1. Well, on the whole,
I enjoy my job as a pharmacist.Copy !req
2. In fact, many of my customers
are your mommies and daddies.Copy !req
3. Jimmy Hopkins, your mother had
awful postpartum depressionCopy !req
4. after you were born.Copy !req
5. And Danielle,
your father had badCopy !req
6. very bad hemorrhoids
that stung him unmerciful.Copy !req
7. Oh, they were awful.Copy !req
8. They were like
stinky little balloons. Oh!Copy !req
9. And I gave him
some special ointmentCopy !req
10. and he hurt so badCopy !req
11. that he had to apply it
in the car with his sock.Copy !req
12. Thank you.Copy !req
13. Cool! I want to be
a pharmacist.Copy !req
14. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
15. Thank you, Mr. Goldman.Copy !req
16. And our final speaker
is Mr. Peter Griffin.Copy !req
17. Yay!Copy !req
18. Hey, kids!Copy !req
19. Hey, hey, you know what I do?Copy !req
20. I work in a toy factory,
and you know what I do there?Copy !req
21. I bet you're just one of those
low-level assembly line guysCopy !req
22. who stand there all day,
screwing heads on dolls!Copy !req
23. "Ooh, is it on straight?Copy !req
24. I don't know."Copy !req
25. Boo!Copy !req
26. Why you little
snot-nosed...!Copy !req
27. Mr. Griffin!Copy !req
28. He plays kickball in
the park after school.Copy !req
29. Get him there.Copy !req
30. So does anyone
have any question?Copy !req
31. Yeah. Can we listen
to the claims adjuster again?Copy !req
32. Welcome back
to Quahog Five News.Copy !req
33. And now,
here's Ollie WilliamsCopy !req
34. with the Blaccu-Weather
forecast. Ollie?Copy !req
35. It's going to rain!Copy !req
36. Thanks, Ollie.Copy !req
37. And finally, we go liveCopy !req
38. to Asian reporter,
Tricia TakanawaCopy !req
39. interviewing a guy from
the upcoming Renaissance Faire.Copy !req
40. Tricia?Copy !req
41. Thanks, Tom.Copy !req
42. Sir, for those viewersCopy !req
43. who aren't familiar
with the traditionCopy !req
44. can you tell us about
the Renaissance Faire?Copy !req
45. Yea, but first,
bride of GhengisCopy !req
46. thou must explainest to meCopy !req
47. thy very peculiar
electronic wand.Copy !req
48. Ooh!Copy !req
49. All right, Rupert, are you ready
to hear our Mad Lib?Copy !req
50. "Cinderella had three wicked
stepwatermelonsCopy !req
51. who were very smelly
to herCopy !req
52. so her fairy god toilet
turned a pumpkin into a fanny..Copy !req
53. and sent her off to the poop.Copy !req
54. Oh, my, how ruthlessly absurd!Copy !req
55. Peter!Copy !req
56. How was your big presentation
at Chris' class?Copy !req
57. Oh, it was a huge waste of time.Copy !req
58. Well, it couldn't
have been that bad.Copy !req
59. Oh, it was terrible.Copy !req
60. Everyone else there had
some big, important jobCopy !req
61. and was way more successful
than me.Copy !req
62. Hey, come on,
y-y-you have...Copy !req
63. you have a great job.Copy !req
64. Yeah. You-You're doing...
you're doing...Copy !req
65. you're doing good.Copy !req
66. Peter, if you're
not satisfiedCopy !req
67. then be more assertive.Copy !req
68. Invite Mr. Weed
over for dinnerCopy !req
69. and show him what
you have to offer the company.Copy !req
70. Yeah, I guess I could.Copy !req
71. I just hope it goes okay.Copy !req
72. We've had some bad luck
with dinner guests.Copy !req
73. You remember when Margot Kidder
was here?Copy !req
74. Oh, we loved you
in the Superman movies.Copy !req
75. You were just wonderful!Copy !req
76. Mr. Weed, I, uh, was wondering
if maybe you'd likeCopy !req
77. to come over to my house
for dinner Friday night.Copy !req
78. Huh. That wasn't so hard.Copy !req
79. Well, what time?Copy !req
80. Uh, I don't know.
7:30, 8:00?Copy !req
81. Fabulous!Copy !req
82. What shall I bring?Copy !req
83. Peter, calm down.Copy !req
84. Everything's going to be fine.Copy !req
85. Ah, I hope so,
'cause if I blow thisCopy !req
86. I'm going to have to go back
to my old jobCopy !req
87. at the "Electric Company."Copy !req
88. Bet. I-I knew that.Copy !req
89. Slow it down,
will you?Copy !req
90. Pit. Come on, pal,
it's my first day.Copy !req
91. Oh, that's it, buddy!Copy !req
92. That must be him.Copy !req
93. Oh, God! I hope that thing
doesn't happenCopy !req
94. where I get nervousCopy !req
95. and I can't control
the volume of my voice.Copy !req
96. Hello, Peter.
How are you?Copy !req
97. ( yelling :
