1. I say, it's 4:00, away with you.Copy !req
2. - Stewie!
- Change it back!Copy !req
3. Oh, forget it— Jolly Farm Review is on.Copy !req
4. It's the latest indoctrinating pabulumCopy !req
5. for children with not enough to do.Copy !req
6. Hey.Copy !req
7. Shut up.Copy !req
8. Wakey, wakey, children.Copy !req
9. Good morning, Mother Maggie.Copy !req
10. The sun has risenCopy !req
11. on another day in Jolly Farm.Copy !req
12. Let's see what life's rich
pageant has in store for us.Copy !req
13. Oh, she has the voice of an angel.Copy !req
14. Not to mention a balcony
you could do Shakespeare from.Copy !req
15. Play your song, Melody SheepCopy !req
16. to aid the little one's nourishment.Copy !req
17. But play softlyCopy !req
18. for Pengrove Pig wishes to read aloud...Copy !req
19. From his Magic Tome that holds
every book ever written!Copy !req
20. "These were difficult times
for the children of IpswichCopy !req
21. when the lollipop famine cursed
their pleasant village... "Copy !req
22. How can you stand watching this?Copy !req
23. It's dreck and you know it.Copy !req
24. Oh, don't have the guts to respond, huh?Copy !req
25. No intelligent defense
of this unmitigated crap?Copy !req
26. Commercial!Copy !req
27. I'm going to get some graham crackers.Copy !req
28. Welcome back to Kiss Forum,
Rhode Island public access'sCopy !req
29. most popular show about Kiss.Copy !req
30. Lois hurry, it's back on!Copy !req
31. Calm down, Peter, you know I
wouldn't miss a second of this.Copy !req
32. Okay, let's take a call.
You're on Kiss Forum.Copy !req
33. Kiss rules! Whoo!Copy !req
34. Okay, good call, good call.Copy !req
35. All right, hey, you're on Kiss Forum.Copy !req
36. MAN #2: Yeah. Kiss sucks.Copy !req
37. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
38. Trace the call, trace the call.Copy !req
39. Yeah, um, they suck big time.
They bite ass.Copy !req
40. Wait a second, I recognize that voice.Copy !req
41. Is this Dennis De Young,
lead singer from Styx?Copy !req
42. Come clean, man.Copy !req
43. Yeah, yeah, it's me. It's Dennis.Copy !req
44. Dennis, you jealous douche,
how about I crank a littleCopy !req
45. "Detroit Rock City"
and play "Come Sail Away"Copy !req
46. and we can see how they stack up
side by side, huh?Copy !req
47. You want that, you high-voiced bastard?Copy !req
48. We'll be right back after this.Copy !req
49. Hey, didn't see you come in.Copy !req
50. We're just getting into shape
for our upcoming tour.Copy !req
51. We're playing five big show in five days.Copy !req
52. - So, if you're...
- Rock and roll!Copy !req
53. Why don't you just sit
in the corner, huh? Go on.Copy !req
54. So, if you're a Kiss fan
and you live in the NortheastCopy !req
55. come out for all five showsCopy !req
56. of what we're calling "Kiss-Stock."Copy !req
57. Aw, hell, the Northeast?Copy !req
58. You know, it's times like thisCopy !req
59. I curse the fact that we live
in French Polynesia.Copy !req
60. No, Peter, we're in the Northeast.Copy !req
61. We are?Copy !req
62. And Kiss is coming to the Northeast.Copy !req
63. Th-That means... uh...Copy !req
64. That means...Copy !req
65. No, no, Lois, don't help me.Copy !req
66. It means we can do something...Copy !req
67. Come on, Peter, you're almost there.Copy !req
68. We can go to Kiss-Stock!Copy !req
69. Hey, yo, Lois!Copy !req
70. - What?
