1. Ah, thanks for
coming, Lois.Copy !req
2. Mark's been trying
to get meCopy !req
3. to see his one-man
show for weeks.Copy !req
4. Oh, I think it's wonderful
you're supporting your old pal.Copy !req
5. Go long, Eddie, go long.Copy !req
6. Further, further.Copy !req
7. Ah...Copy !req
8. Life sure was crazy
growing up in Brooklyn.Copy !req
9. We had some real characters
in my neighborhood.Copy !req
10. Like Frank, the mailman.Copy !req
11. Hey, Mark, the antsCopy !req
12. for your ant farm came today.Copy !req
13. And my friend, Lonny,
that knucklehead.Copy !req
14. Yo, Marky!Copy !req
15. Let's play some b-ball.Copy !req
16. B-ball,
that's what we called it.Copy !req
17. B-ball.Copy !req
18. And my grandma.Copy !req
19. Boy, was she something else.Copy !req
20. Hey, Marky!Copy !req
21. Don't forget to take
your cod liver oil.Copy !req
22. Great job.Copy !req
23. God, what a piece
of self-indulgent crap.Copy !req
24. All the characters sounded
exactly the same.Copy !req
25. Great show, Mark.Copy !req
26. Yeah, you captured
me perfectly.Copy !req
27. ( same accent : Me, too.
You are so talented.Copy !req
28. That was awful.
You know, wi-with a little practiceCopy !req
29. I could act circles
around that guy.Copy !req
30. Oh, yeah? Well, then,
put up or shut up.Copy !req
31. "This Thursday, auditions
for the Quahog SchoolCopy !req
32. of Performing Arts'
upcoming semester."Copy !req
33. You should try out.Copy !req
34. Oh, you know, that's
not a bad idea, Lois.Copy !req
35. Okay, ready for the best acting
you've seen all night?Copy !req
36. Mark, wow.
What a journey.Copy !req
37. Thank you so much.Copy !req
38. I... Those three and a half hours
just flew by.Copy !req
39. Hey, Santos,
Pasqual, listen.Copy !req
40. You guys have done
such good work todayCopy !req
41. I got a surprise for you.Copy !req
42. Doritos.Copy !req
43. Huh? Not now.
Later.Copy !req
44. Help! Help!Copy !req
45. Oh, my God.Copy !req
46. ( voice quivering :
Thank you.Copy !req
47. I was boogie boardingCopy !req
48. and I got sucked out
by the riptide.Copy !req
49. I thought I
was a dead man.Copy !req
50. Oh, you got to be starving.Copy !req
51. Here, eat these.Copy !req
52. Oh, my God, he was just floating
out there by himself?Copy !req
53. Yep, he was so grateful
I saved his lifeCopy !req
54. he invited us all over
for dinner tonight.Copy !req
55. - Oh, good, I don't have to cook.