Fine!Copy !req
98. Please come in.Copy !req
99. It's so nice to have
you over, Mr. Weed.Copy !req
100. Thank you,
Mrs. Griffin.Copy !req
101. I understand that you have
a beautiful family.Copy !req
102. Yes, we do, but the children
won't be joining us for dinner.Copy !req
103. It's almost
their bedtime.Copy !req
104. State your names.Copy !req
105. Meg.Copy !req
106. Chris.Copy !req
107. And I'm Liesl.Copy !req
108. Mr. Weed, the
Griffin childrenCopy !req
109. would like to say
good night to you.Copy !req
110. Yes?Copy !req
111. No.Copy !req
112. Mmm! Who would think
that a woman with such beautyCopy !req
113. would also have
the culinary skillsCopy !req
114. of Emeril Lagasse?Copy !req
115. Oh, well, thank you.Copy !req
116. Bam!Copy !req
117. Oh...Copy !req
118. Peter, don't you
have something to say to Mr. Weed?Copy !req
119. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
120. Uh, Mr. WeedCopy !req
121. I don't care what
the guys at work say.Copy !req
122. I never thoughtCopy !req
123. you were an
effeminate weirdo.Copy !req
124. Uh-uh, so, uh, wh-what kind
of a name is "Weed"?Copy !req
125. They gave it to my grandfather
on Ellis Island.Copy !req
126. Our original name was
Bermudagrass.Copy !req
127. Peter, being here
with your wonderful familyCopy !req
128. your beautiful home
and your funny-talking dogCopy !req
129. well, I'm impressed.Copy !req
130. In fact, starting MondayCopy !req
131. I would like to promote you
to Head of Toy Development.Copy !req
132. Holy crap!Copy !req
133. Ah, thanks, Mr. Weed!
Oh, you won't be sorry!Copy !req
134. Brian, quit it.
You're embarrassing me here.Copy !req
135. Peter, Brian's choking!Copy !req
136. Do the Heimlich maneuver!
Quick!Copy !req
137. He's dead!Copy !req
138. Forgot my purse.Copy !req
139. Let's not panic!
Nobody even knows yet.Copy !req
140. Police!Copy !req
141. Random Dead Body Search!Copy !req
142. Oh, my God,
Lois, stall them!Copy !req
143. Peter, what are you doing?Copy !req
144. Just-just stall them, Lois!Copy !req
145. Ha, ha! Gotcha!Copy !req
146. It's just me, Death.Copy !req
147. I'm here for the body.Copy !req
148. Oh, Peter, it's okay.Copy !req
149. It's just Death.Copy !req
150. Ah, thank God!Copy !req
151. Uh, hey, did someone choke
on a roll in here?Copy !req
152. Oh, no, no, no,
I-I-I spit it up.Copy !req
153. Oh.Copy !req
154. Recapping our top story:Copy !req
155. Doreen,
I lost your phone number.Copy !req
156. We met at the Sky Lounge
last night.Copy !req
157. Please call me.Copy !req
158. In other news,
toy industrialist, Jonathan WeedCopy !req
159. was found dead last night
in the home of an employeeCopy !req
160. who claims Weed choked
on a dinner roll.Copy !req
161. No charges will be filed
against the employeeCopy !req
162. but the dinner roll has been
taken into police custody.Copy !req
163. I'd do her, do her,
wouldn't do her...Copy !req
164. uh, who hasn't done her!Copy !req
165. Do her, lose the pigtails
and we'll talk.Copy !req
166. Do her, do her...Copy !req
167. And now, the last man to
see Jonathan Weed aliveCopy !req
168. has offered to say
a few words.Copy !req
169. Good afternoon, everyone.Copy !req
170. As you know,
we of the Christian faithCopy !req
171. believe that Jesus
