1. MERRY CHRISTMAS, DUDE.
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2. DON'T PUT IT
IN YOUR NOSE.
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3. IT BURNS LIKE HELL.
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4. MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY.
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5. AS PRESIDENT OF THE QUAHOG
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE
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6. I'D LIKE TO THANK
THE SENIOR CENTER
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7. FOR DECORATING OUR TREE.
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8. OOH, BROKE
MY HIP.
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9. LOOK, HONEY,
THERE'S THE MANGER
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10. FOR THE CHRISTMAS
PAGEANT.
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11. YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE THE
CUTEST BABY JESUS EVER.
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12. SO, YOU WANT TO DRESS ME UP
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13. AND TROT ME ABOUT
LIKE A CIRCUS POODLE, HMM?
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14. WELL, LET ME CONSULT MY AGENT,
MR. IRVING R. POINTY-STICK!
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15. OH, STEWIE.
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16. NO SWEETS
BEFORE DINNER.
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17. MOM, I'M FREEZING.
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18. CAN WE GO HOME?
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19. IN A MINUTE.
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20. WOULD YOU JUST LOOK
AT THIS BEAUTIFUL TREE?
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21. EVERY YEAR
I LOOK UP AT THAT STAR
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22. AND I THINK OF ALL
THE JOY AND WONDER
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23. THAT CHRISTMAS
PROMISES.
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24. AND THAT MIRACLE THAT OCCURRED
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25. ON THAT SILENT WINTER'S NIGHT.
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26. HEY, I'M ON VACATION!
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27. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JESUS!
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28. BRIAN, YOU'RE
NOT WEARING
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29. THE SWEATER
I MADE YOU.
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30. UH, WELL, IT'S A LITTLE
WARM IN HERE.
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31. "DON WE NOW OUR
GAY APPAREL."
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32. DOESN'T GET MUCH GAYER
THAN THIS.
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33. PETER, TOMORROW'S
CHRISTMAS EVE
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34. AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T
GOTTEN US A TREE.
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35. LOIS, I TOLD YOU
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36. I'M ON DIPS O'
LUSCIOUS VACATION.
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37. WHAT PART OF THAT
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
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38. COME ON, HONEY.
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39. IT'S THE ONLY THING
I'VE ASKED YOU TO DO.
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40. PLEASE?
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41. BRIAN, TAPE THIS FOR ME.
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42. SORRY, THE VCR
HASN'T WORKED
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43. SINCE YOU TRIED TO TAPE
MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL.
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44. DO YOU HAVE THE EXPRESS
WRITTEN CONSENT OF ABC SPORTS
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45. AND THE NATIONAL
FOOTBALL LEAGUE?
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46. JUST ABC.
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47. WELL, IF YOU
GET US A TREE
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48. I'LL MAKE SURE
SANTA BRINGS YOU A NEW VCR.
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49. PLEASE?
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50. AH, CRAP.
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51. HOW COME I...
COMMERCIAL!
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52. HEY, MOM,
I GOT SOMETHING
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53. TO ADD
TO MY CHRISTMAS LIST.
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54. A PAIR OF THOSE
JEWELED BUG BARRETTES.
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55. NOT COSTUME, REAL.
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56. MAYBE YOU SHOULD
WRITE THAT DOWN?
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57. HONEY, SANTA GOT ALL
HIS SHOPPING DONE BEFORE THE RUSH.
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58. I THINK YOU'LL
BE VERY HAPPY.
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59. I JUST WANT
PEACE ON EARTH.
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60. THAT'S BETTER THAN BEING
SELFISH LIKE MEG, RIGHT?
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61. SO I SHOULD
GET MORE THAN HER.
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62. HERE'S A TREE—
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
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63. AND TO ALL,
SHUT THE HELL UP.
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64. AH-AH-AH! BEFORE
YOU SIT DOWN
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65. WE'RE DUE AT JOE
AND BONNIE'S FOR EGGNOG.
