1. Okay, I'm off.Copy !req
2. Well, we knew
this day would come.Copy !req
3. Good luck wherever
you wind up.Copy !req
4. Take care, buddy.
Call if you want.Copy !req
5. If not, take care
of yourself.Copy !req
6. I'm just going away
for a few days.Copy !req
7. Oh.
Oh, okay.Copy !req
8. Yeah, there's a seminar
on creating...Copy !req
9. Really? It would be that easy
for you?Copy !req
10. What?
You thought I was
leaving foreverCopy !req
11. and you just said,
"Good luck"?Copy !req
12. What the hell
was that?Copy !req
13. Brian, take it easy.
You're not leaving forever.Copy !req
14. You're just leaving
for a few days.Copy !req
15. What do you want, a parade?
You know what?
Never mind.Copy !req
16. Look, Brian,
face it, you're a dog.Copy !req
17. The fact that your last name
is Griffin is a pleasantryCopy !req
18. extended from our family,
not by any legality.Copy !req
19. Yeah, and someday,
when you're ready,Copy !req
20. you're gonna walk off
into the woods and die.Copy !req
21. And we're prepared
for that.Copy !req
22. Yeah, so there's this seminarCopy !req
23. in New Haven on creating your
own Web-based Internet series.Copy !req
24. Sounds like it could be
right up my alley.Copy !req
25. Is this another one
of those classesCopy !req
26. where you make the checks out
directly to the teacher's name?Copy !req
27. Feel good about that?Copy !req
28. Feel good
about what you just said?Copy !req
29. You gonna go, Brian,Copy !req
30. or should I get
the can of pennies?Copy !req
31. Guys, I got
some great news!Copy !req
32. My dad's coming
to visit.Copy !req
33. Oh-ho!
Hide the women!Copy !req
34. So, we're finally
gonna get to meetCopy !req
35. the man of
a thousand chicks.Copy !req
36. That's right. You think
I've been with a lot of broads.Copy !req
37. My dad's had more pie
than Kirstie Alley.Copy !req
38. What?Copy !req
39. Anyway, the navy
is honoring himCopy !req
40. at this year's
naval ballCopy !req
41. for all his bravery
in Vietnam.Copy !req
42. Wow, you must be proud.Copy !req
43. Sure am. He was like a hero
to me when I was growing up.Copy !req
44. You know who was my hero?Copy !req
45. Aquaman... and his secret
alter ego, Arthur Curry.Copy !req
46. Wow, you saved our lives,
Aquaman!Copy !req
47. Just doing my job.Copy !req
48. Arthur Curry!Copy !req
49. Did you see Aquaman?Copy !req
50. He was just here!Copy !req
51. Oh, darn,
I must've missed him.Copy !req
52. We forgot
to tell him thanks.Copy !req
53. Oh, I have a feeling
he already knows.Copy !req
54. Hey, guys.
Come on in.Copy !req
55. Dad, they're here!Copy !req
56. At ease, ladies.Copy !req
57. Hey, Glenn, you're not gonna
give your dad an entrance?Copy !req
58. Oh, yeah, yeah,
I forgot.Copy !req
59. Guys, watch this.Copy !req
60. Ha! That's my dad!Copy !req
61. No one dances like Lieutenant
Commander Dan Quagmire.Copy !req
62. Dad, this is Joe and Peter.Copy !req
63. Joe and Peter!Copy !req
64. Which one are you?
Peter, sir.Copy !req
65. Look at you.
You're a chowhound,
aren't ya, Pete?Copy !req
66. Don't want to get behind you
in the mess hall, huh?Copy !req
67. No, sir.
No, you don't, sir.Copy !req
68. I'd stand and salute you, sir,Copy !req
69. but this is the best I can do.Copy !req
70. I'll take it.Copy !req
71. And a salutey-rooty-toot-tooty
back to you, my friend.Copy !req
72. Sir, you gotta tell
them about the timeCopy !req
73. you had to eject
from your plane
behind enemy lines.Copy !req
74. And I will, but first,
it's been a long trip.Copy !req
75. This sailor needs a cosmo.Copy !req
76. A cosmo?Copy !req
77. Hey, it's got to be 5:00
somewhere, right?Copy !req
78. Okay, fine.
I'll make you one;
you tell a story.Copy !req
79. He can be such
a nudge.Copy !req
80. So, anyhoo,
I remember that day
like it was yesterday.Copy !req
81. I'd gotten a haircut
earlier that day,Copy !req
82. the first one
I ever got over there
that looked like anything.Copy !req
