1. Need to move?Copy !req
2. No problem.Copy !req
3. Take it yourself with U-Haul.Copy !req
4. But I've never driven
a truck before.Copy !req
5. No problem.Copy !req
6. U-Haul lets anyone drive
a giant truck,Copy !req
7. even though it's dangerous,
because, hey, you're moving.Copy !req
8. Sorry, I'm making a go
of it in a new city.Copy !req
9. All right, I'll see you
guys in a couple of days.Copy !req
10. Where are you going?Copy !req
11. I'm off to take pictures
of lesbian butts.Copy !req
12. What?Copy !req
13. Joe and Quagmire and I are
making a coffee table bookCopy !req
14. called Lesbian Butts
in '80s Jeans.Copy !req
15. I already got the first
chapter right here.Copy !req
16. Where'd you take
all these pictures?Copy !req
17. You know, coffee houses,
Chevy dealerships,Copy !req
18. all the usual places.Copy !req
19. Peter, you're not
doing that.Copy !req
20. I got a ton
of errands to run,Copy !req
21. and I need your help
around here.Copy !req
22. Well, fine, if I
can't do the bookCopy !req
23. I'm gonna hurt
something you love.Copy !req
24. You happy now?Copy !req
25. Maybe we should discuss this
in the other room.Copy !req
26. I don't like fighting
in front of the kids.Copy !req
27. No, I want to fight
in front of the kids.Copy !req
28. I feed off the excitement
of an audience.Copy !req
29. Peter, for once
you're going to stay hereCopy !req
30. and help
around the house.Copy !req
31. Now, I need you to watch
Stewie till I get back.Copy !req
32. Whoever did this, thank you.Copy !req
33. All right, Stewie,
since Lois saysCopy !req
34. I got to keep
an eye on you,Copy !req
35. we might as well have
some father-son time,Copy !req
36. so I'm gonna measure
your penisCopy !req
37. and then I'm gonna
measure my penis,Copy !req
38. and we're gonna see
whose is bigger.Copy !req
39. Doesn't really
seem fair.Copy !req
40. All right, let's see
what you got.Copy !req
41. Stupid game anyway.Copy !req
42. Hey, kids, coming up next,Copy !req
43. it's the Jolly Farm Revue
marathon.Copy !req
44. No, no, don't
switch it.Copy !req
45. I want to watch
Jolly Farm.Copy !req
46. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
47. I got to spend the rest of the
day watching stupid kid shows.Copy !req
48. I'd rather watch paint dry.Copy !req
49. Nice.Copy !req
50. Wakey, wakey.Copy !req
51. Good morning, Mother Maggie.Copy !req
52. Heh, who's this?Copy !req
53. I like this lady.Copy !req
54. Hey, do you think
Mother MaggieCopy !req
55. is married to
Father Fa...?Copy !req
56. Oh, probably not.Copy !req
57. And the unicorn slidCopy !req
58. down the rainbow
to a field of jellybeansCopy !req
59. where she
and the other villagers decidedCopy !req
60. it had been the best day ever.Copy !req
61. Oh, look, it's Pengrove Pig,Copy !req
62. and he's sharing
his apples nicely, isn't he?Copy !req
63. Like a champ he is.Copy !req
64. And that's how you make a duck
out of an oatmeal container.Copy !req
65. This is the greatest show
in the history of television.Copy !req
66. Mother Maggie, you are
a kindred spirit.Copy !req
67. This must be how twins
who are separated at birthCopy !req
68. feel when they first meet.Copy !req
69. Trade house keys,
bang each other's wives?Copy !req
70. Yep.Copy !req
71. I can't dissect
this pig, Mr. Kingman.Copy !req
72. It's against
my religion.Copy !req
73. Believe me, Neil,
