1. Gathered together from the
cosmic reaches of the universe,Copy !req
2. here in this
great Hall of JusticeCopy !req
3. are the most powerful
forces of goodCopy !req
4. ever assembled.Copy !req
5. Superman.Copy !req
6. Batman and Robin.Copy !req
7. Wonder Woman.Copy !req
8. Aquaman.Copy !req
9. And Meg.Copy !req
10. Dedicated to truth,Copy !req
11. justice, and peaceCopy !req
12. for all mankind.Copy !req
13. Hey, Quagmire,
what do you got there?Copy !req
14. It's the new Sports
Illustrated swimsuit issue.Copy !req
15. Check it out.Copy !req
16. Those swimsuit issues don't
excite me like they used to.Copy !req
17. I've been spoiled
by Internet porn.Copy !req
18. It's true.
Totally.Copy !req
19. What do you mean,
Internet porn?Copy !req
20. You, uh, don't know
about Internet porn?Copy !req
21. Don't know what? I'm not
really a computer guy.Copy !req
22. Quagmire, I would think
you, of all people,Copy !req
23. would know about Internet porn.Copy !req
24. They've got, like, thousands,
literally millionsCopy !req
25. of naked pictures
on the Internet.Copy !req
26. What?Copy !req
27. And videos— thousands of them.Copy !req
28. You guys are
messing with me.Copy !req
29. Quagmire, you don't use
the Internet?Copy !req
30. You mean that crappy
dial-up thingCopy !req
31. that's a pain in the ass? No,
I don't use the damn Internet.Copy !req
32. I thought that was for nerds.
Why didn't you guys tell me?Copy !req
33. Oh, yeah.
You can even seeCopy !req
34. Tanya Harding's
honeymoon video on there.Copy !req
35. I mean, it's gross,
but it's, like, famous gross.Copy !req
36. You know, these women
don't compareCopy !req
37. to the old swimsuit issues
with Kathy Ireland.Copy !req
38. Yeah. She had it going on.Copy !req
39. You know, Horace still
has one of thoseCopy !req
40. old beer promotion
cutouts of herCopy !req
41. from, like 1994
in the back room.Copy !req
42. Don't you, Horace?Copy !req
43. Oh, you mean this thing?Copy !req
44. I was about to throw it out.Copy !req
45. If anyone wants it, it's theirs.Copy !req
46. I'm taking you home with me.Copy !req
47. Hey, Dad. Where are you going
with that cutout?Copy !req
48. Oh, hey, kids.
This is Kathy.Copy !req
49. We're designing lifestyle
products together.Copy !req
50. It's completely legitimate,
but don't tell your mother.Copy !req
51. I had a great time
today at the museum.Copy !req
52. You were the most
beautiful woman there.Copy !req
53. You know, Lois won't be home
from groceries for a while.Copy !req
54. I have an idea.Copy !req
55. Knock-knock.Copy !req
56. Anyone in the bathroom?Copy !req
57. I love the time we've spent
together, you know that?Copy !req
58. Hey, Kathy, guess what?Copy !req
59. I'm out.Copy !req
60. Under the table right now.Copy !req
61. I'm out.Copy !req
62. Peter?Copy !req
63. Oh, no.Copy !req
64. What the hell
is going on?Copy !req
65. I sent you to pick up
dinner an hour ago.Copy !req
66. What are you doing
with that cutout?Copy !req
67. You know what, Lois?
I'm glad you found out.Copy !req
68. I can't carry on
the charade anymore.Copy !req
69. I have an announcement to make.Copy !req
70. No, no, I'll do it.
I'll do it.Copy !req
71. I know I've been able
to keep this a secret,Copy !req
72. but Kathy and I are not actually
working on a project together.Copy !req
73. We're...Copy !req
74. in love.Copy !req
75. You're an idiot.Copy !req
76. My lawyer will call your lawyer.Copy !req
77. Ugh, this is
the stupidest thing he's doneCopy !req
78. since he got in a turf war
with that cat.Copy !req
79. Hey, shut up!Copy !req
80. Now, kids, you don't have to
call her "Mom" right away,Copy !req
81. but I do want you
guys to get along.Copy !req
82. Just give her a chance.
I think you'll like her.Copy !req
83. Maybe she'll let us do things
that Lois won't let us do!Copy !req
84. Yeah! Hey, Mom,
can I pull my pants down?Copy !req
85. If she doesn't answer,
does that mean "yes"?Copy !req
86. That's what I've
been going with.Copy !req
87. Yay!Copy !req
88. I want to get in on that!Copy !req
