1. The Travel Channel presents,Copy !req
2. "Backpacking Through Europe
with a Bowlegged ManCopy !req
3. in Short Shorts."Copy !req
4. Hello. Come, let's see some
beautiful sites together.Copy !req
5. Hello, Tree.
Thank you for shade.Copy !req
6. Hello, Mountain Cat.Copy !req
7. Thank you for controlling
local rat population.Copy !req
8. Hello, Windmill.Copy !req
9. Thank you for the cheese ride
and ball cooling.Copy !req
10. Next week, bullet trains.Copy !req
11. Hello...!Copy !req
12. Hey, Dad. Are you busy?Copy !req
13. I was thinking we could
spend some time together.Copy !req
14. Okay, are you a
television set,Copy !req
15. or the Internet?Copy !req
16. No.Copy !req
17. Oh, then no.
No, thank you.Copy !req
18. Are you sure?Copy !req
19. Cause there's a
three-day weekend coming upCopy !req
20. and I thought maybe you and I
can finally go fishingCopy !req
21. like we've been
talking about.Copy !req
22. Aw, sorry, Chris, I can't.
I got insanity practice.Copy !req
23. Pinwheels! Pinwheels in my head!Copy !req
24. Voices! Angry fish!Copy !req
25. How's he doing?
Not good.Copy !req
26. He still thinks this is
"practice" of some sort.Copy !req
27. But you promised
we'd go fishing.Copy !req
28. Aw, Chris, I was just
lying to you so you'd go away.Copy !req
29. But, if you leave me alone now,
I'll give you a billion dollars.Copy !req
30. You've got a deal!Copy !req
31. Peter, you know,
I-it might help ChrisCopy !req
32. to be able to spend
some time with his father.Copy !req
33. Well, what's in it
for ol' Pete?Copy !req
34. He's your son.Copy !req
35. Don't you want someone
to bond with.Copy !req
36. No. I only form
unspoken bonds.Copy !req
37. ♪ Hit me with your best shotCopy !req
38. O-Okay.Copy !req
39. I'll talk to you later. Bye.Copy !req
40. You guys, that was my mom.Copy !req
41. She said that
Daddy broke his leg.Copy !req
42. How?Copy !req
43. A-Apparently, he got hurt
at the mall.Copy !req
44. Carter, please stop
doing that.Copy !req
45. We need to get you
some new corduroys.Copy !req
46. No! None of the other boys
are wearing corduroys!Copy !req
47. I want dungarees!Copy !req
48. You're going to
get hurt doing that.Copy !req
49. No I'm not!
I'm the champ at doing this!Copy !req
50. Ow! You jinxed me!Copy !req
51. Aw, damn it!Copy !req
52. Hey, call that beeping cartCopy !req
53. that carries around
the fat black people.Copy !req
54. Well, I guess Babs has
her work cut out for her.Copy !req
55. Actually, Mom can't take care
of him, she's out of townCopy !req
56. doing a photo shoot for the
cover of Veins Magazine.Copy !req
57. So, are you gonna go
take care of him, Mom?Copy !req
58. I can't go. I've got to go get
my hair very minutely changedCopy !req
59. and then spend the next 14 hours
trying to get people to notice.Copy !req
60. Well...?Copy !req
61. Lois, move.
You're blocking the TV.Copy !req
62. What do you think?Copy !req
63. I think you're
blocking the TV.Copy !req
64. Peter, I-is there anything
you want to say to me?Copy !req
65. All right.
Amy at work kissed me.Copy !req
66. It itrue
that I did not step away,Copy !req
67. but I did not lean in.Copy !req
68. However, in my defense,Copy !req
69. she had recently gotten
her hair done differently.Copy !req
70. I was actually thinking that
maybe you could go help Daddy.Copy !req
71. Well, not me, Mom.Copy !req
72. Last time I was
at Grandpa's,Copy !req
73. I beat him at checkers and he
punched one of my hogans.Copy !req
74. Well, what about Chris?Copy !req
75. Wai-Wait, where is Chris?Copy !req
76. He's upstairs
in his room.Copy !req
77. That's odd.
He never misses a meal.Copy !req
78. I-I better go check on him.Copy !req
79. Yeah, good idea.Copy !req
80. I better check on my
hairless twin in the storm shed.Copy !req
