1. Hi, Chris.Copy !req
2. H-Hi, Barbara.Copy !req
3. I'm having a birthday party
next week.Copy !req
4. I was hoping
you could come.Copy !req
5. Oh, no!Copy !req
6. Someone peed
in my pants!Copy !req
7. You're funny.Copy !req
8. Well, I hope
you can make it.Copy !req
9. Your friend's
birthday partyCopy !req
10. sounds like
fun, Chris.Copy !req
11. Yeah, but I hope
for your sakeCopy !req
12. the cake's better
than the last party I went to.Copy !req
13. Oh, God!Copy !req
14. Coconut.Copy !req
15. I want to get Barbara
a really nice gift.Copy !req
16. What kind of gifts
have boys gotten for you, Meg?Copy !req
17. Oh... well, my boyfriend,
Prince WilliamCopy !req
18. got me this beautiful watch
and this diamond tiaraCopy !req
19. and this wonderful scepter.Copy !req
20. She needs to get laid, big time.Copy !req
21. Listen, Chris,
I read a bookCopy !req
22. saying that women
are from Venus.Copy !req
23. All right, so here's
what you get her:Copy !req
24. thick layers of sulfuric acid,
viscous surface rock and coronaeCopy !req
25. which seem to be collapsed domes
over large magma chambers.Copy !req
26. Here's five dollars.Copy !req
27. Well, that's okay, Dad.Copy !req
28. I was thinking
about getting a paper routeCopy !req
29. so I could pay
for Barbara's gift myself.Copy !req
30. Oh, well, I think
that's very sweet, honey.Copy !req
31. Oh, boy, I remember
my first job.Copy !req
32. I was in a folk music trio.Copy !req
33. Hey, how about "Here's To You,
Mrs. Fleckenstein?"Copy !req
34. Yeah. You've been
pitching that for an hourCopy !req
35. but it's just not a
very attractive name.Copy !req
36. Oh, oh, fine, fine!Copy !req
37. And I-I suppose
we're also not goingCopy !req
38. with "parsley,
sage, rosemaryCopy !req
39. and Lowry's
Seasoning Salt"?Copy !req
40. That's it.
I'm going to 'Nam.Copy !req
41. Well, hey, there,
young fella.Copy !req
42. Bringing me good news today?Copy !req
43. What?Copy !req
44. Come on over here, son.Copy !req
45. Hand me the paper so I
don't need to use my grabber.Copy !req
46. Mm. That's a nice muscley
throwing arm you got there.Copy !req
47. Uh, thanks.Copy !req
48. Got a nice tip for you
right here in my pocketCopy !req
49. but my arthritis...Copy !req
50. Why don't you reach in there
and fish it out for yourself?Copy !req
51. Oh, that's okay, mister.Copy !req
52. I don't collect till
the end of the month.Copy !req
53. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
54. Weird.Copy !req
55. I hope you like it.Copy !req
56. Wow! Perfume!Copy !req
57. That is so sweet.Copy !req
58. It'll make you smell
like Elizabeth Taylor.Copy !req
59. I guess that meansCopy !req
60. you'll smell like
bourbon and Vicodin.Copy !req
61. That's very thoughtful.Copy !req
62. Can I spray some on you?Copy !req
63. Ow! My eyes!Copy !req
64. They're beautiful.Copy !req
65. Oh, just get away
from me, Chris!Copy !req
66. I'm so awkward!Copy !req
67. Hey, Muscley Arm.Copy !req
68. Why the long face?Copy !req
69. Oh, it's this girl.Copy !req
70. I can't talk to her.Copy !req
71. It's like girls are a different species
or something.Copy !req
72. Aw, who needs them?Copy !req
73. You like Popsicles?Copy !req
74. Well, sure.Copy !req
75. Then, you need
to come on downCopy !req
76. to the cellar.Copy !req
77. I got a whole freezer
full of Popsicles.Copy !req
78. Mmm...Copy !req
79. No, thanks,
I got to get going.Copy !req
80. Oh, don't make me beg now.Copy !req
81. You're funny. Bye.Copy !req
82. Get your fat ass back here.Copy !req
83. This is a holdup!
Open the register!Copy !req
84. I can't. It only opens
