1. Oh, one minute to opening,
everybody!Copy !req
2. Why are they selling
all those DVDs so cheap?Copy !req
3. Because, Chris,
DVDs are outdated and obsolete.Copy !req
4. Like white track stars.Copy !req
5. On your marks, get set.Copy !req
6. White guys, go!Copy !req
7. I have high hopes
for this.Copy !req
8. I had a Clif bar
before we started.Copy !req
9. Everybody else!Copy !req
10. Phew. I thought
they were coming after us.Copy !req
11. All right, everyone,
all DVDs are a dollar,Copy !req
12. and everything must go!Copy !req
13. Come on in!Copy !req
14. Please be here.
Please be here.Copy !req
15. Oh, sweet mother of God,
there you are!Copy !req
16. I'll watch you
with the lights off.Copy !req
17. Like I would dare.Copy !req
18. You're getting
Dan In Real Life?Copy !req
19. What? I heard
it's good.Copy !req
20. No, I get it.Copy !req
21. He's resting his head
on pancakes.Copy !req
22. It looks hilarious.Copy !req
23. The joke,
of course, beingCopy !req
24. that one wouldn't
generally do thatCopy !req
25. were there
a pillow available.Copy !req
26. Oh, my God, Road House!Copy !req
27. I want to buy this!Copy !req
28. Great, and as a
bonus, I'll throw inCopy !req
29. What Dreams May Come
with Robin Williams.Copy !req
30. No, thank you.
No charge.Copy !req
31. I do not want it.Copy !req
32. But it's free, sir.Copy !req
33. If that DVD even touches
Road House, I will kill you.Copy !req
34. Don't worry.Copy !req
35. Someday someone will comeCopy !req
36. and take you home
for their very own.Copy !req
37. Help! Somebody!Copy !req
38. These drunk, redneck truckers
are tryingCopy !req
39. to have their way with me!Copy !req
40. Not while my scrotum is pressed
up against my stomachCopy !req
41. in these jeans, they won't.Copy !req
42. Road House.Copy !req
43. That was awesome.Copy !req
44. And its message
is timeless.Copy !req
45. Peter, the only message
in that movie isCopy !req
46. that every problem in life
can be solved by kicking.Copy !req
47. Oh, my God.Copy !req
48. Brian, you're right.Copy !req
49. Peter, I'm joking.Copy !req
50. What did you say to me?Copy !req
51. Peter, what are you doing?Copy !req
52. Get off my plane.Copy !req
53. That's not even the same...Copy !req
54. Oh! What the hell?Copy !req
55. Not gonna talk to me
like that in my bar.Copy !req
56. It's not a bar. Oh!Copy !req
57. Oh, that's right.
Cleveland moved.Copy !req
58. Here's your
burger, sir.Copy !req
59. Thank you.Copy !req
60. Sir, I need
another $1.25.Copy !req
61. Is that right?Copy !req
62. Keep the change.Copy !req
63. Road House.Copy !req
64. Ugh!Copy !req
65. Okay, that is the last time
you are gonna pull that crap.Copy !req
66. You hear me?Copy !req
67. Yes.
Do you hear me?Copy !req
68. Yes.Copy !req
69. Now, you are gonna hold
down that footballCopy !req
70. until Charlie
Brown kicks it.Copy !req
71. You got that?Copy !req
72. Yes.Copy !req
73. Go ahead, Charlie.Copy !req
74. Yay!Copy !req
75. And you know
what else?Copy !req
76. I did some
checking around.Copy !req
77. You're not a
licensed therapist.Copy !req
78. Road House.Copy !req
79. You know, it's
still early, Peter.Copy !req
80. What do you say we horse
around a little, huh?Copy !req
81. I think I can get
on board with that.Copy !req
82. Ow!Copy !req
83. Road House.Copy !req
84. Peter, for God's sakes,
if you're gonna do that,Copy !req
85. at least aim
for my breasts.Copy !req
86. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
87. Road House.Copy !req
88. Peter, I don't think you should
be driving with your feet.Copy !req
89. Road House.
Wait. Why you taking
the back way home?Copy !req
90. There are so many turns.Copy !req
91. Road House.Copy !req
92. Road House.Copy !req
93. Road House.Copy !req
94. Road House.Copy !req
95. Road Hou... Roa... Road...Copy !req
96. Road Hou... Roa... Roa...Copy !req
97. Road Hou... Road Hou... Road...Copy !req
98. Roa... Road...Copy !req
99. Road House.Copy !req
100. Road House.Copy !req
101. Oh, my God!Copy !req
102. Are you all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
103. Sorry. I wasn't really looking
where I was going.Copy !req
104. Probably a little
blame on our side, too.Copy !req
105. Road House?Copy !req
106. Well, I guess we're just
lucky nobody got hurt.Copy !req
107. Yeah, yeah, I agree.Copy !req
108. But, uh, you know, I sort of
have one other problem.Copy !req
109. Maybe you can
help me out.
