1. It seems today that all you see
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good old-fashioned values
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positively can do
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8. Laugh and cry!
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9. He's a family guy!
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10. Gosh, some of this stuff,
you wonder who would ever need it in bulk.
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11. I mean, like watermelons.
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12. Touché, CostMart.
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13. Brian, will you watch Stewie for a minute?
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14. Sure.
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15. And please a close eye on him.
Remember what happened last time.
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16. Stewie, get down before you hurt yourself.
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17. Shut up. You're not my mother!
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18. Good God, are you all right?
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19. Fine. Why do you ask?
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20. Mm, delicious.
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21. I will seriously consider purchasing
this product.
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22. Oh, what have we here? May I partake?
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23. Mm...
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24. Ah, sausage-san.
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25. Plan to buy great amount
for samurai buddies.
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26. Sir, you don't have to keep moving
to the back of the line.
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27. You can have as many as you want.
They're free.
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29. - Hey, can I have some more sausage?
- Yeah, me, too.
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30. Oh, they got a great deal on pianos
if you buy a four-pack.
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32. Lois?
- Oh, my God.
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33. - I don't believe this.
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34. Ross Fishman, is that really you?
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36. How are you?
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37. Great, great.
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38. Wow, Lois, you haven't aged a bit.
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39. Mm, thank you.
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40. This 12-pack of fungicide
is for my daughter, Meg.
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41. Help... Me.
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42. - He's funny.
- That was great.
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43. Is it 1981?
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44. Ah, yes, there you are.
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45. You people
at the Industrial Adhesives Corporation
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46. certainly know how to make a tasty glue.
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47. Now, then, let the banquet begin.
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48. Whoa, whoa. What the hell are you doing?
Don't eat that.
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49. Oh, for God's sake, don't be such a nerd.
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50. Look, I'm supposed to keep an eye on you.
If Lois sees this, she'll kill me.
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51. You can let go of my hand now.
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52. You can let go of mine.
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53. - Oh...
- Crap.
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54. Well, Ross, I can't tell you
how wonderful it's been to see you.
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55. It's a crime that it's been so long.
We were so close.
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for a cup of coffee. Catch up.
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57. Well... I don't know, Ross.
I'm married now.
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59. Does that mean we're not allowed
to stay in touch with old friends?
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60. Tell you what?
If you change your mind, here's my card.
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61. Hey, look, Dad,
they have 12-packs of kidneys.
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62. Yeah, but you got to buy the cooler, too.
That's how they get you.
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63. - Okay, thanks.
- Well?
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64. Well, the good news is the same company
makes a solvent that'll get us unstuck.
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65. The bad news is it takes
two weeks for delivery.
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66. You're telling me that we're stuck
like this for a bloody fortnight?
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67. You cannot tell Lois about this.
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68. Oh? And what if I do?
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69. I'll show her those pictures of you
wearing her wedding dress.
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70. You said there was no film in that camera.
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71. - Come on, Stewie.
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72. - It's time to change your diaper.
- Uh, mind if I watch?
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74. that I let Peter's jealousy prevent me
from rekindling an old friendship,
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75. just because it was with a man.
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76. Yeah, Peter's not exactly
the most understanding guy
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82. but I... I... Oh, I seem to be
so charmingly befuddled.
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83. Ah, that Hugh Grant is so handsome.
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84. Oh, is that how it is?
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85. Come here, you home-wrecking bastard!
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86. Don't do it, Dad. He's bigger than you.
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87. And when you went to that concert.
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88. Thank you. Thank you very much.
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89. This next one
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90. And then there was last Saturday night.
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91. Oh, look at that handsome man.
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92. You son of a bitch!
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93. I can't let Peter's irrational emotions
run my life.
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94. I'm going to call Ross,
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95. and see if it's not too late
to take him up on his offer.
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96. - Would you mind finishing up?
- Uh, sure.
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97. Yes, yes, do you like cleaning
my doodie, Brian?
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98. Say it. Say, "I like cleaning
your doodie, Stewie."
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99. Ha! Don't forget the 'taint.
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100. TC, you fly the chopper around the island.
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101. I'll go talk to the beautiful women,
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102. and Tattoo here will keep an eye out
for the kidnappers.
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103. - Higgins.
- We'll need to have security
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104. unlock the gate for me out front.
Okay, Tattoo?
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105. - It's Higgins.
- What?
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106. The name is Higgins.
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107. What's your name?
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108. It's Tattoo.
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109. Oh, um, Peter,
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110. I'm just, uh, going to go out
for a few hours.
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111. Uh... So, I... I'll return in a few hours.
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112. Yeah, I'll do it when this is over.
