1. From Time Life
M usic, comes a one-of-a-kindCopy !req
2. Rat Pack collection,
"Their Most Bigoted Songs."Copy !req
3. All your favorite,
once acceptable hits likeCopy !req
4. "Drunk Old Injun."Copy !req
5. "Jewish Nose."Copy !req
6. Dean Martin singing
" Chinaman's Chance."Copy !req
7. "Pew, Stinky Frenchman."Copy !req
8. "Hey There, Fruity."Copy !req
9. And many more!Copy !req
10. You know, I'm sick
of looking at that.Copy !req
11. What?
That empty space.Copy !req
12. It just reminds me that
Cleveland's not here anymore.Copy !req
13. Yeah, it's just not the same
without him.Copy !req
14. I sure wish he...Copy !req
15. Hey, guys, look!Copy !req
16. It's him!Copy !req
17. Hey, Cleveland!Copy !req
18. Why didn't you tell us
you were back, buddy?Copy !req
19. Oh, it's a lamp.Copy !req
20. You know, guys,
I've been thinkin'.Copy !req
21. We need a new fourth guy
for our group.Copy !req
22. We're a man short.Copy !req
23. Like Stadler
without Waldorf.Copy !req
24. You know, without the other guy
yappin' in my ear,Copy !req
25. these guys aren't half bad.Copy !req
26. Now I know you're interested
in being the fourth guyCopy !req
27. in our entourage,
Kevin Connolly, but don't youCopy !req
28. think you're a little small?
Listen, I tell you what.Copy !req
29. You can be in our group
if I can have some
of your cereal.Copy !req
30. Oh, no! They're after
me Kevin Connolly Charms!Copy !req
31. How's your friend
search going?Copy !req
32. (sighs) Not great, Lois.
What friend search?Copy !req
33. Oh, we're just trying to find
a friend to replace Cleveland.Copy !req
34. We've been meeting people
for the past three days.Copy !req
35. Well, you don't need
to look for somebody new.Copy !req
36. I'll hang out
with you guys.
Yeah, you know,Copy !req
37. I don't think that's
gonna work out, Brian,Copy !req
38. 'cause of the whole
Quagmire thing.Copy !req
39. What Quagmire thing?Copy !req
40. Oh, you know, just
that he hates you.Copy !req
41. Quagmire hates me?
Hates you.Copy !req
42. I-I don't get it.
Why, why wouldn't
Quagmire like me?Copy !req
43. Because he thinks
you're annoying.Copy !req
44. Like people who never
shut up about their kids.Copy !req
45. He... he would have
been four today.Copy !req
46. I-I still don't
understand.Copy !req
47. How do you drown
in an inch of water?Copy !req
48. (sobbing)
Well...Copy !req
49. I guess I don't
have a new sweater
and a haircut.Copy !req
50. (sighs):
Who would've thoughtCopy !req
51. it would be this hard
to replace Cleveland?Copy !req
52. You know, guys,
we've kind of beenCopy !req
53. ignoring the obvious here.Copy !req
54. I mean, if you really
break it down,Copy !req
55. what we need is a black guy.Copy !req
56. Yeah, that was the best thing
about Cleveland.Copy !req
57. Oh, by far.
I sure do miss him.Copy !req
58. Peter's right.
We gotta find another black guy.Copy !req
59. Yeah, 'cause
otherwise we're justCopy !req
60. a bunch of boring
white guys.Copy !req
61. Like a London
gentlemen's club.Copy !req
62. Hey, you guys want to
enter the darts tournament?Copy !req
63. First prize is free
drinks all night.Copy !req
64. Oh, we'd love to,
Horace, but there's
only three of us.Copy !req
65. Did I hear some sorry ass foolsCopy !req
66. in need of a motherlovin'