when you make a sale.Copy !req
85. All right, then give me
one of them horoscope scrolls.Copy !req
86. And some Skittles.Copy !req
87. Financial transaction
benefits you today. Ooh!Copy !req
88. Weird.Copy !req
89. All right, a bike!Copy !req
90. I'm out of here.Copy !req
91. Now, son, your parents
are on their wayCopy !req
92. but since time
is a factor hereCopy !req
93. we'd like to get
a positive I.D.Copy !req
94. as quickly as possible.Copy !req
95. Are you sure
he can't see me?Copy !req
96. Absolutely,
Chris.Copy !req
97. You're 100% safe.Copy !req
98. Okay. That's him.
Number Six.Copy !req
99. Hi, uh, excuse me, you guys.Copy !req
100. Yeah, I'm here to pick up
my son, Chris Griffin.Copy !req
101. Uh, he's here to finger the guyCopy !req
102. who held up
that convenience store.Copy !req
103. M-Maybe you've seen him.Copy !req
104. His name is Chris Griffin.Copy !req
105. No, wait a second.Copy !req
106. I think I got
a picture of him somewhere.Copy !req
107. Here-Here you go.Copy !req
108. Yeah, you can go ahead
and hang on to that.Copy !req
109. I got a ton of them
at home.Copy !req
110. In-In fact, I was going
to throw that one out anywayCopy !req
111. 'cause Chris messed it up
by writing his school scheduleCopy !req
112. and a list of his fears
all over the back of it.Copy !req
113. Oh, we're so proud
of you, ChrisCopy !req
114. for helping to put that
horrible man in jail.Copy !req
115. Geez, you-you couldn't have said
it was Celine Dion, huh?Copy !req
116. O-Our one chance to put
that showboating, Canadian wenchCopy !req
117. behind bars, and you blow it.Copy !req
118. We now return to:Copy !req
119. By-By the third seasonCopy !req
120. I was completely wasted
all the time.Copy !req
121. I-I'd lost all control
of my bodily functions.Copy !req
122. They had to cut the crap out
of my fur before each taping.Copy !req
123. But, uh,
would I do it all again?Copy !req
124. We interrupt this program
for a breaking news story.Copy !req
125. We now go live to the Rhode
Island State PenitentiaryCopy !req
126. where Asian reporter
Tricia Takanawa is standing by.Copy !req
127. Tricia?Copy !req
128. Tom, I'm outside
this maximum-security facilityCopy !req
129. where a ruthless thug
has engineered a daring escape.Copy !req
130. Sir, do you
have any plansCopy !req
131. now that you're
out of jail?Copy !req
132. Yeah. I'm going to go
bang my girlfriendCopy !req
133. and then I'm going to kill
Chris Griffin!Copy !req
134. Good Lord!Copy !req
135. Can they really say
"bang my girlfriend"Copy !req
136. on TV?Copy !req
137. You want to remove
us from the area?Copy !req
138. Yes, ma'am. This criminalCopy !req
139. will stop at nothing
to find your son.Copy !req
140. So, we're placing your familyCopy !req
141. in the witness
protection program.Copy !req
142. Oh, is Europe an option?Copy !req
143. I say, I've always wantedCopy !req
144. to spend a year in Prague
teaching English.Copy !req
145. You know, slacking off a bitCopy !req
146. but really getting
to know myself.Copy !req
147. Well, until we catch this guyCopy !req
148. you'll be relocated
to the Deep South.Copy !req
149. The Deep South?Copy !req
150. Isn't that the place where
the black guys are really lazyCopy !req
151. and all the white guys
are just as lazyCopy !req
152. but they're mad at the
black guys for being so lazy?Copy !req
153. Jenkins and I have
been assigned to live hereCopy !req
154. and watch your house
while you're goneCopy !req
155. even though
he's a slovenly liberalCopy !req
156. and I'm a fastidious
conservative.Copy !req
157. ( singsong :
