1. Uh, uh, hold it.
Hold it.Copy !req
2. What-what...
what's going on here?Copy !req
3. I'm pregnant.Copy !req
4. You...
you're what?Copy !req
5. Yeah.Copy !req
6. We're in the middle
of a thing here.Copy !req
7. Well, you didn't return
any of my texts.Copy !req
8. So what-what...
so what's going on?Copy !req
9. You-you... you want, like,
a... a ride to the place?Copy !req
10. Peter, what's
going on?Copy !req
11. What's going on, Lois,
is that this girlCopy !req
12. is obviously not well,
and I have just learnedCopy !req
13. that she's been stealing
from the show,Copy !req
14. and she should probably
be escorted out of the building.Copy !req
15. We now returnCopy !req
16. to Star Trek II: The Wrath
of Khan, edited for goats.Copy !req
17. Marooned for all eternityCopy !req
18. in the center
of a dead planet.Copy !req
19. Buried alive.Copy !req
20. Buried alive.Copy !req
21. Lois, I need $28,000.Copy !req
22. For what?Copy !req
23. I've decided I want to open
a sushi restaurant.Copy !req
24. What do you know
about sushi?Copy !req
25. I don't care
about the sushi.Copy !req
26. I just want to yell at customers
when they walk in the door.Copy !req
27. Here comes a black guy!Copy !req
28. Peter, you're not
getting moneyCopy !req
29. for that or
anything else.Copy !req
30. We're running seriously
low on cash right now.Copy !req
31. In fact, I may have to
get my own full-time job.Copy !req
32. Geez. Are we really living
that close to the edge?Copy !req
33. You know we
are, Brian.Copy !req
34. Why do you think
we waited so longCopy !req
35. to take you to the
groomer's last month?Copy !req
36. Hey, isn't it time for me
to get a haircut?Copy !req
37. Oh, no. I think
you just got one.Copy !req
38. Are you sure?Copy !req
39. 'Cause I feel like
my nails are really long.Copy !req
40. Yeah, I'll check,
but I'm pretty sureCopy !req
41. it's not for another
couple of weeks.Copy !req
42. What day is this?Copy !req
43. Like it or not, we're
going to have to startCopy !req
44. living on a strict
budget for a while.Copy !req
45. Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker,
and this is...Copy !req
46. I thought you were going
to sing with me, Joyce.Copy !req
47. Okay. Our top
story tonight.Copy !req
48. The Rhode Island
State LotteryCopy !req
49. has climbed to a record
$150 million jackpot.Copy !req
50. That's right, Tom.Copy !req
51. Powerball fever has
officially gripped Quahog.Copy !req
52. We sent Channel Five News
Asian correspondentCopy !req
53. Tricia Takanawa around town
to get the public reaction.Copy !req
54. Mayor West, what do you plan
to do if you win the lottery?Copy !req
55. Well, I'd finally
splurge and buy myselfCopy !req
56. one of those fancy
four-piece suits.Copy !req
57. I'd like to join
your country club.Copy !req
