1. Ow!Copy !req
2. There's a rock right there!Copy !req
3. There's a huge rock right there,Copy !req
4. and it's covered up by grassCopy !req
5. and there's no way
you can see it.Copy !req
6. And I got lucky.Copy !req
7. But someone else could
hurt themselves,Copy !req
8. and, and a small cut is a, is a
death sentence in these times,Copy !req
9. so let's just, you know,
let's...Copy !req
10. let's get these rocks out
of here.Copy !req
11. Okay, what else we got
on that train?Copy !req
12. A kitty cat.
A doggy.Copy !req
13. Kevin Smith 'cause he's too fat
to ride a plane!Copy !req
14. Okay, I heard kitty cat.Copy !req
15. God, you know,
I don't know whyCopy !req
16. this guy's wife isn't here
watching this stuff.Copy !req
17. If I were her,
I'd be here every show.Copy !req
18. Thanks, everybody.
See you next week.Copy !req
19. Yay! He's a good singer.Copy !req
20. Yeah, I've been catching
his library showsCopy !req
21. since there were only, like,
three or four kids here.Copy !req
22. You should have
been here, man.Copy !req
23. Those were the shows.Copy !req
24. Oh, looks like
somebody made a friend.Copy !req
25. I know.
Aren't they cute together?Copy !req
26. Adorable. I'm Lois.Copy !req
27. Hi, I'm Hope.Copy !req
28. Any relation
to Bob Hope?Copy !req
29. I'm kidding!Copy !req
30. I'm kind of known
for havingCopy !req
31. a twisted sense
of humor.Copy !req
32. Oh, don't worry,
I watch Regis and Kelly.Copy !req
33. I can handle it.Copy !req
34. Oh, so, you know.Copy !req
35. This is my husband Ben.Copy !req
36. Hi, glad to know you.Copy !req
37. Gosh, you know,
our little Scotty seemsCopy !req
38. to be having such a good time
with your son.Copy !req
39. Would you be interestedCopy !req
40. in getting them together
for a playdate?Copy !req
41. Oh, that sounds
like a wonderful idea.Copy !req
42. Look at them.
They're getting alongCopy !req
43. like Billy Bob Thornton
and his cat.Copy !req
44. Billy Bob?Copy !req
45. Leave me alone!
I'm taking a bath!Copy !req
46. Stewie, do you want
to be the AutobotsCopy !req
47. or the Decepticons?Copy !req
48. What's with all
these labels, man?Copy !req
49. Autobots, Decepticons,
gay, straight—Copy !req
50. just pick a few robots,
and let's party.Copy !req
51. Hey, what's
going on in here?Copy !req
52. Oh, hello, Brian.
We're playing Transformers.Copy !req
53. Oh, cool.
Who's this little guy?Copy !req
54. It's my new friend, Scotty.Copy !req
55. Do you mind?
We're busy.
