Family Guy 6x7

Directed by Zac Moncrief

Pat Crawford Brown as Lead Sanka Dancer (voice) • Tamera Mowry-Housley as Esther (voice) • Jeff Bergman as Fred Flintstone (voice) • Lisa Wilhoit as Connie D'Amico (voice) • Conway Twitty as Conway Twitty (archive footage)

After Quahog is hit by a flood, Meg winds up in the hospital in a coma. When she wakes up and sees a cute med student, they immediately hit it off. Overprotective of his daughter, Peter is determined to drive the med student away. That is until Meg reveals that she is pregnant.

Request examples:

!req Family Guy 6x7 [02:32]
!req Family Guy 6x7 [Family Guy 6x7]
Syntax: !req EPISODE [quote or timestamp] (max. 8 square brackets)

For quotes, now you can request by index (e.g !req Family Guy 6x7 [10-11]; !req Family Guy 6x7 [20] [24]). Keep in mind, though, that index numbers might change at any time.
You can also generate a copy command with the quotes. Hover the desired subtitle and enter the amount of lines you want to copy.

Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

Note: you must use specific languages with their specific pages/discord channels.

1. It seems today that all you see

2. Is violence in movies and sex on TV

3. But where are those good old-fashioned values

4. On which we used to rely?

5. Lucky there's a family guy

6. Lucky there's a man who positively can do

7. All the things that make us

8. Laugh and cry

9. He's a family guy

10. Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker with a Channel 5 News Special Report.

11. And I'm Diane Simmons. A flash flood warning is in effect

12. as rain continues to pound Rhode Island.

13. Let's go to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa,

14. Who's gonna tell us all about the rain

15. Tom, residents all over Quahog

16. have been affected by the heavy rains,

17. although some are doing their best to ride it out.

18. For example, I'm here with

19. Rides-a-Ten-Speed- Everywhere Guy.

20. Sir, why are you riding your ten-speed in the rain?

21. I don't mind. A little drizzle never hurt anybody.

22. I like riding the ten-speed because it's fun,

23. it gives me energy, and it's a great way to stay in shape.

24. What do you do for a living?

25. I work in accounts receivable at Quahog Insurance.

26. Uh, it's not too demanding, the pay is good,

27. and it's a great way to stay in shape.

28. Well, we should wrap this up— you're getting wet.

29. Well, I'm living life before the cancer I have kills me,

30. so I don't mind the rain.

31. Water feels good on my skin.

32. It's cool, refreshing, and it's a great way to stay in shape.

33. - What kind of cancer? - It's rectal cancer.

34. It's slowly eating away at my lower insides.

35. It's a quick process, both painful and untreatable,

36. and it's a great way to stay in shape.

37. Thank you, Tricia.

38. Some local residents have even been evacuated

39. to Quahog Stadium for their own protection.

40. Why do I have to stay here?

41. We just think you'll be safer.

42. - But my house is dry. - Here's a blanket.

43. If you're looking for a bathroom, it's all around you.

44. Oh, crap, Peter, it's a flash flood!

45. Oh, man, I better save

46. my autographed picture of Dean Cain!

47. You know, from before he got all desperate for attention.

48. Hey, is that Dean Cain on that park bench?

49. Oh, God!

50. Lois! Uh, you may want to come down here!

51. Oh, my God!

52. I know— about the water, right?

53. Wow! Cool!

54. - Hey, Chris, come here. - What? Why?

55. - Just come here. - What is it, Dad?

56. Does it feel like the water suddenly just got warmer?

57. - No. - Oh, that's right,

58. it's pee that makes it warmer.

59. Peter, the water's rising fast! We got to get out of here!

60. Hang on, Lois. There's a case of beer in the fridge.

61. I can't leave that behind!

62. Meg, you're a good swimmer. Go get it.

63. What? But, Dad...

64. And for God's sake, do not be afraid

65. to make me a sandwich while you're in there.

66. Peter, Meg's been in there a long time.

67. Boy, you cannot wait to criticize her

68. at every turn, can you?

69. Go get her!

70. Well, Lois, I am sorry for snapping at you earlier.

71. You were right to criticize Meg.

72. She could not even handle this simple task.

73. She's in there right now taking a nap underwater.

74. For God's sake, save her!

75. My God, we better get her to a hospital.

76. She doesn't look too good.

77. Yeah, she looks worse than Andy Garcia

78. when he had his conjoined twin.

