1. It seems today that all you seeCopy !req
2. Is violence in movies and sex on TVCopy !req
3. But where are those
Good old-fashioned valuesCopy !req
4. On which we used to rely?Copy !req
5. Lucky there's a family guyCopy !req
6. Lucky there's a man who
positively can doCopy !req
7. All the things that make usCopy !req
8. Laugh and cry!Copy !req
9. He's a Family Guy!Copy !req
10. Coming this winter:
actors who don't look familiarCopy !req
11. in shows you're pretty sure
you've never heard ofCopy !req
12. on networks you've definitely
never heard of.Copy !req
13. First, it's The Marriage Man
on Geego Audience Prime Plus.Copy !req
14. Then Frenemy on Goldstar.Copy !req
15. And don't forget
The J. Tory Hampton Show on Traxx.Copy !req
16. Lump Monkeys on Forge.Copy !req
17. Comeuppance on LFR America.Copy !req
18. Tattle Babies on Blitz Kids.Copy !req
19. And Snapchatters on Perspire.Copy !req
20. Who's watching them? Probably no one.Copy !req
21. Are they comedies or dramas?Copy !req
22. We're not even sure.Copy !req
23. Turn your office watercoolerCopy !req
24. into a modern-day Tower of Babel.Copy !req
25. - The Marriage Man!
- Frenemy!Copy !req
26. - Lump Monkeys!
- Snapchatters!Copy !req
27. - The J. Tory Hampton Show!
- Lump Monkeys!Copy !req
28. Gay Paree!Copy !req
29. TV, what a mess.Copy !req
30. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
31. You know how I've been dieting
like a maniac the last couple weeks?Copy !req
32. Aw, damn it, that means
we're having people over.Copy !req
33. We're having people over!Copy !req
34. I just got off the phone with my mom,Copy !req
35. and all the Pewterschmidts
are coming here for Thanksgiving.Copy !req
36. I can't believe
you invited the whole family.Copy !req
37. You know I hate big Thanksgivings.Copy !req
38. Don't worry, Peter, it's gonna be fun.Copy !req
39. And I can handle most of the prep myself.Copy !req
40. I just need you to go to the marketCopy !req
41. and get some extra napkins.Copy !req
42. - That's not so bad.
- Oh. Pick up some wine for the adults.Copy !req
43. I can do that.Copy !req
44. And put the extra leaf
in the dining room table.Copy !req
45. Oh, stop it. It's so simple.Copy !req
46. Yeah, right. That table
ain't been opened in five years.Copy !req
47. It'll be fine.
Just don't drink while you do it.Copy !req
48. And for God's sake,
don't lose your temper with Chris.Copy !req
49. All right, one, two, three.Copy !req
50. Hup!Copy !req
51. One more time.Copy !req
52. Hup!Copy !req
53. Okay, all right, bend the knees.Copy !req
54. Let's give it a good pull.Copy !req
55. Hup!Copy !req
56. Yeah, I think one side is stuck.Copy !req
57. Do you, son?
Okay, on three.Copy !req
58. One, two, three.Copy !req
59. Hup!Copy !req
60. Hup! Hup!Copy !req
61. Hup! Hup! Hup!Copy !req
62. I think it's still stuck.Copy !req
63. Oh, is that right?Copy !req
64. Lot of narration.Copy !req
65. It's like opening a table with Ken Burns.Copy !req
66. Um, why don't you go easy on that stuff?Copy !req
67. This "stuff" is the only thing
stopping youCopy !req
68. from getting so karate-chopped right now.Copy !req
69. Okay, big pull, on three.Copy !req
70. All right, one, two, three. Hup!Copy !req
71. It's this one side, it's just stuck.Copy !req
72. I know it's stuck!
Everyone sees it's stuck!Copy !req
73. Are there voices you're hearing shouting,
"It's not stuck"?Copy !req
74. 'Cause if you hear any argumentCopy !req
75. from anybody who says it isn't stuck,Copy !req
76. you send them to me, and I will
so karate-chop them in the face!Copy !req
77. Got it?Copy !req
78. I'm not sure that that's…Copy !req
79. What?
What aren't you sure about?Copy !req
80. Hup!Copy !req
81. Hup! Hup! Hup!Copy !req
82. Hey, Chris. Table looks stuck.Copy !req
83. Oh, really?
"Sky blue," says star witness.Copy !req
84. You know what's crazy
about this time of year?Copy !req
85. Everything is pumpkin spice.Copy !req
86. We all follow your Twitter feed, Joe.Copy !req
87. God, Thanksgiving
is such a pain in the ass.Copy !req
88. I hate hosting.Copy !req
89. I hear you, Peter.
I hate Thanksgiving, too.Copy !req
90. Bonnie's sister is married
to a real show-off.Copy !req
91. Denise, Wendell, it's great to see you.Copy !req
92. - Wendell.