What's that?Copy !req
110. I have a dinner reservation
for two tonight at Dominick's,Copy !req
111. and it's just me.Copy !req
112. I see your problem.Copy !req
113. I think I might
be able to help.Copy !req
114. Ma'am, you want me to kick
those dents out for you?Copy !req
115. Peter, we've had complaints
from all over town.Copy !req
116. You're gonna have to
stop with the kicking.Copy !req
117. Oh, yeah? I think my scary,Copy !req
118. otherworldly,
shadowy, spirit friendsCopy !req
119. might have something
to say about that.Copy !req
120. Ghost.Copy !req
121. Can I help you?
Hi. I'm Brian,Copy !req
122. and I'm here
to pick up Nicole.Copy !req
123. Oh, hi. I'm Rita, her mom.Copy !req
124. You must be the one
she had that fender bender with.Copy !req
125. Well, I got to meet Nicole,Copy !req
126. so I prefer to think of it
as a happy accident.Copy !req
127. Is she ready?Copy !req
128. Oh.Copy !req
129. Well, unfortunately,Copy !req
130. she left for dinner
with another guyCopy !req
131. about half an hour ago.Copy !req
132. What? We had a date.Copy !req
133. Yeah, I'm afraid
that's Nicole.Copy !req
134. She's 21 and gorgeous.Copy !req
135. Guys ask her out all the time,
and I-I think she loses track.Copy !req
136. Oh, for God's sake.Copy !req
137. Well, let me at leastCopy !req
138. leave my car insurance
information for her.Copy !req
139. Is that...
your condom?Copy !req
140. No! I... I mean,Copy !req
141. I mean, I-I-I wasn't gonna
use that on your daughter.Copy !req
142. I mean, I-I-I wouldn't...
I would not...Copy !req
143. I would not use a condom
on your daughter.Copy !req
144. I mean, I-I-I would,
if I was having sex with her,Copy !req
145. which obviously,
I would not do.Copy !req
146. But if... if... I mean,
I'm safe and all, you know.Copy !req
147. I-I get an AIDS test
once every three months.Copy !req
148. And-and-and not
because I... I...Copy !req
149. You know, it's not
because I have a lot of sex.Copy !req
150. I just... I just eat a lot
of poo off the street.Copy !req
151. Come to think of it,
how did this getCopy !req
152. in my wallet
in the first place?Copy !req
153. "Dear Brian,Copy !req
154. "somewhere between the point
when you're excited enoughCopy !req
155. "to want it
and too excited to care,Copy !req
156. "think about your future.Copy !req
157. Your friend, Stewie."Copy !req
158. Well, I think
I've been humiliated enoughCopy !req
159. for one evening.Copy !req
160. Sorry to bother you.Copy !req
161. If it's any consolation,
I would never have stood you up.Copy !req
162. Well, I guess that makes you
one of the rare ones nowadays.Copy !req
163. Your husband's a lucky guy.Copy !req
164. Divorced.Copy !req
165. Oh.Copy !req
166. Well, at the risk of
humiliating myself once again,Copy !req
167. I still have a reservation.Copy !req
168. Well, I don't
have plans.Copy !req
169. Well, terrific.Copy !req
170. Hey, maybe I'll get
to use this after all, huh?Copy !req
171. I'm-I'm just... I'm kidding.Copy !req
172. Oh, please.Copy !req
173. At my age, I don't have
to worry about pregnancy.Copy !req
174. How old are ya?Copy !req
175. Oh, you don't
want to know!Copy !req
176. I kind of do.Copy !req
177. Hang on. Just let me get
my purse, and we can go.Copy !req
178. Wow. She seems great.Copy !req
179. We're getting along better than
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown.Copy !req
180. You want to smoke some crack?Copy !req
181. Aah!Copy !req
182. Aw.Copy !req
183. I love you.Copy !req
184. Get the crack!Copy !req
185. Brian, you want
some lasagna?Copy !req
186. Oh, no, thanks.
Rita and I grabbed
a bite already.Copy !req
187. Gosh, you've been seeing
this Rita for weeks now,Copy !req
188. and you still haven't
brought her over to the house.Copy !req
189. When are we gonna meet
the lovely lady, huh?Copy !req
190. Oh, she's being ironic.Copy !req
191. What are you saying,
I don't date lovely women?Copy !req
192. Yeah, you got it.
You got it.Copy !req
193. No, it just seems like some
of your past girlfriendsCopy !req
194. have been a little
dumb and trampy.Copy !req
195. First of all, that's not true,Copy !req
