1. Previously on Family Guy.
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2. Oh, my God!
Tell your father not to start the car!
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3. Do you want my badge number?
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4. Here. Here's my freaking badge number!
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5. I can't lose this case.
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6. Lois, the case is already over.
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7. Who did this to you?
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8. In all my years of research,
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9. I've never seen a virus
reproduce this quickly.
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10. Everyone I've told about the file is dead.
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11. What do you mean, "cut the blue wire"?
They're all blue wires!
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12. Face it. He's never coming
out of that coma.
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13. Brian's gone to Los Angeles
to find himself.
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14. It seems today that all you see
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15. Is violence in movies and sex on TV
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16. But where are those
good old-fashioned values
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17. On which we used to rely?
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18. Lucky there's a family guy
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19. Lucky there's a man who
positively can do
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20. All the things that make us
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21. Laugh and cry!
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22. He's a family guy!
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23. Peter, don't throw out Brian's things.
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24. It's not like he's going
to be in Los Angeles forever.
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25. He just needs to find himself.
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26. He's not coming back, Lois.
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27. You saw him. He just walked out on us.
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28. Boy, did we have some good times!
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29. Here it comes, buddy.
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30. Oh, God! Oh, God!
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31. Oh! What are the odds?
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32. Well, if he does come back,
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33. I want everything
to be just how he left it.
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34. Easy! Massage the scalp.
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35. You're washing a baby's hair,
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36. not scrubbing vomit off
your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk!
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37. You guys, we got a letter from Brian.
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38. - Tell him I'm not here.
- Let me see.
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39. Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. There. All better?
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40. You know,
you are some piece of work, lady.
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41. If you... Actually, yes, it is.
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42. "Greetings from California.
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43. "I've been very busy.
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44. "I'm having a great time
trying to make it as a writer in L.A.
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45. "It's just as easy
as everyone thinks it is.
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46. "I've been working the room
at a lot of Hollywood parties."
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47. Oh!
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48. Bobby, loved you in Raging Bull.
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49. Hey, Jodie, how's the baby? All right.
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50. Hey, I need more cheese puffs, Manny.
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51. Looks like Oprah's off the wagon again.
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52. And skip the toothpicks.
She'll just hurt herself.
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53. Hey, Bri, did you hear about Jason?
Paramount bought his script.
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54. They bought Death Spares Not the Tiger?
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55. Hundred grand. Pretty good, huh?
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56. Sheesh! He's been in L.A. how long?
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57. Unbelievable.
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58. You know, he actually called
the main character "John Everyman"?
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59. Come on.
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60. Well, good for him.
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61. Keanu Reeves. Wow!
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62. You know, I don't usually gush,
so you'll have to forgive me,
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63. but when I was writing Coast Guard...
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64. That's what I do, I'm a writer.
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65. Anyway, when I was writing Coast Guard,
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66. I couldn't think of anyone other than...
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67. Uh... There's a woodpecker on your head.
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68. Yeah, he comes and goes.
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69. And now back to
Kids Say the Darndest Things.
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70. It's okay. Take your time.
Then what happened?
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71. He... He said he would kill me
if I ever said anything.
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72. Do you remember what he looked like?
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73. Yeah. He had a scar on his arm,
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74. and he had a big, stupid doo-doo head!
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75. "A big, stupid doo-doo head!"
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76. Honestly, the things
children come up with.
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77. If you have a childyou'd liketo exploit
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78. in order to geta free trip
to Los Angeles,
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79. why not have themtry out for our show?
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80. Our next auditions
will be held in New York,
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81. Chicago, and Quahog, Rhode Island.
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82. Hey, maybe Stewie could get on that show.
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83. Eh! You must be 'shrooming.
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84. Yeah! We can get a free trip to L.A.,
and see Brian.
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85. Jeez, I haven't been to California
since I lived with my other family.
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86. Guys. I just got invited
to a party at Sharon Tate's house.
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87. You guys can come,
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88. but you got to promise
not to embarrass me.
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89. Talk, damn you!
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90. I know you've been plotting
to foil my plans of world domination.
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91. Who are you working for?
The Libyans? The French?
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92. Very well. If torture won't work,
perhaps a little tenderness will.
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93. Mm! I like your taste in women.
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94. Yes, I think she and I
are going to have a good time together.
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95. Yes, you like this, don't you?
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96. Oh, God, look at me,
having sex with a pig.
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97. I've become my father.
