serving
booze to Brian?Copy !req
235. I don't know,
but I'm gonna find out.Copy !req
236. Come here, boy!
Come on!Copy !req
237. Hey, what's up?
We going for a ride in the car?Copy !req
238. No, no, I had
a question for you.Copy !req
239. Don't ever do thatCopy !req
240. unless you have
a car ride to offer.Copy !req
241. Hey, how come you're
allowed to drink?Copy !req
242. Yeah, you're not 50.Copy !req
243. Uh, actually, I am.Copy !req
244. I'm 56 in dog years.Copy !req
245. Oh, is that why you got
white pubic hair?Copy !req
246. I'll thank you not
to check out my pubic hair.Copy !req
247. Well, then don't go
flashing it around.Copy !req
248. Put on some underpants,
you crazy old man.Copy !req
249. Peter, I think
you're missing the point.Copy !req
250. Brian can buy us booze.Copy !req
251. Oh, my God,
you're right!Copy !req
252. W-Would you do that
for us, Brian?Copy !req
253. Sure, why not?Copy !req
254. Aw, thank God.Copy !req
255. 'Cause just sitting here
all soberCopy !req
256. is more boring
than watching a pot boil.Copy !req
257. Hey, you.Copy !req
258. What are you doing?Copy !req
259. I like to watch.Copy !req
260. I want to watch you boil.Copy !req
261. I can't do it
with you watching.Copy !req
262. Oh, not even if I do this?Copy !req
263. Don't do that...Copy !req
264. Oh, God, that's so hot.Copy !req
265. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
266. Then why don't
I take your top off?Copy !req
267. Oh! Oh...Copy !req
268. I'm boiling!
I'm boiling!Copy !req
269. Yeah.Copy !req
270. Now I'm gonna stick
my raw pasta in you.Copy !req
271. Peter, what's
going on in there?Copy !req
272. Making dinner, babe.Copy !req
273. Hey, hey, Brian, Brian.Copy !req
274. How would you
like to build,Copy !req
275. build a deck right
now with your buddy?Copy !req
276. 'Cause we got hammers...Copy !req
277. the whole deal.Copy !req
278. I don't know, man.
It's pretty dark out.Copy !req
279. That's okay.Copy !req
280. I'll just pull
my car aroundCopy !req
281. and point the
headlights at it.Copy !req
282. Did you know that my dad
once called me a mistake?Copy !req
283. That's messed up, man.Copy !req
284. Wow.Copy !req
285. You know, Brian,
hanging out with youCopy !req
286. this past week has been awesome.Copy !req
287. Yeah, why don't we,
why don't we do this anymore?Copy !req
288. We-we-we used to do fun stuff
all the time, you know?Copy !req
289. It used to be you and me.Copy !req
290. And it always
will be, pal.Copy !req
291. Hey, listen, listen.Copy !req
292. I want you to be
Meg's godfather.Copy !req
293. No, thanks, Peter.Copy !req
294. But this here,
we got to keep this going.Copy !req
295. I agree, buddy, I agree.Copy !req
296. All right, I'm gonna go barf
down the garbage disposal.Copy !req
297. Brian, I think
we can get John MayerCopy !req
298. to stop tweeting again,
but we all got to work together.Copy !req
299. Oh, my God!
Are you drunk again?Copy !req
300. Yeah, I was, I was just hanging
out with my main man, Peter.Copy !req
301. "Main man"?Copy !req
302. "Hanging out"?Copy !req
303. Brian, he's only using
you to buy alcohol!Copy !req
304. What?
What are, wha...?Copy !req
305. What are you,
what are you talking about?Copy !req
306. It hasn't dawned on you
that he only startedCopy !req
307. spending time with you when
the drinking age was raised?Copy !req
308. Come on, that's,
that's not true.Copy !req
309. Aw, shoot, I puked
in the clean dishes side.Copy !req
310. Trust me, as soon as you're
no longer of use to him,Copy !req
311. he'll be done with you.Copy !req
312. Oh, I get it, I get it.Copy !req
313. Okay, you're, you're jealousCopy !req
314. 'cause I'm spending
all my time with Peter.Copy !req
315. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, right.Copy !req
316. Yeah, where's my dumb,
