1. It seems today that all you seeCopy !req
2. Is violence in movies and sex on TVCopy !req
3. But where are those
good old-fashioned valuesCopy !req
4. On which we used to rely?Copy !req
5. Lucky there's a family guyCopy !req
6. Lucky there's a man who
positively can doCopy !req
7. All the things that make usCopy !req
8. Laugh and cryCopy !req
9. He's a family guy!Copy !req
10. Well, on the whole,
I enjoy my job as a pharmacist.Copy !req
11. In fact, many of my customers
are your mommies and daddies.Copy !req
12. Jimmy Hopkins, your mother
had awful postpartum depressionCopy !req
13. after you were born.Copy !req
14. And Danielle, your father had bad,Copy !req
15. very bad hemorrhoids
that stung him unmerciful.Copy !req
16. Oh, they were awful.Copy !req
17. They were like stinky little balloons. Oh!Copy !req
18. And I gave him some special ointment,Copy !req
19. and he hurt so bad that he had to apply it
in the car with his sock.Copy !req
20. Thank you.Copy !req
21. Cool! I want to be a pharmacist.Copy !req
22. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
23. Thank you, Mr. Goldman.Copy !req
24. And our final speaker
is Mr. Peter Griffin.Copy !req
25. Yay!Copy !req
26. Hey, kids!Copy !req
27. Hey, hey, you know what I do?Copy !req
28. I work in a toy factory,
and you know what I do there?Copy !req
29. I bet you're just one
of those low-level assembly line guys,Copy !req
30. who stand there all day,
screwing heads on dolls!Copy !req
31. "Ooh, is it on straight?
I don't know." Boo!Copy !req
32. - Why, you little snot-nosed...
- Mr. Griffin!Copy !req
33. He plays kickball
in the park after school.Copy !req
34. Get him there. So, does anyone have
any questions for Mr. Griffin?Copy !req
35. Yeah. Can we listen
to the claims adjuster again?Copy !req
36. Welcome back
to Quahog Five News.Copy !req
37. And now, here's Ollie WilliamsCopy !req
38. with the Blaccu-Weather forecast. Ollie?Copy !req
39. It's going to rain!Copy !req
40. Thanks, Ollie.Copy !req
41. And finally, we go live
to Asian reporter, Tricia Takanawa,Copy !req
42. interviewing a guy from the upcoming
Renaissance Faire. Tricia?Copy !req
43. Thanks, Tom.Copy !req
44. Sir, for those viewers
who aren't familiar with the tradition,Copy !req
45. can you tell us
about the Renaissance Faire?Copy !req
46. Yea, but first, bride of Genghis,Copy !req
47. thou must explainest to me
thy very peculiar electronic wand.Copy !req
48. Ooh!Copy !req
49. All right, Rupert, are you ready
to hear our Mad Lib?Copy !req
50. "Cinderella had three wicked
stepwatermelons,Copy !req
51. who were very smelly to her,Copy !req
52. so her fairy godtoilet
turned a pumpkin into a fanny,Copy !req
53. and sent her off to the poop.Copy !req
54. Oh, my, how ruthlessly absurd!Copy !req
55. Peter! How was your big presentation
at Chris' class?Copy !req
56. Oh, it was a huge waste of time.Copy !req
57. Well, it couldn't have been that bad.Copy !req
58. Oh, it was terrible.Copy !req
59. Everyone else there
had some big, important job,Copy !req
60. and was way more successful than me.Copy !req
61. Hey, come on, you have...Copy !req
62. You have a great job.Copy !req
63. Yeah, you... You're doing...
You're doing...Copy !req
64. You're doing good.Copy !req
65. Peter, if you're not satisfied,
then be more assertive.Copy !req
66. Invite Mr. Weed over for dinner,Copy !req
67. and show him
what you have to offer the company.Copy !req
68. Yeah, I guess I could.Copy !req
69. I just hope it goes okay.Copy !req
70. We've had some bad luck
with dinner guests.Copy !req
71. You remember when Margot Kidder
was here?Copy !req
72. Oh, we loved you
in the Superman movies.Copy !req
73. You were just wonderful!Copy !req
74. Mr. Weed, I, uh, was wondering if maybeCopy !req
75. you'd like to come over to my house
for dinner Friday night.Copy !req
76. Huh. That wasn't so hard.Copy !req
77. Well, what time?Copy !req
78. Uh, I don't know, 7:30, 8:00?Copy !req
79. Fabulous! What shall I bring?Copy !req
80. Peter, calm down.
Everything's going to be fine.Copy !req
81. Ah, I hope so, 'cause if I blow this,Copy !req
82. I'm going to have to go back to my old job
at the "Electric Company."Copy !req
83. - Duh...