- I'm packing for Kiss-Stock.Copy !req
71. I can't find my favorite underwear.Copy !req
72. The pair with the rip
in the right butt cheekCopy !req
73. from when you stepped on them
pulling them upCopy !req
74. in the airplane bathroom
from when you had the trots?Copy !req
75. No, no, the pair
with the hole in the left butt cheekCopy !req
76. from when I held it in for two hoursCopy !req
77. 'cause it was that extra longCopy !req
78. Palm Sunday Church sermonCopy !req
79. and I thought blowing gas
would offend JesusCopy !req
80. so I let it go in the vestibule after massCopy !req
81. and it sounded like Louis Armstrong?Copy !req
82. Oh, bottom drawer.Copy !req
83. Children, tell Mother MaggieCopy !req
84. what you want to be when you grow up?Copy !req
85. - A scientist.
- A novelist.Copy !req
86. A Cambridge don.Copy !req
87. Oh, what's my futureCopy !req
88. coming from these squalid surroundings?Copy !req
89. Getting into a fight
with some dude at the LaundromatCopy !req
90. 'cause he was hitting on my baby's mama?Copy !req
91. I should be there, not here.Copy !req
92. London...Copy !req
93. Hey, Dad, can me and MegCopy !req
94. stay up late every nightCopy !req
95. while you're at Kiss-Stock?Copy !req
96. You can do whatever you want, sonCopy !req
97. just don't eat from the Candy tree.Copy !req
98. He's right to caution you.
I feed on children.Copy !req
99. You don't mind watching Stewie
for a few days, do you, Brian?Copy !req
100. No, ever since Jolly Farm Review came onCopy !req
101. he's been pretty distracted—
it'll be a breeze.Copy !req
102. Well, bye, everyone.Copy !req
103. I can't believe my stupid
parents are going to spendCopy !req
104. five days following
stupid old Kiss around.Copy !req
105. It's painful.Copy !req
106. Not half as painful as a
tire iron upside your head.Copy !req
107. What?Copy !req
108. I'll miss you.Copy !req
109. Hey, Stewie, what do you want for lunch?Copy !req
110. "Dear stupid dogCopy !req
111. "I've gone to liveCopy !req
112. "with the children on Jolly Farm.Copy !req
113. Good-bye forever, Stewie."Copy !req
114. "P.S. I never got a chance
to return that sweaterCopy !req
115. "Lois gave me for Christmas.Copy !req
116. "I left the receipt on top of my bureau.Copy !req
117. "I'm probably over the 30-day return limitCopy !req
118. "but I'm sure if you make a fussCopy !req
119. "they'll at least give you
a store credit or something.Copy !req
120. "It's actually not a horrible sweater.Copy !req
121. "It's just I can't imagine when
I'll ever wear it, you know?Copy !req
122. "Oh, and, uh, I also left
a button on the bureau.Copy !req
123. "I'm not sure what it goes toCopy !req
124. "but I can never bring myself
to throw a button away.Copy !req
125. "I know as soon as I do, I'll
find the garment it goes toCopy !req
126. "and then... and then it'll...Copy !req
127. "Wait a minute, actually, could
it have been from the sweater?Copy !req
128. "Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm.Copy !req
129. "Well, I should wrap this up
before I start to ramble.Copy !req
130. Again, good-bye forever."Copy !req
131. "P.P.S. You know what?Copy !req
132. "It might be a little chilly in London.Copy !req
133. "I-I'm actually going to take the sweater.Copy !req
134. Oh, my God!Copy !req
135. One of these planes must be
going to London.Copy !req
136. Queue up, children. Spit-spot.Copy !req
137. Here are the tickets, miss.
These are all ours. Thank you.Copy !req
138. Spit-spot, Albert Hall,
meat and two veg, Big BenCopy !req
139. Dave Clark Five, Spam and eggs,
pip-pip, cheerio.Copy !req
140. Hot towel?Copy !req
141. Yes, thank you.Copy !req
142. Well, come on!Copy !req
143. What the hell are you doing here?Copy !req
144. I'm taking you off this plane.Copy !req