- Oh, no, no.Copy !req
56. Go ahead and cook anyway, Lois,
and we'll throw it out.Copy !req
57. I don't want you to get rusty.Copy !req
58. Say, Peter?Copy !req
59. My audition's
coming up.Copy !req
60. W-Would you mind listening
to my monologue?Copy !req
61. Sure, buddy,
let's hear it.Copy !req
62. Julie, there's something I got
to tell you...Copy !req
63. Ha, that's awesome.
Go on.Copy !req
64. um, uh, tell you.Copy !req
65. I-I saw Dr. Phil..."Copy !req
66. Wow, wow, yes, yes.
I love it.Copy !req
67. Dr. Phillips today.Copy !req
68. I might not make
it to Christmas.Copy !req
69. Oh, yeah, drop the bomb.
Drop it.Copy !req
70. There's not a dry eye
in the house.Copy !req
71. Keep going.Copy !req
72. No, no, you know what?
I'm going to stop.Copy !req
73. Um, maybe we'll
work on it later.Copy !req
74. Okay, well, just
so you know, it was goodCopy !req
75. but, uh, I was also being
pretty generous.Copy !req
76. Well, look at you,
you little jaybird.Copy !req
77. You want to tell your mommy
and daddy the Griffins are here?Copy !req
78. Come on in!Copy !req
79. Welcome, Griffins.Copy !req
80. Oh, uh, uh...Copy !req
81. we must be early.Copy !req
82. Oh, nonsense.Copy !req
83. You're right on time.Copy !req
84. Oh, my God,
she's got hairCopy !req
85. growing out of her boobs
and up to her head.Copy !req
86. You're, uh,
you're completely...Copy !req
87. Nude? Yes, we're nudists.Copy !req
88. Permission to freak out?Copy !req
89. Peter, did you know
about this?Copy !req
90. I-I thought he lost his
bathing suit in the ocean.Copy !req
91. So, you're the man who saved
my husband's life.Copy !req
92. Dotty Campbell.Copy !req
93. Oh, what am I doing?
Come here.Copy !req
94. Watch my hands, Lois.
Look, look.Copy !req
95. See where they are?
See? No touchy.Copy !req
96. And this is
the backyard.Copy !req
97. Feel that, that's premium
Blue-Tip Bermuda.Copy !req
98. Real hardy...
but soft.Copy !req
99. Oh, good Lord.Copy !req
100. Don't look directly
into it, Lois.Copy !req
101. The hot dogs
and burgers are ready.Copy !req
102. Can I get you
a beer, Peter?Copy !req
103. Uh, what have you got?Copy !req
104. I've got Busch.Copy !req
105. Oh, and Busch Lite.Copy !req
106. Oh, sounds like Jeff's home.Copy !req
107. Hey, sport, how'd you do?Copy !req
108. I got first place, Dad.Copy !req
109. Way to go, champ.Copy !req
110. Jeff plays varsity tennis
for St. Genevieve High.Copy !req
111. Oh, cool.Copy !req
112. Is this the biggest
thing you've ever seen?Copy !req
113. Hey, don't get too cocky.Copy !req
114. I had a big one like that
when I was your age.Copy !req
115. Oh, you were a showoff,
yourself, Dave.Copy !req
116. He brought it out
on our first date.Copy !req
117. Lois, I'm scared.Copy !req
118. Oh, I'll get that.Copy !req
119. Hey!Copy !req
120. Ah, oh, oh, God!Copy !req
121. Oh, Dave, sorry.Copy !req
122. Uh, oh, God.Copy !req
123. - Boobies!
- Chris, that's enough.Copy !req
124. Well, I'm sure glad
to be out of there.Copy !req
125. You said it, Lois.Copy !req
126. What those people
are doing just ain't natural.Copy !req
127. Boobies!Copy !req
128. Did you hear me, young man?Copy !req
129. I don't know what
the big deal was.Copy !req
130. - I thought they were nice.
- Boobies.Copy !req
131. - Peter?
- Do it.Copy !req
132. Did you have fun at the circus
today, Chris?Copy !req
133. Elephants are
bigger in person.Copy !req
134. Oh, break a leg
up there, Brian.Copy !req
135. You seem awfully
enthusiastic.Copy !req
136. Well, at first
I wanted you to fail.Copy !req
137. But then I realizedCopy !req
138. you'd be out of the house
five days a week.Copy !req
139. Which means I'd me free to throw
some of my sexy parties.Copy !req
140. Brian Griffin?Copy !req
141. Good luck, Brian.Copy !req
142. Uh, hi, I'm-I'm Brian Griffin.Copy !req
143. And this is from
John Walts' Leaving Wichita.Copy !req
144. Julie, there's something
I got to tell you.Copy !req
145. I saw Dr. Phillips today.Copy !req
146. I might not make it
to Christmas.Copy !req
147. Thank you, next.Copy !req
148. Next? Now, ho-hold on, Brian.
Stay up there. Stay there.Copy !req
149. Now, see here.Copy !req
150. Brian Griffin is a brilliant
actor with talent and passion.Copy !req
151. But you alleged "experts"
obviously didn't notice.Copy !req
152. Well, I did notice.Copy !req
153. I saw a man bare his soul
up here.Copy !req
154. And his pain ran through my
heart like an errant locomotive.Copy !req
155. But it was wasted,
wasted on all of you.Copy !req
156. Well, it looks like we're going
to have to reconsider.Copy !req
157. Brian we want you...Copy !req
158. - Yes!
