1. Okay, okay, I got one.Copy !req
2. Would you rather have dinner and
then sex with Megan Fox's bodyCopy !req
3. with Leonard Nimoy's
head on itCopy !req
4. or reroof an entire
condo complex by yourself?Copy !req
5. Oh, boy.Copy !req
6. Can I close my eyes?Copy !req
7. No, eye contact the whole time
and a lot of kissing.Copy !req
8. Well, how about Megan Fox's head
on Leonard Nimoy's body?Copy !req
9. I know, somehow
that's better.Copy !req
10. The hybrid organism exists
as I've described it.Copy !req
11. How many units
are in the condo?Copy !req
12. Thirty-two.Copy !req
13. Tile roof or shingles?Copy !req
14. Yeah, 'cause it
makes a differenceCopy !req
15. what you're carrying
up that ladder.Copy !req
16. Wait, whose neck is it?
Huh?Copy !req
17. I mean, where's the cutoff?Copy !req
18. You know,
is it Megan Fox's neckCopy !req
19. or am I burying my face in
Leonard Nimoy's turkey gizzard?Copy !req
20. Nimoy's neck.Copy !req
21. You have got yourself a roof.Copy !req
22. I'll take the
Spock-Fox intercourse.Copy !req
23. All right, Peter,
your turn.Copy !req
24. Uh... boxers or briefs?Copy !req
25. What?Copy !req
26. That's the worst one
I've ever heard.Copy !req
27. Look, I'm sorry.Copy !req
28. I'm exhausted, all right?Copy !req
29. I-I didn't get any sleep
'cause BrianCopy !req
30. and the neighbor's dog
kept me up all night.Copy !req
31. Hello?Copy !req
32. Hello?
Hello.Copy !req
33. Are you a dog?
Yes!Copy !req
34. I am also a dog.Copy !req
35. All right!
Yeah!Copy !req
36. We're dogs!
Yeah,
we're dogs!Copy !req
37. We're dogs that live
near each other!Copy !req
38. Hey, are
you guys dogs?Copy !req
39. Yeah!
We're totally dogs!Copy !req
40. Yeah, both of us!Copy !req
41. Oh, wow. Well, if you're
that tired, Peter,Copy !req
42. maybe you should
have some coffee.Copy !req
43. Yeah, or you could
have some Red Bull.Copy !req
44. Red Bull?
What the hell is Red Bull?Copy !req
45. You never heard of Red Bull?Copy !req
46. It's an energy drink.Copy !req
47. Here you go, Peter.
It's on the house.Copy !req
48. So? What do you think?Copy !req
49. Good evening.Copy !req
50. Our top story tonight:Copy !req
51. Barack Obama makes a visit
to James Woods High School.Copy !req
52. Yes, it's time to get
jiggy with it, Quahog—Copy !req
53. I thought
we had taken that out.Copy !req
54. President Barack Obama
will visit James Woods HighCopy !req
55. next month, and this little town
of ours couldn't be more abuzz.Copy !req
56. Oh, my God, this is
gonna be so amazing!Copy !req
57. It's all anybody in my class
is talking about.Copy !req
58. Darn it, why is
this so hard?Copy !req
59. What's wrong, Chris?Copy !req
60. Just 'cause Obama's coming,
everybody in my English classCopy !req
61. has to write a stupid
essay about hope.Copy !req
62. But this is all I
can come up with.Copy !req
63. Chris, this is just a shaded-in
triangle and the word "muff."Copy !req
64. For God's sakes, Meg,
it's a first draft.Copy !req
65. Just tell me if you
think the tone is right.Copy !req
66. Well, I don't know
what this is,Copy !req
67. but it's not what hope
is about, Chris.Copy !req
68. Well, if you're such a genius,
you tell me what hope is.Copy !req
69. Hope is what gets you
out of bed in the morningCopy !req
70. when it's the day of prom
and you haven't been asked.Copy !req
71. Hope pushes the caterpillar
through the cocoonCopy !req
72. and drives the salmon upstream.Copy !req
73. Your breasts may be small
and your glasses may be thick,Copy !req
74. but hope doesn't
hold up a mirror.Copy !req
75. Hope is a horizon we head for,Copy !req
76. leaving nothing behind us
but fear.Copy !req
77. And though we may
never reach our goals,Copy !req
78. it's hope that will save us
from who we once were.Copy !req
79. Wow.Copy !req
80. Did you learn
that at school?Copy !req
81. No. You can't just learn
creative writing, Chris.Copy !req
82. It's got to be inside you,
like musical talentCopy !req
83. or athleticism or the ability
to choose to be gay.Copy !req
84. I don't think
they choose that.Copy !req
85. Oh, please,
they choose that.Copy !req
86. Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
87. What's up, party people?
Ah, what the hellCopy !req
88. are these things,
curtains or something? Boring!Copy !req
89. Holy smoke,
it's crowded in here.