145. Well, think again, Rover.Copy !req
146. Great.Copy !req
147. I'm stuck on a transatlantic
flight with a petulant runaway.Copy !req
148. How could this get any worse?Copy !req
149. You know what I hate about flying?Copy !req
150. The peanuts— first of all,
you can't get them open.Copy !req
151. Who are they trying
to keep out of these things?Copy !req
152. What's the dealCopy !req
153. with the razor blade slot in the bathroom?Copy !req
154. Are people actually shaving in there?Copy !req
155. Hi, Andy Dick here. Excuse me.Copy !req
156. I've got to get my bag
up in the overhead bin here...Copy !req
157. Oh! Whoa! No! No! Wow, that's wacky.Copy !req
158. That wasn't so bad, was it?
Did you sleep at all?Copy !req
159. Yeah, a little.Copy !req
160. Ugh, I couldn't sleep a wink.
My pillow smelled like farts.Copy !req
161. That's all right,
because we're in England.Copy !req
162. Uh-oh.Copy !req
163. Well, I don't get it.Copy !req
164. Where are England's verdant fields,Copy !req
165. its rosy-rumped maidens
and bucktoothed solicitors?Copy !req
166. About 3,000 miles that way.
We're in the Middle East.Copy !req
167. Where are we going?Copy !req
168. I don't know, I'm not exactly familiarCopy !req
169. with this particular Arabian Village.Copy !req
170. Stuff for sale!Copy !req
171. Bad, cheaply made stuff for sale!Copy !req
172. Hey, Americans! You like movies?Copy !req
173. I've got "Dude, My Car
is Not Where I Parked ItCopy !req
174. But Praise Allah, We Are Not Hurt."Copy !req
175. Camels for sale, this one
owned by little old manCopy !req
176. who only drove it to mosque on Sundays.Copy !req
177. Just had its knees replaced.Copy !req
178. Well, great, buy one,
and let's get out of here.Copy !req
179. What do you mean, buy one?Copy !req
180. All I've got is 50 bucks.Copy !req
181. We're going to have to distract them—Copy !req
182. follow my lead.Copy !req
183. You and I areCopy !req
184. So awfully differentCopy !req
185. Too awfully differentCopy !req
186. To ever be palsCopy !req
187. - Do you want to go first?
- Yeah, I'll go.Copy !req
188. Your favorite hero is the Marquis de SadeCopy !req
189. Oh, you're one to talk.Copy !req
190. You get a stiffy from Phylicia RashadCopy !req
191. Oh, one time.Copy !req
192. I've a style flairCopy !req
193. Just look at my hip hairCopy !req
194. Oh, yeah, that's quite a nice 'do there.Copy !req
195. Thanks.Copy !req
196. For me to poop on!Copy !req
197. - What?
- Come on, you look like Charlie Brown.Copy !req
198. Bite me, Snoopy.Copy !req
199. There's not a whole lotCopy !req
200. That we've got to agree onCopy !req
201. 'Cause I love the strings
of a classical scoreCopy !req
202. And I like that singer
who looks like a whoreCopy !req
203. - Ricky Martin?
- Love him.Copy !req
204. We're too different to ever be palsCopy !req
205. - You and I are
- Doo, doo, dooCopy !req
206. So awfully differentCopy !req
207. Doo, doo, dooCopy !req
208. Too awfully differentCopy !req
209. Doo, doo, dooCopy !req
210. To ever be palsCopy !req
211. Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo dooCopy !req
212. Your head's as massiveCopy !req
213. As a meteoriteCopy !req
214. Oh, very funny.Copy !req
215. You have a weenie like
a Christmas tree lightCopy !req
216. I bet moneyCopy !req
217. You'll marry a honeyCopy !req
218. Who's pretty and funnyCopy !req
219. And her name will be TedCopy !req
220. Oh, a gay joke.Copy !req
221. I just work with what you give me.Copy !req
222. You might think we're 'NSyncCopy !req
223. But we stink...Copy !req
224. As a duoCopy !req
225. 'Cause you get a kick out
of carnage and gutsCopy !req
226. And you get a kick out of stroking your...Copy !req
227. Whoa, whoa, you can't say that on TV.Copy !req
228. - What, ego?