is not really deadCopy !req
172. but that he must let the world
think that he is dead...Copy !req
173. until he can find a way
to control the raging spiritCopy !req
174. that dwells within him.Copy !req
175. Anyway, right before he diedCopy !req
176. uh, Mr. Weed promoted me
to Head of Toy DevelopmentCopy !req
177. and I've brought along
my attorney who confirmsCopy !req
178. that this constitutes
a verbal contract.Copy !req
179. Isn't that right, Saul?Copy !req
180. Yes, sir.
Verbal contract.Copy !req
181. Thank you.Copy !req
182. Glad to see you all
found your way over from the cemetery.Copy !req
183. I'm Leonard Hale,
Mr. Weed's lawyer.Copy !req
184. We found this tape among
Mr. Weed's personal effectsCopy !req
185. with instructions
that it be screenedCopy !req
186. immediately following
his funeral.Copy !req
187. Enjoy.Copy !req
188. Good morning!Copy !req
189. Camera time.Copy !req
190. Turn that off. I don't have
my face on yet. I'm ugly.Copy !req
191. You want to tell
us a little somethingCopy !req
192. about what you're
making there?Copy !req
193. I will tell you,
it's just a couple of eggsCopy !req
194. with the peppers left over
from last night.Copy !req
195. Yes. Okay, now playtime is over.Copy !req
196. Turn it off, monkey, okay?Copy !req
197. Hello, friends.Copy !req
198. If you are watching this,
I am deadCopy !req
199. and I bet you're pretty bummed.Copy !req
200. But I have good news.
Yeah?Copy !req
201. The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory
shall be torn down to make wayCopy !req
202. for the Happy-Go-Lucky
Terminal Disease Institute.Copy !req
203. What?Copy !req
204. The demolitionCopy !req
205. will begin in... now.Copy !req
206. Okay, we've got
your typing test hereCopy !req
207. and all the pertinent data
about your, um...Copy !req
208. um, you know,
your background and-and, um...Copy !req
209. uh, skills...Copy !req
210. and...Copy !req
211. And?Copy !req
212. You know, I-I got
to be honest with you.Copy !req
213. I-I only have
another week and a half hereCopy !req
214. and I-I have completely
checked out.Copy !req
215. Oh.Copy !req
216. Yeah.Copy !req
217. Well, what should I do?Copy !req
218. Um...Copy !req
219. Chef?Copy !req
220. Oh, sorry, we're
out of towels.Copy !req
221. Uh, l-let me get
that for you, sir.Copy !req
222. What, I'm supposed to pay
two bucks for stickersCopy !req
223. 'cause this guy can't hear?Copy !req
224. Come on!Copy !req
225. Hey, I might be deaf,
but I have feelings!Copy !req
226. Oh, uh, I-I mean...Copy !req
227. What?Copy !req
228. Has Dad found
a permanent job yet?Copy !req
229. Meg, your father's going through
a bit of a career transition.Copy !req
230. He's just sampling
a few thingsCopy !req
231. searching for something
that fits him just right.Copy !req
232. Well, clearly it's
not that tube top.Copy !req
233. Hey, looking for a good time,
sweet cheeks?Copy !req
234. Oh, my God!Copy !req
235. Peter, get in the car!Copy !req
236. Okay, but it'll cost you.
You want a Cleveland Steamer?Copy !req
237. I said, get in the ca...
What's a Cleveland Steamer?Copy !req
238. - It means that he'll...
- Whoa, whoa. Be cool. Be cool.Copy !req
239. Yes, you go to Maple Street
and then take a leftCopy !req
240. and then, uh...