I smell a sitcom.Copy !req
158. I suggest you start
packing immediately.Copy !req
159. I can't believe I have to
change schools because of you.Copy !req
160. This is all your fault, Lardo.Copy !req
161. Me? I had nothing
to do with it.Copy !req
162. No, I meant Chris.Copy !req
163. Oh.Copy !req
164. Yeah, Lardo.Copy !req
165. Look, everybody,
here we are.Copy !req
166. The town of Bumblescum.Copy !req
167. This is our house?Copy !req
168. Oh, come on, Meg.Copy !req
169. I bet if we fixed
it up a little bitCopy !req
170. it could be
a piece of crap.Copy !req
171. Ugh, what's that smell?Copy !req
172. It's either bad meat
or good cheese.Copy !req
173. There's a penny
underneath that couch.Copy !req
174. Somebody's in the closet!Copy !req
175. You know you're
a redneckCopy !req
176. when your gun rack
has a gun rack on it.Copy !req
177. You suck!Copy !req
178. Oh, my.Copy !req
179. Well, it's too hot
to cook anyway.Copy !req
180. Peter, what's the upstairs like?Copy !req
181. There's a crunchberry
underneath the fridge.Copy !req
182. Mom, Chris found a jar
in the basementCopy !req
183. and it has a hand in it.Copy !req
184. I'm going to plant it and see
if a human grows.Copy !req
185. Well, at least
the TV gets decent reception.Copy !req
186. Huh. Must be some kind
of nature show.Copy !req
187. Help, help!Copy !req
188. Get it off! Get it off!Copy !req
189. Great.Copy !req
190. We're here five minutesCopy !req
191. and Dad gets mauled
by a rodent.Copy !req
192. This place is horrible.Copy !req
193. Okay, now,
everybody calm down.Copy !req
194. We don't know anything
about this community.Copy !req
195. I bet if we
explore the townCopy !req
196. we'll each find something about
it we like.Copy !req
197. You know,
that's a great idea, Lois.Copy !req
198. I just got to hit the can.Copy !req
199. I think
there's just an outhouse, Peter.Copy !req
200. Hey, uh, Lois,
I don't get how this works.Copy !req
201. It's just a hole.Copy !req
202. I don't think it goes anywhere.Copy !req
203. No, it definitely doesn't
go anywhere.Copy !req
204. Ugh! Oh, God!Copy !req
205. Oh, it's everywhere!Copy !req
206. Aah, it's in my raccoon wounds!Copy !req
207. Oh, God!Copy !req
208. Excuse me, do you
have an ATM?Copy !req
209. Over there, ma'am.Copy !req
210. How much you want to take out?Copy !req
211. $40.Copy !req
212. There's a service charge
of a buck fifty.Copy !req
213. You'll accept?Copy !req
214. Yes.Copy !req
215. Mmm... you smell like the insideCopy !req
216. of my mama's purse.Copy !req
217. Thank you.Copy !req
218. What are those dulcet tones?Copy !req
219. Why, this is the music
of the angels.Copy !req
220. What is that magical device?Copy !req
221. Banjo.Copy !req
222. Pluck that string.Copy !req
223. Oh, I feel so deliciously
white trash!Copy !req
224. Mommy, I want a mullet!Copy !req
225. All right,
that about does it.Copy !req
226. Isn't she
beautiful, Brian?Copy !req
227. The Duke boys would be proud,
Peter.Copy !req
228. Yeah, and you got to get inCopy !req
229. through the window like this.Copy !req
230. Okay, now you.Copy !req
231. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
232. I forgot to
roll yours down.Copy !req
233. You all right?Copy !req
234. Hello?Copy !req
235. Wake up,
sleepy head.Copy !req
236. Hi.Copy !req
237. Hi.Copy !req