89. Yeah. All right, all right...Copy !req
90. Mine's better. Mine's better...Copy !req
91. Oh. Hello, Lois.
I would have thoughtCopy !req
92. you'd have moved in
with your mother by now.Copy !req
93. No, Peter. I'm just pretty much
letting this run its course.Copy !req
94. Well, I'm sorry you're
handling this so poorly,Copy !req
95. but have you seen Kathy?Copy !req
96. We were gonna go get
her passport renewed.Copy !req
97. Oh, Chris took her into his
room about ten minutes ago.Copy !req
98. What? That whore!Copy !req
99. She's betrayed me worse than
Lady Macbeth betrayed Duncan.Copy !req
100. I, uh...Copy !req
101. I don't know Shakespeare
very well.Copy !req
102. Kathy?Copy !req
103. Kathy!Copy !req
104. There you are!Copy !req
105. Oh, don't give me that look!Copy !req
106. You don't think I know
where you've been?Copy !req
107. How dare you make
a fool of me!Copy !req
108. Did you have sex
with that fat kid?Copy !req
109. Did you?
Answer me!Copy !req
110. Oh, my God!Copy !req
111. Look what you made me do!Copy !req
112. Why did you have to provoke me?Copy !req
113. Why did you ha—?Copy !req
114. Quagmire?
There you are.Copy !req
115. Nobody's seen you in days.Copy !req
116. Hey, Peter.Copy !req
117. I just been, uh, checking out
some of that Internet porn.Copy !req
118. You okay?
Yeah, yeah.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.Copy !req
119. I'm just gonna go-go
and check my mail over there.Copy !req
120. You been lifting weights?
Uh, no.Copy !req
121. No. No, I don't think I... No.Copy !req
122. I, uh, I...
You know, I'm-I'm sorry, Peter.Copy !req
123. I gotta... I gotta get back.Copy !req
124. I'm sorry, Lois!
I was a fool!Copy !req
125. I'm done with Kathy.
Can you ever forgive me?Copy !req
126. Peter, settle down.
Yes, I forgive you.Copy !req
127. Just as long as you're done
with that stupid cutout.Copy !req
128. I just want you to know that
every time I was with her,Copy !req
129. I was thinking of you.Copy !req
130. Peter, stop.Copy !req
131. Come on. I'm not in the mood.Copy !req
132. Oh.Copy !req
133. Oh, Peter!Copy !req
134. Oh, Lois, I missed you.Copy !req
135. You and your wonderful smile
and your beautiful eyesCopy !req
136. and your awesome third boob
that's on top of the other boob.Copy !req
137. What? Oh, my God!Copy !req
138. Peter, that's not a boob.Copy !req
139. That's a lump!Copy !req
140. A lump? Holy crap!Copy !req
141. Peter, stop that!Copy !req
142. We're not having sex!Copy !req
143. I just told you I have a lump.Copy !req
144. I got a lump too, and
mine's easier to get rid of.Copy !req
145. Mrs. Griffin, I've
got good news.Copy !req
146. Your test results
came back negative.Copy !req
147. It appears the lump
in your breastCopy !req
148. is not black
gross boob death.Copy !req
149. Breast cancer?Copy !req
150. That's the
layman's term, yes.Copy !req
151. Oh, thank God!
What a relief.Copy !req
152. Yeah, that was scary.Copy !req
153. Now, Mrs. Griffin, although
you're in the clearCopy !req
154. for the moment, we
need to have a lookCopy !req
155. at your family medical history
to determine your future risk.Copy !req
156. Huh. That's curious.Copy !req
157. I didn't realize your mother
was a Holocaust survivor.Copy !req
158. My mother?Copy !req
159. Oh, no,
that's-that's impossible.Copy !req
160. She's not Jewish.Copy !req
161. According to her birth
certificate, she is.Copy !req
162. Oh, my God.Copy !req
163. Wow.Copy !req
164. Breast cancer's starting
to look pretty good.Copy !req
165. Mom, you're Jewish?Copy !req
166. I'm sorry I never
told you, dear.Copy !req
167. When we were married, your
father made me conceal the factCopy !req
168. so he could get
into country clubs.Copy !req
169. It was the right thing to do.Copy !req
170. It was the right
thing to do, dear.Copy !req
171. Oh, my God.Copy !req
172. So Grandma Hebrewberg
is actually Jewish?Copy !req
173. Yes, when she moved to America,
her family changed their name.Copy !req
174. It was originally
Hebrewbergmoneygrabber.Copy !req