Oh.Copy !req
56. Hi, doggie.
You want to
play with us?Copy !req
57. Scotty, Scotty, it's fine.
It's fine.Copy !req
58. You don't have to.Copy !req
59. He doesn't know
Transformers.Copy !req
60. Yeah, actually,
I-I'd love to play.Copy !req
61. Wh-Who should I be?Copy !req
62. Should I be one
of these guys?Copy !req
63. I-I'll be this guy.
Who's this guy, huh?Copy !req
64. What's this guy's story?Copy !req
65. That's Optimus Prime.Copy !req
66. You can't be him.
Scotty's Optimus Prime.Copy !req
67. Oh, all right.
Well, I'll be,
I'll be this guy.Copy !req
68. How about this guy?Copy !req
69. What was that?
Did you just growl?Copy !req
70. What robot growls?
That's Starscream.Copy !req
71. He's a Decepticon.
I'm the Decepticons.Copy !req
72. Look, why don't you
just beat it?Copy !req
73. All right,
all right, relax.Copy !req
74. I'll-I'll just, I'll be
this guy over here.Copy !req
75. That's He-Man.
We're playing
Transformers.Copy !req
76. Well, maybe this is the one
where He-Man visits.Copy !req
77. Brian, how is He-Man
supposed to get
to Cybertron?Copy !req
78. Hey, "Up, up,
and away," right?Copy !req
79. He-Man doesn't fly.Copy !req
80. Look, why are you being
such a dick about this?Copy !req
81. I'm just trying
to join in.Copy !req
82. Yeah, you don't know what
you're talking about, okay?Copy !req
83. You sound like...
That's not fair.Copy !req
84. I think I'm doing
pretty well.Copy !req
85. No, you don't know
the characters, Brian.Copy !req
86. You don't know
the characters.Copy !req
87. If you could hear
yourself right now,Copy !req
88. you would not stop
throwing up.Copy !req
89. You can't just put He-ManCopy !req
90. in Transformers'
