1. We now return to
Germany's favorite talk show,Copy !req
2. Das Ist Gut.Copy !req
3. Dad, what is this show?Copy !req
4. I don't know. It's just
a German guy listing itemsCopy !req
5. and then declaring them good.Copy !req
6. Wilkommen! Where are we?Copy !req
7. Das! Ist! Gut!Copy !req
8. Okay, sunsets.
Das ist gut.Copy !req
9. Ja.Copy !req
10. Sauerkraut.
Das ist gut.Copy !req
11. The autobahn. Vroom vroom!
Das ist gut.Copy !req
12. Oompa music.
Das ist gut.Copy !req
13. Euthanasia for
the mentally feeble.Copy !req
14. Das ist gut.Copy !req
15. Das Ist Gut
is filmed before an audienceCopy !req
16. of the mentally feeble.Copy !req
17. God, I wish I could get tickets
to that show.Copy !req
18. We interrupt this programCopy !req
19. to bring you a Channel Five News
special report.Copy !req
20. Good evening. I'm Joyce Kinney
with this special report.Copy !req
21. The latest police
statistics have revealedCopy !req
22. a significant rise in
crime throughout Quahog.Copy !req
23. That's right, Joyce.Copy !req
24. And just to put it out there,
Tom Tucker is packin'.Copy !req
25. I drive a 2006 Infiniti,
and I don't intend to lose it.Copy !req
26. So come and get some, punks.Copy !req
27. An increase
in crime?Copy !req
28. That can't
be right.Copy !req
29. I haven't noticed
anything like that.Copy !req
30. You're in the house 14 hours
a day. What would you notice?Copy !req
31. Well, I hate to
admit it, Lois,Copy !req
32. but over the last
couple of years,Copy !req
33. this town has changed a lot, and
not necessarily for the better.Copy !req
34. Yeah, I mean, the other day,
I left a doodieCopy !req
35. right in the middle
of a Crate and Barrel.Copy !req
36. Came back 45 minutes later,
it was gone.Copy !req
37. Yeah, even school's
getting more dangerous.Copy !req
38. The bullies
have been so busy,Copy !req
39. they're outsourcing
their bullying to India.Copy !req
40. Okay, do you seeCopy !req
41. the back of your underwear
in the mirror?Copy !req
42. Yes.Copy !req
43. Okay, I want you to pull it up
as high as you can.Copy !req
44. Well, I disagree
with you guys.Copy !req
45. I think Quahog
is still pretty great.Copy !req
46. You know, it's hard for meCopy !req
47. to take the things
you say seriouslyCopy !req
48. when I know what's been
in that mouth of yours.Copy !req
49. Look, I realize Quahog isn't
the small town it used to be,Copy !req
50. but it's still
very special to me.Copy !req
51. It's my home.Copy !req
52. Yeah, come on, guys, she's got
dyed roots in this community.Copy !req
53. Lois, I know you
love this town,Copy !req
54. but nothing is ever as
innocent as it seems.Copy !req
55. Attaboy, Ope.Copy !req
56. Give me all
your money!Copy !req
57. Okay, okay!Copy !req
58. You have a white wallet?Copy !req
59. Yeah, just like
Truman Capote.Copy !req
60. Who's Truman Capote?Copy !req
61. What a surprise!Copy !req
62. The mugger's never
heard of Truman Capote.Copy !req
63. There's a library card in there!
Use it!Copy !req
64. And now, let's meet our star!Copy !req
65. Give a warm Quahog Oceanland
welcome to Bojangles!Copy !req
66. All the fish
in the bucket now!Copy !req
67. Not one fish at a time
as a reward! All of them!Copy !req
68. Okay, okay,
take it easy.Copy !req
69. Okay, the one thingCopy !req
70. you don't want to do
is tell me to take it easy.Copy !req
71. Now do that thing
where you rub my belly!Copy !req
72. I really like that!Copy !req
73. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
74. Yeah, now I'm gonna balance
a ball on your face.Copy !req
75. One more push.Copy !req
76. There we go!
It's a boy!Copy !req
77. And he's got a gun!Copy !req
78. Well, you guys,
we did it.Copy !req
79. We finally went to a restaurant
without somebody yelling at us,Copy !req
80. and then the rest of the place
applauding them.Copy !req
81. Oh, my God!Copy !req
82. We've been
burglarized!Copy !req
83. Well, we'll just haveCopy !req
84. to get that $17 insurance check
and start over.Copy !req
85. Oh, my God,
it's so creepy to thinkCopy !req
86. there were strangers
in our house.Copy !req
87. I've never
felt so scared.Copy !req
88. I have.Copy !req
89. And now we wait.Copy !req
90. Oh, no, they took my gym shoes.Copy !req
91. Sorry, glutes,
no blasting today.Copy !req
92. They took my dirty rope
that was tied in a knot!Copy !req
93. They stole the chair
I use in the shower!Copy !req
94. They stole
all my pens!Copy !req
95. I... I don't have
a lot of stuff.Copy !req
96. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
97. They also stole
my sense of wonder.Copy !req
98. Nope.Copy !req
99. Oh, this is horrible!Copy !req
100. Maybe you guys were right.Copy !req
101. Maybe our town has changed.Copy !req