Hey!Copy !req
90. There, ah, that's terrific;
it opens up the whole room.Copy !req
91. Peter, there
you are.Copy !req
92. Where the hell
have you been?Copy !req
93. I've been
worried sick.Copy !req
94. Oh, so I had a few Red Bulls,
drove to New York.Copy !req
95. What's the big deal?
Ah, there's my little man!Copy !req
96. Done!Copy !req
97. Wow, Dad, that
was pretty cool.Copy !req
98. Can I try
some Red Bull?Copy !req
99. Oh, my God, can you
try some Red Bull?Copy !req
100. Chris, I'd take it
as an insult if you didn't.Copy !req
101. Here you go, have some cans,
one, two, three, four, five.Copy !req
102. Go on, take 'em, take 'em,
take 'em, take 'em, take 'em.Copy !req
103. That's what
Woody Woodpecker says.Copy !req
104. All right, I'm gonna go outside
and milk the cow.Copy !req
105. Peter, where'd
you get that cow?Copy !req
106. Oh, that's a silly
question, Lois.Copy !req
107. I bought it so we can have
fresh milk every day.Copy !req
108. Whoa, boy, that Red Bull's
some strong stuff.Copy !req
109. Hey, everybody, welcome back
to The Price Is Right.Copy !req
110. Time to spin the wheel.Copy !req
111. Top winner
for the day is Peter,Copy !req
112. so you're gonna be
the first to spin it.Copy !req
113. Go ahead, Peter,
close as you canCopy !req
114. to a dollar
without going over.Copy !req
115. All right, while we're waiting
for the wheel to spin,Copy !req
116. you want to say hi to anybody?Copy !req
117. Oh, yeah, Drew, I
want to say hi toCopy !req
118. Lois, Brian, Chris, Stewie,
Meg, Joe, Bonnie, Quagmire,Copy !req
119. Cleveland, Mort, Seamus, Adam
West, Dr. Hartman, Bruce,Copy !req
120. Carter, Babs, Tom Tucker,
Angela, Opie, Carl, Herbert,Copy !req
121. Jillian, Consuela, Giant
Chicken, Greased-up Deaf Guy!Copy !req
122. Okay.Copy !req
123. I'm sure they're
happy to hear that.Copy !req
124. Whoa, paramedics,
come on down!Copy !req
125. Mom, oh, my God,
guess what!Copy !req
126. Oh, God! You scared
the out of me.Copy !req
127. You know that essay about hope
I had to write?Copy !req
128. Well, the principal said it was
the best one in the class,Copy !req
129. and he wants me to read it aloud
to introduce the President!Copy !req
130. Ah, Chris,
that's incredible!Copy !req
131. Remember when I used to
come to school to wipe you,Copy !req
132. and I'd say, "Someday I won't
have to wipe you anymoreCopy !req
133. and you'll do great things"?Copy !req
134. Well, this has been
a big year for us.Copy !req
135. Wait a second.
Give me that.Copy !req
136. "Hope pushes the caterpillar
through the cocoonCopy !req
137. and drives the salmon upstream."Copy !req
138. I wrote that!Copy !req
139. You stole
this from me.Copy !req
140. Hey, you didn't say
I couldn't use it.Copy !req
141. But now you get to meet the
President of the United StatesCopy !req
142. because of
what I wrote.Copy !req
143. Ugh! I bet you don't even
know what his first name is.Copy !req
144. I-I don't know— Mike?Copy !req
145. Hey, what are
you doing?Copy !req
146. Lois, where is my Red Bull?Copy !req
147. Peter, I got
rid of it.Copy !req
148. Why the hell