- ... off the stage.Copy !req
159. But your young friend there
would make a perfect additionCopy !req
160. to the school's
Rising Star program.Copy !req
161. Oh, splendid.Copy !req
162. This calls for
a sexy party.Copy !req
163. Okay, funcakes,
let's do a scene.Copy !req
164. Okay, uh, StewieCopy !req
165. how about you?Copy !req
166. And, uh, let's see,
one of our veterans...Copy !req
167. um, Olivia.Copy !req
168. I'm not doing a scene with him.Copy !req
169. He's inexperienced.Copy !req
170. He'll drag
my whole performance down.Copy !req
171. Are you serious?Copy !req
172. Is she serious?Copy !req
173. Ah, okay, StewieCopy !req
174. I'll give you a
solo exercise.Copy !req
175. Now, you're
going to doCopy !req
176. a little exercise
we call the "life cycle."Copy !req
177. Now, without using wordsCopy !req
178. you're going to act out
your entire lifeCopy !req
179. from birth to death,
exactly as I describe it.Copy !req
180. Okay, ready?
Lie down.Copy !req
181. Now, you're being born.Copy !req
182. Ready, and...
burst through the placenta!Copy !req
183. Whoo!Copy !req
184. Okay, now, fast-forward.Copy !req
185. It's your first day of school.Copy !req
186. You're alone
and scared.Copy !req
187. But it's all right,
it's all right.Copy !req
188. - It's Sloppy Joe day.
- Oh!Copy !req
189. Okay, pull it back.Copy !req
190. The lady touched the bun,
and she's not wearing gloves.Copy !req
191. - Ooh!
- Okay, fast-forward. You're a businessman.Copy !req
192. You manage a lot of people.Copy !req
193. And here comes Henderson,
and he lost the big account.Copy !req
194. You're mad.Copy !req
195. Madder!Copy !req
196. Madder!Copy !req
197. Come on, hot, hot,
hot, hot, hot, ooh.Copy !req
198. Ooh, there it is,
you got it.Copy !req
199. And fast-forward.Copy !req
200. You're an
old man now.Copy !req
201. You're on your
death bed.Copy !req
202. Your son is there,
holding your hand.Copy !req
203. You tell him
you accept his lifestyleCopy !req
204. and regret humiliating him
at his only sister's weddingCopy !req
205. by introducing him as
your "other daughter."Copy !req
206. And... scene.Copy !req
207. Okay, any comments?Copy !req
208. You are the weakest link.Copy !req
209. Good-bye.Copy !req
210. Oh, gosh, that's funny.Copy !req
211. That's really fu...Copy !req
212. Do-Do you write
your own material?Copy !req
213. Do you?
Because that is so fresh.Copy !req
214. "You are the weakest link.
Good-bye."Copy !req
215. You know, I-I've never heard
anyone make that joke before.Copy !req
216. Hmm, you're the first.Copy !req
217. I've never heard anyone
reference... reference thatCopy !req
218. outside the program before.Copy !req
219. Because th-that's what she says
on the show, right? Isn't it?Copy !req
220. "You are the Weakest Link.
