1. Lois, you have a gray hair.
What?Copy !req
2. Inch-and-a-half left
of your part.Copy !req
3. Oh, my God, you're right.Copy !req
4. You know, I don't mind
so much that you're aging,Copy !req
5. it's just the way you're
shoving it down my throat.Copy !req
6. Screw you, Peter.
Not today.Copy !req
7. (laughing):
Oh, wow!Copy !req
8. Mom, Dad, is it okay if I
invite my new boyfriendCopy !req
9. over for dinner tonight?Copy !req
10. Your what?Copy !req
11. Yes, I share your
mother's skepticism.Copy !req
12. No, really, I have a boyfriend.Copy !req
13. His name is Anthony.Copy !req
14. Well, Meg,
if you're telling us the truth,Copy !req
15. I just hope to GodCopy !req
16. he's an improvement
over the last one.Copy !req
17. Thanks, Mrs. Griffin,
that was delicious.Copy !req
18. You're welcome, Justin.Copy !req
19. It was a pleasure
to meet you.Copy !req
20. Come on.
I'll take you home.Copy !req
21. Okay, babe.Copy !req
22. He ain't got no legs.Copy !req
23. Jolly Farm?Copy !req
24. I can't believe
you still watch this crap.Copy !req
25. Man, how can you
still watch this, huh?Copy !req
26. Huh?Copy !req
27. You know, I can tell you've
already been drinking,Copy !req
28. and I, I just don't
want to engage.Copy !req
29. Besides, you can
learn a lotCopy !req
30. from British
nursery rhymes.Copy !req
31. See, that was actually written
about the bubonic plague.Copy !req
32. Oh, didn't know that.Copy !req
33. Ooh, ooh, this next
one's my favorite.Copy !req
34. It's about the Pan Am
flight from Lockerbie.Copy !req
35. Yay! It's fun
to be a child.Copy !req
36. Hey, did you read this?Copy !req
37. They're gonna be making
an American versionCopy !req
38. of Jolly Farm
right here in Quahog.Copy !req
39. Oh, my God, I didn't
see that. Gimme!Copy !req
40. Good Lord, you're right,
an American Jolly Farm!Copy !req
41. Oh, there's no picture.Copy !req
42. I like the stories
that have pictures.Copy !req
43. Ooh, like this one.Copy !req
44. "Seven Dead in Mumbai."Copy !req
45. I like their hats.Copy !req
46. Lois, get in here.Copy !req
47. Shh— Meg's boyfriend.Copy !req
48. But there's, there's
nothing wrong with him.Copy !req
49. Mom, where's my...?Copy !req
50. Shh...Copy !req
51. Quagmire, get over here,
you got to see this.Copy !req
52. He seems to be
completely normal.Copy !req
53. Oh...!Copy !req
54. I can honestly say
for the first timeCopy !req
55. that I am attracted
to our daughter.Copy !req
56. This must be what
other fathers feel like.Copy !req
57. This was worth
the 500-mile drive.Copy !req
58. Well, it was very nice
meeting you, Anthony.Copy !req
59. You, too,
Mrs. Griffin.Copy !req
60. Thanks for having me over
for dinner.Copy !req
61. Come on, Peter.Copy !req
62. I think Anthony wants
