1. We now return to Wes Anderson'sCopy !req
2. Pan Up, Pan Down,
French Song, The End.Copy !req
3. Wow, that was amazing, I think!Copy !req
4. All right, everyone,Copy !req
5. it's time to open up
our bank statements.Copy !req
6. Let's gather
'round for prayer.Copy !req
7. Hey, God, it's the Griffins.Copy !req
8. Again, we're very sorryCopy !req
9. we cyber-bullied
that girl to death.Copy !req
10. But we still want a snowmobile.Copy !req
11. Today, though,
please let there be moneyCopy !req
12. in our bank account.Copy !req
13. Amen. Amen.
Amen. Amen.Copy !req
14. Damn it.
It didn't work.Copy !req
15. We're still poor.Copy !req
16. Peter, every month our savings
get smaller and smaller.Copy !req
17. We really gotta
figure out a better wayCopy !req
18. to budget for this
family's future.Copy !req
19. Bitcoin.Copy !req
20. What?
I don't know.Copy !req
21. This is serious.Copy !req
22. We need to think
about our kids' education.Copy !req
23. Of course, it's already too late
for Meg to go to college.Copy !req
24. And Chris is too dumb
to get in anywhere.Copy !req
25. Yay!Copy !req
26. No, Chris.
Not yay.Copy !req
27. But there's still
time for Stewie.Copy !req
28. Let's sit down later
and see if we can figure outCopy !req
29. a plan to get our
finances in order.Copy !req
30. Eh, don't worry
about it, Lois.Copy !req
31. I will always provide
for the family.Copy !req
32. Even if I have to
shoot our dinner.Copy !req
33. This will look great
in my study.Copy !req
34. I'm a hunter,Copy !req
35. but I'm a silly hunter.Copy !req
36. Hey, don't fill up on that.Copy !req
37. We got breakfast coming.Copy !req
38. Hey, Peter, I think
I figured out one wayCopy !req
39. we can save money
for Stewie's college.Copy !req
40. If we bundle our cable
and Internet together,Copy !req
41. we can save
$14 a month.Copy !req
42. No! Bundling is
a sign of defeat!Copy !req
43. Plus, I figured out
something better.Copy !req
44. A metal detector.
What?Copy !req
45. Yeah, it combines two of
America's greatest resources:Copy !req
46. garbage and luck.Copy !req
47. That's stupid,
Peter.Copy !req
48. Ah, you're just
saying thatCopy !req
49. because the battery it uses
causes bladder cancer.Copy !req
50. Well, then, I'm off.Copy !req
51. I shall be at the beach
looking for valuablesCopy !req
52. and occasionally using
a doorless bathroom.Copy !req
53. Good day, madam.Copy !req
54. We now return to
The Awkward Stepdad Show.Copy !req
55. Man, your mom's
a real groaner.Copy !req
56. Do you hear that
in your room?Copy !req
57. Hey, Dad,
where are you going?Copy !req
58. Well, Meg, now that
I'm a metal detector guy,Copy !req
59. I gotta start eating breakfast
at on-the-sand cafes,Copy !req
60. where I will
judge touristsCopy !req
61. as my skin browns
and hardens.Copy !req
62. Stop throwin' your kid's diapersCopy !req
63. in the trash
with all the soda cans!Copy !req
64. Hey, Lois, check out what
I found with my metal detector.Copy !req
65. Are those... are
those Purple Hearts?Copy !req
66. Yeah, some idiot buried,
like, a hundred of 'emCopy !req
67. in this big lawn
under these bone cages.Copy !req
68. Peter!Copy !req
69. I think you desecrated
a military graveyard!Copy !req
70. Hey, guys, like four jeepsCopy !req
71. just drove up
onto our front yard.Copy !req
72. They must be here
for the medals!Copy !req
73. Maybe. Or it could be
because of myCopy !req
74. "I'm Gonna Barf
on the White House" blog.Copy !req
75. Ah, sweet!Copy !req
76. Huh.Copy !req
77. Wonder what happens if I turn it
on and point 'em at each other.Copy !req
78. Oh, my God!Copy !req
79. Did you also call
into a talk showCopy !req
80. without turning down
your radio first?Copy !req
81. Jackpot.Copy !req
82. Wow, an iPad!Copy !req
83. This thing finds
everything!Copy !req
84. Engagement ring!Copy !req
85. Family locket!Copy !req
86. Sunglasses that are an upgradeCopy !req
87. - over my current pair!
