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we've got company!
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to serve under you.
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systems cooling duct
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Uh-oh, Rupert, our
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a suicide mission.
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Got you! Got you!
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Hey, hey, Stewie,
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Oh, yes!
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not too bad a piece of work.
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you might actually...
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so long to read that thing?
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Brian Griffin.
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you ripped it off.
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you liked it.
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connections over at CBS,
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help you get this on TV.
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Lois! Thank you!
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we don't like it.
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Mr. Weinberg!
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of that tampon from last week,
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are getting worse."
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Give me that!
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Do you think he's okay?
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chasing me!
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to have to be blunt with you.
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It was a joke.
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I felt like Hitler.
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Nobody here's Jewish, right?
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are you Jewish, Gordon?
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Jeremy, are you?
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We're both Italian.
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You're in!
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That's a good one.
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unconscious.
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Ye-Yes.
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give him to me?
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for his dinner.
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we'll bring him down.
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your life a little easier.
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grab the vacuum
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living room floor.
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take care of that.
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chowing down.
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Stewie?
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Oy, blimey,
it's right delicious,
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Wacka wacka.
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by his four-year-old daughter.
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world-wise sophistication,
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passionate idealism.
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good? Big Jaws.
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there's only one actor
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Elijah Wood.
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Oh, Elijah Wood.
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here at the network.
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to be working with you.
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magic wand you wrote this with.
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princess into a toad.
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Ribbit.
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I can tell
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a fun process.
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gold into these pages,
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that gold to the screen.
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Yeah!
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as much as you do.
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how are you?
How you doing?
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you in, Elijah.
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Byron's professor fails him
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chemistry midterm
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to the doctor.
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midterm is an automatic failure.
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fail me if you want.
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and magnesium,
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a much more precious element.
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with a box of tissues?
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How great is he?
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That's our guy.
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one more guy.
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Oh, don't worry.
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playing the game.
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for this stupid pilot!
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a copy of the scene?
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your wife's phone number.
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I have it memorized.
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this show!
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my family for years!
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then he stole his identity!
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That's an episode!
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is an automatic failure.
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bus seats to sniff.
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stop it!
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Oh, I felt it, too.
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So we all felt it.
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gonna mess with my show.
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change, Brian.
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into some homo's Prius.
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forward to making your show.
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if it was a sitcom.
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four-year-old daughter.
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Chris, he knows!
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I've taught you well.
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by 4:00.
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helped him at the park today.
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on Boner Street.
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you know the bet.
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with the next guy
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college roommate?
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This isn't my script.
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great news for you.
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Class Holes! for 22 episodes!
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Yeah, aren't
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the other girl's boob off.
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you got that on camera.
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even need to watch.
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Come on, kids!
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I was just gettin' Stewie.
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I owe you an apology.
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talent show and you did.
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The Monkey.
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what'd you guys think?
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Stewie.
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what-what'd you think?
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Oh! Oh my God!
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Joe, stop it!
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Okay, okay.
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Get him out of here!
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come on, Joe!
Okay, come on.
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All right, all right.
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Careful, Peter.
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believe in yourself.
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426. Lois, what was I gonna do?
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427. It was either do it their way
or get canceled.
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428. Well, at least then you would
have had your integrity.
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429. You guys wanted
to see me?
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430. Look, Brian, we're really
excited about the ratings.
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431. We're just really disappointed
with how low they are.
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432. We did some testing
this morning,
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433. and we think we've
discovered the problem.
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434. People want something
more real, more grounded.
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435. That's exactly
what I think, too.
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436. We need to get back
to the original script.
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437. Byron wants to do right
by his daughter,
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438. and I think that everyone
can relate to that.
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439. That's what America
wants to see.
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440. The simple love within a family
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441. that conquers all
and makes life worth living.
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442. What if I'm a cop and the chimp
is my reincarnated partner?
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443. Yes!
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444. That's perfect!
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445. See? That's relatable!
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446. How the hell is that relatable?
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447. And every month,
he's got a story
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448. for why he doesn't have
his half of the rent.
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449. I'm not doing this!
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450. What do you mean,
you're not doing it?
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451. I'm drawing the line.
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452. I wrote a script that really
meant a lot to me,
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453. and you guys took it
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454. and turned it into something
cheap and ridiculous.
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455. I've had enough!
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456. I'm not selling out anymore.
I quit.
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457. Do you guys have a
studio lawyer or something,
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458. 'cause I banged
that chick,
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459. and I think she is
well under 18 years old.
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460. All right, he's
not waking up.
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461. I think we gotta take
these bandages off
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462. and see what we're
dealin' with here.
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463. Oh, crap, you
smell that?
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464. That's brain smell.
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465. Okay, I don't care
what you say.
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466. He's really hurt,
and I'm gonna do
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467. what I should have done
in the first place.
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468. I'm taking him
to the hospital.
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469. No, no. I got one
last plan, Meg.
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470. Oh, my God!
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471. Stewie!
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472. Oh, God.
What have I done?
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473. Looks like you
ran over him, Lois.
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474. Oh, no!
He's unconscious!
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475. Peter, Peter, we have
to cover this up!
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476. Yeah, but... What?
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477. Let's put a hat on him
to cover the wound,
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478. and-and then let's
get some makeup
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479. and draw eyeballs
on his eyelids
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480. and find a way to pin
this on someone else.
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481. I love you
so much right now.
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482. Let's go to the hospital.
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483. Well, Brian, I'm
proud of you.
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484. You went in there and you stood
up for what you believed in.
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485. Yeah, and now I don't have
a TV show anymore.
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486. Oh, who cares
about that?
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487. You made the right choice
for your own integrity
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488. and that's what matters.
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489. Well, I suppose
you're right.
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490. And, hey, at least I got
something on the air.
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491. I mean, not everyone
can say that.
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492. We now return to Big Jaws.
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493. Aah! Stop eating
our boat, Jaws!
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494. Grr. I'm gonna
eat your boat,
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495. and then I'm gonna
eat you guys!
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496. Rarr!
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497. Oh, my God, what's that?
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498. It's Bigger Jaws!
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499. Oh, my God!
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500. Now we have
a common enemy.
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501. We have
to work together.
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502. I already got
a sequel in mind.
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503. It's called
Way Bigger Jaws.
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504. Hey, I just found
out it's November!
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505. What the (bleep)
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