some time alone with Meg.Copy !req
63. Who doesn't want some time alone
with Meg these days?Copy !req
64. Right, Meg?Copy !req
65. Has anybody ever told you
you're pretty enoughCopy !req
66. to be a movie star,
Mrs. Griffin?Copy !req
67. Oh, my goodness. Well,
I don't know about that.Copy !req
68. Penelope Ann Miller,
Nancy Travis—Copy !req
69. now, those are movie stars.Copy !req
70. Look, Anthony, trust me,Copy !req
71. she ain't what she used
to be, all right?Copy !req
72. Once you get those pants off,Copy !req
73. it's like two sagging pressed
hams and a slice of pizza.Copy !req
74. Oh, thank you, Peter,Copy !req
75. that makes me
feel terrific.Copy !req
76. Anyway,
good night, kids.Copy !req
77. Good night, Mom.
Good night, Dad.Copy !req
78. Ah-ah-ah,
on the lips.Copy !req
79. Yes!Copy !req
80. Do you think
your parents liked me?Copy !req
81. Yeah. Can we
make out now?Copy !req
82. Oh, I forgot my...Copy !req
83. Oh, my God, that's kind of hot.Copy !req
84. Mmm, I bet you taste like
Mountain Dew and Starburst.Copy !req
85. All right, wish me luck
on my audition, Brian.Copy !req
86. If anyone deserves to be
on Jolly Farm, it's me.Copy !req
87. Sorry, all the boys
can go home.Copy !req
88. We only have one part
left for a little girl.Copy !req
89. What?Copy !req
90. No! No, that's impossible!Copy !req
91. Oh, that's too bad,
Stewie.Copy !req
92. Well, I guess
we can go home now.Copy !req
93. But I don't want
to go home.Copy !req
94. I want to be
on Jolly Farm!Copy !req
95. Well, you heard her.Copy !req
96. They're only auditioning
little girls.Copy !req
97. Now, come on,
let's get out of here.Copy !req
98. I suppose you're right;
nothing I can do.Copy !req
99. Okay, our next young actress
on the audition list isCopy !req
100. Karina Smirnoff.Copy !req
101. (girlish English accent):
Hello, everyone!Copy !req
102. (girlish English accent):
Thank you all so muchCopy !req
103. for squeezing me in
for an audition.Copy !req
104. So, should we
just jump in?Copy !req
105. Sure.
When you're ready.Copy !req
106. All right, let me
just get into character.Copy !req
107. I'm a bit distracted.Copy !req
108. I wasn't expecting
we'd do this todayCopy !req
109. in light of the circumstances.Copy !req
110. What circumstances?Copy !req
111. Oh, dear God, didn't you hear?
The bomb.Copy !req
112. The bomb that went off
in Times Square.Copy !req
113. (choking up):
All those poor people... dead!Copy !req
114. Oh, my God, my cousin
works in Times Square.Copy !req
115. Well, your cousin is fine
because I was acting!Copy !req
116. That's impressive.
Oh, wow.
Risky, very risky.Copy !req
117. All right, fun's over.
What do you want me to read?Copy !req
118. We want you to read
your new contract.Copy !req
119. (gasps)
