1. @elder_manCopy !req
2. Oh, cool, somebody put
Billy Joel on the jukebox.Copy !req
3. Billy Joel?
This is Daft Punk.Copy !req
4. Dappunk?
Wh— I— What is that?Copy !req
5. That's not even words.Copy !req
6. What are you saying?
This is Billy Joel.Copy !req
7. It's "Anthony's Song,"
parentheses, "Movin' Out."Copy !req
8. First of all, it's "Movin' Out,"
parentheses, "Anthony's Song."Copy !req
9. And second of all,
this is 100% not Billy Joel!Copy !req
10. You know, when they
recorded "Movin' Out,"Copy !req
11. someone left the
studio doors open,Copy !req
12. and that's why, at the end,
you hear that car sound.Copy !req
13. That's not true either!
No, this is it.Copy !req
14. He's talking about going
all around the worldCopy !req
15. 'cause this Anthony fella,
he's moving out.Copy !req
16. You know, to live
with Mr. CacciatoreCopy !req
17. down on Mulberry Street.Copy !req
18. And that's all I'm gonna
say about those two.Copy !req
19. Peter, I'm gonna punch
you with this beer mugCopy !req
20. till I'm holding
just the handle!Copy !req
21. Guys, calm down.Copy !req
22. There's one way
to solve this.Copy !req
23. I'll just use my phone.Copy !req
24. It says "'Around the World'
by Daft Punk."Copy !req
25. Thank you!Copy !req
26. God, you idiots are exhausting.Copy !req
27. Hey, Cleveland, how'd you
do that with your phone?Copy !req
28. I'm not an idiot.Copy !req
29. I used Shazam.Copy !req
30. It recognizes songs and
tells you their names.Copy !req
31. Yeah? Hey, what if
I farted into it?Copy !req
32. I don't know.
Be my guest.Copy !req
33. It says "Lana Del Rey."Copy !req
34. Wow, how do I get
this on my phone?Copy !req
35. You just download it.Copy !req
36. It's a app.
What's an app?Copy !req
37. They're little programsCopy !req
38. you use on your phone
while driving.Copy !req
39. Oh, man,
apps sound awesome!Copy !req
40. This is a real
game changer!Copy !req
41. Like the guy who inventedCopy !req
42. wearing a sport jacket
with jeans.Copy !req
43. So, what can
I do for you?Copy !req
44. Well, I've got
to go to church,Copy !req
45. but I don't have time
to change from the rodeo.Copy !req
46. Excuse me, I thought
you were helping me find a lookCopy !req
47. that'll let me cling
to my youth in my 40s.Copy !req
48. Yes, I'm interestedCopy !req
49. in cheating on my wife
in Las Vegas.Copy !req
50. Gentlemen, I think I can
help all three of you.Copy !req
51. Brian, I'm in a bind.Copy !req
52. Joanne was supposed to
drive me to the club,Copy !req
53. but she's having
throat surgery.Copy !req
54. 20 years of
menthol slims.Copy !req
55. I don't understand
anything you just said.Copy !req
56. Just drive me to
the racquet club.Copy !req
57. Since when do you belong
to a racquet club?Copy !req
58. You know, I do have a life
outside this house.Copy !req
59. For example, I also write
restaurant reviewsCopy !req
60. for the newspaper
under the name Hugh Cornwallis.Copy !req
61. Hugh Cornwallis?
He's, like...Copy !req
62. Super bitchy, I know.
Now come on, let's go.Copy !req
63. So, what? You're gonna
play tennis all day?Copy !req
64. No, I might also
hit the treadmillCopy !req
65. and watch
Kelly and MichaelCopy !req
66. on mute with
closed captioning.Copy !req
67. "It's like kaleCopy !req
68. "is everywhere these days,
am I right?Copy !req
69. unintelligible."Copy !req
70. I love them.Copy !req
71. They have such
an amazing chemistry.Copy !req
72. Yeah!Copy !req
73. Awesome!Copy !req
74. Peter, will you
keep it down?Copy !req
75. I'm trying to look at
lamps I'll never buy.Copy !req
76. Oh, yeah, sorry.Copy !req
