1. WHOO-HOO! BABY!
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2. 12 IN A ROW!
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3. WOW, YOU MUST HAVE HAD
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4. FUN-HOUSE MIRROR ON YOU.
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5. I CAN'T BELIEVE
HOW TERRIFIC YOU LOOK.
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6. THANKS.
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7. I'VE BEEN TAKING
TAE-JITSU CLASSES.
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8. WITH ME SOMETIME.
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9. I'D LOVE TO.
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10. OH, THE BABY'S
KICKING. WANT TO FEEL?
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11. SURE.
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12. OW! OW!
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13. OH! YOU ARE
FREAKIN' DEAD, KID.
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14. PETER!
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15. OH, I LOVE THIS TIME OF YEAR.
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16. ME, TOO.
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17. THE WHOLE PLACE.
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18. LEAFERS!
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19. HOLY CRAP.
WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
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20. - WHAT ABOUT THE BOAT?
- LEAVE IT!
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21. HURRY, PETER.
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22. THEY'RE ALMOST HERE.
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23. WE'RE TOO LATE.
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24. YO, MATTIE,
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25. ON MY MAMA MIA'S GOO-GOTS.
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26. YEAH, AND BROWN
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27. LIKE THE GUYS I DON'T
PICK UP IN MY CAB.
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28. BEE-UTIFUL.
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29. Good evening.
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30. Tonight's top story:
Quahog is infested
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31. with loud hairy creatures
also know as New Yorkers.
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32. They migrate north every autumn
to see the foliage.
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33. I think I speak for all of us
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34. when I say that New York
and everyone from there
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35. can fornicate themselves
with an iron stick.
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36. WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE
FOR CHURCH.
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37. MOVE IT! DAMN LEAFERS.
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38. CHRIS, QUIT IT.
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39. MOM, CHRIS PUT HIS FOOT
ON MY SIDE AGAIN.
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40. I CAN'T HELP IT.
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41. DANCER'S LEGS.
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42. MOVE IT!
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43. MEG, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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44. CHRIS, STAY ON
YOUR OWN SIDE.
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45. LOIS, FOR GOD SAKE, GET OFF YOUR
ASS AND DO SOME PARENTING.
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46. IF YOU KIDS DON'T
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47. WE'RE NOT GOING TO
McDONALD'S AFTER CHURCH.
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48. - MOM!
- MOM!
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49. DON'T WORRY, WE'RE GOING.
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50. B-B-BUT...
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51. YOU DON'T GET
TO SUPER SIZE.
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52. OH...
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53. OKAY, YOU CAN SUPER SIZE
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54. BUT NO APPLE PIE.
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55. OH, COME ON.
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56. OKAY, YOU GET
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57. BUT YOU CAN'T
BLOW ON IT.
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58. PETER, DON'T CONTRADICT ME
IN FRONT OF THE KIDS.
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59. LOIS, BROTHERS AND SISTERS
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60. IS AS NATURAL AS A WHITE MAN'S
DIALOGUE IN A SPIKE LEE MOVIE.
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61. WUSSUP? CAN I GET
TWO SLICES OF PEPPERONI?
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62. WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?
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63. DAMN NEW YORKERS.
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64. THE GOOD SEATS.
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65. AREN'T YOU PRECIOUS?
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66. JACK'S JOKE SHOP
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67. OF SOUTH ATTLEBORO,
MASSACHUSETTS.
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68. REMEMBER, IF IT AIN'T FUNNY,
IT AIN'T WORTH JACK.
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69. I'D LIKE TO WELCOME
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70. PARISHIONERS.
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71. MY COUSIN, FATHER SAPIENZA
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72. AND I'D LIKE TO INVITE HIM
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73. TO DO THE
OPENING PRAYER.
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74. YO, GOD IS GOOD, HUH?
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75. AND HE EXPECTS US TO BE GOOD,
AND IF YOU'RE NOT
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76. HE'S GOING TO COME DOWN AND BUST
YOUR FREAKIN' SKULL. AMEN.
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77. YOU'RE TALKING TO?
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78. YOUR GOD AIN'T
TOUGHER THAN ME.
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79. YOU CAN'T TALK TO THE FATHER
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80. YOU STUPID GAVONE.
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81. AND BREAK YOUR FREAKIN' ARM.