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98. Come on, Stewie.
Let's get your sailor suit.
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99. You got to look cute if you're auditioning
for national television.
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100. Lois, I told you. There's no way...
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101. National television, you say?
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102. Coast to coast?
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103. Well, that could be the ideal place
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104. to unleash my mass-hypnosis device
on the unsuspecting public.
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105. Oh, I always loved
this little sailor suit.
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106. Or we could do nice corduroys
and a sweater.
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107. Or you could make yourself useful
and wipe my button.
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108. Circular motion, one finger,
and don't you look at me!
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109. Oh, my God, that's Michael Eisner.
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110. I... I'll take it from here, Julio.
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111. Uh... Here you go, Mr. Eisner.
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112. It's, uh... It's been Brianized.
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113. You might notice that new script smell.
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114. Every car I hand-wash
comes with a smile, an air freshener,
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115. and a copy of my can't-miss, coming-of-age
teen comedy set in Wisconsin.
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116. - What's your name?
- Brian.
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117. Let's see. There we go...
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118. Brian.
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119. See you at Disneyland. Bring money.
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120. Look. It's Tom Tucker from The News.
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121. And that must be his son.
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122. Oh, my.
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123. I feel bad staring
without having paid for a ticket.
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124. I mean, really,
how am I supposed to follow that act?
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125. Bite the head off a chicken?
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126. Dad, they're staring at me.
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127. They're just jealous.
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128. Ew! Uh... You're next.
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129. Hey, wait a minute. Wait. We were next.
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130. Hey! Hey, don't walk away from me!
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131. Hey!
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132. You know what we're going to do?
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133. We're going to get the video camera out
and we'll make our own show.
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134. - I don't want to!
- Yes, you do.
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135. You do, because it's normal.
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136. Tell us, Stewie, what job does a mommy do?
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137. Oh, interesting question.
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138. More to the point,
how does one define "job"
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139. without branding oneself
with useless labels?
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140. Oh, I'm sorry.
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141. I'm afraid I answered your question
with another question.
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142. Um... How old do you think Daddy is?
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143. 42.
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144. Oh, um... Uh...
I mean... I mean... Daddy's old!
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145. I think he's seven.
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146. Yeah, that's it.
That's what you want to hear, isn't it?
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147. Yes, yes. Jump through the hoop.
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148. Daddy's feet smell!
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149. Oh... Jackasses.
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150. Mr. and Mrs. Griffin,
he's adorable.
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151. Congratulations.
Stewie's going to be on the show.
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152. Did you hear that, Lois?
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153. We're going to Hollywood,
where the people are sexy and clever,
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154. and they always say something funny
right before the commercial break.
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155. Oh, great.
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156. I always end up
sitting next to a damn baby.
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157. What? What did you just say?
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158. - Stewie, stop fussing.
- Not now, Lois.
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159. Hey, big man, turn around.
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160. If you've got something to say,
say it to my face!
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161. Oh, you can't hear me now?
All right, that's it.
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162. I was going to watch the movie,
but forget it.
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163. For the next five hours, you're my bitch.
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164. My ears are popping
and there's no way to console me.
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165. I'm hungry, and possibly teething!
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166. Maybe I'm wet. Who knows? I'm a baby.
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167. - Yeah, uh... This is a message for Brian.
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168. This is Jack Nicholson.
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169. Uh... Listen, I read your script,
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170. and it just, uh, you know,
jumped right off the page.
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171. Uh... I think it's something
I'd be excited to be a part of.
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172. So, uh... Call my, uh... But...
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173. Listen, I'm just jacking you, man.
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174. Me and my buddy, Phil,
just found your script at Starbucks.
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175. Tell him it sucks.
- Yeah, it sucks!
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176. Give it up, loser.
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177. And don't put your number
on the cover, you stupid.
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178. - I'm hungry.
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179. Jasper's residence.
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180. Who the hell is Jasper? Where's Brian?
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181. Peter? It's me. Jasper's my cousin.
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182. I'm using his place
while he's working at Club Med.
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183. - Are you on a cell phone?
- Yeah, we're in L.A.
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184. What? Uh, what a terrific surprise.
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185. Brian, can we see you for dinner?
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186. Yeah, yeah, you're not too famous
to get together
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187. with your old family, are you?
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188. Well, I, uh... Uh...
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189. I was invited to the premiere
of the new, uh...
