1. (SINGING)
It seems today that all you seeCopy !req
2. Is violence in movies and sex on TVCopy !req
3. But where are those
good old-fashioned valuesCopy !req
4. On which we used to rely?Copy !req
5. Lucky there's a family guyCopy !req
6. Lucky there's a man who
positively can doCopy !req
7. All the things that make usCopy !req
8. Laugh and cry!Copy !req
9. He's a family guy!Copy !req
10. A tragic accident today
in the North Providence area.Copy !req
11. A family of four lost their livesCopy !req
12. when their minivan swerved
off the road and into a ravine,Copy !req
13. - exploding on impact.
- (SNICKERS)Copy !req
14. Do you find this funny, Tom?Copy !req
15. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
16. I was remembering I accidentally
putmy shirt on inside out this morning.Copy !req
17. It's fine now, though.Copy !req
18. So what were you saying
about a fashion show?Copy !req
19. Chris, turn the TV off.Copy !req
20. We got to find an anniversary gift
for Mom and Dad.Copy !req
21. Don't look!
We're shopping, we're shopping!Copy !req
22. Oh, kids, you don't need
to do anything specialCopy !req
23. for our anniversary, just your father.Copy !req
24. I hope he doesn't wait and get your gift
at the last minute again.Copy !req
25. My goodness, a human thumb.Copy !req
26. Where did you ever find this?Copy !req
27. It was on eBay...Copy !req
28. Oh, God, call an ambulance!Copy !req
29. This year, instead of exchanging gifts,Copy !req
30. I told him it'd be niceCopy !req
31. if we could just spend
a romantic day together.Copy !req
32. Oh, dear, I think we all know
what that means...Copy !req
33. Gross.Copy !req
34. Hey, fellas, guess what?Copy !req
35. I got us a tee time tomorrow
at Barrington Country Club.Copy !req
36. Barrington, wow.Copy !req
37. I'm in.Copy !req
38. - Uh, Peter, tomorrow's your anniversary.
- Ah, crap.Copy !req
39. If Lois finds out
I'm ditching her to play golf,Copy !req
40. she'll hit me with a frying pan.Copy !req
41. Which is why I'm going to drink
this frying pan antidote.Copy !req
42. All right, hit me with this.Copy !req
43. Didn't work.Copy !req
44. What the hell?Copy !req
45. "Lois, it's an anniversary scavenger hunt.Copy !req
46. "Your first clue
is at the Quahog Mini-mart. Love, Peter."Copy !req
47. Oh, how fun!Copy !req
48. All right, gentlemen, before you tee off,Copy !req
49. here are your complimentary
monogrammed bag towels,Copy !req
50. a sleeve of balls,
and this mobile ball cleaner.Copy !req
51. Clean as a whistle, sir!Copy !req
52. I'm not going to get short
by touching your spit, am I?Copy !req
53. (LAUGHS) You'd be the first, champ.Copy !req
54. Well, it's about time.Copy !req
55. Sorry, fellas,
I'm not going to be able to play.Copy !req
56. Loretta's mother is in town,Copy !req
57. and we have to go buy new sheets
for the dog bed.Copy !req
58. - Cleveland!
- I mean the pull-out sofa bed.Copy !req
59. Cleveland, this is Barrington.Copy !req
60. You could be the first black guy ever
to play this course.Copy !req
61. People are gonna be impressed.Copy !req
62. - Hey, a black guy!