79. I had a great time with you tonight.

80. - You're really amazing. - Thanks, Andy.

81. I had a great time, too.

82. Hey! How about some love for shoulder guy over here?

83. - Shoulder guy wants to get in on this.

84. - Just ignore him. - Okay...

85. So, do you maybe want to go in the other room?

86. Sure. Sounds good.

87. - Oh-ho! And shoulder guy's going with ya. - Rick, shut up.

88. Hey, bitch, want to suck on my tooth?

89. Mr. and Mrs. Griffin, I'm afraid your coma's in a daughter.

90. I mean... I mean, your daughter's in a coma!

91. What? Oh, my God, did you—

92. Did you hear what I said?

93. Brain freeze!

94. Oh, my God!

95. Oh, that one is going in the Christmas letter.

96. Oh, my God, Peter,

97. what if she doesn't come out of it?

98. I know, Lois.

99. I never realized until now

100. how much I've taken her for granted.

101. I mean, she's my only daughter, and I feel like

102. I've never treated her as well as I should've.

103. Hey, Meg, you got something on your shirt.

104. Hi, Dad.

105. Aw, don't be too hard on yourself, Peter.

106. We all do things that we're not proud of.

107. Well, I am gonna change.

108. You hear me, Meg? If you come out of this,

109. I am gonna treat you like a princess

110. for the rest of your life.

111. 'Cause I been a worse father than Abraham.

112. You want to tell me what the that was?

113. Excuse me, I'm Dr. Milano.

114. I'm the intern for this floor.

115. You know, you guys can probably go on home.

116. We'll let you know if there's any change

117. in your daughter's condition.

118. Wow, you're a real doctor?

119. Hey, does Scrubs work here?

120. I love that guy. I want to meet Scrubs.

121. Ooh, and I want to meet black Scrubs, too.

122. Well, hello, sleepyhead.

123. I'm Michael.

124. Hi, Michael. I'm Meg.

125. - Meg! - Oh, my God! Meg, you're okay!

126. Oh, Meg, my beautiful daughter!

127. Oh, things are gonna be different.

128. No more will I treat you like some kind of alien.

129. Three minutes to minimum safe distance.

130. Stop. Not so fast, y'all.

131. You think you can just up and run away, you crazy.

132. I like to eat people from other planets,

133. especially y'all.

134. I likes to eat you with my little mouth, too.

135. Oh, now, y'all get back up inside me, little mouth.

136. - I wants to play, too. - Get back inside—

137. - I'll get you when we's eatin' em. - Zoop!

138. So, what is it you wanted to show me?

139. That, Brian.

140. What? It's a rundown old house.

141. Well, yes, I— I suppose

142. to the untrained eye that's what it would look like.

143. Walk inside with me, Brian.

144. This is disgusting. It smells, it's falling apart,

145. and you can hear the mice humping in the wall.

146. Ho-ho! Ho-ho! Ho-ho!

147. Ho-ho! Ho-ho!

148. Oh... That was so awesome!

149. That's why we can get it for a steal, Brian!

150. We fix it up and sell it for a huge profit!

151. You're crazy. No, I'm not gonna buy this house with you.

152. Fine, I'll just give the profits to another investor.

153. Plenty of others interested.

154. - Oh, yeah? Like who? - Mort Goldman, for one.

155. Says it's a smart investment.

156. But what does he know? He's only Jewish.

157. All right, I'm in.

158. Oh, there's my little angel!

159. Here, let me get that for you, sweetie.

160. Thanks, Dad!

161. Wow, Peter, I got to say, you've really been true

162. to your word about treating Meg better.

163. She's my only daughter, Lois.

164. She needs to be protected, like a rare gemstone,

165. or the herniated scrotum of an older gentleman.

166. Well, I think you've been wonderful.

167. Like when you took her to that new movie,

168. I'm Rich and You're Poor, but Let's Dance Together.

169. I'm rich and you're poor, but let's dance together.

170. - Society won't like it. - I don't care.

171. Good for you, good for you.

172. Yeah, and I can't believe

173. how you stood up to Connie D'Amico for me.

174. - Hey, Meg. - Uh, hi, Connie.