- Never mind.Copy !req
229. We're too different to ever be palsCopy !req
230. Oh, man, we're screwed.
We're lost in the desert.Copy !req
231. We have no food, no waterCopy !req
232. and our camel is dead from exhaustion.Copy !req
233. And I had named him
and given him a back story.Copy !req
234. "Chucky had the biggest hump
of all the camels in his villageCopy !req
235. "and he was picked on for it.Copy !req
236. "But then, there was a terrible droughtCopy !req
237. "and Chucky went
to the oasis at great risk—Copy !req
238. "'cause he was like that—Copy !req
239. "and he drank and drankCopy !req
240. "and stored enough water
in his massive humpCopy !req
241. "to slake the thirst of the entire...Copy !req
242. Cut the maudlin crap,
we're in trouble here!Copy !req
243. It's already below freezing
and it's getting colder.Copy !req
244. We're going to die unless...
unless we do something drastic.Copy !req
245. What?Copy !req
246. We have to slice open our camel's stomachCopy !req
247. and shelter ourselves in his entrails.Copy !req
248. Eviscerate Chucky? I won't do it!Copy !req
249. Look, we'll die if we don't.Copy !req
250. All right.Copy !req
251. Oh, God, it's like Orson Welles's autopsy!Copy !req
252. All right, just hold your breath and go.Copy !req
253. What are you doing?Copy !req
254. Wiping my feet, I don't want
to track any sand inside.Copy !req
255. Once you get it in there,
you can't get it out.Copy !req
256. ( gagging : Oh, God!Copy !req
257. Oh, God, I just threw up in his lung!Copy !req
258. Look, I know it's gross,
but when you're desperateCopy !req
259. and you're staring death in the faceCopy !req
260. you have no other choice but to...Copy !req
261. Oh, there's a Comfort Inn.Copy !req
262. Really?Copy !req
263. Yeah, good luck for us, huh?Copy !req
264. You know, actually, once
you feng shui the organsCopy !req
265. it's kind of cozy.Copy !req
266. Oh, isn't this exciting?Copy !req
267. Hey, anyone got a light?Copy !req
268. Thanks.Copy !req
269. Peter, look, there's Dave
and Dottie, the nudists.Copy !req
270. Well, hey, there, Griffins.Copy !req
271. Dave, Dottie, what a pleasant surprise.Copy !req
272. Don't tell me you're Kiss freaks, too.Copy !req
273. Kiss Army soldier since 1977;
how about you?Copy !req
274. '76. I don't think anyone
knows more about Kiss than I do.Copy !req
275. I-I'm sorry, what was that?Copy !req
276. Peter, it's not important.Copy !req
277. Let him answer, Lois.Copy !req
278. I said no one knows more
about Kiss than I do.Copy !req
279. Fellas, please keep it civil.Copy !req
280. I'm not sure I
like the tone of your voice, Dave.Copy !req
281. Well, throw down if that's what you want.Copy !req
282. Name Gene Simmons' special effects mentor.Copy !req
283. Amazo the Magician.Copy !req
284. What high school did Paul Stanley go to?Copy !req
285. New York High School of Music.Copy !req
286. Paul and Gene's band before Kiss.Copy !req
287. Wicked Lester.Copy !req
288. What year did Kiss appear
on the Jim Nabors Halloween special?Copy !req
289. Trick question—
it was Paul Lynde, and it was 1975.Copy !req
290. Now, recite the magazine adCopy !req
291. that brought Peter
Criss to Paul and Gene's attention.Copy !req
292. "Drummer willing
to do anything to make it."Copy !req
293. Rolling Stone, October, 1972.Copy !req
294. - Exemplary!