you go, uh...Copy !req
241. Okay, so you want a party
or what?Copy !req
242. Get in this car right now!Copy !req
243. It's eerie, isn't it?Copy !req
244. Like looking into the future.Copy !req
245. Forgetful FreddyCopy !req
246. was so forgetful...Copy !req
247. How forgetful was he?Copy !req
248. He was so forgetfulCopy !req
249. whenever he tried
to remember someone's nameCopy !req
250. he drew a... blank.Copy !req
251. Oh, God, this
is all my fault.Copy !req
252. If I hadn't
pushed you so hardCopy !req
253. to invite Mr. Weed
to dinnerCopy !req
254. he'd still be aliveCopy !req
255. and you'd still
have your job.Copy !req
256. Don't worry, Lois,
we'll get through this.Copy !req
257. We-we just have to scrimp
a little, that's all.Copy !req
258. You know, sell some stuff
we don't really need.Copy !req
259. This will bring in
a couple of bucks.Copy !req
260. Peter, please,
listen to me!Copy !req
261. When we got marriedCopy !req
262. you always talked
about your one dream job.Copy !req
263. Remember?Copy !req
264. And you put that
dream asideCopy !req
265. in order to provide
for this family.Copy !req
266. Yeah?Copy !req
267. Well, I've saved
some moneyCopy !req
268. from teaching pianoCopy !req
269. and I say, this is
the perfect timeCopy !req
270. for you to pursue
that dream.Copy !req
271. - Really?
- Yes!Copy !req
272. Wow. You know,
s-since money's getting tightCopy !req
273. I was going to suggest
that we eat the kids.Copy !req
274. You know, I mean,
like jokingly at firstCopy !req
275. but then I was going
to gauge your reactionCopy !req
276. and-and if you
were cool with itCopy !req
277. then, uh, you know,
we could go from thereCopy !req
278. but this is
a much better idea.Copy !req
279. I'm going to do it, Lois!Copy !req
280. I'm going to realize my dream!Copy !req
281. I am going to be
a Renaissance Faire jouster.Copy !req
282. Oh, Peter!Copy !req
283. Oh, this is so exciting!Copy !req
284. My little jousters
first day.Copy !req
285. Here's your lunch.Copy !req
286. Thanks, honey.Copy !req
287. Oh, egg salad?Copy !req
288. Have a good time.Copy !req
289. Yeah, I'll try.Copy !req
290. Hey, Mort!Copy !req
291. Oh God, don't hurt me!Copy !req
292. Oh, hi, Peter.Copy !req
293. Hey, you're going to
be a jouster, too?Copy !req
294. Yes, I'm trying to overcome
my fear of swordsCopy !req
295. because a man in a pirate suit
stabbed me in the earCopy !req
296. when I was five.Copy !req
297. And then again when I was 30.Copy !req
298. What about you, the same?Copy !req
299. Nah, not really.Copy !req
300. It kind of all goes back
to when I was 18.Copy !req
301. I was going through that
rebellious phase and, uh...Copy !req
302. I was hanging out
with a bad crowd.Copy !req
303. Here, Peter.Copy !req
304. Try one of these.Copy !req
305. What is it?Copy !req
306. It's a cheeseburger.Copy !req
307. Of course, now I know
it wasn't a cheeseburger.Copy !req
308. But at that time, I was ready
to believe anything.Copy !req
309. I didn't know what the hell
was going on.Copy !req
310. I wandered around for hoursCopy !req
311. and somehow ended up
at the Renaissance Faire.Copy !req
312. I can fly!Copy !req
313. Oh my God!Copy !req
314. I was saved by the one
and only Black KnightCopy !req
315. of the Quahog Renaissance
Faire.Copy !req
316. A word of advice:Copy !req
317. the path to knighthood is paved
with strength and nobilityCopy !req
318. not LSD and sideburns.Copy !req
319. And from that moment on,
I knew somedayCopy !req
320. I wanted to be a knight
like him.Copy !req
321. Ah, mercy, I was once addicted
to antihistamines.Copy !req
322. I took so many I thought
I was Mr. Peanut.Copy !req
323. Ah, that's a
great story, too.Copy !req
324. So, you all think you got
what it takes to be jousters?Copy !req
325. If you're going to joust,
you got to want it!Copy !req
326. Let me hear your war cry!Copy !req
327. Ehhhh, uhhhh...Copy !req
328. Is that the best you got,
you pile of crap?Copy !req
329. Yes.Copy !req
330. From an early age, my parents
discouraged loud noises...Copy !req
331. You know what you are?Copy !req
332. You're a candy-assed
maggot!Copy !req
333. - You find something funny, maggot?