would you do that?Copy !req
149. It was making you crazy,
and it's not good for you.Copy !req
150. That's why I poured it
all out in the garden.Copy !req
151. Official flower business.Copy !req
152. What are you doing, Peter?Copy !req
153. I'm making my
own Red Bull.Copy !req
154. Lois can't stop me
from experiencingCopy !req
155. the manic highs and
lows my body demands.Copy !req
156. Whoa, whoa, hang on,
you're adding kerosene?Copy !req
157. Peter, that's insane.Copy !req
158. That'll destroy your body.Copy !req
159. Kerosene is
fuel, Brian.Copy !req
160. Red Bull is fuel.Copy !req
161. Kerosene is
Red Bull.Copy !req
162. Now, why don't you
leave me aloneCopy !req
163. while I'm doing
my important work?Copy !req
164. Peter, that drink will kill you.Copy !req
165. Brian, whatever kills
me makes me stronger.Copy !req
166. See, Brian?
I feel great.Copy !req
167. Peter?Copy !req
168. Peter, are you alive?Copy !req
169. Ah, you're alive.Copy !req
170. Okay, I won't, uh,Copy !req
171. I won't, uh, eat you then.Copy !req
172. I was gonna eat you.Copy !req
173. Dr. Hartman,Copy !req
174. please tell me, is my
husband gonna be all right?Copy !req
175. Uh, Cancun, actually,
thanks for asking.Copy !req
176. Just got back.Copy !req
177. Mrs. Griffin, I'm afraid
all the toxic chemicalsCopy !req
178. your husband ingested from
his homemade energy drinkCopy !req
179. have caused
total kidney failure.Copy !req
180. How was Cancun?Copy !req
181. Oh, my God.Copy !req
182. Kidney failure?Copy !req
183. Is he gonna be okay?Copy !req
184. Well, yes and no.Copy !req
185. We'll put him on
a kidney transplant list,Copy !req
186. but that could take months.Copy !req
187. Until a donor is found,
he's gonna have to undergoCopy !req
188. dialysis treatments
three times a week.Copy !req
189. Dialysis?Copy !req
190. Is there any other way?Copy !req
191. Yes, there is.Copy !req
192. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
193. W-We'll do
the dialysis.Copy !req
194. Hey, Doc, I'm here
for my dialysis.Copy !req
195. Ah, have a seat, Peter.Copy !req
196. Let's get you hooked up.Copy !req
197. Doc, I don't know how much
more of this I can take.Copy !req
198. It's been
three weeks.Copy !req
199. I know, I saw the caption.Copy !req
200. Yeah, but I-I just go crazy
just sitting here for so long.Copy !req
201. Aw, I know it's tough,Copy !req
202. but maybe there's something
I can do to make it easier.Copy !req
203. Here, play with this
bucket of afterbirth.Copy !req
204. Ha!Copy !req
205. The Lockhorns.Copy !req
206. Always locking horns.Copy !req
207. Oh, my God,
that's why they call it that.Copy !req
208. Oh, Peter, you got here
just in time!Copy !req
209. Chris is almost on.Copy !req
210. Shh. Mom, here it is.Copy !req
211. As Quahog prepares
for the arrival ofCopy !req
212. President Barack Obama,
it will be a very big dayCopy !req
213. for one local teenager
who will be reading his essayCopy !req
214. to introduce the President.Copy !req
215. I sat down with accomplished
wordsmith Chris Griffin.Copy !req
216. "Hope is a horizon
