1. Previously on Family Guy.Copy !req
2. Oh, my God!
Tell your father not to start the car!Copy !req
3. Do you want my badge number?Copy !req
4. Here. Here's my freaking badge number!Copy !req
5. I can't lose this case.Copy !req
6. Lois, the case is already over.Copy !req
7. Who did this to you?Copy !req
8. In all my years of research,Copy !req
9. I've never seen a virus
reproduce this quickly.Copy !req
10. Everyone I've told about the file is dead.Copy !req
11. What do you mean, "cut the blue wire"?
They're all blue wires!Copy !req
12. Face it. He's never coming
out of that coma.Copy !req
13. Brian's gone to Los Angeles
to find himself.Copy !req
14. It seems today that all you seeCopy !req
15. Is violence in movies and sex on TVCopy !req
16. But where are those
good old-fashioned valuesCopy !req
17. On which we used to rely?Copy !req
18. Lucky there's a family guyCopy !req
19. Lucky there's a man who
positively can doCopy !req
20. All the things that make usCopy !req
21. Laugh and cry!Copy !req
22. He's a family guy!Copy !req
23. Peter, don't throw out Brian's things.Copy !req
24. It's not like he's going
to be in Los Angeles forever.Copy !req
25. He just needs to find himself.Copy !req
26. He's not coming back, Lois.Copy !req
27. You saw him. He just walked out on us.Copy !req
28. Boy, did we have some good times!Copy !req
29. Here it comes, buddy.Copy !req
30. Oh, God! Oh, God!Copy !req
31. Oh! What are the odds?Copy !req
32. Well, if he does come back,Copy !req
33. I want everything
to be just how he left it.Copy !req
34. Easy! Massage the scalp.Copy !req
35. You're washing a baby's hair,Copy !req
36. not scrubbing vomit off
your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk!Copy !req
37. You guys, we got a letter from Brian.Copy !req
38. - Tell him I'm not here.
- Let me see.Copy !req
39. Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. There. All better?Copy !req