- Ooh, fun!Copy !req
63. Come on, Cleveland.Copy !req
64. Look, maybe we should play another time.Copy !req
65. Screw that.Copy !req
66. I busted my ass keeping Lois busy,
so I could be here.Copy !req
67. Now let's grip it and rip it.Copy !req
68. The Fed is going to be lowering rates,Copy !req
69. so get your money out of T-bills,
and put it all into...Copy !req
70. Waffles! Tasty waffles with lots of syrup.Copy !req
71. Waffles! Buy waffles!Copy !req
72. Waffles! Waffles!Copy !req
73. (IN JAPANESE ACCENT) Waffle.Copy !req
74. Okay, kids,
keep your eyes peeled for a clue.Copy !req
75. Now what Jughead has done here,Copy !req
76. and it's really quite ingenious, actually,Copy !req
77. is paint pupils on his eyelids,Copy !req
78. so he can sleep through class
without Miss Grundy being any the wiser.Copy !req
79. (CACKLES) He's sleeping!Copy !req
80. Mom, I found Dad's first clue.Copy !req
81. I can't believe
your father organized this.Copy !req
82. Usually, he can't even handle
simple tasks.Copy !req
83. Peter, why is there a diaper
in the lamp socket?Copy !req
84. Oh, Lois, he's done it again!Copy !req
85. Wait a minute.Copy !req
86. Ha!Copy !req
87. Peter, let's pack it in.
There's too much water out here.Copy !req
88. Yeah, let's hit the bar, huh?Copy !req
89. Oh, come on,
there's worse things in life than rain.Copy !req
90. Like, uh... Like spiders.Copy !req
91. Oh, he's behind the door...Copy !req
92. Peter, he's bothering everyone.Copy !req
93. - Say something.
- Say something?Copy !req
94. I'll kick his ass,
someone ought to kick his ass.Copy !req
95. Don't go in there!Copy !req
96. Peter.Copy !req
97. All right, give me a Kleenex.Copy !req
98. I knew he was bad!Copy !req
99. I knew... (SCREAMS)Copy !req
100. Out of me way,
they're after me Lucky Charms!Copy !req
101. I paid him $10 to say it.Copy !req
102. Classic.Copy !req
103. We'll be in the clubhouse.Copy !req
104. Go on, run away.Copy !req
105. More golf course for me.Copy !req
106. That was close.Copy !req
107. Huh, that looks dangerous.Copy !req
108. Somebody's going to get hurt.Copy !req
109. Ah, it'll be fine.Copy !req
110. You again?Copy !req
111. Oh, Death, please don't take me now!Copy !req
112. Relax, you're not dying.Copy !req
113. You're just having
a near-death experience.Copy !req
114. Oh, thank God.Copy !req
115. Oh, yeah, thank God.Copy !req
116. Thank God I get to hang out
with a fascinating gent like yourself.Copy !req
117. So, when am I going to die?Copy !req
118. About two years
after your wife divorces you.Copy !req
119. What the hell are you talking about?Copy !req
120. Lois would never leave me.Copy !req
121. She's been crazy about me
since the night we met.Copy !req
122. Oh, my God, that's me.Copy !req
123. Look how thin I was!Copy !req
124. My, this is certainly a beautiful night.Copy !req
125. I love looking at stars.Copy !req
126. Say no more.Copy !req
127. Peter, wait.Copy !req
128. "Very interesting... But stupid!"Copy !req
129. Oh, my God, I love Arte Johnson!Copy !req
130. Then why don't you give him
a kiss, eh?Copy !req
131. Oh, Peter, get away from me!Copy !req
132. - Come on, come on.
- Stop it.Copy !req
133. - Peter, stop it.
- Come on, give Johnson a kiss.Copy !req
134. Oh, my God!Copy !req
135. (SONG PLAYING ON RADIO)