it's no thrillCopy !req
74. for the pig to
touch a Jew either.Copy !req
75. Okay, how about you,
Meg, how are you doing?Copy !req
76. Pretty good.Copy !req
77. It's, it's kind of cool
cutting something that's not me.Copy !req
78. Wow, that's some
very impressive work.Copy !req
79. It's easy for Meg to dissect
a pig because she is a pig.Copy !req
80. Hey!Copy !req
81. All right,
I'll let that one slide.Copy !req
82. Meg, you have some
real potential.Copy !req
83. Have you ever thought
about becoming a doctorCopy !req
84. when you grow up?Copy !req
85. I always just assumed
I'd work on the docks.Copy !req
86. Don't limit
yourself, Meg.Copy !req
87. Doctors wear a mask
most of the time,Copy !req
88. so this isn't
an issue.Copy !req
89. If you're interested
the school has a programCopy !req
90. where you can shadow
a real doctorCopy !req
91. and learn more about
the medical field.Copy !req
92. Yeah, wow, I'd love
to check that out.Copy !req
93. Great, I'll
set it up.Copy !req
94. I didn't know a pig
could be a doctor.Copy !req
95. Hey!Copy !req
96. You get
just a few more of those.Copy !req
97. Now, children, we're going
to learn who wears a hat.Copy !req
98. Can a fireman wear
a hat?Copy !req
99. Yes.
No? Yes.Copy !req
100. Can a policeman
wear a hat?Copy !req
101. Yes.
No way.Copy !req
102. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.Copy !req
103. Yes, he can, I knew that.Copy !req
104. Now, you at home, tell me,
who else wears a hat?Copy !req
105. A very formal horse?Copy !req
106. Very good.Copy !req
107. Even a bowling ball can wear a
hat if you use your imagination.Copy !req
108. A bowling ball wearing a hat?Copy !req
109. This is what high-def
was invented for.Copy !req
110. Peter, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
111. Being a good dad
like you asked.Copy !req
112. I've been watching
Jolly Farm with StewieCopy !req
113. for the last
three hours.Copy !req
114. That's not Stewie,
that's a pineapple.Copy !req
115. Oh, my God, where is Stewie?Copy !req
116. I don't know, but
I'm sure he's fine.Copy !req
117. Peter, he's a baby.Copy !req
118. You can't leave him alone.Copy !req
119. Come on, it's good to
have some alone time.Copy !req
120. You know, I spent a year
alone on a desert islandCopy !req
121. with nothing but a monkey
to keep me company.Copy !req
122. You're saved, sir, we're going
to get you back to civilization.Copy !req
123. And how about we bring along
your monkey pal?Copy !req
124. Okay.Copy !req
125. Yeah, we can teach
him sign languageCopy !req
126. and he can
tell us storiesCopy !req
127. about what you two did
on the island together.Copy !req
128. No, n-no, no, no, let's, let's
not, let's not bring the monkey.Copy !req
129. Um, I have a peanut M&M
up my noseCopy !req
130. and it's now further up
than my finger can reach.Copy !req
131. I am ready to farm
this out to someone.Copy !req
132. Oh, Stewie, there you are.Copy !req
133. Peter, I asked you to do one
simple thing— watch the baby—Copy !req
134. and you couldn't even do that.Copy !req
135. Come on, Stewie.Copy !req
136. Geez, why's she got
to be such a nag?Copy !req
137. I wish she was more
like Mother Maggie.Copy !req
138. Mother Maggie has an
announcement, lads and lasses.Copy !req
139. I've had such fun playing
and learning with youCopy !req
140. these last few years, but now,Copy !req