83. So all of a sudden,
we get these orders.Copy !req
84. And, of course, it's
the day of all daysCopy !req
85. I have to put on a helmet.Copy !req
86. I remember the sky was
a majestic orange.Copy !req
87. The breeze was just
warm enough that
you could wearCopy !req
88. short sleeves,
but you know, not so warmCopy !req
89. that you break any
kind of a sweat.Copy !req
90. because let me tell you,
I do hate to perspire.Copy !req
91. So anyway I just bit the bullet
and put on my helmet...Copy !req
92. Oh, sorry, that's
my auto spell correct.Copy !req
93. But, uh, yeah,
he's super gay.Copy !req
94. Brian, it's so boring here.Copy !req
95. When are you coming back?Copy !req
96. I'll be back soon, Stewie.Copy !req
97. And I gotta tell you, though,
this seminar is great.Copy !req
98. I'm really learning a lot.Copy !req
99. I'll tell you all about it
when I get home, okay?Copy !req
100. I'll talk to you later.
Wait, wait, hang on, Brian!Copy !req
101. There was, um, something else
I wanted to tell you.Copy !req
102. What?Copy !req
103. Um, the mail came a little later
than usual today.Copy !req
104. Yeah, Stewie, I gotta go.Copy !req
105. Ooh, wait, hang on, hang on!Copy !req
106. Did I tell you about...
that over there?Copy !req
107. Stewie, I can't physically see
what you're pointing at.Copy !req
108. I'm getting off now. Bye.Copy !req
109. Well, your loss, Brian.Copy !req
110. That thing over there
is pretty interesting.Copy !req
111. Huh? An alien
in a grass skirtCopy !req
112. juggling torches.Copy !req
113. Yeah.Copy !req
114. All right, you're
all done. Go.Copy !req
115. Come on, Stewie.
Time for bed.Copy !req
116. Oh, get a job!Copy !req
117. Peter, what are
you doing home?Copy !req
118. I thought you'd be
out on the townCopy !req
119. with Quagmire
and his dad.Copy !req
120. Lois, you're not gonna
believe this.Copy !req
121. Quagmire's dad's gay.Copy !req
122. What? Quagmire never said
anything about that.Copy !req
123. I don't think he knows.Copy !req
124. It's like he doesn't
even notice it.Copy !req
125. Really? Well, then how
do you know he's gay?Copy !req
126. And a lot of
little things:Copy !req
127. the way he talks,
his mannerisms,Copy !req
128. and he had the complete
DVD set of Sex and the CityCopy !req
129. between his butt cheeks.
Peter, no, he didn't!Copy !req
130. No. He had
the DVD set.Copy !req
131. I was just being colorful
with the rest of it.Copy !req
132. Well, maybe you should go
talk to Glenn about it.Copy !req
133. I mean, especially
if he has no idea.Copy !req
134. I guess I could,
but I don't knowCopy !req
135. if it'll do any good, Lois;
he's in complete denial,Copy !req
136. like people
in massive debt.Copy !req
137. Well, honey,
I've extended
our line of creditCopy !req
138. and exhausted
all our savings.Copy !req
139. We should be good
for another month.Copy !req
140. Oh, that's great,
honey.Copy !req
141. What are we gonna do
next month?Copy !req
142. Well, I'll tell you
what we're not gonna do:Copy !req
143. shoot all of our children
and then kill ourselves.Copy !req
144. I'm gonna hold you
to that.Copy !req
145. I don't think you'll have
any control over it.Copy !req
146. Hey, Peter,
how you doing?Copy !req
147. Hey, Quagmire.
Um, is your dad around?Copy !req
148. Oh, he's off at his
stitch n' bitch club.Copy !req
149. I'm glad you stopped by, though,Copy !req
150. My dad wanted me to tell you
he would be thrilledCopy !req
151. if you and Lois would join us
as his guests at the naval ball.Copy !req
152. Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.Copy !req
153. Um... hey, remember when
we met him the other day,Copy !req
154. and he danced for a while?Copy !req
155. Oh, yeah, that was
so funny, man!Copy !req
156. No, it, it
wasn't funny.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
157. He's hilarious,
that guy.Copy !req
158. It wasn't funny.
It wasn't funny.