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113. Hey, Lois, could you grab me a beer?
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114. - Lois?
- Dad, I think she went out.
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115. - All right, then you be Lois.
- Okay.
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116. Hey, Lois, could you grab me a beer?
Oh, my God, you've really let yourself go.
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117. Well, maybe if you bought me
some nice clothes once in a while.
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118. Peter Griffin,
we know you're in there.
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119. Come out with your hands up.
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120. - Fooled you.
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121. Yeah, you sure did. What the hell is this?
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122. It's the new police surveillance van.
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123. We're going on a beer run.
Want to join us?
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124. No. I quit drinking.
I think I might be an alcoholic.
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125. - What? Aw, man.
- Oh, my God!
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126. Fooled you.
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127. Come on, let's go drink
till we can't feel feelings anymore.
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128. This van has the latest
in law enforcement technology. Watch.
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129. Suspect! Suspect!
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130. You have the right to remain silent.
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131. Sweet.
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132. - Hey, let me try.
- Cleveland, don't!
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133. - Minority suspect! Minority suspect!
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134. Danger! He's got a gun.
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135. Hey, Joe, the van's gone!
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136. No, no. It's got a cloaking device
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137. that disguises it as two homeless guys
fighting over a wedge of cheese.
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138. Hey, Peter, isn't that Lois
over there in that diner?
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139. Nah. What would Lois be doing
at a diner? I already ate.
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140. Take a look.
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141. Oh, my God, that is Lois!
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142. Why the hell would she...
Whoa, I can see your skin cells.
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143. Oh, hey, I saw your picture
on the cover of Scientific American.
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144. - You looked great.
- Oh, please.
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145. Where my eyes are, like, half-closed?
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146. God, just take the damn compliment.
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147. What the hell is Lois doing
with another man?
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148. Is it possible she's a whore?
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149. You know, just on weekends,
to help pay for her mom's dialysis?
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150. As in my fantasy?
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151. You know what, let's just start over.
Hi, I'm Quagmire.
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152. I wish I knew what she was saying.
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153. I think I can help.
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154. Oh, your wife and children are beautiful.
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155. It's so good to catch up, Ross.
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156. - I'm glad I called.
- I'm glad you did, too.
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157. So, was your husband okay
with you coming here?
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158. Uh, yes. He turned out
to be just fine with it.
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159. All right, let's see what we can pick up.
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160. Please don't spit in my eggs.
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161. Please don't spit in my eggs.
Please don't spit in my eggs.
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162. Thank you for the eggs.
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163. God, I hope he didn't spit in my eggs.
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164. Hey, Doug,
I just spit in that guy's eggs.
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165. Our armies are ready.
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166. Soon it will be time to leave the sewers
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167. and strike back at the humans
in the overworld.
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168. I'm glad we both found someone
to make us happy.
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169. I really enjoy being with you, Ross.
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170. I'm having a great time.
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171. Oh, my God, that's who that is.
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172. Ross Fishman, Lois' old boyfriend.
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173. - I think we're losing them.
- Wait, I got to hear more.
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174. Peter, the power's not supposed
to go that high.
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175. Damn, this itches.
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176. I wonder who gave it to me.
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177. Probably that skank
who needed a ride to the gas station.
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178. Last time I do somebody a favor.
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179. Oh, God, they must've heard me.
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180. Oh, God, I can hear me!
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181. Ugh!
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182. What the hell do you think you're doing?
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183. I'm cleaning myself.
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184. Ugh, you were clean 15 minutes ago.
Now you're just on vacation.
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185. So, Lois is seeing old boyfriends, huh?
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186. Well, two can play at that game.
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187. I just got to find my little black book.
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188. Ah, here it is.
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189. - Uh, Brenda?
Peter.
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190. Oh, my God, it's been 25 years.
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191. Yeah. So, uh, I guess
you're married now, huh?
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192. Yeah.
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193. Hey, Ricky, you were right.
I was pregnant.
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194. Hey, what's up, Pete? Long time, no see.
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195. Gosh, Patty, the years
have been great to you.
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196. Well, I owe that to my better half.
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198. - Uh, Angie?
- Peter?
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199. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, come in.
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200. Uh, what is all this stuff?
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201. Peter, I have been waiting
for this moment for 25 years.
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202. I haven't washed my hand
since you last touched it.
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203. Oh, my God, that's disgusting.
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204. And look, look!
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205. I've left the toilet just as it was
the night we went to prom.
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206. It's the little piece of you
that's kept your memory alive.
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207. But now I have you back.
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208. Oh, well, at least I still have you.
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209. You hungry?
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210. - Oh, crap.