141. just as bees must leave the
hive, I must leave Jolly Farm—Copy !req
142. not that you asked, but to have
fertility treatments—Copy !req
143. so this will be our last episode
of Jolly Farm.Copy !req
144. What? No.Copy !req
145. They can't cancel Jolly Farm.Copy !req
146. Peter, it's just a
stupid kids' show.Copy !req
147. Just a stupid
kids' show?Copy !req
148. What about Pengrove Pig
and the Lollipop Luau?Copy !req
149. I-I-I don't know.Copy !req
150. This is going
to leave a void,Copy !req
151. and somebody's got
to fill it.Copy !req
152. I think you're
overreacting.Copy !req
153. You don't understand,
Brian.Copy !req
154. What am I supposed to do
without Jolly Farm?Copy !req
155. I'll be like an Italian mom
without bad kids.Copy !req
156. Hey, hey, hey, what the hell
is all the commotion in here?Copy !req
157. We're not doing anything.Copy !req
158. You getting
fresh with me?Copy !req
159. I'm tired of bailing both
of youse out of prison.Copy !req
160. We're both
in collegeCopy !req
161. and we consistently make
the dean's list.Copy !req
162. I'm telling
your father.Copy !req
163. Good.Copy !req
164. Where the hell
is our food?Copy !req
165. Yeah, where are
Mom and Dad?Copy !req
166. And where's
that awesome finger paintingCopy !req
167. Stewie did this morning?Copy !req
168. Oh, here it is.Copy !req
169. Thank you for bringing it up.Copy !req
170. I wasn't going to bring it up.Copy !req
171. Well, what's
going on?Copy !req
172. You haven't
eaten yet?Copy !req
173. No.Copy !req
174. Where's your father?Copy !req
175. He was supposed to put
the lasagna in the oven.Copy !req
176. I ask him to do one thing
while I'm at yoga.Copy !req
177. You go to an intro classCopy !req
178. and it's not even
at the yoga studio.Copy !req
179. It's in someone's living room.Copy !req
180. And that's not even a yoga mat.Copy !req
181. That's the old pee pad
from my crib.Copy !req
182. Uh, Lois, you might want
to check this out.Copy !req
183. What is it, Brian?
Take a look.Copy !req
184. And now, boys and girls,
it's time for Petey's Funhouse.Copy !req
185. Ugh, another
Aaron Sorkin showCopy !req
186. that's way over
everyone's head.Copy !req
187. How the hell did you even get
a TV show, Peter?Copy !req
188. I just answered an
ad off Craigslist,Copy !req
189. and after several hours of
sexual torture, I had a show.Copy !req
190. Don't answer that.Copy !req
191. I gave out that
number under duress.Copy !req
192. Lois, Peter's show is on the
local public access channel.Copy !req
193. Anyone can have one.Copy !req
194. Yeah, Petey's Funhouse
is actually replacingCopy !req
195. The Bad Audio Basement Show.Copy !req
196. And once the hot glue dries,
your birdhouse will be complete.Copy !req
197. Peter, you already do
nothing around the houseCopy !req
198. and now you're wasting
more time with this nonsense.Copy !req
199. Geez, you're still getting
on my hump about this?Copy !req
200. I help out
around here.Copy !req
201. Just this morning I
changed Meg's diaperCopy !req
202. and I sent her
off to school.Copy !req
203. Boy, can she kick, but
she left here spotless.Copy !req
204. Dr. Hartman, thanks for
letting me shadow you.Copy !req
205. I just know I'm going
to learn so much.Copy !req
206. It's my pleasure, Meg,
and you're in good hands.Copy !req
207. You see that diploma?Copy !req
208. Yale Medical School.Copy !req