175. I can't fit all my books in my locker.

176. Can I put the rest of them on your ginormous ass?

177. Hey, Connie, hi. Peter Griffin, Meg's father.

178. Say, uh, can you do me a favor?

179. You see that fire extinguisher there?

180. Dad, that's enough!

181. Dad, that's enough!

182. That's enough, Dad!

183. I just want you to know, Meg,

184. if there's anything you ever want,

185. - all you got to do is ask. - Really?

186. Well, there kind of is one thing.

187. - There he is now!

188. Hey, Meg. You ready to go?

189. Dad, you remember Michael Milano from the hospital.

190. - He's my date. - Oh.

191. Say, Michael, can you do me a favor?

192. You see that fire extinguisher there?

193. Stay away from my daughter, you possible rapist.

194. Dad, stop it. Michael's my date.

195. Meg, I almost lost you once, I'm not gonna lose you again.

196. This guy may look harmless on the outside,

197. but on the inside he could be a complete bastard, like Fred Flintstone.

198. So, why exactly do you want this separation?

199. Well, Mr. Stoneberg, in a nutshell, the cat put me outside,

200. I was bangin' on the door for like 20 minutes, shouting "Wilma!"

201. - I didn't hear you. - Oh, there's no way you didn't hear me.

202. - I was in the shower. - Oh, she was in the shower.

203. The elephant's trunk was on full blast.

204. You could've been right on the other side of the door,

205. - and you wouldn't have done a damn thing. - I couldn't hear you.

206. And besides, you're always yellin' about something.

207. All you do is spend my money on expensive clothes and hairdos.

208. How the hell am I supposed to know when to pay attention?

209. But when I want to get my rocks off, you're nowhere to be found,

210. you passive-aggressive bitch.

211. Meg, can I talk to you in the kitchen, please?

212. - Dad, what the hell? - Lois, did you know that Meg had a date?

213. Yes. With that nice boy from the hospital. What's the matter?

214. We don't know him. Maybe he's not even a boy.

215. Maybe he's two dwarves in an overcoat

216. wanting to see what sex is like with a big person.

217. Huh? Is that what you want?

218. Two crafty dwarves in your house,

219. after your daughter— Wait, do dwarves grant wishes?

220. No, Peter, they're people, like you and me.

221. Well, good-bye phone in the bathroom,

222. but I still don't like Meg dating that boy.

223. Guys that age, all they care about

224. is putting their thing in everything.

225. I'm not gonna let Meg turn out like my Nerf football in the hall closet.

226. Dad, didn't you say you'd give me whatever I wanted?

227. Well, I want to go out with Michael.

228. Peter, you're being overprotective.

229. Look, why don't you just talk to him?

230. You might find out he's not so bad.

231. All right, Lois, but I know what my gut tells me.

232. And right now it's telling me I have...

233. Indigestion.

234. But I'll suck it up and talk to Michael.

235. Even though I've also got...

236. Diarrhea.

237. So, you are here to take out my daughter.

238. What are your intentions?

239. I just think Meg is really cool,

240. and I want to get to know her better.

241. You know, Michael, my daughter's womb

242. is not a wildfire for you to douse

243. with your adolescent seed.

244. I understand.

245. Do you, Michael?

246. Do you?

247. We'll see.

248. Let me ask you a question.

249. You ever sit on your arm till it falls asleep,

250. and then play with yourself

251. and pretend like somebody else is doing it?

252. Honestly... yes.

253. Not anymore you don't.

254. 'Cause you're going out with my daughter.

255. Morning, Brian. Here, put this on.

256. - How long have you been here? - 7:00 a.m.

257. All right, here's your hammer, here's your walkie,

258. and here's your stud finder.

259. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

260. Oh. Oh, well, it's working.

261. All right, joke time is over.

262. Work time has begun. You get started with this drywall,

263. and I'm gonna start pulling out those old floorboards in the kitchen.

264. - Hey, Brian, knock, knock. - Who's there?

265. Two friends building a house together.

266. Hey, Meg, I, uh, got you something

267. for our three-week anniversary.

268. Wow, a Maroon 5 CD.

269. Yeah, I remember how you told me

270. you liked terrible music,

271. so I thought you might appreciate it.

272. You're so thoughtful.

273. Mm...

274. - What the hell? - What's wrong?