58. I assume that won't
be a problem.Copy !req
59. And how about you,
every Persian guy in the world?Copy !req
60. White BMW.Copy !req
61. There you go, Lois.Copy !req
62. That's the answer right there.Copy !req
63. We'll just win the lottery.Copy !req
64. In fact, I'm going to go buy
my winning ticket right now.Copy !req
65. Peter, what's wrong?Copy !req
66. It's, uh, nothing.Copy !req
67. I'm just going
to wait a minute.Copy !req
68. There's teenagers
in skinny jeans out there.Copy !req
69. Everyone, I got big news.Copy !req
70. We are going
to be rich.Copy !req
71. Oh, my God, Peter.Copy !req
72. There are thousands of
lottery tickets here.Copy !req
73. Where did you get the
money for all these?Copy !req
74. Simple. I took out a second
mortgage on the house.Copy !req
75. What?
Peter, this is idiotic.Copy !req
76. Your odds of winning
are like 100 million to one.Copy !req
77. Don't you know the lottery
is just a tax on stupid people?Copy !req
78. Would you be saying
that if the prizeCopy !req
79. was 150 million bags of
the neighbor's garbage?Copy !req
80. But it's not.Copy !req
81. I mean... I mean, is it?Copy !req
82. It's... that-that is an
unrealistic, unfair question.Copy !req
83. Peter, Brian's right.Copy !req
84. How can you be
so irresponsible?Copy !req
85. You take these tickets
back right now.Copy !req
86. No way, Lois.Copy !req
87. We're going to win.Copy !req
88. I got lots of good
karma built upCopy !req
89. from doing those
USO shows.Copy !req
90. So, apparently, they foundCopy !req
91. a weapon of mass destruction—
my putter.Copy !req
92. All right, boys.
Go get 'em over there.Copy !req
93. And now, please welcome
Mr. Bruce Jenner.Copy !req
94. Just wanted to
remind you fellasCopy !req
95. what you're all
fighting for.Copy !req
96. Okay, this is
it, you guys.Copy !req
97. They're going to announce
the winning lottery numbers.Copy !req
98. Time for the Griffin family
to meet its destiny.Copy !req
99. When we lose,
I'm getting a divorce.Copy !req
100. Understood.Copy !req
101. We're here live in our studio
where a checkout girlCopy !req
102. in a cheap dress
who wants to be a modelCopy !req
103. is ready to draw
the winning numbers.Copy !req
104. "E!"Copy !req
105. That's
a three, honey.Copy !req
106. Turn it around.Copy !req
107. This.Copy !req
108. Thirty-one.Copy !req
109. Spooky ghost mouth.Copy !req
110. That's a zero.Copy !req
111. Snowman.Copy !req
112. Eight.Copy !req
113. Two sailboats.Copy !req
114. Forty-four.Copy !req
115. Seventeen.Copy !req
116. No, that's...
Oh, yes, that is 17.Copy !req
117. She's good at 17.Copy !req
118. Well, folks,
those are our winning numbers.Copy !req
119. Good luck to all of our...Copy !req
120. Twenty-four!Copy !req
121. No, that's it. We're done.Copy !req
122. Anyone watching,
do not count 24.