morbidly obese friend?Copy !req
317. Hey, Stewie,
get in here!Copy !req
318. I'm being an '80s
computer hacker!Copy !req
319. Come on, baby, show
me what you got.Copy !req
320. And we... are in!Copy !req
321. All right, I'd better go.Copy !req
322. I got to go tell him
"This isn't a game, man."Copy !req
323. Brian, do you have
any idea why PeterCopy !req
324. was trying to climb
in the dishwasher?Copy !req
325. I thought it was
a Tokyo apartment.Copy !req
326. Sorry, Lois,
we, uh, we got—Copy !req
327. I guess we had
a little too much to drink.Copy !req
328. "To drink"?Copy !req
329. It's against the law
for him to do that!Copy !req
330. Was Stewie in here?Copy !req
331. Was, was he in here?
I... I smell his cologne.Copy !req
332. Listen to me, Brian.Copy !req
333. No more booze in this house.Copy !req
334. You're gonna get us
all in trouble.Copy !req
335. Peter, we—
maybe we should findCopy !req
336. some place else to get—
to drink.Copy !req
337. Yeah, I think you're right.Copy !req
338. Hi, we're here
from the '80s FBI.Copy !req
339. Somebody here
with a 2,400-baud modemCopy !req
340. almost started
World War III.Copy !req
341. Oop, sounds like
they're making an escape.Copy !req
342. Hey, you want to see me
run up that slide?Copy !req
343. Sure.Copy !req
344. Ow, damn it!Copy !req
345. I think my belt buckle
cut my gut!Copy !req
346. Hey, Peter,
can I ask you something?Copy !req
347. You're not just hanging out
with me because I,Copy !req
348. I can buy you alcohol, right?Copy !req
349. What? Course not.
We're friends.Copy !req
350. Yeah, no, I-I know. That's,
that's, that's what I thought.Copy !req
351. And also you bring
me dead birds.Copy !req
352. I know Lois gets
mad about it,Copy !req
353. but I like using them
to point at things.Copy !req
354. Hey, did they
move the bagels?Copy !req
355. Yeah, they're right there.
Oh, my God!Copy !req
356. What the hell is that?Copy !req
357. This?
This is a pointing bird.Copy !req
358. All right, I just saw
a sprinkler come on,Copy !req
359. so I'm gonna go bite
at the water a little bit.Copy !req
360. Hey, what's
going on here?Copy !req
361. Uh, some butthorn's
shining a flashlight on me.Copy !req
362. I meant prior to me coming
up and investigating this.Copy !req
363. Oh, well, you got
to be clearer, man.Copy !req
364. I'm wasted.Copy !req
365. Sir, I'm gonna
need to see some I.D.Copy !req
366. You look underage.Copy !req
367. Just as I suspected.Copy !req
368. You're a minor.Copy !req
369. It ain't my fault!Copy !req
370. Somebody's been buying it
for me and all my friends!Copy !req
371. Oh, is that right?Copy !req
372. Well, you better
tell me who that isCopy !req
373. or you're in a
lot of trouble.Copy !req
374. Hey, is this the park
where Boner died?Copy !req
375. Wait, wha-what's going on?Copy !req
376. That's him, Officer!Copy !req
377. That's who's been
buying us the booze!Copy !req
378. What?Copy !req
379. You get home, son.Copy !req
380. You're lucky I'm letting
you off with a warning.Copy !req
381. But you, you're coming with me.Copy !req
382. You got to be kidding!Copy !req
383. Do you need a ride?Copy !req
384. Nah, I'm just gonna stay
here until the sun comes upCopy !req
385. and then be the
best at tetherball.Copy !req
386. Next!Copy !req
387. What are you in for?Copy !req
388. I bought some alcohol for
someone I thought was my friend.Copy !req
389. How about you?Copy !req
390. I threw a bottle of rum through
the window of the Apple Store.Copy !req
391. I couldn't remember
me password.Copy !req
392. Well, this sucks.Copy !req
393. Oh, it's not so bad.Copy !req
394. Sometimes they let you
take the good trash homeCopy !req
395. if you ask nice.Copy !req
396. Last week, I got
an old greeting card.Copy !req
397. It obviously wasn't for me,Copy !req
398. but the imagination's