we head for,Copy !req
217. leaving nothing
behind us but fear."Copy !req
218. Chris, tell me
how those words came to you.Copy !req
219. Do you believe
in angels, Tom?Copy !req
220. Of course I do.Copy !req
221. Well, there you go.Copy !req
222. I suspected angels.Copy !req
223. It was angels.
Very good.Copy !req
224. Chris Griffin,
a weaver of dreamsCopy !req
225. at the loom of the mind.Copy !req
226. A weaver of dreams at
the loom of the mind.Copy !req
227. A neat thing I just said.Copy !req
228. And now sports.Copy !req
229. Oh, Chris, we are
so proud of you.Copy !req
230. I got to admit, Chris,
this is pretty exciting.Copy !req
231. When did you become so coherent?Copy !req
232. Mom, I wrote that!Copy !req
233. He stole it, and he's
taking all the credit!Copy !req
234. Chris, is that true?Copy !req
235. You didn't write anything!Copy !req
236. This is my essay!Copy !req
237. Meg, is that true?Copy !req
238. No, he's lying!Copy !req
239. That should be me getting
to meet the President!Copy !req
240. Meg, for God's sake, relax.Copy !req
241. You're not the first person
to be out-shined by a sibling.Copy !req
242. What about the third
Bronte sister?Copy !req
243. Oh, Emily, Wuthering Heights
was truly splendid.Copy !req
244. Oh, no, Charlotte, Jane Eyre
was so very brilliant.Copy !req
245. I made blood out
me lady parts!Copy !req
246. Good for you.Copy !req
247. So we've all
done something.Copy !req
248. It's happening now.Copy !req
249. Ah, it's a
period joke.Copy !req
250. It's a period period joke.Copy !req
251. Ha, ha.Copy !req
252. Okay, moving on.Copy !req
253. Coming up
next, Charles in Charge.Copy !req
254. Oh, my God!Copy !req
255. Aw, I want to watch this, but
I got stupid dialysis at 3:00.Copy !req
256. I am so sick of this crap
mucking up my life.Copy !req
257. Well, Peter, I mean, what,
y-you can get away withCopy !req
258. skipping one treatment, right?Copy !req
259. I mean, that's not
gonna kill you.Copy !req
260. Yeah, it's probably just
like missing an antibiotic.Copy !req
261. You just take
the next one.Copy !req
262. Yeah, you're probably right.Copy !req
263. Besides,
it's Charles in Charge.Copy !req
264. You know what I like?Copy !req
265. The "Charles"
part is formal,Copy !req
266. but the "In Charge"
part is kind of casual.Copy !req
267. Oh, wow. Remember this?Copy !req
268. Remember when nobody had
any muscle tone?Copy !req
269. Geez, how many "A's"
does that guy need?Copy !req
270. Uh, two, apparently.Copy !req
271. You know, it's kinda
weird that '80s white clothesCopy !req
272. could pass for
'90s black clothes.Copy !req
273. Yeah, is that like
a rummage sale thing?Copy !req
274. Ah, Nicole Eggert.Copy !req
275. Didn't she bang
somebody gross?Copy !req
276. I don't know.Copy !req
277. Yeah, I feel like she
banged somebody gross.Copy !req
278. You know, I heard
the sweater budgetCopy !req
279. on this show
was 200 grand.Copy !req
280. Didn't you tell me
that, Peter?Copy !req
281. Oh, my God!Copy !req
282. Peter, you don't
look so good.Copy !req
283. What are you
talkin' about?