- Ot.Copy !req
84. Dot.Copy !req
85. - Buh...
- Et...Copy !req
86. - Bet.
- Bet. I... I knew that.Copy !req
87. - Slow it down, will you?
- Puh.Copy !req
88. It.Copy !req
89. - Pit.
- Pit. Come on, pal, it's my first day.Copy !req
90. - Fuh.
- At.Copy !req
91. - Fat.
- Oh, that's it, buddy!Copy !req
92. That must be him.Copy !req
93. Oh, God! I hope that thing doesn't happenCopy !req
94. where I get nervous and I can't control
the volume of my voice.Copy !req
95. Hello, Peter. How are you?Copy !req
96. Fine!Copy !req
97. Please come in.Copy !req
98. It's so nice to have you over, Mr. Weed.Copy !req
99. Thank you, Mrs. Griffin.Copy !req
100. I understand that you have
a beautiful family.Copy !req
101. Yes, we do, but the children
won't be joining us for dinner.Copy !req
102. It's almost their bedtime.Copy !req
103. State your names.Copy !req
104. Meg.Copy !req
105. Chris.Copy !req
106. And I'm Liesl.Copy !req
107. Mr. Weed, the Griffin children
would like to say goodnight to you.Copy !req
108. So long, farewell!Copy !req
109. Au revoir, auf wiedersehen!Copy !req
110. I'd like to stay
and taste my first champagneCopy !req
111. Yes?Copy !req
112. No.Copy !req
113. So long, farewell!
Auf wiedersehen, goodbye!Copy !req
114. I leave and heave
a sigh and say goodbyeCopy !req
115. Goodbye!Copy !req
116. The sun has goneCopy !req
117. To bed and so must ICopy !req
118. So long, farewell!Copy !req
119. Auf wiedersehen, goodbye!Copy !req
120. Goodbye!Copy !req
121. Goodbye!Copy !req
122. Goodbye!Copy !req
123. Goodbye!Copy !req
124. Mm! Who would think
that a woman with such beautyCopy !req
125. would also have the culinary skills
of Emeril Lagasse?Copy !req
126. Oh, well, thank you.Copy !req
127. Bam!Copy !req
128. Oh...Copy !req
129. Peter, don't you have
something to say to Mr. Weed?Copy !req
130. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
131. Uh, Mr. Weed,Copy !req
132. I don't care what the guys at work say.Copy !req
133. I never thought
you were an effeminate weirdo.Copy !req
134. Uh-uh. So, uh,
what kind of a name is "Weed"?Copy !req
135. They gave it to my grandfather
on Ellis Island.Copy !req
136. Our original name was Bermudagrass.Copy !req
137. Peter, being here
with your wonderful family,Copy !req
138. your beautiful home,
and your funny-talking dog,Copy !req
139. well, I'm impressed.Copy !req
140. In fact, starting Monday,Copy !req
141. I would like to promote you
to Head of Toy Development.Copy !req
142. - Holy crap!Copy !req
143. Ah, thanks, Mr. Weed!
Oh, you won't be sorry!Copy !req
144. Brian, quit it.
You're embarrassing me here.Copy !req
145. Peter, Brian's choking!
Do the Heimlich maneuver! Quick!Copy !req
146. He's dead!Copy !req
147. Forgot my purse.Copy !req
148. Let's not panic! Nobody even knows yet.Copy !req
149. Police!Copy !req
150. Random dead body search!Copy !req
151. Oh, my God. Lois, stall them!Copy !req
152. Peter, what are you doing?Copy !req
153. Just... Just stall them, Lois!Copy !req
154. Ha, ha! Gotcha!Copy !req
155. It's just me, Death.Copy !req
156. I'm here for the body.Copy !req
157. Oh, Peter, it's okay.Copy !req
158. It's just Death.Copy !req
159. Ah, thank God!Copy !req
160. Uh, hey, did someone choke
on a roll in here?Copy !req
161. Oh, no, no, no, I... I... I spit it up.Copy !req
162. Oh.Copy !req
163. Recapping our top story...Copy !req
164. Doreen, I lost your phone number.Copy !req
165. We met at the Sky Lounge last night.Copy !req
166. Please call me.Copy !req
167. In other news,
toy industrialist, Jonathan Weed,Copy !req
168. was found dead last night
in the home of an employeeCopy !req
169. who claims Weed choked