fourth?Copy !req
67. I'll join
your darts game.Copy !req
68. How do we know
you're any good?Copy !req
69. Gentlemen,
we got us a black man.Copy !req
70. Oh, boy,
what a fantastic evening.Copy !req
71. Jerome, you are a wonderful
addition to our group.Copy !req
72. Hey, thanks, Peter.Copy !req
73. I like you guys, too.Copy !req
74. What do you say we hit
another bar, keep it goin'?Copy !req
75. I can't. There's a girl
tied up in my basement
who needs some food.Copy !req
76. That's funny.
You funny, pointy man.Copy !req
77. Yeah, I...
I joke around a lot.Copy !req
78. Thanks for the lift
home, Jerome.Copy !req
79. Hey, if you got
time to come in,Copy !req
80. I'd love for you
to meet my wife.Copy !req
81. I got time for
whatever I want, fool.Copy !req
82. My watch don't tell
time, I tell it.Copy !req
83. Wow, you're cooler than
a York Peppermint Pattie.Copy !req
84. When I bite
into a York Peppermint Pattie,Copy !req
85. I get the sensation...Copy !req
86. of being on a frozen
mountaintop!Copy !req
87. It has been two months
since I made the tragic choiceCopy !req
88. to bite into
a York Peppermint Pattie,Copy !req
89. and still I have made
no progressCopy !req
90. finding my way
out of the mountains.Copy !req
91. The only food I have
is the rest of thisCopy !req
92. York Peppermint Pattie,
which unfortunately,Copy !req
93. keeps bringing me back
to the top of the mountain.Copy !req
94. If anyone finds this,
tell my family I love them.Copy !req
95. of being on a
frozen mountaintop!Copy !req
96. Hey, Lois. I'd like you
to meet our new friend...Copy !req
97. Jerome?Copy !req
98. Loose Lois?Copy !req
99. Wha... you guys
know each other?Copy !req
100. Know each other?Copy !req
101. Peter, Jerome is an
old boyfriend of mine.Copy !req
102. What?
(Stewie yawning)Copy !req
103. Sorry, I was out of it.
Wait, are we being robbed?Copy !req
104. Peter, I know I told
you about Jerome.Copy !req
105. Lois, I would've remembered
if you told me that.Copy !req
106. I told you, Peter.Copy !req
107. I remember exactly
what we were doing.Copy !req
108. I slept with a black guy.Copy !req
109. I hope this doesn't make
you feel awkward, my man.Copy !req
110. It was a long time ago.Copy !req
111. Hey, that's
a beautiful baby.Copy !req
112. Mind if I hold him?Copy !req
113. Go right ahead.Copy !req
114. Hey there, lil' fella.Copy !req
115. What's that around
your neck?Copy !req
116. Well, I say, it's
a little Black Jesus.Copy !req
117. I rode into town
on an ass.Copy !req
118. Your mama's ass.Copy !req
119. It was really good
to see you, Lois.Copy !req
120. We should grab a coffee
or something and catch up.Copy !req
121. That would be great.Copy !req
122. It was really nice
to see you, too.Copy !req
123. Well, it's gettin'
late, Jerome.Copy !req
124. I'm sure you got stuff to do.Copy !req
125. Yeah, I gotta go down
to the gas stationCopy !req
126. and buy a framed
painting of a tiger.Copy !req
127. Catch y'all later.Copy !req
128. You're not really gonna
hang out with him, Lois, are ya?Copy !req
129. We're just friends, Peter.Copy !req
130. Don't tell me
you're jealous?Copy !req
131. Well, you datin' that guy?
It's just a lot to take in.Copy !req
132. (laughs):
Oh, you're tellin' me.Copy !req
133. Oh, come on! Those kinds
of jokes aren't helpin'.Copy !req
134. Well, what do you
want me to say?Copy !req
135. You're bein' silly.Copy !req
136. I mean, Jerome and I
dated over 12 inches ago.Copy !req
137. (laughs):
I said inches!Copy !req
138. What did I just say?
I'm sorry.Copy !req
139. I'm sorry. Okay,
look, just relax.Copy !req
140. You're my husband
and I love you,Copy !req
141. so just put Jerome
out of your head.Copy !req
142. Get him out of my life
is more like it.Copy !req
143. Brian, I just found
out Chris Farley died.Copy !req
144. Yeah, that happened,
like, 12 years ago.Copy !req
145. But I just watched
Tommy Boy yesterday.Copy !req
146. He was right there.
Yeah, that's a movie.Copy !req
147. It's shot beforehand.
It's not happening right now.Copy !req
148. Really? But I thought
my knocking on the TV glassCopy !req
149. distracted him,
and that's what made
him fall down that hill.Copy !req
150. (laughing):