175. That makes you Jewish, Lois.Copy !req
176. And your children, too.Copy !req
177. Well, this kind of
rocks my world.Copy !req
178. Even more than the time
I went to that pediatrician.Copy !req
179. Whoa, Stewie!Copy !req
180. You're getting
to be a big boy!Copy !req
181. I think somebody's going
to be a football star!Copy !req
182. Oh, you.Copy !req
183. Oops. Forgot your chart.Copy !req
184. Be right back.Copy !req
185. Whoa, Jason!Copy !req
186. You're getting
to be a big boy.Copy !req
187. I think somebody's going
to be a football star.Copy !req
188. I can't believe
I fell for that line.Copy !req
189. I actually let myself believe
I could be a doctor's wife.Copy !req
190. You're just fat, Stewie.Copy !req
191. Silly and fat.Copy !req
192. Uh, thank you for
coming over, Max.Copy !req
193. I really need some advice
from an actual Jewish person.Copy !req
194. Oh, it's my pleasure, Lois.Copy !req
195. I'm sure this all
must be very overwhelming.Copy !req
196. I just don't know what to
do with this information.Copy !req
197. I-I've spent my whole
life as a Christian.Copy !req
198. I'll tell you what you should do
with it: absolutely nothing.Copy !req
199. That's the problem
with this world.Copy !req
200. Too many people go overboard
with what they believe.Copy !req
201. Like Quagmire when he thoughtCopy !req
202. he was the one
getting the spin-off.Copy !req
203. See you later, bitches!Copy !req
204. Have fun with your stupid
giant chicken jokesCopy !req
205. and your Conway Twitty...Copy !req
206. Hey, why is there a moving truck
outside Cleveland's house?Copy !req
207. Well, I wouldn't put it
quite like that,Copy !req
208. but essentially, Brian's right.Copy !req
209. Being Jewish doesn't
really have to change youCopy !req
210. or your family's life.Copy !req
211. Well, I guess you're right.Copy !req
212. There's no reason things should
be any different around here.Copy !req
213. Shalom, Jews!Copy !req
214. Wow, Dad, where did you get
all that glistening chest hair?Copy !req
215. It came with my
Star of David.Copy !req
216. Peter, what is all this?Copy !req
217. Look, this is my way
of letting you knowCopy !req
218. that I'm embracing who you are.Copy !req
219. Oh, and I don't respond
to Peter.Copy !req
220. From now on, I want you to use
my Hebrew name, Hccccccchhhhh.Copy !req
221. Well, I-I caution you,
uh, Hccccccchhhhh,Copy !req
222. that becoming Jewish
doesn't happen overnight.Copy !req
223. It's a process that involves
spiritual educationCopy !req
224. and good works.Copy !req
225. So what you're saying
is that it happens overnight?Copy !req
226. Look, Peter, I'm the one
with the Jewish heritage,Copy !req
227. and I really don't want
to make a big deal out of this.Copy !req
228. Leave it to a Jew to take
all the fun out of being a Jew.Copy !req
229. Now, listen up. I like the hat,
and I like the scarf.Copy !req
230. So we're doing this.Copy !req
231. Kids, from now on, this is where
we'll celebrate the Sabbath.Copy !req
232. Peter, this is
all unnecessary.Copy !req
233. Our life was fine
the way it was.Copy !req
234. Check it out. I'm one
of you guys now, huh?Copy !req
235. I'm Jewish! Yeah!Copy !req
236. Holocaust!
We're #1!Copy !req
237. Look at all these
short, hairy men.Copy !req
238. God, I feel like I'm
on the forest moon of Endor.Copy !req
239. Good afternoon.Copy !req
240. As we approach
the Passover holiday,Copy !req
241. let us remember the struggle
of our peopleCopy !req
242. as they labored under the yoke
of Pharaoh's despotic rule.Copy !req
243. Hey, if anyone appreciates
a good yoke, it's the yews.Copy !req
244. That's my Jewish laugh. I'm
working on a Jewish laugh.Copy !req
245. Peter, I'm so
embarrassed right now.Copy !req
246. Can we please just go?Copy !req
247. Hi. You're pretty.Copy !req
248. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
249. Mom, is sodomy illegal
if you're Jewish?Copy !req
250. I hope so, Meg.
I really do.Copy !req
251. It's not, Lois.
It's not.Copy !req
252. Dad, this isn't