You mean it?Copy !req
120. Absolutely.
You're hired.Copy !req
121. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh!Copy !req
122. Well, I guess sometimes
you're just right for the part.Copy !req
123. Like James Earl Jones
playing Darth Vader.Copy !req
124. So, James, we just want
you to do the voice.Copy !req
125. Thanks for taking time
for me today, Bonnie.Copy !req
126. I just didn't know
who else to talk to.Copy !req
127. Oh, that's okay, Lois.
What's on your mind?Copy !req
128. Well, you're going to
think I'm an awful person,Copy !req
129. but I'm attracted
to another man.Copy !req
130. Giggity?Copy !req
131. It's Meg's boyfriend
Anthony.Copy !req
132. (sadly):
Giggity.Copy !req
133. It's just that, lately,Copy !req
134. Peter's been making me feel
so crappy about my age, and...Copy !req
135. Well, then I'm around Anthony,Copy !req
136. and he looks at me like
I'm young and attractive.Copy !req
137. I'm going to tell you
a secret, Lois.Copy !req
138. I had an affair once.Copy !req
139. (gasps)
You had an affair?Copy !req
140. Mm-hmm. It wasn't
anything sordid.Copy !req
141. Just some guys I met
on the Internet.Copy !req
142. The point is, it's healthy
to explore your sexuality.Copy !req
143. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
144. It just feels like
I'm lying to Peter...Copy !req
145. like Jesus lied
to the meek.Copy !req
146. All right.Copy !req
147. Jesus and the jocks
win again.Copy !req
148. Hey, you said we were gonna
inherit the earth.Copy !req
149. Yeah, when we're done with it.Copy !req
150. Hello there.Copy !req
151. Hello.Copy !req
152. Um, I'm new in town
and I'm awfully lonely.Copy !req
153. I'm wondering if you wouldn't
mind buying me a drink?Copy !req
154. Well, that'd
be my pleasure.Copy !req
155. And maybe later
I can show you someCopy !req
156. of the local points
of interest.Copy !req
157. There's one right
below the table.Copy !req
158. Oh, my, you're very bold.Copy !req
159. Well, when your life span
is 13 years, you got
to be direct.Copy !req
160. Lucky for you,
I like bold men.Copy !req
161. Karina, Karina Smirnoff.Copy !req
162. Brian, Brian Steel.Copy !req
163. Ooh, good heavens.Copy !req
164. Man, your accent
is sexy.Copy !req
165. Oh, this is all moving
very quickly.Copy !req
166. I'm afraid
I'm a little light-headed.Copy !req
167. You must think
I'm a fool.Copy !req
168. I'm-I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to come on too strong.Copy !req
169. Oh, that's all right.Copy !req
170. I've been missing
a man's touchCopy !req
171. lo these many months.Copy !req
172. And I've been missing
a woman's touch.Copy !req
173. (normal voice):
Brian, Brian, it's me, Stewie.Copy !req
174. Oh, my God,
that was hilarious.Copy !req