on a dinner roll.Copy !req
170. No charges will be filed
against the employee,Copy !req
171. but the dinner roll has been taken
into police custody.Copy !req
172. I'd do her, do her, wouldn't do her...Copy !req
173. Ugh, who hasn't done her!Copy !req
174. Do her, lose the pigtails and we'll talk.Copy !req
175. Do her, do her...Copy !req
176. And now, the last man
to see Jonathan Weed aliveCopy !req
177. has offered to say a few words.Copy !req
178. Good afternoon, everyone.Copy !req
179. As you know, we of the Christian faith
believe that Jesus is not really dead,Copy !req
180. but that he must let the world think
that he is dead,Copy !req
181. until he can find a way to control
the raging spirit that dwells within him.Copy !req
182. Anyway, right before he died,Copy !req
183. uh, Mr. Weed promoted me
to Head of Toy Development,Copy !req
184. and I've brought along my attorneyCopy !req
185. who confirms that this constitutes
a verbal contract.Copy !req
186. Isn't that right, Saul?Copy !req
187. Yes, sir. Verbal contract.Copy !req
188. Thank you.Copy !req
189. Glad to see you all found your way
over from the cemetery.Copy !req
190. I'm Leonard Hale, Mr. Weed's lawyer.Copy !req
191. We found this tape
among Mr. Weed's personal effectsCopy !req
192. with instructions that it be screened
immediately following his funeral.Copy !req
193. Enjoy.Copy !req
194. Good morning!Copy !req
195. Camera time.Copy !req
196. Turn that off.
I don't have my face on yet. I'm ugly.Copy !req
197. You want to tell us a little something
about what you're making there?Copy !req
198. I will tell you,
it's just a couple of eggsCopy !req
199. with the peppers left over
from last night.Copy !req
200. Yes. Okay, now playtime is over.Copy !req
201. Turn it off, monkey, okay?Copy !req
202. Hello, friends.Copy !req
203. If you are watching this, I am dead,Copy !req
204. and I bet you're pretty bummed.Copy !req
205. - But I have good news.
- Yeah?Copy !req
206. The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory
shall be torn downCopy !req
207. to make way for the Happy-Go-Lucky
Terminal Disease Institute.Copy !req
208. What?Copy !req
209. The demolition will begin in... Now.Copy !req
210. Okay, we've got your typing test here,Copy !req
211. and all the pertinent data
about your, um...Copy !req
212. Um, you know, your background
and... And, um...Copy !req
213. Uh, skills...Copy !req
214. And...Copy !req
215. And?Copy !req
216. You know, I... I gotta be honest with you.Copy !req
217. I only have
another week and a half here,Copy !req
218. and I have completely checked out.Copy !req
219. Oh.Copy !req
220. Yeah.Copy !req
221. Well, what should I do?Copy !req
222. Um...Copy !req
223. Chef?Copy !req
224. Oh, sorry, we're out of towels.Copy !req
225. Uh, let me get that for you, sir.Copy !req
226. What, I'm supposed to pay
two bucks for stickers,Copy !req
227. 'cause this guy can't hear?Copy !req
228. Come on!Copy !req
229. Hey, I might be deaf,
but I have feelings!Copy !req
230. Oh, uh, I... I mean...Copy !req
231. What?Copy !req
232. Has Dad found a permanent job yet?Copy !req
233. Meg, your father's going
through a bit of a career transition.Copy !req
234. He's just sampling a few things,Copy !req
235. searching for something
that fits him just right.Copy !req
236. Well, clearly, it's not that tube top.Copy !req
237. Hey, looking for a good time,
sweet cheeks?Copy !req
238. Oh, my God!Copy !req
239. Peter, get in the car!Copy !req
240. Okay, but it'll cost you.
What do you want, a Cleveland Steamer?Copy !req
241. I said, get in the car...
What's a Cleveland Steamer?Copy !req
242. - It means that he'll...