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82. YOU WANT TO GO, TOUGH GUY?
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83. I'LL SNAP YOU IN HALF
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84. FROM BELARO'S ON 51st STREET.
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85. BEST IN THE CITY.
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86. FELLAS, THIS IS GOD'S HOUSE
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87. IN ABOUT 45 MINUTES
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88. SO COULD WE MOVE THIS ALONG?
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89. PATRIOTS SUCK!
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90. BLASPHEMY!
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91. IT BURNS! AH, GEE!
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92. "HOLY WATER"?
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93. WHERE'S THAT ACID I ORDERED?
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94. HEY, GUIDO, WATCH THIS.
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95. WHOA! I'VE GOT TO LAY OFF
THE COFFEE.
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96. HOT-CHA-CHA, CHA-CHA!
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97. THAT'S JACK'S, EXIT 14 OFF 295.
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98. FOR YOUR BODY AND YOUR MIND.
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99. DON'T BE AFRAID TO FREE
THE BEAST INSIDE YOU.
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100. LEFT KICK! RIGHT KICK!
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101. PUNCH COMBO! STOMP!
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102. BEAUTIFUL! AGAIN!
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103. LEFT KICK!
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104. WOW, YOU'RE DOING GREAT
FOR YOUR FIRST LESSON.
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105. I'M REALLY CUTTING LOOSE
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106. SHE SHOWED HER BREASTS.
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107. OH, MARY, YOU'LL NEVER
LEAVE US, WILL YOU?
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108. YES, THOSE ARE LOVELY
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109. BUT IT DOESN'T QUITE
ANSWER OUR QUESTION.
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110. JETS RULE!
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111. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
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112. HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING,
WILL YOU?
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113. HEY, HORACE,
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114. AND GET ME A FEW BEERS, HUH?
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115. SORRY, PETER, SOMEONE
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116. AND THE KEGS,
AND I'M NOT SURE
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117. I'VE BEEN SHOT.
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118. YEP.
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119. HEY, PAL,
WATCH MY SEAT.
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120. I GOT TO BLEED THE LIZARD.
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121. BURNED OUR PORT-A-POTTIES.
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122. TO PUT OUT THE HATE.
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123. I DON'T KNOW, FELLAS
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124. I THINK THERE'S POTENTIAL
IN THIS CROWD.
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125. HEY, HONEY, WHY DON'T
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126. LOWER EAST SIDE?
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127. SURE.
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128. WHOA! TRANSVESTITE!
BACK OFF!
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129. PRE-OP OR POST-OP?
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130. PRE-OP.
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131. WHOA! TRANSVESTITE!
BACK OFF!
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132. YOU'RE RIGHT,
THIS PLACE BLOWS.
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133. BACK WHERE THEY CAME FROM.
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134. DON'T WORRY,
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135. AN IDEA SO SMART,
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136. WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
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137. I AM A MAN-EATING TREE.
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138. NEW YORK ANCHORMAN DAN RATHER.
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139. ED KOCH.
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140. WITH MY POWERFUL LIMB.
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141. WHAT? ARE YOU NUTS?
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142. GIVE ME THAT BRANCH.
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143. OH! GET OFF OF ME.
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144. WHY, YOU...
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145. OH, MY GOD!
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146. STOP FIGHTING.
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147. HOLY CRAP.
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148. OH, MY GOD.
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149. MOM, YOU COULD BE
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150. 'CAUSE GIRLS DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING DOWN THERE.
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151. ME TO KICK ASS?
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152. OH, NO, I DO NOT
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153. AND I AM NOT
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154. INTO OUR SCHOOLS.
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155. GEE, LOIS, CAN YOU HEAR ME ALL
THE WAY BACK THERE IN THE '50s?
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156. OH, THAT WAS LAME.
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157. OH, POOR PETER.
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158. IN FRONT OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE.
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159. HE'S REALLY UPSET.
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160. Peter
GATHER 'ROUND, EVERYBODY.
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161. TEN BUCKS IS ALL IT TAKES.
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162. STEP RIGHT UP AND FIGHT MY WIFE.
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163. COME ONE, COME ALL.
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164. AND STINGS LIKE WHEN I PEE.
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165. PETER, I AM NOT A
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166. AT LEAST NOT ANYMORE.