- Rock 'n roll!Copy !req
295. How in the hell
are we going to get out of here?Copy !req
296. Are you going to finish your red paste?Copy !req
297. No.Copy !req
298. What about your sweet, crusty thing?Copy !req
299. No, you can have it.Copy !req
300. No more balloon for you!Copy !req
301. I am sick of you tooling around
the village in that thingCopy !req
302. honking at the girlsCopy !req
303. blasting your 1980s American rock musicCopy !req
304. that we got here last week.Copy !req
305. But, Father...Copy !req
306. Go to your palace!Copy !req
307. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
308. Ugh, yes— just waitCopy !req
309. until they have to suffer
through Jesus Jones.Copy !req
310. Pee-yew!Copy !req
311. Not that; the balloon.Copy !req
312. Oh, yes, the balloon. Let's take it.Copy !req
313. Wow. I didn't know
it really looked like that.Copy !req
314. Oh, neither did I.Copy !req
315. Such lovely printing, too.Copy !req
316. Yeah, people shout it,
you people shout it...Copy !req
317. Oh, Lois, here comes the best part.Copy !req
318. I wanna rock and roll all night...Copy !req
319. And have a wonderful... timeCopy !req
320. Is that it?Copy !req
321. Oh, n-no, it's, uh...Copy !req
322. And something-something all... dayCopy !req
323. Right?Copy !req
324. Oh, man, I've lost all faith in mankind.Copy !req
325. Music is dead to me now.Copy !req
326. Hey, now's our chance!Copy !req
327. Let's do it!Copy !req
328. Pardon me, boyCopy !req
329. Is that the Chattanooga choo-choo?Copy !req
330. Track 29Copy !req
331. And can you give me a shine?Copy !req
332. I say, where the hell are we?Copy !req
333. Pope? Pope!Copy !req
334. It's-a time to get up and put on your hat.Copy !req
335. It's a stupid hat.Copy !req
336. Pope?Copy !req
337. All right, okay. God!Copy !req
338. Pope, the floor is not a hamper.Copy !req
339. Man!Copy !req
340. Good. Now it's-a time to go on the balconyCopy !req
341. and address-a the people.Copy !req
342. Il nome...Copy !req
343. Ah!Copy !req
344. All right, all we got to do
is find the American EmbassyCopy !req
345. and they'll help us get home.Copy !req
346. Home? I have no intention of returningCopy !req
347. to that disgusting hovel
with that intolerable womanCopy !req
348. that fat slob, and that insufferable dog.Copy !req
349. Oh, you're right here, aren't you?Copy !req
350. Oh, well, I stand by it.Copy !req
351. My future is with Jolly Farm.Copy !req
352. You really think that, don't you?Copy !req
353. I know it.Copy !req
354. Okay, we've got three daysCopy !req
355. until Peter and Lois get back
from their Kiss concerts.Copy !req
356. Let's go to Jolly Farm.Copy !req
357. Now you're talking.Copy !req
358. You make-a the Pope look like a fool.Copy !req
359. God will make you pay.Copy !req
360. Smite them!Copy !req
361. He's a-cooking a-something up.Copy !req
362. I say, Brian, look— three rows down.Copy !req
363. What?Copy !req
364. Is that Tom Bosley?Copy !req
365. What would Tom Bosley be doingCopy !req
366. on a train in Switzerland?Copy !req
367. I'm almost certain. Tom!Copy !req
368. Did he look?Copy !req
369. I don't know.Copy !req
370. Well, if I yell, you have to watch.Copy !req
371. Tom Bosley!Copy !req
372. No, it's not him.Copy !req
373. Huh.Copy !req
374. Besides its beautiful
historic architectureCopy !req
375. Munich was the home of many great writersCopy !req
376. such as Thomas Mann.Copy !req
377. You'll find more on Germany's
contribution to the artsCopy !req
378. in the pamphlets we have provided.Copy !req
379. Yeah, uh, about your pamphlet—Copy !req
380. um, I'm not seeing anything
about German historyCopy !req
381. between 1939 and 1945.Copy !req
382. There's just a big gap.Copy !req
383. Everyone was on vacation!Copy !req
384. On your left is Munich's first city hallCopy !req
385. erected in 15...Copy !req
386. Wait, w-w-wait,
what are you talking about?Copy !req