77. Sweet!
What are you doing?Copy !req
78. Well, I just found out about
these things called apps,Copy !req
79. so that's kind of
all I do now.Copy !req
80. This one's a cool
bowling app I got.Copy !req
81. Aw, yeah, strike!Copy !req
82. Peter, your phone's
streaming to the TV.Copy !req
83. You're clearly
watching porn.Copy !req
84. Will you turn it off?Copy !req
85. I'm already caught, Lois.
I'm gonna finish.Copy !req
86. Peter, I'm...
I'm gonna finish!Copy !req
87. Just go over there!Copy !req
88. We're gonna be fine,
Lois, you and me.Copy !req
89. There you are, Dad.Copy !req
90. Where have you been?
I haven't seen you in days.Copy !req
91. Ugh. I went out of town
for a little while,Copy !req
92. but I made the
mistake of usingCopy !req
93. this app called
Bear B'n'B.Copy !req
94. We're so happy you're
staying with us.Copy !req
95. Just a reminder, we ask that
you not use the DVD player,Copy !req
96. but you can watch
any of the VHSs.Copy !req
97. We have Clear and
Present Danger,Copy !req
98. Son of the Mask...Copy !req
99. oh, and here's
most of a puzzle.Copy !req
100. Okay, well, I don't
want any of that stuff.Copy !req
101. Fine. Well,
if the phone ringsCopy !req
102. and we're not around,
just take a message.Copy !req
103. I'm kind of on vacation.Copy !req
104. Oh, and just a heads up,
the dog doesn't like men.Copy !req
105. Now, we serve breakfast from
6:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m.Copy !req
106. I'll skip breakfast.Copy !req
107. Uh, everyone
eats breakfast.Copy !req
108. I'm on vacation.Copy !req
109. All the more reason
to treat yourself.Copy !req
110. The house specialty
is a half-chewed troutCopy !req
111. we yanked out of the
river with our teeth.Copy !req
112. Ah, there's the bear stuff.Copy !req
113. Where are you going?Copy !req
114. Oh, I'm meeting up
with someoneCopy !req
115. from my Grinder app.Copy !req
116. Isn't that for
anonymous gay hookups?Copy !req
117. No, no, no.
This one's a way for guysCopy !req
118. who enjoy sandwiches
to connect.Copy !req
119. You "Meatballfreak"?Copy !req
120. Uh-huh.Copy !req
121. All right,
let's do this.Copy !req
122. Are you also married?Copy !req
123. My phone's broken.Copy !req
124. I'm not surprised.Copy !req
125. It's probably because
of all those appsCopy !req
126. you've been downloading.Copy !req
127. Don't say "apps"
like you're young.Copy !req
128. No, I took it
in the showerCopy !req
129. 'cause I didn't know
you could pause a game.Copy !req
130. Here, Chris.
Your first cell phone!Copy !req
131. Yay!Copy !req
132. Something my dad held
in the bathroom!Copy !req
133. You know, Chris, you could
probably salvage that phone.Copy !req
134. If you put it in a bag of
uncooked rice, it'll dry out.Copy !req
135. Really?Copy !req
136. Yeah. And then you
can use the riceCopy !req
137. to pretend someone
wanted to marry you.Copy !req
138. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
139. Mr. and Mrs. Dog
and Meg the Bounty Hunter!Copy !req
140. Holy moley!Copy !req
141. Marcy Miller!Copy !req
142. She bought feminine products
at my dad's pharmacy,Copy !req
143. so you know
she's up and running.Copy !req
144. Yeah, I wish I had
the guts to talk to her.Copy !req
145. Talk to her?Copy !req
146. Chris, no one talks
to each other anymore.Copy !req
147. If you want to get
a girl's attention,Copy !req
148. you text her a picture
of your penis.Copy !req
149. What? Really?Copy !req
150. Are-Are you sure?
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
151. People who send their daughters