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167. ME LIKEY BOUNCEY!
ME LIKEY BOUNCEY!
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168. TO GET RID
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169. OF ALL OF
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170. 'CAUSE I AM NEVER
FIGHTING AGAIN, EVER.
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171. COME ON, CHRIS, WE'LL HAVE TO
GO TO PLAN "B."
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172. OH, NO!
AH! OH, GOD!
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173. OH, MY GOD! HELP ME!
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174. HELP ME, FOR GOD'S SAKES!
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175. HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!
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176. HELP!
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177. DON'T WORRY, IT'S
A TRAINED BEAR.
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178. HE'S IN NO REAL DANGER.
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179. OH, HE'S TEACHING A CLASS.
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180. I-I CAN'T BOTHER HIM NOW.
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181. SURE YOU CAN.
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182. HEY, HEY,
RALPH MACCHIO.
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183. TO TALK TO YOU.
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184. THERE YOU GO, HONEY.
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185. WHAT IS IT, LOIS?
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186. I, UH...
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187. I DON'T THINK I SHOULD DO
TAE-JITSU ANYMORE.
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188. I'M AFRAID
I'M GOING TO HURT SOMEONE.
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189. BUT, LOIS, YOU'RE
MY STAR PUPIL.
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190. ADVANCED CLASS.
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191. ADVANCED CLASS?
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192. NO, NO, NO.
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193. I'M TRYING TO QUIT.
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194. WELL, FINE, QUIT
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195. WALKING ALL OVER YOU.
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196. W-W-W-WAIT.
HOLD ON THERE.
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197. 'CAUSE I WON'T LET THEM.
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198. PETER...
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199. QUIET, LOIS, MEN ARE TALKING.
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200. SHE LEARNS THINGS EVENTUALLY.
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201. IT JUST TAKES HER LONGER.
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202. COME ON, HONEY,
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
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203. IF YOU HURRY,
I'LL LET YOU TRY ON HATS.
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204. I WON'T LET YOU BUY,
BUT YOU CAN TRY THEM ON.
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205. I'LL DO IT.
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206. OW!
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207. STEWIE, YOU WANT TO SWING?
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208. YES, WHY NOT?
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209. I'LL HAVE A GO AT IT.
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210. PERHAPS A QUICK STRETCH FIRST.
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211. OOH, DAMN.
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212. PLAYING HOOPS LAST WEEK.
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213. I KNOW YOU'RE NOT PUTTING
THAT ROCK UP FROM HERE.
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214. YOU AIN'T GOT NO J.
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215. YO, MAN, THAT'S TRIPPIN'.
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216. BROTHER, PLEASE,
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S TRIPPIN'.
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217. GO ON, CRY HOME TO YOUR MAMA.
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218. SHE WAITIN' FOR YA.
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219. NOW, DON'T MAKE ME
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220. PUT MY SIZE 13s
UP YOUR NARROW ASS!
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221. I DON'T SWEAT, YOU.
BRING IT ON, BITCH.
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222. NOW, HOW YOU GOING TO ACT?
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223. GEEZ, BRINGING THAT TRASH
IN HERE.
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224. THIS IS MY HOUSE.
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225. EXCUSE ME,
WE WERE ABOUT TO USE THAT.
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226. YOU SNOOZE,
YOU LOSE, LADY.
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227. YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES.
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228. OR YOU DO.
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229. OOH, LOIS, SOMEONE'S WEARING
THEIR OVARIES ON THE OUTSIDE.
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230. TO THE SWING.
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231. YES, YES,
SHE SAW YOU. EASY, NOW.
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232. ALL OVER ME.
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233. THOSE DAYS ARE OVER.
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234. DEMANDS RESPECT.
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235. OH, I SMELL
A MESSY DIAPER.
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236. GOD, WHY DOES
THAT TURN ME ON?
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237. HOLD IT, MEG,
THOSE TWO ARE MINE.
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238. WHAT?
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239. THAT'S RANDY
AND THAT'S FRED.
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240. RANDY IS THE MESSY ONE.
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241. FRED'S VERY NEAT.
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242. HOO-HOO!--
HOLD ON TO YOUR SIDES.
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243. NICE TO MEET YOU BOTH.