196. and second of all,
she's not like that.Copy !req
197. She's wonderful,
she's smart, she's pretty.Copy !req
198. And, you know, the only reason
I haven't brought her aroundCopy !req
199. is that you guys don't always
make the best impressionCopy !req
200. with girls I date—
especially Peter.Copy !req
201. Hey, aren't you that chick
from the bathroom door?Copy !req
202. Come on, Peter. She doesn't
want to talk about work.Copy !req
203. What's it like in there?Copy !req
204. I assume it's like how
it is in the men's room.Copy !req
205. Oh, there's a long trough
with a big poo in it?Copy !req
206. You know, Brian, the past
few weeks have been great.Copy !req
207. I can't remember
the last timeCopy !req
208. I've had this much fun
dating somebody.Copy !req
209. I can remember the last
time I have: never.Copy !req
210. That's the writer
in you, Brian.Copy !req
211. Did you always know that's
what you wanted to do?Copy !req
212. Well, actually, I really thoughtCopy !req
213. I was going to be
an actor at one point.Copy !req
214. I even got
a few high profile gigs.Copy !req
215. Really? Anything I've seen?Copy !req
216. Oh, you ever heard of a tiny,
little independent movieCopy !req
217. called Die Hard?Copy !req
218. Wow! You were in that?
Sure was.Copy !req
219. Hey, what do you say
we go back to my place,
and I'll show it to you?Copy !req
220. Sounds good to me.Copy !req
221. We'll have to be
a little quiet;
everyone's asleep.Copy !req
222. Have a seat.Copy !req
223. Okay, watch this.Copy !req
224. This is my scene.Copy !req
225. Doesn't make sense, man.Copy !req
226. Hey, don't ask me, man.Copy !req
227. I'm just a desk jockey who was
on my way home when you rang.Copy !req
228. The way you drove that car,Copy !req
229. I figured you
for the street, Al.Copy !req
230. In my youth.
In my youth.Copy !req
231. Okay, here it comes.
Watch, watch.Copy !req
232. we've had situations
where the hostagesCopy !req
233. have embraced their captors
after their release,Copy !req
234. and even corresponded
with them in prison.Copy !req
235. No, no, no, darling.
Asian Dawn.Copy !req
236. Dawn, D-A-W-N.Copy !req
237. Sir?Copy !req
238. I... Yeah?Copy !req
239. Sir, the FBI is here.Copy !req
240. Hold...
The FBI is here now?Copy !req
241. Yes, sir.
Right over there.Copy !req
242. Hold this.Copy !req
243. Want a breath mint?Copy !req
244. Breath mint.Copy !req
245. I ad-libbed that line.Copy !req
246. Well, I had no idea
I was dating a famous actor.Copy !req
247. Should we go upstairs?Copy !req
248. Sounds good to me.Copy !req
249. That's right, Shia,
give me all you got.Copy !req
250. Okay, the coast is clear.Copy !req
251. Oh. Good morning.Copy !req
252. Oh, uh, hey, Lois.Copy !req
253. Who's, uh,
who's your friend?Copy !req
254. Uh, Rita, this is Lois.Copy !req
255. Lois, Rita.Copy !req
256. So great
to meet you.Copy !req
257. Lovely to
meet you.Copy !req
258. Perfect, everyone hits it off.Copy !req
259. Listen, Rita, why don't you wait
in the car,Copy !req
260. I'll be out in a minute.
Okay, sweetie.Copy !req
261. Well, you met her.Copy !req
262. What do you think?Copy !req
263. What?
What do I think?Copy !req
264. She's a hundred!Copy !req
265. Oh, my God!Copy !req
266. Peter, did you see her?Copy !req
267. I'm looking at her now!Copy !req
268. I can see her
from the window up here!Copy !req
269. Hey, anybody make
a Jessica Tandy joke yet?Copy !req
270. No!Copy !req
271. Awesome!
I'll be right down!Copy !req
272. Hey, Brian,
who are you dating,Copy !req
273. Jessica Tandy?
Son of a bitch.Copy !req
274. Damn it, Chris, I called
that from upstairs!Copy !req
275. What are you guys
talking about?Copy !req
276. She's a beautiful woman.Copy !req
277. You know, Lois, you of all
people should be pleased.Copy !req
278. I mean, all the crap I take
for dating young bimbos.Copy !req
279. How old is she, Brian?Copy !req
280. Wha-What difference
does it make?Copy !req
281. Age has nothing to
do with anything.Copy !req
282. Okay, you know what?Copy !req
283. I'll bring her
to dinner,Copy !req
284. and you can see for yourself
what a bright, fun,Copy !req
285. and charming woman
she is.