81. Close the door,
the moonlight burns!Copy !req
82. It's almost Christmas.
It's almost Christmas.Copy !req
83. Christmas?Copy !req
84. Yes. Keep being goodCopy !req
85. and all the eggshells and
coffee grounds will be yours.Copy !req
86. Can I meet the family?Copy !req
87. You've overstepped!
No Christmas!Copy !req
88. Hey, Chris. Are you okay?Copy !req
89. Holy crap, it smells
like farts in here.Copy !req
90. Those are my farts.Copy !req
91. Why doesn't Dad ever
want to spend time with me?Copy !req
92. Chris, come here.Copy !req
93. Sit down.Copy !req
94. You know I love you,
right, sweetie?Copy !req
95. Mom... not in front
of my posters.Copy !req
96. And your father
loves you, too.Copy !req
97. He just has trouble
expressing his emotions.Copy !req
98. I love Mike & Molly!Copy !req
99. I love Mike
and I also love Molly!Copy !req
100. And I don't care
who knows it!Copy !req
101. You know, Chris,
you've got a grandpaCopy !req
102. who could use
your help right now.Copy !req
103. I'm sure he'd enjoy
spending time with you.Copy !req
104. Okay... I'll give
it a shot.Copy !req
105. You're not gonna
kill yourself, are you?Copy !req
106. That would be a severe black
mark on my record as a mom.Copy !req
107. Oh, I'd have to make up stories
of a severe mental illness.Copy !req
108. Make is seem a miracle
you made it this long.Copy !req
109. I could do that.Copy !req
110. Sucks about your leg, Grandpa.Copy !req
111. How you been doin'?Copy !req
112. Well, let me tell you,
this is awful.Copy !req
113. I-I'm so bored.Copy !req
114. I can't sleep,
I-I just have to lie hereCopy !req
115. and wait for my
stupid leg to heal.Copy !req
116. Oh, I'm really
sorry, Grandpa.Copy !req
117. And the worst part about it,
is I can't have sex.Copy !req
118. God! I wish there was a way
I could just do it myself.Copy !req
119. You know, just-just to be done
and napping within four minutes.Copy !req
120. Let me show you something.Copy !req
121. That... was... amazing!Copy !req
122. And Lynda Carter
wasn't actually here?Copy !req
123. No! That was just
in your mind.Copy !req
124. Incredible!Copy !req
125. So-So you can do that like,Copy !req
126. wh-what, once a year
or something?Copy !req
127. No. You can do it basicallyCopy !req
128. whenever you're not
doing something else.Copy !req
129. Cool!Copy !req
130. Hey, next time I want to
try it with my hand.Copy !req
131. Hey, Grandpa.
What should we do now?Copy !req
132. You wanna order a pizza?Copy !req
133. Well, that doesn't sound
very exciting.Copy !req
134. But now you can
follow your order online!Copy !req
135. There it is.
It's on Van Buren!Copy !req
136. Oh. Oh. He's almost here!Copy !req
137. Wow, he's really fast.
Hey, I got an idea,Copy !req
138. let's put in two different
orders and have 'em race!Copy !req
139. You think it'll
crash the system?Copy !req
140. Only one way to find out.Copy !req
141. Here's your pizza.
That's $16.50.Copy !req
142. We were playing
a game with you.Copy !req
143. That's what you are.
You're a clown.Copy !req
144. Are you gonna
pay for the pizza?Copy !req
145. Yes. Your money is in
this pile of mashed potatoes.Copy !req
146. Eat your way out. No hands.Copy !req
147. This is fun, Chris.
I like hanging out with you.Copy !req
148. Don't look up.
You're not a part of this.Copy !req
149. It's sounding really
good, Grandpa.Copy !req
150. I know, I know.Copy !req
151. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
152. Look, Jason, are you
taking this seriously?Copy !req
153. Because Chris and I
take this seriously.Copy !req
154. You know, if you're not
gonna show up to rehearsal,Copy !req
155. we'll find someone else
who will, all right?Copy !req
156. We want to get
some paying gigs!