102. I know, it's awful.Copy !req
103. Pretty soon, guys are
just gonna be showingCopy !req
104. their boners to babies
and stuff, I bet.Copy !req
105. It's sad to think that Quahog
isn't safe for families anymore.Copy !req
106. I mean, all I ever wanted was
to raise our childrenCopy !req
107. in a wholesome place,
far away from all the crimeCopy !req
108. and problems of the big city.Copy !req
109. I'm reading you, Lois.Copy !req
110. I'm reading you loud and clear.Copy !req
111. Hi, I'm Peter Griffin.Copy !req
112. Um, I'm looking for
a wholesome placeCopy !req
113. for my family to live, so
I'd like to buy your farm.Copy !req
114. All right, well,
the going rateCopy !req
115. for my farm is $875,000.Copy !req
116. Uh... nobody
called ahead?Copy !req
117. What?Copy !req
118. Well, somebody... somebody from
Fox was supposed to call ahead.Copy !req
119. They usually
take care of it,Copy !req
120. and then I just go
ahead and do stuff.Copy !req
121. I didn't get
no phone call.Copy !req
122. Hello?Copy !req
123. Oh, yes.Copy !req
124. Yes, that'll be fine.Copy !req
125. Ah.Copy !req
126. Hey, Lois, you know
how I'm alwaysCopy !req
127. buying things
impulsively?Copy !req
128. Well, that's gonna
be very hard to doCopy !req
129. now that we're
living on a farm.Copy !req
130. What? What are you
talking about?Copy !req
131. Um, a farm, Lois.Copy !req
132. It's where
vegetables live.Copy !req
133. Peter, you went out
and bought a farmCopy !req
134. without even talking
to me about it?Copy !req
135. Well, Lois, in my
defense, I have nothingCopy !req
136. to back up the beginning
of this sentence.Copy !req
137. I can't believe this.Copy !req
138. And it's not like
it's the first time you madeCopy !req
139. a big family decision
without consulting me.Copy !req
140. Yes, I'd like to
see your quietest doctor.Copy !req
141. Peter, where'd you
even get the moneyCopy !req
142. to make that kind
of purchase?Copy !req
143. I sold the house.Copy !req
144. And I did it
on Craigslist,Copy !req
145. so I also made a
dangerous friend.Copy !req
146. What? How could
you sell the house?Copy !req
147. Spooner Street is our home!Copy !req
148. I mean, I have three aprons
that say "Quahog."Copy !req
149. What do you want me to do,
start all over?Copy !req
150. Lois, you were saying
yourself how you wantCopy !req
151. our kids to grow up
in a wholesome placeCopy !req
152. away from the big city.Copy !req
153. I... I did say that.Copy !req
154. And, Chris, you been
telling me how you wantedCopy !req
155. to watch animals
humping other animalsCopy !req
156. what might not
be okay with it.Copy !req
157. That's true.Copy !req
158. And, Meg, you yourself
said lip gloss unicornsCopy !req
159. Channing Tatum something
something bullcrap.Copy !req
160. You were listening
the whole time?Copy !req
161. Don't you see,
you guys?Copy !req
162. I did this for
the family.Copy !req
163. Just think of this farm as
our next great adventure.Copy !req
164. Like when we tried to
invade the city of Troy.Copy !req
165. Peter, I don't think
this is the right horse.Copy !req
166. I am 100% positive
this is the right horse.Copy !req
167. Come on, guys,
what do you say?Copy !req
168. Will you join me
in eating eggsCopy !req
169. fresh out of a
chicken's butt?Copy !req
170. Yay! Now I can be one
of those filthy teensCopy !req
171. with sad eyes
at a farmer's market!Copy !req
172. Well, with what's
become of Quahog,Copy !req
173. maybe it is time
to make a change.Copy !req
174. I'm in, Dad!Copy !req
175. Me, too!Copy !req
176. All right, let's do it.Copy !req
177. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
178. Well, we've made a decision
as a family, Brian.Copy !req
179. We've decided to take you to a
nice, big farm upstate.Copy !req
180. Wh-What?Copy !req
181. A farm with big
open fields, Brian,Copy !req
182. where you can just run
and run and be freeCopy !req
183. and no one will
ever hurt you.Copy !req
184. Doesn't that sound
wonderful, Brian?Copy !req
185. Are you ready to go
to the nice farm?Copy !req
186. No! No!Copy !req
187. You'll never take me alive!Copy !req
188. Okay, I am at full
candy corn right now.Copy !req
189. Here we are, everyone.Copy !req
190. The Griffin family farm.Copy !req
191. Wow, look at us, Brian,
frontier people.Copy !req
192. I feel like those miners
who first struck goldCopy !req
193. in San Francisco.Copy !req
194. Oh, my God,
we did it!Copy !req
195. We struck gold!Copy !req
196. This is amazing!
We're gonna be rich!Copy !req
197. Rich and gay.Copy !req
198. Come here.Copy !req
199. Peter, what are you doing?Copy !req
200. Well, Lois, a big part
of owning a farmCopy !req
201. is crossing a road
very slowly with cows.Copy !req