Oh, baby, I love your way...Copy !req
136. Oh, Peter, I hear music.Copy !req
137. Yeah, me, too.Copy !req
138. From now on, this'll be our song.Copy !req
139. I've never met a guy like you.Copy !req
140. You're so full of life.Copy !req
141. It's like I can really be myself with you.Copy !req
142. I'm so happy.Copy !req
143. Ah, man, she was beautiful.Copy !req
144. You know, this looks awfully familiar...Copy !req
145. Wait a second, I remember this.Copy !req
146. That's me.Copy !req
147. Look at all that hair.Copy !req
148. I can't believe
I thought that looked good.Copy !req
149. I must've been high.Copy !req
150. I love you, Lois Pewterschmidt.Copy !req
151. I love you, Peter Griffin.Copy !req
152. Look at that, huh, huh?Copy !req
153. There's no way she's going to leave me.Copy !req
154. Now put me back
in my freakin' body, all right?Copy !req
155. I can't put you back
until you have a revelation.Copy !req
156. You know, one of those things
that changes your life.Copy !req
157. Oh, to hell with this, I'm going home.Copy !req
158. What are you doing?
You can't get in that way.Copy !req
159. I'm sure as hell
not going in the back door.Copy !req
160. Oh, crap, I don't have time for this.Copy !req
161. Listen, I'm late for an appointment.Copy !req
162. You don't want to follow procedure, fine.Copy !req
163. Stay here in limbo.Copy !req
164. No, no, no, wait.Copy !req
165. I don't want to be in limbo.Copy !req
166. Okay, it says the next note
will be right under my nose.Copy !req
167. - (BELL RINGS)
And they're off.Copy !req
168. And quick out in front, Silver Dasher,
followed by My Nose.Copy !req
169. Aha! Hold my purse!Copy !req
170. What's Mom doing?Copy !req
171. I'll tell you what she's doing.Copy !req
172. She's screwing up
my 6-2 quinella, damn it!Copy !req
173. My Nose out in front,
followed by Sea Biscuit,Copy !req
174. followed by Some Crazy Lady,Copy !req
175. followed by Middle-Aged Housewife,Copy !req
176. followed by Wait A Minute, Who's That?Copy !req
177. Followed by Silver Dasher.Copy !req
178. And now, it appears
there's a woman chasing the dogs!Copy !req
179. Let's go, kids!Copy !req
180. Lucky, tell the boys in Kansas City
the bet's off.Copy !req
181. Too late, Stewie.Copy !req
182. The fix is in and the noodles
are boiling in the pot.Copy !req
183. Boiling, I tell you!Copy !req
184. Wait a minute, I got it, I got it!
I figured out my revelation.Copy !req
185. - Uh, God loves a working man.
- No!Copy !req
186. The Shadow is, in reality,Copy !req
187. Lamont Cranston,
wealthy young man-about-town.Copy !req
188. No!Copy !req
189. Crap, I'm late. I'm in big, big trouble.Copy !req
190. Geez, you're pretty shook up
about that appointment of yours.Copy !req
191. You're Death, what are you afraid of?Copy !req
192. Where the hell have you been?Copy !req
193. When I said lunch, I said noon,
not noon-ish.Copy !req
194. Sorry, Ma...Copy !req
195. Sorry!Copy !req
196. Is sorry going to reheat the casserole?Copy !req
197. So, who's your friend?Copy !req
198. It's a work thing, Ma,
near-death experience.Copy !req
199. - Where are you going?
- I got to take a leak.Copy !req
200. Don't forget to zip up your fly.Copy !req
201. If you don't zip up your fly,
a seagull will get you.Copy !req
202. God, she's a pain in the ass,
I wish Dad was still dead.Copy !req
203. Lois' dad was a pain in the ass
when I met him.Copy !req
204. Hi. Can I take my tie off yet?Copy !req
205. Oh, Peter, you look so wonderful.Copy !req
206. You aren't nervous
about meeting Daddy, are you?Copy !req
207. Oh, you'll know when I'm nervous.Copy !req
208. Lois!
- (FARTS)Copy !req
209. Now!Copy !req
210. Lois, take the rap for this.Copy !req
211. I only get one chance
to make a first impression.Copy !req
212. Hi, Daddy, that was me,
and this is Peter.Copy !req
213. Hey, Mr. Pewterschmidt.Copy !req
214. What are you feeding this gal?Copy !req
215. Peter Griffin.
Can I take this freakin' tie off?Copy !req
216. It's a pleasure, Peter.Copy !req
217. My daughter is quite taken with you.Copy !req
218. And I'm taken with her.Copy !req
219. I mean, look at her.Copy !req
220. Show us front and back there, Lois.Copy !req
221. And don't think I don't know
where that comes from.Copy !req
222. That's some world-class juice
you got brewingCopy !req
223. in the old flesh balloon
down there, Carter?Copy !req
224. - I'm going to get my purse.
- All right.Copy !req
225. Based on what you've seen
with your wife,Copy !req
226. what can we expect
in terms of droopage here?Copy !req
227. Are we talking a slight slope,Copy !req
228. or the full-blown fried eggs
hanging on a nail thing?Copy !req
229. Peter, what do you think
of this bronze statue?Copy !req
230. - It's nice.
- It's early Etruscan.Copy !req
231. Oh, get out of here!Copy !req
232. - No, seriously.