the way to school.Copy !req
253. Yes, it is, Chris.Copy !req
254. One of the best parts
about being JewishCopy !req
255. is getting to take advantage
of their excellent schools.Copy !req
256. I'm not going
to no Jewish school.Copy !req
257. Sitting around all day with
a bunch of short, hairy guys.Copy !req
258. I'll feel like I'm on
the forest moon of Endor.Copy !req
259. Didn't you... didn't you make
that joke the other day?Copy !req
260. Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
261. No, I just wasn't sure
if everybody had,Copy !req
262. um... had heard.Copy !req
263. And instead of
lasting for one day,Copy !req
264. the oil in the lamp
lasted for eight days.Copy !req
265. And that is why we
celebrate Hanukkah.Copy !req
266. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
how long before we playCopy !req
267. "pin the eviction notice
on the black guy's door"?Copy !req
268. Now, does anyone have
any questions?Copy !req
269. Yeah, I have a question—
what are you gonna doCopy !req
270. when Jesus comes back
and puts a boot up your ass?Copy !req
271. And it's also why many familiesCopy !req
272. give their children
eight days of presents.Copy !req
273. Wait, did she say
eight days of presents?Copy !req
274. Yeah.Copy !req
275. Well, this Judaism thing is
gonna be better than I thought.Copy !req
276. All right, class, that's
all for today's lesson.Copy !req
277. Now everyone off
to gym class.Copy !req
278. All right, today we're
gonna play soccer.Copy !req
279. Huh. That was easy.Copy !req
280. Hey, Lois, the kids
are all asleep.Copy !req
281. I suppose they are.Copy !req
282. You know what else?Copy !req
283. I picked out a sexy
little Jewish outfitCopy !req
284. for you at the store.Copy !req
285. What is that?Copy !req
286. Oh, my God, Lois,Copy !req
287. if you put on this long, thick
dress right now, I will lose it.Copy !req
288. Peter, I'm not
wearing that thing.Copy !req
289. And if you put this shawl
over your head...Copy !req
290. Ooh, do you have any clunky,
unfashionable peasant shoes?Copy !req
291. Oh, I swear to God, Lois,
I swear to God, I would lose it.Copy !req
292. Peter, get off me!Copy !req
293. Tell me I don't earn as much
as your friend's husband.Copy !req
294. Peter, stop it!Copy !req
295. I'm going to sleep.Copy !req
296. Fine. I'll just sit
here and watch TV.Copy !req
297. We now return to Mark Wahlberg
in Annoyed and Confused.Copy !req
298. What? What's going on?Copy !req
299. I don't get it.Copy !req
300. Man, I gotta work out.Copy !req
301. What's going on here?Copy !req
302. Where am I?Copy !req
303. What the... Huh?Copy !req
304. What the hell's going on here?Copy !req
305. Huh? What?Copy !req
306. Peter.Copy !req
307. Dad?Copy !req
308. What do you think
you're doing, Peter?Copy !req
309. You were raised Catholic.Copy !req
310. If you forsake your religion,
you'll spend eternity in Hell.Copy !req
311. Oh, God. I don't want that.Copy !req
312. Then you better knock off
all the Jewish stuff.Copy !req
313. Well... all right, if that's
what you think is best.Copy !req
314. Oh, wait, Dad, before you go,Copy !req
315. can you say, "Peter, you must
go to the Dagobah System"?Copy !req
316. Peter, you must go
to the Dagobah System.Copy !req
317. Ah. Thanks.Copy !req
318. Anybody want
toast or a bagel?Copy !req
319. Peter, what the hell?Copy !req
320. Lois, last night,
my father came to meCopy !req
321. and reminded me that
I'm a good Catholic.Copy !req
322. If I don't rid the house
of this Jewish curse,Copy !req
323. this family is
gonna go to Hell,Copy !req
324. and I won't let that happen.Copy !req
325. Peter, you were
the only oneCopy !req
326. who was even taking
this thing seriously.Copy !req
327. Jews are gross, Lois.Copy !req
328. It's the only religion
with the word "ew" in it.Copy !req
329. Oh, come on, you're
acting crazierCopy !req
330. than when you were going
through your Parker Lewis phase.Copy !req
331. Peter, you ready
for dinner?Copy !req
332. Oh, that's just like
the Parker Lewis episodeCopy !req