209. Wow, that's
impressive.Copy !req
210. Thank you, I work very hard
on my calligraphy.Copy !req
211. So, how about we take a little
stroll around the hospital?Copy !req
212. This area is known
as a hallway.Copy !req
213. Don't worry,
you'll pick upCopy !req
214. on all the technical
doctor jargon pretty soon.Copy !req
215. Hey, is it prescription
or perscription?Copy !req
216. I think
it's prescription.Copy !req
217. Prescription... that just
feels weird in my mouth.Copy !req
218. Perscription is better.Copy !req
219. Oh, and there's the E.R.Copy !req
220. Don't go in there unless you
want everyone to yell at you.Copy !req
221. Hi, kids, I'm Petey Griffin.Copy !req
222. Hi, Petey!Copy !req
223. We're going to have so much fun
on Petey's Funhouse today,Copy !req
224. but before we begin, your friend
Petey wants to sing you a song.Copy !req
225. And you are
and you're not.Copy !req
226. Okay, kids, it's story time here
on Petey's Funhouse.Copy !req
227. Today's story is
Lesbian Butts in '80s Jeans.Copy !req
228. Ooh, that's a classic.Copy !req
229. Once upon a time, some chick in
a leather jacket in front of meCopy !req
230. in the parking lot walked
into Home Depot,Copy !req
231. and her butt looked like this.Copy !req
232. Everybody see this?Copy !req
233. Everybody see
how shapeless this is?Copy !req
234. She walked out of there with
a bag of soil on each shoulder.Copy !req
235. Now, before I show you
this next one,Copy !req
236. has anyone here ever heard
of the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally?Copy !req
237. I know we have a lot of yuks
here on Petey's Funhouse,Copy !req
238. but one thing
that's not fun is a bully.Copy !req
239. Now, how many of you kids out
there have ever gotten bullied?Copy !req
240. Aw, come on up hereCopy !req
241. and tell us
about it, champ.Copy !req
242. Well, my name is Winston,
and I'm quite fond of ballet.Copy !req
243. One time I tried out
for Little LeagueCopy !req
244. in my ballet shoes,
and the other kids madeCopy !req
245. so much fun of me,
I wet my pants.Copy !req
246. What, wait,
what, like pee?Copy !req
247. How old were you?
Eight.Copy !req
248. Aah, too old!Copy !req
249. Too old to be peeing yourself,
Baby Pee Pants.Copy !req
250. All right,
you kids finish him off.Copy !req
251. Hey, what do you
got there?Copy !req
252. Oh, I'm just playing
with some Lee Logs.Copy !req
253. What the hell
are Lee Logs?Copy !req
254. A little something I
created— Lee Logs.Copy !req
255. Robert E. Lee.Copy !req
256. You know, you got Lincoln
Logs, you got Lee Logs.Copy !req
257. I don't get it, can,
can you build a house?Copy !req
258. You can build
quarters.Copy !req
259. And people live there?Copy !req
260. They live there if you
tell 'em to live there.Copy !req
261. I don't know if I like
the idea of Lee Logs.Copy !req
262. Yeah, they're not
selling very well.Copy !req
263. Peter, dinner!Copy !req
264. No dinner for
me tonight, Lois.Copy !req
265. I have to go work on
a bit for tomorrow's show.Copy !req
266. If I can kill 25
butterflies in a minute,Copy !req
267. I won't have to show
the audience my balls.Copy !req
268. Peter, this is the
fourth night in a rowCopy !req
269. you've skipped out on us
to work on your show.Copy !req
270. Once again, I'm gonna be stuck
cleaning up the kitchen,Copy !req
271. helping out with homework,