Sorry. Geez.Copy !req
157. Remember, this is about
writing music that means
something to us!Copy !req
158. Okay, from the top.Copy !req
159. Hey, can we play
one of my songs?Copy !req
160. No! No one wants to hear
your stupid songs about nothing!Copy !req
161. Now, let's play
"I Fell in the Shower,
So Maybe We Do Need That Bar."Copy !req
162. Five, six,
seven, eight!Copy !req
163. Listen, Chris, I really
want to thank youCopy !req
164. for coming to take care of me
and helping me get well again.Copy !req
165. Oh, it was no big deal.
Well, it is to me,Copy !req
166. and I want to give you some
money for all your time.Copy !req
167. Come on, y-you don't
have to do that.Copy !req
168. I just like getting
to spend time with
my grandpa, you know?Copy !req
169. I... Wait, wait, what?Copy !req
170. You're... you're not
gonna take the money?Copy !req
171. No, I don't want
your money.Copy !req
172. I had fun
hanging out with you.Copy !req
173. Well, all right, then.Copy !req
174. Hey, Grandpa,
check it out.Copy !req
175. When I make
my elbow like this,Copy !req
176. it looks like
women's private parts!Copy !req
177. Oh, Chris!
You just have a way
of looking at thingsCopy !req
178. that's delightfully fresh!Copy !req
179. We're not supposed
to be doing this.Copy !req
180. I bet we're not supposed
to be doing this.Copy !req
181. Daddy!
You're all better!Copy !req
182. That's right, pumpkin.
And I have an important
announcement to make.Copy !req
183. I have decided
to change my will,Copy !req
184. and name
my grandson ChrisCopy !req
185. the sole heir
to the Pewterschmidt fortune.Copy !req
186. You what?
What?
Oh, my!Copy !req
187. Oh, no!
My hairless twin got out!Copy !req
188. Hello, family.Copy !req
189. Let's eat all
the garbage we want.Copy !req
190. Daddy, you're seriously leaving
your entire estate to Chris?Copy !req
191. I-I mean,
what about Mom?Copy !req
192. I promise she'll be dead
before I am. I promise.Copy !req
193. But, Grandpa, I don't
even want the money.Copy !req
194. See? This is exactly
why you should get it!Copy !req
195. So refreshing!Copy !req
196. Well, I-I don't
want it, either.Copy !req
197. Good, 'cause
you're not getting it.Copy !req
198. Come on, what
are you doing?Copy !req
199. Listen, Carter, you take
me out of your will,Copy !req
200. I'm taking you
out of mine.Copy !req
201. Peter, that wasn't your will,
that was your birth certificate.Copy !req
202. Oh, no!Copy !req
203. There's no light!Copy !req
204. There's only fire!Copy !req
205. Look, Carter, I suppose
you're entitled to do
what you want,Copy !req
206. but, you know, I'm just
saying, if it were me,Copy !req
207. I would give all the
money to charity.Copy !req
208. Oh, yeah?
Which charity?Copy !req
209. Well, there are
just so manyCopy !req
210. that do such
great work.Copy !req
211. Name just one.Copy !req
212. Um... well,
you know...Copy !req
213. Poor... Green...Copy !req
214. Whale... Guns...Copy !req
215. Books?Copy !req
216. You are
such a fraud.Copy !req
217. Why won't anyone help us?Copy !req
218. What the hell?
I can't believe your dad'sCopy !req
219. giving all his cash
to Chris!Copy !req
220. I know it's strange,
but in the end
it's his money,Copy !req
221. so who really cares?Copy !req
222. Well, yeah, but...Copy !req
223. But what?Copy !req
224. Peter... did you marry
me for my money?Copy !req
225. Of course not, Lois,
but even you can't denyCopy !req
226. it was always gonna
be a huge perk.Copy !req
227. D-Did I use that
right? Perk?