- Sir, no sir!Copy !req
334. You love the Middle Ages,
don't you?Copy !req
335. Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
336. The concept of a
geocentric universeCopy !req
337. gets you sexually
excited, doesn't it!Copy !req
338. Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
339. You want to makeCopy !req
340. 16th Century mathematician
Johannes KeplerCopy !req
341. your bitch,
don't you!Copy !req
342. Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
343. Welcome, apprentices!Copy !req
344. It's him!Copy !req
345. Look alive, ladies.Copy !req
346. Allow me to introduce
the best of the best:Copy !req
347. the Black Knight himself!Copy !req
348. And this is his trophy wench,
Maid Madeline!Copy !req
349. Ding.Copy !req
350. Uh, excuse me, uh,
Mister Black Knight?Copy !req
351. I'm busy.Copy !req
352. Oh, well, uh, I-I just wanted
to thank you.Copy !req
353. I, I don't know
if you rememberCopy !req
354. but, uh, when I was a kid
you helped meCopy !req
355. get my life back
on the right path.Copy !req
356. Ah!Copy !req
357. Damn it!Copy !req
358. Look, I'm busy, all right?Copy !req
359. Oh, okay, I'll
come back later.Copy !req
360. Damn rookies.Copy !req
361. Are all the other men out of
the shower yet?Copy !req
362. Hey, you, Porker.Copy !req
363. Yes, I'm calling you a porkerCopy !req
364. and there's nothing
you can do about itCopy !req
365. because I'm protectedCopy !req
366. by my impenetrable
cereal box fort.Copy !req
367. Hey, you, Drunky.Copy !req
368. Yes, that's right.Copy !req
369. I'm calling you DrunkyCopy !req
370. and there's nothing
you can do about itCopy !req
371. because I'm protect...Copy !req
372. Ah!Copy !req
373. Oh, the toast is ready.Copy !req
374. I'll get it, Lois.Copy !req
375. There you go.Copy !req
376. Uh, Peter, maybe you shouldn't
bring your lance to the table.Copy !req
377. Lois, if I'm going
to get good enoughCopy !req
378. to impress the
Black KnightCopy !req
379. my lance must be
with me at all times.Copy !req
380. Aw, you guys are
going to be so proudCopy !req
381. when you see me
out on that field.Copy !req
382. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got to go practice.Copy !req
383. Ow, Dad, my earring!Copy !req
384. Stop! Ah!Copy !req
385. Uh, yeah, two mutton joints,
please.Copy !req
386. Oh, thou wishest to feastCopy !req
387. on the appendage
of the humble ovine.Copy !req
388. Listen, you freak, we don't
all watch Frasier, okay?Copy !req
389. Now give me two mutton joints.Copy !req
390. Thank you!Copy !req
391. 'Tis a glorious afternoon,
wouldst thou not agree?Copy !req
392. Uh, uh, uh...
yea, kind shrew.Copy !req
393. Uh, I... before...
thee... except after C."Copy !req
394. Wouldst thou take a gander
underneath my frock?Copy !req
395. Uh... uh, sure.Copy !req
396. Whatever floats
your boat.Copy !req
397. There you go.Copy !req
398. Geez, freaking perverts.Copy !req
399. Madeline!Copy !req
400. Go wait in the Hyundai!Copy !req
401. What were you doing
with my girl?Copy !req
402. Huh? Oh, oh, geez.Copy !req
403. She walks over here and asks me
to put a bird in her panties.Copy !req
404. I'm standing here going,
"What the hell?"Copy !req
405. Oh, God!Copy !req
406. Peter, play dead!Copy !req
407. Curl up in an ass-ball
or something!Copy !req
408. What-what's the problem, B.K.?Copy !req
409. I don't like you.Copy !req
410. I don't like your faceCopy !req
411. and I don't like you
hanging around my girl.Copy !req
412. I don't ever want to see you
here again.Copy !req
413. Oh.Copy !req
414. Okay, so we, but we
can see each otherCopy !req
415. outside the
fair, right?Copy !req
416. I'm just trying to understand
the rules here.Copy !req
417. If I see you again,
I'll kill you.Copy !req
418. Okay, that's much clearer.Copy !req
419. Oh God, I think
I just miscarried!Copy !req
420. Peter, what
are you doing?Copy !req
421. I spent hours soldering that
costume for you.Copy !req
422. I don't need it anymore, Lois.Copy !req
423. I quit the team.Copy !req
424. Quit the team?Copy !req
425. But you can't
quit jousting.Copy !req
426. The big meet is todayCopy !req