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244. MURDERER!
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245. STOP IT!
BOTH OF YOU!
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246. STARTING NOW, YOU TWO
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247. EACH OTHER.
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248. NOW, STAY THAT WAY.
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249. IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD
TO POTTY.
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250. SHEESH, LOIS,
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251. DUMPED ON OUR LAWN.
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252. NEW YORK POST,
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253. THE NEW YORK METS.
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254. PETER, I'M SICK
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255. ABOUT THE LEAFERS.
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256. TAKE SOME ACTION.
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257. FREE THE BEAST!
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258. THAT WAS STRANGELY AROUSING.
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259. OW!
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260. HELLO, 911?
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261. IT'S QUAGMIRE.
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262. YEAH, YEAH,
IT'S IN A WINDOW THIS TIME.
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263. WOW, LOOK AT THEM RUN.
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264. WAIT A SECOND, BRIAN.
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265. THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.
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266. THE DRUNKEN CLAM?
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267. WHY COULDN'T WE GO
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268. LIKE THE OLIVE GARDEN?
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269. OH, THE BREADSTICKS.
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270. ME LIKEY BREADSTICKS,
ME LIKEY...
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271. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL
NOW. STOP IT.
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272. HOLD-HOLD-HOLD ON, LOIS.
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273. EXCUSE ME,
NEW YORKER.
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274. I THINK YOU'RE
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275. LAST NIGHT.
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276. PETER, ARE YOU CRAZY?
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277. WHAT DID YOU SAY?
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278. YOUR FATHER'S WIFE?
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279. HEY, OOH!
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280. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
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281. EXCUSE ME, IS YOUR
REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?
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282. BECAUSE IF IT IS, IT
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283. VERY HOMOSEXUALLY.
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284. WHAT?
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285. HOW? YOU WANT TO DANCE?
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286. JETS SUCK, YANKEES
SUCK, KNICKS SUCK.
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287. KRYPTON SUCKS.
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288. HMM?
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289. THAT'S RIGHT, GO BACK WHERE
YOU CAME FROM, YOU BASTARDS.
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290. WE'LL CONCLUDE TODAY'S
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291. BY THE BLACK BELTS.
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292. OKAY, PEOPLE, LET'S SHOW 'EM
WHAT WE'VE LEARNED.
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293. KATHY, GET IN THERE WITH LOIS.
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294. UH... I CAN'T. I HAVE CRAMPS.
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295. UP AGAINST THE SCRUBS, JARED?
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296. WHY DON'T YOU BE A MAN
AND FIGHT ME YOURSELF?
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297. WELL, LOIS, THE SENSEI
IS A SACRED POSITION.
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298. RELATIONSHIP.
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299. OH, THEN ALLOW ME.
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300. OOH.
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301. THE BOND IS BROKEN.
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302. THEN SPIN THE WHEEL,
RAGGEDY MAN.
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303. GO, LOIS! PUMMEL HIM
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304. FISTS OF FEMALE FURY!
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305. AND THEN, WHEN HE'S WEARY,
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306. WITH YOUR INCESSANT NAGGING.
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307. HUH, WOMEN—
YAKETY-YAK, YAKETY-YAK-YAK.
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308. YOU KNOW, HUH?
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309. ENJOY THE FIGHT.
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310. EE-YAH!
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311. LOIS, THAT
WAS AMAZING.
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312. CONGRATULA...
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313. THIS IS MINE.
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314. MY BABIES COME FROM.
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315. And now back to the movie
of the week...
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316. If this glacier
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317. than one mile a year
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318. we're all dead!
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319. Tell me something
I don't know.
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320. Get out of the way!
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321. LOIS, I WAS
WATCHING THAT.
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322. WHATCHA... WHATCHA LOOKING AT?
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323. THE UNDERPANTS. LOSE 'EM.
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324. UH, ACTUALLY, I-I KINDA,
I SORTA HAVE A HEADACHE, KINDA.
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325. SEE, YOU KNOW,
MAYBE TOMORROW OR, UH...
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326. - TAKE 'EM OFF.
- YEAH, OH-OH-OKAY, HONEY.
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327. WHOA. WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?
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328. GRAHAM CRACKERS.
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329. RUN ALONG, STEWIE.
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330. DADDY HAD A ROUGH NIGHT.