Good-bye."Copy !req
221. And-And yet you've taken that
and-and used it out of contextCopy !req
222. to insult me
in this everyday situation.Copy !req
223. God, what a clever,
smart girl you must beCopy !req
224. to come up with-with a joke
like that all by yourself.Copy !req
225. Hmm, that's so fresh, too.Copy !req
226. Any-Any Titanic jokes
you want to throw at meCopy !req
227. as long as we're hitting
these phenomenaCopy !req
228. at the height
of their popularity? Hmm?Copy !req
229. 'Cause I'm-I'm here.Copy !req
230. God, you're so funny!Copy !req
231. Meg?Copy !req
232. Jeff! Wow, hey,
what you doing here?Copy !req
233. They had a sale
on Super Soakers.Copy !req
234. Check it out.Copy !req
235. Ah, what the heck?Copy !req
236. Nudist!Copy !req
237. My dad's a tailor,
you jerk!Copy !req
238. Oh, gosh, that's awful.Copy !req
239. Ah, that's all right.Copy !req
240. I'm used to it.Copy !req
241. Well, I better go.Copy !req
242. So, um, would
you want to do something sometime?Copy !req
243. Sure, that'd be great!Copy !req
244. Cool. I'll call
you later.Copy !req
245. Holy moley,
it must be my birthday.Copy !req
246. Th... thank you.Copy !req
247. Thank you, that-that was...
um... "Me Farting"Copy !req
248. by... by Chopin.Copy !req
249. Thank-Thank you.Copy !req
250. Thank you ver...Copy !req
251. Thank you very...Copy !req
252. So, Olivia...
beautiful day.Copy !req
253. You're not going to
fart again, are you?Copy !req
254. Well, I'd love to stay and chat,
but you're a total bitch.Copy !req
255. The quarterly review's
tomorrow.Copy !req
256. Think all your kids
will pass?Copy !req
257. Well, I'll tell you
who's not going to pass.Copy !req
258. It starts with an "O"
and rhymes with Bolivia.Copy !req
259. Give up? Olivia.Copy !req
260. - Really?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
261. She's such
a little frosty box.Copy !req
262. She won't work
with anybody.Copy !req
263. And Stewie Griffin
is also on the fence.Copy !req
264. If he and Olivia
don't deliverCopy !req
265. at their quarterly reviews,
I'm just going to haveCopy !req
266. to kick their cute
little bottoms out of here.Copy !req
267. Uh, this table is reserved
for people with talent.Copy !req
268. Stow the 'tude,
queenie!Copy !req
269. You and I have
a problem!Copy !req
270. Read it and weep!Copy !req
271. "Doesn't work well
with others"?Copy !req
272. Yes, mine's no better.Copy !req
273. I'll spare you the details.Copy !req
274. Suffice it to say
the phrase "garden variety"Copy !req
275. appears a number of times.Copy !req
276. What am I going to do!Copy !req
277. What are we going to do?Copy !req
278. Look, our evaluation's tomorrow.Copy !req
279. You need someone to work withCopy !req
280. and, well, I need someone
to make me look good.Copy !req
281. I don't know...Copy !req
282. Well, fine,
refuse my offerCopy !req
283. get booted out of this place,
and wind up like Linda Evans.Copy !req
284. MAN Linda Evans, we have
a spill in aisle nine.Copy !req
285. Linda Evans,
spill in aisle nine.Copy !req
286. Do you like yours
with crust or without?Copy !req
287. How do you like yours?Copy !req
288. Okay, let's both answer
at the same time.Copy !req
289. One, two, three.Copy !req
290. - Without.
- Without.Copy !req
291. Holy moley, that's eight things
we have in common!Copy !req
292. Kids, we're home.Copy !req
293. Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Griffin.Copy !req
294. You guys remember Jeff?Copy !req
295. Sure! Lois, I'm going
to borrow your mace.Copy !req
296. That's better.Copy !req
297. So, Meg,
did any of the neighborsCopy !req
298. see Jeff come over?Copy !req
299. Mom! Come on, Jeff,
let's go in the other room.Copy !req
300. Now, Meg, no need
to get so testes..Copy !req
301. uh, testy...Copy !req
302. Oh, nuts!Copy !req
303. I mean, crap!Copy !req
304. You want to sit down?Copy !req
305. Wait a second,
don't sit down yet.Copy !req
306. Dad, what are you doing?Copy !req
307. I'm, uh-uh,
keeping the couch fresh.Copy !req
308. - Dad!