202. Okay, okay, Bessie, now.Copy !req
203. Get yourself out there.
Easy does it.Copy !req
204. Hey, come on, man!
I got to get to work!Copy !req
205. And so do they, sir.Copy !req
206. Hurry it up!Copy !req
207. Wait a second.Copy !req
208. Now get in line, you!Copy !req
209. Hey, I thought I told you kids
to go plow in the field.Copy !req
210. But, Dad, we've been
plowing all morning.Copy !req
211. Yeah, I can't take
any more plowing.Copy !req
212. I can barely walk.Copy !req
213. Look, I know it seems
like dirty work, but, Chris,Copy !req
214. you got to spread that seed
until your sack is empty.Copy !req
215. And, Meg, you got to clear
away all that brushCopy !req
216. so he can plant it deep
where it needs to be.Copy !req
217. Okay, we'll keep
at it, but I thinkCopy !req
218. that hoe is pretty
much worn out.Copy !req
219. Well, flip it over;
you can use both sides.Copy !req
220. Peter, there's a guy
standing out in the yard.Copy !req
221. Oh, yeah, that's Larry.Copy !req
222. Part of being a farmer is having
a best friend named LarryCopy !req
223. who I spend huge
amounts of time with,Copy !req
224. but never actually talk to.Copy !req
225. Peter, I'm dying.Copy !req
226. This is the last time
I'll ever see you.Copy !req
227. Bye.Copy !req
228. Peter, I've been running
the numbers on this farm,Copy !req
229. and we're in deep trouble.Copy !req
230. We haven't grown
a single crop to sell.Copy !req
231. And meanwhile,
you're spending half our moneyCopy !req
232. down at the General Store,
and the other halfCopy !req
233. at the Specific Store.Copy !req
234. Do you have almonds?
What kind of almonds?Copy !req
235. Marcona almonds.
From what region?Copy !req
236. The Basque Region.Copy !req
237. The Basque Region's
pretty big.Copy !req
238. North? South?Copy !req
239. Southern Basque.Copy !req
240. How much should
each almond weigh?Copy !req
241. Point eight ounces?Copy !req
242. Sorry, we only
have point sixes.Copy !req
243. Aw.Copy !req
244. Yeah, hi. Do you have stuff?Copy !req
245. Yeah, we have stuff!Copy !req
246. And is it true that you've been
spending the farm's moneyCopy !req
247. on gingham shirts you tie into
a knot to expose your belly?Copy !req
248. I bought a couple.Copy !req
249. Well, with all this debt
and no income, there's no wayCopy !req
250. we're gonna be able
to keep up our bank payments.Copy !req
251. Peter, if something
doesn't change,Copy !req
252. I'm afraid we're
gonna lose this farm.Copy !req
253. Great, just what I need
on my conscience:Copy !req
254. another failed business.Copy !req
255. Hi, I'd like to rent
The Proposal.Copy !req
256. Hang on, let me check
the return slot.Copy !req
257. I'm sorry, it hasn't
been returned yet.Copy !req
258. I have a poster from The
Proposal you can look at.Copy !req
259. You'll get
most of the story.Copy !req
260. Huh. They seem
pretty mismatched.Copy !req
261. There you go.Copy !req
262. Look, it's like
I've been saying,Copy !req
263. farming is
very difficult.Copy !req
264. When? W-When did
you say that?Copy !req
265. Farming takes incredible
skill and knowledgeCopy !req
266. and the sort
of specialized experienceCopy !req
267. that takes generations
to acquire.Copy !req
268. Dad, my favorite hen laid
this crazy-looking egg!Copy !req
269. Cheep-cheep.Copy !req
270. What's your point, Brian?Copy !req
271. My point is that
maybe I should goCopy !req
272. to the local state college and
take some agriculture courses.Copy !req
273. With the proper training,
maybe I can actuallyCopy !req
274. learn something that
will save this farm.Copy !req
275. Wow, Brian,
that's a great idea.Copy !req
276. And, hey, maybe I could give
the speech at your graduation.Copy !req
277. I'm really good at that.Copy !req
278. And so, as I look out at your
smiling faces filled with hope,Copy !req
279. all I can think is,
you are completely screwed.Copy !req
280. As Martin Luther King once said,
"Ouch, I've been shot."Copy !req
281. Thank you.Copy !req
282. Okay, that's
all my stuff.Copy !req
283. I'm off to State Tech Ag
Central College Tech.Copy !req
284. There's really two
"techs" in there?Copy !req
285. The proudest day
of a man's lifeCopy !req
286. is when his dog
goes off to college.Copy !req
287. I'll learn all I can.Copy !req
288. And I'll see you guys soon.Copy !req
289. Aw, he packed a guitar?
What a douche.Copy !req
290. Guys, what's that over there?Copy !req
291. Oh, my God, it's a tornado!Copy !req
292. And it's coming this way!
We got to run!Copy !req
293. Hang on, guys, it might just be
the Tasmanian Devil.Copy !req
294. Come on!
Into the storm cellar!Copy !req
295. What is this place?
It's really dark down here.Copy !req
296. Shh.
What?
