1. Gosh, some of this stuffCopy !req
2. you wonder who would
ever need it in bulk.Copy !req
3. I mean, like watermelons.Copy !req
4. Touché, CostMart.Copy !req
5. Brian, will you watch Stewie
for a minute?Copy !req
6. Sure.Copy !req
7. And please a close eye on him.Copy !req
8. Remember what happened
last time.Copy !req
9. Stewie, get down
before you hurt yourself.Copy !req
10. Shut up. You're not my mother!Copy !req
11. Good God,
are you all right?Copy !req
12. Fine. Why do you ask?Copy !req
13. Mmm, delicious.Copy !req
14. I will seriously consider
purchasing this product.Copy !req
15. Oh, what have we here?Copy !req
16. May I partake?Copy !req
17. Mmm...Copy !req
18. ( Asian accent ):
Ah, sausage-san.Copy !req
19. Plan to buy great amount
for samurai buddies.Copy !req
20. Sir, you don't have to keep
moving to the back of the line.Copy !req
21. You can have as many
as you want; they're free.Copy !req
22. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
23. Hey, can I have
some more sausage?Copy !req
24. Yeah, me, too.Copy !req
25. Oh, they got a great deal
on pianosCopy !req
26. if you buy a four-pack.Copy !req
27. Meg, help me get these down.Copy !req
28. Lois?Copy !req
29. Oh, my God.Copy !req
30. I don't believe this.Copy !req
31. Ross Fishman,
is that really you?Copy !req
32. I haven't seen you
since college.Copy !req
33. How are you?Copy !req
34. Great, great.Copy !req
35. Wow, Lois, you
haven't aged a bit.Copy !req
36. ( chuckling ):
Oh...Copy !req
37. Mm, thank you.Copy !req
38. This 12-pack of fungicide
is for my daughter, Meg.Copy !req
39. Help... me.Copy !req
40. He's funny.
That was great.Copy !req
41. Is it 1981?Copy !req
42. Ah, yes, there you are.Copy !req
43. You people at the Industrial
Adhesives CorporationCopy !req
44. certainly know how
to make a tasty glue.Copy !req
45. Now, then,
let the banquet begin.Copy !req
46. Whoa, whoa. What the
hell are you doing?Copy !req
47. Don't eat that.Copy !req
48. Oh, for God's sake,
don't be such a nerd.Copy !req
49. Look, I'm supposed to
keep an eye on you.Copy !req
50. If Lois sees this,
she'll kill me.Copy !req
51. You can let go
of my hand now.Copy !req
52. You can let go of mine.Copy !req
53. Oh...Copy !req
54. Crap.Copy !req
55. Well, Ross,I
can't tell youCopy !req
56. how wonderful it's
been to see you.Copy !req
57. It's a crime that
it's been so long.Copy !req
58. We were so close.Copy !req
59. Maybe we could get together
for a cup of coffee. Catch up.Copy !req
60. Well... I don't know, Ross.Copy !req
61. I'm married now.Copy !req
62. Well, so am I.Copy !req
63. Does that mean
we're not allowedCopy !req
64. to stay in touch
with old friends?Copy !req
65. Tell you what.Copy !req
66. If you change your mind,
here's my card.Copy !req
67. Hey, look, Dad, they have
12-packs of kidneys.Copy !req
68. Yeah, but you got to buy
the cooler, too.Copy !req
69. That's how
they get you.Copy !req
70. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
71. Well?Copy !req
72. Well, the good news isCopy !req
73. the same company
makes a solventCopy !req
74. that'll get us unstuck.Copy !req
75. The bad news is,
it takes two weeks for delivery.Copy !req
76. You're telling me
that we're stuck like thisCopy !req
77. for a bloody fortnight?Copy !req