to public high schoolsCopy !req
152. are basically
asking for this.Copy !req
153. Well, I did just get
this new phone from my dad.Copy !req
154. All right, what could go wrong?Copy !req
155. It worked out great for...Copy !req
156. Ah. This is it, Bri.Copy !req
157. The Quahog Racquet Club.Copy !req
158. Where frail old men come
to weigh themselves in the nude.Copy !req
159. Does that say 84 or 85?Copy !req
160. It says 63.Copy !req
161. Oh, dear.Copy !req
162. How'd you get all those
cuts on your butt?Copy !req
163. Wow, they allow drinking here
at 10:30 in the morning?Copy !req
164. Oh, yes, half the bathroom trash
is thrown-up scrambled eggs.Copy !req
165. Okay, so this place
has hot women,Copy !req
166. morning booze
and free vomit?Copy !req
167. Maybe I'll join you.
You don't play tennis.Copy !req
168. What are you talking about?
I'm a great tennis player.Copy !req
169. You are? Well, that's perfect.Copy !req
170. There's a doubles tournament
coming up,Copy !req
171. and I could really
use a partner.Copy !req
172. Well, you found him!Copy !req
173. All right, all right,
I suppose we can make this work.Copy !req
174. Like that actress
from Rizzoli & IslesCopy !req
175. and her husband do.Copy !req
176. Honey, I thought
we could doCopy !req
177. a little
role-playing tonight.Copy !req
178. Oh, yeah? What'd
you have in mind?Copy !req
179. Maybe I could be
my character from the show.Copy !req
180. Oh! Yeah!Copy !req
181. From the show!Copy !req
182. Sure.Copy !req
183. Um... oh, no!Copy !req
184. It's the... law
enforcement woman.Copy !req
185. Part of that great team
of Rizzoli and Isles.Copy !req
186. You don't know
what part I play, do you?Copy !req
187. Hey, look, you didn't marry me
because of my brains.Copy !req
188. You married me
because I playCopy !req
189. one of the main bad
guys in Blue Bloods.Copy !req
190. Now let's just stop talking
and have idiot actor sex.Copy !req
191. Thank you for coming,
Mr. and Mrs. Griffin.Copy !req
192. We've got a bit
of a situation,Copy !req
193. which is why I've asked
Officer Swanson to join us.Copy !req
194. It appears Chris sent an
inappropriate photo of himselfCopy !req
195. to one of his
classmates.Copy !req
196. That's right.Copy !req
197. He texted a picture
of his peenie.Copy !req
198. Oh, my God!Copy !req
199. And apparently the girl...
Oh, thank God.Copy !req
200. he sent it to
doesn't like him back,Copy !req
201. so she turned him in.Copy !req
202. Okay, I can see
everybody's mad, but...Copy !req
203. what'd you think?Copy !req
204. Thank you for
bringing thisCopy !req
205. to our attention,
Principal Shepherd.Copy !req
206. We'll make sure
Chris apologizesCopy !req
207. to that little
knob-tease.Copy !req
208. I'm sorry, Lois,
but it's not that simple.Copy !req
209. When Chris sent
that picture,Copy !req
210. he was technically
distributing child pornography.Copy !req
211. Child pornography?Copy !req
212. Joe, that's crazy!Copy !req
213. He's just a teenager
who made a bad choice.Copy !req
214. I don't know what to say, but
the laws just haven't caught upCopy !req
215. to how cool kids are now.Copy !req
216. I'm sorry, but this makes Chris
a sex offender.Copy !req
217. Oh, my God!Copy !req
218. Huh.Copy !req
219. Well, I'm not about to make
a Batman exit right now,Copy !req
220. but has that thing
always been over there?Copy !req
221. Over where?Copy !req
222. What are you doing, Peter?Copy !req
223. Ah, you looked back
too fast.Copy !req
224. Good afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker.Copy !req
225. Today, we bring you a disturbing