Pancakes!Copy !req
123. Okay, I don't know
what she's doing now.Copy !req
124. Somebody turn the machine off.Copy !req
125. N-Nikki, Nikki, that's good.
That's good.Copy !req
126. Go... go wait in my car.Copy !req
127. All right, you did good.Copy !req
128. Going to take her
to Walt's Roast Beef.Copy !req
129. All right, kids,
we got 200,000Copy !req
130. lottery tickets
we got to check.Copy !req
131. All right, how do you
want to do this?Copy !req
132. A static shot of the house
where night turns into dayCopy !req
133. or a montage song that
over-explains what we're doing?Copy !req
134. Um, that
second oneCopy !req
135. sounds like it
could be funny.Copy !req
136. Well, that's it.Copy !req
137. Three days wasted looking
through 200,000 lottery tickets.Copy !req
138. Those weren't
the lottery tickets.Copy !req
139. That was a test.Copy !req
140. These are
the lottery tickets.Copy !req
141. Is this another test?Copy !req
142. Yes.Copy !req
143. These aren't the real
lottery tickets, either.Copy !req
144. These are the real
lottery tickets.Copy !req
145. So, in addition to buying
200,000 lottery tickets,Copy !req
146. you had 400,000 fake ones
printed up?Copy !req
147. I had to be sure.Copy !req
148. Oh, my God. We won!Copy !req
149. What?
Let me see that.Copy !req
150. Yes! We won the lottery!Copy !req
151. I'm getting a penis butler.Copy !req
152. Sir?Copy !req
153. All right, butle
my penis. Butle it!Copy !req
154. This is awesome.Copy !req
155. Now that we're rich,Copy !req
156. our lives are going
to be so much better.Copy !req
157. You sure it was
such a good ideaCopy !req
158. to cash that
lottery check?Copy !req
159. It seems foolish to have
all this money lying around.Copy !req
160. Oh, you'd rather have
it down at the bankCopy !req
161. where the Jewish
guys can leer at it?Copy !req
162. Yeah!
All right!Copy !req
163. Money!Copy !req
164. Whoo-hoo!
Whoo!Copy !req
165. Hello?Copy !req
166. Did you blow all your money yet?
No, Daddy.Copy !req
167. All right. Call me
when you blow all your money.Copy !req
168. Love you. Bye.Copy !req
169. All right, so how are we
going to spend our winnings?Copy !req
170. I'm going to get some
supermarket fried chickenCopy !req
171. and eat it until I'm nauseous.Copy !req
172. I'm going to finally get my gal
that doodad she's been wantin'!Copy !req
173. I'm going to get a floor mirror
to squat overCopy !req
174. and see what's making
all that noise.Copy !req
175. Okay, everybody
just calm down.Copy !req
176. We're not going to go crazy
spending our winnings,Copy !req
177. and we're not going to let
this money change us.Copy !req
178. What are you talking about?Copy !req
179. This money is our ticket
to the good life, starting now.Copy !req
180. I just bought a giant room
full of gold coins,Copy !req
181. and I'm going to dive into it
like Scrooge McDuck.Copy !req
182. Aah! It's not a liquid!Copy !req
183. It's a great many pieces
of solid matterCopy !req
184. that form a hard,
floor-like surface!Copy !req
185. Aah!Copy !req
186. Peter, what are you
doing here?Copy !req
187. Shouldn't you
be at work?Copy !req
188. I quit my job, Lois.Copy !req
189. You what?
Yeah, we're rich now.Copy !req
190. I don't need to be working.Copy !req
191. Ah, you should've
been there, Lois.Copy !req
192. I told Angela what she could do
with that job,Copy !req
193. just like I always fantasized.Copy !req
194. Angela, I just want
to thank youCopy !req
195. for several extremely
pleasurable yearsCopy !req
196. working for this
corporation.Copy !req
197. Uh, certain
unexpected developmentsCopy !req
198. have created
a situationCopy !req
199. where I am no longer
in need of employment.Copy !req
200. Uh, I would be
remiss, however,Copy !req
201. if I did not extend
my gratitude to youCopy !req
202. for your unwavering
fairness and belief in me,Copy !req
203. and there is a giant poo
on your desk.Copy !req
204. Hey, Horace,
another round for everybody.Copy !req
205. Gosh, Peter,
you're reallyCopy !req
206. being generous
with your money.Copy !req
207. Hey, what's the point
of being richCopy !req
208. if you can't share it
with your pals, huh?Copy !req
209. Okay, wait,
I-I got one.Copy !req
210. Who would you
rather do?Copy !req