175. You really fell for it.Copy !req
176. I-I was, like,
"Is he gonna fall for this?"Copy !req
177. And then when you did,
I was like,Copy !req
178. "I guess I should see
how far I can take itCopy !req
179. 'cause, you know,
it'll be funnier."Copy !req
180. I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
181. Why are you dressed
like that?Copy !req
182. Uh, because I'm the star
of Jolly Farm.Copy !req
183. Remember how they only
needed little girls?Copy !req
184. Oh, my God.Copy !req
185. I'm telling Lois.Copy !req
186. You're not telling
anybody, friend.Copy !req
187. No, no, you're gonna
be my on-set guardian.Copy !req
188. You're out of your mind.Copy !req
189. Brian, we both know
I touched it.Copy !req
190. Now, if you'd like
to keep that just between us,Copy !req
191. I suggest you sit back down and
order me some chicken fingers.Copy !req
192. See? We're having
a nice time.Copy !req
193. All right, first scene up
is on page 12.Copy !req
194. Everybody, this is
our new Jolly Farm resident,Copy !req
195. Karina Smirnoff.Copy !req
196. She'll be playing
the role of Mary.Copy !req
197. Hello.
Hi, I'm Julie.Copy !req
198. (normal voice):
Oh, hello, I'm Stew...Copy !req
199. (girlishly):
Uh, I'm Karina.Copy !req
200. Can we get some
quiet on the set?Copy !req
201. I'm trying
to rehearse.Copy !req
202. Quiet on the set!Copy !req
203. Don't mind Randall.Copy !req
204. He's getting
into character.Copy !req
205. Is he playing a dick?Copy !req
206. All right, everybody,
here we go.Copy !req
207. Scene ten.
Places, please.Copy !req
208. And... action!Copy !req
209. Oh, it's so great being here
on Jolly Farm.Copy !req
210. Let's go to the barn
and meet the animals.Copy !req
211. Yeah! Hey, Mary,Copy !req
212. bet I'll beat you
to the barn.Copy !req
213. That sounds likeCopy !req
214. a really chauvinistic
presumption.Copy !req
215. I mean, because I'm a woman,
you think you'll beat me?Copy !req
216. A man is automatically
better than a womanCopy !req
217. at any physical challenge?Copy !req
218. Well, here are a few women
who might beat you to the barn:Copy !req
219. Joanie Benoit,
Jackie Joyner-Kersee,Copy !req
220. Babe Didrikson Zaharias,
Mary Decker, Zola Budd...Copy !req
221. Cut!Copy !req
222. Karina, your line is,
"That sounds fun."Copy !req
223. Well, yes, Dan,
but I feltCopy !req
224. that just because
we're on a farm,Copy !req
225. it doesn't mean we have
to be stuck in the 19th centuryCopy !req
226. with our value system.Copy !req
227. Mary needs to stand up
for herself.Copy !req
228. Hmm... interesting.
I suppose we don't really haveCopy !req
229. an outspoken female character
on the show.Copy !req
230. All right, Karina,
we'll try it your wayCopy !req
231. and see what
happens.