Oh, oh, seeing him
fall down that hillCopy !req
151. put me in a good humor!Copy !req
152. Stewie, get lost.Copy !req
153. What are you doing
just standing out here?Copy !req
154. I'm waiting for Quagmire
to get his mail.Copy !req
155. I'm gonna conveniently
stroll byCopy !req
156. and strike up a
conversation with him,Copy !req
157. and maybe find out
why he hates me.Copy !req
158. Oh, I'm sure it's just
a misunderstanding.Copy !req
159. You'll smooth it over.Copy !req
160. Hey, Quagmire,
what a coincidence.Copy !req
161. You and me just runnin'
into each other.Copy !req
162. How, how ya doin'?
Fine.Copy !req
163. Oh, takin' a break, huh?Copy !req
164. She's a hot piece of ass.Copy !req
165. And from the looks of it,
she likes it rough.Copy !req
166. That's my sister, Brian.Copy !req
167. Her boyfriend has been
beating her mercilessly.Copy !req
168. The last thing she'd
want right now is to
be objectified.Copy !req
169. Oh, God.
I'm-I'm really sorry.Copy !req
170. I got a deaf brother,
you want to make fun
of him, too?Copy !req
171. Where is she?
She's not here.Copy !req
172. Get out, Jeff!Copy !req
173. Just get out of here!Copy !req
174. Oh, I'll get out
when I'm finished.Copy !req
175. (punch landing,
glass shattering)
No! Ow!Copy !req
176. You feel good about your sex
joke earlier, Brian?Copy !req
177. He's savagely beating her again.
You hear that?Copy !req
178. Yeah, I'm not deaf.Copy !req
179. Oh, oh, what, like my brother?Copy !req
180. Boy, you have no class!Copy !req
181. Yeah, that's the
guy's brother, man!Copy !req
182. Yeah!
Shut up, bitch!
(fist smacking)Copy !req
183. Hey, you know
what they say.Copy !req
184. See a broad,
to get that booty, yak 'em.Copy !req
185. Leg her down and
smack 'em yak 'em!Copy !req
186. (laughs)