and bathing Stewie.Copy !req
272. You know, I'd lay off
the nagging if I was you.Copy !req
273. I'm a children's TV star now.Copy !req
274. I can have any three-year-old
girl I want.Copy !req
275. Just know that, Lois.Copy !req
276. Peter, I'm only asking
you to do your share.Copy !req
277. Well, it's getting
on my nerves.Copy !req
278. Like, right now,Copy !req
279. you are the most
annoying thingCopy !req
280. in my life, with the
possible exception of Evite.Copy !req
281. What's this?
It's this Web site
you can useCopy !req
282. to invite people
to stuff.Copy !req
283. Does it have to be
a significant event?Copy !req
284. No. Not at all!Copy !req
285. Well, do you just
get the invitation,Copy !req
286. and that's the end of it?Copy !req
287. No, it'll remind you
about it constantly!Copy !req
288. Is there any way
I can customize thisCopy !req
289. to showcase my personality
through familiar clip art?Copy !req
290. Yes!Copy !req
291. And what about
those replying?Copy !req
292. Can they demonstrate
their sense of humorCopy !req
293. through hilarious replies?Copy !req
294. Yes, yes, yes to
everything you're saying!Copy !req
295. I'm so excited
to get started!Copy !req
296. You do that while
I jump out this window!Copy !req
297. Evite. Tell a friend
and then kill yourself.Copy !req
298. And then when you
get a little older,Copy !req
299. stuff will come out.Copy !req
300. Uh-oh!Copy !req
301. Sounds like my cranky
new neighbor just got home.Copy !req
302. I hope she doesn't
come over hereCopy !req
303. and give me the business.Copy !req
304. Peter!Copy !req
305. Oh, hi, Saggy Naggy.Copy !req
306. Never mind with "hi!"Copy !req
307. It sounds like someone's
having fun over here!Copy !req
308. You know I don't
like that!Copy !req
309. Hey, kids.
Meet Saggy Naggy.Copy !req
310. Real nice lady, huh?Copy !req
311. No!Copy !req
312. What can I do for you,
Saggy Naggy?Copy !req
313. You can stop having fun!Copy !req
314. But we like fun,
don't we, kids?Copy !req
315. Yes!Copy !req
316. Well, too bad,Copy !req
317. 'cause you're all gonna
eat your vegetables,Copy !req
318. listen to long stories
about my cousins,Copy !req
319. and help me
fold sheets!Copy !req
320. And you! You're gonna
help around the house,Copy !req
321. take out the garbage,Copy !req
322. and give Stewie
his bottle!Copy !req
323. Yeah, I heard it.
They say my nameCopy !req
324. on TV all the time;
calm down, bitch.Copy !req
325. Make me dinner,
and go rent Twilight,Copy !req
326. and do mouth
stuff on me,Copy !req
327. even though it's been
a day-and-a-half
since I've showered,Copy !req
328. and I've used several public
bathrooms in the interim!Copy !req
329. Sounds like this could
go on for a while, kids.Copy !req
330. Hey, Saggy Naggy,Copy !req
331. I know what'll cheer you up.Copy !req
332. Do you like pie?Copy !req
333. I guess.Copy !req
334. Well, how does this taste?Copy !req
335. Well, I guess she thoughtCopy !req
336. it was a no-pies-in-the-face
kind of neighborhood.Copy !req
337. Wrong assessment
of the neighborhood, sweetheart!Copy !req
338. And how are you today, Mr...Copy !req
339. Pa-ti-ent?Copy !req
340. My last name is Saunders.Copy !req
341. That's an interesting
pronunciation.Copy !req
342. This is Meg; she's
shadowing me today.Copy !req
343. And boy, could she put
the applesauce awayCopy !req
344. in the commissary.