427. and I thought you were..Copy !req
428. Did you just say "big meet?"Copy !req
429. Oh my God,
I did.Copy !req
430. Oh, we almost
missed that one.Copy !req
431. I know, that was a close one.Copy !req
432. But I'm being
serious here, Peter.Copy !req
433. We were all set
to come see you joust today.Copy !req
434. You were so excitedCopy !req
435. to be on the same field
as the Black Knight.Copy !req
436. Well, I'm going to be watching
it from the stands, Lois.Copy !req
437. Because the Black Knight is just
a big jerk.Copy !req
438. Just like that guy
who fixed our vacuum.Copy !req
439. There you go,
all fixed.Copy !req
440. Turns out a half-eaten meatball
was clogging up the intake.Copy !req
441. Oh.Copy !req
442. Well, did you save it?Copy !req
443. Uh, no.Copy !req
444. You bastard.Copy !req
445. Well, it's
an exciting day for allCopy !req
446. here at the Renaissance Faire
jousting meet.Copy !req
447. Wouldn't you
say, Tom?Copy !req
448. Diane, I'd say
it was a perfect dayCopy !req
449. if you weren't reminding us all
of our grandmothers' cleavage.Copy !req
450. Now let's go live to the fieldCopy !req
451. where the Black Knight is
preparingCopy !req
452. to challenge his next opponent.Copy !req
453. Hey.Copy !req
454. How you doing there, big guy?Copy !req
455. You holding up all right?Copy !req
456. You want a soda?Copy !req
457. Ah, screw it, I tried.Copy !req
458. The Black Knight's
next challenger will beCopy !req
459. Sir Mort Goldman.Copy !req
460. Oh God, I forfeit!Copy !req
461. Well, that's it, folks.Copy !req
462. It looks like the Black Knight
is out of challengersCopy !req
463. and is once again undefeated.Copy !req
464. Hey, what's your fat ass
doing here?Copy !req
465. He's my only means
of conveyance.Copy !req
466. But I guess I do spoil him.Copy !req
467. Clearly, you do.Copy !req
468. And what are you doing here,
Griffin?Copy !req
469. I thought I told you never
to show your face here again!Copy !req
470. Hey, we're just watching.Copy !req
471. I don't want any trouble.Copy !req
472. Well, you got trouble
if you don't beat it.Copy !req
473. Listen, buddy...Copy !req
474. I said, get lost!Copy !req
475. Where's he going?Copy !req
476. Dad!Copy !req
477. Let him go, kids.Copy !req
478. You see that, kids?Copy !req
479. Your father's nothing
but a fizzle!Copy !req
480. Nobody calls me a fizzle
and gets away with it!Copy !req
481. Except that one guyCopy !req
482. who called me a fizzleCopy !req
483. and-and then ran off.Copy !req
484. He got away with it.Copy !req
485. But most peopleCopy !req
486. who call me a fizzle don't
get away with it!Copy !req
487. Well, actually, that guy
who got away with it wasCopy !req
488. the only one
who ever called me a fizzle.Copy !req
489. After today,
only half the peopleCopy !req
490. who ever called me a fizzle will
have gotten away with it!Copy !req
491. It appears a new challenger has
entered the field.Copy !req
492. The crowd has fallen
deathly ill.Copy !req
493. Silent. Sorry.Copy !req
494. Oh my God, I'm going to die!Copy !req
495. Oh, ah, ah, to the owner
of a yellow Hyundai—Copy !req
496. your car is being towed.Copy !req
497. What?Copy !req
498. I won!Copy !req
499. Oh, Peter, that was amazing!Copy !req
500. You were so brave!Copy !req
501. Nice going, Dad!Copy !req
502. Oh, boy, that was lucky
about the car, huh?Copy !req
503. Take that, you bastard!Copy !req
504. Nobody makes a fool
out of Mort Goldman!Copy !req
505. Spectacular
performance, maggot!Copy !req
506. How would you like
to come on the road with usCopy !req
507. as our lead jouster?Copy !req
508. Thanks, but no thanks, Coach.Copy !req
509. I've lived my dream.Copy !req
510. And besides,
my life is here with my family.Copy !req
511. But, Mom, what's Dad going
to do for a job?Copy !req
512. Oh, it'll be okay, Chris.Copy !req
513. Remember that episode
of The HoneymoonersCopy !req
514. when Ralph lost his jobCopy !req
515. but at the end of the show
he didn't get it back?Copy !req
516. Yeah, what was
up with that?Copy !req
517. That bugged
the crap out of me.Copy !req