- There he is!Copy !req
88. There's the guy who's been
stealing everyone's stuff!Copy !req
89. Don't yell at me,
I'm very sunburned!Copy !req
90. Go, crappy car, go!Copy !req
91. Peter, did you rob
a bunch of peopleCopy !req
92. on the beach
with your metal detector?Copy !req
93. Well, that's only
half the story.Copy !req
94. I also hooted at a lady
who was breastfeeding.Copy !req
95. I want you to get rid of
that metal detector.Copy !req
96. All you're doing is
getting into troubleCopy !req
97. and digging up junk
when we really needCopy !req
98. to be saving
for Stewie's college.Copy !req
99. Tomorrow we are
going to the mallCopy !req
100. and returning that
thing to the store.Copy !req
101. Okay, fine.Copy !req
102. But you should know, the day
I bought this metal detectorCopy !req
103. was the happiest
day of my life.Copy !req
104. Well, obviously,
the second happiest.Copy !req
105. Oh, my God, I wasn't even
supposed to be here.Copy !req
106. I passed out at the Tom Petty
concert last nightCopy !req
107. and just stayed.Copy !req
108. Please, go slow.Copy !req
109. I have IBS.Copy !req
110. Well, I'm glad
the store was willingCopy !req
111. to take that
metal detector back.Copy !req
112. All right, let's go
to the food court.Copy !req
113. I love eating
Panda ExpressCopy !req
114. while squeezin' our purchases
between our kneesCopy !req
115. 'cause someone
might grab 'em.Copy !req
116. God, the mall sucks,
doesn't it, kids?Copy !req
117. If I had a credit card,
I'd shop online.Copy !req
118. Oh, hey, Bonnie.Copy !req
119. What are you guys
doing here?Copy !req
120. Oh, hey, Lois.Copy !req
121. We saw an ad
looking for a toddlerCopy !req
122. to appear in a peanut
butter commercialCopy !req
123. and we thought
we'd bring Susie.Copy !req
124. Joe, are you wearing a corsage?
Yeah.Copy !req
125. You can get a really good deal
on them after prom season.Copy !req
126. They're for girls, Joe.Copy !req
127. Hey, Peter,Copy !req
128. why don't you let me do me,
and you do you, okay?Copy !req
129. Peanut butter commercial, huh?Copy !req
130. Hey, Bri, maybe
you should audition.Copy !req
131. You know, because of that
one time you got in the trashCopy !req
132. and ate a whole jar of
recalled peanut butter?Copy !req
133. It wasn't peanut butter.Copy !req
134. It was that pre-mixed peanut
butter and jelly thing.Copy !req
135. Oh, Mom bought that?Copy !req
136. That's what the scab kid
at school always has!Copy !req
137. That was really great, Jake.Copy !req
138. Really, really great.Copy !req
139. Your face is upside-down,Copy !req
140. so we're not gonna pick you,
but thanks for coming.Copy !req
141. Hey. Hey.
This is you.Copy !req
142. "I'm Brian.Copy !req
143. "I like garbage
peanut butter,Copy !req
144. and I wear my 'I Voted' sticker
for a week and a half."Copy !req
145. Num-num-num-num-num-
num-num-num-num!Copy !req
146. I'm sorry, we're looking forCopy !req
147. more of a
"Num-num-num-num-num-num-num."Copy !req
148. Bob, look over there!Copy !req
149. Num-num-num-num-num-num-num-num-
num-num-num-num-num!Copy !req
150. Whose kid is that?Copy !req
151. Oh, that's our son, Stewie.Copy !req
152. He's adorable!Copy !req
153. And exactly what
we're looking for!Copy !req
154. Congratulations, your son
is the new peanut butter kid!Copy !req
155. My God, I don't believe it!Copy !req
156. That's so cool!Copy !req
157. Hey, what's Dad doing
over there with Chris?Copy !req
158. Oh, he's telling him that he's
no longer his favorite son.Copy !req
159. No!Copy !req
160. No, Daddy!Copy !req
161. Daddy!Copy !req
162. Daddy...Copy !req
163. I didn't even tell him.Copy !req
164. He just does not
like to be touched.Copy !req
165. Thanks for coming
to the viewing partyCopy !req
166. for Stewie's commercial,
everybody.Copy !req
167. We're sorry that it's
airing during 2 Broke Girls,Copy !req
168. but we have no
control over that.Copy !req
169. Thanks for coming to
my big night, Brian.Copy !req
170. I see you got all dressed up
in your exposed wiener.Copy !req
171. Quiet, everybody!
Here it comes!Copy !req