238. Are you mad
at that pond?Copy !req
239. Shoot, no.Copy !req
240. 'Course this pond did
kill my grandpappy.Copy !req
241. He saw his reflection
in the waterCopy !req
242. thought it was him and drowned,
trying to save himself.Copy !req
243. That's why my mom doesn't let me
look in the toilet.Copy !req
244. I'm Sam.Copy !req
245. I'm Chris.Copy !req
246. Sam, come on in now.Copy !req
247. Well, I got to go help my daddy
bring in the mud harvest.Copy !req
248. Nice making your
acquaintance, Chris.Copy !req
249. Oh, my God, I'm drowning!Copy !req
250. And that was Merle HaggardCopy !req
251. with "I Kissed My Sweetie
With My Fist."Copy !req
252. Coming up next...Copy !req
253. All right,
there's one.Copy !req
254. Let's jump that.Copy !req
255. Yeeee-haaw!Copy !req
256. Oh, that was great.Copy !req
257. Hey, next time, let's get Meg
to be Boss HoggCopy !req
258. and Chris can be Anus.Copy !req
259. Enos.
What did I say?Copy !req
260. Anus.Copy !req
261. All right, class, we have
a new student joining us.Copy !req
262. Everyone, please welcome
Megan Griffin from the North.Copy !req
263. Ooh... Aah...
Ooh... Aah...Copy !req
264. What's it like up there?Copy !req
265. Y'all got them
talking pictures?Copy !req
266. And flying machines?Copy !req
267. And perfume for your armpits?Copy !req
268. We sure do.Copy !req
269. Ooh... Aah...
Ooh... Aah...Copy !req
270. All right, class.Copy !req
271. That's enough questions
for Megan.Copy !req
272. Time to hand back
last week's spelling tests.Copy !req
273. And it looks like Oinky
set the curve again.Copy !req
274. Oh, dang it.Copy !req
275. That is some smart pig.Copy !req
276. Good thing I copied
off of Oinky.Copy !req
277. Ta-dah!Copy !req
278. Possum surprise!Copy !req
279. Actually, I made it
with Shake-'n'-Bake.Copy !req
280. And I helped.Copy !req
281. Kids, where's
your father?Copy !req
282. Yeee-haaw!Copy !req
283. Oh, Peter, what the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
284. I'm blending in.Copy !req
285. Relax, Lois.
It's not our house.Copy !req
286. Well, I'm glad
you're having funCopy !req
287. but we need some
money coming in.Copy !req
288. Have you thought about
looking for a job?Copy !req
289. Yes, Lois, I have.Copy !req
290. But I've also thought about
getting fired from that job.Copy !req
291. Is that something you want
to put our family through?Copy !req
292. Think about that
while I get myself a drink.Copy !req
293. Ah, ah! Oh, God!Copy !req
294. It's right up here
past this clearing.Copy !req
295. He's been here
about three months now.Copy !req
296. Wow!Copy !req
297. Where do you think
you go when you die?Copy !req
298. I learnt at church that if
you're good, you go to heaven.Copy !req
299. But if you're bad,
you go to a placeCopy !req
300. where the dead believe
they're still livingCopy !req
301. and they pray for death,
but death won't come.Copy !req
302. UPN?Copy !req
303. You're funny.Copy !req
304. I like you, Chris.Copy !req
305. I like you, too, Sam.Copy !req
306. Want to poke him?Copy !req
307. Do I?Copy !req
308. You know, it's true.Copy !req
309. The best things in life
really are free.Copy !req
310. I don't know, Brian.
Maybe Lois is right.Copy !req
311. Maybe it is time
for me to get a job.Copy !req
312. Yeah, too bad you always blow it
in the interview.Copy !req