333. when Parker Lewis
ate dinner.Copy !req
334. Peter, nobody cares
about your canceled show.Copy !req
335. Lois, Parker Lewis
can't lose.Copy !req
336. Don't even try
and make him loseCopy !req
337. 'cause it's just going to be
that much more embarrassingCopy !req
338. for you when you realize
that he can't lose.Copy !req
339. Would he win
in a fight with Batman?Copy !req
340. Well, Chris, think about
what you're saying.Copy !req
341. Parker Lewis can't lose.Copy !req
342. Heretofore, Batman
can suck on that.Copy !req
343. Suck on that?
Suck on this.Copy !req
344. Tic-Tacs only have
one and a half calories.Copy !req
345. Well played.Copy !req
346. I love you, Dad.Copy !req
347. I love you too, son.Copy !req
348. Mm...
Huh?Copy !req
349. What the...
what the hell?Copy !req
350. How do you like it? Huh?
How do you like it?Copy !req
351. Peter, what in
God's name is this?Copy !req
352. Wait a minute, are these
pieces of Stewie's crib?Copy !req
353. I hate it here.Copy !req
354. Oh, thanks for spending
time with me today, Mom.Copy !req
355. I just had to get
out of that house.Copy !req
356. Peter's being
such a jackass.Copy !req
357. Lois, I think this is more
serious than you realize.Copy !req
358. Don't you see
what he's doing?Copy !req
359. Oh, he's just
being immature.Copy !req
360. It's happened before,
and it'll pass.Copy !req
361. Lois, what Peter
is doing to youCopy !req
362. is exactly what Carter
did to me for years.Copy !req
363. He's repressing
your Jewish identity.Copy !req
364. But, Mom, I don't really
care about being Jewish.Copy !req
365. Or even Christian,
for that matter.Copy !req
366. I just wanna be a good
person, on my own.Copy !req
367. All I'm saying is I let your
father take my Jewish identity,Copy !req
368. and I've regretted
it ever since.Copy !req
369. I don't want to see you
make the same mistake.Copy !req
370. I don't know, Mom.
I'll think about it.Copy !req
371. Carter, knock it off.Copy !req
372. Come on, you know you Jew
girls want that dollar.Copy !req
373. Follow the dollar,
and it'll lead you to... um...Copy !req
374. What do... what
do Jews like?Copy !req
375. Salmon. There's
salmon over here.Copy !req
376. Is there really
salmon over there?Copy !req
377. No.Copy !req
378. You walk over there and he
squirts you with a squirt gun.Copy !req
379. Aah! What the hell?Copy !req
380. Are you out of
your mind?Copy !req
381. Relax, Lois. I was aiming
for the mailbox.Copy !req
382. I'm just trying
to make a point.Copy !req
383. Good morning, Lois.Copy !req
384. Peter, for God's sake!Copy !req
385. I am so sorry, Mort.Copy !req
386. No problem, Lois.Copy !req
387. That's how people
say hello to me.Copy !req
388. Hey, Joe.
Hey, Mort.Copy !req
389. Peter, you and I are gonna
have a conversation.Copy !req
390. I'm very angry with you.Copy !req
391. Geez, what's your problem?Copy !req
392. What you did this morning was
so far out of line I just...Copy !req
393. Let me tell you this.Copy !req
394. Mom was right.Copy !req
395. I can't just sit here and let
you dump all over my heritage.Copy !req
396. I'm not gonna make
the mistake she did.Copy !req
397. I'm Jewish, and I'm proud of it.Copy !req
398. And this weekend
we're having a Passover seder.Copy !req
399. You can't do that. It's Easter.Copy !req
400. Not in this house.Copy !req
401. Lois, this family believes
in the Easter Bunny.Copy !req
402. He died for our sins
in that helicopter crash.Copy !req
403. Now, if you wanna go
to Hell, that's fine,Copy !req
404. but don't drag the rest
of us down with youCopy !req
405. like a mentally
handicapped rooster.Copy !req
406. Cock-a-doodle-doo.Copy !req
407. Cock-a-doodle-doo.Copy !req
408. Good night, everybody.Copy !req
409. Okay, everyone.Copy !req
410. This is my first time
doing a seder,Copy !req
411. which is where we tell the story
of the Jews' escapeCopy !req
412. from bondage in Egypt.Copy !req
413. Doesn't it seem like
every Jewish holidayCopy !req
414. has to do with them
escaping from stuff?Copy !req