Yes, Peter.Copy !req
228. Yeah, I thought so,
but then it just sounded
kind of weird when I said it.Copy !req
229. It was fine.
Thanks.Copy !req
230. Anyway, I don't
plan on losing out
on any of that money.Copy !req
231. So if you ask me, we
got to start sucking up
to Chris right away.Copy !req
232. What? Wh-What are
you talking about?Copy !req
233. I'm talking about
brownnosing ChrisCopy !req
234. and getting on
his good side perk.Copy !req
235. No, that's wrong.
No "perk."Copy !req
236. Okay, my bad.
But I've been counting
on that money, Lois.Copy !req
237. It's always been critical
to my master plan.Copy !req
238. What master plan?Copy !req
239. Look, I never
told you this, but...Copy !req
240. for years now, I've been
planning on retiring at 45Copy !req
241. so I can work on
finding a cure for
Ballzheimers disease.Copy !req
242. Peter, are
those testicles?Copy !req
243. Wh-where did
you get those?Copy !req
244. I don't remember!Copy !req
245. Hey, hey, there he is!Copy !req
246. Oh, boy, hot dogs and
Nintendo, huh, Chris?Copy !req
247. Dad, what are you doing?
What's going on?Copy !req
248. Good one, Chris!Copy !req
249. Good one!
Why are you dressed
like that?Copy !req
250. I don't know. I-I
just kind of feltCopy !req
251. like this is what
cool people wear.Copy !req
252. Hey, hey, Chris, how about you
and me do a secret handshakeCopy !req
253. that has way too many steps
to remember, all right?Copy !req
254. Okay. Shake, bump, bump,
slap, pinky hook,Copy !req
255. pretend to slick your hair back,
represent, bump,Copy !req
256. one spin, slap high, slap low,Copy !req
257. reverse spin, bump, explode,
shake, belly rub,Copy !req
258. fake yawn, finger gun,
hitchhiker, hitchhiker,Copy !req
259. shimmy shimmy sham sham,
shake, shake, shake, bump,Copy !req
260. something smells
and shake again.Copy !req
261. Okay, ready?Copy !req
262. Oh, my God, it's nighttime.Copy !req
263. We now return to the director's
cut of Mission: Impossible 5,Copy !req
264. with the step stools
not edited out.Copy !req
265. You're coming with me because
I'm definitely over six feet,Copy !req
266. and you're not handsome.Copy !req
267. Hey, Chris, hey,
you remember that kidCopy !req
268. you said was bullying
you at school?Copy !req
269. Well, here's his head!Copy !req
270. That's not even him!Copy !req
271. That's the deaf kid!Copy !req
272. Oh, that was
sign language.Copy !req
273. I thought he was
trying to defend himselfCopy !req
274. with terrible karate.Copy !req
275. Chris, I want to share with you
a timeworn father/son tradition.Copy !req
276. I am gonna show you
a film comedyCopy !req
277. from my youth
that won't hold up.Copy !req
278. Welcome to the classic comedy,
Meatballs.Copy !req
279. Oh, that sounds great.Copy !req
280. Is it about a pasta
factory or something?Copy !req
281. No, that's part of the joke.Copy !req
282. Who's the guy?Copy !req
283. That's not a guy.
That's the hot chick!Copy !req
284. Where are her boobs?Copy !req
285. Flat with a decent face
was the bestCopy !req
286. we could hope for back then.Copy !req
287. Miley Cyrus had sex
with a foam fingerCopy !req
288. at, like, 6:00 p.m.
Central Time.Copy !req
289. This movie has a canoe
that slowly sinks.Copy !req
290. All right, you know what?
Forget it!Copy !req
291. I'm just gonna take my VCR,
my VCR head-cleaning tape,Copy !req
292. my VCR head-cleaning spray,
my head-cleaning rag,Copy !req
293. and my rewinder, and just
get the hell out of here.Copy !req
294. We now return to At the MoviesCopy !req
295. With Two Guys Who Watch
the Films On Their iPhones.Copy !req
296. Good evening.
First off, we're goingCopy !req
297. to review Paul Greengrass'