- Oh, that's great.Copy !req
233. Hey, look, a manatee.Copy !req
234. We can use it for soup.Copy !req
235. Ensign Glen Quagmire, welcome aboard.Copy !req
236. You picked a great day to get rescued.Copy !req
237. We were just about to sing a song
about mopping.Copy !req
238. (SINGING)
We're mopping the deckCopy !req
239. Which is Navy for floorCopy !req
240. And when we're done mopping
We'll mop it some moreCopy !req
241. Swab means mop
Deck means floor...Copy !req
242. Could you tell me
when you're leaving to go back in time?Copy !req
243. I was talking to a robe
on the coat rack for 20 minutesCopy !req
244. before I realized you weren't in it.Copy !req
245. Ma, for God's sake, leave me alone,
I'm working.Copy !req
246. Don't yell at your mother.Copy !req
247. If you yell at your mother,Copy !req
248. a hen will lay eggs in your tummy.Copy !req
249. Wow, brilliantly choreographed.Copy !req
250. That's your tax dollars at work.Copy !req
251. Why don't you join us and see the world?Copy !req
252. Sorry, pal, I've seen the world,
and its name is Lois.Copy !req
253. How romantic.Copy !req
254. Why can't you find a nice girl?Copy !req
255. Ma, she's going to dump him.Copy !req
256. Well, at least he got that far.Copy !req
257. You know who he took to the prom?
His cousin!Copy !req
258. - (LAUGHS) That's weak.
- Yeah.Copy !req
259. All right, that's it,
I'm sick of both of you.Copy !req
260. Come on, Peter.Copy !req
261. Death, put your jacket on
or you'll get frostbite.Copy !req
262. I don't have skin.Copy !req
263. That's 'cause you didn't eat your beans.Copy !req
264. Come on, come on,
get back in your big, fat body.Copy !req
265. Why should I help some guy
save his marriageCopy !req
266. when I can't even get a girl?Copy !req
267. Whoa, wait, what are you saying?Copy !req
268. The revelation, jackass.Copy !req
269. It could've helped you save your marriage.Copy !req
270. Oops, but too late.Copy !req
271. Oh, and, uh, by the way,
when the lightning hit you,Copy !req
272. you soiled yourself. Enjoy.Copy !req
273. Wait, wait, wait. I can't lose Lois.
Please, I'll do anything.Copy !req
274. What if I helped you get a girl?Copy !req
275. Really? You think you could do that?Copy !req
276. Sure, all we got to do
is get you a little fixed up, you know?Copy !req
277. Get your hair cut,
give you a good, clean...Copy !req
278. Shave, maybe some cologne,
the chicks will be all over you.Copy !req
279. - Gee, you really think so?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
280. You got any SPF-50?
I bleach like a gym sock.Copy !req
281. Look? Death, will you relax?Copy !req
282. I told you the beach is the perfect place
to pick up chicks.Copy !req
283. I want you to go over there
and ask those girls if you can play.Copy !req
284. Uh... Hey! Can I join you?Copy !req
285. I guess. What's your name?Copy !req
286. Josh.Copy !req
287. Do you, like, live around here?Copy !req
288. No. I, uh... I live with my mom.Copy !req
289. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
290. See you, Josh. Tell your mom we said hi.Copy !req
291. Heads up!Copy !req
292. How do we get up there?Copy !req
293. Dad put grease on the pole.Copy !req
294. Don't worry, Meg.Copy !req
295. We've been studying fulcrums in school.Copy !req
296. You simply have
to counterbalance the weightCopy !req
297. at the point where the lever pivots.
Like so.Copy !req
298. Stewie, honey,
you want to play rocket ship?Copy !req
299. - What the deuce?
- Blast off!Copy !req
300. Go on, Stewie. Get the note for Mommy.Copy !req
301. How dare you use me
for your own personal, selfish...Copy !req
302. Hmm... Ooh. Pull slower.Copy !req
303. I must remember to do this again
when no one's around.Copy !req
304. What the hell was I thinking?Copy !req
305. You don't know anything
about picking up chicks.Copy !req
306. Are you kidding? I learned from the best.Copy !req
307. Come on, buddy.
We're about to anchor in Jamaica.Copy !req
308. Aw, great, we're getting closer
to Rhode Island.Copy !req
309. Rhode Island? Forget that.Copy !req
310. I'm taking off for some shore leave.Copy !req
311. Does this look like a "q" to you?Copy !req
312. - No.