40. You know,
you are some piece of work, lady.Copy !req
41. If you... Actually, yes, it is.Copy !req
42. "Greetings from California.Copy !req
43. "I've been very busy.Copy !req
44. "I'm having a great time
trying to make it as a writer in L.A.Copy !req
45. "It's just as easy
as everyone thinks it is.Copy !req
46. "I've been working the room
at a lot of Hollywood parties."Copy !req
47. Oh!Copy !req
48. Bobby, loved you in Raging Bull.Copy !req
49. Hey, Jodie, how's the baby? All right.Copy !req
50. Hey, I need more cheese puffs, Manny.Copy !req
51. Looks like Oprah's off the wagon again.Copy !req
52. And skip the toothpicks.
She'll just hurt herself.Copy !req
53. Hey, Bri, did you hear about Jason?
Paramount bought his script.Copy !req
54. They bought Death Spares Not the Tiger?Copy !req
55. Hundred grand. Pretty good, huh?Copy !req
56. Sheesh! He's been in L.A. how long?Copy !req
57. Unbelievable.Copy !req
58. You know, he actually called
the main character "John Everyman"?Copy !req
59. Come on.Copy !req
60. Well, good for him.Copy !req
61. Keanu Reeves. Wow!Copy !req
62. You know, I don't usually gush,
so you'll have to forgive me,Copy !req
63. but when I was writing Coast Guard...Copy !req
64. That's what I do, I'm a writer.Copy !req
65. Anyway, when I was writing Coast Guard,Copy !req
66. I couldn't think of anyone other than...Copy !req
67. Uh... There's a woodpecker on your head.Copy !req
68. Yeah, he comes and goes.Copy !req
69. And now back to
Kids Say the Darndest Things.Copy !req
70. It's okay. Take your time.
Then what happened?Copy !req
71. He... He said he would kill me
if I ever said anything.Copy !req
72. Do you remember what he looked like?Copy !req
73. Yeah. He had a scar on his arm,Copy !req
74. and he had a big, stupid doo-doo head!Copy !req
75. "A big, stupid doo-doo head!"Copy !req
76. Honestly, the things
children come up with.Copy !req
77. If you have a childyou'd liketo exploitCopy !req
78. in order to geta free trip
to Los Angeles,Copy !req
79. why not have themtry out for our show?Copy !req
80. Our next auditions
will be held in New York,Copy !req
81. Chicago, and Quahog, Rhode Island.Copy !req
82. Hey, maybe Stewie could get on that show.Copy !req
83. Eh! You must be 'shrooming.Copy !req
84. Yeah! We can get a free trip to L.A.,
and see Brian.Copy !req
85. Jeez, I haven't been to California
since I lived with my other family.Copy !req
86. Guys. I just got invited
to a party at Sharon Tate's house.Copy !req
87. You guys can come,Copy !req
88. but you got to promise
not to embarrass me.Copy !req
89. Talk, damn you!Copy !req
90. I know you've been plotting
to foil my plans of world domination.Copy !req
91. Who are you working for?
The Libyans? The French?Copy !req
92. Very well. If torture won't work,
perhaps a little tenderness will.Copy !req
93. Mm! I like your taste in women.Copy !req
94. Yes, I think she and I
are going to have a good time together.Copy !req
95. Yes, you like this, don't you?Copy !req
96. Oh, God, look at me,
having sex with a pig.Copy !req
97. I've become my father.Copy !req
98. Come on, Stewie.
Let's get your sailor suit.Copy !req
99. You got to look cute if you're auditioning
for national television.Copy !req
100. Lois, I told you. There's no way...Copy !req
101. National television, you say?Copy !req
102. Coast to coast?Copy !req
103. Well, that could be the ideal placeCopy !req
104. to unleash my mass-hypnosis device
on the unsuspecting public.Copy !req
105. Oh, I always loved
this little sailor suit.Copy !req
106. Or we could do nice corduroys
and a sweater.Copy !req
107. Or you could make yourself useful
and wipe my button.Copy !req
108. Circular motion, one finger,
and don't you look at me!Copy !req
109. Oh, my God, that's Michael Eisner.Copy !req
110. I... I'll take it from here, Julio.Copy !req
111. Uh... Here you go, Mr. Eisner.Copy !req
112. It's, uh... It's been Brianized.Copy !req
113. You might notice that new script smell.Copy !req
114. Every car I hand-wash
comes with a smile, an air freshener,Copy !req
115. and a copy of my can't-miss, coming-of-age
teen comedy set in Wisconsin.Copy !req
116. - What's your name?
- Brian.Copy !req
117. Let's see. There we go...Copy !req
118. Brian.Copy !req
119. See you at Disneyland. Bring money.Copy !req
120. Look. It's Tom Tucker from The News.Copy !req
121. And that must be his son.Copy !req
122. Oh, my.Copy !req
123. I feel bad staring
without having paid for a ticket.Copy !req
124. I mean, really,
how am I supposed to follow that act?Copy !req
125. Bite the head off a chicken?Copy !req
126. Dad, they're staring at me.Copy !req
127. They're just jealous.Copy !req
128. Ew! Uh... You're next.Copy !req
129. Hey, wait a minute. Wait. We were next.Copy !req
130. Hey! Hey, don't walk away from me!Copy !req
131. Hey!Copy !req
132. You know what we're going to do?Copy !req
133. We're going to get the video camera out
and we'll make our own show.Copy !req
134. - I don't want to!
- Yes, you do.Copy !req
135. You do, because it's normal.Copy !req
136. Tell us, Stewie, what job does a mommy do?Copy !req
137. Oh, interesting question.Copy !req
138. More to the point,
how does one define "job"Copy !req
139. without branding oneself
with useless labels?Copy !req
140. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
141. I'm afraid I answered your question
with another question.Copy !req
142. Um... How old do you think Daddy is?Copy !req
143. 42.Copy !req
144. Oh, um... Uh...
I mean... I mean... Daddy's old!Copy !req
145. I think he's seven.Copy !req
146. Yeah, that's it.
That's what you want to hear, isn't it?Copy !req
147. Yes, yes. Jump through the hoop.Copy !req
148. Daddy's feet smell!Copy !req
149. Oh... Jackasses.Copy !req
150. Mr. and Mrs. Griffin,
he's adorable.Copy !req
151. Congratulations.
Stewie's going to be on the show.Copy !req
152. Did you hear that, Lois?Copy !req
153. We're going to Hollywood,
where the people are sexy and clever,Copy !req
154. and they always say something funny
right before the commercial break.Copy !req
155. Oh, great.Copy !req
156. I always end up
sitting next to a damn baby.Copy !req
157. What? What did you just say?Copy !req
158. - Stewie, stop fussing.