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211. All right, let me handle this.
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212. You were going 65, fella.
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214. Why are you holding that infant's hand?
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215. - Oh, we met on the Internet.
- Shut up.
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216. Yes, he lured me down to the park
with promises of candy and funny stories.
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217. Officer, you ever hear
of that Super Industrial Adhesive?
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218. Actually, yes, we have.
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219. Dad, how come you keep looking
at the door?
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220. Oh, Meg, you and your drugs.
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221. - Huh, I wonder who that could be.
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224. What a surprise
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225. You always thought I was so handsome.
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227. - Yeah, yeah, say it.
- Should I?
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- Yeah. Just say it.
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233. - It's about you and Ross Fishman.
- What?
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234. I saw you with him the other day,
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for a reason, Lois.
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237. That's it. Peter, you're suffocating me
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240. I can't even have coffee with a friend
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242. You want to know what my problem is?
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243. You want to know what my problem is?
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244. I love too much.
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247. - Peter, you're scaring me.
- Good! Embrace the fear.
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248. Dance with me, Lois.
Dance the dance of life.
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249. Yeah, maybe you should call
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250. Mr. and Mrs. Griffin,
I've reviewed your situation,
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252. We're willing to do whatever it takes.
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253. I'd like to put video cameras
in every room of your house,
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your uncensored behavior.
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255. Wow, just like that show Big Brother.
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256. Except somebody will be watching.
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257. All right, I've looked
through all the video footage,
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of your home life.
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260. Here are the results.
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261. - Peter, give Chris a spanking.
- Okay.
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262. Chris, I'm watching the game.
You know what to do.
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263. Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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264. This hurts me more than it hurts you. Ow!
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265. "Dear Diary, Kevin is so hot.
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266. "Today, he was out in the yard,
raking leaves."
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267. "God, I wish he'd throw me
into that pile of leaves."
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268. Hey, what's everybody...
Oh, my God, my diary!
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269. I hate you all!
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270. - Keep going.
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271. No! It's step, hip, step, pivot.
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272. Are you trying to piss off the volcano?
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273. Get my back, would you?
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275. Ooh, that feels good.
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276. Hey, Lois, can you give me a hand
with this jar?
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277. Oh, for heaven's sake, Peter.
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278. Gotcha!
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279. To be honest,
I've never seen such dysfunction.
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281. what I'm about to suggest
may seem unorthodox.
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282. I recommend a trial separation,
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283. during which time,
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284. I believe this will help you
gather perspective on your marriage.
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285. - Date other people?
- Oh, my God.
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286. I realize this is very upsetting for you.
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287. That's why I've invited Howie Mandel
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289. Boy, this feels really weird, Lois.
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290. I know, but maybe the doctor's right.
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291. This time apart could be good for us.
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292. I don't know, Lois.
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293. Splitting up didn't work too well
for Pac-Man and his wife.
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294. Hey, come on, buddy, forget about her.
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295. Yeah, you're too good for her, anyway.
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296. Cheer up, man.
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297. Hey, hey, you want to eat us?
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298. We're turning blue!
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299. Oh, my God, we got nowhere to run!
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300. He's going to get us!
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301. He's going to get us!
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302. Oh, he's not budging.
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303. Come on, let's go to Q-Bert's.
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304. I really appreciate
you putting me up, Cleveland.
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305. Our house is your house, Peter.
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307. but I need to get back upstairs
to Loretta,
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308. because it's our anniversary
and the gettin's good.
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309. Ow! Ow! Ow!
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310. - Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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311. When is it going to be my turn?
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312. - Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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as long as you like.
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while listening to "Hotel California"
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317. to see if it synchs up
in a significant way,
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318. and so far, no, nothing has.
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319. - Hello?
Hey, Lois, is Peter there?
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320. Oh, hi, Quagmire. No, Peter's not home.
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- What?
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Peter and I just separated.
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328. Well, we are supposed to see other people,
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329. and I guess it's better to go out with you
than some sex pervert.
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330. I'm in! Giggedy-giggedy,
giggedy-giggedy-goo!
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331. Oh! God blast it,
will you hold it for five seconds?
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332. Okay.
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334. how's it feel to be a bachelor
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335. Eh, it's not as great as you might think.
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336. I guess I just don't have
the same way with women that I used to.
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337. Mm, that was nice, that was nice.
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338. I had a really great time
with you today, beautiful stranger.
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340. Gross.
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341. I still think you're neat, though.
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342. You should try
a video dating service, Peter.
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343. That's how Muriel and I met.
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344. Let me show you Mort's tape.
He was so charming.
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345. Ah, oh, my eyes!