78. You cannot tell Lois about this.Copy !req
79. Oh? And what if I do?Copy !req
80. I'll show her those
pictures of youCopy !req
81. wearing her wedding dress.Copy !req
82. You said there was no film
in that camera.Copy !req
83. Come on, Stewie, it's time
to change your diaper.Copy !req
84. Uh, mind if I watch?Copy !req
85. And I'm just ashamed
of myself, BrianCopy !req
86. that I let Peter's jealousyCopy !req
87. prevent me from rekindling
an old friendshipCopy !req
88. just because
it was with a man.Copy !req
89. Yeah, Peter's not exactly
the most understanding guyCopy !req
90. when it comes to
you and other men.Copy !req
91. Like that time
at the movies...Copy !req
92. Uh, I-I-I... this is...Copy !req
93. this is terribly awkwardCopy !req
94. but I-I-I-I wanted
to tell you somethingCopy !req
95. but I-I... oh, I seem to be
so charmingly befuddled.Copy !req
96. Ah, that Hugh Grant
is so handsome.Copy !req
97. Oh, is that how it is?Copy !req
98. Come here
you home-wrecking bastard!Copy !req
99. Don't do it, Dad.Copy !req
100. He's bigger than you.Copy !req
101. And when you went
to that concert.Copy !req
102. Thank you. Thank you very much.Copy !req
103. This next oneCopy !req
104. is for all the ladies out there.Copy !req
105. And then there was
last Saturday night.Copy !req
106. Oh, look at
that handsome man.Copy !req
107. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
108. I can't let Peter's
irrational emotions run my life.Copy !req
109. I'm going to call RossCopy !req
110. and see if it's not too late
to take him up on his offer.Copy !req
111. Would you mind
finishing up?Copy !req
112. Uh, sure.Copy !req
113. Yes, yes, do you like
cleaning my doodie, Brian?Copy !req
114. Say it. Say, "I like
cleaning your doodie, Stewie."Copy !req
115. Ha! Don't forget the 'taint.Copy !req
116. T.C., you fly the chopper
around the island.Copy !req
117. I'll go talk
to the beautiful womenCopy !req
118. and Tattoo here will keep
an eye out for the kidnappers.Copy !req
119. Higgins.Copy !req
120. We'll need to have securityCopy !req
121. unlock the gate for me
out front. Okay, Tattoo?Copy !req
122. It's Higgins.Copy !req
123. What?Copy !req
124. The-the name is Higgins.Copy !req
125. What's your name?Copy !req
126. It's Tattoo.Copy !req
127. Oh, um, PeterCopy !req
128. I'm just, uh... going to go
out for a few hours.Copy !req
129. Uh... so, I... I'll return
in a few hours.Copy !req
130. Yeah, I'll do it
when this is over.Copy !req
131. Hey, Lois, could you
grab me a beer?Copy !req
132. Lois?Copy !req
133. Dad, I think she went out.Copy !req
134. All right, then
you be Lois.Copy !req
135. Okay.Copy !req
136. Hey, Lois, could
you grab me a beer?Copy !req
137. Oh, my God, you've
really let yourself go.Copy !req
138. Well, maybe if
you bought meCopy !req
139. some nice clothes
once in a while.Copy !req
140. ( over loudspeaker ): Peter Griffin,
we know you're in there.Copy !req
141. Come out with your hands up.Copy !req
142. Fooled you.Copy !req
143. Yeah, you sure did.Copy !req
144. What the hell is this?Copy !req
145. It's the new police
surveillance van.Copy !req
146. We're going
on a beer run.Copy !req
147. Want to join us?Copy !req
148. No. I quit drinking.Copy !req
149. I think I might be an alcoholic.Copy !req
150. - What? Aw, man.