Wonderful.Copy !req
286. I'll cook something
that's not too binding.Copy !req
287. Well, Rita, I'm so glad
you could join us for dinner.Copy !req
288. Oh, thanks
for having me, Lois.Copy !req
289. This food is delicious.Copy !req
290. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
291. I'm so glad
you can taste it.Copy !req
292. Hey, you know what
we haven't done for a while?Copy !req
293. Go around the table,Copy !req
294. and everybody says
what year they were born.Copy !req
295. Uh, so, kids, how
was your day?Copy !req
296. Well, the sandbox...
It was great!Copy !req
297. Uh, guess he's
going first.Copy !req
298. We got a new pencil sharpener
in math class!Copy !req
299. Well, that's nice.Copy !req
300. Say, Rita, who was president
when you were born?Copy !req
301. Great pot roast, Lois.
Thank you, Brian.Copy !req
302. Rita, would you like
me to cut yours upCopy !req
303. a little smaller?
Oh, I'm fine.Copy !req
304. Boy, speaking of that,Copy !req
305. I don't know how many people
have asked me todayCopy !req
306. where I was when Martin
Luther King was shot.Copy !req
307. I'm sure you've been asked.Copy !req
308. What do you tell them?
Ugh, who can forget?Copy !req
309. I remember just
crying like a baby.Copy !req
310. Crying like a baby,Copy !req
311. or crying like someone
in college?Copy !req
312. Say, Brian, on her
answering machine,Copy !req
313. how long after her
message is the beep?Copy !req
314. Wow, this has just
been a delight.Copy !req
315. Oh, you can't go yet.Copy !req
316. We haven't had dessert.Copy !req
317. Interesting.
You know, the first timeCopy !req
318. I had dessert was
36 years ago today.Copy !req
319. How about you, Rita, you
remember your first dessert?Copy !req
320. Oh, Lord, no.Copy !req
321. It was so many
years ago.Copy !req
322. Like 40 years ago?Copy !req
323. Peter.
What were
stagecoaches like?Copy !req
324. 50 years ago?