Did you hear something?Copy !req
297. No, I just want you
to stop talking.Copy !req
298. Wait, I think
I found the lights.Copy !req
299. Wh-What is that?Copy !req
300. Aw, sweet!
It's some kind of lab.Copy !req
301. Hey, maybe it has
one of those things that goes...Copy !req
302. 'Cause that's
important for science.Copy !req
303. Look at all this stuff.Copy !req
304. Burners, plastic tubing.Copy !req
305. 12 cases of
cold medicine?Copy !req
306. You guys...Copy !req
307. I think this is
a meth lab.Copy !req
308. Oh, my God.Copy !req
309. You mean like
as in...Copy !req
310. D-R-U-G-S?Copy !req
311. Aren't those
I-L-L-E-G-A-L?Copy !req
312. What's going on?Copy !req
313. What are you guys
talking about?Copy !req
314. Uh-oh, someone's
getting cranky.Copy !req
315. I think he
needs an N-A-P.Copy !req
316. What's happening?
Where are you taking me?Copy !req
317. Man, I got to crack this code.Copy !req
318. Oh, my God!Copy !req
319. You guys, there's
a fully functional meth labCopy !req
320. in our basement.Copy !req
321. Boy, we should
clean this place up.Copy !req
322. It's a meth.Copy !req
323. Brian?Copy !req
324. Oh, right, you're at college.Copy !req
325. We have to call
the police.Copy !req
326. Whoa, whoa,
hang on, Lois.Copy !req
327. Now, I know you're
freaked out,Copy !req
328. but when you really stop
and think about it,Copy !req
329. this meth lab is our
family's best chanceCopy !req
330. to make meth in a lab.Copy !req
331. What... what are you
talking about, Peter?Copy !req
332. I'm talking about
saving the farm.Copy !req
333. Don't you see?Copy !req
334. This lab is just what we need
to get back on our feet.Copy !req
335. No way, Peter.Copy !req
336. Dealing drugs
is morally wrong,Copy !req
337. not to mention
incredibly dangerous.Copy !req
338. Come on, we've always
been risk takers.Copy !req
339. You remember
when we did itCopy !req
340. in the bathroom at
that restaurant?Copy !req
341. I can't believe
we're actually gonna do this.Copy !req
342. Yeah. You go in first,
and I'll go in a minute.Copy !req
343. Oh, wow!Copy !req
344. Oh, my God!Copy !req
345. Oh, this is amazing!Copy !req
346. You dirty girl.Copy !req
347. Peter, I haven't
left yet.Copy !req
348. You sick whore.Copy !req
349. Look, it'd just be
temporary, Lois.Copy !req
350. Just for a bit, just till we
get the farm back on its feet.Copy !req
351. Till we get our family
back on its feet.Copy !req
352. I don't know...
Lois, we've alwaysCopy !req
353. given our family
whatever it needs.Copy !req
354. Well, right now,
our family needs usCopy !req
355. to sell illegal drugs to
the tank top community.Copy !req
356. What do you say?Copy !req
357. All right, Peter, we can make
one meth, and that's it.Copy !req
358. And it's only because I don't
see any other way out of this.Copy !req
359. Thanks, Lois.Copy !req
360. Oh, this is gonna
work out great.Copy !req
361. Hey, are you guys
gonna feed us anytime soon?Copy !req
362. No, sorry, we're
doing meth stuff now.Copy !req
363. I'll eat that.Copy !req
364. You just got clean.Copy !req
365. Everyone, now that
I'm a meth dealer,Copy !req
366. I'm going to respond
violently to outside noisesCopy !req
367. that the rest of
you don't hear.Copy !req
368. Uh, okay, Peter,
but I...Copy !req
369. What was that?Copy !req
370. Dad, I think that
was just a cricket.Copy !req
371. Then what the hell was that?Copy !req
372. That was just
me saying,Copy !req
373. "That was just
a cricket."Copy !req