275. Uh, Meg, I'm not sure, but I think your dad

276. is sitting at that table over there.

277. What? Where?

278. Well, I can't tell if it's him.

279. I— I think he's wearing some kind of disguise.

280. Oh, my God, Dad.

281. What do you think you're doing?

282. Peter? Who Peter?

283. I didn't say "Peter."

284. I said "Dad."

285. Oh...

286. Have you been spying on us the entire time we've been dating?

287. Meg, it's only because I want to make sure

288. this guy treats you right and doesn't try anything funny.

289. Meg, this is more than I can deal with.

290. If your father is this opposed to our relationship,

291. I don't see how it can work out.

292. But, Michael...

293. I'm sorry, Meg.

294. I promise I won't forget you.

295. See, look, Meg, he just walked out on you.

296. He's a bad man.

297. Like Jodie Foster.

298. Oh, no, Jodie! It's my husband!

299. He's home from work early!

300. Don't worry, baby.

301. He had to find out sometime.

302. All right, Brian, I'm going to go up to the upper level

303. and run this wire down through the wall.

304. Grab your walkie,

305. - I'll call you when I get up there. - Okay.

306. - Brian, pick up. Over. - What?

307. Brian, please say "over" when you finish talking. Over.

308. What? Over.

309. - Do you see the wire yet? Over. - No.

310. - No... what? Over. - No. Over.

311. Okay, I'm going to start feeding it through. Over.

312. Wait, if you haven't started feeding it,

313. why'd you ask me if I could see it?

314. Didn't copy that. Over.

315. I said why'd you ask me if I could see it,

316. if you haven't started feeding it? Over.

317. Oh, that's better. I can hear you now. Over.

318. Do you see it yet? Over.

319. You know, you're a jackass. For the record,

320. I don't want to hang out with you anymore when this is over.

321. When this is what, Brian? Over.

322. I said I don't want to hang out with you anymore when this is over.

323. When this is what? You've got to finish your sentence. Over.

324. That's it. My sentence is over.

325. Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.

326. My sentence is— Wait a minute. I have to say "over"

327. even if the sentence ends with the word "over"?

328. Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.

329. Oh, I see the wire.

330. You see the wire what? Over.

331. - Over!

332. Tonight's movie presentation is brought to you by Sanka.

333. Don't ya want a, want a Sanka?

334. Don't ya want a, want a Sanka?

335. Don't ya want a, want a Sanka?

336. It doesn't keep me up at night,

337. but it helps me poo!

338. Meg, sweetie, it's been, like, two weeks.

339. Don't you think it's time to forget about that boy?

340. Yeah, Meg, he was a bum anyway. You'll find another fella.

341. I could set you up with one of my friends.

342. Oh, wait...

343. I don't have any friends.

344. I could set you up with Dad.

345. Dad, would you be interested in dating Meg?

346. I certainly would.

347. There, Meg, everything's fine.

348. It's not Michael I'm upset about!

349. Well, what is it then?

350. I'm pregnant!

351. Dad, I swear to God I didn't know that

352. when I set you up with her.

353. Oh, I can't believe this!

354. My baby's pregnant!

355. - How could this happen? - I don't know.

356. But regardless of how it happened, it happened.

357. You're pregnant, Meg, and there's only one thing to do.

358. Meg, can you turn over? I gotta get that thing out of there.

359. You're sitting on my shirt.

360. I gotta put it on this hanger.

361. Now, I'm going to Michael's house

362. to force him to marry you.

363. Dad, please don't do this!

364. You can't make him marry me!

365. I just want to talk to him.

366. - Why do you have a shotgun? - I just want to talk to him.

367. - Dad, this is ridiculous! - I just want to talk to him.

368. - Put that gun away! - I just want to talk to him.

369. - What are you doing? It is not his fault!

370. - It was an accident! - I just want to shoot him.

371. - I just want to talk to him. - You can't shoot him!

372. Wait, what— what are you doing?

373. You got my Meg pregnant!

374. What?

375. Oh, my God! Meg!

376. Why didn't you tell me?

377. I didn't think you wanted to see me.

378. But this changes everything.

379. I want to be there for you, Meg.

380. I love you.

381. Will you marry me?

382. Yes!

383. Of course!

384. Ah, now see?

385. That's an even more beautiful sight than 72 virgins

386. waiting in heaven for a suicide bomber.