- It's okay, Meg.Copy !req
309. I understand what's going
on here. I'm going to go.Copy !req
310. Oh! Just, uh-uh,
step on these coastersCopy !req
311. on your way out.Copy !req
312. Here we go, yeah.Copy !req
313. Yeah, d-don't step
on the hot lava.Copy !req
314. The carpet is hot lava.Copy !req
315. I can't believe you guys!Copy !req
316. Meg, how could you bring
that naked kid into our house?Copy !req
317. Because I like him.Copy !req
318. He remembers my name.Copy !req
319. Well, I'm sorry,
honeyCopy !req
320. but we don't think
you should see him anymore.Copy !req
321. Oh, I hate the sound
of her crying.Copy !req
322. You know what sounds
even worse?Copy !req
323. Ah, listen to that.Copy !req
324. Don't you hate that?Copy !req
325. That is awful.Copy !req
326. I think it's easier on meCopy !req
327. 'cause I'm the one
making the sound.Copy !req
328. Okay, nice effort, BradCopy !req
329. but, uh, let's remember
our performance hierarchy:Copy !req
330. legitimate theater,
musical theater, stand-upCopy !req
331. ventriloquism, magic, mime.Copy !req
332. All right,
next up is Olivia.Copy !req
333. Liv, what monologue
are you doing for us this time?Copy !req
334. I'm not doing a monologue,
I'm doing a piece with Stewie.Copy !req
335. A duet? Really?Copy !req
336. Well, let's see it.Copy !req
337. Uh, five, six,
seven, eight..Copy !req
338. You do.Copy !req
339. You do.Copy !req
340. By the way, I'm not so bad
to look at either.Copy !req
341. You do.Copy !req
342. You do.Copy !req
343. You do.Copy !req
344. You do.Copy !req
345. You do.Copy !req
346. You do.Copy !req
347. You do.Copy !req
348. You do.Copy !req
349. And you do.Copy !req
350. Watch this.
Are you watching?Copy !req
351. That's for me ever having
doubted you. "A" plus!Copy !req
352. And that's for you
wearing purple pantsCopy !req
353. with blue socks. Ew!Copy !req
354. I totally called
him on it.Copy !req
355. Okay, no secrets.Copy !req
356. I want to share Stewie
and Olivia with the world.Copy !req
357. Well, they're
awfully young.Copy !req
358. Is this really
a good idea?Copy !req
359. It's a great idea.Copy !req
360. I've always dreamed
of becoming an actressCopy !req
361. but that's not why I'm
pushing Olivia to do it.Copy !req
362. Is it suspicious that I brought
that up unprovoked?Copy !req
363. Well, I guess
it might be okay.Copy !req
364. Sure, Lois, I mean,
look at Elroy Jetson.Copy !req
365. He was a child actor
and he turned out just fine.Copy !req
366. You know who I am?Copy !req
367. I'm Elroy Jetson.Copy !req
368. Yeah, yeah, come back
when you have some money.Copy !req
369. Take him home, Bam Bam.Copy !req
370. Bam, bam, bam.Copy !req
371. I don't want to go home.Copy !req
372. Take me to Astro's grave.Copy !req
373. Do you hear that?Copy !req
374. They love us.Copy !req
375. Yes, we're a hit!
You were amazing!Copy !req
376. Oh, so were you.Copy !req
377. Well, it was a good crowd.Copy !req
378. They didn't even notice
that you missed that F-sharp.Copy !req
379. Yes, well... beg pardon?Copy !req
380. The F-sharp, darling.Copy !req
381. You were just slightly off.Copy !req
382. I'm pretty sure I wasn't.Copy !req
383. Oh, well, maybe
it was me.Copy !req
384. Must have been you.Copy !req
385. I was being sarcastic.Copy !req
386. Well, it wasn't me.Copy !req
387. Well, it wasn't me.Copy !req
388. Oh, hi, Meg.Copy !req
389. Peter, do you think maybe