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66. LOIS, CAN'T WE TELL THEM
THAT YOUR MOTHER DIED?
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67. PETER, I'M NOT
GOING TO LIE
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68. ABOUT SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
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69. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
I'LL KILL YOUR MOTHER.
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70. GOD, WHEN DID CHRISTMAS
BECOME SO COMPLICATED?
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71. SO, UH, YOU GUYS
KNOW THAT RUDOLPH IS ON, RIGHT?
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72. PETER!
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73. THANK YOU FOR THE LOVELY
GINGERBREAD HOUSE, LOIS.
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74. OH, YEAH, IT'S PERFECT
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75. FOR ALL THE HAPPY, ACTIVE
GINGERBREAD MEN...
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76. EXCEPT FOR THE ONE
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77. WITH NO LEGS!
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78. LOOK AT THE PARENTS
TELLING THEIR KIDS NOT TO STARE.
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79. "HOW DOES HIS PEE-PEE WORK,
MOMMY?"
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80. WELL, I GOT NEWS
FOR YOU, BECKY—
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81. NOT SO WELL!
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82. JOE, YOU PROMISED.
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83. IT'S CHRISTMAS.
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84. UH, JOE HAD HIS ACCIDENT
AT CHRISTMASTIME.
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85. YES!
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86. TIME TO GO A-WASSAILING.
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87. HEY, PETER!
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88. HI, I'M PRANCER.
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89. HEY, WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE JOE ALONG?
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90. YEAH, LOIS, THAT'LL
BE ABOUT AS MUCH FUN
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91. AS A LECTURE
ON ONTOLOGICAL EMPIRICISM.
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92. - WHAT?
- WHAT?
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93. HONEY, HE COULD USE
SOME CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
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94. FOR ME? PLEASE?
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95. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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96. BUT YOU OWE ME.
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97. LATER, UNDER
THE MISTLETOE.
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98. OPEN MOUTH, NO MATTER
HOW DRUNK I AM.
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99. PETER, THE GIFTS ARE HIDDEN
IN THE TRUNK.
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100. DON'T FORGET TO DROP OFF
THE ONE FOR "TOYS FOR TODDLERS."
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101. ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
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102. SOMEBODY GIVE ME
A BEER.
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103. HEADS UP!
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104. UH, PETER, ONE
OF US HAS TO BE
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105. THE DESIGNATED
DRIVER
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106. AND I'VE ALREADY
HAD FOUR EGGNOGS
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107. SO I GUESS
YOU'RE IT.
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108. (laughing):
THAT'S A GOOD ONE, JOE.
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109. WAY TO GET
INTO THE SPIRIT.
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110. I'M A COP FIRST
AND A BUDDY SECOND
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111. SO DON'T THINK
I WOULDN'T THROW
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112. YOUR DRUNK-DRIVING
ASS IN THE SLAMMER!
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113. ALL RIGHT!
LET'S WASSAIL!
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114. STEWIE, HONEY
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115. TIME FOR BED.
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116. YOU HAVE A BIG DAY
TOMORROW, BABY JESUS.
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117. TRUST ME, WOMAN,
IF I COULD WALK ON WATER
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118. I WOULD STROLL YOU OUT
TO THE MIDDLE OF A LAKE
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119. AND HOLD YOUR HEAD UNDER
UNTIL THE BUBBLES STOPPED!
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120. OOH, SOMEONE'S BEING
NAUGHTY, NOT NICE.
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121. YOU KNOW SANTA'S
WATCHING YOU.
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122. WHAT THE DEVIL DO YOU MEAN,
"WATCHING"?
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123. WELL, HONEY, SANTA'S
"MAKING A LIST
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124. AND CHECKING
IT TWICE."
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125. "HE SEES YOU
WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING."
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126. "AND HE KNOWS
WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE."
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127. I ALMOST CAUGHT HIM LAST YEAR
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128. BUT HE'S MAGIC.