387. Here I am!

388. We're playing The Gathering.

389. Want to join?

390. Osama!

391. - Um, you know something, Brian? - Yeah?

392. I'm starting to think maybe

393. we bit off a little more than we could chew.

394. - Yeah. - Well, we're in it,

395. and we're going to finish the job.

396. Should we get started on the upper level?

397. No.

398. What the hell are we gonna do?

399. We've sunk all of our money into this place.

400. I've, um... I've got an idea.

401. I'll be right back.

402. So, listen, uh, we're going to want to be leaving now.

403. - Why? - Because I just emptied

404. a full tank of gasoline and lit a match.

405. We've got about five seconds.

406. Didn't we have an electrician in there today?

407. Uh... he left. Pretty sure he left.

408. Isn't that his truck?

409. Well, by God, Brian, we're murderers.

410. I guess this means you'll be going to doggie hell.

411. Hey, what do you guys think of this one?

412. Meg, are you sure you want to go through with this?

413. You know, there are other options.

414. Mom, I'm not getting an abortion!

415. I'm not saying an abortion, per se,

416. but maybe you just drink and smoke a lot.

417. - What? - Just don't start doing it

418. and then chicken out halfway through the pregnancy,

419. because then you'll wind up with Chris.

420. Well, Lois, I got the cake.

421. Oh, and they were all out of the bride and groom figurines,

422. so I got the Iron Giant and a courtroom doll

423. that kids use to show where the molester touched them.

424. All right, Meg, enjoy your bachelorette party.

425. I am outta here

426. 'cause I don't need to see what you crazy girls

427. are going to do while I'm gone.

428. But just remember, this is a residence

429. and should be treated as such.

430. And if you girls drink anything,

431. there's recycling under the sink in the kitchen.

432. Okay, have fun.

433. So... what are we supposed to do?

434. Yeah, this doesn't seem like much of a party.

435. Hey, what's with all the noise?

436. Got some complaints from next door.

437. I might have to take you girls downtown.

438. Which one of you is the lucky bride?

439. What's your name, sweetie?

440. Dad, you know my name.

441. Ep, ep, ep, ep!

442. It's Officer Nasty.

443. Careful, I might be carrying a concealed weapon.

444. Hello.

445. Hi. Name, please?

446. Neil Goldman.

447. Goldman, Goldman...

448. Sorry, no Neil Goldman.

449. Oh, I beg your pardon.

450. I meant to say Chris Griffin.

451. Griffin, Griffin... Oh! here it is.

452. Says you're supposed to be an usher.

453. Well, you need this.

454. Name, please?

455. Chris Griffin.

456. Griffin, Griffin, hmm.

457. I'm sorry, sir, Chris Griffin has already checked in.

458. Well, that's impossible!

459. Meg, are you ready?

460. Sweetie, what's wrong?

461. Mom, I can't do it.

462. I can't get married.

463. What? Well, why not?

464. Because... I'm not pregnant.

465. What do you mean? How do you know?

466. - I got my period. - Oh.

467. I must've read the test wrong.

468. What am I going to do?

469. Michael's out there waiting for me.

470. Well, Meg, the best thing you can do is be honest.

471. Just tell Michael the truth.

472. If he cares about you, he'll understand.

473. I'll try.

474. Thanks, Mom.

475. I love you.

476. I you too, honey.

477. God, look at Meg's fat shoulders in those spaghetti straps!

478. It's like bread baking around twine.

479. Meg... you look beautiful.

480. Thank you, Michael.

481. I have never been more in love with someone

482. than I am with you right now.

483. Oh, Michael, I love you, too.

484. And I have some wonderful news:

485. I'm not pregnant.

486. - What? - What?

487. Dad, I'm sorry about this whole mess.

488. You know what, Meg? It's all my fault.

489. I never should've dragged you into this, anyway.

490. I guess sometimes a father just gets

491. a little overprotective of his daughter,

492. but you got to know I was only thinking about your happiness.

493. I know, Dad. And I appreciate it.

494. The problem now is that these people are expecting a show.

495. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty.

496. Hello, again.

497. Nice to see you.

498. It's been a long time

499. You're just as lovely

500. As you used to be

501. How's your new life?

502. Are you happy?

503. Hope you're doin' fine

504. Just to know it

505. Means so much to me