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346. Could you please turn down
that very bright light?
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347. It's burning my retinas.
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348. Ladies, I'm a very desperate man.
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349. My name is Mort and I live with my mother,
and I have very low standards.
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350. Oh, God, there's blood in my mucous!
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351. What the hell is wrong with you?
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352. Hey, there's the mail! Oh, finally.
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353. All right, it says it takes an hour
for this solvent to take effect.
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354. Well, let's see... What takes an hour?
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355. We could watch Rita Rudner
do five minutes of stand-up.
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356. Ba-zing.
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357. Oh, boy, we're going to have
a swell time tonight, Lois.
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358. Glenn, thank you
for being such a good friend,
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- No problem.
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366. Oh, come on, stud.
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367. We've got it all set up for you
to go out with our niece.
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368. Honey, come on out here
and meet Peter Griffin!
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369. Peter, this is our niece,
Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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370. - Nice to meet you.
- All right, I'm getting up.
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371. Hi. Peter Griffin.
So, where do you want to go?
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372. We can go anywhere except the disco.
They don't let me in there anymore.
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373. Crafty Mexicans and your glass candy.
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374. Hey, what's going on?
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375. There's a little girl down in that well.
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376. Oh, my God.
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377. Unfortunately, nobody's arms
are long enough to reach her,
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378. except that one guy, but he's helping
that woman tickle a midget in a tree.
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379. Tee-hee. Oh, stop!
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380. Tee-hee.
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381. Oh, God, you want to rescue her,
don't you?
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382. Ugh. It's times like this I wish
they'd used me for stem cell research.
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383. Help me!
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384. "It rubs the lotion on its skin,
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386. All right, I'm going to lower you in.
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387. I just noticed... How often do you see
a 17th century well in this day and age?
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388. - Hurry up! The glue's wearing off!
- All right, all right.
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389. - We did it.
- Job well done.
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390. And we're not stuck together anymore.
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391. - Thank God.
- You said it.
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392. - You want to hold hands on the walk home?
- Yeah, sure.
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395. - Hey, that was my wife!
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396. Tee-hee!
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- No, never heard of it.
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- Nope.
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399. - Party of Five?
- Was that a porno?
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400. - Don't worry about it.
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before they put you in anything decent.
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404. You ordered a pie for an appetizer?
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405. Don't worry. I'll go to the john
and fire one out in about five minutes.
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406. That should make some room for dinner.
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407. Here's your table, Mr. Quagmire.
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408. Thanks. Hey, how about a couple of drinks?
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409. Certainly, sir. Martini for you,
and the usual roofie colada for your date?
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410. No, no, no...
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411. A glass of wine.
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412. Oh, my God,
it's Jennifer Love Hewitt!
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413. Wow, I wonder who she's here with.
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414. She could date any man she wanted to.
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415. There, made lots of room.
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416. Hey, waiter, that sign in the bathroom
about washing your hands...
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417. That's only for the staff, right?
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418. Uh, technically, yes.
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419. That's what I thought. Great.
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420. Oh, man, these all look good,
every one of them.
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421. - Hey, you want some bread?
- No!
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422. Peter, is that you?
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423. Peter? Oh, no! I can't let him see me!
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424. It's okay, Quagmire.
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425. We're just doing what the therapist said
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426. Peter, I think it's great
you're out with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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427. Hi.
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428. I loved you in Heartbreakers.
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429. You be on your best behavior.
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430. Here you go, sweetheart, open up.
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431. - No!
- There you go.
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432. - Isn't this romantic?
- That's it.
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433. You have got to be the most vile,
disgusting human being I've ever met,
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434. and I have never been
more turned on in my life.
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435. Hold on, toots!
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436. I don't care what our therapist says,
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437. I'm not going to stand by and watch
my husband lock lips with another woman!
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438. - Now beat it!
- What's your problem, grandma?
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439. You are, and I only
saw Heartbreakers on a plane!
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440. And the flight was delayed,
so the headphones were free!
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441. Wow, that was pretty cool, Lois.
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442. Huh, gosh, I guess I finally understand...
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443. - Yeah, you better run, you little bitch!
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444. I guess I finally understand how you
can get so jealous sometimes.
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445. Oh, seeing her kiss you like that
just made me crazy.
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446. Well, I... I guess we're just going
to have to learn to control our jealousy.
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447. Together.
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448. Together.
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449. Ma'am, you dropped your napkin.
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450. Here's your drink, sir.
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451. Eh, we'll work on it later.
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452. I love you, Lois.
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453. I love you, too, Peter.
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454. What a couple of freaks.
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455. God, I need a drink.
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456. Waiter, martini and a roofie colada!
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