374. Dad, settle down.Copy !req
375. There's no one
out there, Peter.Copy !req
376. You sure?Copy !req
377. Yeah, yeah, you're right,
it's probably just a—Copy !req
378. Did you guys lock the truck?Copy !req
379. Dad, we don't
even have a...Copy !req
380. What the hell is
going on out there?Copy !req
381. Come on out,
whoever you are!Copy !req
382. I want to show my kidsCopy !req
383. what it looks like
when a bitch dies!Copy !req
384. Peter, there's
no one there.Copy !req
385. Well, maybe I
should just fireCopy !req
386. a couple of rounds
into the darkness.Copy !req
387. Don't hear those
crickets no more.Copy !req
388. I'm not...
gonna make it.Copy !req
389. You hang in there,
you hear me?Copy !req
390. Listen to me.Copy !req
391. I want you to take
care of my kids.Copy !req
392. I will.Copy !req
393. And I want you to be there
whenever there's a bad joke.Copy !req
394. Let them know.
Let them know.Copy !req
395. Gee, I hope I didn't
scare the cows.Copy !req
396. I don't want to put
them in a bad mood.Copy !req
397. What's that, Dad?Copy !req
398. It's my new meth
distribution system.Copy !req
399. I've trained this
carrier pigeonCopy !req
400. to do all my deliveries for me.Copy !req
401. Fly away, Benjamin!Copy !req
402. Ah, perfect, perfect.Copy !req
403. Now this is the money
I owe Peter.Copy !req
404. I want you
to take it back to him.Copy !req
405. Do you understand?Copy !req
406. Yes, hello, I'd like to buy
400 blister packs of Actifed,Copy !req
407. or similar pseudoephedrine-based
decongestant.Copy !req
408. Why?Copy !req
409. I have a cold.Copy !req
410. Achoo.Copy !req
411. Hang on, let me
check something.Copy !req
412. Okay, you're fine.Copy !req
413. Be right back.Copy !req
414. Well done, Stewie.Copy !req
415. That could've gone really wrong.Copy !req
416. Like that Kid Rock concert.Copy !req
417. Oh, my God, help!Copy !req
418. He's having
a heart attack!Copy !req
419. Is anyone here
a doctor?Copy !req
420. No way
someone's a doctor here.Copy !req
421. Hey, everyone, I'm back!Copy !req
422. Hello?Copy !req
423. What the hell?Copy !req
424. Hey, Brian's home!Copy !req
425. What the hell
is going on?Copy !req
426. Nothing, nothing.Copy !req
427. Just working on
a family project.Copy !req
428. Getting in some
together time.Copy !req
429. I have a crossbow!Copy !req
430. Chris has a crossbow.Copy !req
431. Okay, well, uh...Copy !req
432. I'm back
from agricultural school,Copy !req
433. and I might have the solution
to our farming trouble.Copy !req
434. I brought some
heirloom tomato seeds.Copy !req
435. That's nice, Brian.Copy !req
436. Here's a new kind of meth
you put in your pee-hole.Copy !req
437. Wh-What?Copy !req
438. Oh, yeah,
we're meth dealers now.Copy !req
439. Yeah, you missed it.Copy !req
440. My teeth came in
and then fell out again.Copy !req
441. I don't believe this!
Are you guys insane?Copy !req
442. We're rich
is what we are!Copy !req
443. Look at all
that cash, Brian.Copy !req
444. He don't get none of that!Copy !req
445. He wasn't
here for it!Copy !req
446. Well, this is just great!Copy !req
447. I turn my back for a month,Copy !req
448. and this place
turns into a drug den!Copy !req
449. For your information,
it is also a drag queen hangout.Copy !req
450. Hey, look, our meth
is on the news!Copy !req
451. Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker.Copy !req
452. Our top story: Methamphetamine
is flooding into QuahogCopy !req
453. in epidemic amounts, and is