Hi.Copy !req
345. Little tip, Meg:
The inside of this folderCopy !req
346. has a diagram
of the human body.Copy !req
347. Kind of a cheat sheet.Copy !req
348. Now see, right now,
I'm listening for cancer.Copy !req
349. Do you mean
his heartbeat?Copy !req
350. Maybe. Here,
you take a turn.Copy !req
351. Wow, your heartbeat
sounds a little fast.Copy !req
352. Do you smoke?
Actually, I do.Copy !req
353. Ah, me, too.
Isn't it great?Copy !req
354. Well, that's
bad for you.Copy !req
355. You shouldn't do it.Copy !req
356. It raises your heart rateCopy !req
357. and can lead
to emphysema or cancer.Copy !req
358. That's impressive, Meg.
It's no big deal.Copy !req
359. It's just stuff
I learned in health class.Copy !req
360. Well, you're clearly
a bright, young lady.Copy !req
361. And you've got quite a...Copy !req
362. head on your...Copy !req
363. shoulders.Copy !req
364. Thanks.Copy !req
365. Dr. Hartman, you just got
this urgent message.Copy !req
366. Oh, dear.
Prilosec, huh?Copy !req
367. No, it's below that.Copy !req
368. Oh.Copy !req
369. Oh, my God.Copy !req
370. Meg, I'm afraid
my brotherCopy !req
371. just tried to kill
himself in prison.Copy !req
372. I-I have to go.Copy !req
373. You're gonna have to take
things from here, I guess.Copy !req
374. What? What are you
talking about?Copy !req
375. Well, you now know
about as much as I doCopy !req
376. about this whole
doctor thing.Copy !req
377. But I have no formal
medical training.Copy !req
378. Ah, you'll be fine.
I think that book
on the shelfCopy !req
379. has most of the
stuff in there.Copy !req
380. And don't forget
the cheat sheet if
you need a helping...Copy !req
381. hand.Copy !req
382. Are we really
buying fishCopy !req
383. at the same place
we buy tires?Copy !req
384. And, w-what... "Fazio"?Copy !req
385. What, is that a brand
of Blu-ray player?Copy !req
386. Stewie, this sweatshirt
is so sophisticated.Copy !req
387. Look, it says New York.Copy !req
388. People will think
I'm from there.Copy !req
389. Put your phone away;
we're at a funeral!Copy !req
390. Oh, my God.Copy !req
391. Look!Copy !req
392. It's Saggy Naggy.Copy !req
393. Boo!Copy !req
394. You're mean.Copy !req
395. I don't like you,
Saggy Naggy.Copy !req
396. You stink, Saggy Naggy.Copy !req
397. My goodness, that's
a very rude thingCopy !req
398. to say to someone.Copy !req
399. Calling them Saggy...Copy !req
400. What the hell?Copy !req
401. Young man, what do
you think you're...Copy !req
402. Lois, I just saw
Jessica Alba on
television.Copy !req
403. We've got 90 seconds;
let's go!Copy !req
404. Peter, I'm not
in the mood!Copy !req
405. That's okay. We can
do it anyway.Copy !req
406. Peter, I was assaulted
in public because of you!Copy !req
407. Oh, my God, what happened?Copy !req
408. I'll tell you
what happened.Copy !req
409. A group of kids
attacked me at CostmartCopy !req
410. because you portrayed
me on your showCopy !req
411. as a raging
puppet bitch!Copy !req
412. Writers take
from their lives.Copy !req
413. You married a creative type.
You knew this was a risk.Copy !req
414. What's that
supposed to mean?Copy !req
415. Well, the last few weeks,
you've been nagging the
hell out of me.Copy !req
416. Peter, you think
I like nagging you?Copy !req
417. One of us needs to be
an adult in this marriage,Copy !req
418. and it's clearly not you.Copy !req
419. Is this about me wetting
the bed just now?Copy !req
420. Peter, don't
you understandCopy !req
421. that I'm just looking
out for this family?Copy !req
422. Besides, without
my nagging,Copy !req
423. you'd probably
get yourself killed.Copy !req
424. Or laid. Right,
frat house?Copy !req
425. Yeah!Copy !req
426. Those knuckleheads
should be studying.Copy !req
427. Okay, you know what?
Fine, Peter, that's it.Copy !req
428. From now on, I'm not
nagging you anymore.Copy !req
429. You're not?Copy !req
430. No, you're on your own.Copy !req
431. I'm done with it.
I'm done with all of it!Copy !req
432. Well, great, I should
probably get some sleep.Copy !req
433. Tomorrow on Petey's Funhouse,
we're doing "Who's on First."Copy !req
434. I'm gonna play
Costello,Copy !req
435. and Abbott is gonna
be played by live puma.Copy !req
436. Peter, that sounds
really d...Copy !req
437. You know what?
Sounds great.Copy !req
438. Have fun.Copy !req
439. Thanks, Lois.
Good night.Copy !req
440. Lois? Other families
fight, too, right?Copy !req
441. Not this much.Copy !req
442. Do you think maybe
we should think aboutCopy !req
443. getting a...