172. Welcome home, honey!Copy !req
173. There's my family!Copy !req
174. H-Hey, wait,
where's the baby?Copy !req
175. Well, he likes
his hero dad,Copy !req
176. but he loves
Scooter's Peanut Butter.Copy !req
177. Num-num-num-num-num-num-num-num-
num-num-num-num-num-num-num!Copy !req
178. Scooter's Peanut Butter.Copy !req
179. So good, your baby
will want to eat itCopy !req
180. in an airport terminal
bathroom.Copy !req
181. He's a baby
who did a baby thing.Copy !req
182. Let's all calm down
a little.Copy !req
183. Wow, I can't believe
Stewie's a commercial star.Copy !req
184. We haven't had a
celebrity in the familyCopy !req
185. since my great-aunt,
Queen of Burlesque Griffin.Copy !req
186. Bill. Bill. Bill.Copy !req
187. Weird magazine about
our town that's just ads.Copy !req
188. Hmm, this one's for Stewie.Copy !req
189. Whoa, a check for $2,000?Copy !req
190. Let me see that.Copy !req
191. It's a royalty check
from Stewie's commercial.Copy !req
192. Apparently, he gets paid
every time it airs.Copy !req
193. This is great.Copy !req
194. We can put it right into
Stewie's college fund.Copy !req
195. Yeah, yeah,
but, you know,Copy !req
196. maybe we should keep
a little bit out to celebrate.Copy !req
197. I mean, I ain't
done nothin' fancyCopy !req
198. since I bought
those rich guy socks.Copy !req
199. Ah, there.Copy !req
200. I'm ready to get caught
cheating with my secretary.Copy !req
201. Welcome, folks.Copy !req
202. Would you like flat
or sparkling water to start?Copy !req
203. Garden hose
will be fine.Copy !req
204. We prefer it to be hot
and then metal-y.Copy !req
205. Actually, Peter,Copy !req
206. let's go for the
sparkling water.Copy !req
207. I mean, we are
celebratingCopy !req
208. our little commercial
star and his big payday.Copy !req
209. Oh, I don't care
about that, ma'am.Copy !req
210. You know, this is
a nice dinner and all,Copy !req
211. but I thought you guys
were going to saveCopy !req
212. this commercial money
for Stewie's college fund.Copy !req
213. We are saving it, Brian.Copy !req
214. This is just
a little celebration.Copy !req
215. The rest of it is going
right in the bank.Copy !req
216. Yeah, and besides,
it's been a whileCopy !req
217. since we ate at a place
where if you ask for ketchup,Copy !req
218. they look at you
like you're dirt.Copy !req
219. You know, Stewie
actually got a callCopy !req
220. for another
commercial tomorrow.Copy !req
221. Who knows?Copy !req
222. This could be the beginning
of a nice career for him.Copy !req
223. You sure about this, Lois?Copy !req
224. I mean... I mean,
the world of child actingCopy !req
225. can be a pretty bad
environment for a kid.Copy !req
226. Maybe we should just
let Stewie's childhoodCopy !req
227. be about being a child.Copy !req
228. Wasn't your kid an actor,
you jagoff?Copy !req
229. Didn't your father
hate your guts and die?Copy !req
230. Whoa!Copy !req
231. Bring a gun to a knife fight.Copy !req
232. Look, I-I'm sorry,
I'm sorry.Copy !req
233. All I'm saying is,Copy !req
234. just try to keep Stewie's
best interests in mind.Copy !req
235. Relax, Brian.Copy !req
236. Stewie's fine.
I mean, look at him.Copy !req
237. He's happier than
a sunny-side-up egg.Copy !req
238. What a great way
to start the day.Copy !req
239. What a pan, what a grill.Copy !req
240. Oh no, I'm at Denny's.Copy !req
241. Hey, I'm a drug addict
and it's midnight—Copy !req
242. where's my breakfast?Copy !req
243. Help, he's only
gonna eat the toastCopy !req
244. and put a cigarette out on me.Copy !req
245. Okay, Stewie, you booked
the last commercialCopy !req
246. without even trying, so this
one should be a piece of cake.Copy !req
247. Oh, I guess there are other
people auditioning, too.Copy !req
248. Oh, is your child up for the
cough syrup commercial, too?Copy !req
249. You'd have no way
of knowing this,Copy !req
250. but the moms tend
to dress up.Copy !req
251. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
252. And you'd have
no way of knowingCopy !req
253. that my son is the
Scooter's Peanut Butter Kid.Copy !req