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129. CONSTANT SURVEILLANCE
OF EVERY CHILD ON EARTH—
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130. IMPOSSIBLE!
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131. UNLESS...
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132. HIDDEN CAMERAS.
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133. OH, VERY CLEVER!
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134. WATCHING TO SEE
IF I'M NAUGHTY, ARE YOU?
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135. THEN CHECK THIS TWICE!
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136. ROCK ON!
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137. HEY, HEY, GUYS,
CHECK ME OUT.
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138. WHOA!
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139. WHOA!
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140. WHOA!
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141. WH-WHOA!
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142. OH, NO!
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143. OH, NO!
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144. I'VE BROKEN MY LEGS!
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145. THAT'S ABOUT AS FUNNY
AS SINBAD.
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146. NOT THE COMEDIAN,
HE'S HILARIOUS— THE SAILOR.
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147. BUT, THEN AGAIN,
HE WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE FUNNY.
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148. NOW, COME ON,
I GOT TO GO
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149. TO FREAKIN'
"TOYS FOR TODDLERS."
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150. SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'S
GOT A "HUMBUG" UP HIS BUTT.
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151. HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD
SET HIM UP
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152. WITH ANOTHER LEMON
SNOW CONE, EH?
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153. OH, THANKS.
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154. THE LAST ONE YOU GAVE ME
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155. DIDN'T TASTE LIKE LEMON AT ALL.
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156. IT TASTED LIKE...
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157. OH, YOU GUYS ARE ASSES.
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158. I KNEW YOU WERE AWAKE.
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159. (gasps):
YOU.
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160. NOW, STEWIE,
YOU ARE
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161. IN MY POWER.
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162. NO, DAMN YOU!
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163. DAMN YOU,
LET ME GO!
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164. GOOD, MELVIN.
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165. NICE WORK, WOODROW.
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166. EXCELLENT, STEWIE.
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167. OH, IT'S JUST A DREAM.
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168. I NEEDN'T FEAR THIS SANTA.
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169. IF HE WERE TRULY OMNIPOTENT
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170. HE'D HAVE THE TESTICULAR
FORTITUDE TO SHOW HIMSELF!
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171. SEE?
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172. I'M JUST BARKING IN THE DARK.
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173. NO ONE HERE BUT ME.
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174. ALL RIGHT, WHERE IS IT?
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175. WHERE'S THE WIRE?
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176. SHOW YOURSELF, CLAUS!
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177. STEWIE, GO TO SLEEP.
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178. THIS DOESN'T INVOLVE YOU, LOIS!
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179. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
TO COME IN THERE.
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180. I DON'T WANT TO HAVE
TO COME IN THERE!
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181. SHH! DAD'S AWAKE.
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182. DON'T BOTHER WHISPERING,
I DON'T HAVE A HANGOVER.
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183. IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE.
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184. SHOULDN'T YOU
HAVE YOUR SWEATER ON?
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185. THAT'S FOR LETTING JOE
JOIN IN
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186. YOUR REINDEER GAMES.
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187. NOW, YOU GO RELAX
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188. WHILE I MAKE
MY LITTLE CHRISTMAS ANGEL
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189. A BIG STACK OF PANCAKES.
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190. IF I'M SLEEPING, STUFF THEM
IN MY MOUTH AND RUB MY THROAT.
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191. JUST ONE
MORE THING—
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192. LOIS!
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193. I NEED YOU
TO TAKE
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194. THE PRESENTS OUT
OF THE TRUNK.
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195. AREN'T YOU GOING
TO DO IT?
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196. IT'S ALREADY DONE.
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197. I DROPPED THEM ALL OFF
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198. AT "TOYS FOR TODDLERS"
LAST NIGHT.
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199. ALL?
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200. PETER, ONLY ONE GIFT
WAS FOR CHARITY.
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201. THE REST
WERE FOR THE FAMILY.
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202. NO, THE REST WERE
FROM THE FAMILY.
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203. WEREN'T... WEREN'T THEY?
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204. AW, CRAP.