Good luck.Copy !req
232. She'll be gone
in three episodes.Copy !req
233. (flirtatiously):
Hi, Anthony.
Hi, Mrs. Griffin.Copy !req
234. You know, we've
enjoyed having youCopy !req
235. around so much lately,
so we got a littleCopy !req
236. "welcome to the family"
present for you.Copy !req
237. Your husband's work
and poker game schedule?Copy !req
238. (whispering):
My menstrual cycle's
on there, too,Copy !req
239. but I don't mind
if you don't.Copy !req
240. Uh, thanks.Copy !req
241. Oh, by the way, Meg,
I forgot to tell you,Copy !req
242. your grandfather needs you to
pick him up at the airport.Copy !req
243. Ugh, Grandpa always makes me
so nervous when I'm driving.Copy !req
244. Okay, now me.Copy !req
245. That's a stop sign.Copy !req
246. Anthony, you want
to come with me?Copy !req
247. Sure.Copy !req
248. Oh, don't be ridiculous,Copy !req
249. I'll keep him company
till you get back.Copy !req
250. Good-bye, Meg.Copy !req
251. Let's not play games.Copy !req
252. The other day, you
said I was attractive.Copy !req
253. Now, what are we
gonna do about it?Copy !req
254. Oh, my God.Copy !req
255. Wow, this is so cool.Copy !req
256. I've never had a MILF
come on to me before.Copy !req
257. Can I, can I kiss you?Copy !req
258. Let me ask you this:Copy !req
259. Do my gray hairs
bother you?Copy !req
260. What gray hairs?Copy !req
261. Oh, kiss me.Copy !req
262. Mom, I forgot my keys.Copy !req
263. Do you know where...?Copy !req
264. Um... rape?Copy !req
265. Hey, another batch
of fan mail, Karina.Copy !req
266. Oh, careful, Sam,Copy !req
267. you're emptying
your sack all over me.Copy !req
268. (laughing):
What?Copy !req
269. Stewie, how
the hell longCopy !req
270. do you think you can
keep up this charade?Copy !req
271. I will keep up
this "cha-rahd"--Copy !req
272. as it's pronounced, Brian—
as long as I see fit.Copy !req
273. Ooh, ooh, shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
274. Hi, Karina.Copy !req
275. (girlish voice):
Oh, hi, Julie.Copy !req
276. God, I love
your makeup.Copy !req
277. You know, I'm thinking
of asking themCopy !req
278. to do my makeup
like yours.Copy !req
279. Oh, you don't
need makeup.Copy !req
280. I mean, I need all
the help I can get,Copy !req
281. but you have such a
youthful look,Copy !req
282. you could pass
for 11 months.Copy !req
283. Ugh, then why do I feel
like 40 months?Copy !req
284. You've got to stop
doing that to yourself.Copy !req
285. You're fantastic.Copy !req
286. Oh, I think you're the nicest
person I've ever met.Copy !req
287. Hey, baby, you ready
to go take a nap?Copy !req
288. Oh, okay, Randall.Copy !req
289. I don't think
that guy is right for her.Copy !req
290. Do you see the way
he treats her?Copy !req
291. Why do you care?Copy !req
292. Because... I think
I'm in love with her.Copy !req
293. Whenever I talk to her,Copy !req
294. it makes my Band-Aid
start to peel off.Copy !req
295. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
296. I'm talking
about my thing.Copy !req
297. Got to hide it
for the cameras.Copy !req
298. Instead of tucking,
I just push it inCopy !req
299. like a button and put
a Band-Aid over it.Copy !req
300. What kind of Band-Aid?Copy !req
301. Big one, big giant one.Copy !req
302. Nah, just one of those
little dots you put on a shot.Copy !req
303. Okay, Brian, watch,
here comes my big part.Copy !req
304. Oh, here comes Large Bird and
Moody Green Garbage Creature.Copy !req
305. Wow, you're a big bird.Copy !req
306. And I'm grouchy,
so get out of my way!Copy !req
307. You watch that tone,
Moody Green Garbage Creature,Copy !req
308. or I'll get Bernie and Gert
over here to kick your butt.Copy !req
309. Is there a problem here?Copy !req
310. Yeah, you need us
to use our fists?Copy !req
311. Look at Julie, Brian.Copy !req
312. She's absolutely beautiful.Copy !req
313. Julie, hi, w-we were
just talking about you.Copy !req
314. Oh, hi, do I know you?Copy !req
315. Oh, right, yeah—
no, you don't, you know Karina.Copy !req
316. I'm her brother Stewie.Copy !req
317. It's nice to meet you.
Is she home?Copy !req
318. Oh, yeah, yeah,
she's upstairs.Copy !req
319. Come in.Copy !req
320. Brian, you've met
Julie, right?Copy !req
321. Julie's my sister's
costar on Jolly Farm.Copy !req
322. Hi, Brian.Copy !req
323. Why don't you
keep her companyCopy !req
324. while I go fetch Karina?Copy !req
325. Just make sure
you get her fast.Copy !req
326. Karina?
(as Karina):
Yes?Copy !req
327. (as Stewie):
You have a visitor.