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
151. Fooled you.Copy !req
152. Come on, let's go drinkCopy !req
153. till we can't
feel feelings anymore.Copy !req
154. This van has the latest in
law enforcement technology.Copy !req
155. Watch.Copy !req
156. ( mechanical voice ):
Suspect! Suspect!Copy !req
157. You have the right
to remain silent.Copy !req
158. Ah, sweet.Copy !req
159. Hey, let me try.Copy !req
160. Cleveland, don't!Copy !req
161. Minority suspect!Copy !req
162. Minority suspect!Copy !req
163. Danger! He's got a gun.Copy !req
164. Oh, ow, ow! oh...Copy !req
165. Hey, Joe, the van's gone!Copy !req
166. No, no. It's got
a cloaking deviceCopy !req
167. that disguises it
as two homeless guysCopy !req
168. fighting over a
wedge of cheese.Copy !req
169. Hey, Peter, isn't that Lois
over there in that diner?Copy !req
170. Nah. What would Lois be doing
at a diner? I already ate.Copy !req
171. Take a look.Copy !req
172. Oh, my God, that is Lois!Copy !req
173. Why the hell
would she...Copy !req
174. Whoa, I can see
your skin cells.Copy !req
175. Oh, hey, I saw your pictureCopy !req
176. on the cover
of Scientific American.Copy !req
177. You looked great.Copy !req
178. Oh, please, where my eyes
are, like, half-closed?Copy !req
179. God, just take
the damn compliment.Copy !req
180. What the hell is Lois
doing with another man?Copy !req
181. Is it possible she's a whore?Copy !req
182. You know, just on weekends to help pay
for her mom's dialysis?Copy !req
183. As in my fantasy?Copy !req
184. You know what, let's
just start over.Copy !req
185. Hi, I'm Quagmire.Copy !req
186. I wish I knew
what she was saying.Copy !req
187. I think I can help.Copy !req
188. Oh, your wife and
children are beautiful.Copy !req
189. It's so good to
catch up, Ross.Copy !req
190. I'm glad I called.Copy !req
191. I'm glad you did, too.Copy !req
192. So was your husband okay
with you coming here?Copy !req
193. Uh, yes. He turned out
to be just fine with it.Copy !req
194. All right, let's see
what we can pick up.Copy !req
195. Please don't spit in my eggs.Copy !req
196. Please don't spit in my eggs.Copy !req
197. Thank you for the eggs.Copy !req
198. God, I hope
he didn't spit in my eggs.Copy !req
199. Hey, Doug, I just spit
in that guy's eggs.Copy !req
200. Our armies are ready.
- ( static )Copy !req
201. Soon it will be time
to leave the sewersCopy !req
202. and strike back at the humans
in the overworld.Copy !req
203. I'm glad we both
found someone to make us happy.Copy !req
204. I really enjoy being
with you, Ross.Copy !req
205. I'm having a great time.Copy !req
206. Oh, my God,
that's who that is.Copy !req
207. Ross Fishman, Lois's
old boyfriend.Copy !req
208. I think we're losing them.Copy !req
209. Wait, I got to hear more.Copy !req
210. Peter, the power's not
supposed to go that high.Copy !req
211. Damn, this itches.Copy !req
212. I wonder who gave it to me.Copy !req
213. Probably that skank who needed
a ride to the gas station.Copy !req
214. Last time I do somebody a favor.Copy !req
215. Oh, God, they must've heard me.Copy !req
216. Oh, God, I can hear me!Copy !req
217. Ugh!Copy !req
218. What the hell do you think
you're doing?Copy !req
219. I'm cleaning myself.Copy !req
220. Ugh, you were clean
15 minutes ago.Copy !req
221. Now you're just on vacation.Copy !req
222. So, Lois is seeing
old boyfriends, huh?Copy !req
223. Well, two can play at that game.Copy !req
224. I just got to find
my little black book.Copy !req
225. Ah, here it is.Copy !req
226. Uh, Brenda?Copy !req
227. ( raspy-voiced ):