- Whoa, whoa. Be cool. Be cool.Copy !req
243. Yes, you go to Maple Street
and then take a left,Copy !req
244. and then, uh... You go, uh...Copy !req
245. Okay, so you want a party or what?Copy !req
246. Get in this car right now!Copy !req
247. It's eerie, isn't it?Copy !req
248. Like looking into the future.Copy !req
249. Forgetful Freddy was so forgetful...Copy !req
250. How forgetful was he?Copy !req
251. He was so forgetful,Copy !req
252. whenever he tried
to remember someone's name,Copy !req
253. he drew a blank.Copy !req
254. Oh, God, this is all my fault.Copy !req
255. If I hadn't pushed you so hard
to invite Mr. Weed to dinner,Copy !req
256. he'd still be alive
and you'd still have your job.Copy !req
257. Don't worry, Lois,
we'll get through this.Copy !req
258. We just have to scrimp a little,
that's all.Copy !req
259. You know, sell some stuff
we don't really need.Copy !req
260. This will bring in a couple of bucks.Copy !req
261. Peter, please, listen to me!Copy !req
262. When we got married,Copy !req
263. you always talked
about your one dream job.Copy !req
264. Remember?Copy !req
265. And you put that dream aside
in order to provide for this family.Copy !req
266. Yeah?Copy !req
267. Well, I've saved some money
from teaching piano,Copy !req
268. and I say, this is the perfect time
for you to pursue that dream.Copy !req
269. - Really?
- Yes!Copy !req
270. Wow. You know,
since money's getting tight,Copy !req
271. I was going to suggest
that we eat the kids.Copy !req
272. You know, I mean, like, jokingly at first,Copy !req
273. but then I was going
to gauge your reaction,Copy !req
274. and if you were cool with it,Copy !req
275. then, uh, you know,
we could go from there.Copy !req
276. But this is a much better idea.Copy !req
277. I'm going to do it, Lois!Copy !req
278. I'm going to realize my dream!Copy !req
279. I am going to be
a Renaissance Faire jouster.Copy !req
280. Oh, Peter!Copy !req
281. Oh, this is so exciting!Copy !req
282. My little jouster's first day.Copy !req
283. Here's your lunch.Copy !req
284. Thanks, honey.Copy !req
285. Oh, egg salad?Copy !req
286. Have a good time.Copy !req
287. Yeah, I'll try.Copy !req
288. - Hey, Mort!
- Oh God, don't hurt me!Copy !req
289. Oh, hi, Peter.Copy !req
290. Hey, you're going to be a jouster, too?Copy !req
291. Yes, I'm trying to overcome
my fear of swords,Copy !req
292. because a man in a pirate suit
stabbed me in the earCopy !req
293. when I was five.Copy !req
294. And then, again when I was 30.Copy !req
295. What about you, the same?Copy !req
296. Nah, not really.Copy !req
297. It kind of all goes back to when I was 18.Copy !req
298. I was going through that rebellious phase,
and, uh...Copy !req
299. I was hanging out with a bad crowd.Copy !req
300. Here, Peter. Try one of these.Copy !req
301. What is it?Copy !req
302. It's a cheeseburger.Copy !req
303. Of course, now I know
it wasn't a cheeseburger.Copy !req
304. But at that time,
I was ready to believe anything.Copy !req
305. I didn't know what the hell was going on.Copy !req
306. I wandered around for hours,Copy !req
307. and somehow ended up
at the Renaissance Faire.Copy !req
308. I can fly!Copy !req
309. Oh, my God!Copy !req
310. I was saved by the one
and only Black KnightCopy !req
311. of the Quahog Renaissance Faire.Copy !req
312. A word of advice,Copy !req
313. the path to knighthood is paved
with strength and nobility,Copy !req
314. not LSD and sideburns.Copy !req
315. And from that moment on,
I knew someday,Copy !req
316. I wanted to be a knight like him.Copy !req
317. Ah, mercy, I was once addicted
to antihistamines.Copy !req
318. I took so many,
I thought I was Mr. Peanut.Copy !req
319. Ah, that's a great story, too.Copy !req
320. So, you all think you got
what it takes to be jousters?Copy !req
321. If you're going to joust,
you got to want it!Copy !req
322. Let me hear your war cry!Copy !req
323. Is that the best you got,
you pile of crap?Copy !req
324. Yes.Copy !req
325. From an early age,
my parents discouraged loud noises.Copy !req
326. You know what you are?
You're a candy-assed maggot!Copy !req
327. - You find something funny, maggot?