Who is it?Copy !req
328. It's that nice girl,
Julie, from your show.Copy !req
329. Oh, Julie— did she
say what she wanted?Copy !req
330. Just go see for yourself.Copy !req
331. I'm not your
secretary, Karina.Copy !req
332. Why are you
so cruel to me?Copy !req
333. Is it because
I'm the pretty one?Copy !req
334. The talented one?
Oh, for God's sakes.Copy !req
335. You know, we're
all sick of you.Copy !req
336. That's right, all of us.Copy !req
337. Sick of me?
Oh, that's rich.Copy !req
338. You know, I wasn't
going to say this,Copy !req
339. but Mother hates you.Copy !req
340. That's not true,
you take that back!Copy !req
341. It is true, she hates you!Copy !req
342. She told me, it was
the Christmas we all wentCopy !req
343. to Edaville Railroad,
and you criedCopy !req
344. because you were afraid
because one of Santa's elvesCopy !req
345. was a real midget,
and father said,Copy !req
346. "That's it, I can't
take this anymore,"Copy !req
347. and he left that very nightCopy !req
348. and all you cared about was
ice cream on the way homeCopy !req
349. and Mother said you didn't
appreciate anything!Copy !req
350. Karina!
Coming!Copy !req
351. Hello, Julie.Copy !req
352. So nice to see you.Copy !req
353. Please.Copy !req
354. Two lemonades, Brian.Copy !req
355. Oh, yeah, I'll go
make you a lemonade.Copy !req
356. I'll make you
a fresh one.Copy !req
357. So, what brings you here?Copy !req
358. Well, I wanted to see
if you could come overCopy !req
359. to my house tonight
and run lines with me.Copy !req
360. Don't you usually
do that with Randall?Copy !req
361. We kind of had a fight.Copy !req
362. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
363. I thought maybe you and I
could have a sleepover tonight.Copy !req
364. You know, a little girl time.Copy !req
365. Oh, that would be so fun.Copy !req
366. Yes, let's.
Terrific.Copy !req
367. I can't wait.Copy !req
368. Hey, do you mind if I say
good-bye to your brother?Copy !req
369. (sighs)
Fine.Copy !req
370. Stewie!Copy !req
371. (as Stewie):
What?Copy !req
372. Julie would like to
say good-bye to you.Copy !req
373. Well? Answer me.Copy !req
374. I'm not talking to you.Copy !req
375. You're being a baby.
Go say good-bye.Copy !req
376. Why? She's
your friend.Copy !req
377. And why should
I do you any favorsCopy !req
378. after the terrible things
you said to me earlier?Copy !req
379. Well, at least I didn't bring
up that time at Brigham'sCopy !req
380. when you showed your fanny to
that girl in the wheelchair.Copy !req
381. Julie's gone.
(as Stewie):
That's fine, Brian,Copy !req
382. we're having a
conversation up here.Copy !req
383. That girl in the wheelchair
called me a name.Copy !req
384. (as Karina):
Yes, well, that gives you
no right to be a blackguard!Copy !req
385. Meg, honey, I think
we need to talk.Copy !req
386. I don't want to talk to you.
Get out!Copy !req
387. Look, I understand
that you're upset.Copy !req
388. You made out
with my boyfriend.Copy !req
389. How could you do that?Copy !req
390. I don't know, sweetheart,
but I am so, so sorry.Copy !req
391. It was an awful thing
that I did.Copy !req
392. I never meant to
steal him from you.Copy !req
393. Is that what you think?Copy !req
394. You stole him from me?Copy !req
395. Are you kidding?Copy !req
396. You couldn't steal him from me.Copy !req
397. Well, I do know
a few things, Meg,Copy !req
398. and clearly, if I wanted him,
I could have him.Copy !req
399. You really think
you stand a chance?Copy !req
400. Look at you, you're old,
you're nothing.Copy !req
401. You couldn't even imagine
the things I do for him.Copy !req
402. And this isn't about making out;
this is about power tools.Copy !req
403. Yeah, I go to places
you couldn't get back from.Copy !req
404. I'll do anything.Copy !req
405. You don't know me.Copy !req
406. Oh, my God!Copy !req
407. He hangs me from
the shower rodCopy !req
408. with your old bras, and
then we laugh at you.Copy !req
409. Now get out of my room.Copy !req
410. Well, when you're
ready to talk...Copy !req
411. Are you okay in there, Karina?Copy !req
412. Be right out.Copy !req
413. Just rinsing off
my Noxzema.Copy !req
414. I'm so glad you came over.Copy !req
415. Oh, so am I, Jules;
it's been so fun.Copy !req
416. So, I guess I sleep
in the guest room or whatnot?Copy !req
417. No, you can sleep
in here with me.Copy !req
418. Oh, well, my goodness, I hope
there's room for both of us.Copy !req
419. I'll just have to
squeeze in here.Copy !req
420. Well, good night, Karina.Copy !req
421. You know, I really like
spending time with you, Julie.Copy !req
422. Me, too.Copy !req
423. Why couldn't we just
have girlfriendsCopy !req
424. instead of boyfriends?