- Not now, Lois.Copy !req
159. Hey, big man, turn around.Copy !req
160. If you've got something to say,
say it to my face!Copy !req
161. Oh, you can't hear me now?
All right, that's it.Copy !req
162. I was going to watch the movie,
but forget it.Copy !req
163. For the next five hours, you're my bitch.Copy !req
164. My ears are popping
and there's no way to console me.Copy !req
165. I'm hungry, and possibly teething!Copy !req
166. Maybe I'm wet. Who knows? I'm a baby.Copy !req
167. - Yeah, uh... This is a message for Brian.Copy !req
168. This is Jack Nicholson.Copy !req
169. Uh... Listen, I read your script,Copy !req
170. and it just, uh, you know,
jumped right off the page.Copy !req
171. Uh... I think it's something
I'd be excited to be a part of.Copy !req
172. So, uh... Call my, uh... But...Copy !req
173. Listen, I'm just jacking you, man.Copy !req
174. Me and my buddy, Phil,
just found your script at Starbucks.Copy !req
175. Tell him it sucks.
- Yeah, it sucks!Copy !req
176. Give it up, loser.Copy !req
177. And don't put your number
on the cover, you stupid.Copy !req
178. - I'm hungry.Copy !req
179. Jasper's residence.Copy !req
180. Who the hell is Jasper? Where's Brian?Copy !req
181. Peter? It's me. Jasper's my cousin.Copy !req
182. I'm using his place
while he's working at Club Med.Copy !req
183. - Are you on a cell phone?
- Yeah, we're in L.A.Copy !req
184. What? Uh, what a terrific surprise.Copy !req
185. Brian, can we see you for dinner?Copy !req
186. Yeah, yeah, you're not too famous
to get togetherCopy !req
187. with your old family, are you?Copy !req
188. Well, I, uh... Uh...Copy !req
189. I was invited to the premiere
of the new, uh...Copy !req
190. The new Val Kilmer picture,Copy !req
191. but I'd much rather
take you guys out to dinner.Copy !req
192. How about Musso and Frank's, 8:00?Copy !req
193. Okay. See you later, Mr. Big Shot...Copy !req
194. Oh, crap. I didn't push "end."Copy !req
195. This is going to cost me a fortune.Copy !req
196. Brian! Okay, I'm back.Copy !req
197. Tell me everything.
I'm sitting, I'm hearing.Copy !req
198. That's Ricardo. Ricardo, Brian.Copy !req
199. He doesn't speak any English.Copy !req
200. Can I? Mm-mm.Copy !req
201. Catching up. Okay, me first.Copy !req
202. I'm in love... Ooh, too much dressing.Copy !req
203. He's from the Philippines.
I know, I know, I'm a rice queen.Copy !req
204. So how's the writing thingy going?Copy !req
205. Terrible. I can't even
get my foot in the door.Copy !req
206. Oh, okay, I have somebody
you have to meet.Copy !req
207. He's a producer. He's great.Copy !req
208. Really? Oh, thanks. That would be great.Copy !req
209. So, do you like Sex and the City?Copy !req
210. Yeah, it's an all right show.Copy !req
211. I wasn't talking about the show.
Ooh, I'm nasty!Copy !req
212. Someone send me out to sea.Copy !req
213. Ooh... it says here
that this is the actual gutterCopy !req
214. where the policeman fell over laughingCopy !req
215. after Eddie Murphy told himCopy !req
216. he was just giving the transvestite
a ride home.Copy !req
217. Oh, I think that's me.Copy !req
218. - Hello?Copy !req
219. Hey, hey, Peter, it's Quagmire.Copy !req
220. Oh, hey, Quagmire.Copy !req
221. Guess what? Last night,
I had sex with a black chick.Copy !req
222. Uh, I gotta go.Copy !req
223. - Huh. Sorry.Copy !req
224. What? All he said was "black chick."Copy !req
225. Yeah, I know, but your boyfriend looks
like one of your typical angry black guys,Copy !req
226. and I didn't want to offend him.Copy !req
227. Hey, we cool, G'? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?Copy !req
228. All right.Copy !req
229. I, uh... I was thinking Halle BerryCopy !req
230. would be perfect as the camp counselor
all the kids want to "get with."Copy !req
231. Jasper was right. You're very talented.Copy !req
232. You know, I'm having a brainstorm here.Copy !req
233. Have you ever thought about directing?Copy !req
234. Oh, just every waking hour!Copy !req
235. Well, I got this movie.
I'm not going to lie.Copy !req
236. It's a low-budget movie,
but the script is solid.Copy !req
237. My director dropped out
and I need somebodyCopy !req
238. who's smart, ambitious
and not addicted to meth.Copy !req
239. Well, I am smart and ambitious.Copy !req
240. - Seriously.