- Joseph.Copy !req
93. It's just Joe. I think you know that.Copy !req
94. My Thanksgiving's also a nightmare.Copy !req
95. Donna's cousins are two-thirds
of Tony! Toni! Toné!Copy !req
96. - Which ones?
- The "E" and the "I."Copy !req
97. Aw, no Tony with a "Y."Copy !req
98. That is correct.Copy !req
99. We lack the alpha Tony.Copy !req
100. Well, at least you guys
celebrate with your families.Copy !req
101. Last year I spent Thanksgiving
with my old blow-up sex dolls.Copy !req
102. Here you go, Carla.Copy !req
103. See?
We can do other things together.Copy !req
104. How's the turkey?
I made it myself.Copy !req
105. Oh, don't look so surprised.Copy !req
106. Ah. Someone's getting sleepy.Copy !req
107. Must be the tryptophan.Copy !req
108. I'll put a pot of coffee on.Copy !req
109. Janet, coffee? Carla, coffee?Copy !req
110. Dina, coffee? Sasha, coffee?Copy !req
111. Dad, coffee?Copy !req
112. I wish I had given you
more siblings, Glenn.Copy !req
113. You know, sometimes I envy
the guys in the town jail.Copy !req
114. They get a turkey dinner on QuahogCopy !req
115. and don't have the hassle
of hosting their families.Copy !req
116. Well, yeah, but they're in prison.Copy !req
117. Nah, jail isn't prison.
Prison is big and scary.Copy !req
118. Jail is just a sleeping deputy
with keys that can be grabbedCopy !req
119. by a long broom handle
or a mischievous dog.Copy !req
120. Do black people ever go to jail?Copy !req
121. No. They go to prison.Copy !req
122. Well, maybe going to jail
is what we should do.Copy !req
123. - Peter, that's ridiculous.
- Hear me out, hear me out.Copy !req
124. We'll commit a small crimeCopy !req
125. and get put in jail for a couple days.Copy !req
126. - That's insane!
- Peter, Peter, you're crazy!Copy !req
127. - Ridiculous!
- Unconscionable!Copy !req
128. - Lump Monkeys!
- Have you lost your mind?Copy !req
129. - That's crazy!
- Lump Monkeys!Copy !req
130. All right, Joe, there's chaos at the top.Copy !req
131. Time to step up and be the leaderCopy !req
132. - of this group of friends.