387. Germany invaded Poland in 1939.Copy !req
388. We were invited!Copy !req
389. Punch was served! Check with Poland!Copy !req
390. You can't just ignore those years.Copy !req
391. Thomas Mann fled to AmericaCopy !req
392. because of Nazism's
stranglehold on Germany.Copy !req
393. Nope. Nope.
He left to manage a Dairy Queen.Copy !req
394. A Dairy Queen? That's preposterous.Copy !req
395. I will hear no more insinuations
about the German people!Copy !req
396. Nothing bad happened!Copy !req
397. Uh, i-is that a beer hall?Copy !req
398. Oh, yes. Munich is renowned
for its historic beer halls.Copy !req
399. Why is everybody glaring at us?Copy !req
400. Why, Lois?Copy !req
401. I'll tell you why.Copy !req
402. Your faux pas last night at the concertCopy !req
403. was so upsettingCopy !req
404. I had to call a university professorCopy !req
405. to tell me what phrase I could useCopy !req
406. to describe it.Copy !req
407. Use "faux pas."Copy !req
408. Thanks, Professor.Copy !req
409. You've been living a lie all these years.Copy !req
410. You represented yourself
as a Kiss fan, and why?Copy !req
411. To make me look foolish.Copy !req
412. No, to make you happy.Copy !req
413. I wanted to share in all
aspects of your life, PeterCopy !req
414. but I just was never that big a Kiss fan.Copy !req
415. Yeah, I should have guessed thatCopy !req
416. when you were willing
to dress up as Peter Criss.Copy !req
417. No one wants to be Peter Criss,
Lois, not even Peter Criss.Copy !req
418. I guess I'm just not as
cool as you thought I was.Copy !req
419. I guess not.Copy !req
420. Oh, I'm exhausted.Copy !req
421. Let's get a coffee.Copy !req
422. Ugh, this smoke is so acrid.Copy !req
423. Ugh, a man can hardly breathe in here.Copy !req
424. You should get some hash, man.Copy !req
425. You can't go wrong.Copy !req
426. Oh, not true.Copy !req
427. Ground meat can
go very wrong for me very quicklyCopy !req
428. and everyone in
this room will suffer the consequences.Copy !req
429. You are out there, man— in the ether.Copy !req
430. Yes, well, I'd love to
further pursue our palaverCopy !req
431. but I'm not fluent in FreakaCopy !req
432. so I'm just going to turn back over here—Copy !req
433. back towards my table.Copy !req
434. Say, are you hungry?Copy !req
435. I wasn't when I came inCopy !req
436. but isn't that so funny?Copy !req
437. I'm getting there.Copy !req
438. Yeah, same here.Copy !req
439. I think the only reason we die is that...Copy !req
440. Dude, dudeCopy !req
441. I know what you're going to sayCopy !req
442. and I am so completely...Copy !req
443. W-w-w-w-wait, wait, wait, ssh-ssh-ssh-ssh.Copy !req
444. The only reason we dieCopy !req
445. is because we accept it
as an inevitability. Ah!Copy !req
446. Do you think I'll ever
find the right woman?Copy !req
447. Oh, God, I... yes, man!Copy !req
448. Come on, dude, you're great.Copy !req
449. Peter, are you ever going to forgive me?Copy !req
450. Lois, I am obligated to keep loving youCopy !req
451. so I will take my rage out on my own body.Copy !req
452. Let's go to Denny's.Copy !req
453. Oh, manCopy !req
454. I don't believe it! Kiss is here!Copy !req
455. We don't deserve
to be under the same roof with them.Copy !req
456. Let's go.Copy !req
457. Well, all right.Copy !req
458. I guess I could fix us something
when we... Chaim?Copy !req
459. Lois, do not address Kiss
unless they address you first!Copy !req
460. Oh, my God, Chaim Witz? It is you!Copy !req
461. Uh, which one do you want
me to sign, left or right?Copy !req
462. No, no, no, it's Lois—
Lois Pewterschmidt.Copy !req
463. I knew you before you changed your name.Copy !req
464. Lois! I don't believe it.Copy !req
465. It's been ages.Copy !req
466. Hey, guys, this is the girl
I told you about.Copy !req
467. You know, I knew her
before we formed Kiss.Copy !req
468. "Loose Lois."Copy !req
469. Cool— Loose Lois!Copy !req
470. The legend herself!Copy !req