Cold got to be.Copy !req
187. Golly!
If you'll excuse me,Copy !req
188. I'm gonna order me
some cheap cognacCopy !req
189. and put it
in a fancy glass.Copy !req
190. Boy, Jerome
is the greatest.Copy !req
191. We really lucked out.Copy !req
192. I don't know, you guys.Copy !req
193. I'm not so sure
about Jerome.Copy !req
194. I mean, how do we know
we can really trust him?Copy !req
195. What are you talking about,
Peter? Jerome's awesome.Copy !req
196. Yeah, why the hell wouldn't
we be able to trust him?Copy !req
197. All right, you guys
want the truth?Copy !req
198. Before me and Lois were married,
our new friendCopy !req
199. used to slip her
the old Pringles can.Copy !req
200. Well, so what, Peter.
That was 20 years ago.Copy !req
201. That doesn't matter!Copy !req
202. Look, Peter,
Jerome's the coolest guyCopy !req
203. we've met since
Cleveland left.Copy !req
204. Yeah, don't do anything
to ruin this, Peter.Copy !req
205. You know, the way you
ruined my parrot.Copy !req
206. I just bought
it yesterday.Copy !req
207. Isn't it beautiful?Copy !req
208. Cripple, cripple, cripple,
cripple, cripple, cripple,Copy !req
209. cripple, cripple,
cripple, cripple.Copy !req
210. Cripple!
Damn it!Copy !req
211. That son of a bitch.Copy !req
212. Thinks he can sleep
with my wife!Copy !req
213. Not on my watch.Copy !req
214. Listen, I don't care that
you're dating Mallory.Copy !req
215. Nobody in this family
likes you, Nick.Copy !req
216. You just stand your ground,
garbage sculpture man.Copy !req
217. They'll come to respect you.Copy !req
218. You bastard.Copy !req
219. Nick was no good for herCopy !req
220. and it broke
Skippy Handleman's heart!Copy !req
221. Dear God and Black Jesus!Copy !req
222. Jerome? What, uh...Copy !req
223. What-what the hell
are you doing here?Copy !req
224. Oh, Peter, something
terrible has happened.Copy !req
225. Somebody burned down
Jerome's house last night.Copy !req
226. This whacked-out world.Copy !req
227. It just makes you want
to grab your nephewCopy !req
228. and get in a van and shoot
people in the D.C. area.Copy !req
229. Yeah, well, when I find
the guy who did it,Copy !req
230. I'm gonna rip his arms off and
do his wife in front of him.Copy !req
231. And no one would blame you.Copy !req
232. But, meanwhile, Jerome,Copy !req
233. you are more than
welcome to stay with us.Copy !req
234. What?Copy !req
235. Oh, well, thank
you, Lois.Copy !req
236. Man, I'm so lucky to have real
friends like you and Peter.Copy !req
237. Well, I guess
you can stay here.Copy !req
238. But I'll tell you
one thing...Copy !req
239. Oh, hang on a second.Copy !req
240. What is that?Copy !req
241. I don't know, it's trying
to do something.Copy !req
242. Oh...Copy !req
243. Well, well, I guess we're
just gonna have to wait.Copy !req
244. So how long is Jerome
gonna be staying with us, Dad?Copy !req
245. I don't know, Chris,
but the sooner he's out
of here, the better.Copy !req
246. I don't trust him around
Lois for a second.Copy !req
247. Oh, God, Jerome,
that is so good.Copy !req
248. Oh, yeah,
it's so hot and moist.Copy !req
249. Mmm, these scones
are delicious.Copy !req
250. You are quite the little baker,
Jerome.Copy !req
251. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
252. What's going on in here?Copy !req
253. Relax, Mr. Furley.Copy !req
254. I thought what you
thought, but it's okay.Copy !req
255. Well, it sounded like...
I know, I know, but it's fine.Copy !req
256. Go back to being dead.Copy !req
257. Peter, is everything
all right?Copy !req
258. Yeah. Yeah, Lois.
Everything's fine.Copy !req
259. You guys, uh, having
a little breakfast?Copy !req
260. Yes, and Jerome
made scones.Copy !req
261. Would you like one?
Oh, they're delicious.Copy !req
262. I thought maybe later
today, we could all...Copy !req
263. Oh, my God!
Mom's choking!Copy !req
264. Out of the way.
I'm an EMT.Copy !req
265. Her airway's jammed.Copy !req
266. Come on, now.
Just like that.Copy !req
267. I need some
gravitational help.Copy !req
268. Oh, no, her clothes
are constricting!Copy !req
269. As are mine!Copy !req
270. Oh, my God!Copy !req
271. Oh! Thank you, Jerome!Copy !req
272. You saved my life!Copy !req
273. "Um, I'll have
what she's having,"Copy !req
274. says the funniest person
in the room.Copy !req
275. Hey, what are you getting
all dressed up for?Copy !req
276. I'm treating Quagmire
to a night out.Copy !req
277. Really? I thought
he hated you.Copy !req
278. How'd you
convince him to go?Copy !req
279. I tricked him.
Sent him a phony card.Copy !req
280. He thinks he's going
on a date with an
old girlfriend.Copy !req
281. But instead,
you're going to show up.Copy !req
282. You got it.
Yikes.Copy !req
283. That's a recipe
for disappointment.Copy !req
284. Like walking
a floral arrangementCopy !req
285. through an office
full of fat women.Copy !req
286. Is there
a Miss...
(excited gasping)Copy !req
287. es.
(all sighing)Copy !req
288. Brian?
Where's Cheryl Tiegs?Copy !req
289. Well, she's not coming.Copy !req
290. I wrote you that,
because I knew you'd
never come if it was me.Copy !req
291. But I planned a big
night and we're gonna
have a great time.Copy !req
292. Brian, Cheryl was the one
that got away.Copy !req
293. She was the great love
of my life.Copy !req
294. I thought this was my chanceCopy !req
295. to finally achieve
some real happiness.Copy !req
296. Ever since she left,
I've been chasing girlsCopy !req
297. to fill the hole she made
when she walked out.Copy !req
298. And now I'm forever lost.Copy !req
299. Well, I bet a thick,
juicy steakCopy !req
300. could help fill
that hole, huh?Copy !req
301. Aw, come on,
it'll be great.Copy !req
302. Listen, Glenn,
I-I want us to be friends.Copy !req
303. I think we could be
an even better teamCopy !req
304. than Lewis and Clark
and The Guy Who Likes
To Rip Up Maps.Copy !req
305. All right,
the Northwest Passage.Copy !req
306. Hey, can I see that?Copy !req
307. Damn it! You ass!Copy !req
308. Easy, Clark.
I hate that guy!Copy !req
309. It's been a long trip.Copy !req
310. You're tired.
No! I hate him!Copy !req
311. Look, you're angry,
you're dehydrated.Copy !req
312. Just have some water
from the canteenCopy !req
313. and you'll feel better.