- No, no. I'm clean.Copy !req
241. You know, uh,
Musso and Frank's is famous.Copy !req
242. See the bar over there?Copy !req
243. Great writers like Hemmingway
and Faulkner drank there.Copy !req
244. Hey... Hey, where'd that guy
who wrote Porky's drink?Copy !req
245. Huh? Huh? Oh, man.Copy !req
246. When that fat broad grabbed
that kid's crank through the hole...Copy !req
247. Ah! Where do they get their ideas, huh?
Where do they get 'em?Copy !req
248. You're the writer. You tell me.Copy !req
249. Oh, boy, this is great.Copy !req
250. All that searching,
that emptiness I felt back home... Gone.Copy !req
251. I think I've finally found
my life's calling, you know?Copy !req
252. Oh, how wonderful.Copy !req
253. You know, Brian,
I've always found your writingCopy !req
254. to be a little hackneyed and stilted,Copy !req
255. but I guess that's why I'm not working
out here in Hollywood, huh?Copy !req
256. Oh, congratulations on all your success.Copy !req
257. Uh... Thank you.Copy !req
258. Hey, you know what might be
a thrill for you guys?Copy !req
259. Ooh! Ooh! Eating a pebble!Copy !req
260. Yes, but I was talking about stopping
by the set to see me in action.Copy !req
261. Brian, could we really?Copy !req
262. Well, you, uh... You do know somebody
in the business.Copy !req
263. Yes, well, I'm in the business,
too, you know?Copy !req
264. - I'm going to be on television.
- Great.Copy !req
265. Yes, and when I make my appearance,Copy !req
266. I promise you'll all be talking about it
at the watercooler the next day.Copy !req
267. Yeah. Well, good luck with that.Copy !req
268. "Yeah, well, good luck with that." Yutz.Copy !req
269. Hello. I'm trying to reach Peter Griffin.Copy !req
270. You're in him.Copy !req
271. Mr. Griffin, are you happy
with your long distance service?Copy !req
272. Yes, and I'm sick and tired of you people
always calling during dinner.Copy !req
273. I demand to speak to your supervisor.Copy !req
274. Hold, please.Copy !req
275. Oh, Peter, I love this song.
Open your mouth.Copy !req
276. Looks like we made it...Copy !req
277. Brian. Right on time.
I like that. Come in.Copy !req
278. So, ready?Copy !req
279. Ready to shoot your first scene?Copy !req
280. I sure am. Where's the set?Copy !req
281. Second door on your left.Copy !req
282. So, this is some kind
of shampoo commercial, right?Copy !req
283. Do I have to sleep
with the dog in this one?Copy !req
284. Hey, can someone fluff Paul?Copy !req
285. He's got, like,
a wind sock thing going on.Copy !req
286. So this is some kind
of shampoo commercial, right?Copy !req
287. Look, Zack, I'm... I'm sorry.
There's just no way I can do this.Copy !req
288. I mean, I've been around,
you know, I've...Copy !req
289. I've licked my share of peanut butter,Copy !req
290. but I... I just... I think you need
to find yourself a new director.Copy !req
291. - Are you sure?
- I just can't do this.Copy !req
292. Come on. Is this any more degrading
than washing cars?Copy !req
293. At least here, you can be creative.Copy !req
294. Look, I... I want to make this
perfectly clear.Copy !req
295. There is absolutely no way
I would possibly considerCopy !req
296. doing something like this.Copy !req
297. - Unless I saw a script first.