it was unfair of usCopy !req
390. to tell Meg
she couldn't see that boy?Copy !req
391. Oh, completely. We
totally reamed her.Copy !req
392. Did you see that
look in her eyes?Copy !req
393. She hates you.Copy !req
394. Well, there it is, kids.Copy !req
395. Your first marquee.Copy !req
396. Meet you inside.Copy !req
397. Pretty exciting.Copy !req
398. What? The marquee
or the other thing?Copy !req
399. What other thing?Copy !req
400. You know,
the sex with Simon.Copy !req
401. Why else would your
name be first?Copy !req
402. Well, it's obvious.Copy !req
403. You know, lead with strengthCopy !req
404. put your best foot forward,
et cetera, et cetera.Copy !req
405. So, the sex was good?Copy !req
406. Oh, shut up,
you egotistical jerk!Copy !req
407. You shut up,
you sack-bellied strumpet!Copy !req
408. Blimp-headed jackass!Copy !req
409. Mealy-mouthed crotch pheasant!Copy !req
410. Jeff! What are
you doing here?Copy !req
411. Look, I'm not supposed
to see you.Copy !req
412. Your parents invited me.Copy !req
413. My parents?
But they wouldn't...Copy !req
414. Yes, we would.Copy !req
415. Oh, my God! What
are you doing?Copy !req
416. We were wrong, Meg.Copy !req
417. If you like Jeff, we
should give him a chance.Copy !req
418. Yeah, and we wanted him
to feel welcome in our home.Copy !req
419. Mom, I need new batteries
for my walkman.Copy !req
420. Hey, why is everybody
else naked?Copy !req
421. Yahtzee! I win!Copy !req
422. Yeah, in your face!
In your face!Copy !req
423. In your face!Copy !req
424. Uh, I got to get going.Copy !req
425. Thanks, Mr.
and Mrs. Griffin.Copy !req
426. Our pleasure, Jeff.Copy !req
427. Nice hanging with you, Jeff.Copy !req
428. I'm sorry about my parents.Copy !req
429. I hope they didn't
embarrass you.Copy !req
430. Are you kidding? I
think they're great.Copy !req
431. It took a lot of guts
for them to do what they did.Copy !req
432. I'll see you later.Copy !req
433. Thanks, you guys.Copy !req
434. That was really cool.Copy !req
435. Hey, Peter,
can I borrow your lawnmow...Copy !req
436. Ah... You folks
got a towel?Copy !req
437. Simon, would
you be a dearCopy !req
438. and ask Stewie to dance
on his own feet tonight?Copy !req
439. Pardon me, Simon, could you
provide Olivia with a bucketCopy !req
440. so she can carry a tune?Copy !req
441. People, people,
stop this craziness.Copy !req
442. The critic from the
Providence Journal is here.Copy !req
443. If he gives us a good
review, the doors are going to fly open.Copy !req
444. Now, go get them,
my little silly-billies.Copy !req
445. All right, let's just
get through this.Copy !req
446. Fine with me.Copy !req
447. Wait a minute.
You're wearing ruby lipstick.Copy !req
448. You're painted up like some
attention-grabbing Jezebel.Copy !req
449. Well, you're one to talk.Copy !req
450. You've been stuffing your diaper
since day one.Copy !req
451. It's where I keep
my peppermint Mentos.Copy !req
452. Just because your breath
reeks of rotten LunchablesCopy !req
453. doesn't mean mine has to.Copy !req
454. Break it up. Break it up!Copy !req
455. I don't need this act,
and I don't need you.Copy !req
456. You've done nothing
but hold me back.Copy !req
457. I quit!Copy !req
458. The only thing I've held you
back from is failure.Copy !req
459. Come on, Simon, we don't need
that little Bebe No-worth.Copy !req
460. I don't know, Stewie.Copy !req
461. Without Olivia, this act