It was gay.Copy !req
159. What?Copy !req
160. Yeah, I think
that your father is gay.Copy !req
161. Gay?Copy !req
162. We-we should
all be so gay!Copy !req
163. Quagmire,
don't you see it?Copy !req
164. See what?
I'll tell you
what I'm seeing.Copy !req
165. You're jealous!
Huh?Copy !req
166. Yeah, your father's a drunk,
and mine's a hero.Copy !req
167. Look, you'll see.Copy !req
168. At the navy ball, you'll see
how much of a man he isCopy !req
169. and how everyone in the military
respects him.Copy !req
170. Look at this, Dad.Copy !req
171. All of these people came out
just to honor you.Copy !req
172. Oh, it feels good, son;
I won't lie to you.Copy !req
173. Dan Quagmire!Copy !req
174. Wally!
Good to see you.Copy !req
175. This my son Glenn.Copy !req
176. Nice to meet
you, Glenn.Copy !req
177. You should be
very proud of
your dad.Copy !req
178. Oh, I am, sir.Copy !req
179. It was an honor
to serve with him.Copy !req
180. Come on, Dan,
let's get a drink.Copy !req
181. Huh. It's great
to see youCopy !req
182. back in your
element tonight;Copy !req
183. surrounded by seamen.Copy !req
184. "Seamen."Copy !req
185. See, Quagmire?
I told you he's gay.Copy !req
186. Shut up, Peter!Copy !req
187. Hey, you Dan's boy?
That's right.Copy !req
188. Your dad was very brave
back in Southeast Asia.Copy !req
189. He flew supplies inCopy !req
190. where others wouldn't
dare to go.Copy !req
191. I can't tell you
how many loadsCopy !req
192. you dad took when
I served with him.
Huh?Copy !req
193. Glenn, I wouldn't miss
this night for the world.Copy !req
194. Everyone here
admires your dad.Copy !req
195. He'd walk into
an army barracksCopy !req
196. and make every private there
feel important.Copy !req
197. Yeah, he just knew how
to stroke those privates.Copy !req
198. Oh, God!Copy !req
199. Your dad was cock
of the walk, Glenn.Copy !req
200. Every day at rifle training,
he'd help me clean my butt.Copy !req
201. Your dad once drank
me under the table.Copy !req
202. If there was one man
you wanted in your hole,
it was your dad.Copy !req
203. Your dad had
the best penis
in the military.Copy !req
204. Okay, just stop, stop!Copy !req
205. Everybody stop!Copy !req
206. Dad...Copy !req
207. are you gay?Copy !req
208. What?Copy !req
209. Are you gay, Dad?Copy !req
210. No, Glenn, I'm not gay.Copy !req
211. Just, just tell me the truth!Copy !req
212. I am telling you the truth.Copy !req
213. Now calm down.
You're ruining this ball.Copy !req
214. You know how much I love balls.Copy !req
215. All right, come on now!
That's not helping!Copy !req
216. Son, you have my word,
I am not gay.Copy !req
217. You promise?Copy !req
218. I promise.Copy !req
219. All right, I believe you.Copy !req
220. But I am a woman trapped
in a man's body.Copy !req
221. And while I'm in Quahog,Copy !req
222. I plan to have
a sex-change operation.Copy !req
223. Oh, come on.
Just be gay.Copy !req
224. Hey, guys,
you got a minute?Copy !req
225. Hey,
what's up, buddy?Copy !req
226. It's, um,
it's about my dad.Copy !req
227. He... he wants to have
a sex-change operationCopy !req
228. Whoa! I knew he was gay.Copy !req
229. I didn't think
he was that gay.Copy !req
230. No, no, Peter,
he's not gay.Copy !req
231. He's a woman stuck
in a man's body.Copy !req
232. Yeah, gay.Copy !req
233. It's totally different!
Sounds the same.Copy !req
234. Well, it's not!Copy !req
235. Okay, so he wants
to be a womanCopy !req
236. so he can
be a lesbian?Copy !req
237. No, he'd date men.Copy !req
238. Gay.
Gay.