Would that be a good guess?Copy !req
325. Oh, dear.
Peter!Copy !req
326. How old are you?
How old are you?Copy !req
327. Fifty! Okay!Copy !req
328. I'm 50!Copy !req
329. Happy now?Copy !req
330. You people
are awful!Copy !req
331. You know, this is what's wrong
with society!Copy !req
332. Nobody bats an eye
if a woman dates an older man,Copy !req
333. but God forbid
it's the other way around!Copy !req
334. There is nothing wrong
with me dating Rita!Copy !req
335. She's beautiful,
she's a charming woman,Copy !req
336. and I love her!Copy !req
337. Rita...
Oh, Brian,Copy !req
338. please leave
me alone.Copy !req
339. They're right, I'm
just an old foolCopy !req
340. thinking we could
be together.Copy !req
341. Will you stop that?
They're insane.Copy !req
342. They don't know what
they're talking about.Copy !req
343. You're an amazing woman.Copy !req
344. Oh, you're just
saying that.Copy !req
345. No, I'm not.Copy !req
346. The only thing that matters
is how I feel about you.Copy !req
347. Rita... I love you.Copy !req
348. I love you,
too, Brian.Copy !req
349. I think you're the most
wonderful womanCopy !req
350. I've ever met.Copy !req
351. Will you marry me?Copy !req
352. What did you just say?Copy !req
353. Come on, you're only 50,
you heard me.Copy !req
354. Will you marry me?
Oh, Brian.Copy !req
355. Yes.Copy !req
356. Yes, Brian,
I'll marry you!Copy !req
357. Hey, Mom.
Hey, Brian.Copy !req
358. We'll be upstairs.Copy !req
359. Yo, Rita,
you want in on this?Copy !req
360. No, thanks.Copy !req
361. We just got
engaged!Copy !req
362. I'm faithful
to Brian now.Copy !req
363. Whatever.Copy !req
364. This ain't even
my whole night.Copy !req
365. You're engaged?Copy !req
366. Yes. Rita and I are
getting married.Copy !req
367. My God, I can't even
react big enough.Copy !req
368. Here's Mrs. Garrett.Copy !req
369. What?Copy !req
370. Look, if my happiness
means so little to you
all that you haveCopy !req
371. Charlotte Rae
just standing by
to crack a joke,Copy !req
372. then you really
disappoint me.Copy !req
373. Look, Brian, I apologize
for the other night.Copy !req
374. We-we were all
very insensitive.Copy !req
375. And if this is
what you want,Copy !req
376. we as a family,
support your decision.Copy !req
377. I don't.
I'd-I'd rather you marryCopy !req
378. a-a-a-a-a-a-a...