Okay.Copy !req
314. I just totally drowned
this anthill.Copy !req
315. Hey, when are we
going to get there?Copy !req
316. Oh, and this is Peter
and I at our wedding.Copy !req
317. Aw, you look beautiful.Copy !req
318. And he's a handsome
fella, ain't he?Copy !req
319. Well, I am ready
for my evening.Copy !req
320. Oh, my God, Peter!Copy !req
321. What the hell?
Peter, what are you doing?Copy !req
322. Oh, surely, Jerome,
you don't want to stay
in the same houseCopy !req
323. as a ghost who carries
a torch around.Copy !req
324. Ooh, fire ghost!Copy !req
325. Ooh! Ya scared yet?Copy !req
326. Didn't know this place
was haunted, did ya?Copy !req
327. Peter, take that
thing off!Copy !req
328. Hey, what the hell's
going on?Copy !req
329. I'll tell you
what's going on.Copy !req
330. I have had about
enough of you, Jerome.Copy !req
331. I know you want my wife,
but you can't have her!Copy !req
332. You are no longer
welcome in my house!Copy !req
333. Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Peter?
(laughs)Copy !req
334. But you can't have
sex with Lois!Copy !req
335. Now, I want you out
of here right now!Copy !req
336. I can't believe this.Copy !req
337. I thought I found
a true friend in you.Copy !req
338. I'd never do anything to hurt
you or your family.Copy !req
339. Man, you're breaking my heart.Copy !req
340. Jerome, wait.Copy !req
341. He doesn't know what
he's talking about.Copy !req
342. I'm sorry, Lois.Copy !req
343. I think it would be better
if I left.Copy !req
344. Peter, I'm sorry
if I caused you any trouble.Copy !req
345. I won't be bothering
you again.Copy !req
346. Wow, what just happened
was kind of sad.Copy !req
347. So... whose leg
do you have to humpCopy !req
348. to get a dry martini
around here?Copy !req
349. (chuckles)
Hmm.Copy !req
350. God, look at the size
of these steak knives.Copy !req
351. Wha-what are they serving us?
Tyrannosaurus Rex?Copy !req
352. Not likely.Copy !req
353. Hey, what if I just drank
this whole bottle of ketchup?Copy !req
354. Can you imagine?
You dare me?Copy !req
355. Kind of ruins it
for the next personCopy !req
356. who might want
some ketchup.Copy !req
357. So, how's
the flying business?Copy !req
358. Not so great.
The economy's sort
of taken its toll,Copy !req
359. lot of salary cuts,
lot of layoffs.
Yeah?Copy !req
360. That's pretty much it.Copy !req
361. I mean, you want to learn
more, read the papers,Copy !req
362. go on the Internet,
I-I don't know.Copy !req
363. Boy, that's got to be
an interesting job.Copy !req
364. I'll bet you got—
How do those things work?Copy !req
365. What? Planes?Copy !req
366. How does a plane work?
Yeah.Copy !req
367. You want me to sit here
and explain to you
how a plane works?Copy !req
368. I don't know. Yeah.Copy !req
369. You want to maybe just go?Copy !req
370. Quagmire, come on,
I'm really trying hard here.Copy !req
371. Who asked you to try hard?Copy !req
372. Nobody, but all—
I'm trying to establishCopy !req
373. a friendship with you.Copy !req
374. All I've done is try
to be nice to you,Copy !req
375. and you still don't like me.