Yeah, gay.Copy !req
239. Okay, this is not
the help I came
over here for.Copy !req
240. Well, look, let's just all
agree that he's odd, huh?Copy !req
241. He has an appointment Friday
with Dr. HartmanCopy !req
242. to have the procedure,
and he wants me to go with him.Copy !req
243. I-I just, I don't know
if I can handle that.Copy !req
244. Well, I'm sure your friend
Peter would be happyCopy !req
245. to come along
for moral support.Copy !req
246. All right, but look,
here's the deal:Copy !req
247. Anything he lops off,
we get to bring home for Brian.Copy !req
248. That's very green
of you, Peter.Copy !req
249. What?
I don't know.Copy !req
250. Lois, that doesn't make
any sense at all.Copy !req
251. Yeah, it's something
I heard on TV.Copy !req
252. I don't know.
Have fun at the circus.Copy !req
253. I wonder how long
it's gonna take.Copy !req
254. I don't know.Copy !req
255. Hey, hey, you know
what we should do?Copy !req
256. We should put on
some '80s music,Copy !req
257. and then, like,
every few minutes,Copy !req
258. have him come
out of thereCopy !req
259. as a different sex,
and we'll go...Copy !req
260. And then like the fifth
or sixth sex,Copy !req
261. we'll go like this...Copy !req
262. This is not a joke,
Peter, okay?Copy !req
263. They're cutting off
his penis in there!Copy !req
264. All right, all right.Copy !req
265. I mean, this is my dad
we're talking about!Copy !req
266. Okay, okay.Copy !req
267. What are you
gonna name it, huh?Copy !req
268. What are you
gonna nameCopy !req
269. your he/she
father/mother?Copy !req
270. Knock it off!Copy !req
271. Wow! That thing was on there.Copy !req
272. How is he, Doc?
Is he all right?Copy !req
273. No, I'm afraid not.Copy !req
274. But she's gonna be just fine!Copy !req
275. Oh, my God!Copy !req
276. What do you think, boys!Copy !req
277. Okay, kids, Mr. Quagmire
and his da— h-his mo—Copy !req
278. his friend are coming
over soon for dinner.Copy !req
279. So, remember, Chris,
no staring.Copy !req
280. And, Meg, you know
how it isCopy !req
281. to be different,
so be very nice.Copy !req
282. Well, hi, you guys.Copy !req
283. I'm so glad you
could come over.Copy !req
284. Everyone, I'd like you
to meet Ida.Copy !req
285. Hello,
everyone.Copy !req
286. Hello, Ida.
What's up?Copy !req
287. I made a crumble.Copy !req
288. Oh, how thoughtful.Copy !req
289. Throw it away
in the outside garbage.Copy !req
290. Okay, you know what?
Elephant in the room.Copy !req
291. I'll say it. So, Ida,
you miss your penis?Copy !req
292. Peter!
Thank you for asking it.Copy !req
293. Geez.
No, it's okay, it's
a perfectly normal question.Copy !req
294. We can't sit here and just
pretend everything's the same.Copy !req
295. It is a big transition
for me, yes.Copy !req
296. But the answer is,
I still have it.Copy !req
297. They just turn it inside out
to simulate a vagina.Copy !req
298. Come on, Dad...Copy !req
299. Not a bad option
to have in the back pocket.Copy !req
300. So, Lois, w-what
is this meal?Copy !req
301. Wow... so good.Copy !req
302. Oh, thank you, Glenn.Copy !req
303. It's nothing fancy.Copy !req
304. Just chicken
with rosemary.Copy !req
305. But I did put a lot of
planning into the meal.Copy !req