case of child pornography.Copy !req
226. Local teenage scumbag
Chris Griffin,Copy !req
227. whose name will be omitted here,Copy !req
228. was caught sending,
quote-unquote,Copy !req
229. "graphic selfies of his hog"--Copy !req
230. not sure where
that quote is from—Copy !req
231. to another underage student.Copy !req
232. Coming up next, teleprompter guy
puts the period in a weird.Copy !req
233. Place.Copy !req
234. Oh, this is awful.Copy !req
235. Now everyone in town
knows I'm a sex offender!Copy !req
236. We know you didn't
mean any harm, Chris.Copy !req
237. We're just living
in a different time.Copy !req
238. When I was your age,Copy !req
239. boys used to just
whip it out on the bus.Copy !req
240. Can't I just go on the news
and tell everyone I'm sorry?Copy !req
241. Oh, I wish you
could, sweetie,Copy !req
242. but the law says that,
as a sex offender,Copy !req
243. you have to complete
a rehabilitation course.Copy !req
244. Oh, that sounds awful.Copy !req
245. Eh, can't be any worse
than our trip to Hawaii.Copy !req
246. Okay, before you do
anything else,Copy !req
247. I'm deathly allergic
to pineapple, pork,Copy !req
248. rum, macadamia nuts,Copy !req
249. stupid tiny guitars,
overpriced golf,Copy !req
250. sentimental
military stuff, lava,Copy !req
251. people who I can't tell
are black or Asian,Copy !req
252. apostrophes,
anyone twirling flames,Copy !req
253. second weddings
and linen pants.Copy !req
254. Is there anything
you're not allergic to?Copy !req
255. Yeah, the Epcot Center.Copy !req
256. Where I wanted to go.Copy !req
257. Good evening, I'm Glenn
Quagmire, your instructor.Copy !req
258. Everyone look to your left.Copy !req
259. Now look to your right.Copy !req
260. All of you are sex offenders,Copy !req
261. and statistically
you will all be here again.Copy !req
262. Because this has never worked
in the history of doing this.Copy !req
263. Now, today, we have a new
member— giggity— Chris G.Copy !req
264. Hi, Chris.Copy !req
265. All right, before we begin,Copy !req
266. whoever's driving
a windowless vanCopy !req
267. painted like an ice cream truck,
your lights are on.Copy !req
268. Okay, next,
let's take a few minutesCopy !req
269. to talk about
our new, fake interests.Copy !req
270. Here's a clay pot I made.Copy !req
271. I've started following
girls' field hockey.Copy !req
272. No, come on.Copy !req
273. You're supposed to pick
from the list.Copy !req
274. Mr. Quagmire,
this is terrible.Copy !req
275. And do I really
have to be here?Copy !req
276. Well, the law does
give you a choice.Copy !req
277. This or chemical
castration.Copy !req
278. What's that?
You take a ton of pillsCopy !req
279. that completely wipe
out all sexuality.Copy !req
280. Oh, is that what
Michael Moore did?Copy !req
281. No, but I understand
why you'd think that.Copy !req
282. Now, do you want
to see the list?Copy !req
283. I could take a whack at
hand-distressing furniture.Copy !req
284. We don't say "whack."Copy !req
285. Very good, Stewie.Copy !req
286. You grunt like
a Hungarian lesbian.Copy !req
287. Thanks, Dimitri.Copy !req
288. And, uh, your testicle's hanging
out of your shorts again.Copy !req
289. I am cooling it.Copy !req
290. But where is
this partner of yours?Copy !req
291. I don't know. He was supposed
to be here 15 minutes ago.Copy !req
292. You're right.Copy !req
293. So, anyway,
my ex said,Copy !req
294. "If you bring home
one more tennis trophy,Copy !req
295. I am out of here."Copy !req
296. Well, she was gone
in two days.Copy !req
297. Oh, Brian.Copy !req
298. "O'Brien"?