a hell of a thing.Copy !req
399. Hey, Brian, what
time you get off?Copy !req
400. Me and the guys were hoping you
could buy us some more beer.Copy !req
401. You can't be serious.Copy !req
402. Eh, it's a little
bit serious.Copy !req
403. Yeah, I haven't
been drunk in a day.Copy !req
404. And I'm not feeling
particularly handsome.Copy !req
405. Peter, you're
the reason I'm here!Copy !req
406. You totally
sold me out to that cop!Copy !req
407. Oh, are we just gonna
play the blame game?Copy !req
408. 'Cause I got another game
I'd rather play.Copy !req
409. Boggle.Copy !req
410. Go to hell!
You used me.Copy !req
411. That's not
what friends do.Copy !req
412. It's what Adam Sandler's
friends do.Copy !req
413. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've
got a half a can of hot beerCopy !req
414. left in this open container
I've been driving around with.Copy !req
415. You, too, pig.Copy !req
416. Well, I'm not the
smartest man in the world,Copy !req
417. but I can always look back on
my life and say I went for it.Copy !req
418. Ugh, this seems like a weird
place to even use a condom.Copy !req
419. Just shut up, Peter.
I'm done with you, all right?Copy !req
420. You completely lied about why
you were hanging out with me.Copy !req
421. What?
I never lie.Copy !req
422. Well, except for
that one time.Copy !req
423. Oh, my God!Copy !req
424. My husband's having
a heart attack!Copy !req
425. Is anyone here a doctor?Copy !req
426. I have a 13-inch penis!Copy !req
427. And besides,
I'm sick of youCopy !req
428. acting like you're
such a victim.Copy !req
429. You agreed to buy us booze,Copy !req
430. 'cause we weren't old enough.Copy !req
431. You're not old enough?Copy !req
432. You're a man
in his 40s!Copy !req
433. This whole law
is ridiculous!Copy !req
434. Hey, can one of you guys
with elbowsCopy !req
435. try to get
this truck to honk?Copy !req
436. Ah, that and giving noogiesCopy !req
437. is what I miss most
about having elbows.Copy !req
438. You know, Brian,
what you said is right.Copy !req
439. This law is stupid.Copy !req
440. I mean, if it
weren't for that,Copy !req
441. we never would've
been in this fight.Copy !req
442. Yeah, but what difference
does it make?Copy !req
443. It's the law.
Nothing we can do about it.Copy !req
444. The hell there's not.Copy !req
445. I bet if we worked togetherCopy !req
446. we could find a way
to change it back.Copy !req
447. I... I don't know, Peter.Copy !req
448. Come on, I know it seems hard,
but we can't just give up.Copy !req
449. I mean, what if Thomas
Edison had given up?Copy !req
450. Uh, what's that?Copy !req
451. What's that thing
you're working on?Copy !req
452. Well, it's
a lightbulb and...Copy !req
453. A lightbulb!
Lightbulb!Copy !req
454. Yeah, I invented that.Copy !req
455. Me— I'm Thomas Edison.Copy !req
456. I invented the lightbulb.Copy !req
457. Uh, what's it do?Copy !req
458. It lights up a room
using electrical...Copy !req
459. Lights up a room using
electrical stuff!Copy !req
460. I was about to say that,
because I invented it!Copy !req
461. Uh, what are
you working on?Copy !req
462. It's a phonograph...
Phonograph!Copy !req
463. I knew that,
'cause I invented it.Copy !req
464. I'm Thomas Edison.Copy !req
465. I rule!Copy !req
466. Okay, Peter, I know how
we can get the law changed.Copy !req
467. I've been doing some research,
and it says hereCopy !req
468. that in eight months, we can
get a non-binding propositionCopy !req
469. on the ballot as long
as we get 4,000 signatures.Copy !req
470. Ah, screw that,
we're going with plan B—Copy !req
471. threaten to kill
the mayor's nephew.Copy !req
472. I love you, Dad!Copy !req
473. Peter, that's your son.Copy !req
474. Shut up, Brian!Copy !req
475. He's hugging me!Copy !req
476. So, what exactly