254. That's cute.Copy !req
255. My son had a gun waved in
his face in a Dexter episode.Copy !req
256. Are you guys talking
about your kids?Copy !req
257. My daughter is the American
Apparel slut baby.Copy !req
258. My son got crapped on
in the last Jackass movie.Copy !req
259. God, everyone here
is so talented.Copy !req
260. Hi, everybody, we're
a little crunched for time,Copy !req
261. so we're gonna have
to audition peopleCopy !req
262. right here
in the hallway.Copy !req
263. You, do something
exceptional.Copy !req
264. Uh, okay.Copy !req
265. Ow! Ow.Copy !req
266. Oh, my grundle.Copy !req
267. It's bruised.Copy !req
268. It's bruised bad.Copy !req
269. Oh, okay, I'm out, I'm out.Copy !req
270. Tappin' out.Copy !req
271. Well, that was
a disaster.Copy !req
272. It was humiliating
is what it was.Copy !req
273. That woman just smiledCopy !req
274. when Stewie banged
his balls on the floor.Copy !req
275. A damn disaster.Copy !req
276. Num-num-num-num-num-
num-num-num-num?Copy !req
277. Shut up,
that's over!Copy !req
278. Did you see those other kids?Copy !req
279. They were amazing.Copy !req
280. One of them was textingCopy !req
281. with the funny-dumb kid
from Modern Family.Copy !req
282. I want to text with that kid.Copy !req
283. Holy Christmas, there were
a lot of hot momsCopy !req
284. in yoga pants in there though.Copy !req
285. Dear me, they're really
disappointed in me, Rupert.Copy !req
286. I haven't seen
the fat man this upsetCopy !req
287. since he went
to the 9/11 museum.Copy !req
288. Lois made us do this,Copy !req
289. but I wanted to go to the
Central Park merry-go-round.Copy !req
290. We had time to do both!Copy !req
291. What the hell?Copy !req
292. Okay, that's great, that's
great, that's great.Copy !req
293. Just one question,
Stewie—Copy !req
294. do you get pleasure out of
humiliating your family?Copy !req
295. Yeah, is there some kind
of sick joy in it?Copy !req
296. Why can't he just
be Pierce Brosnan?Copy !req
297. Pierce Brosnan
would've got this.Copy !req
298. In a heartbeat!Copy !req
299. It's 3:00
in the morning.Copy !req
300. What the hell
are you guys doing?Copy !req
301. What does it look like?
We're practicing.Copy !req
302. Stewie has another
audition tomorrow,Copy !req
303. and we're not gonna be
embarrassed like we were today.Copy !req
304. See, this is the kind
of thing I was talking about.Copy !req
305. And look at him,
he can barely stand up.Copy !req
306. That's why I made this—
I call it "8 Hour Energy."Copy !req
307. It's one part 5-Hour Energy,
and the other three hours areCopy !req
308. espresso, Scotts
Turf Builder,Copy !req
309. and a tiny, tiny super-small
amount of cocaine.Copy !req
310. Just a little bit.Copy !req
311. I can't stress the
littleness of it enough.Copy !req
312. Whoa, mama,
there's a kick like a mule!Copy !req
313. There he is,
there's the magic.Copy !req
314. Peter, you're giving
your baby drugsCopy !req
315. to improve
his acting career?Copy !req
316. Oh, he's fine
with it.Copy !req
317. Stewie, if you're
fine with it,Copy !req
318. bleed from the nose.Copy !req
319. I think that's
pretty close.Copy !req
320. All right, Stewie, now remember
what we practiced last night.Copy !req
321. And here's a trick
to keep that confidence up.Copy !req
322. You go in that roomCopy !req
323. and imagine everyone in it
wants you sexually.Copy !req
324. I'm doing it right now,
and I feel powerful.Copy !req
325. Okay.Copy !req
326. And don't forget—
if you screw this up,Copy !req
327. Mommy's gonna kill
all of your toys.Copy !req
328. Okay.Copy !req
329. All right, now I'm gonna go
psych out these other kids.Copy !req
330. Hey, little guy.Copy !req
331. Nervous?Copy !req
332. Sure you are.Copy !req
333. Here's something
that might help you.Copy !req
334. Hey, little guy.Copy !req
335. Stewie Griffin?Copy !req
336. Oh, right here.Copy !req
337. Peter, he
needs a boost.Copy !req
338. Give him some of
the acting soup.Copy !req
339. I want to say curse words!Copy !req
340. Okay, Stewie, you're just
gonna drink this juice,Copy !req
341. then say, "Mmm,"