It is what it is.Copy !req
444. Let's just get Stewie to
college and go from there.Copy !req
445. Sir, if you're gonna
want me to examineCopy !req
446. where you're
having an issue,Copy !req
447. you're gonna have to be more
specific than "thingee".Copy !req
448. Okay. It's not
the front thingee.Copy !req
449. What's going on in here?Copy !req
450. Where's Dr. Hartman?Copy !req
451. He had a family emergency.
I'm not really a doctorCopy !req
452. but I've been sort of
filling in for him.Copy !req
453. You what?Copy !req
454. Well, I think I want
to go into medicine,Copy !req
455. so I was shadowing
Dr. Hartman.Copy !req
456. I've actually
been learning a lot,Copy !req
457. but then he just left me here!Copy !req
458. Well, you don't belong here!Copy !req
459. This is a professional
medical institutionCopy !req
460. with standards
and regulations to adhere to!Copy !req
461. But, but I...Copy !req
462. I'm gonna have to
ask you to leave.Copy !req
463. I'm sorry.
I'll go.Copy !req
464. My issue has
resolved itself.Copy !req
465. And don't go anywhere, kids,Copy !req
466. 'cause coming up,
we got some classic comedyCopy !req
467. with me and a puma.Copy !req
468. Is Dad really gonna do this?Copy !req
469. I told your father I was
gonna leave him alone.Copy !req
470. Saggy Naggy is
keeping out of this.Copy !req
471. Is the puma ready?Copy !req
472. Maybe we should
poke him with theCopy !req
473. "is-the-Puma-ready?"
stick.Copy !req
474. Oh, my god, I can't
let him do this!Copy !req
475. Come on, kids! We got to get
down to that TV studio!Copy !req
476. Okay, yeah, just step
on the coloring book.Copy !req
477. That's cool.Copy !req
478. I'm asking you
who's on first?Copy !req
479. Oh, my God! Peter!Copy !req
480. Cut the camera! Cut it!Copy !req
481. Roll a
"Petey Learn-A-Long Song"!Copy !req
482. Oh, he's hurt bad.
Someone call 911!Copy !req
483. He's bleeding too much!Copy !req
484. He needs attention now!Copy !req
485. Somebody help him!
Do something!Copy !req
486. Now she's nagging everyone.Copy !req
487. Does anyone have
any medical training?Copy !req
488. It looks like his
jugular is severed.Copy !req
489. I learned this
at the hospital.Copy !req
490. Mr. Swanson, find me
a first-aid kit!Copy !req
491. Mom, hand me those towels.Copy !req
492. Did I hold on to the ball?Copy !req
493. Hang in there, Dad.Copy !req
494. I'm gonna get you fixed up.Copy !req
495. You can do it, Meg.Copy !req
496. Come on, Meg.
You've got to save him!Copy !req
497. Peter, you need to let go.Copy !req
498. L-Lois?Copy !req
499. Oh, Peter, thank God!Copy !req
500. You're okay.Copy !req
501. I guess you were right
about that puma.Copy !req
502. I don't know what
I was thinking.Copy !req
503. I should've
listened to you.Copy !req
504. Peter, I don't
care about that.Copy !req
505. I acted like a real jerk,
and I'm sorry, Lois.Copy !req
506. I know you just
get on my caseCopy !req
507. 'cause you're
looking out for me.Copy !req
508. I am, Peter.Copy !req
509. And it's only because
I love youCopy !req
510. and I want the best for you
and our family.Copy !req
511. I love you, too, Lois.Copy !req
512. Isn't anybody
gonna thank me?Copy !req
513. Yeah, I'll have a water
if you're getting one.Copy !req
514. Mr. Griffin,
you have a visitor.Copy !req
515. Hey.Copy !req
516. Hey. I get it now.Copy !req
517. "Who" is the man's name.Copy !req
518. Aha, ah!Copy !req