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190. The new Val Kilmer picture,
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191. but I'd much rather
take you guys out to dinner.
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192. How about Musso and Frank's, 8:00?
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193. Okay. See you later, Mr. Big Shot...
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194. Oh, crap. I didn't push "end."
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195. This is going to cost me a fortune.
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196. Brian! Okay, I'm back.
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197. Tell me everything.
I'm sitting, I'm hearing.
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198. That's Ricardo. Ricardo, Brian.
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199. He doesn't speak any English.
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200. Can I? Mm-mm.
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201. Catching up. Okay, me first.
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202. I'm in love... Ooh, too much dressing.
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203. He's from the Philippines.
I know, I know, I'm a rice queen.
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204. So how's the writing thingy going?
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205. Terrible. I can't even
get my foot in the door.
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206. Oh, okay, I have somebody
you have to meet.
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207. He's a producer. He's great.
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208. Really? Oh, thanks. That would be great.
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209. So, do you like Sex and the City?
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210. Yeah, it's an all right show.
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211. I wasn't talking about the show.
Ooh, I'm nasty!
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212. Someone send me out to sea.
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213. Ooh... it says here
that this is the actual gutter
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214. where the policeman fell over laughing
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215. after Eddie Murphy told him
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216. he was just giving the transvestite
a ride home.
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217. Oh, I think that's me.
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218. - Hello?
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219. Hey, hey, Peter, it's Quagmire.
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220. Oh, hey, Quagmire.
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221. Guess what? Last night,
I had sex with a black chick.
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222. Uh, I gotta go.
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223. - Huh. Sorry.
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224. What? All he said was "black chick."
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225. Yeah, I know, but your boyfriend looks
like one of your typical angry black guys,
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226. and I didn't want to offend him.
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227. Hey, we cool, G'? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?
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228. All right.
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229. I, uh... I was thinking Halle Berry
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230. would be perfect as the camp counselor
all the kids want to "get with."
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231. Jasper was right. You're very talented.
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232. You know, I'm having a brainstorm here.
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233. Have you ever thought about directing?
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234. Oh, just every waking hour!
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235. Well, I got this movie.
I'm not going to lie.
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236. It's a low-budget movie,
but the script is solid.
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237. My director dropped out
and I need somebody
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238. who's smart, ambitious
and not addicted to meth.
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239. Well, I am smart and ambitious.
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240. - Seriously.
- No, no. I'm clean.
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241. You know, uh,
Musso and Frank's is famous.
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242. See the bar over there?
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243. Great writers like Hemmingway
and Faulkner drank there.
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244. Hey... Hey, where'd that guy
who wrote Porky's drink?
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245. Huh? Huh? Oh, man.
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246. When that fat broad grabbed
that kid's crank through the hole...
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247. Ah! Where do they get their ideas, huh?
Where do they get 'em?
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248. You're the writer. You tell me.
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249. Oh, boy, this is great.
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250. All that searching,
that emptiness I felt back home... Gone.
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251. I think I've finally found
my life's calling, you know?
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252. Oh, how wonderful.
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253. You know, Brian,
I've always found your writing
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254. to be a little hackneyed and stilted,
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255. but I guess that's why I'm not working
out here in Hollywood, huh?
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256. Oh, congratulations on all your success.
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257. Uh... Thank you.
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258. Hey, you know what might be
a thrill for you guys?
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259. Ooh! Ooh! Eating a pebble!
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260. Yes, but I was talking about stopping
by the set to see me in action.
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261. Brian, could we really?
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262. Well, you, uh... You do know somebody
in the business.
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263. Yes, well, I'm in the business,
too, you know?
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264. - I'm going to be on television.
- Great.
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265. Yes, and when I make my appearance,
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266. I promise you'll all be talking about it
at the watercooler the next day.
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267. Yeah. Well, good luck with that.
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268. "Yeah, well, good luck with that." Yutz.
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269. Hello. I'm trying to reach Peter Griffin.
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270. You're in him.
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271. Mr. Griffin, are you happy
with your long distance service?
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272. Yes, and I'm sick and tired of you people
always calling during dinner.
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273. I demand to speak to your supervisor.
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274. Hold, please.
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275. Oh, Peter, I love this song.
Open your mouth.
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276. Looks like we made it...
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277. Brian. Right on time.
I like that. Come in.
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278. So, ready?
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279. Ready to shoot your first scene?
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280. I sure am. Where's the set?
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281. Second door on your left.