- How about now?Copy !req
313. Sorry, Quagmire.Copy !req
314. Your crotch just looks like Lois to me.Copy !req
315. Well, let's ask her, then.Copy !req
316. Hey, Lois, should Peter sit around
and mope all night?Copy !req
317. Or should Peter go out with his buddy
and have some fun?Copy !req
318. (CHUCKLES) All right.Copy !req
319. Okay. That one's a feminist type.Copy !req
320. She's into He-Man,
and that one's mad for jazz.Copy !req
321. Watch this.Copy !req
322. The plight of women in this hemisphere
is deplorable.Copy !req
323. I can bench-press 800 pounds.Copy !req
324. You, me and Coltrane till dawn.
Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy!Copy !req
325. There you go, Peter.
One for you, two for me.Copy !req
326. (SIGHS) You guys go on without me.Copy !req
327. So why didn't you go
with them?Copy !req
328. You don't know what it's like
when you're in love.Copy !req
329. Oh, yeah? Her name's Amy.Copy !req
330. She works at a pet store.Copy !req
331. I met her last summer
when her dad hung himself.Copy !req
332. But I was too shy to ask her out.Copy !req
333. (SCREAMS) What's with that mustache?Copy !req
334. Huh? Let me see that.Copy !req
335. Sorry. That's Edward James Olmos.Copy !req
336. Here. This is her.Copy !req
337. Ah, nice ass.Copy !req
338. Oh, sorry. No, no.Copy !req
339. That's Edward James Olmos's ass.Copy !req
340. I guess I don't have a photo of her,
but trust me, she's cute.Copy !req
341. Well, let's go get her.Copy !req
342. I'm going to need that picture
of Olmos's ass back.Copy !req
343. Oh. Yeah, right.Copy !req
344. Mom, hurry! I can't stand the smell.Copy !req
345. I found the note.Copy !req
346. "Go back to the Mini-mart"?Copy !req
347. Well, this isn't very creative.Copy !req
348. Let's go, kids.Copy !req
349. Mom, you remember that goldfish
we flushed down the toilet?Copy !req
350. - He wasn't dead.
- (GUN COCKS)Copy !req
351. There she is. That's her.Copy !req
352. All right now, go on.
Just like we practiced.Copy !req
353. - (BELL CHIMING)
- Hey, you.Copy !req
354. Hi. I was, just, uh...Copy !req
355. Uh... And, uh, I was just
in the neighborhood and, uh...Copy !req
356. So I thought that, uh...Copy !req
357. So, uh, you...Copy !req
358. Uh, I'll, uh...Copy !req
359. (SPEAKING LOUDER)
This is a bad time!Copy !req
360. Maybe I'll just come back.Copy !req
361. Who am I kidding? I'll never get her.Copy !req
362. Not with that attitude.Copy !req
363. Come on! Robert Reed
got Florence Henderson,Copy !req
364. and he was one of them
toe-tappin' burgermeisters.Copy !req
365. You've got to find a way
to make it happen.Copy !req
366. So long, Peter. I hope you find your girl.Copy !req
367. Thanks, Quagmire.
Hope you live next door to me someday.Copy !req
368. Hey, hey! Does this look
like a "q" to you?Copy !req
369. How about now?Copy !req
370. So, where is it that you need to go,
my new honky friend?Copy !req
371. Rhode Island. That's not to far, is it?Copy !req
372. Nothing's too far away
from Maxine, the cheatin' queen.Copy !req
373. Women. That's not fair.Copy !req
374. I'm just speaking out of hurt.Copy !req
375. That truck's coming up on us awful fast.Copy !req
376. Holy crap!Copy !req
377. - Do you see what I see?
- I'm afraid I do.Copy !req
378. We're being chased by ghosts!Copy !req
379. So you went through all this trouble
just to see a girl?Copy !req
380. I just did, and I'm just a fat idiot.Copy !req
381. What's your excuse, you big chicken?Copy !req
382. - Chicken? You take that back.
- Yeah? Make me.Copy !req
383. I don't make monkeys. I train them.Copy !req
384. Holy crap! I'm sorry. Did that hurt?Copy !req
385. No. But this will!Copy !req
386. (SCREAMS) You bastard!Copy !req
387. What the hell is going on out here?Copy !req
388. Um... Actually, I, uh... I, uh...Copy !req
389. Actually, he wanted to ask you something.Copy !req
390. Amy, you want to go somewhere
and grab a coffee?Copy !req
391. Sure. I get off at 2:00.Copy !req
392. Great. Uh, uh, great.Copy !req
393. Uh, I'll meet you here.Copy !req
394. You did it! All right!Copy !req
395. Hey, who knows?
You might even, uh, you know?Copy !req
396. I'm not following you.Copy !req
397. - Intercourse.