415. No, Chris.Copy !req
416. And you know, tricking some
bigger, more athletic people?Copy !req
417. Uh, Lois, not that
I'm rushing you,Copy !req
418. but when do we get
to the wine drinking?Copy !req
419. Hang on, hang on.Copy !req
420. Before we do anything,Copy !req
421. I'd like to say a blessing
over the candles if I may.Copy !req
422. Now bear with me, I haven't
had much rehearsal time.Copy !req
423. Can't we just eat?Copy !req
424. And now I shall
continue the prayer.Copy !req
425. Kali mah.Copy !req
426. Kali mah.Copy !req
427. Kali mah.Copy !req
428. Hum num shevai,
hum num shevai,Copy !req
429. hum num shevai, hum num
shevai, hum num shevai.Copy !req
430. Now let's move on
to the washing of the hands.Copy !req
431. This is a very important
part of the ceremo...Copy !req
432. Hey, hey, hey.
The Easter Bunny is here.Copy !req
433. Happy Easter.Copy !req
434. Peter, what the hell
are you doing in that...?Copy !req
435. Have you been drinking?Copy !req
436. Not since I got
out of the car.Copy !req
437. Who here thinks they
can kick my ass?Copy !req
438. Peter, you are not
gonna ruin this seder.Copy !req
439. Now get out of here.Copy !req
440. I'm sorry, kids, I just wanted
to help Brian run for mayor.Copy !req
441. I guess I forgot what
was really important.Copy !req
442. Peter, just go lie down.Copy !req
443. All right, I'm gonna
go lie downCopy !req
444. and then I'm gonna come back
and mess up your seder.Copy !req
445. All right, I'm back,
and I'm much more sober.Copy !req
446. Lois, what you're
doing is wrong.Copy !req
447. I want you to get all this
Jew food off the table.Copy !req
448. I most certainly
will not.Copy !req
449. It's me or your
religion, Lois.Copy !req
450. I'm a Catholic and I want
to live in a Catholic house.Copy !req
451. Well, I'm a Jew and I want
to live in a nicer house.Copy !req
452. You really think
I should run for mayor?Copy !req
453. Peter, you gotta stop living
in your own stupid world.Copy !req
454. I'm sorry, but I can't
be with someoneCopy !req
455. who doesn't
believe in Jesus.Copy !req
456. Hey, hey,
heard my name.Copy !req
457. Wow, Jesus!Copy !req
458. Aw, you're dead
now, Lois.Copy !req
459. Jesus is gonna kill ya,Copy !req
460. and then we're gonna bury you
in the yardCopy !req
461. next to Kathy Ireland...Copy !req
462. I mean, uh, nice weather
we're having.Copy !req
463. Look, Peter, I thought it
might interest you to knowCopy !req
464. that I'm Jewish.Copy !req
465. What?Copy !req
466. He's Jewish, Peter.Copy !req
467. Jewish, like full-on?
Like you practice Jewie-ism?Copy !req
468. I am a Jew.Copy !req
469. Prove it.Copy !req
470. What's a nine percent
tip on a $200 bill?Copy !req
471. $18. Which is fair.Copy !req
472. Oh, my God, it's true.Copy !req
473. But I'm so confused.Copy !req
474. Peter, it really
doesn't matter.Copy !req
475. Catholicism and Judaism
are not that different.Copy !req
476. They're two sides
of the same coin.Copy !req
477. In fact, the Last Supper,Copy !req
478. one of the most iconic images
of the Catholic faith,Copy !req
479. was a Passover seder.Copy !req
480. And if I'm not mistaken,Copy !req
481. Islam is also in that same
spiritual family...Copy !req
482. Uh, let's not muddy
things up here.Copy !req
483. The most important thing
is to treat other peopleCopy !req
484. the same way you would
want to be treated.Copy !req
485. Oh, an eye for an eye.Copy !req
486. Well, Lois, I guess
I owe you an apology.Copy !req
487. I was scared because
my dad convinced meCopy !req
488. I was going to Hell.Copy !req
489. And I was doing it to make up
for my mother's mistake.Copy !req
490. Look, I don't know
if being JewishCopy !req
491. is the right thing
for our family.Copy !req
492. I just wanted the chance
to explore itCopy !req
493. so I could know for sure.Copy !req
494. But, to tell you the truth,
I thought we were fine before.Copy !req
495. But then, Jesus, which religion
should our family be?Copy !req
496. Six or one... they're
all complete crap.Copy !req
497. Thank you.Copy !req