world, all right?Copy !req
91. He wouldn't be able
to get to CybertronCopy !req
92. because he lives
in Eternia, and
Eternia is inCopy !req
93. an entirely
different dimension.Copy !req
94. He can just take
his rocket ship.Copy !req
95. Get... get out of here.Copy !req
96. We now return to The Post
"Roe vs. Wade" Brady Bunch.Copy !req
97. Greg! Marcia! Get down here!Copy !req
98. Oh, you two are such a handful!Copy !req
99. Oh, I'm getting
some steam.Copy !req
100. Picking up steam
here, Scotty.Copy !req
101. You'd better look out.Copy !req
102. I don't feel so well.Copy !req
103. Uh, kind of bad timing,
but gin.Copy !req
104. Hey, Lois, that
not-Stewie kid fell over!Copy !req
105. Oh, my God,
he's unconscious!Copy !req
106. Peter, what happened?Copy !req
107. Eh, you know me, Lois,
I don't pry.Copy !req
108. Peter, he's not moving!Copy !req
109. We gotta get him
to the hospital!Copy !req
110. You got it, Lois!
To the Peter-rang!Copy !req
111. Just for the record,Copy !req
112. I was at the hospital
for a brief moment.Copy !req
113. Mrs. Griffin,
it's a good thingCopy !req
114. you brought this child in.Copy !req
115. Why? Is he okay?Copy !req
116. I'm afraid
he's very sick.Copy !req
117. In fact, his lab-work
shows he is sufferingCopy !req
118. from Hodgkin's lymphoma.Copy !req
119. Oh, my God!Copy !req
120. Are you saying
Scotty has cancer?Copy !req
121. I don't know, I didn't
read the whole Wikipedia entry,Copy !req
122. but the good news is that what
he has is highly treatableCopy !req
123. with radiation first,Copy !req
124. and if necessary,
chemotherapy.Copy !req
125. Oh, for God's sake.Copy !req
126. Look, do you have
any ideaCopy !req
127. how expensive
medical school is?Copy !req
128. No, I don't.Copy !req
129. Well, it's probably
pretty expensive.Copy !req
130. Lois! We came as soon
as we got your call.Copy !req
131. Oh, Hope, Ben,Copy !req
132. I'm so sorry to have
to tell you this,Copy !req
133. but Scotty has...Copy !req
134. Cancer. We know.Copy !req
135. You do?Copy !req
136. Yes, we're aware
of his condition.Copy !req
137. But you shouldn't have
brought him to the hospitalCopy !req
138. without talking to us first.Copy !req
139. Why wouldn't we bring him?
He was unconscious.Copy !req
140. He clearly
needed treatment.Copy !req
141. Oh, no, he doesn't
receive treatment.Copy !req
142. What?Copy !req
143. We're Christian Scientists.Copy !req
144. We don't accept medical care
for ourselves,Copy !req
145. and we don't permit it
for our children.Copy !req
146. But your son
has cancer!Copy !req
147. Wait a minute.
Christian Science.Copy !req
148. Is that, is that
that thingCopy !req
149. all them gaybo
Hollywood actors doCopy !req
150. to keep their stuff away
from other guys' butts?Copy !req
151. Don't you understand?
Scotty needs help.Copy !req
152. And he'll get it...
through faith.Copy !req
153. That's right.Copy !req
154. We will heal him
with the power of prayer.Copy !req
155. Y-You can't just let them
just walk out of here!Copy !req
156. Oh, I think
they'll be back.Copy !req
157. Are those their keys?
No, they're my keys.Copy !req
158. And they said because
of their faith,Copy !req
159. they don't believe
in medicine.Copy !req
160. Mom, I think there's
a lot of religions
that do that.Copy !req
161. Well, that may be, Meg,
but that poor little
baby has cancer,Copy !req
162. and they're just gonna
take him home and
pray over him?Copy !req
163. Well, that's what they do.Copy !req
164. They believe that disease
is just an illusion.Copy !req
165. And the only way to fight it
is to make your faith stronger.Copy !req
166. Illusions? You want to
talk about illusions?Copy !req
167. If you die tomorrow,Copy !req
168. you think we're
gonna be devastated!