Captain Phillips.Copy !req
298. What did you think, Bill?Copy !req
299. Well, it got off
to a great start,Copy !req
300. but when it was my turn
to play Words With Friends,Copy !req
301. it really took
me out of it.Copy !req
302. Well, that's a shame,
because visually...Copy !req
303. Ooh!Copy !req
304. When we come back, the guys
will review American Hustle.Copy !req
305. Hmm?Copy !req
306. Hey, you guys.Copy !req
307. Geez, Peter,
you look exhausted.Copy !req
308. Ugh, I am. I've
been busting my assCopy !req
309. for the last week trying
to suck up to Chris.Copy !req
310. To Chris?
What the hell for?Copy !req
311. Well, Carter
kind of decidedCopy !req
312. he's gonna leave all
his money to Chris.Copy !req
313. So, I've been trying to
get on his good side.Copy !req
314. I even cleaned his room
for him the other day.Copy !req
315. Wish I hadn't done that.Copy !req
316. Chris, our
bath is ready.Copy !req
317. I... uh...Copy !req
318. I don't... I don't know
what to do now.Copy !req
319. I... I don't have
the parenting skills necessaryCopy !req
320. to deal with this.Copy !req
321. I say we never
speak of this again.Copy !req
322. I... I might move.Copy !req
323. You know what?
I say, good for ChrisCopy !req
324. and whatever lucky girl
he ends up marrying.Copy !req
325. Yeah, or lucky guy,
if he ends up being gay.Copy !req
326. Lucky guy?Copy !req
327. Wait a minute.Copy !req
328. You guys just gave me an idea!Copy !req
329. What's he doing up there?
He's a cat!Copy !req
330. He can't play no tuba!Copy !req
331. No, wait!Copy !req
332. Actually, you guys
gave me two ideas!Copy !req
333. Mumbling while I sleep
to indicate dream content.Copy !req
334. Chris, Chris, wake up.Copy !req
335. I have something very
important to ask you.Copy !req
336. Chris, there comes a time when
every man looks at his sonCopy !req
337. and thinks, "I want to take
this to the next level."Copy !req
338. Chris Griffin...
will you marry me?Copy !req
339. What? Is it even legal
for a man to marry his son?Copy !req
340. It is in Vermont.Copy !req
341. As long as it's a man and a
man, anything goes up there.Copy !req
342. They're a bunch of
liberal degenerates.Copy !req
343. I don't know.
It seems really weird.Copy !req
344. I mean, aren't men
supposed to marry women?Copy !req
345. No, no, no, that's just
all of human historyCopy !req
346. except for the
last five months.Copy !req
347. We'll just be
like best pals.Copy !req
348. And besides, there's
plenty of peopleCopy !req
349. who are married
and don't have sex.Copy !req
350. Like Will Smith
and that pit bull.Copy !req
351. Why do you even
want to marry me?Copy !req
352. It's time to settle down
and simplify things,Copy !req
353. like maybe having one ATM
card and one bank account.Copy !req
354. Say, yours.Copy !req
355. Oh. I get it.Copy !req
356. So, what do you say?Copy !req
357. When you're married, you get
to spend all your time together,Copy !req
358. doing things like playing catch
and going fishing, right?Copy !req
359. Well, the best marriages
give each other space,Copy !req
360. but, yes, Chris.Copy !req
361. Then, yes, I will
marry you, Dad!Copy !req
362. Oh, that's
wonderful news!Copy !req
363. You should know this
ring is very special.Copy !req
364. It used to belong
to your mother.Copy !req
365. Wait. What about Mom?Copy !req
366. I'm afraid that's
over, Chris.Copy !req
367. Lois, wake up.Copy !req
368. I need you to sign
this legal document.Copy !req
369. Huh? Wha-What is this?Copy !req
370. It's a petition
to force that hot momCopy !req
371. to wear something appropriate
at PTA meetings.Copy !req
372. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
373. No, Dad.Copy !req
374. I don't know
what normal is anymore.Copy !req
375. So now you know my complete
sexual history, Chris.Copy !req
376. Wow. I'm surprised you got
fooled by a bear in a wig.Copy !req
377. It wasn't a wig,
it was a hair system.Copy !req
378. Well, whatever.Copy !req
379. Why do we have
all these appointments?Copy !req
380. Wedding DJ, florist.Copy !req
381. Because, Chris, it takes time
to plan a perfect wedding.Copy !req
382. You don't want
to jump the gun.Copy !req
383. You know, like when you
respond to a text too quickly.Copy !req
384. So, should we get started
with your bridal registry?Copy !req
385. Yeah, um, I'd like
to furnish my kitchenCopy !req
386. as if I'm the greatest
chef in the world,Copy !req
387. even though I've
never cooked before.Copy !req
388. That's what we do!
Okay, great.Copy !req
389. All right, we'll start
with the nine grandCopy !req
390. in copper-bottom
cookware.Copy !req
391. Holy wack-a-zoly!Copy !req
392. Dad!
What?Copy !req
393. Don't "what" me.
You know what you did.Copy !req
394. Hey, I may be your husband and
your dad, but I'm still a man.Copy !req
395. Yeah, we're looking to plan our
post-wedding Sunday breakfast.Copy !req
396. You know,
when everyone's sick of us.Copy !req
397. Of course.Copy !req