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205. SINCE WHEN DID THEY CHANGE
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206. THE MEANING OF
"FOR" TO "FROM"?
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207. I THINK THEY HAD A MEETING
ABOUT IT LAST NIGHT.
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208. WHY WASN'T I TOLD?
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209. THEY SENT YOU A CARD
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210. BUT IT SAID
"FOR PETER" ON IT
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211. SO YOU MUST'VE THOUGHT
IT WAS "FROM" YOU
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212. SO YOU DIDN'T, UH...
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213. YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST EASIER
TO CALL YOU "STUPID."
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214. YOU'RE REALLY GOING
TO TAKE BACK
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215. DONATED GIFTS
ON CHRISTMAS EVE?
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216. YEP. NOW, HERE'S THE PLAN—
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217. YOU'LL ENTER THROUGH
THE AIR CONDITIONING DUCT HERE.
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218. NOW, THERE'LL BE
AN INVISIBLE LASER GRID
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219. THREE INCHES
ABOVE THE FLOOR
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220. SO YOU'LL HAVE TO COMPRESS
YOUR BODY
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221. TO THE SIZE OF AN ORDINARY
HOUSEHOLD SPONGE
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222. AND SLIDE UNDERNEATH
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223. LIKE SOME KIND OF WEIRD,
AMPHIBIOUS DOLPHIN.
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224. CAN I BUY SOME
POT FROM YOU?
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225. WHAT YOU WANT?
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226. SO YOU UNDERSTAND
ALL THESE GIFTS
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227. ARE SUPPOSED TO BE
FOR MY FAMILY.
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228. IT WAS JUST
SOME CRAZY MIX-UP.
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229. KILL 'EM.
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230. NO, NO, NO, IT'S TRUE!
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231. SEE, THAT REMOTE CONTROL CAR
WAS FOR MY SON AND...
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232. AND THOSE BARRETTES
WERE FOR MY DAUGHTER
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233. AND, UH... HEY,
WHERE'S MY VCR?
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234. DANG IT, BUCK, IT'S MY
TURN TO USE THE SEX BOX.
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235. IT'S MY SEX BOX...
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236. AND HER NAME
IS "SONY."
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237. YOU GAVE AWAY
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238. ALL THE PRESENTS?
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239. LOIS, IF YOU
STRIKE ME DOWN
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240. I SHALL BECOME
MORE POWERFUL
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241. THAN YOU CAN
POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
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242. PETER, YOU BROUGHT
GLAD TIDINGS TO A FAMILY
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243. LESS FORTUNATE
THAN YOUR OWN.
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244. YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT MAD?
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245. WELL, I AM
A LITTLE IRRITATED
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246. THAT I HAVE TO DO
ALL THE SHOPPING AGAIN
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247. BUT AT LEAST SOME GOOD
CAME OUT OF IT.
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248. SO I CAN DRINK BEER
AND WATCH TV?
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249. 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
KISS SAVES SANTA IS ON.
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250. BUT, MRS. CLAUS,
WHO WOULD KIDNAP SANTA?
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251. WELL, ACE, THAT'S WHAT
I WANT YOU BOYS TO FIND OUT.
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252. SOMEONE STOLE SANTA?
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253. THAT DOES NOT ROCK!
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254. EASY, GENE.
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255. GUYS, LET'S GO
SAVE CHRISTMAS.
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256. TO THE KISS COPTER!
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257. - YAY!
- YAY!
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258. YOU CAN WATCH
ALL THE TV YOU WANT...
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259. JUST AS SOON AS WE GET BACK
FROM THE MALL.
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260. THE MALL?
ON CHRISTMAS EVE?
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261. PETER, I JUST
WANT THIS FAMILY
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262. TO HAVE
A PERFECT CHRISTMAS
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263. AND I NEED
A LITTLE HELP, OKAY?
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264. BRIAN, MY TURKEY'S
IN THE OVEN.
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265. CAN YOU TURN IT OFF
AT 3:00?
