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Call if you want.
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for a few days.
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Oh, okay.
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on creating...
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for you?
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You thought I was
leaving forever
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You're not leaving forever.
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You know what?
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not by any legality.
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into the woods and die.
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own Web-based Internet series.
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of those classes
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directly to the teacher's name?
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the can of pennies?
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some great news!
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to visit.
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Hide the women!
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gonna get to meet
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a thousand chicks.
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I've been with a lot of broads.
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than Kirstie Alley.
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is honoring him
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naval ball
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in Vietnam.
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to me when I was growing up.
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alter ego, Arthur Curry.
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Aquaman!
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to tell him thanks.
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he already knows.
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I forgot.
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Peter, sir.
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You're a chowhound,
aren't ya, Pete?
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in the mess hall, huh?
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No, you don't, sir.
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back to you, my friend.
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them about the time
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from your plane
behind enemy lines.
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it's been a long trip.
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somewhere, right?
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I'll make you one;
you tell a story.
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a nudge.
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I remember that day
like it was yesterday.
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earlier that day,
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I ever got over there
that looked like anything.
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we get these orders.
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the day of all days
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a majestic orange.
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warm enough that
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but you know, not so warm
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I do hate to perspire.
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and put on my helmet...
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he's super gay.
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this seminar is great.
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when I get home, okay?
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Wait, wait, hang on, Brian!
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than usual today.
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what you're pointing at.
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Time for bed.
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his mannerisms,
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Peter, no, he didn't!
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with the rest of it.
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talk to Glenn about it.
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if he has no idea.
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but I don't know
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he's in complete denial,
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in massive debt.
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I've extended
our line of credit
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all our savings.
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for another month.
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honey.
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next month?
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and then kill ourselves.
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to that.
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any control over it.
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how you doing?
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Um, is your dad around?
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stitch n' bitch club.
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so funny, man!
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wasn't funny.
Oh, my God.
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that guy.
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It wasn't funny.
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that your father is gay.
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all be so gay!
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don't you see it?
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I'll tell you
what I'm seeing.
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Huh?
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and mine's a hero.
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how much of a man he is
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respects him.
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just to honor you.
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I won't lie to you.
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Good to see you.
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you, Glenn.
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very proud of
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to serve with him.
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let's get a drink.
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I told you he's gay.
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That's right.
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I served with him.
Huh?
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this night for the world.
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admires your dad.
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an army barracks
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feel important.
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to stroke those privates.
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of the walk, Glenn.
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he'd help me clean my butt.
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me under the table.
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you wanted in your hole,
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the best penis
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in a man's body.
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a sex-change operation.
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Just be gay.
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you got a minute?
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what's up, buddy?
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it's about my dad.
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a sex-change operation
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Gay.
Yeah, gay.
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the help I came
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agree that he's odd, huh?
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with Dr. Hartman
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and he wants me to go with him.
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if I can handle that.
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I don't know.
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Have fun at the circus.
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it's gonna take.
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every few minutes,
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and we'll go...
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his penis in there!
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over soon for dinner.
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What's up?
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Elephant in the room.
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you miss your penis?
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Thank you for asking it.
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No, it's okay, it's
a perfectly normal question.
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for me, yes.
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I still have it.
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to simulate a vagina.
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to have in the back pocket.
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planning into the meal.
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Who did your procedure?
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It's gone.
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oh, no, it's back.
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where do you shop?
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an inside-out penis."
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house looks beautiful.
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it didn't.
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talking about decorating
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What about my future, huh?
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what to call you.
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but can also palm a basketball?
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Oh, no.
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this is too hard.
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if I can do this.
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and I'm miserable.
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I'm sorry you feel that way.
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to be back home.
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can wear you out.
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Oh, my bad.
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for one.
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Drop me off at the Marriott.
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rocks, please.
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opportunities on the Internet.
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mean to bother you.
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with a lot right now.
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with a manual.
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something with the Internet?
I am, I am.
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exploring new possibilities.
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never be a writer.
How do you do it?
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when I watch the world go by,
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interaction, every little moment
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Ida.
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we are in a hotel.
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Hey, buddy.
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The first day we were there...
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I was after good or bad.
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get to me this morning.
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finally, the whole package.
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at the seminar?
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right here in town last night.
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smart, beautiful lady.
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Hey.
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I called in,
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should be here for you
in three business days.
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Well, clearly,
yours is broken.
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heard from you.
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you about my week.
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in this house
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but themselves?
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how was the seminar?
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419. I'm serious, Stewie.
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few days and nobody cares.
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421. Oh, come on in.
Come on in.
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422. Tell old Stew.
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423. Okay, well, first, the
seminar was terrific.
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425. And then I get back here
last night,
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427. You know, I've heard the phrase
soul mate for years,
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till last night.
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429. Well, I've got a woman
story for you that you're
not gonna believe.
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decorated war hero,
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431. Lieutenant Commander
Dan Quagmire, is now a woman.
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434. That is hysterical.
I know, huh?
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435. Suck on that, Quagmire.
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436. Yeah, it's, it's not settling
with the Q-man all too well.
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437. Oh, my God, what—
wha-what does it look like?
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438. You know, not half bad.
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439. Nothing you'd look
twice at, but not bad.
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440. Oh, my God, that— you know,
that is a tough road ahead.
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what do those people do
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and sex and stuff?
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443. I don't know.
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a train wreck down there, right?
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445. I mean, just-just an absolute
casserole of nonsense.
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We should go take a look.
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447. No. They had a fight;
she's staying at the Marriott.
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448. Aw, damn, I was just there.
Really?
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449. Yeah, maybe I saw him in the
lobby and didn't even know.
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450. Oh, no, you'd know.
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do we call him now?
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call him Dan?
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453. No, and I'm not crazy
about the name change.
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like Danielle or Dana?
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What's wrong with you?
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What?
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at the Marriott!
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I didn't know it was her!
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When they move to a new place,
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the neighborhood!
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he's just visiting!
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Where have you been?
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the things I said last night.
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a lot on you.
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to just assume
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and be able to accept this.
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473. But, trust me, I had been
unhappy for a long, long time.
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474. Wow.
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475. Well, all I want is
for you to be happy.
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I'm happy for you.
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Sorry, sorry.
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tell the difference.
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all the mush out of the way,
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he's amazing.
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arrogant son of a bitch?
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495. Get out of there,
you dirty little bastard!
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496. You're dead!
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anywhere near my house,
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you piece of crap!
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