398. Excellent. Do you have
a table for the coupleCopy !req
399. that barely made it through
the weekend without breaking up?Copy !req
400. Absolutely. Can I put
them near the coupleCopy !req
401. that hooked up drunk and now
have to make awkward small talkCopy !req
402. until their cab to
the airport arrives?Copy !req
403. Sure. And maybe
they could go nextCopy !req
404. to the vastly-underdressed
cousinCopy !req
405. who thinks
the world revolves around him?Copy !req
406. I have just the spot.Copy !req
407. Will there be a
physically-frail,Copy !req
408. fall-down uncle?Copy !req
409. Indeed. And we'd like
to have him walkCopy !req
410. through a maze
of chair legs.Copy !req
411. Anything else?
Yes.Copy !req
412. We did invite
a black couple.Copy !req
413. Um, even though we only met them
three months ago,Copy !req
414. but we would like them
to be prominently featuredCopy !req
415. to let the other guests know how
tolerant and wonderful we are.Copy !req
416. I'm excited for
your first dance.Copy !req
417. And now we're
ready to add music.Copy !req
418. What's your song?Copy !req
419. You know, I've given it
a lot of thought,Copy !req
420. and I went with the most
romantic song ever,Copy !req
421. "Stars And Stripes Forever"
by John Philip Sousa.Copy !req
422. March! March!
March! March!Copy !req
423. Can you feel the
soldiers, Chris?Copy !req
424. So many have fallen.Copy !req
425. And this is why
they were fighting.Copy !req
426. For a man to marry his sonCopy !req
427. in a state with
enough trees aroundCopy !req
428. that nobody can
see what's going on.Copy !req
429. It was nice of the
guests at the cat funeralCopy !req
430. to stay for our wedding.Copy !req
431. Yeah, and I bet
you're especially happyCopy !req
432. we're getting married
on a Thursday.Copy !req
433. School, yuck, right?Copy !req
434. Welcome, friends, loved ones,Copy !req
435. and people who are waiting
for the 3:00 check-in timeCopy !req
436. with nothing better to do.Copy !req
437. Just let us put
our bags in there.Copy !req
438. I'm literally gonna
grab my shorts and leave.Copy !req
439. I understand the two of you
have written your own vows?Copy !req
440. Chris, to express my love,Copy !req
441. I turn to the words of the only
poet that blue collar,Copy !req
442. New England scumbags
like me know: Robert Frost.Copy !req
443. "Two roads diverged
in a wood, and I...Copy !req
444. I took the one less traveled."Copy !req
445. Now, I ain't no scholar,
but if that's not a metaphorCopy !req
446. for major-league butt stuff,
I don't know what is.Copy !req
447. Thank you. Chris?Copy !req
448. Stop the wedding!Copy !req
449. Lois! How did you
find out about this?Copy !req
450. Peter, several people
have called the policeCopy !req
451. about a man marrying his son.Copy !req
452. It's not normal!Copy !req
453. Peter? Peter
Griffin?Copy !req
454. Oh, God.Copy !req
455. Is everyone
from your past hereCopy !req
456. to walk you down
the aisle?Copy !req
457. Peter, you
cannot do this!Copy !req
458. You cannot
marry your son!Copy !req
459. I don't care how much
money Daddy's left him.Copy !req
460. Don't listen
to your mother, Chris.Copy !req
461. It's 'cause of her
we have bedtimes!Copy !req
462. Chris, come on,
we're going home!Copy !req
463. He can't make
you do this.Copy !req
464. But, Mom,
I want to do this.Copy !req
465. What?Copy !req
466. I know he's marrying me
for my money, but I don't care.Copy !req
467. Dad and I spent more time
together planning this weddingCopy !req
468. than we ever have before.Copy !req
469. And if being married meansCopy !req
470. I get to spend even more time
with my dad, then it's worth it.Copy !req
471. Wait. You knew all along I
just wanted you for your money?Copy !req
472. Yeah, Dad, I did.Copy !req
473. Wow.Copy !req
474. Oh, boy, I've
been a real jerk.Copy !req
475. I'm sorry, Chris.Copy !req
476. But you know what?Copy !req
477. I'm gonna make it up to
you, starting right now.Copy !req
478. Chris Griffin...
will you be my son?Copy !req
479. Yes, Dad.Copy !req
480. OMG, the photographer is,
like, obsessed with me.Copy !req
481. Well, let's all go home,
you guys.Copy !req
482. I think we've had enough
excitement for one day.Copy !req
483. Yeah, and
I guess I learnedCopy !req
484. it's wrong to take
your son to VermontCopy !req
485. under false
pretensesCopy !req
486. to try to marry him
for his inheritance.Copy !req
487. You... you should've
known that.Copy !req
488. Well, we should
probably get going.Copy !req
489. I think this
adventure is over.Copy !req
490. Interestingly, however,
I did run into Chris again.Copy !req
491. It was on the Upper West
Side of Manhattan.Copy !req
492. He was with another dad.
I was with another son.Copy !req
493. But it was nice reminiscing
about old times.Copy !req
494. For you kids watching,Copy !req
495. this is a reference
to a Woody Allen movie.Copy !req
496. He also married one
of his children.Copy !req