- Of course.Copy !req
298. You know, this isn't bad.Copy !req
299. It's kind of like Bang the Drum Slowly.Copy !req
300. Except the drum's a chick.Copy !req
301. Peter, slow down.Copy !req
302. Brian said he was going
to be on the set all day.Copy !req
303. Ah! "On the set." Listen to me!Copy !req
304. Two days in Hollywood,
and I sound like a contract player.Copy !req
305. Oh, crap. The L.A.P.D.Copy !req
306. Come on, Peter, I want to save some tape
for the Hollywood sign.Copy !req
307. Okay. Hey, thanks a lot, you guys.Copy !req
308. Hey, our pleasure.
Have a nice vacation, sir.Copy !req
309. Ooh!Copy !req
310. Yes... Yes...Copy !req
311. Yes...Copy !req
312. Yes... Yes...Copy !req
313. Cut.Copy !req
314. Uh, okay. Uh, nice take, Jenna.Copy !req
315. But, uh, let's try giving the lines
a little subtext this time.Copy !req
316. Your husband's always away on business,Copy !req
317. and you feel increasingly
isolated and unloved,Copy !req
318. so you begin to think maybe
you should go back to graduate schoolCopy !req
319. and finish your dissertation,Copy !req
320. and that's when you notice the cable man
has taken his pants off.Copy !req
321. Oh, wow! A real movie set!Copy !req
322. Hey, this house looks kind of familiar.Copy !req
323. I'll bet Samuel L. Jackson is here.Copy !req
324. He's in everything. There's Brian!Copy !req
325. All right, now, Samuel,
when you lay her downCopy !req
326. in front of the fireplace,
I want you to enter from...Copy !req
327. Oh, my God!Copy !req
328. Uh, hey, you guys.Copy !req
329. Hey, Brian. Can I be in the movie?Copy !req
330. Well, actually, one of the Jacuzzi girls
didn't show up.Copy !req
331. How long can you hold your breath
underwater, sweetie?Copy !req
332. Real long. One time at Hatch Pond...Copy !req
333. No! Absolutely not. This is a closed set.Copy !req
334. You gotta leave.
Get these people out of here... Now.Copy !req
335. Oh, what? Now that you're a big director,
we embarrass you?Copy !req
336. No! No, I... I mean, yes.Copy !req
337. Does anyone else smell Astroglide?Copy !req
338. You're going to look so handsome.Copy !req
339. Oh, look at these crow's feet.Copy !req
340. My God, you stay up past 7:30
and you pay for it in the morning.Copy !req
341. Who the hell does Brian think he is?Copy !req
342. Well, maybe he thought
we'd get in the way.Copy !req
343. I mean, it wouldn't be the first time
you've disrupted a performance.Copy !req
344. Oh, geez! Oh, God!
Oh, God, I didn't see it.Copy !req
345. It jumped right out in front of my car.Copy !req
346. Oh, I am so sorry.Copy !req
347. I think we just have to face it, Peter.Copy !req
348. Brian's a big-time Hollywood director,
and we're just simple, small-town people.Copy !req
349. Uh... All right, one more, one more.Copy !req
350. - Uh, Rob Lowe.
- Straight.Copy !req
351. - No!
- Yes.Copy !req
352. - Come... Stop.
- Ho-hum.Copy !req
353. - Pull over.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
354. - Really?
- Yep.Copy !req
355. - Oh, well, he hides it well.