306. Yeah, we went down the list.Copy !req
307. Nothing with wieners,
nuts, or grapes.Copy !req
308. Out of respect.Copy !req
309. Lois, I have to say,
you look so put together.Copy !req
310. Where do you buy
your clothes?Copy !req
311. Oh, how sweet.Copy !req
312. Well, I love Anne Klein.Copy !req
313. Oh, I'll have
to try them.Copy !req
314. I like the outfit
you have on.Copy !req
315. Thank you, Meg.
Who did your procedure?Copy !req
316. Wow, you just burned your
last friend in this room, lady.Copy !req
317. This corn is special.Copy !req
318. So tell me about
those knockers.Copy !req
319. Are we— are tho—Copy !req
320. is that just like,
r— implantsCopy !req
321. or did they reassign
some ass fat up there?Copy !req
322. All right, I'm out of here.Copy !req
323. I wonder if I could
push mine inside.Copy !req
324. Oh, my God, it worked.
It's gone.Copy !req
325. I can't believe—
oh, no, it's back.Copy !req
326. Well, that was quite
a performance.Copy !req
327. My performance?
What about you?Copy !req
328. "Golly, Lois,
where do you shop?Copy !req
329. "Gee, your house
looks beautiful.Copy !req
330. Hey, I have
an inside-out penis."Copy !req
331. I never said their
house looks beautiful.Copy !req
332. Because, frankly,
it didn't.Copy !req
333. My dad, my dad,
talking about decoratingCopy !req
334. and women's clothing?Copy !req
335. All I've talked about for years
with these peopleCopy !req
336. is what a war hero you were.Copy !req
337. And I was.Copy !req
338. I'm changing my future,
not my past.Copy !req
339. Oh, yeah?
What about my future, huh?Copy !req
340. I don't even know
what to call you.Copy !req
341. My dad? My other mother?Copy !req
342. My friend who pees sitting down
but can also palm a basketball?Copy !req
343. What about Ida?
Oh, no.Copy !req
344. Man, you know,
this is too hard.Copy !req
345. You know, you're asking me
to accept an awful lot.Copy !req
346. I... I... I don't know
if I can do this.Copy !req
347. I understand.Copy !req
348. I had the advantage of thinking
about this for years.Copy !req
349. For me it was easy:
do I want to be happyCopy !req
350. the rest of my life
or miserable?Copy !req
351. So now you're happy
and I'm miserable.Copy !req
352. I see.
I'm sorry you feel that way.Copy !req
353. Oh, boy, nice
to be back home.Copy !req
354. Those seminars
can wear you out.Copy !req
355. Wow, did you say
"Web-based Internet series"?Copy !req
356. No.
Oh, my bad.Copy !req
357. Great... idea...
for one.Copy !req
358. Where am I taking
you again?Copy !req
359. You know what?
Drop me off at the Marriott.Copy !req
360. I could use a drink.Copy !req
361. Jack on the
rocks, please.Copy !req
362. Hey, here's to exciting new
opportunities on the Internet.Copy !req
363. I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to bother you.Copy !req
364. Oh, no, it's not you.Copy !req
365. I-I'm just dealing
with a lot right now.Copy !req
366. You know, kids.Copy !req
367. Ah. Does not... come...
with a manual.Copy !req
368. So, wha— you're doing
something with the Internet?
I am, I am.Copy !req
369. Being a writer, I'm always
exploring new possibilities.Copy !req
370. Wow, I could
never be a writer.