471. My Grand Slam was supposed to
be with sausage.Copy !req
472. I never realizedCopy !req
473. you were Gene Simmons, the rock star.Copy !req
474. You look great, Lois.Copy !req
475. Anyone nailing you now?Copy !req
476. Yes, my husband nails me.Copy !req
477. This is him, Peter.Copy !req
478. You... are... gods!Copy !req
479. Yeah, thanks, right.Copy !req
480. Hey, we're recording some tracks
in Boston next month.Copy !req
481. You should come on by.Copy !req
482. We'd love that, Chaim,
I mean Gene, you big rock star.Copy !req
483. Bye.Copy !req
484. Oh, wow, such a small world.Copy !req
485. He was a nice boy.Copy !req
486. And he's still nice.Copy !req
487. Listen, Lois, uh, what I said before...Copy !req
488. I've never been more wrong in my life.Copy !req
489. You are the coolest girl in the world.Copy !req
490. My wife did Kiss!Copy !req
491. And J. Geils.Copy !req
492. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
493. There it is— the BBC.Copy !req
494. Well, this is it.Copy !req
495. I'll say good-bye to you now.Copy !req
496. Well, have a good life, Stewie.Copy !req
497. Mmm, I shall.Copy !req
498. Oh, hey, I meant to ask you.Copy !req
499. Did you ever find outCopy !req
500. what that button on my bureau was from?Copy !req
501. Oh, yeah, Chris's denim jacket.Copy !req
502. Ah. I like that jacket.Copy !req
503. It looks good on him.Copy !req
504. Okay, then, so, we'll keep in touch?Copy !req
505. Sure.Copy !req
506. Well, I have your address.Copy !req
507. See you.Copy !req
508. Oh, there's Happy Hill!Copy !req
509. What the deuce?Copy !req
510. Pengrove! Pengrove Pig!Copy !req
511. Pengrove, I've come to live on Jolly Farm.Copy !req
512. Oh, my— the Magic Tome!Copy !req
513. Well, it's, it's cardboard.Copy !req
514. A-and there are no words.Copy !req
515. There are just...
what is it you've drawn here?Copy !req
516. Oh, that's Oswald Owl
slammin' Mother MaggieCopy !req
517. in one of them Chinese baskets.Copy !req
518. Oh, Mother Maggie, thank God!Copy !req
519. Something's terribly wrong!Copy !req
520. Whose stinky brat is this?Copy !req
521. Oh... oh, that not your voice.Copy !req
522. Your voice is lyrical,
like the gentle strum of a lute.Copy !req
523. Piss off, you grotty little wanker!Copy !req
524. It's a fake.Copy !req
525. It's not real.Copy !req
526. I thought it would be bestCopy !req
527. for you to find out on your own, kid.Copy !req
528. I feel like such a fool.Copy !req
529. Don't even look at me.Copy !req
530. Hey, come on.
You want to get some ice cream?Copy !req
531. That would make you feel better, right?Copy !req
532. You want to get some McDonald's?Copy !req
533. You want to take a dump
in Mother Maggie's shoes?Copy !req
534. Okay, let's go take a dump
in Mother Maggie's shoes.Copy !req
535. Jolly Farm is on, Stewie.Copy !req
536. Don't you want to watch?Copy !req
537. Oh, the Stewie who loved Jolly FarmCopy !req
538. is dead, Megan.Copy !req
539. Meet the Stewie
who loves funky fruit hats.Copy !req
540. Ooh, turn it up.Copy !req
541. Mom and Dad are on.Copy !req
542. Hey, we're back here with more Kiss Forum.Copy !req
543. I'm here with the GriffinsCopy !req
544. and they got something
really exciting to share.Copy !req
545. Yeah, my wife here did Kiss.Copy !req
546. Get out of here!Copy !req
547. Hand to God.Copy !req
548. Whoa! Peter, how does that make you feel?Copy !req
549. I feel like I've done Kiss, too, DonnyCopy !req
550. and it feels good.Copy !req
551. Lois, you got any tipsCopy !req
552. for the young girls in
the audience tonight?Copy !req
553. Well, I guess the best advice I can giveCopy !req
554. is that you never know who's
going to grow up to be famousCopy !req
555. so, just make yourself available.Copy !req
556. Cool, cool.Copy !req
557. Well, that's our show for tonight.Copy !req
558. Now, stay tuned
for Battlestar Galactica Forum.Copy !req
559. Welcome to Battlestar Galactica Forum.Copy !req