a Japanese or something.Copy !req
379. I'm with you, too, buddy.Copy !req
380. In 20 years, she'll be 70,Copy !req
381. and you'll have been dead
for 15 years.Copy !req
382. God bless the both of yous.Copy !req
383. Hey, it's 4:30.Copy !req
384. Isn't there
an early bird specialCopy !req
385. you should be
running off to?Copy !req
386. She's 50, Stewie.
She's not an old woman.Copy !req
387. Hello?
Hey, Rita.Copy !req
388. Uh, no, I'm not
hungry yet.Copy !req
389. Well, if we get
there by 5:30,Copy !req
390. I'm sure they'll honor it.Copy !req
391. Brian, is she calling
dinner "supper?"Copy !req
392. So, what are you doing
this afternoon?Copy !req
393. "Oh, I'm just sorting out my
pills for the week, sweetie."Copy !req
394. Well, you do that,
and I'll be over
a little later.Copy !req
395. Huh? Did I get it?Copy !req
396. Was she sorting out
her pills for the week?Copy !req
397. In that little plastic thing
with the seven boxes? Hmm?Copy !req
398. Actually, she just
got back from the gym,Copy !req
399. and she's jumping
in the shower.Copy !req
400. She got a chair
in that shower?Copy !req
401. Shut up!Copy !req
402. Have archaeologists
ever discoveredCopy !req
403. ancient Egyptian
pottery in her vagina?Copy !req
404. You know what? That one was too
wordy. That one was too wordy.Copy !req
405. That-that was— that was
flawed from the ground up.Copy !req
406. It wasn't funny,
and we'll work on itCopy !req
407. and get back to you.Copy !req
408. Hey, Rita?
Yeah?Copy !req
409. Where do you keep
your toothpaste?Copy !req
410. What are you looking for,
tooth polish?Copy !req
411. Toothpaste, yeah.Copy !req
412. Just use the baking soda.Copy !req
413. "Baking soda"?Copy !req
414. Ah, what the hell,
I can skip a night.Copy !req
415. Oh, I've never noticed
this picture before.Copy !req
416. Is that you when you were
a little girl?Copy !req
417. Oh, yeah. That's the summer
my family went to DC.Copy !req
418. That, uh, flag's missing
some stars there.Copy !req
419. Why don't you
come to bed, Brian?Copy !req
420. What do you say we make
a little whoopee?Copy !req
421. Yeah, sure.
Why not?Copy !req
422. Whoo!Copy !req
423. Are you okay?Copy !req
424. I'm not hurting
you, am I?Copy !req
425. No, I'm fine.Copy !req
426. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
427. I-I just want to make
sure you're comfortable.Copy !req
428. Oh, I love you, Brian!Copy !req
429. Sock it to me!Copy !req
430. What?
Ouch!Copy !req
431. What's wrong?
Oh, nothing.Copy !req
432. When I'm on my back,Copy !req
433. sometimes my breast can
slide in my armpit.Copy !req
434. Just got pinched,
that's all.Copy !req
435. Okay.Copy !req
436. Ow!Copy !req
437. Was that your boob?
God, no!Copy !req
438. I, I think I broke my hip!Copy !req
439. Oh, my God!
Wh-Wh-Wh-What should I do?Copy !req
440. Call the number
on my bracelet!Copy !req
441. It says, "Murray Hill,
four, one, eight, five."Copy !req
442. That's not enough numbers!
That's the number, Brian!Copy !req
443. Just dial zero
and read it to Sarah.Copy !req
444. For God's sake, Rita!Copy !req
445. She's fine.Copy !req
446. She's out of surgery
and she's resting.Copy !req
447. Well, how did
she break it?Copy !req
448. Did she fall?Copy !req
449. Well, uh... she—
yes, she fell.Copy !req
450. Boy, you know, Brian,
a woman her ageCopy !req
451. comes in here,
they don't always leave.Copy !req
452. Peter, she's going
to be okay.Copy !req
453. Listen, Brian,
you say the wordCopy !req
454. and I'll go in there
with a pillowCopy !req
455. and you won't have
any more problems.Copy !req
456. How many times do I
have to tell you,Copy !req
457. I'm sticking by this woman?Copy !req
458. I love her.
Careful, Brian.Copy !req
459. Sometimes the things you
love can disappoint you.Copy !req
460. Like that Playboy issue.Copy !req
461. Ah, here we go.Copy !req
462. Playboy's
"Women of the Olympics."Copy !req
463. Wow, those are some
broad shoulders.Copy !req
464. Okay, I guess small boobs
are good for swimming.Copy !req
465. That, that—
those are balls.Copy !req
466. Brian?
Brian?Copy !req
467. Oh. Is the soup ready?Copy !req
468. Yeah, got it right here.Copy !req
469. Oh, good. I need
to take my pills.Copy !req
470. It's been three hours.Copy !req
471. You know, they warned me
these blue onesCopy !req
472. were going to make
me constipated.Copy !req
473. Right they were.
Okay.Copy !req
474. I am plugged up.Copy !req
475. No, I-I got it.Copy !req
476. Do it, Brian.
Do it.Copy !req
477. It's me as a pillow.Copy !req
478. You know what, Brian?Copy !req
479. Oh, I could really use
some milk of magnesia.Copy !req
480. Okay, well, I'll go
pick some up.Copy !req
481. Thanks, Brian.
I love you.Copy !req
482. Oh, and-and if
you're going out,Copy !req
483. get some milk of magnesia.Copy !req
484. Yeah, you just said that.Copy !req
485. I am plugged up.Copy !req
486. Wow, you are
really pretty.Copy !req
487. Thanks.Copy !req
488. You know, uh,
I wrote a book.Copy !req
489. What's that?Copy !req
490. It's like
a long magazine.Copy !req
491. Huh?
It's like the Internet
made out of a tree.Copy !req
492. Oh. Weird.Copy !req
493. You want to have sex
in the bathroom?Copy !req
494. Oh, gosh, what a treat.Copy !req
495. Yes, yes, I-I would—
I would like that.Copy !req
496. Boy, that took
you a long time.Copy !req
497. Did you have to wait
for the streetcar?Copy !req
498. Look, Rita, I have
a confession to make.Copy !req
499. I met a girl,
I had a couple drinks,Copy !req
500. and I slept with her.Copy !req
501. You what?
I know, I feel awful.Copy !req
502. It was a terrible thing to do.Copy !req
503. I'm so sorry.
It'll never happen again.Copy !req
504. But there's an upside.Copy !req
505. You see, these past few weeksCopy !req
506. I've been doubting
whether we're compatible,Copy !req
507. you know, because
of the age difference.Copy !req
508. But I realized that
that doesn't matter.Copy !req
509. That what-what I get from you
is what I always wanted:Copy !req
510. a smart, sexy, real personCopy !req
511. who I can talk with and share
every piece of me with.Copy !req
512. I had a moment of weakness
today, but in a way,Copy !req
513. it's all right
because it's taken me to a placeCopy !req
514. where I now realize that
you're not too old for me.Copy !req
515. Isn't that great?Copy !req
516. You're not too old for me!Copy !req
517. You know what, Brian?Copy !req
518. You're not old
enough for me.Copy !req
519. What?
You cheated on me.Copy !req
520. That's what happened today.Copy !req
521. You can rationalize it any
way you want, but to me,Copy !req
522. all that shows is that
you're an immature guyCopy !req
523. who doesn't realize
what a catch I am.Copy !req
524. I'm sorry, Brian,
but you screwed up.Copy !req
525. Now, please go.Copy !req
526. But, Rita...
Go!Copy !req
527. You can leave my apartment
key on the davenport.Copy !req
528. Here?Copy !req
529. No, the davenport—
the chesterfield.Copy !req
530. On this?Copy !req
531. No, does that look
like a divan to you?Copy !req
532. Here?Copy !req
533. Ugh. Leave 'em
on the chifforobe.Copy !req
534. You know what?
Just take your keys.Copy !req
535. I don't know what
the you're
talking about.Copy !req