and rub your belly.Copy !req
342. Yeah, yeah,
you got it.Copy !req
343. Yeah! Bye, juice!Copy !req
344. That was amazing.Copy !req
345. I've got goosebumps.Copy !req
346. I want him
sexually.Copy !req
347. Well, Mom, Dad,Copy !req
348. I think we've got our
new orange juice boy.Copy !req
349. Does this guy really
think we're his parents?Copy !req
350. Stewie got the part?Copy !req
351. Yes!Copy !req
352. That is how
you do it.Copy !req
353. Oh, hey, Brian.
What's going on?Copy !req
354. Where's the fridge?Copy !req
355. Oh, we got a new one.Copy !req
356. Stewie booked that
orange juice commercial,Copy !req
357. so we thought we'd make a few
upgrades around the house.Copy !req
358. Yeah, I even bought an awesome
voice-activated 3-D printer.Copy !req
359. Why the hell do you
need a 3-D printer?Copy !req
360. Print coyote.Copy !req
361. Hey, what,
hey, no, no, no!Copy !req
362. Heel, heel, heel!Copy !req
363. I can't make him
attack you, Brian,Copy !req
364. but if I keep
printing them,Copy !req
365. eventually one will
go after you.Copy !req
366. That money is supposed to
be for Stewie's college.Copy !req
367. He's an actor, you idiot—
he doesn't need college.Copy !req
368. Look, I-I just don't think any
of this is good for Stewie.Copy !req
369. It's great for Stewie.Copy !req
370. He's becoming a star.Copy !req
371. That's right.Copy !req
372. Man, this must be what it's like
to be Anne Hathaway's parents.Copy !req
373. Oh, that's Anne's car.Copy !req
374. Ugh.Copy !req
375. Hey, Stewie, can
I talk to you?Copy !req
376. What are you doing?Copy !req
377. I don't know.Copy !req
378. Mom and Dad just, uh, stuck
a book on my head and-and left.Copy !req
379. Stewie, look at you,
you're a wreck.Copy !req
380. And for what? So Peter and Lois
can spend the money you earnedCopy !req
381. on crap they
don't even need?Copy !req
382. Uh, I'm not supposed
to use my voiceCopy !req
383. for non-paying
stuff, Brian.Copy !req
384. This is insane—
you've got to stop.Copy !req
385. Ugh, stop worrying,
I'm fine.Copy !req
386. And besides, the fat man
knows what he's doing.Copy !req
387. No, he doesn't,
he's an idiot.Copy !req
388. Remember? He couldn't
even figure outCopy !req
389. how to use a hotel
business center.Copy !req
390. So what business
are you in?Copy !req
391. Oh, I'm just here to look
at other people's e-mailsCopy !req
392. who haven't logged out.
And how's business?Copy !req
393. Well, I've left some pretty wild
replies on a bunch of Evites.Copy !req
394. Look at this— I'm
bringing 53 guests.Copy !req
395. You're the coolest guy I've ever
met in one of these things.Copy !req
396. Oh, hey.Copy !req
397. You caught me
pigging out.Copy !req
398. I'm dipping this celery
stalk into some lemon water.Copy !req
399. But don't freak out.Copy !req
400. I'm just gonna smell it and
then throw it in the trash.Copy !req
401. Stewie, this has
gotten out of control.Copy !req
402. If you're gonna
continue on this path,Copy !req
403. you need to know
what your future holds.Copy !req
404. Being a child actor
almost never ends well.Copy !req
405. You remember that kid
from A Christmas StoryCopy !req
406. who got his tongue
stuck to that pole?Copy !req
407. Yeah, whatever
happened to him?Copy !req
408. I'll tell you
what happened to him.Copy !req
409. He did porn.Copy !req
410. Boner from Growing Pains? Dead.Copy !req
411. Screech from
Saved by the Bell? Porn.Copy !req
412. Corey Haim? Dead.Copy !req
413. Dana Plato? Porn, then dead.Copy !req
414. Oh, no, this is horrible.Copy !req
415. You see, Stewie, there are
tons of actors like this.Copy !req
416. They all started out
just like you,Copy !req
417. but eventually
they were destroyedCopy !req
418. by their parents'
greed, drugsCopy !req
419. or perverted
Hollywood directors.Copy !req
420. Oh, like Bryan Singer.Copy !req
421. Exactly. The point is
it's a dark path.Copy !req
422. My God, I had no idea
it could be so bad.Copy !req