Peter.Copy !req
228. Oh, my God, it's been 25 years.Copy !req
229. Yeah.Copy !req
230. So, uh, I guess
you're married now, huh?Copy !req
231. Yeah.Copy !req
232. Hey, Ricky, you were right.Copy !req
233. I was pregnant.Copy !req
234. Hey, what's up, Pete?
Long time, no see.Copy !req
235. Gosh, Patty, the years
have been great to you.Copy !req
236. Well, I owe that
to my better half.Copy !req
237. Who is it, sir?Copy !req
238. Uh, Angie?Copy !req
239. Peter?Copy !req
240. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, come in.Copy !req
241. Uh, what is all this stuff?Copy !req
242. Peter, I have been waiting
for this moment for 25 years.Copy !req
243. I haven't washed my hand
since you last touched it.Copy !req
244. Oh, my God,
that's disgusting.Copy !req
245. And look, look!Copy !req
246. I've left the toilet
just as it wasCopy !req
247. the night we went to prom.Copy !req
248. It's the little piece of you
that's kept your memory alive.Copy !req
249. But now I have you back.Copy !req
250. Oh, well, at least
I still have you.Copy !req
251. You hungry?Copy !req
252. Oh, crap.Copy !req
253. All right,
let me handle this.Copy !req
254. You were going
65, fella.Copy !req
255. That's ten miles
over the...Copy !req
256. Why are you holding
that infant's hand?Copy !req
257. Oh, we met on the Internet.Copy !req
258. Shut up. Yes, he lured me
down to the parkCopy !req
259. with promises of candy
and funny stories.Copy !req
260. Officer, you ever hear of that
Super Industrial Adhesive?Copy !req
261. Actually, yes, we have.Copy !req
262. Dad, how come you keep
looking at the door?Copy !req
263. ( chuckling ):
Oh, Meg, you and your drugs.Copy !req
264. Huh, I wonder
who that could be.Copy !req
265. Peter Gifford?Copy !req
266. My God, Dora,
my old girlfriend.Copy !req
267. What a surprise that you
would want to look me up.Copy !req
268. You always thought
I was so handsome.Copy !req
269. Peter, can I see you
in the other room?Copy !req
270. Yeah, yeah,
say it.Copy !req
271. - Should I?
- Yeah.Copy !req
272. - I can't.
- Just say it.Copy !req
273. How far can you get
this banana down...Copy !req
274. I can't say it;
she's looking right at me.Copy !req
275. Peter, what the hell
is this about?Copy !req
276. I'll tell you
what it's about.Copy !req
277. It's about you
and Ross Fishman.Copy !req
278. - What?