That's my Irish cousin.Copy !req
299. What are you doing?Copy !req
300. We're supposed to be
practicing for the tournament.Copy !req
301. Stewie, relax.
I promise we'll practice,Copy !req
302. but we just ordered bisque.Copy !req
303. How are you
paying for that?Copy !req
304. Well, if you must know,Copy !req
305. we're putting it on Philippa's
husband's account.Copy !req
306. Does Burt know
about this?Copy !req
307. He would if he wasn't
working all the time.Copy !req
308. Thank you, Brian.Copy !req
309. Now, come on, let's have more
hard liquor and creamy soups.Copy !req
310. Ugh.Copy !req
311. Meg, can you hand me
the paper plates?Copy !req
312. I can't believe we're
having an ice cream cakeCopy !req
313. to celebrate Chris graduating
from sex offender school.Copy !req
314. Well, the opportunities
to celebrateCopy !req
315. don't come often
in this household.Copy !req
316. There he is, Mr.
Former Sex Offender.Copy !req
317. Mom, it's not
that big a deal.Copy !req
318. All I did was finish
those creepy classes.Copy !req
319. I know, but now your
record is clear.Copy !req
320. You can go back to
being a normal boyCopy !req
321. and put all this
behind you.Copy !req
322. Hey, Chris, wait till
you see the funny thingCopy !req
323. I had 'em put
on your cake.Copy !req
324. "Happy sixth
birthday, Timmy"?Copy !req
325. Uh-oh, they must
have mixed them up.Copy !req
326. "Nice crank,
you dirty little bastard"?Copy !req
327. Sorry, I'll take that.Copy !req
328. Here's your cake.
I ate a great deal of it.Copy !req
329. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
330. How was your first
day out of rehab?Copy !req
331. It was terrible.Copy !req
332. Taking that class
made no difference.Copy !req
333. Nobody wants anything
to do with me.Copy !req
334. Hi, Mr. Herbert.Copy !req
335. Oh, my God.Copy !req
336. Children, run!Copy !req
337. It's that pervert!Copy !req
338. Everybody into my
safety basement!Copy !req
339. Oh! Oh, that
was a bad snap.Copy !req
340. I'm hurt, kids!Copy !req
341. Don't eat those popsicles
till I get down there!Copy !req
342. Well, I'm glad we're finally
getting some practice in.Copy !req
343. Yeah, nothing like
running aroundCopy !req
344. after eating
a seafood tower.Copy !req
345. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
346. You're supposed to
be at the baseline.Copy !req
347. Yeah, baseline,
baseline.Copy !req
348. Right, right.
He's serving to you.Copy !req
349. Get back there!Copy !req
350. You've never played
tennis, have you?Copy !req
351. Not once.
Damn it, Brian!Copy !req
352. I entered us in
that tournamentCopy !req
353. because you said
you could play!Copy !req
354. And I will not
be humiliatedCopy !req
355. in front of shallow,
rich alcoholics!Copy !req
356. Hey, Chris.Copy !req
357. I see you walked
across the grass againCopy !req
358. instead of
using the walk.Copy !req
359. You're really wearing
a path, aren't you?Copy !req
360. We call that
Chris's Trail.Copy !req
361. Right there.Copy !req