423. Brian, I don't want
to act anymore.Copy !req
424. Good. Now we just got to make
Peter and Lois understand.Copy !req
425. Yes, well, if they want
to make me into a monsterCopy !req
426. like those people, we'll
give 'em a monster.Copy !req
427. Like when Godzilla
attacked Haiti.Copy !req
428. Oh, my God.Copy !req
429. Peter, did you
get my text?Copy !req
430. No, hold on.Copy !req
431. No, I don't know
what he's doing here.Copy !req
432. Okay, Stewie, when Barbara
hands you that orange juice,Copy !req
433. you're gonna drink it
and smile.Copy !req
434. And really show us that
energy from your audition.Copy !req
435. H-Hold on a second,
he's got a smudge on his face.Copy !req
436. Let me just take care
of that for you guys.Copy !req
437. Here, drink this.Copy !req
438. I threw a little Molly
in there, too,Copy !req
439. so we'll go out
clubbing afterwards.Copy !req
440. Hey, you want this?Copy !req
441. Sure, I'll
drink anything.Copy !req
442. All right, action!Copy !req
443. As a mom, I want my kids
to start their day right.Copy !req
444. And there's no better way
than with a glassCopy !req
445. of fresh-squeezed
Sunnydale Orange Juice.Copy !req
446. Isn't that right,
sweetie?Copy !req
447. Shut your hole, bitch!Copy !req
448. I'll tell you what I want
fresh-squeezed— these.Copy !req
449. What the hell's
he doing?Copy !req
450. He's blowing this.Copy !req
451. Oh, here's what I think
of this orange juice.Copy !req
452. I-I can't... I can't go right
now with everybody watching.Copy !req
453. But-but I presume you understand
the disrespect I intended.Copy !req
454. Oh, my God, he's
having a meltdown.Copy !req
455. You don't suppose this
has anything to doCopy !req
456. with the sleep deprivation
and narcotics?Copy !req
457. Oh, Peter, what have
we been thinking?Copy !req
458. It's us— we're the ones
who turned him into this.Copy !req
459. Get this kid out of here!
He's fired.Copy !req
460. Well done.Copy !req
461. Not a bad performance.Copy !req
462. Thank you, Brian, I...Copy !req
463. Uh, there's the poop.Copy !req
464. Right now.Copy !req
465. Oh, Stewie.Copy !req
466. Mommy and Daddy
are so sorry.Copy !req
467. I-I guess we just got
too caught up in your successCopy !req
468. and forgot that you're
just a baby.Copy !req
469. You were
right, Brian.Copy !req
470. I guess we pushed Stewie
a little too hard.Copy !req
471. Well, the good news is
that now he can go backCopy !req
472. to being a regular kid.Copy !req
473. Why are you winking at
our baby, you creep?Copy !req
474. God, that's weird.Copy !req
475. I don't want to ever
see that happen again.Copy !req
476. Well, we went a little crazy
there, didn't we, Peter?Copy !req
477. But I'm glad we haveCopy !req
478. our normal, very average,
non-famous baby back.Copy !req
479. You know, I was once
a very famous baby.Copy !req
480. Were you, Peter?Copy !req
481. No, but you see how easy
it is for me to lie to you?Copy !req
482. I do it every day.Copy !req
483. Anyway, looks like everything
worked out for the best.Copy !req
484. You know, Brian, that acting
stuff was a bit much for me,Copy !req
485. but I did quite enjoy
the dancing and the cocaine.Copy !req
486. Yeah?
Yep.Copy !req
487. So you're just gonna be a
dancer and a drug addict?Copy !req
488. For a while. I might
crash when I'm 18,Copy !req
489. but then I'll just turn
to the Lord and working out.Copy !req
490. I'll-I'll just be a 180 degree
different type of insufferable.Copy !req
491. I used to need drugs
to feel powerful,Copy !req
492. but now my power comes
from my core strength.Copy !req
493. And let's look at that
word, "strength."Copy !req
494. The "S" stands
for sacrifice.Copy !req
495. No gain without
sacrifice.Copy !req
496. The "T," of course, stands for
the sufferings of the cross.Copy !req
497. The "R"...
You want some cocaine?Copy !req
498. Oh, my God, please, yes!
That's all I want all the time!Copy !req