- I saw you with him the other dayCopy !req
279. breaking the fifth commandment.Copy !req
280. Congress passes these things
for a reason, Lois.Copy !req
281. That's it.Copy !req
282. Peter, you're suffocating
me with your jealousy.Copy !req
283. I can't take it anymore.Copy !req
284. I'm calling a
marriage counselor.Copy !req
285. I can't even have
coffee with a friendCopy !req
286. without you freaking out.Copy !req
287. What is your problem?Copy !req
288. You want to know
what my problem is?Copy !req
289. You want to know what
my problem is?Copy !req
290. I love too much.Copy !req
291. What are you talking about?Copy !req
292. Don't you see, Lois?
We're alive!Copy !req
293. Peter, you're scaring me.Copy !req
294. Good! Embrace the fear.Copy !req
295. Dance with me, Lois.Copy !req
296. Dance the dance of life.Copy !req
297. Yeah, maybe you should call
that marriage counselor.Copy !req
298. Mr. and Mrs. Griffin,
I've reviewed your situationCopy !req
299. and I have a suggestion.Copy !req
300. We're willing to do
whatever it takes.Copy !req
301. I'd like to put video cameras
in every room of your houseCopy !req
302. so that I can observe
your uncensored behavior.Copy !req
303. Wow, just like
that show Big Brother.Copy !req
304. Except somebody
will be watching.Copy !req
305. All right, I've
looked through all the video footageCopy !req
306. and I've compiled
what I believe to beCopy !req
307. an accurate cross section
of your home life.Copy !req
308. Here are the results.Copy !req
309. Peter, give Chris
a spanking.Copy !req
310. Okay.Copy !req
311. Chris, I'm watching the game.
You know what to do.Copy !req
312. Ow, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
313. This hurts me more
than it hurts you.Copy !req
314. Ow!Copy !req
315. "Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot.Copy !req
316. Today he was out in the yard
raking leaves."Copy !req
317. "God, I wish he'd throw me
into that pile of leaves."Copy !req
318. Hey, what's everybody...
Oh, my God, my diary!Copy !req
319. I hate you all!Copy !req
320. Keep going.Copy !req
321. No! It's step, hip,
step, pivot.Copy !req
322. Are you trying
to piss off the volcano?Copy !req
323. Get my back, would you?Copy !req
324. Oh, that's it.Copy !req
325. Ooh, that feels good.Copy !req
326. Hey, Lois, can you give me
a hand with this jar?Copy !req
327. Oh, for heaven's
sake, Peter.Copy !req
328. ( laughing ):
Gotcha!Copy !req
329. To be honest, I've never
seen such dysfunction.Copy !req
330. Mr. and Mrs. Griffin,
what I'm about to suggestCopy !req
331. may seem unorthodox.Copy !req
332. I recommend a
trial separationCopy !req
333. during which time I advise
that you date other people.Copy !req
334. I believe this will help youCopy !req
335. gather perspective
on your marriage.Copy !req
336. Date other people?Copy !req
337. Oh, my God.Copy !req
338. I realize that this
is very upsetting for you.Copy !req
339. That's why I've invited
Howie Mandel to lighten the moodCopy !req
340. by blowing up a surgical
glove with his nose.Copy !req
341. Boy, this feels
really weird, Lois.Copy !req
342. I know, but maybe
the doctor's right.Copy !req
343. This time apart
could be good for us.Copy !req
344. I don't know, Lois.Copy !req
345. Splitting up didn't
work too well for Pac-Man and his wife.Copy !req
346. Hey, come on, buddy,
forget about her.Copy !req
347. Yeah, you're too
good for her, anyway.Copy !req
348. Cheer up, man.Copy !req
349. Hey, hey, you want
to eat us?Copy !req
350. We're turning blue!Copy !req
351. Oh, my God, we got
nowhere to run!Copy !req
352. He's going to get us!Copy !req
353. He's going to get us!Copy !req
354. Oh, he's not budging.Copy !req
355. Come on, let's go to Q-Bert's.Copy !req
356. I really appreciateCopy !req
357. you putting me up,
Cleveland.Copy !req
358. Our house is
your house, Peter.Copy !req
359. I'd sit here
and chat with youCopy !req
360. but I need to get
back upstairs to LorettaCopy !req
361. because it's our anniversary
and the gettin's good.Copy !req
362. Ow! Ow! Ow!
- ( thumping )Copy !req
363. - Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
- ( thumping )Copy !req
364. When is it going
to be my turn?Copy !req
365. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
( thumping )Copy !req
366. Peter, you are welcome
to stay with usCopy !req
367. as long as you like.Copy !req
368. Oh, thanks, Muriel.Copy !req
369. So, what do you guys do
for fun around here?Copy !req
370. We like to watch old moviesCopy !req
371. while listening to
"Hotel California"Copy !req
372. to see if it synchs up
in a significant wayCopy !req
373. and so far, no,
nothing has.Copy !req
374. Hello?Copy !req
375. Hey, Lois, is Peter there?Copy !req
376. Oh, hi, Quagmire.Copy !req
377. No, Peter's not home.Copy !req
378. We're, uh... we're having
some minor marital problems.Copy !req
379. Our therapist has advised us
to date other people.Copy !req
380. Hey, Lois,
you want to go out?Copy !req
381. What?Copy !req
382. I don't know, Glenn.Copy !req
383. Peter and I just separated.Copy !req
384. I feel like I need more time.Copy !req
385. How about now?Copy !req
386. Well, we are supposed
to see other peopleCopy !req
387. and I guess it's better
to go out with youCopy !req
388. than some sex pervert.Copy !req
389. I'm in! Giggedy-giggedyCopy !req
390. giggedy-giggedy-goo!Copy !req
391. Oh! God blast it, will you
hold it for five seconds?Copy !req
392. Okay.Copy !req
393. ( lisping ):