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282. So, this is some kind
of shampoo commercial, right?
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283. Do I have to sleep
with the dog in this one?
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284. Hey, can someone fluff Paul?
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285. He's got, like,
a wind sock thing going on.
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286. So this is some kind
of shampoo commercial, right?
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287. Look, Zack, I'm... I'm sorry.
There's just no way I can do this.
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288. I mean, I've been around,
you know, I've...
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289. I've licked my share of peanut butter,
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290. but I... I just... I think you need
to find yourself a new director.
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291. - Are you sure?
- I just can't do this.
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292. Come on. Is this any more degrading
than washing cars?
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293. At least here, you can be creative.
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294. Look, I... I want to make this
perfectly clear.
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295. There is absolutely no way
I would possibly consider
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296. doing something like this.
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297. - Unless I saw a script first.
- Of course.
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298. You know, this isn't bad.
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299. It's kind of like Bang the Drum Slowly.
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300. Except the drum's a chick.
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301. Peter, slow down.
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302. Brian said he was going
to be on the set all day.
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303. Ah! "On the set." Listen to me!
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304. Two days in Hollywood,
and I sound like a contract player.
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305. Oh, crap. The L.A.P.D.
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306. Come on, Peter, I want to save some tape
for the Hollywood sign.
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307. Okay. Hey, thanks a lot, you guys.
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308. Hey, our pleasure.
Have a nice vacation, sir.
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309. Ooh!
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310. Yes... Yes...
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311. Yes...
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312. Yes... Yes...
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313. Cut.
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314. Uh, okay. Uh, nice take, Jenna.
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315. But, uh, let's try giving the lines
a little subtext this time.
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316. Your husband's always away on business,
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317. and you feel increasingly
isolated and unloved,
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318. so you begin to think maybe
you should go back to graduate school
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319. and finish your dissertation,
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320. and that's when you notice the cable man
has taken his pants off.
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321. Oh, wow! A real movie set!
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322. Hey, this house looks kind of familiar.
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323. I'll bet Samuel L. Jackson is here.
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324. He's in everything. There's Brian!
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325. All right, now, Samuel,
when you lay her down
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326. in front of the fireplace,
I want you to enter from...
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327. Oh, my God!
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328. Uh, hey, you guys.
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329. Hey, Brian. Can I be in the movie?
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330. Well, actually, one of the Jacuzzi girls
didn't show up.
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331. How long can you hold your breath
underwater, sweetie?
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332. Real long. One time at Hatch Pond...
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333. No! Absolutely not. This is a closed set.
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334. You gotta leave.
Get these people out of here... Now.
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335. Oh, what? Now that you're a big director,
we embarrass you?
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336. No! No, I... I mean, yes.
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337. Does anyone else smell Astroglide?
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338. You're going to look so handsome.
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339. Oh, look at these crow's feet.
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340. My God, you stay up past 7:30
and you pay for it in the morning.
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341. Who the hell does Brian think he is?
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342. Well, maybe he thought
we'd get in the way.
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343. I mean, it wouldn't be the first time
you've disrupted a performance.
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344. Oh, geez! Oh, God!
Oh, God, I didn't see it.
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345. It jumped right out in front of my car.
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346. Oh, I am so sorry.
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347. I think we just have to face it, Peter.
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348. Brian's a big-time Hollywood director,
and we're just simple, small-town people.
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349. Uh... All right, one more, one more.
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350. - Uh, Rob Lowe.
- Straight.
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351. - No!
- Yes.
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352. - Come... Stop.
- Ho-hum.
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353. - Pull over.
- Absolutely.
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354. - Really?
- Yep.
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355. - Oh, well, he hides it well.
- Yeah, he wishes.
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356. Stewie... That's a funny name. Stewie.
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357. It's like Stew,
only with an "E" at the end.
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358. - Hmm.
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359. I meant it's funny, Stewie.
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360. See, I had an uncle named Stewie
and he used to sell bicycles.
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361. Look, I'm sorry. Aren't you supposed
to be asking me a question?
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362. Stewie, what do you think
candy is made out of?
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363. Sunshine and farts!
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364. What the hell kind of question is that?
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365. I love candy!
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366. When I was a little boy,
we would play stickball.
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367. No, no, I'll wait. Oh, are you finished?
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368. I'm sorry. You know,
it's my fault, really.
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369. I was under the impression
the name of the show was
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370. Kids Saythe Darndest Things,
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371. not Old Black Comedians
Never Shut the Hell up.