313. So, Peter, where do you see yourself
in five years?Copy !req
314. Don't say doing your wife.
Don't say doing your wife.Copy !req
315. Doing your...Copy !req
316. son?Copy !req
317. Hey, Brian,
look at that.Copy !req
318. Y'all interested?Copy !req
319. We just take turns
being the Sheriff.Copy !req
320. It's real easy.Copy !req
321. You just hang out hereCopy !req
322. eat some pie and get drunk.Copy !req
323. Wait, hold on a second.Copy !req
324. "Pie"? "Drunk"? "The"?Copy !req
325. You got yourself a sheriff.Copy !req
326. Boy, it's so quiet
around here.Copy !req
327. I know.Copy !req
328. The-the phone hasn't
rang all day.Copy !req
329. I-I know.Copy !req
330. There's nothing,
nothing to, um...Copy !req
331. to, uh...Copy !req
332. um...Copy !req
333. uh, oh, boy, what's the word
I'm looking for?Copy !req
334. do.Copy !req
335. Uh, Brian, you-you're drunk.Copy !req
336. You're drunk.Copy !req
337. Give me your keys.Copy !req
338. What is this, Dad?Copy !req
339. A Southern
tradition, son.Copy !req
340. It's a reenactment
of the Civil War.Copy !req
341. Robert E. Lee.Copy !req
342. I knew I'd find you hereCopy !req
343. where they seat
the sorry-ass losers.Copy !req
344. Ulysses S. Grant,
you invite me to lunchCopy !req
345. then show up an hour late,
drunk?Copy !req
346. I was busy looking for your wife
to give her the old...Copy !req
347. Sir, this means war.Copy !req
348. I am vanquished.Copy !req
349. I hereby declare victory in the name
of the Confederacy.Copy !req
350. Uh, excuse me.Copy !req
351. Uh, I don't think
that's how it happened.Copy !req
352. I'm pretty sure the North won.Copy !req
353. What are you saying, fella?Copy !req
354. I'm saying that drunken idiot
kicked your sorry assesCopy !req
355. south of the
Donna Dixon line.Copy !req
356. We don't take too kindly
to that sort of talk, Mister.Copy !req
357. And I sure
as shoot don't wantCopy !req
358. your kid hanging around
with my kid.Copy !req
359. And if you think
I'm mad nowCopy !req
360. you got to answer
to them Civil War survivors.Copy !req
361. Uh, uh, uh, wait!Copy !req
362. Look over there!Copy !req
363. It's a newly married
interracial gay coupleCopy !req
364. burning the American flag.Copy !req
365. Get him!Copy !req
366. I guess we can't
hang out anymore.Copy !req
367. Guess not.Copy !req
368. That sucks, 'cause I really
like spending time with you.Copy !req
369. Me, too.Copy !req
370. What are you doing?Copy !req
371. Now, them Griffin boys
better grow some wingsCopy !req
372. or start flapping their arm.Copy !req
373. Lost them!Copy !req
374. Dad-blasted
Lincoln lovers.Copy !req
375. Anyone seen my foot?Copy !req
376. Man, was last night weird.Copy !req
377. I kissed a boy.Copy !req
378. But the truth is,
I really like him as a friend.Copy !req
379. His name is Sam.Copy !req
380. You kissed Sam
last night?Copy !req
381. How did you know?Copy !req
382. Well, you're saying it out loud.Copy !req
383. I could hear you
in the other room.Copy !req
384. The weird thing isCopy !req
385. kissing Sam
kind of felt right.Copy !req
386. But I don't know if
I can face him again.Copy !req
387. Brian, what should I do?Copy !req
388. I haven't been this confused
since the end of No Way Out.Copy !req
389. How does Kevin Costner
keep getting work?Copy !req
390. Oh, how do I shoot?