believed to be originatingCopy !req
454. from the nearby
rural community of Farmton.Copy !req
455. Farmton— that's the name
of the place we live.Copy !req
456. I forgot to mention
that earlier.Copy !req
457. For more on the story,
we now go liveCopy !req
458. to Asian correspondent
Tricia Takanawa.Copy !req
459. Tom, meth is fine!
Everything's fine!Copy !req
460. Go back to your own business!Copy !req
461. Thanks, Tricia.Copy !req
462. She's doing fun things
for me, for money.Copy !req
463. Oh, my God.Copy !req
464. We're hurting
our own hometown.Copy !req
465. All those drugs that areCopy !req
466. flooding into Quahog
are from us.Copy !req
467. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
468. Well, if we're dealing
so many drugs to Quahog,Copy !req
469. why is the Quahog envelope
so light this week?Copy !req
470. Yeah, I say
we go down thereCopy !req
471. and talk to
those people in Quahog.Copy !req
472. No! This is
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
473. Meth has turned
us into monsters.Copy !req
474. Lois, take it easy.
No. You know what?Copy !req
475. This is my own fault
for listening to you.Copy !req
476. I forgot you don't even
know your assCopy !req
477. from a hole
in the ground.Copy !req
478. Is that... is that my ass?Copy !req
479. Lois, where
the hell you going?Copy !req
480. I'm going back home to
Quahog, where I belong.Copy !req
481. If any of you want to come
with me, you're welcome to.Copy !req
482. First of all,
you sat in something greenCopy !req
483. and it's on your butt,
so no one's gonna follow you.Copy !req
484. And second,
no one's gonna leave a placeCopy !req
485. where there are
tons of beakersCopy !req
486. for a place where
there are zero beakers.Copy !req
487. Peter, don't you see?Copy !req
488. We left Quahog because
of the crime problem.Copy !req
489. But now we've become
part of that problem.Copy !req
490. Yo, what is this bitch
trippin' about?Copy !req
491. Look at our
lives, Peter.Copy !req
492. Look at our family.Copy !req
493. I don't recognize
us anymore.Copy !req
494. It's time to go back
to Spooner StreetCopy !req
495. and be the
Griffins again.Copy !req
496. Let's go, Peter.Copy !req
497. Let's go back
to Quahog.Copy !req
498. But... but what about
this farm?Copy !req
499. And this house?Copy !req
500. And the lab inside the house,
which is currently producingCopy !req
501. an incredibly volatile
and explosive batchCopy !req
502. of thermo-reactive chemic...Copy !req
503. There were a lot of
Rottweilers in that house.Copy !req
504. Well, it's good to be
back in our old house.Copy !req
505. How did we get this place
back, by the way?Copy !req
506. Well, luckily the value
of this place plummetedCopy !req
507. because this is
a meth town now.Copy !req
508. You know, I think the
lesson here is thatCopy !req
509. if your community has problems,
you don't abandon it.Copy !req
510. It's better to stay put and
help fix those problems.Copy !req
511. That's right, Lois, 'cause
wherever you run to,Copy !req
512. your problems have a
funny way of finding you.Copy !req
513. Hey, are you guys in there?Copy !req
514. Peter, I need a taste!Copy !req
515. Oh, my God, it's Jodie Sweetin.Copy !req
516. Quick, everyone
lie on the floor.Copy !req
517. Peter, come on! I've got
Maureen McCormick with me.Copy !req
518. She'll let you
finish anywhere.Copy !req
519. Okay, everyone hide upstairs.
Daddy's gonna take care of this.Copy !req