I feel great.Copy !req
284. Like I could go
another 20 years or more.Copy !req
285. Dr. Hartman, this was
just too close a call.Copy !req
286. Next time, we could be too late.Copy !req
287. Suppose he's stuck somewhere,
or-or he's trapped inCopy !req
288. an elevator
or God knows what else?Copy !req
289. He could die!
He needs a new kidney now!Copy !req
290. Well, as I said, Mrs.
Griffin, he's on a list,Copy !req
291. but there are a lot
of people ahead of him.Copy !req
292. Well, what are the chances of
getting him moved up the list?Copy !req
293. Honestly, not great.
It could be monthsCopy !req
294. before he can get
a transplant.Copy !req
295. Unless you know someone
who's a compatible organ matchCopy !req
296. and would be willing
to donate one of theirs.Copy !req
297. I'll do it.
He could have one of my kidneys.Copy !req
298. Well, we always check spouse
records for compatibility.Copy !req
299. I'm afraid you're not a match.Copy !req
300. But it turns out you are a match
for a little girlCopy !req
301. who's dying in that next room
over there.Copy !req
302. Oh, well, how 'bout we
concentrateCopy !req
303. on this family, Doctor?Copy !req
304. Well, the only other
option is your children.Copy !req
305. No, I won't put the kids
through that.Copy !req
306. Well, then I don't know
what else to do.Copy !req
307. You'll just have
to roll the diceCopy !req
308. and hope a kidney
comes through soon.Copy !req
309. Well... what about me?Copy !req
310. Is that possible, Doctor?Copy !req
311. Well... I suppose.Copy !req
312. Stranger things have
happened in medicine.Copy !req
313. I once tried
to clone a chicken.Copy !req
314. The result wound up
being a man-sized chickenCopy !req
315. that was incredibly
hostile and ended up
escaping from the lab.Copy !req
316. Okay, Doc, we gotta have
a talk at some point,Copy !req
317. but Brian, are, are, you,
are you sure about this?Copy !req
318. Well, there's no harm in
seeing if I'm compatible.Copy !req
319. Well, according to these
results, Brian is a match.Copy !req
320. Hooray, yay, yeah,
ice cream sounds great.Copy !req
321. The only thing is...Copy !req
322. Mrs. Griffin, could I speak with
you and Brian alone, please?Copy !req
323. Well, of course.Copy !req
324. Kids, why don't you wait
in the car?