How do I shoot?Copy !req
391. Push "B"! "B" button!Copy !req
392. Telegram for Chris Griffin.Copy !req
393. Oh, he's not here.Copy !req
394. Well, where is he?Copy !req
395. I can't release
that information.Copy !req
396. Oh, uh, did I say Chris?Copy !req
397. I meant Chris's sister.Copy !req
398. Oh. Oh, well, if it's for Meg,
that's a whole other story.Copy !req
399. Here's her address.Copy !req
400. What are you doing?Copy !req
401. You were busy,
so I played your guy.Copy !req
402. Fine, I didn't want
to play, anyway.Copy !req
403. Well, then, it worked
out for everybody.Copy !req
404. I'm going to draw boobs
on the Etch-A-Sketch.Copy !req
405. Go ahead, they always
come out square.Copy !req
406. Oh, hi, Chris.Copy !req
407. Hey.Copy !req
408. Um, listen, SamCopy !req
409. I like hanging out
with you and all.Copy !req
410. It's just that I don't want
a romantic relationship.Copy !req
411. But I'd like it if
we could still be friends.Copy !req
412. I'd like that, too.Copy !req
413. Want to go for a swim?Copy !req
414. Sure.Copy !req
415. You're a girl!Copy !req
416. Of course I am.Copy !req
417. Oh, my God!Copy !req
418. Warm out today.Copy !req
419. Warm yesterday.Copy !req
420. Even warmer today.Copy !req
421. I got blisters on me fingers!Copy !req
422. A drop more
of the 'shine, my dear?Copy !req
423. Yes, please.Copy !req
424. You know, the kids
are going to beCopy !req
425. at that town social
for a while.Copy !req
426. I think I know
where you're going.Copy !req
427. Oh, God!Copy !req
428. Hello?Copy !req
429. Hello, Mrs. Griffin?Copy !req
430. Yeah. Shh! Shut up!Copy !req
431. You guys, shut up!Copy !req
432. Yeah, hi, this is the FBI,
calling from your house.Copy !req
433. Oh, God, oh, God!Copy !req
434. Hi, how is everything?Copy !req
435. Good, good,
real good, real good.Copy !req
436. Listen, uh,
promise you won't be madCopy !req
437. and it's probably nothing...Copy !req
438. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy.Copy !req
439. but, um, you know that
criminal who's after your son?Copy !req
440. Yeah, he might know
where you guys are.Copy !req
441. What?Copy !req
442. Peter, that criminalCopy !req
443. is on his way here
to kill Chris!Copy !req
444. We got to call the Sheriff.Copy !req
445. Holy crap, I'm on it, Lois.Copy !req
446. Sheriff's office.Copy !req
447. Yes, hello, this is
Peter Griffin.Copy !req
448. I'd like to report
a dangerous criminalCopy !req
449. who may be
coming into town.Copy !req
450. I'm sorry, could you
repeat your name?Copy !req
451. Yes, it's Peter Griffin.Copy !req
452. G-r-i-f-f-i-n.Copy !req
453. Wait a minute,
you're the Sheriff?Copy !req
454. Hang on one sec, honey,
I'm on the phone.Copy !req
455. Who's that?
My wife.Copy !req
456. Peter, Chris is in danger.Copy !req
457. Do something.Copy !req
458. Round up a posse.Copy !req
459. Yeah, well, see, I kind of
pissed off the whole townCopy !req
460. at that Civil War
reenactment.Copy !req
461. Oh, what are
we going to do?Copy !req
462. I don't know, LoisCopy !req
463. but I feel lower than
a bowlegged caterpillar.Copy !req
464. Now here's Roy.Copy !req
465. Sure is a ding-dang
of a hoedown.Copy !req
466. Nuh-uh, this here is
a hootenanny.Copy !req
467. - Hoedown!
- Hootenanny!Copy !req
468. - Hoedown!
- Hootenanny!Copy !req
469. - Hoedown!