- Sir, no, sir!Copy !req
328. You love the Middle Ages, don't you?Copy !req
329. Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
330. The concept of a geocentric universeCopy !req
331. gets you sexually excited, doesn't it?Copy !req
332. Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
333. You wanna make 16th century mathematician,
Johannes Kepler, your bitch, don't you?Copy !req
334. Sir, yes, sir!Copy !req
335. - Welcome, apprentices!Copy !req
336. It's him!Copy !req
337. Look alive, ladies.Copy !req
338. Allow me to introduce
the best of the best,Copy !req
339. the Black Knight himself!Copy !req
340. And this is his trophy wench,
Maid Madeline!Copy !req
341. Ding.Copy !req
342. Uh, excuse me, uh, Mister Black Knight?Copy !req
343. I'm busy.Copy !req
344. Oh, well, uh, I...
I just wanted to thank you.Copy !req
345. I... I don't know if you remember,Copy !req
346. but, uh, when I was a kid,Copy !req
347. you helped me get my life back
on the right path.Copy !req
348. Ah!Copy !req
349. Damn it! Look, I'm busy, all right?Copy !req
350. Oh, okay, I'll come back later.Copy !req
351. Damn rookies.Copy !req
352. Are all the other men
out of the shower yet?Copy !req
353. Hey, you, Porker.Copy !req
354. Yes, I'm calling you a porker,Copy !req
355. and there's nothing you can do about it,Copy !req
356. because I'm protected
by my impenetrable cereal box fort.Copy !req
357. Hey, you, Drunky.Copy !req
358. Yes, that's right. I'm calling you Drunky,Copy !req
359. and there's nothing you can do about it,
because I'm protect...Copy !req
360. Ah!Copy !req
361. Oh, the toast is ready.Copy !req
362. I'll get it, Lois.Copy !req
363. There you go.Copy !req
364. Uh, Peter, maybe you shouldn't bring
your lance to the table.Copy !req
365. Lois, if I'm going to get good enough
to impress the Black Knight,Copy !req
366. my lance must be with me at all times.Copy !req
367. Aw, you guys are going to be so proud
when you see me out on that field.Copy !req
368. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got to go practice.Copy !req