Okay, Mom.Copy !req
325. Let's go find the big,
black sassy nurse.Copy !req
326. There's always one.Copy !req
327. You can cry about it,
or you can decide to live.Copy !req
328. It's your choice.Copy !req
329. Found her.Copy !req
330. Hey, w-w-what is it, Doc?Copy !req
331. Well, as a dog,
Brian's kidneys are smallerCopy !req
332. and don't have the capacity
of a human kidney.Copy !req
333. For the procedure
to work,Copy !req
334. we would need
to transplant two.Copy !req
335. But, but I only have two.Copy !req
336. That's right.Copy !req
337. The procedure would kill you.Copy !req
338. Ha-ha, that car's
gettin' towed!Copy !req
339. My God, Dr. Hartman,
isn't there any other way?Copy !req
340. I'm afraid not,
Mrs. Griffin.Copy !req
341. I'll do it.Copy !req
342. What?Copy !req
343. I'll... I'll do it.Copy !req
344. I'll give you my kidneys.Copy !req
345. But Brian...
you'll die!Copy !req
346. Peter, you're my best friend.Copy !req
347. You, you gave me a home
when I didn't have one.Copy !req
348. And you've treated me like
a family member ever since.Copy !req
349. I wouldn't be here
if it wasn't for you.Copy !req
350. I'd probably be dead anyway,Copy !req
351. lying under
some freeway overpass.Copy !req
352. And I-I-I wanna,
I wanna return the favor.Copy !req
353. After all, I'm, I'm a dog.Copy !req
354. I have another eight years,
at best.Copy !req
355. I'm, I'm willing to give that up
so you can have another 40.Copy !req
356. Brian, I...Copy !req
357. I-I don't know what to say.Copy !req
358. You're savin' my life.Copy !req
359. Well, you saved mine.Copy !req
360. And, hey, we, we had a lotta
good years together, right?Copy !req
361. Yeah. We, uh...Copy !req
362. we sure did, buddy.Copy !req
363. Hello, everyone.Copy !req
364. Lois, did you put Stewie to bed?Copy !req
365. Yeah, he's asleep.Copy !req
366. Good. I'd rather he didn't know
about this till it's over.Copy !req
367. He's just a baby.Copy !req
368. Now, since the operation is
tomorrow, I thought it might beCopy !req
369. a good idea to just kinda close
the book, you know?Copy !req
370. So I just wanted to share
my final thoughtsCopy !req
371. with each one of you.Copy !req
372. Meg, you're so beautiful
on the inside,Copy !req
373. but it's very important that
you know your limitations.Copy !req
374. What do you mean?Copy !req
375. Well, I know they say
"Reach for the stars,"Copy !req
376. but if we all did that,Copy !req
377. there'd be nobody left
here on Earth, right?Copy !req
378. I guess.Copy !req
379. Ha-ha, there you go.Copy !req
380. Chris, I have watched
you grow from a little boyCopy !req
381. into the young man
you are today.Copy !req
382. I know sometimes
life seems tough,Copy !req
383. but you just remember
to reach for the stars.Copy !req
384. You really think I can?Copy !req
385. I know you can,
slugger!Copy !req
386. And, Lois, I only ask thisCopy !req
387. because of the dire situation
I'm in, but...Copy !req
388. can I, can I hump your leg
for 15 uninterrupted seconds?Copy !req
389. I suppose so, Brian.Copy !req
390. I-I said you could do it
for 15 seconds.Copy !req
391. Didn't need it.Copy !req
392. No! It can't be!Copy !req
393. Where... where am I?Copy !req
394. We're at the
playground, Brian.Copy !req
395. I kidnapped you.Copy !req
396. You and I are going
to spend the rest of our livesCopy !req
397. living right here
under the slide.Copy !req
398. Stewie, what the hell?
Are you outta your mind?Copy !req
399. I most certainly am not!Copy !req
400. I know what you're planning
to do, and I won't allow it!Copy !req
401. You're not going to kill
yourself for that fat bastard!Copy !req
402. Look, I've made up
my mind, all right?Copy !req
403. Now untie me.Copy !req
404. No, I will not!Copy !req
405. How dare you make plans
to abandon me!Copy !req
406. Come on, you, you can live
without a dog, Stewie,Copy !req
407. but you can't live
without a father.Copy !req
408. And besides, h-how exactly
do you think we're supposedCopy !req
409. to live here on
the playground?Copy !req
410. We'll do fine, Brian!Copy !req
411. Everything is right here
where we need it!Copy !req
412. The jungle gym is
the grocery store,Copy !req
413. the swing set is
the mall,Copy !req
414. the seesaw is
the post office,Copy !req