How do you do it?Copy !req
371. Well, you see,
when I watch the world go by,Copy !req
372. I think of it kind of
like a huge screen.Copy !req
373. You know, every little
interaction, every little momentCopy !req
374. is another scene captured
by this camera.Copy !req
375. That's fascinating.Copy !req
376. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
377. Brian.
Ida.Copy !req
378. Two more, please.Copy !req
379. So I finally tell them,Copy !req
380. "Hey, I came here to be
at the seminar, not run it."Copy !req
381. That's... oh.Copy !req
382. Hmm.Copy !req
383. You know,
we are in a hotel.Copy !req
384. And I'm in room 406.Copy !req
385. Go on ahead,
I'll settle up.Copy !req
386. Put it on 406.Copy !req
387. Well, look who's home.
Hey, buddy.Copy !req
388. How was the seminar?Copy !req
389. Oh, it was terrific.
The first day we were there...Copy !req
390. Brian, Brian, Brian.
I was after good or bad.Copy !req
391. You know what?
Fine.Copy !req
392. Y-You guys are not gonna
get to me this morning.Copy !req
393. I am in too good a mood.Copy !req
394. I met an amazing woman;
finally, the whole package.Copy !req
395. Oh, you met her
at the seminar?Copy !req
396. No, that's just it— it was
right here in town last night.Copy !req
397. She's a classy,
smart, beautiful lady.Copy !req
398. Look, I took a
picture of her.Copy !req
399. See.Copy !req
400. Uh...Copy !req
401. Wha... I-I-is...?Copy !req
402. Um...Copy !req
403. Uh...Copy !req
404. Here, Lois, take a look.Copy !req
405. Oh, my God!Copy !req
406. This is the best
day of my life!Copy !req
407. You know what?
You're just jealousCopy !req
408. 'cause I found a real woman.Copy !req
409. Oh, hey, Brian.
Hey.Copy !req
410. Not to worry,
I called in,Copy !req
411. and a new cell phone
should be here for you
in three business days.Copy !req
412. What? Why?
Well, clearly,
yours is broken.Copy !req
413. Because I haven't
heard from you.Copy !req
414. I wanted to tell
you about my week.Copy !req
415. God... doesn't anyone
in this houseCopy !req
416. care about anyone
but themselves?Copy !req
417. Hey, Brian,
how was the seminar?Copy !req
418. Meg, please.Copy !req
419. I'm serious, Stewie.Copy !req
420. I have had an amazing
few days and nobody cares.Copy !req
421. Oh, come on in.
Come on in.Copy !req
422. Tell old Stew.Copy !req
423. Okay, well, first, the
seminar was terrific.Copy !req
424. I absorbed so much.Copy !req
425. And then I get back here
last night,Copy !req
426. and I meet an incredible woman.Copy !req
427. You know, I've heard the phrase
soul mate for years,Copy !req
428. and I never got it
till last night.Copy !req
429. Well, I've got a woman
story for you that you're
not gonna believe.Copy !req
430. Quagmire's father,
decorated war hero,Copy !req
431. Lieutenant Commander
Dan Quagmire, is now a woman.Copy !req
432. You're kidding.Copy !req
433. No. Total sex change.Copy !req
434. That is hysterical.
I know, huh?Copy !req
435. Suck on that, Quagmire.Copy !req
436. Yeah, it's, it's not settling
with the Q-man all too well.Copy !req
437. Oh, my God, what—
wha-what does it look like?Copy !req
438. You know, not half bad.Copy !req
439. Nothing you'd look
twice at, but not bad.Copy !req
440. Oh, my God, that— you know,
that is a tough road ahead.Copy !req
441. I mean, like,
what do those people doCopy !req
442. as far as relationships
and sex and stuff?Copy !req
443. I don't know.Copy !req
444. I mean, it's got to be
a train wreck down there, right?Copy !req
445. I mean, just-just an absolute
casserole of nonsense.Copy !req
446. Is she over there right now?
We should go take a look.Copy !req
447. No. They had a fight;
she's staying at the Marriott.Copy !req
448. Aw, damn, I was just there.
Really?Copy !req
449. Yeah, maybe I saw him in the
lobby and didn't even know.Copy !req
450. Oh, no, you'd know.Copy !req
451. Aw, man, what-what
do we call him now?Copy !req
452. We— do we still
call him Dan?Copy !req
453. No, and I'm not crazy
about the name change.Copy !req
454. What is it...
like Danielle or Dana?Copy !req
455. No, Ida.Copy !req
456. Oh, what? What the hell?
What's wrong with you?Copy !req
457. I had sex with her!
What?Copy !req
458. I had sex with her
at the Marriott!Copy !req
459. Aah, why?Copy !req
460. I didn't know!
I didn't know it was her!Copy !req
461. Oh, my God!Copy !req
462. How does this happen?
When they move to a new place,Copy !req
463. they're supposed to notify
the neighborhood!Copy !req
464. That's how it works!Copy !req
465. He didn't actually move,
he's just visiting!Copy !req
466. Oh, Dad, I've been worried sick.
Where have you been?Copy !req
467. Listen, I... I feel awful about
the things I said last night.Copy !req
468. I was selfish.Copy !req
469. Aw, you weren't selfish.Copy !req
470. I realize I put
a lot on you.Copy !req
471. I was wrong
to just assumeCopy !req
472. that you would understand
and be able to accept this.Copy !req
473. But, trust me, I had been
unhappy for a long, long time.Copy !req
474. Wow.Copy !req
475. Well, all I want is
for you to be happy.Copy !req
476. You're my dad.Copy !req
477. And if you're happy,
I'm happy for you.Copy !req
478. I'm sorry, Dad.Copy !req
479. I love you.Copy !req
480. I love you, too, Glenn.Copy !req
481. Glenn?
Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
482. Damn thing can't
tell the difference.Copy !req
483. Oh, dear...Copy !req
484. Okay, well, so now that we got
all the mush out of the way,Copy !req
485. I have some news.Copy !req
486. Tell me. Tell me.Copy !req
487. I met someone.Copy !req
488. What? You did?Copy !req
489. Oh, my God, Glenn,
he's amazing.Copy !req
490. I couldn't be happier.Copy !req
491. Really? What's his name?Copy !req
492. No!Copy !req
493. Where is he?Copy !req
494. Where is that self-centered,
arrogant son of a bitch?Copy !req
495. Get out of there,
you dirty little bastard!Copy !req
496. You're dead!Copy !req
497. If I ever see you
anywhere near my house,Copy !req
498. I'll blow your head off!Copy !req
499. Now lay there and die,
you piece of crap!Copy !req
500. Hey.Copy !req
501. I your dad.Copy !req