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331. WHY, YOU TOTTERING
FEN-SUCKED DEWBERRY.
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332. I'M GOING TO GO FIND
SOMETHING TO STRIKE YOU WITH.
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333. EXCUSE ME.
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334. GOOD MORNING.
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335. PETER, YOU
LOOK TERRIBLE. WHAT HAPPENED?
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336. LAST NIGHT, LOIS
WAS... THE MAN.
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337. GOOD LORD.
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338. TO KNOW, BRIAN—
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339. I DIDN'T CRY.
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340. IT'S OKAY,
IT'S OKAY.
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341. OH, NO. PETER!
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342. STEWIE, WHAT
DID YOU DO?
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343. OF PETER'S HEAD.
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344. OH, MY GOD.
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345. THIS IS MY FAULT.
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346. INTO THIS HOUSE.
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347. I'M THE WORST MOTHER
IN THE WORLD.
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348. AHA! I GOT IT ALL ON TAPE.
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349. Okay, um, this is me
interviewing Ed Sullivan.
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350. W-what's new, Ed?
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351. ( imitating Ed Sullivan : Well, Stewie,
tonight we have a really big show.
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352. Okay, okay, and now
a word from our sponsors.
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353. It takes a very steady hand.
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354. Don't touch the sides.
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355. Butterfingers.
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356. RADIO SHOWS FOR FUN.
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357. E-EVERYBODY DOES IT.
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358. AT LEAST, E-EVERYBODY I KNOW.
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359. SHUT UP!
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360. NOW, STEWART, I WANT YOU
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361. HOW THEY ACT TOGETHER.
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362. OH, YES, VERY WELL.
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363. ALL RIGHT, UM...
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364. YOU SEE, MARGARET,
AFTER 20-ODD YEARS OF MARRIAGE
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365. NO LONGER FAZE ME.
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366. REALLY? AND I SUPPOSE YOU THINK
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367. YOU CALL BUTTOCKS?
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368. WHAT WAS THAT?
WHAT DID YOU JUST WRITE THERE?
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369. GIVE ME THAT.
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370. "INSECURITY"?
"GENDER CONFUSION"?
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371. I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING
TO WRITE ABOUT.
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372. LOOK AT ME— I'M INSANE.
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373. I'M MARTIN LAWRENCE ON A BENDER.
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374. MR. AND MRS. GRIFFIN
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375. A HISTORY OF AGGRESSION?
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376. NO, NO, HITTING PETER
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377. THING HE'S EVER DONE.
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378. WELL, TECHNICALLY,
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379. BEFORE I CAME OUT.
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380. HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY, LOIS.
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381. IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOUR SON
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382. FROM SOMEONE.
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383. I, UH, I-I KNOW
WHO'S RESPONSIBLE
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384. FOR STEWIE'S BEHAVIOR
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385. WHO IT WAS
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386. THE CRAP OUT OF ME.
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387. NOW, JUST A MINUTE.
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388. IS BECAUSE OF YOU.
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389. I FELT WEAK.
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390. Y-Y-YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME.
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391. AND BESIDES, YOU'RE NOT...
YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY
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392. YOURSELF.
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393. WELL, THERE SEEMS TO BE A LOT
OF ANGER IN YOUR HOUSEHOLD.
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394. HOW TO MANAGE THESE FEELINGS.
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395. MANAGE WHAT?
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396. BUT FROM NOW ON,
WE'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE
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397. IN THIS HOUSE, OKAY?
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398. WITH A PIG'S BODY.
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399. DON'T CENSOR ME!
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400. NO MORE ANGER!
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401. OKAY.
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402. THE PERSON WHO MAKES US ANGRY.
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403. I'LL GO FIRST.
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404. DON'T LISTEN
TO YOUR MOTHER, KIDS.
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405. SHE'S WORTHLESS AND DUMB
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406. AND ONLY LISTEN TO ME,
PETER.
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407. I'M LOIS, I BRAKE
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408. BUT I DON'T LET PETER
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409. HAS TWO MUGS FOR JUGS.
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410. FREAKIN' DOLLARS
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411. PLACES TO PUT IT!
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412. OOH, OOH, ME NEXT, ME NEXT.
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413. I'M THE DOG.