- Huh.Copy !req
398. What are you doing here?Copy !req
399. Loretta's mom was hankering for a snack,Copy !req
400. so we had to pick her up
some Kibbles 'n Bits.Copy !req
401. - Cleveland!
- I mean Cheez-its.Copy !req
402. Did Peter give you a clue for me?Copy !req
403. Peter? He's down at Barrington
with Brian and Quagmire.Copy !req
404. He's golfing?Copy !req
405. On our anniversary?Copy !req
406. Oh, boy. You just put Peter in a doghouse,Copy !req
407. - which is where your mother...
- Don't say it!Copy !req
408. Your mother smells.Copy !req
409. See? This is why I hate clothes shopping.Copy !req
410. I have no ass. I'm minus an ass.Copy !req
411. You're trying too hard, Death.Copy !req
412. She's not going to care
what you're wearing.Copy !req
413. She's just going to be glad to see you.Copy !req
414. That's how it was with Lois.Copy !req
415. Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!Copy !req
416. Hi, Mr. Pewterschmidt.Copy !req
417. What the hell are you doing here?Copy !req
418. That's a long storyCopy !req
419. with some terrific performances
and a wonderful scene in a carnival,Copy !req
420. but I'll cut to the ending.Copy !req
421. I want to marry Lois.Copy !req
422. Out of the question!Copy !req
423. Now, listen, Griffin,
I want you to take this,Copy !req
424. and stay away from my daughter forever.Copy !req
425. (GASPS) A million dollars!Copy !req
426. A million dollars.Copy !req
427. No deal.Copy !req
428. Lois may be worth a million to you,Copy !req
429. but to me, she's worthless.Copy !req
430. I love her, Mr. Pewterschmidt.Copy !req
431. Oh, Peter!Copy !req
432. Holy crap!Copy !req
433. Back then, I gave up a million bucks
just to be with Lois.Copy !req
434. Now I won't even miss a lousy golf game
to spend our anniversary together.Copy !req
435. No wonder she's going to dump me.Copy !req
436. Or is she?Copy !req
437. Wait a minute. That's my revelation.Copy !req
438. I got to pay more attention to my wife!Copy !req
439. Eureka.Copy !req
440. Now come on back to the golf course.
I've got a date.Copy !req
441. Death, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
442. Before we go, I need you
to do me one more favor.Copy !req
443. (SPOOKILY) Peter...
Peter Frampton!Copy !req
444. Oh, no! God, please, no!
I'm too young to die.Copy !req
445. Are you sure you're not supposed
to be at Keith Richards's house?Copy !req
446. All right. If you want to live,Copy !req
447. come with me.Copy !req
448. (IN NORMAL VOICE) And bring your guitar,Copy !req
449. and bring that thing you use
to make it go.Copy !req
450. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
451. How could he lie to me on our anniversary?Copy !req
452. (FRAMPTON SINGING)
Ooh, baby, I love the way...Copy !req
453. I wanna tell you I love the way...Copy !req
454. I wanna be with you night and dayCopy !req
455. Oh, Peter, our song!Copy !req
456. Happy anniversary, Lois!Copy !req
457. This is the most romantic gift
you've ever given me.Copy !req
458. How did you ever put all of this together?Copy !req
459. Well, I had a little help
from a very special friend.Copy !req
460. I like animals.Copy !req
461. Uh-huh.Copy !req
462. 'Cause they're like people.Copy !req
463. Just little furry people.Copy !req
464. Yeah. Uh, hey!
You ever go on the Internet?Copy !req
465. They've got some cool stuff
there on that Internet.Copy !req
466. Oh, yeah. I bought these shoes
from a company on the Internet,Copy !req
467. because they don't test on animals.Copy !req
468. Wow. (SIGHS)Copy !req
469. You know, animals never have wars.Copy !req
470. War is an invention of mankind.Copy !req
471. What the hell are you talking about?Copy !req
472. Animals fight all the time.Copy !req
473. Not with nuclear arms.Copy !req
474. You can't hug your children
with nuclear arms.Copy !req
475. Check, please.Copy !req