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266. NO PROBLEM.
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267. WE'LL SHOP, COME HOME, EAT
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268. AND THEN IT'S OFF
TO THE PAGEANT
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269. TO SEE OUR LITTLE STEWIE
PLAY BABY JESUS.
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270. OH, YES, YES, BY ALL MEANS
TURN ME INTO A CHILD STAR.
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271. PERHAPS I CAN MOVE
TO "CALI-FORN-EYE-AY"
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272. AND WRANGLE ME A THREE-WAY
WITH THE OLSEN TWINS.
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273. THERE'S A SPOT!
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274. AW, SCREW THIS.
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275. OKAY, PETER, WE'LL EACH TAKE
HALF THE LIST TO SAVE TIME.
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276. KIDS, WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE STEWIE TO SEE SANTA?
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277. SANTA?
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278. OH, IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!
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279. SITTING ALONE
IN THIS PUBLIC SETTING?
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280. NO BULLETPROOF GLASS?
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281. CLAUS, YOU MAKE IT TOO EASY.
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282. CHANGE ME— I'VE LEAKED
THROUGH MY SKI PANTS
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283. AND I WON'T FACE HIM WET!
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284. We now return to Bob Hope's
Christmas with the Troops.
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285. Hey, it's good to see
you Union boys.
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286. I would've been here sooner
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287. but Lincoln gave me
the wrong Gettysburg Address.
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288. And how about this having
to sit still for 60 seconds
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289. to have your picture taken?
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290. How about that?
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291. AW, SWEET!
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292. IT'S KISS SAVES SANTA.
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293. Hang on, Santa!
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294. WE'RE COMING.
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295. HURRY, BOYS!
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296. THE EGGS ARE HATCHING!
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297. WHAT DO WE DO?
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298. WAIT A SECOND—
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299. EVERYONE KNOWS
PTERODACTYLS
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300. CAN'T STAND THE
SCREECH OF A GUITAR!
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301. IT'S WORKING!
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302. HEY, SANTA,
BE CAREFUL!
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303. OH, NO!
CAREFUL, SANTA!
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304. HANG ON, SANTA!
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305. HEY, I WAS WATCHING THAT! HEY!
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306. IT'LL BE ON
NEXT CHRISTMAS.
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307. WELL, WHO THE HELL KNOWS
WHEN THAT'S GOING TO BE?
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308. AH!
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309. IF I WAS AN OVEN MITT...
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310. DAMN IT, PETER!
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311. HO, HO, HO.
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312. AND WHAT CAN I BRING YOU,
THIS YEAR?
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313. OH, A PEACE
OFFERING, IS IT?
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314. VERY WELL.
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315. WHAT SAY YOU TRIM THOSE
GIN-SOAKED WHISKERS
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316. AND BRING ME
SOME PLUTONIUM?
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317. WELL, CAN YOU
BE A GOOD BOY?
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318. HMM, YOUR INQUIRY
INTRIGUES ME.
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319. CAN ANY OF US
BE A GOOD BOY?
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320. ARE OUR PRIMAL URGES
INNATE OR THE RESULT
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321. OF THE CHOICES WE MAKE?
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322. OKAY, WRAP IT UP, KID.
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323. ALL RIGHT, KRINGLE.
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324. IF THE REWARD
IS PLUTONIUM
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325. THEN YOUR WAGER
IS ACCEPTED.
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326. I WILL BE...
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327. NICE.
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328. GOOD BOY.
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329. NOW, SMILE
FOR THE CAMERA.
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330. YES, YES, SMILE!
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331. LIKE A GOOD BOY.
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332. AH...
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333. AHA!
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334. MEG'S BARRETTES.
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335. YOU MEAN
JULIE'S BARRETTES!
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336. YOU STILL WANT THEM,
YOU BONY OLD BLUE HAIR?
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337. OW, OW!
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338. TITTY TWISTER!
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339. OW, HURTS!
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340. HEY!