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414. I'M WELL-READ AND HAVE
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415. BUT I'M NOT ABOVE EATING GRASS
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416. NEAR THE DOOR.
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417. I'M A POMPOUS LITTLE ANTI-CHRIST
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418. WITH A ROUGH TRICK NAMED JIM.
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419. WHOA, WHOA, PETER,
CALM DOWN.
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420. I'M SICK OF LOIS' ANGER
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421. THEY'RE NOT WORKING.
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422. EXERCISE?
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423. OH, GEEZ, I WASN'T
SUPPOSED TO SEND THOSE?
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424. HEY, LOOK, I GOT
A LETTER FROM DAD.
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425. "DEAR MEG, FOR THE FIRST
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426. I THOUGHT YOU WERE A HOUSE CAT."
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427. DAD!
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428. "DEAR STEWIE, GET OUT."
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429. OH, THAT'S NICE.
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430. MINE JUST SAYS "DEAR LOIS"
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431. ON THE PAPER.
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432. TO SAY TO ME?
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433. YEAH, "P.S..."
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434. OH, OH, HOLD ON A SEC.
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435. HOLD ON, HOLD ON, RELAX,
EVERYBODY RELAX.
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436. ALL RIGHT, LOOK, I WAS HOPING
IT WOULDN'T COME TO THIS
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437. BEFORE WE KILL EACH OTHER.
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438. THESE PILLS.
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439. THEY'RE MOOD ELEVATORS.
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440. I THINK THEY COULD HELP,
UH... EVEN US OUT.
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441. WE'RE NOT
TAKING PILLS.
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442. IT'S NOT NATURAL.
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443. ON YOUR UPPER LIP, MARTIN MULL.
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444. GIVE US THE PILLS.
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445. AH, THAT WAS FUN.
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446. SHOULD WE DO NEXT?
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447. MONACO.
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448. OH, WAIT, THAT'S
A PRINCIPALITY.
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449. SOMETHING REALLY FUNNY?
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450. WERE PLACEBOS, SUGAR PILLS.
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451. WAIT A MINUTE.
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452. BLACK MAMBAZO FOR NOTHING?
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453. MULTICULTURAL FOR A MINUTE?
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454. INSIDE, YES.
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455. YOU HAPPY NOW?
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456. DON'T YOU USE THAT TONE
OF VOICE, YOU, YOU...
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457. TO SAY, FAT ASS?
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458. WIDE LOAD?
DOUGH BOY?
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459. COUNTRY VIRTUOSO ROY CLARK?
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460. ALL OF THE ABOVE?
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461. HOW'S THIS FOR A NAME—
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462. MS. PONY EXPRESS IS IN.
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463. FOR ME, JOE?
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464. OH, LET ME SEE HERE.
UH, IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE.
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465. UH, YEAH, HERE WE ARE.
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466. SPOTS FOR LOIS.
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467. YOU... YOU JUST HIT ME.
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468. THAT'S RIGHT.
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469. YOU CAN'T HIT ME.
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470. I'M A GIRL.
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471. SOMETIMES I WONDER.
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472. KICKING, LOIS?
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473. HUH. HURTS, DOESN'T IT?
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474. YOU TELL ME.
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475. OW! OW! OW!
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476. OW! OH!
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477. GO, DAD!
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478. KICK HER ASS!
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479. SHUT UP, THIS IS
ALL DAD'S FAULT.
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480. I DON'T LIKE TO BE TOUCHED!
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481. OW! OW!
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482. OOH! OW! OW!
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483. MAN, I'M GLAD WE GOT
THAT OUT OF OUR SYSTEMS.
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484. CAME OVER US?
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485. NATURALLY VIOLENT.
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486. I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.
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487. I THINK IT'S ALL
THE TV WE WATCH.
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488. THERE'S SO MUCH
VIOLENCE.
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489. YEAH, TV IS DANGEROUS.
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490. WHY THE HELL DOESN'T
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491. AND CAN'T WATCH?
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492. PUTS THIS JUNK ON THE AIR.
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493. UH, PETER, PETER,
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T
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494. ABOUT THE NETWORK.
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495. WHY, WHAT ARE THEY GOING
TO DO, CUT OUR BUDGET?
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496. I'M GOING TO GO
GET A BEER.
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