211. Susan Boyle
or a sex dollCopy !req
212. that's been passed
around a fraternity?Copy !req
213. Well, have they been
cleaning the doll?Copy !req
214. Please, these guys are Betas—
they're total animals.Copy !req
215. Hey, I got
one, Peter.Copy !req
216. What would you
rather do?Copy !req
217. Tread water where
you are right nowCopy !req
218. or increase your
net worth fivefoldCopy !req
219. within the next
18 months?Copy !req
220. Huh?Copy !req
221. What? I... what are you
talking about?Copy !req
222. Well, my friend Marty
is a whiz with chemistry,Copy !req
223. and he says
he's come upCopy !req
224. with a new penis
enlargement pill,Copy !req
225. and if we can bankroll him
$100,000 in start-up money,Copy !req
226. he'll triple our
investment in a year.Copy !req
227. Well, uh...
gee, I-I'm... I don't, uh...Copy !req
228. Peter, I've taken
the libertyCopy !req
229. of mocking up some
sales projections.Copy !req
230. Wow, that's pretty good.Copy !req
231. And this would be
our net profits.Copy !req
232. Yikes.Copy !req
233. You know, Peter, uh,Copy !req
234. Bonnie's birthday is coming up,
and I'll be gol-darnedCopy !req
235. if I didn't go ahead and
promise her that Stevie NicksCopy !req
236. would come to our house
and sing three songs to her.Copy !req
237. Boy, do I got a big mouth, huh?Copy !req
238. Yeah, if you're going to open
your mouth with the missus,Copy !req
239. stick to kisses, huh?Copy !req
240. What neat humor.
What neat humor.Copy !req
241. So what do say, Peter?
Can you help us out?Copy !req
242. Of course I can, you dope.Copy !req
243. We're pals, right?Copy !req
244. There you go.Copy !req
245. Hey, Horace,
give usCopy !req
246. three shots
of your best bourbon.Copy !req
247. And have that Russian waiter
I like bring it over.Copy !req
248. Boy, you wouldn't guess
from that smileCopy !req
249. that all his kids
were stillborn, huh?Copy !req
250. All right, well,
thanks again, Peter.Copy !req
251. I got to head out.Copy !req
252. I told my mother I'd visit
her in the hospital.Copy !req
253. Yeah, and I got to work.Copy !req
254. I'm flying a leg
to Minneapolis tonight.Copy !req
255. Oh.Copy !req
256. Yeah, I-I-I understand.Copy !req
257. You... you've got
other things to do.Copy !req
258. I-I just wrote you guys
a couple of checks,Copy !req
259. but no, you... you-you-you
do your things.Copy !req
260. What?
No, I mean, I-I'm just saying,Copy !req
261. I-I thought friends hang out,
do things with each other.Copy !req
262. You know,
especially when one friendCopy !req
263. gives the other friends
a whole bunch of money.Copy !req
264. Oh. Well, I guess I
could stick around.Copy !req
265. Yeah, and I-I guess
the copilot can fly the plane.Copy !req
266. She's a woman and passengers
are usually okay with that.Copy !req
267. I once saw a
deodorant commercialCopy !req
268. that had a
woman pilot.Copy !req
269. That's more like it.Copy !req
270. From now on, we're all gonna do
whatever I want to do.Copy !req
271. 'Cause I'm the one
with the dough.Copy !req
272. Okay, I guess that's fair.Copy !req
273. Good.
'Cause what I want to do isCopy !req
274. stay here, get drunk
and watch TV.Copy !req
275. We now return to Michael
McDonald During Allergy Season.Copy !req
276. Haa...Copy !req
277. Haa-haa...Copy !req
278. Haa-haa-haa-haa-haa...Copy !req
279. Haa...Copy !req
280. Hey, Peter, you wanted me
to watch the entire first seasonCopy !req
281. of True Blood and come show you
where there was boob?Copy !req
282. That's right, I
don't want to seeCopy !req
283. any actual True
Blood, just boob.Copy !req
284. Yeah, well, I found some.Copy !req
285. No!Copy !req
286. Anna Paquin boob does
not count as real boob!Copy !req
287. That's like looking
at a 12-year-old boy.Copy !req
288. Geez. Y-You should
know that, Joe!Copy !req
289. You should
definitely know that!Copy !req
290. Sorry, Peter.Copy !req
291. Sorry doesn't show me
nipples worth seeing!Copy !req
292. And as for you, Anna, you're
dreadful and so is the program.Copy !req
293. I didn't write it.Copy !req
294. Yeah, but you know
the people who do.Copy !req
295. That Alan Ball—
you know him, right?Copy !req
296. Yeah.Copy !req
297. How come everything
he writesCopy !req
298. is so dreary?