I know.Copy !req
425. It's all just one big,
confusing mess.Copy !req
426. Can I snuggle with you?Copy !req
427. Uh-huh.Copy !req
428. Good night, Julie.Copy !req
429. Well, I hope you're
happy, Peter.Copy !req
430. Our daughter hates me and
it's all because of you.Copy !req
431. Me? What the hell did I do?Copy !req
432. You've made me feel
so unattractive latelyCopy !req
433. that I went and
did somethingCopy !req
434. disgusting and abhorrent
and I'm ashamed of myself.Copy !req
435. Peter, I made out
with Meg's boyfriend.Copy !req
436. You made out
with Meg's boyfriend?Copy !req
437. How the hell could
you do that to me?Copy !req
438. Because, Peter, you've been
making me feel old and fatCopy !req
439. and unattractive
and worthless.Copy !req
440. How do you expect me
to respond?Copy !req
441. Lois, I think you're
the most beautiful womanCopy !req
442. I ever seen in my life.Copy !req
443. Well, but then why
have you been sayingCopy !req
444. all these horrible things?Copy !req
445. Because I'm old and fat and
unattractive and worthless.Copy !req
446. I guess I thought that
if I could bring you down,Copy !req
447. you wouldn't start to notice
that you're too good for meCopy !req
448. and run off looking
for another fella.Copy !req
449. Peter, that's
ridiculous.Copy !req
450. I love you.Copy !req
451. Why?Copy !req
452. Maybe I like fat guys.Copy !req
453. You do?Copy !req
454. Maybe I like having
sex with fat guys.Copy !req
455. Yeah?Copy !req
456. Maybe I want to have sex
with a fat guy right now.Copy !req
457. Well, maybe I want to have sex
with an ugly, old broad.Copy !req
458. Peter!
Gotcha!Copy !req
459. (laughing):
Wow!Copy !req
460. I'm going insane, Brian.Copy !req
461. I don't know how much longer
I can keep this up.Copy !req
462. I've got to tell Julie
my true feelings.Copy !req
463. So, tell her.Copy !req
464. Have you heard, Karina?Copy !req
465. We're gonna be doing
the show live today.Copy !req
466. I'm so nervous.Copy !req
467. I've never been on
live TV before.Copy !req
468. Would you give me
a hug for luck?Copy !req
469. No, no, no, no, no,
I'm not done yet.Copy !req
470. Karina, what are you...Copy !req
471. Oh, oh, I'm not...Copy !req
472. I'm not a lesbian.Copy !req
473. No, no, I'm not either.Copy !req
474. What are you exactly?Copy !req
475. I'm sorry, Karina.Copy !req
476. If only you were a boy.Copy !req
477. But... I am a boy.Copy !req
478. Okay, everybody,
we're live in five.Copy !req
479. You'd better
get out there.Copy !req
480. Four, three, two...Copy !req
481. Good morning and welcome
to Jolly Farm.Copy !req
482. Today we're going to learn
about the letter "T."Copy !req
483. I've got something
to say, Mother Maggie.Copy !req
484. You do?Copy !req
485. Well, maybe that can wait
till later, Mary.Copy !req
486. No, I think this needs
to come out now.Copy !req
487. You see, I didn't move
to Jolly Farm from the big cityCopy !req
488. to be around animals.Copy !req
489. I moved here because my uncle
was molesting my sister,Copy !req
490. and my parents wanted her
to start a new life.Copy !req
491. But my sister Mary
shot herself in the face,Copy !req
492. and that's when I decided that
she would live on through me.Copy !req
493. For I am not who you think I am.Copy !req
494. I am not little Mary Sunflower,Copy !req
495. daughter of Bradley
and Theresa Sunflower.Copy !req
496. No, I'm not.Copy !req
497. (as Stewie):
I'm Desmond Sunflower!Copy !req
498. Desmond Sunflower,
and I'm a boy!Copy !req
499. A perfectly normal little boy.Copy !req
500. Who also happens
to be a transvestite.Copy !req
501. Which begins
with the letter "T."Copy !req
502. I'm ready.Copy !req
503. Did you talk to Julie?Copy !req
504. Her mother won't
let me see her.Copy !req
505. It doesn't matter anyway;
she's back with Randall.Copy !req
506. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
507. Hey, why were they
shooting that scene live?Copy !req
508. Convenience.
Yeah, but why'd they...?Copy !req
509. Let's not start pulling
threads on this one.Copy !req
510. Can we go home?
Sure.Copy !req
511. You want to get
some ice cream?Copy !req
512. Well, why not?Copy !req
513. I don't have to fit
in that dress anymore.Copy !req
514. Hey, can I
borrow the dress?Copy !req
515. What?
Nah, I'm
just kidding.Copy !req
516. I'm just
doing some playfulCopy !req
517. walking-away banter
during the music.Copy !req
518. Can we not do that?Copy !req
519. I have such a headache.Copy !req
520. Sorry.Copy !req