But you know what?Copy !req
169. We're just gonna go out
and buy another dog!Copy !req
170. And maybe this dog
will fetch a stickCopy !req
171. and bring me my slippers
instead of prattling onCopy !req
172. about the pros and cons
of various religions!Copy !req
173. Chris, I think you've had
too much sugar cereal.Copy !req
174. I think I haven't had enough!Copy !req
175. Peter, I have to go talk
to the JenningsCopy !req
176. and ask them to reconsider
getting treatment for Scotty.Copy !req
177. I'm going with
you, Lois.Copy !req
178. Yeah, I'll go, too.Copy !req
179. All right, but try
to keep your mouth shut, okay?Copy !req
180. You have a habit
of saying the wrong thing.Copy !req
181. During his 22-year reign,Copy !req
182. this French monarch known
as "The Spider King" hadCopy !req
183. an ongoing feud with Charles
the Bold, Duke of Burgundy.Copy !req
184. Peter?Copy !req
185. Who was King Louis XII?Copy !req
186. Ooh, I'm sorry, Peter, we were
looking for King Louis XI.Copy !req
187. Ah, damn it, I knew that!Copy !req
188. Ah, well, me
in theCopy !req
189. with a big,
black.Copy !req
190. King Louis XI.Copy !req
191. Tim, select.Copy !req
192. Oh, Lois, Peter,
come on in.Copy !req
193. We were just praying
for Scotty's recovery.Copy !req
194. If you'd like,
you can join us.Copy !req
195. Well, that's what we wanted
to talk to you about.Copy !req
196. You'd better not just have
church toys.Copy !req
197. Look, I don't mean to question
your religious beliefs,Copy !req
198. but as a mother,
I just can't bear the thoughtCopy !req
199. of little Scotty
not getting the help he needs.Copy !req
200. You really needn't worry, Lois.Copy !req
201. Scotty will get all
the help he needs.Copy !req
202. From where?Copy !req
203. From here.Copy !req
204. Science and Health with Key
to the ScripturesCopy !req
205. by Mary Baker Eddy?Copy !req
206. Let me see that.Copy !req
207. This is your god? A woman?Copy !req
208. Well, she's the founder
of our faith.Copy !req
209. Oh, really? So with this book
from the 1800s,Copy !req
210. you can pray away paralysis
or terminal illness?Copy !req
211. Yes, we would pray for
anyone who's afflicted.Copy !req
212. Well, then I'll tell you who you
should really be praying for.Copy !req
213. Out-of-work clowns.Copy !req
214. I need 40.Copy !req
215. Ben, Hope, please,Copy !req
216. I just want to do anything
I can to help your son.Copy !req
217. Well, you can, Lois.
Stay and pray with us.Copy !req
218. I think you'll find
that with God's loveCopy !req
219. and a true belief,Copy !req
220. all manner of miracles
are possible.Copy !req
221. Look, I'm a churchgoer, too,Copy !req
222. but sometimes prayer
isn't enough.Copy !req
223. He needs professional
medical care.Copy !req
224. You know, Lois,
this couch would
be perfectCopy !req
225. for one of
your red wine
pass-outs.Copy !req
226. Look, we appreciate
your concern, Lois,Copy !req
227. but Scotty is our son,Copy !req
228. and we have to tend
to him as we see fit.Copy !req
229. But your son is sick!
He needs help!Copy !req
230. Um, does your god also not
believe inCopy !req
231. putting out snacks
for the guests?Copy !req
232. Come on, Lois.Copy !req
233. I think we're wasting
our time here.Copy !req
234. They're obviously very committed
to their beliefs.Copy !req
235. But their beliefs
are crazy, Brian.Copy !req
236. I don't know
who's crazier—Copy !req
237. these people or those
Seventh-Day Adventists.Copy !req
238. I'm a Methodist.Copy !req
239. We believe that
the Lord is our Savior,Copy !req
240. and we remember Him
by going to churchCopy !req
241. and praising Him
every Sunday.Copy !req
242. I'm a Seventh-Day
Adventist.Copy !req
243. We believe all the same
things that you believe,Copy !req
244. but we go to church
on Saturdays.Copy !req
245. What...?Copy !req
246. Ga-ga-ga-ga-gahh!Copy !req
247. Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
248. Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!
Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo!Copy !req
249. I know it's
frustrating, Lois,Copy !req
250. but the fact is,
there are no laws that sayCopy !req
251. those people have
to take their child
to the doctor.Copy !req
252. How can that be?Copy !req
253. Children are citizens, too.
They should have rights.Copy !req
254. Well, it's
a tricky area, Lois.Copy !req
255. You could file a suit,
but that could take months,Copy !req
256. and even then,
there's no guaranteeCopy !req
257. the court wouldn't support
the parents' rightCopy !req
258. to practice their religion.Copy !req
259. How could we live in
a country that would allowCopy !req
260. a sick child to die?Copy !req
261. Look, this country was founded
by people who came hereCopy !req
262. to escape
religious persecution.Copy !req
263. They made sure we all had
a right to religious freedom,Copy !req
264. and it's my job
to protect that.Copy !req
265. So there's nothing
we can do?Copy !req
266. You could contribute
to the Policeman's Ball.Copy !req
267. What?
What does that have
to do with a sick child?Copy !req
268. Look, it's
a nice night out,Copy !req
269. you're eating
at a fancy buffet,Copy !req
270. the captain does
his Al Pacino...Copy !req
271. Joe, we're really more
of a Fireman's Ball family.Copy !req
272. Oh, yeah?
Are the firemen gonna
come and put out the rape?Copy !req
273. Peter, we can't
let this happen.Copy !req
274. I-I mean, we're parents.Copy !req
275. What if this was
one of our kids?Copy !req
276. It's too bad we're
not the A-Team.Copy !req
277. 'Cause then we could just go
in there and steal that kid.Copy !req
278. I don't know
about that, Peter.Copy !req
279. Kidnapping is
against the law.Copy !req
280. It's too bad we're
not Taken from Taken.Copy !req
281. Then I could dip my
head in brown paintCopy !req
282. and galumph around Europe
looking for my hot daughter.Copy !req
283. Although is it any worse
than what they're doing?Copy !req
284. They're letting a kid die.Copy !req
285. It's too bad we're
not Dragonheart.Copy !req
286. Then we could just fly
around on a dragonCopy !req
287. and forget
about all this.Copy !req
288. You know what?Copy !req
289. That's exactly
what we should do.Copy !req
290. What? What the hell are
you talking about?Copy !req
291. I'm talking about
us going in thereCopy !req
292. and taking that kid
and getting him some help.Copy !req
293. I mean, I know it's wrong,Copy !req
294. but it's better than
just letting him die.Copy !req
295. Hey, that's not
a bad idea.Copy !req
296. It's like we're doing
a public service.Copy !req
297. Like those idiots who get
together to paint a school.Copy !req
298. This underachieving,
crime-ridden schoolCopy !req
299. is now fawn beige,Copy !req
300. thanks to guilty white people
with no weekend plans!Copy !req
301. Yay!Copy !req
302. Peter, what the hell?Copy !req
303. Where's your ski mask?Copy !req
304. It's kind of hard to
breathe in those things,Copy !req
305. so I just dressed up
like Harry Potter.Copy !req
306. All right, let's go.Copy !req
307. Lois, if anything
should happen to us,Copy !req
308. I want you to know, I haven't
been happy for a long time.Copy !req
309. Yes, Peter, you've
told me that, like, ten times.Copy !req
310. All right,
all the lights are out.Copy !req
311. They must be asleep.Copy !req
312. It's go time.Copy !req
313. Peter, what the
hell was that?Copy !req
314. That's what you do, Lois.Copy !req
315. Okay, now,
take this walkie-talkieCopy !req
316. and confirm that I'm at
the various checkpoints.Copy !req
317. Oh. Okay.Copy !req
318. "Peter up on a telephone pole"?Copy !req
319. Check.Copy !req
320. "Peter cutting the wires
to the alarm"?Copy !req
321. Check.Copy !req
322. "Sexy PeterCopy !req
323. distracting the guards"?Copy !req
324. Check.Copy !req
325. Hello, boys.Copy !req
326. Come up and have sex
with me some time.Copy !req
327. "Van full of Peters
who all have stern facesCopy !req
328. because they're about
to pull off a heist"?Copy !req
329. Check.Copy !req
330. "Upside-down Peter who isn't
revealed to be upside-downCopy !req
331. until the camera spins around
and shows that he is"?Copy !req
332. Check.Copy !req
333. "Peter in an open airplane doorCopy !req
334. slapping other Peters on the
back as they parachute out"?Copy !req
335. Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
336. Check!Copy !req
337. "Super gymnastic Asian PeterCopy !req