So, Mr. GriffinCopy !req
394. how's it feel to beCopy !req
395. a bachelor on the
prowl once again?Copy !req
396. Eh, it's not as great
as you might think.Copy !req
397. I guess I just don't haveCopy !req
398. the same way with women
that I used to.Copy !req
399. Mm, that was nice,
that was nice.Copy !req
400. I had a really
great timeCopy !req
401. with you today,
beautiful stranger.Copy !req
402. What's your sign?Copy !req
403. Ha, gross.Copy !req
404. I still think
you're neat, though.Copy !req
405. You should try
a video dating service, Peter.Copy !req
406. That's how Muriel and I met.Copy !req
407. Let me show you Mort's tape.Copy !req
408. He was so charming.Copy !req
409. Ah, oh, my eyes!Copy !req
410. Could you please turn down
that very bright light?Copy !req
411. It's burning my retinas.Copy !req
412. Ladies, I'm
a very desperate man.Copy !req
413. My name is Mort
and I live with my motherCopy !req
414. and I have very low standards.Copy !req
415. Oh, God, there's blood
in my mucous!Copy !req
416. Ahh! What the hell
is wrong with you!Copy !req
417. Hey, there's the mail!Copy !req
418. Oh, finally.Copy !req
419. All right, it says
it takes an hourCopy !req
420. for this solvent
to take effect.Copy !req
421. Well, let's see—
what takes an hour?Copy !req
422. We could watch Rita Rudner
do five minutes of stand-up.Copy !req
423. Ba-zing.Copy !req
424. Oh, boy, we're goingCopy !req
425. to have a swell
time tonight, Lois.Copy !req
426. Glenn, thank you
for being such a good friendCopy !req
427. and looking after me like this.Copy !req
428. No problem.Copy !req
429. It's kind of chilly out,
so I brought you a jacket.Copy !req
430. No, thanks, I'll be fine.Copy !req
431. Please?Copy !req
432. Peter, Muriel
and I both feelCopy !req
433. that you need to follow
your therapist's adviceCopy !req
434. and start dating.Copy !req
435. Oh, jeez, Mort,
I don't know if I'm ready.Copy !req
436. Oh, come on, stud.Copy !req
437. We've got it all
set up for youCopy !req
438. to go out
with our niece.Copy !req
439. Honey, come on out here
and meet Peter Griffin!Copy !req
440. Peter, this is our niece,
Jennifer Love Hewitt.Copy !req
441. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
442. All right, I'm getting up.Copy !req
443. Hi. Peter Griffin.Copy !req
444. So where do you
want to go?Copy !req
445. We can go anywhere
except the disco.Copy !req
446. They don't let me
in there anymore.Copy !req
447. Ah! Oh!Copy !req
448. Crafty Mexicans
and your glass candy.Copy !req
449. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
450. There's a little girl
down in that well.Copy !req
451. Oh, my God.Copy !req
452. Unfortunately, nobody's armsCopy !req
453. are long enough to reach herCopy !req
454. except that one guy,
but he's helping that womanCopy !req
455. tickle a midget in a tree.Copy !req
456. Tee-hee. Oh, stop!Copy !req
457. Tee-hee.Copy !req
458. Oh, God, you want
to rescue her, don't you?Copy !req
459. Ugh. It's times like thisCopy !req
460. I wish they'd used me
for stem cell research.Copy !req
461. Help me!Copy !req
462. "It rubs the lotion on its skinCopy !req
463. or else it gets
the hose again." Ha!Copy !req
464. All right,
I'm going to lower you in.Copy !req
465. I just noticed—
how often do you seeCopy !req
466. a 17th century well
in this day and age?Copy !req
467. Hurry up!
The glue's wearing off!Copy !req
468. All right, all right.Copy !req
469. We did it.Copy !req
470. Job well done.Copy !req
471. And we're not stuck
together anymore.Copy !req
472. Thank God.
You said it.Copy !req
473. You want to hold hands
on the walk home?Copy !req
474. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
475. Oh, Suzie.Copy !req
476. Thank God, you're all right.Copy !req
477. Wait a minute, this
isn't my little girl.Copy !req
478. Hey, that was my wife!Copy !req
479. Tee-hee.
Tee-hee.Copy !req
480. I Know What You Did
Last Summer?Copy !req
481. No, never
heard of it.Copy !req
482. The Devil and Daniel Webster?Copy !req
483. Nope.Copy !req
484. Party of Five?Copy !req
485. Was that a porno?Copy !req
486. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
487. Sometimes you got
to do a lot of crapCopy !req
488. before they put you
in anything decent.Copy !req
489. Oh, the food here
is fantastic.Copy !req
490. This is where I took Lois
on our first date.Copy !req
491. You ordered a pie
for an appetizer?Copy !req
492. Don't worry.
I'll go to the johnCopy !req
493. and fire one out
in about five minutes.Copy !req
494. That should make
some room for dinner.Copy !req
495. Here's your table,
Mr. Quagmire.Copy !req
496. Thanks. Hey, how about
a couple of drinks?Copy !req
497. Certainly, sir.
Martini for youCopy !req
498. and the usual
roofie colada for your date?Copy !req
499. No, no, no...Copy !req
500. glass of wine.Copy !req
501. Oh, my God, it's
Jennifer Love Hewitt!Copy !req
502. Wow, I wonder
who she's here with.Copy !req
503. She could date any
man she wanted to.Copy !req
504. There, made lots of room.Copy !req
505. Hey, waiter, that sign
in the bathroomCopy !req
506. about washing your hands—Copy !req
507. that's only
for the staff, right?Copy !req
508. Uh, technically, yes.Copy !req
509. That's what I thought. Great.Copy !req
510. Oh, man, these all
look good, every one of them.Copy !req
511. Hey, you want some bread?Copy !req
512. No!Copy !req
513. Peter, is that you?Copy !req
514. Peter? Oh, no!Copy !req
515. I can't let him see me!Copy !req
516. It's okay,
Quagmire.Copy !req
517. We're just doing what the
therapist said we should do.Copy !req
518. Peter, I think
it's greatCopy !req
519. you're out
with Jennifer Love Hewitt.Copy !req
520. Hi.Copy !req
521. I loved you
in Heartbreakers.Copy !req
522. You be on your
best behavior.Copy !req
523. Here you go,
sweetheart, open up.Copy !req
524. No!Copy !req
525. There you go.Copy !req
526. Isn't this romantic?Copy !req
527. That's it.Copy !req
528. You have got to be the most vileCopy !req
529. disgusting human being
I've ever metCopy !req
530. and I have
never beenCopy !req
531. more turned on
in my life.Copy !req
532. Hold on, toot!Copy !req
533. I don't care
what our therapist saysCopy !req
534. I'm not going to stand by
and watch my husbandCopy !req
535. lock lips
with another woman!Copy !req
536. Now beat it!Copy !req
537. What's your
problem, grandma?Copy !req
538. You are, and I only
saw Heartbreakers on a plane!Copy !req
539. And the flight was delayed,
so the headphones were free!Copy !req
540. Wow, that was
pretty cool, Lois.Copy !req
541. Huh, gosh, I guess
I finally understand...Copy !req
542. Yeah, you better run,
you little bitch!Copy !req
543. I guess I finally
understand how youCopy !req
544. can get so jealous
sometimes.Copy !req
545. Oh, seeing her kiss you
like that just made me crazy.Copy !req
546. Well, I-I guess we're
just going to have to learnCopy !req
547. to control our jealousy...Copy !req
548. together.Copy !req
549. Together.Copy !req
550. Ma'am, you dropped
your napkin.Copy !req
551. Here's your drink, sir.Copy !req
552. Eh, we'll work
on it later.Copy !req
553. I love you, Lois.Copy !req
554. I love you, too, Peter.Copy !req
555. What a couple of freaks.Copy !req
556. God, I need a drink.Copy !req
557. Waiter, martini
and a roofie colada!Copy !req