362. Chris's Trail.Copy !req
363. Mr. Quagmire,
I completed that sex rehabCopy !req
364. and I paid my debt to society,Copy !req
365. but people are still afraid of
me, like I'm some kind of creep.Copy !req
366. How do I get them to treat meCopy !req
367. the way they did
before all this happened?Copy !req
368. You can't. I'm sorry, Chris,Copy !req
369. but you're just gonna have
to accept that from now on,Copy !req
370. people are gonna see you
as a sex-crazed pervert.Copy !req
371. And there's nothing
you can do to change that.Copy !req
372. Wait a minute,
maybe there is.Copy !req
373. Thanks, Mr. Quagmire.Copy !req
374. No problem, Chris.Copy !req
375. You keep that
chin up, huh?Copy !req
376. I will.Copy !req
377. Hey, can I ring
your doorbell?Copy !req
378. No, I'd rather you...Copy !req
379. That's why "no," Chris.Copy !req
380. That's why "no."Copy !req
381. Chris? What the hell
happened to you?Copy !req
382. Mother, Father,Copy !req
383. I decided to have myself
chemically castrated.Copy !req
384. Why the hell would
you do that?Copy !req
385. Now nobody will have
any reason to be afraid of meCopy !req
386. or think I'm a pervert,Copy !req
387. and everybody can just
treat me like normal again.Copy !req
388. Oh, my God, I can't believe
my son's some kind of weirdo!Copy !req
389. Uh, here comes
another sandwich.Copy !req
390. I can't even look at you.Copy !req
391. Has anyone seen my sandals?Copy !req
392. Yeah, no, nobody's seen
your sandals.Copy !req
393. Well, I'll just have
to make another pair.Copy !req
394. Look, Chris, I know you
think chemical castrationCopy !req
395. is gonna solve
your problems,Copy !req
396. but you have to stop
taking those pills.Copy !req
397. I don't have to do anything,Copy !req
398. besides get to the wind chime
store before it closes.Copy !req
399. There can't be
a whole store.Copy !req
400. To be fair, they also have
a couple of kaleidoscopes.Copy !req
401. Ah, can I come?Copy !req
402. Lois, can I go to the store
with that thing?Copy !req
403. Splendid. I'll go get
my burlap wallet.Copy !req
404. Wow, we rolled three gutter
balls on these kids, huh?Copy !req
405. My word, Brian,
you're really improving.Copy !req
406. We might actually
win this thing.Copy !req
407. Thanks. You know,
I just pretendCopy !req
408. that tennis ball
is Mitch McConnellCopy !req
409. trying to roll back subsidies
on the Affordable Care Act,Copy !req
410. and I'm like, "Nope!"Copy !req
411. Yeah, I-I don't... I don't
need to hear your process.Copy !req
412. Look, I'm just happy
you pushed me,Copy !req
413. 'cause now I can't wait
for that tournament.Copy !req
414. I know,
it's gonna be great.Copy !req
415. And I already know exactly
where I'm gonna put that trophy.Copy !req
416. So the baby died?Copy !req
417. Yeah, the baby died.Copy !req
418. But, look, first place.Copy !req
419. Chris, your mother and I want
you to stop taking them pills.Copy !req
420. There's a lot of great things
about having a sex driveCopy !req
421. that you're missing out on.