338. contorted into a box that will
be delivered into the house"?Copy !req
339. Hai!Copy !req
340. "Peter who hasn't answeredCopy !req
341. because something has gone
terribly wrong"?Copy !req
342. Peter? Peter, are you there?Copy !req
343. Now, let's go get that kid.Copy !req
344. Okay, he's in the
left upstairs bedroom.Copy !req
345. All right, you keep the car
going in case there's trouble.Copy !req
346. All right,
I got him, Lois.Copy !req
347. Peter, what the—
that's not Scotty!Copy !req
348. That's Ben!Copy !req
349. Oh. Well, you know, we ain't
known this family that long.Copy !req
350. I'm still learning
everybody's names.Copy !req
351. Damn it, put him back and
go get Scotty, the baby!Copy !req
352. Okay, so I'll go get the baby,
and while I'm doing that,Copy !req
353. maybe you do something
about that snatchy tone.Copy !req
354. Lois, is this the right one?Copy !req
355. Shh! Peter!Copy !req
356. Yes. Now, come on.Copy !req
357. What was that?Copy !req
358. I don't know.Copy !req
359. It came from
Scotty's room.Copy !req
360. All right, we did it!Copy !req
361. Yes! We got the kid
and the treasure.Copy !req
362. Peter, there's
no treasure.Copy !req
363. Oh, well, never mind, then.Copy !req
364. We now return to One-Hour
Crime Show Where the MurdererCopy !req
365. is the Most Famous Person
in the Credits.Copy !req
366. I think you're gonna want
to take a look at this.Copy !req
367. What do we got?Copy !req
368. Looks like somebody
had a rough night out.Copy !req
369. Boy, you can
say that again.Copy !req
370. Better get the
coroner down here.Copy !req
371. He's still got his watch
and his wallet.Copy !req
372. Guess that rules out robbery.Copy !req
373. Stabbed 17 times
in the chest;Copy !req
374. I'd say the murderer knew
the victim intimately.Copy !req
375. Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker
with some breaking news.Copy !req
376. A local kidnapping
has rocked Quahog tonight.Copy !req
377. "Rocked Quahog"? Really?Copy !req
378. The whole town is r—Copy !req
379. The family maybe... is rocked.Copy !req
380. But the whole—
All right, well, in any event,Copy !req
381. we now go live to Asian reporter
Tricia Takanawa.Copy !req
382. Let's see how much
she's "rocked" by all this.Copy !req
383. Tricia?Copy !req
384. Tom, I'm standing here
with Mayor Adam West,Copy !req
385. with the latest information
about the disappearanceCopy !req
386. of young Scotty Jennings.Copy !req
387. What can you tell us,
Mr. Mayor?Copy !req
388. Please, Mr. Mayor
is my father.Copy !req
389. Call me John Mayor.Copy !req
390. Your body is a
wonderland, by the way.Copy !req
391. What is the city doing
to help rescue the missing boy?Copy !req
392. Well, we're looking
for this childCopy !req
393. using all the latest technology,
including the newest,Copy !req
394. most advanced
multimedia milk cartons.Copy !req
395. Help me!
I'm missing!Copy !req
396. Help!Copy !req
397. Why are you still
eating breakfast?Copy !req
398. I'm kidnapped!Copy !req
399. Why are you turning me
the other way?Copy !req
400. I'm still here!Copy !req
401. Scotty Jennings?Copy !req
402. Oh, my God!Copy !req
403. I know she was upset,
but do you thinkCopy !req
404. Lois would've gone
so far as to kidnap him?Copy !req
405. Of course she did.Copy !req
406. She'll do anything
for attention.Copy !req
407. I know.Copy !req
408. She's like the boy
who cried wolf.Copy !req
409. Wolf, wolf!Copy !req
410. Did you hear that?Copy !req
411. Somebody needs help!
Let's go!Copy !req
412. Oh, my God, Charles!Copy !req
413. Oh, my God,
I'll run and get help.Copy !req
414. No, no, we've got
to carry him!Copy !req
415. We can't leave him
here; there's a wolf!Copy !req
416. Um, there's not
really a wolf.Copy !req
417. What?Copy !req
418. Tell my kids I love 'em.Copy !req
419. Charlie! Charlie!Copy !req
420. This was so funny in my head
when I planned it.Copy !req
421. Don't you worry, Scotty.Copy !req
422. We're gonna get you
to the hospitalCopy !req
423. and get you the medical
attention you need.Copy !req
424. Yeah, hang in
there, buddy.Copy !req
425. When this is over, we
can get some ice cream.Copy !req
426. Me and Lois can get
some ice cream, not you.Copy !req
427. They're gonna be sticking
needles in you everywhere.Copy !req
428. You know, Peter,
you were right,Copy !req
429. this is actually
kind of a rush.Copy !req
430. I mean, look at us,
we're like Thelma and Louise.Copy !req