is your plan, here?Copy !req
477. You'll see.Copy !req
478. Just follow my lead.Copy !req
479. Ooh, trick-or-treaters!Copy !req
480. Well, what do we have here?Copy !req
481. A cowboy and a princess?Copy !req
482. Uh, yippee-ki-yay, Mr. Mayor.Copy !req
483. Oh, a Western princess!Copy !req
484. All right, listen, we want
that drinking law gone.Copy !req
485. And everybody knows the best way
to get any law struck downCopy !req
486. is to get the gays
angry about it.Copy !req
487. Bruce?
Jeffrey?Copy !req
488. That's right,
Mr. Mayor!Copy !req
489. I needs
my Proseccos!Copy !req
490. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
491. You're 52.Copy !req
492. You said you was 39!Copy !req
493. I was just trying
to get you in bed.Copy !req
494. I thought we'd both
be dead by now.Copy !req
495. Crap. But come on, you got
to change that law!Copy !req
496. I mean, it's already
ruined a friendshipCopy !req
497. with one of the best guys
I know!Copy !req
498. Adam, who's at the door?Copy !req
499. Oh, hi, Brian.Copy !req
500. Hi, Peter.Copy !req
501. Wait a minute.Copy !req
502. Is that, is that wine?Copy !req
503. Yeah, Adam just poured me
a little before dinner.Copy !req
504. Wow, you guys eat late.Copy !req
505. No, Peter,
don't you see?Copy !req
506. Carol's underage, too!Copy !req
507. The mayor just broke
his own law!Copy !req
508. Hmm, that's a good point.Copy !req
509. I guess I'll just have
to resign in scandalCopy !req
510. while leaving the law intact.Copy !req
511. Or you could
just change the law.Copy !req
512. But it's a good law.Copy !req
513. No, it ain't!Copy !req
514. Look, don't you understand
what drinkingCopy !req
515. means to us working stiffs?Copy !req
516. It helps us forget about our dayCopy !req
517. and tell our children we love
'em with a straight face.Copy !req
518. It allows gross uggos to boof
each other's gross uggo parts.Copy !req
519. And it gives people the courage
to sneak onto their mayor'sCopy !req
520. property and blackmail him
and eat all his ripe tomatoes.Copy !req
521. That was a croquet ball.Copy !req
522. Ah, then could you point me to
the closest nighttime dentist?Copy !req
523. So listen, Mr. Mayor,
what do you say about that law?Copy !req
524. All right, I'll repeal it.Copy !req
525. But only if you send me and
Carol a copy of that picture.Copy !req
526. We don't have a lot
of the two of us together.Copy !req
527. Brian, we did it!
We got him to change the law!Copy !req
528. Just goes to show, if anybody
wants a law changed,Copy !req
529. they should just go
to their mayor's house.Copy !req
530. Hey, I, uh, I-I appreciateCopy !req
531. what you said there
about our friendship.Copy !req
532. Well, to be honest, Brian,Copy !req
533. at first I did just want you
to buy us beer.Copy !req
534. But then the-the more
we were hanging out,Copy !req
535. I-I remembered how much fun
we used to have together.Copy !req
536. I guess after all these years,Copy !req
537. I started taking you
for granted.Copy !req
538. But you're still my best friend.Copy !req
539. Even if I don't
always act like it.Copy !req
540. I enjoyed hanging out
with you, too.Copy !req
541. Thanks, Peter.Copy !req
542. Hey, on your way out,Copy !req
543. could you put this in my
mailbox for the mailman?Copy !req
544. Uh, sure.Copy !req
545. Put the flag up?Copy !req
546. Of course put
the flag up!Copy !req
547. Geez, mail much?Copy !req
548. Well, Peter, I'm just happy
that you and BrianCopy !req
549. managed to get
that law repealed,Copy !req
550. and that you're
finally friends again.Copy !req
551. Me, too, Lois.Copy !req
552. Good to have
my drinking buddy back.Copy !req
553. Yay, everybody's happy!Copy !req
554. I love this family!Copy !req
555. I draped that over him.Copy !req
556. He was just doing it
out in the open.Copy !req