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341. AHA!
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342. ALL THE CLOWN FISH
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343. AND YELLOW TANGS IN THE WORLD
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344. CAN'T HELP YOU NOW.
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345. THAT'S IT?
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346. FISH FOOD?
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347. THAT'S YOUR ACE
IN THE HOLE?
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348. OW, OW... OW, OW, OW!
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349. TURKEY!
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350. OH, LOIS, IT WAS HORRIBLE.
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351. THE FISH WERE JUMPING
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352. ALL OVER MY EYES
AND IN MY NOSE
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353. AND ON THE WAY OUT,
I THINK ONE OF THEM
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354. MUTTERED SOMETHING ANTI-SEMITIC.
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355. WE'RE ALMOST HOME, HONEY.
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356. OH, LOOK!
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357. THERE'S THE STAR
ON THE TOWN CHRISTMAS TREE.
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358. WE'RE FOLLOWING
IT HOME.
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359. JUST LIKE THE THREE WISE MEN.
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360. SO, WHAT'D YOU
GET HIM?
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361. GOLD.
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362. GOLD?
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363. AH, I THOUGHT
WE AGREED ON
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364. A FIVE DOLLAR
LIMIT, HERE.
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365. YEAH,
I JUST GOT HIM
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366. A CRAPPY LITTLE
BOTTLE OF MYRRH.
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367. HELLO!
FRANKINCENSE.
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368. YOU ALWAYS
DO THIS.
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369. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
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370. LOOK, WE'LL PUT
EVERYTHING TOGETHER
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371. AND PUT ALL
OUR NAMES ON IT.
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372. NO!
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373. THAT IS
SO CHEAP.
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374. OH, MY GOD.
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375. BRIAN, ARE
YOU OKAY?
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376. I TOLD YOU
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377. WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT
COOKIES FOR SANTA.
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378. MY COUCH, MY TV!
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379. WHAT THE HELL
DID YOU DO?
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380. ME?
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381. WHO THE HELL
BUYS A NOVELTY FIRE EXTINGUISHER?
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382. I'LL TELL YOU WHO.
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383. SOMEONE WHO CARES ENOUGH
ABOUT PHYSICAL COMEDY
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384. TO PUT HIS WHOLE
FAMILY AT SERIOUS RISK.
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385. BOYS, PLEASE!
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386. IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
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387. THIS IS A NIGHT FOR MAGIC
AND WONDER AND JOY.
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388. OKAY, SO A COUPLE
OF THINGS HAVE GONE WRONG
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389. BUT WE CAN STILL HAVE
A GREAT CHRISTMAS!
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390. AH, JEEZ, KIDS.
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391. I WAS THIS CLOSE
TO LOSING IT
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392. BUT YOUR MOM'S RIGHT.
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393. WELL, SURE I AM.
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394. MEG, HONEY, GET ME
SOME PAPER TOWELS.
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395. LET'S LOSE THE
BAD TIDINGS
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396. CLEAN UP THIS MESS
AND FIND THAT HOLIDAY CHEER.
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397. YEAH, ALL RIGHT, YEAH.
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398. WE'RE OUT OF PAPER TOWELS.
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399. NO... PAPER... TOWELS!
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400. HEY, I WAS GOING
TO PICK AT THAT.
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401. SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH!
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402. YOU ALL THINK
CHRISTMAS JUST HAPPENS.
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403. YOU THINK ALL THIS GOODWILL
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404. JUST FALLS
FROM THE FREAKIN' SKY!
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405. WELL, IT DOESN'T!
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406. IT FALLS OUT
OF MY HOLLY JOLLY BUTT!
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407. SO YOU CAN COOK
YOUR OWN DAMN TURKEY
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408. WRAP YOUR OWN
DAMN PRESENTS
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409. AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
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410. YOU CAN ALL RIDE
A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH
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411. TO HELL!
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412. OH, HERE'S THE
PAPER TOWELS.
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413. I-I-I CHANGED MY MIND.
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