- Hootenanny!Copy !req
470. Thank you,
thank you very much, thank you.Copy !req
471. Oh, and to the owner
of a John Deere tractorCopy !req
472. you're parked on top of a pig.Copy !req
473. John Deere tractor
on top of a pig.Copy !req
474. Sam, can I talk to you?Copy !req
475. Sure, but why aren't you
looking at me?Copy !req
476. Well, that's the thing, um.Copy !req
477. I'm no good at
talking to girls.Copy !req
478. That's why
I ran away from you.Copy !req
479. Well, you didn't
have trouble talking to meCopy !req
480. when you thought
I was a boy.Copy !req
481. Yeah, that's true.Copy !req
482. Just pretend I'm a boy.Copy !req
483. Okay.Copy !req
484. You want to go downCopy !req
485. to the Old Town Bridge
and make out?Copy !req
486. Yes, sir!Copy !req
487. And in the cityCopy !req
488. glasses are considered
really sexy.Copy !req
489. Dang, I hope her brotherCopy !req
490. don't already
have dibs on her.Copy !req
491. Meg, where's Chris?Copy !req
492. That criminal's here,
and he's after him.Copy !req
493. He's down by
the Old Town Bridge.Copy !req
494. You know, my brother is
the one he's here to kill.Copy !req
495. ( Southern accent :
My daughterCopy !req
496. would absolutely love you.Copy !req
497. You're so cute.Copy !req
498. You're like
a skinny Garth Brooks.Copy !req
499. Aha! I got you now, Griffin.Copy !req
500. Not so fast, buddy.Copy !req
501. Who are you?Copy !req
502. Oh, you can call me
Officer T.J. Hooker.Copy !req
503. Sheriff Officer T.J. Hooker.Copy !req
504. And this is my deputy,
McMillan and Wife.Copy !req
505. Well, I hated T.J. HookerCopy !req
506. and I never actually saw
McMillan and WifeCopy !req
507. although I was aware of it.Copy !req
508. Anyway, you're dead!Copy !req
509. Ha, you're mine now, fella!Copy !req
510. Ahh! Dad!Copy !req
511. Help! Help! Dad!Copy !req
512. You folks all right?Copy !req
513. Wow, you guys
saved our lives.Copy !req
514. And after I said that all
Southern people have bad teethCopy !req
515. and suffer from the gum disease
known as gingivitis.Copy !req
516. Well, we take care
of our ownCopy !req
517. and as long as
y'all live hereCopy !req
518. y'all are
Southerners, too.Copy !req
519. Wow, thanks.Copy !req
520. It's our pleasure.Copy !req
521. Sam, I'll see you at home.Copy !req
522. You know, I think
the lesson here isCopy !req
523. it really doesn't matter
where you're fromCopy !req
524. as long as we're all
the same religion.Copy !req
525. It was great having you
in class, Meg.Copy !req
526. Thanks.Copy !req
527. I'm really going
to miss everybody.Copy !req
528. We didn't have no money
for a presentCopy !req
529. so we all
just spit in a jar.Copy !req
530. I can't believe
you're leaving.Copy !req
531. Me either.Copy !req
532. I'll be sure to write.Copy !req
533. And I'll be sure
to learn to read.Copy !req
534. The next time I see
a dead guyCopy !req
535. I'm going to poke himCopy !req
536. twice as hard
for both of us.Copy !req
537. Oh, it's so nice
to be home.Copy !req
538. You have 113 new messages.Copy !req
539. Oh, my.Copy !req
540. Uh, yeah,
I was just wondering, uh...Copy !req
541. hmm... where
the newspaper boy was.Copy !req
542. Haven't seen a newspaper
in a couple days.Copy !req
543. Wondering if you're ever
going to come back.Copy !req
544. Guess who?Copy !req
545. Sorry to leave you
so many messages.Copy !req
546. Just lonely here.Copy !req
547. Thinking about
the muscley-arm paperboy.Copy !req
548. Wishing he'd come by
and bring me some good news.Copy !req
549. Where are you?Copy !req
550. You're starting to piss me off,
you little piggly sumbitch.Copy !req
551. Call me.Copy !req