Like what?Copy !req
422. Well, there's the post-orgy
meals at a swingers party.Copy !req
423. Come on, let's eat with
these wonderful people.Copy !req
424. Hey, everybody,
try my wife's ambrosia.Copy !req
425. If you liked my wife's snizz,
you're gonna love her ambrosia.Copy !req
426. I was thinking about
this seven-layer dipCopy !req
427. the whole time I
was chowing Ronald.Copy !req
428. I don't like this.Copy !req
429. I want to go home.Copy !req
430. You know what's sad?Copy !req
431. There's hardly any other
fathers and sons here.Copy !req
432. I don't know, Lois.Copy !req
433. I just don't think
Chris is gonna change his mind.Copy !req
434. I know.Copy !req
435. It's only a matter of timeCopy !req
436. before he shaves
one side of his headCopy !req
437. and swoops the rest
of the hair over.Copy !req
438. Why, is that...
is that bad?Copy !req
439. Good early
evening, everyone.Copy !req
440. I have celebratory news.Copy !req
441. With all the free time, I'm
no longer devoting to onanism...Copy !req
442. That's spanking it?
Yes, Peter.Copy !req
443. I have managed to redirect
that energy into my studies.Copy !req
444. In fact, today I received
the Kaplan Prize in biology.Copy !req
445. Chris, that's great!Copy !req
446. Not only that, I got the highest
score on my Spanish test,Copy !req
447. and I even joined
the debate team.Copy !req
448. That's amazing!Copy !req
449. All right, well, I'm gonna
put some flowers in a wagonCopy !req
450. and walk around town.Copy !req
451. You know what, Peter?Copy !req
452. Maybe there's a silver
lining to this fiasco.Copy !req
453. Not thinking about
sex all the timeCopy !req
454. seems to have allowed Chris
to excel in other areas.Copy !req
455. He does seem sharper.Copy !req
456. Heck, the old Chris
couldn't even figure outCopy !req
457. the self-checkout
at the supermarket.Copy !req
458. Please place
the item in the bagging area.Copy !req
459. Please remove the item
from the bagging area.Copy !req
460. Please take a plastic bag
from the bagging area.Copy !req
461. Please put the bag over
your head and tighten.Copy !req
462. I told you I could
make him do it.Copy !req
463. That's hard-core, man.Copy !req
464. You're hard-core.Copy !req
465. All right, Brian,
we win this set,Copy !req
466. the tournament's ours.Copy !req
467. Yeah, come on,
let's do this.Copy !req
468. I can already see our
names in the newsletter,Copy !req
469. right below the deaths
from the previous quarter.Copy !req
470. Out.
What?Copy !req
471. Your ball was long.Copy !req
472. Are you me?Copy !req
473. That thing was in!Copy !req
474. You're gonna penalize usCopy !req
475. because you're a blind
blue jacket?Copy !req
476. Stewie, calm down.Copy !req
477. I will drop you
to your kneesCopy !req
478. and shove my racket so
far down your throatCopy !req
479. you'll be
my grip for a week!Copy !req
480. Warning, Mr. Griffin.Copy !req
481. Oh, you're warning me?
I'm warning you!Copy !req
482. I'm gonna go to your house
and your wife!Copy !req
483. You proud of yourself,
tennis club security guard?Copy !req
484. Your kids look up to you?
Big man.Copy !req
485. Throwing out a baby and a dog.
Tough guy.Copy !req
486. Maybe I'll see you later when
you don't have that name tag on.Copy !req
487. I thought your
shot was in.Copy !req
488. Oh, hey, pound it, dude.Copy !req
489. So to find the area
of this circle,Copy !req
490. we're going to need to use pi,
whose digits go on forever.Copy !req
491. Can you imagine
if our pi was endless?Copy !req
492. We'd all be changing
our belt sizes.Copy !req
493. Thanks, Chris.Copy !req
494. Wow, that was
really something.Copy !req
495. Marcy?Copy !req
496. I had no idea you were
such an amazing tutor.Copy !req
497. And I really like
your pendant.Copy !req
498. Thanks, but why are you
being so nice to me?Copy !req
499. You got me in so much
trouble before.Copy !req
500. Yeah, I'm really
sorry about that.Copy !req
501. That was just my dumb,
overprotective dad.Copy !req
502. Really?Copy !req
503. Yeah, he took my phone to look
at pictures of my friends,Copy !req
504. and he found the
one you sent.Copy !req
505. I bet that caught him
by surprise.Copy !req
506. Definitely.Copy !req
507. Well, I hope you know
that's not who I am anymore.Copy !req
508. I do, and I hope I didn't
cause you too much trouble.Copy !req
509. This is not a drill!Copy !req
510. I repeat, not a drill!Copy !req
511. Good to be back doing
this again, huh, Bill?Copy !req
512. What, shoveling
coal into a penis?Copy !req
513. I was sleeping.Copy !req
514. What's happening?Copy !req
515. I don't know.Copy !req
516. Someone... someone get me
nude art books!Copy !req
517. I need nude art books!Copy !req
518. Oh, good, Chris.Copy !req
519. You can hang this
New York Times back on...Copy !req
520. Oh, a pee-pee!Copy !req
521. Well, Chris, you
killed that librarian,Copy !req
522. but we're glad to have you
back to your old self.Copy !req
523. Mrs. Lapardo worked at
that school for 54 years.Copy !req
524. Well, at least
she saw a little WangCopy !req
525. before taking that dirt nap.Copy !req
526. Thanks, you guys.Copy !req
527. I guess chemical castration
isn't for everyone.Copy !req
528. I-Is that... is that
the lesson for this week?Copy !req
529. Uh, I guess it's that or
be kinder on the tennis court.Copy !req
530. Where have you been?Copy !req