431. Yeah, but we all know that
didn't end well for them.Copy !req
432. You know what?Copy !req
433. Let's just turn ourselves in.Copy !req
434. I got a great lawyer.Copy !req
435. And he says, worst case,
eight to 12 years.Copy !req
436. And when we get out,
we'll still haveCopy !req
437. the rest of our
lives ahead of us.Copy !req
438. Good-bye, terrible women.Copy !req
439. Oh, my God!Copy !req
440. This is Tricia Takanawa.Copy !req
441. I am standing outside
Quahog Hospital,Copy !req
442. where accused kidnappers
Lois and Peter GriffinCopy !req
443. have just arrived.Copy !req
444. Also arriving is
my overprotective boyfriend,Copy !req
445. who is suspicious whenever I am
called into work at night,Copy !req
446. even though I've been a
reporter for years, Tyrone.Copy !req
447. I thought I told you
to mention my painting business.Copy !req
448. Lois, Peter, stop right there.Copy !req
449. You're under arrest
for kidnapping.Copy !req
450. I'm gonna have to ask youCopy !req
451. to hand over the baby
and surrender.Copy !req
452. Joe, please get out of our way.Copy !req
453. I promise, when this is over,
I'll gladly go to prisonCopy !req
454. for the rest of my life,
but not until I bringCopy !req
455. this defenseless child
into the hospitalCopy !req
456. to get him the treatment
he deserves.Copy !req
457. Uh, Joe, we would
like two ticketsCopy !req
458. to the
Policeman's Ball.Copy !req
459. Too late!Copy !req
460. There they are!Copy !req
461. Lois, please!Copy !req
462. Stop what you're doing and
give Scotty back to us!Copy !req
463. I can't do that, Hope.Copy !req
464. But we've entrusted our
son into the Lord's hands.Copy !req
465. I know.Copy !req
466. And maybe that's why
he ended up in my hands.Copy !req
467. The Lord can't do everything,
you know.Copy !req
468. Blasphemy!
Heresy!Copy !req
469. Sodomy!Copy !req
470. Sorry, I don't even
know what's going on.Copy !req
471. How you doin'?Copy !req
472. Ben, Hope,Copy !req
473. I know you don't believe
in modern medicine,Copy !req
474. but you do believe
in the power of prayer.Copy !req
475. That's right.Copy !req
476. And through the years,Copy !req
477. when there was disease
or infection,Copy !req
478. people of good faith
would pray to God for a cure.Copy !req
479. Yes. It's what we do.Copy !req
480. Well, then isn't it possible
that penicillin, vaccinesCopy !req
481. and antibiotics are all
actually answered prayers?Copy !req
482. And isn't it possible thatCopy !req
483. the amazing men and women
of medicineCopy !req
484. who brought about these miraclesCopy !req
485. could be the instruments
of God's answers to our prayers?Copy !req
486. It's good so far, Lois.Copy !req
487. Try to work a few laughs
in there if you can.Copy !req
488. Look, I believe
life is sacred.Copy !req
489. And I know you want Scotty
to live a full life.Copy !req
490. And if that's
true, then I thinkCopy !req
491. it's wrong for
you to ignoreCopy !req
492. what very well could
be the Lord's will.Copy !req
493. I mean, what's the
point in praying to GodCopy !req
494. if you're just going to wipe
your butt with his answers?Copy !req
495. Hope, Ben,Copy !req
496. please let God
answer your prayers.Copy !req
497. Please let your son get help.Copy !req
498. Well, I guess through
the Lord's will,Copy !req
499. anything is possible.Copy !req
500. All right, Lois.Copy !req
501. Scotty can have
his treatment.Copy !req
502. Oh, thank you!Copy !req
503. Thank you,
and God bless you both!Copy !req
504. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
505. We're all gonna get laid!Copy !req
506. We now return to
Dracula in San Francisco.Copy !req
507. Ooh.Copy !req
508. Well, that's why
we have the lab.Copy !req
509. Well, I just got off
the phone with Hope,Copy !req
510. and it sounds like Scotty's
gonna make a full recovery.Copy !req
511. You hear that, Stewie?Copy !req
512. Looks like your little
friend's gonna be okay.Copy !req
513. Eh, I don't care about him.Copy !req
514. I've got a new friend
who's got leprosy.Copy !req
515. See, he's funny.Copy !req
516. Peter, are you actually reading
that Christian Science book?Copy !req
517. Yeah, you know, I figured
I'd give it a shot.Copy !req
518. I mean, wouldn't it
be cool if you couldCopy !req
519. pray really hard for something,
and it actually happened?Copy !req
520. I am so happy for me.Copy !req
521. I deserve this.Copy !req
522. When do you think
the Queen's gonna die?Copy !req