is like Fire Island after Labor Day.Copy !req
462. Over.Copy !req
463. Fine, I don't need you.Copy !req
464. I can manage my own career.Copy !req
465. Yes... yes,
I'm-I'm quite capable of that.Copy !req
466. Would somebody
get a hook?Copy !req
467. This is worse than Seussical!Copy !req
468. No, no, wait, wait.Copy !req
469. I was about to do this thing.Copy !req
470. Oh, hello.
Didn't notice you there.Copy !req
471. You know, it's not easy
living with my family—Copy !req
472. a bunch of characters they are.Copy !req
473. Like my father...Copy !req
474. "Holy crap, Lois, check out
the freakin' log in the toilet."Copy !req
475. Get off the stage!Copy !req
476. Oh, w-what do you
say, Bernie?Copy !req
477. Two nights at the old rate?Copy !req
478. Like I told you before, kid,
I can't book you without Olivia.Copy !req
479. But that's the good news.
We're back together.Copy !req
480. She's right here.Copy !req
481. Hi, Bernie, glad to be back.Copy !req
482. Ask Stewie
about his sexy parties.Copy !req
483. "Ask Stewie about
his sexy parties."Copy !req
484. What were you thinking?Copy !req
485. I was just trying...Copy !req
486. I'm not speaking to you.Copy !req
487. - But, Stewie.
- Shut up!Copy !req
488. I guess, I guess the best advice
I got was fromCopy !req
489. Marty Scorsese.Copy !req
490. Um, I was having a problemCopy !req
491. understanding why
I'd be taking abuseCopy !req
492. from this lower-ranking officer
played by Chris O'DonnellCopy !req
493. and-and he told meCopy !req
494. "You don't have to understand
it, your character does."Copy !req
495. Oh, that always stuck with me.Copy !req
496. Stewie?Copy !req
497. Olivia, what are
you doing here?Copy !req
498. Oh, I must be an
absolute mess.Copy !req
499. The studio made me
fire my makeup girl.Copy !req
500. Oh, I, um...Copy !req
501. I just wanted to stop by
and see how you were doing.Copy !req
502. I had heard some things.Copy !req
503. Oh, that it's going
great for me?Copy !req
504. Well, you heard right.Copy !req
505. Oh, glad to hear that.Copy !req
506. But, hey, um..Copy !req
507. you know,
if you're not busy, um...Copy !req
508. what say you and I get
the old team back together?Copy !req
509. Well, actually, I can't.Copy !req
510. I'm on my way to Hollywood.Copy !req
511. I got this part
in a movie, and...Copy !req
512. Oh, oh, oh, what
am I thinking?Copy !req
513. I-I, you know,
I'd love toCopy !req
514. but I-I-I just...
I'm booked solid.Copy !req
515. I'm doing a three-
episode guest shotCopy !req
516. on The Gilmore Girls.Copy !req
517. I play Rory's motorcycle
driving boyfriend.Copy !req
518. He's a bad boy at
heart, you know.Copy !req
519. But there's-there's some
good in there, OliviaCopy !req
520. and it comes
through absolutely.Copy !req
521. That's really good to hear,
Stewie.Copy !req
522. Please, take care of yourself.Copy !req
523. See you on the coast.Copy !req
524. So, did you
let him have it?Copy !req
525. No, he let himself have it.Copy !req
526. This is it.Copy !req
527. Hey, uh, how you doing, kid?Copy !req
528. Are you from wardrobe?Copy !req
529. No, no, it's me, Brian.Copy !req
530. I brought what you wantedCopy !req
531. but they wouldn't
let me leave it.Copy !req
532. So, uh...Copy !req
533. Hit it once, please?
Just once?Copy !req
534. Oh, my God, I was flat.Copy !req
535. All right, then,
help me up.Copy !req
536. Let's go home.Copy !req