- Yeah, he wishes.Copy !req
356. Stewie... That's a funny name. Stewie.Copy !req
357. It's like Stew,
only with an "E" at the end.Copy !req
358. - Hmm.Copy !req
359. I meant it's funny, Stewie.Copy !req
360. See, I had an uncle named Stewie
and he used to sell bicycles.Copy !req
361. Look, I'm sorry. Aren't you supposed
to be asking me a question?Copy !req
362. Stewie, what do you think
candy is made out of?Copy !req
363. Sunshine and farts!Copy !req
364. What the hell kind of question is that?Copy !req
365. I love candy!Copy !req
366. When I was a little boy,
we would play stickball.Copy !req
367. No, no, I'll wait. Oh, are you finished?Copy !req
368. I'm sorry. You know,
it's my fault, really.Copy !req
369. I was under the impression
the name of the show wasCopy !req
370. Kids Saythe Darndest Things,Copy !req
371. not Old Black Comedians
Never Shut the Hell up.Copy !req
372. Ask me what I want to be when I grow up.Copy !req
373. - And we also used to play brock-brock.Copy !req
374. Enough of your blather.Copy !req
375. Good evening, world.Copy !req
376. From this moment on, I will be your...Copy !req
377. What you got there?Copy !req
378. Oh, you get to go skiing now!Copy !req
379. Give... Give that back to me!
They're of no use to you!Copy !req
380. Oh, I'm going down the mountain.Copy !req
381. No! Don't listen to him!Copy !req
382. That's not funny!Copy !req
383. That's just saying what happens
when you go skiing!Copy !req
384. - Here I go, down the slope.Copy !req
385. Oh, I'm going zip-zop-zoopedy-bop!Copy !req
386. Stop it! Stop applauding him!Copy !req
387. He's not even using real words anymore!Copy !req
388. We'll be back with a little girl
from Atlanta,Copy !req
389. who skips rope with her sister's pigtails!Copy !req
390. No! My segment's not over!Copy !req
391. Come on, little fellow.
You like to jump rope, don't you?Copy !req
392. I like jump rope.Copy !req
393. All right, so you gonna
just sit here and enjoy it.Copy !req
394. I'm going to sit here and enjoy it
and I like pudding,Copy !req
395. and Ghost Dad was the best movie I've seen
since Leonard Part VI.Copy !req
396. Good news, good news!Copy !req
397. What, more people I love
think I'm an arrogant jerk?Copy !req
398. You're more than that,Copy !req
399. Mr. Nominated-for-an-adult-movie-award
for-Best-New-Director.Copy !req
400. A Woody? I'm up for a Woody?Copy !req
401. Come on! Call your family!
I'll bet they'll be really proud of you.Copy !req
402. No. I'd rather they think I'm a jerk
than a smut peddler.Copy !req
403. Brian, they're your family.Copy !req
404. They'll love you even if you made
a couple of crappy movies.Copy !req
405. I mean, Blythe Danner
still loves Gwyneth Paltrow.Copy !req
406. Ooh! Score one for me.Copy !req
407. Welcome back to E!'s
Adult Video Awards preshow.Copy !req
408. It's a good crowd here tonight, Mom.Copy !req
409. It sure is, Melissa.Copy !req
410. All the studs and sluts are arriving.Copy !req
411. - Brian! Brian!
- Uh, hey.Copy !req
412. You're nominated for three
of the seven films you directed yesterday.Copy !req
413. Add Mama to the Train,
The Purple Head of Cairo,Copy !req
414. and, uh... What was the third one?Copy !req
415. Uh, You've GotMale Genitalia.Copy !req
416. You know, I was asked
to star in a porno once,Copy !req
417. but I couldn't because, you know,
most of my body is less than 18 years old.Copy !req
418. I used to guest-host the Tonight Show.Copy !req
419. Oh, yeah. What was that,
like 30 years ago?Copy !req
420. Your mic isn't plugged in.Copy !req
421. You're... You're not even on television
right now, are you?Copy !req
422. In my mind...Copy !req
423. The next award is for best original score
in an adult film,Copy !req
424. and the nominees are Ron Jones...Copy !req
425. Walter Murphy...Copy !req
426. And John Williams.Copy !req
427. Well, you've come a long way
from hiding from the vacuum cleaner.Copy !req
428. - Lois!
- Hey, buddy.Copy !req
429. Hey, how are you,
Alfred Hitchcock... Eh? Eh?Copy !req
430. You like that one, Dick Hurtz?Copy !req
431. Ah, I'm sorry. I'm already drunk.Copy !req
432. How did you guys know... I...Copy !req
433. Jasper called.
Brian, why didn't you tell us?Copy !req
434. I thought you'd be ashamed of me.Copy !req
435. Oh, are you kidding?
I ought to knock you outCopy !req
436. for not bringing me here sooner.Copy !req
437. Look at the pair on that one, Lois.
Bigger than your head.Copy !req
438. So you guys aren't offended by this?Copy !req
439. Well, I can't say I approve, but...
We love you.Copy !req
440. If this is what makes you happy,
we support you.Copy !req
441. My God. I... I thought I needed
to get away from you guysCopy !req
442. to find what was missing
in my life, but...Copy !req
443. The only thing I'm missing is my family.Copy !req
444. How could I ever have become involved
in this filthy, degrading business?Copy !req
445. MC: And the award goes to...
Brian Griffin.Copy !req
446. Whoo!Copy !req
447. Whoo! Oh-ho! Wow! My God!Copy !req
448. This is unexpected.Copy !req
449. I want to thank my incredible
production team,Copy !req
450. who have been me from Shaving Private RyanCopy !req
451. all the way to Welcome to my Face...Copy !req
452. He lives with us back in Quahog.Copy !req
453. You got a nice wiggle, baby.Copy !req
454. You want to be in a movie? Huh?Copy !req
455. Little girl-girl action, maybe?Copy !req
456. Ah! Peter!Copy !req
457. Good luck, buddy.Copy !req
458. I've been barking up that tree
for 17 years.Copy !req
459. Wow, that was a wonderful trip,Copy !req
460. and everyone has something
to remember it by.Copy !req
461. You're going to love it
at our house, Janet Jamieson.Copy !req