369. Oh, my God, Dad, my earring!Copy !req
370. Dad, stop! Ah!Copy !req
371. Uh, yeah, two mutton joints, please.Copy !req
372. Oh, thou wishest to feastCopy !req
373. on the appendage of the humble ovine.Copy !req
374. Listen, you freak,
we don't all watch Frasier, okay?Copy !req
375. Now give me two mutton joints.Copy !req
376. Thank you!Copy !req
377. 'Tis a glorious afternoon,
wouldst thou not agree?Copy !req
378. Uh, uh, uh... Yea, kind shrew.Copy !req
379. Uh, I... Before... Thee...Copy !req
380. Except after C.Copy !req
381. Wouldst thou take a gander
underneath my frock?Copy !req
382. Uh... Uh, sure.
Whatever floats your boat.Copy !req
383. There you go.Copy !req
384. Geez, freaking perverts.Copy !req
385. Madeline!Copy !req
386. Go wait in the Hyundai!Copy !req
387. What were you doing with my girl?Copy !req
388. Huh? Oh, oh, geez.Copy !req
389. She walks over here and asks me
to put a bird in her panties.Copy !req
390. I'm standing here going,
"What the hell?"Copy !req
391. Oh, God!
Peter, play dead!Copy !req
392. Curl up in an ass-ball or something!Copy !req
393. What? What's the problem, BK?Copy !req
394. I don't like you.Copy !req
395. I don't like your face,Copy !req
396. and I don't like you
hanging around my girl.Copy !req
397. I don't ever want to see you here again.Copy !req
398. Oh.Copy !req
399. Okay, so we... But we can see each other
outside the fair, right?Copy !req
400. I'm just trying to understand
the rules here.Copy !req
401. If I see you again, I'll kill you.Copy !req
402. Okay, that's much clearer.Copy !req
403. Oh, God, I think I just miscarried!Copy !req
404. Peter, what are you doing?Copy !req
405. I spent hours soldering
that costume for you.Copy !req
406. I don't need it anymore, Lois.Copy !req
407. I quit the team.Copy !req
408. Quit the team?Copy !req
409. But you can't quit jousting.Copy !req
410. The big meet is today,
and I thought you were...Copy !req
411. Did you just say "big meet?"Copy !req
412. Oh, my God, I did.Copy !req
413. Oh, we almost missed that one.Copy !req
414. I know, that was a close one.Copy !req
415. But I'm being serious here, Peter.Copy !req
416. We were all set
to come see you joust today.Copy !req
417. You were so excitedCopy !req
418. to be on the same field
as the Black Knight.Copy !req
419. Well, I'm going to be watching it
from the stands, Lois.Copy !req
420. Because the Black Knight
is just a big jerk.Copy !req
421. Just like that guy who fixed our vacuum.Copy !req
422. There you go, all fixed.Copy !req
423. Turns out a half-eaten meatball
was clogging up the intake.Copy !req
424. Oh.Copy !req
425. Well, did you save it?Copy !req
426. Uh, no.Copy !req
427. You bastard.Copy !req
428. Well, it's an exciting day for allCopy !req
429. here at the Renaissance Faire
jousting meet.Copy !req
430. Wouldn't you say, Tom?Copy !req
431. Diane, I'd say it was a perfect day,Copy !req
432. if you weren't reminding us all
of our grandmothers' cleavage.Copy !req
433. Now let's go live to the fieldCopy !req
434. where the Black Knight is preparing
to challenge his next opponent.Copy !req
435. Oh, oh, ohCopy !req
436. Hey!Copy !req
437. Oh, oh, oh, ohCopy !req
438. Hey!Copy !req
439. Hey.Copy !req
440. How you doing there, big guy?Copy !req
441. You holding up all right?Copy !req
442. You want a soda?Copy !req
443. Hmm?Copy !req
444. Ah, screw it, I tried.Copy !req
445. The Black Knight's next challenger
will be Sir Mort Goldman.Copy !req
446. Oh, God, I forfeit!Copy !req
447. Well, that's it, folks.Copy !req
448. It looks like the Black Knight
is out of challengers,Copy !req
449. and is once again undefeated.Copy !req
450. Hey, what's your fat ass doing here?Copy !req
451. He's my only means of conveyance.Copy !req
452. But I guess I do spoil him.Copy !req
453. Clearly, you do.Copy !req
454. And what are you doing here, Griffin?Copy !req
455. I thought I told you
never to show your face here again!Copy !req
456. Hey, we're just watching.
I don't want any trouble.Copy !req
457. Well, you got trouble
if you don't beat it.Copy !req
458. - Listen, buddy...
- I said, get lost!Copy !req
459. - Where's he going?
- Dad!Copy !req
460. Let him go, kids.Copy !req
461. You see that, kids?Copy !req
462. Your father's nothing but a fizzle!Copy !req
463. Nobody calls me a fizzle
and gets away with it!Copy !req
464. Except that one guy
who called me a fizzle,Copy !req
465. and then ran off.
He got away with it.Copy !req
466. But most people who call me a fizzle
don't get away with it!Copy !req
467. Well, actually,
that guy who got away with itCopy !req
468. was the only one
who ever called me a fizzle.Copy !req
469. After today, only half the people
who ever called me a fizzleCopy !req
470. will have gotten away with it!Copy !req
471. It appears a new challenger
has entered the field.Copy !req
472. The crowd has fallen deathly ill.Copy !req
473. Silent. Sorry.Copy !req
474. Oh, my God, I'm going to die!Copy !req
475. Oh, ah, ah, to the owner
of a yellow Hyundai,Copy !req
476. your car is being towed.Copy !req
477. What?Copy !req
478. I won!Copy !req
479. Oh, Peter, that was amazing!Copy !req
480. You were so brave!Copy !req
481. Nice going, Dad!Copy !req
482. Oh, boy, that was lucky
about the car, huh?Copy !req
483. Take that, you bastard!Copy !req
484. Nobody makes a fool out of Mort Goldman!Copy !req
485. Spectacular performance, maggot!Copy !req
486. How would you like to come
on the road with usCopy !req
487. as our lead jouster?Copy !req
488. Thanks, but no thanks, Coach.Copy !req
489. I've lived my dream.Copy !req
490. And besides,
my life is here with my family.Copy !req
491. But, Mom, what's Dad going
to do for a job?Copy !req
492. Oh, it'll be okay, Chris.Copy !req
493. Remember that episode of The Honeymooners
when Ralph lost his job,Copy !req
494. but at the end of the show,
he didn't get it back?Copy !req
495. Oh, yeah, what was up with that?Copy !req
496. That bugged the crap out of me.Copy !req