I don't know.Copy !req
299. Tell him to cheer up!
Things ain't so bad!Copy !req
300. This is a weird episode.Copy !req
301. Okay, Quagmire, I want you
to take the first biteCopy !req
302. out of this fudge pop,Copy !req
303. because that first bite
is the one that really hurts.Copy !req
304. Well, okay.Copy !req
305. Ah! Ow!Copy !req
306. Ow!Copy !req
307. Yeah, that's right "Ow."Copy !req
308. Now, you swallow that.Copy !req
309. Don't you dare spit that out.Copy !req
310. What's the
difference?Copy !req
311. You got what
you wanted.Copy !req
312. I said swallow it!Copy !req
313. Now, smear what's
left of it on your faceCopy !req
314. and look at me
with your mouth open.Copy !req
315. Look at yourself,
you filthy whore.Copy !req
316. I don't even
want this now.Copy !req
317. Okay, guys, now you're gonna do
a synchronized duetCopy !req
318. of "Makin' Whoopee" while
I shoot you with this BB gun.Copy !req
319. That doesn't
sound safe.Copy !req
320. Action!Copy !req
321. Look, you aren't gonna shoot us
in the eye, are you, Peter?Copy !req
322. Oh, no, Joe.Copy !req
323. I wouldn't try
to shoot you in the eye.Copy !req
324. Peter, it was really
close to my eye!Copy !req
325. Relax, Joe.Copy !req
326. I'm nowhere near your eye.Copy !req
327. Hey, Joe, open your eye.Copy !req
328. Gotcha.Copy !req
329. What the hell, Peter?
You shot him in the eye!Copy !req
330. Keep singing, you.
And keep your chin up,Copy !req
331. so I can see your throat.Copy !req
332. No, no screw this!
You're a jerk!Copy !req
333. Jerk? What kind of a way is thatCopy !req
334. to talk to your friend
who gives you money?Copy !req
335. Go to hell, Peter!Copy !req
336. We don't need
your money!Copy !req
337. And we don't need
friends like you!Copy !req
338. Yeah! We're out of here!Copy !req
339. Fine, go on. I don't care.Copy !req
340. I don't need you, I got money!Copy !req
341. You know, Peter,
you used to be a great guy.Copy !req
342. But ever since
you won that lottery...Copy !req
343. Come on, Joe!Copy !req
344. this guy!
Aah!Copy !req
345. I'm here to audition
for Fiddler on the Roof.Copy !req
346. Come right in.Copy !req
347. Peter, my God, what the
hell are you wearing?Copy !req
348. It's a solid gold
tuxedo, Lois.Copy !req
349. I had to fight three rappersCopy !req
350. down at the Nonsense Store
for this.Copy !req
351. Look, Peter, this
is not who we are.Copy !req
352. I'm worried the money
is changing this family,Copy !req
353. and not the
way you hoped.Copy !req
354. Well, I was hoping it would make
you shut up, so you're right.Copy !req
355. You know, I spoke to
Bonnie this morning,Copy !req
356. and she said you haven't talked
to Joe or Quagmire in two weeks.Copy !req
357. Who cares?
I don't need Quagmire.Copy !req
358. And I certainly don't need Joe.Copy !req
359. I got Money Joe.Copy !req
360. That's a good one, Money Joe!Copy !req
361. I don't like what this money
is doing to us.Copy !req
362. It's even affecting
Brian and Stewie.Copy !req
363. I think I'm gonna
take a nap.Copy !req
364. What, here?
Yeah, I had a giant mobileCopy !req
365. put in the sky so I can
sleep wherever I want.Copy !req
366. This is nice.Copy !req
367. I hope that bear
comes around soon.Copy !req
368. That's sort of my fave—
Oh, look, the bear!Copy !req
369. And it's not just them.Copy !req
370. Chris has also been developing
some very expensive tastes.Copy !req
371. Model glue, sir?Copy !req
372. Well, what do
we have today?Copy !req
373. Today we have a recent vintage
procured just this morningCopy !req
374. from Michael's Hobby Shop.Copy !req
375. Yes, that's
very nice.Copy !req
376. Bring me my
finest rag.Copy !req
377. Your fancy rag, sir.Copy !req
378. You are relieved
for the evening.Copy !req
379. You don't see
poor people doing this!Copy !req
380. Lois, don't you understand?Copy !req
381. We don't got any of
our old problems anymore.Copy !req
382. We don't have to worry
about paying bills,Copy !req
383. we don't have to worry
about saving dough.Copy !req
384. All we got to do
is enjoy ourselves.Copy !req
385. Interested?Copy !req
386. Oh, my God.Copy !req
387. Peter, it's
beautiful!Copy !req
388. Is it a blood
diamond?Copy !req
389. Ah, the bloodiest.Copy !req
390. The two kids who found it were