How can you not like me?Copy !req
376. Okay. I'll tell you.Copy !req
377. You are the worst person I know.Copy !req
378. You constantly hit on your
best friend's wife.Copy !req
379. The man pays for your food
and rescued youCopy !req
380. from certain death,
and this is how you repay him?Copy !req
381. And to add insult to injury,
you defecate all over his yard.Copy !req
382. And you're such a sponge.
You pay for nothing.Copy !req
383. You always say,
"Oh, I'll get you later."Copy !req
384. But later never comes.Copy !req
385. And what really bothers me,
is you pretendCopy !req
386. you're this deep guy who loves
women for their soulsCopy !req
387. when all you do is date bimbos.Copy !req
388. Yeah, I date women
for their bodies,Copy !req
389. but at least
I'm honest about it.Copy !req
390. I don't buy them a copy
of Catcher in the RyeCopy !req
391. and then lecture them with some
seventh grade interpretationCopy !req
392. of how Holden Caulfield
is some profound, intellectual.Copy !req
393. He wasn't.
He was a spoiled brat.Copy !req
394. And that's why you like him
so much— he's you.Copy !req
395. God, you're pretentious!Copy !req
396. And you delude yourself
by thinking you're someCopy !req
397. great writer,
even though you're terrible.Copy !req
398. You know, I should have known
Cheryl TiegsCopy !req
399. didn't write me that note.Copy !req
400. She would have known there's no
"A" in the word "definite."Copy !req
401. And I think
what I hate most about youCopy !req
402. is your textbook liberal agenda,
how we shouldCopy !req
403. "legalize pot, man,"Copy !req
404. how big business
is crushing the underclass,Copy !req
405. how homelessness is the biggest
tragedy in America.Copy !req
406. Well, what have you done
to help?Copy !req
407. I work down at the soup kitchen,
Brian.Copy !req
408. Never seen you down there.Copy !req
409. You want to help?
Grab a ladle!Copy !req
410. And, by the way, driving a Prius
doesn't make you Jesus Christ.Copy !req
411. Oh, wait, you don't believe
in Jesus Christ,Copy !req
412. or any religion for that matter,Copy !req
413. because "religion is
for idiots."Copy !req
414. Well, who the hell are you
to talk down to anyone?Copy !req
415. You failed college twice.Copy !req
416. Which isn't nearly as bad
as your failure as a father.Copy !req
417. How's that son of yours
you never see?Copy !req
418. But you know what?
I could forgive all of that,Copy !req
419. all of it,
if you weren't such a bore.Copy !req
420. That's the worst of it, Brian.Copy !req
421. You're just a big, sad,
alcoholic bore.Copy !req
422. Well, see ya, Brian.Copy !req
423. Thanks for the
(bleep) steak.Copy !req
424. Boy, it sure is niceCopy !req
425. having our house
to ourselves again, huh?Copy !req
426. Lois?Copy !req
427. Peter, sometimes you just make
me sick to my stomach.Copy !req
428. Look, I know you
think Jerome was
a good guy, but...Copy !req
429. No, he was
a good guy, Peter.Copy !req
430. And I'm gonna
prove it to you.Copy !req
431. And you're gonna feel
like a real jackass.Copy !req
432. What's that?Copy !req
433. It's a gift.
For you.Copy !req
434. You don't deserve it,
but if anything,Copy !req
435. it's gonna wake you up
a little bit.Copy !req
436. Jerome got you this
as a thank youCopy !req
437. for letting him stay here.Copy !req
438. It's an actual prop
from Family Ties.Copy !req
439. This is... this is one
of Nick's garbage sculptures.Copy !req
440. Yeah. Pretty thoughtful,
isn't it?Copy !req
441. Oh, boy, do I feel like
a jackass.Copy !req
442. Lois, I'm sorry.
I just...Copy !req
443. I let my jealousy
get the best of me.Copy !req
444. Jerome's such
a cool guy and I,Copy !req
445. I guess I was worried
he was cool enoughCopy !req
446. to steal you away from me.Copy !req
447. You should know better
than that, Peter.Copy !req
448. Now, I think you have
an apology to make.Copy !req
449. Hey, you look like
you could use a pal.Copy !req
450. Oh. Hi, Peter.Copy !req
451. Look, I'm sorry
about how I acted.Copy !req
452. It's just...Copy !req
453. Lois means
everything to me.Copy !req
454. And when I saw
you together,Copy !req
455. I-I didn't know what
was gonna happen.Copy !req
456. I just thought you might
try to mount herCopy !req
457. or whatever it is
you guys do.Copy !req
458. Peter, how could you
even think that?Copy !req
459. I would never do
anything like that to you.Copy !req
460. You were my boy.
We were like family.Copy !req
461. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
462. I messed up bad.Copy !req
463. I'm really sorry, Jerome.Copy !req
464. We cool, Peter. We cool.Copy !req
465. But, listen, there is
something I got to fess up to.Copy !req
466. While I was living
with y'all,Copy !req
467. I had myself lots of
nasty ass sex with Meg.Copy !req
468. I don't care about that.Copy !req
469. Hey, Brian, how'd it go?Copy !req
470. Fine.Copy !req
471. Wha— have you been crying?Copy !req
472. What happened?Copy !req
473. It didn't work.
He still hates me.Copy !req
474. You want to know something?Copy !req
475. That's okay.Copy !req
476. You don't need Quagmire
to like you.Copy !req
477. You only need one person to like
you and that person is you.Copy !req
478. And I'll tell you something
else, I like you.Copy !req
479. Thanks.Copy !req
480. You want to sleep
in my room?Copy !req
481. Yeah, that'd be nice.Copy !req
482. Good night, Brian.
Good night, Stewie.Copy !req
483. Oh, come on, man.Copy !req