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372. Ask me what I want to be when I grow up.
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373. - And we also used to play brock-brock.
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374. Enough of your blather.
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375. Good evening, world.
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376. From this moment on, I will be your...
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377. What you got there?
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378. Oh, you get to go skiing now!
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379. Give... Give that back to me!
They're of no use to you!
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380. Oh, I'm going down the mountain.
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381. No! Don't listen to him!
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382. That's not funny!
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383. That's just saying what happens
when you go skiing!
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384. - Here I go, down the slope.
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385. Oh, I'm going zip-zop-zoopedy-bop!
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386. Stop it! Stop applauding him!
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387. He's not even using real words anymore!
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388. We'll be back with a little girl
from Atlanta,
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389. who skips rope with her sister's pigtails!
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390. No! My segment's not over!
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391. Come on, little fellow.
You like to jump rope, don't you?
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392. I like jump rope.
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393. All right, so you gonna
just sit here and enjoy it.
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394. I'm going to sit here and enjoy it
and I like pudding,
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395. and Ghost Dad was the best movie I've seen
since Leonard Part VI.
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396. Good news, good news!
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397. What, more people I love
think I'm an arrogant jerk?
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398. You're more than that,
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399. Mr. Nominated-for-an-adult-movie-award
for-Best-New-Director.
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400. A Woody? I'm up for a Woody?
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401. Come on! Call your family!
I'll bet they'll be really proud of you.
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402. No. I'd rather they think I'm a jerk
than a smut peddler.
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403. Brian, they're your family.
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404. They'll love you even if you made
a couple of crappy movies.
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405. I mean, Blythe Danner
still loves Gwyneth Paltrow.
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406. Ooh! Score one for me.
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407. Welcome back to E!'s
Adult Video Awards preshow.
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408. It's a good crowd here tonight, Mom.
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409. It sure is, Melissa.
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410. All the studs and sluts are arriving.
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411. - Brian! Brian!
- Uh, hey.
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412. You're nominated for three
of the seven films you directed yesterday.
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413. Add Mama to the Train,
The Purple Head of Cairo,
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414. and, uh... What was the third one?
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415. Uh, You've GotMale Genitalia.
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416. You know, I was asked
to star in a porno once,
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417. but I couldn't because, you know,
most of my body is less than 18 years old.
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418. I used to guest-host the Tonight Show.
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419. Oh, yeah. What was that,
like 30 years ago?
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420. Your mic isn't plugged in.
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421. You're... You're not even on television
right now, are you?
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422. In my mind...
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423. The next award is for best original score
in an adult film,
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424. and the nominees are Ron Jones...
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425. Walter Murphy...
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426. And John Williams.
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427. Well, you've come a long way
from hiding from the vacuum cleaner.
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428. - Lois!
- Hey, buddy.
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429. Hey, how are you,
Alfred Hitchcock... Eh? Eh?
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430. You like that one, Dick Hurtz?
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431. Ah, I'm sorry. I'm already drunk.
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432. How did you guys know... I...
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433. Jasper called.
Brian, why didn't you tell us?
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434. I thought you'd be ashamed of me.
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435. Oh, are you kidding?
I ought to knock you out
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436. for not bringing me here sooner.
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437. Look at the pair on that one, Lois.
Bigger than your head.
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438. So you guys aren't offended by this?
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439. Well, I can't say I approve, but...
We love you.
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440. If this is what makes you happy,
we support you.
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441. My God. I... I thought I needed
to get away from you guys
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442. to find what was missing
in my life, but...
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443. The only thing I'm missing is my family.
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444. How could I ever have become involved
in this filthy, degrading business?
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445. MC: And the award goes to...
Brian Griffin.
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446. Whoo!
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447. Whoo! Oh-ho! Wow! My God!
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448. This is unexpected.
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449. I want to thank my incredible
production team,
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450. who have been me from Shaving Private Ryan
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451. all the way to Welcome to my Face...
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452. He lives with us back in Quahog.
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453. You got a nice wiggle, baby.
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454. You want to be in a movie? Huh?
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455. Little girl-girl action, maybe?
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456. Ah! Peter!
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457. Good luck, buddy.
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458. I've been barking up that tree
for 17 years.
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459. Wow, that was a wonderful trip,
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460. and everyone has something
to remember it by.
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461. You're going to love it
at our house, Janet Jamieson.
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