forced to murder each other.Copy !req
391. Oh, Peter,
I love it.Copy !req
392. Hey, you want to watch a DVD
of the murder while we do it?Copy !req
393. I already watched it
eight times,Copy !req
394. so I know exactly
which part I want to blam at.Copy !req
395. Chris, Meg, now that
I'm a rich father,Copy !req
396. you will try to impress me,
and I will remain distant.Copy !req
397. Go.Copy !req
398. Um, say, Dad,
did I tell youCopy !req
399. I got second place
in the yacht race?Copy !req
400. Hmm. Sounds like
somebody's dadCopy !req
401. is happier than
me right now.Copy !req
402. Well, um, how about this, Dad?Copy !req
403. The school paper is
doing a story about me.Copy !req
404. That's because I
had it arranged.Copy !req
405. Uh, I was thinking about
joining the Army?Copy !req
406. No.Copy !req
407. Meg, as a girl, your
life holds no merit.Copy !req
408. And, Chris, try as you
may, you will never beCopy !req
409. as good as your older
brother who died.Copy !req
410. He was good at
sports and talking.Copy !req
411. Now, pardon me
while I look at scrimshawCopy !req
412. through a magnifying glass.Copy !req
413. Ah, brave men all.Copy !req
414. Lost sons of New Bedford.Copy !req
415. That's good scrimshaw.Copy !req
416. Ah, I never thought
I'd be having high teaCopy !req
417. at the Park Barrington
every single day.Copy !req
418. Yes, it's nice to eat in a sea
of white faces, isn't it?Copy !req
419. Waiter, have the chef prepare
a bucket of your finest caviar,Copy !req
420. and then give it
a helicopter tour of the city.Copy !req
421. Very good, sir.Copy !req
422. Very good indeed.Copy !req
423. I hope it enjoys it as much as
that Maine lobster I ordered.Copy !req
424. And over there is the
Rhode Island State House,Copy !req
425. the second largest
self-supporting marble domeCopy !req
426. in North America.Copy !req
427. Why the
am I doing this?Copy !req
428. I could've just
said I did it.Copy !req
429. Sir, about
your bill...Copy !req
430. Oh, don't worry, Carstairs,Copy !req
431. there's ample gratuity
on there for you.Copy !req
432. Nyah.Copy !req
433. Well, actually, sir, your
card has been declined.Copy !req
434. Oh, really?Copy !req
435. Well, I'm sure a brief call
to my accountantCopy !req
436. will resolve this
to our mutual satisfaction.Copy !req
437. Hello, Schnozzenstein?Copy !req
438. This is Peter Griffin.Copy !req
439. There seems to be
some issue with our credit.Copy !req
440. I told Carstairs
you'd set everything straight.Copy !req
441. What do you mean I'm broke?Copy !req
442. What about all that money
I sent to the Gayman Islands?Copy !req
443. They did what with it?Copy !req
444. No, I don't want it back!Copy !req
445. I'm gonna miss you,
Carstairs.Copy !req
446. I shall miss
you, too, sir.Copy !req
447. With no one to look after,Copy !req
448. Carstairs fell into
a deep depressionCopy !req
449. from which he never emerged.Copy !req
450. He died two weeks later.Copy !req
451. Some say of a broken heart.Copy !req
452. What, sir?Copy !req
453. But that was Carstairs.Copy !req
454. I can't believe it.Copy !req
455. We lost everything.Copy !req
456. What do we do now?Copy !req
457. Well, seems like our
only hope is the lottery.Copy !req
458. Holy, we won twice and
we're right back here again.Copy !req
459. We had $150 million, and
we blew through it in a month.Copy !req
460. Yeah, but on the bright side,
if this hadn't happened,Copy !req
461. we never would've met Kyle.Copy !req
462. Hey.Copy !req
463. And that's not even Kyle.Copy !req
464. Peter, we can't
live like this.Copy !req
465. Well, what are we
supposed to do, Lois?Copy !req
466. Everything we
had is gone!Copy !req
467. We have friends, Peter.Copy !req
468. Not anymore, we don't.Copy !req
469. They're good people.Copy !req
470. They'll listen.Copy !req
471. And they'll care
what happens to us,Copy !req
472. even after everything
that's happened.Copy !req
473. You know, I'm still young
enough you can drop meCopy !req
474. at the fire station,
no questions asked.Copy !req
475. Well, well.
Look who it is.Copy !req
476. Who is it?Copy !req
477. It's me, Peter.Copy !req
478. I'm standing
right here.Copy !req
479. This is a glass eye, Peter.Copy !req
480. They had to remove
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