415. and the sandbox is
our summer home.Copy !req
416. Can you believe it,
Brian?Copy !req
417. We, we have
a summer home!Copy !req
418. I mean, yes, we'll,
we'll have to rent it outCopy !req
419. some years to help pay for...Copy !req
420. Oh, no, wait,
no, we won't,Copy !req
421. because I'm a famous race car
driver. I forgot!Copy !req
422. Stewie, you're not
a race car driver.Copy !req
423. And if you don't let
me go right now,Copy !req
424. you're gonna lose your dad.Copy !req
425. But Brian...Copy !req
426. I-I don't wanna lose anybody!Copy !req
427. I don't... I don't
wanna lose anybody!Copy !req
428. Oh, my God.Copy !req
429. Just stop, stop, just stop it.Copy !req
430. But Brian, I love you!Copy !req
431. Oh, God,
just wipe your nose, man!Copy !req
432. Can I have a hug,
Brian?Copy !req
433. Oh, no, no, God,
no, no, not now, no!Copy !req
434. I want a hug!
I love...Copy !req
435. No, no. Just wipe...
Oh, God, there's no Kleenex.Copy !req
436. I love you, Brian!
I love you so much!Copy !req
437. Go... Go roll around
in the sandbox...Copy !req
438. in-in-in the summer house!Copy !req
439. Go... go to the summer house
and roll around!Copy !req
440. Well, here we go.
You know, buddy,Copy !req
441. I'm really gonna miss
havin' a dog.Copy !req
442. Hey, whaddaya say
you be my dog one
last time, huh?Copy !req
443. Sure, Peter.
Whatever you want.Copy !req
444. Hey, hey, whassat?Copy !req
445. Whassat, boy?
Whassat?Copy !req
446. Uh, surgical equipment.Copy !req
447. Whose is that?
Whose is that?Copy !req
448. Probably belongs
to the hospital.Copy !req
449. Whassat for? Huh?
Whassat for?Copy !req
450. Um... cutting me open,Copy !req
451. harvesting my organs
and killing me.Copy !req
452. You gonna go get it?
You gonna get it, boy?Copy !req
453. No, I think, I think
the doctors need it.Copy !req
454. Can we, can we
just lay here?Copy !req
455. Dr. Hartman,
w-what're you...?Copy !req
456. You're not dressed
for surgery.Copy !req
457. I sure am.Copy !req
458. But I, I don't
understand.Copy !req
459. Well, you see, Mrs. Griffin,Copy !req
460. I found another donor
for your husband.Copy !req
461. You did? Who?Copy !req
462. Me.
What?Copy !req
463. It turns out
I'm a perfect match.Copy !req
464. And I'm willing to give up
one of my kidneys.Copy !req
465. Oh, my God,
Dr. Hartman,Copy !req
466. y-you'd do that
for us?Copy !req
467. Well, the truth is you folks are
my only remaining patients.Copy !req
468. I couldn't afford
to lose two of you.Copy !req
469. What do you mean,
two of us?Copy !req
470. Well, chances are Peter never
would have survived the surgery.Copy !req
471. I mean, I mean,
dog kidneys?Copy !req
472. I'm not even sure
dogs have kidneys.Copy !req
473. Do dogs have kidneys?Copy !req
474. Yes.Copy !req
475. Ah, this...
this is the guy.Copy !req
476. Oh, my God, Brian...Copy !req
477. You're gonna live!Copy !req
478. Oh, I love you!
I love you!Copy !req
479. Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
480. I'm happy to welcome you all
here to our auditoriumCopy !req
481. for something that's
not a terrible play.Copy !req
482. In fact, tonight we're gracedCopy !req
483. with the presence
of our Commander in Chief.Copy !req
484. But first, to introduce him
is a very talented young man,Copy !req
485. James Woods' own Chris Griffin.Copy !req
486. Thank you, Principal Shepherd.Copy !req
487. My sister Meg will be helping me
introduce the President,Copy !req
488. since we wrote this essay
together.Copy !req
489. "What is Hope?" by
Chris and Meg Griffin.Copy !req
490. Hope is what gets you
out of bed in the morningCopy !req
491. when it's the day of prom
and you haven't been asked.Copy !req
492. Hope pushes the
caterpillarCopy !req
493. through the cocoon and drives
the salmon upstream.Copy !req
494. Your breasts may be small
and your glasses may be thick,Copy !req
495. but hope doesn't
hold up a mirror.Copy !req
496. Hope is a horizon we head for,Copy !req
497. leaving nothing behind us
but fear.Copy !req
498. And though we may never reach
our goals,Copy !req
499. it's hope that will save us
from who we once were.Copy !req
500. And now...Copy !req
501. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
502. President Mike Obama!
President Barack Obama!Copy !req