- Lump Monkeys!Copy !req
133. Guys, what if we all go to Vermont?Copy !req
134. Let's just do Peter's thing.Copy !req
135. Okay, if we want to get arrested,Copy !req
136. the best way to do it is
to get caught on the Ring appCopy !req
137. stealing people's packages.Copy !req
138. I forgot to steal the package.Copy !req
139. I think this is probably enough.Copy !req
140. I don't know exactly what this is,Copy !req
141. but this… This is crime.Copy !req
142. Swanson!Copy !req
143. Police Superintendent Chalmers.Copy !req
144. My brother is superintendent
of the schools in Springfield.Copy !req
145. Our parents divorced
when we were very young.Copy !req
146. I was raised entirely by our mother,Copy !req
147. he by our father.Copy !req
148. We've never met.
There's a lot of backstory.Copy !req
149. And you four are under arrest.Copy !req
150. I can't believe the plan worked.Copy !req
151. Here we are, the city jail.Copy !req
152. What's going on?
Why aren't we stopping?Copy !req
153. You guys think you're
the first ones to have this idea?Copy !req
154. The jail's already full of dads
getting out of Thanksgiving.Copy !req
155. Well, if we're not going to Quahog jail,Copy !req
156. where are we going?Copy !req
157. The only place where
there's room for the weekend:Copy !req
158. the state penitentiary.Copy !req
159. You guys thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
160. Wacky mug shot montage.Copy !req
161. Hey, uh, are my friends coming?Copy !req
162. No, they're all calling lawyers.Copy !req
163. You used your one call
on this party photo booth guy.Copy !req
164. Eh, we'll see who
has more fun this weekend.Copy !req
165. Yeah, it just doesn't seem right.Copy !req
166. We're in here, and everyone on Wall StreetCopy !req
167. is free as a bird.Copy !req
168. Joe, now is not the time
for your bland political musings.Copy !req
169. This sucks.
The courts are closed for Thanksgiving,Copy !req
170. which means we can't even
go before a judge till Monday.Copy !req
171. That's five whole days here.Copy !req
172. What the hell are we gonna do?Copy !req
173. Well, if we're congress, we'll do nothing.Copy !req
174. All right, that one was sharp.
Good job, Joe.Copy !req
175. And you know, maybe-maybe prison
won't be so bad.Copy !req
176. Maybe we just got to make the best of it.Copy !req
177. Like those guys over there. Look.Copy !req
178. They're playing leapfrog.
No one's jumping, though.Copy !req
179. And that guy in the back
definitely has to get up higher.Copy !req
180. Who taught these guys how to play?Copy !req
181. Peter, please stop watching it.Copy !req
182. Guys, I think we're in trouble here.Copy !req
183. Come on, we're gonna be fine.Copy !req
184. Joe, you should be
more terrified than any of us.Copy !req
185. What if someone figures out you're a cop?Copy !req
186. It's not gonna happen.
I spent years undercover.Copy !req
187. I'm a master of disguise.Copy !req
188. What?
You're in a wheelchair.Copy !req
189. You can't disguise yourself as anything.Copy !req
190. Is that so, Dad?Copy !req
191. Chris? But that's impossible.Copy !req
192. I've seen Chris standing up many times.Copy !req
193. Have you?Copy !req
194. Hey, Chris, I got two tickets for the Sox.Copy !req
195. - Want to go?
- You got it, Dad.Copy !req
196. Oh, charley horse.Copy !req
197. Oh, another charley horse, huh?Copy !req
198. Well, you sit tight, Chris.Copy !req
199. I can just take Joe's
brother-in-law Wendell.Copy !req
200. Christopher.Copy !req
201. It's just Chris.
I think you know that.Copy !req
202. The conjugal visit room is being used.Copy !req
203. So, does your foot reach?Copy !req
204. Peter, enough.
You ruined Thanksgiving.Copy !req
205. I have to host 20 people by myself.Copy !req
206. - You smoke now?
- Yeah.Copy !req
207. I have a husband in prison.Copy !req
208. That's who smokes, genius.Copy !req
209. Stewie, why do you look like
1976 Elton John?Copy !req
210. I'm trying to keep a low profile.Copy !req
211. You know that old sitcom premiseCopy !req
212. where the kid has two dates to the prom?Copy !req
213. Well, I, um…Copy !req
214. I may sorta, kinda
be engaged to four prisoners.Copy !req
215. You're what?
Stewie, that's crazy.Copy !req
216. Oh, relax, Brian, I'm just humoring them.Copy !req
217. It's not serious.Copy !req
218. Stewie, don't forget,Copy !req
219. we're meeting DJs tomorrow.Copy !req
220. Sure thing, Clint.Copy !req
221. His mother thinks it's her wedding.Copy !req
222. But we'll see.Copy !req
223. How did you even meet these guys?Copy !req
224. Easily.
They were my pen pals.Copy !req
225. You have prison pen pals?Copy !req
226. Yes. A lot of people write prisoners.Copy !req
227. Even Hollywood celebrity Kal Penn.Copy !req
228. Kal Penn writes a prisoner?Copy !req
229. Yeah. Ken. Lives in California.Copy !req
230. You've never heard
of Kal Penn's pen pal KenCopy !req
231. in the Cal pen?Copy !req
232. How could I possibly
have heard of Kal Penn'sCopy !req
233. pen pal Ken in the Cal pen?Copy !req
234. Through this song.Copy !req
235. Well, I do get a yen
Every now and thenCopy !req
236. To pick up a pen, like my pal Kal PennCopy !req
237. And a note I will send
Every now and againCopy !req
238. To my pal Big Ben
Who is locked in the penCopy !req
239. 'Cause he beat up some men
And he got five to tenCopy !req
240. And he'll do it againCopy !req
241. Dah, dah, dah-dah-dahCopy !req
242. Kal Penn.Copy !req
243. - Who was that for?
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
244. Phil Spector's in this prison.Copy !req
245. Kid, I know talent and shooting
waitresses in the mouth,Copy !req
246. and you've got talent.Copy !req
247. We're gonna make a record.Copy !req
248. God, every crevice
of this prison is terrifying.Copy !req
249. Eh, it's not so bad.Copy !req
250. I made one-eye contact with Bill Cosby.Copy !req
251. Well, well, well.Copy !req
252. Three "wells" is never a good sign.Copy !req
253. - I think you guys have our lunches.
- Called it.Copy !req
254. Uh, sorry, sir.
We don't want any trouble.Copy !req
255. Yeah, we'll sit somewhere else.Copy !req
256. Come on, guys, let's avoid confrontation.Copy !req
257. And whatever happens,Copy !req
258. let's make sure
we're not goaded into fightsCopy !req
259. by simple playground taunts.Copy !req
260. Damn.
I was hoping for chicken.Copy !req
261. Nobody calls me chicken.Copy !req
262. Peter, no!Copy !req
263. Aw, damn it, I lost a front tooth.Copy !req
264. Well, hopefully in the prison yearbookCopy !req
265. I'll just look like a cute kindergartner.Copy !req
266. I'm starving.Copy !req
267. We haven't eaten since we got here.Copy !req
268. That's 'cause other prisoners
keep taking our meals.Copy !req
269. And God knows what else
they're gonna do to us.Copy !req
270. We have three more days here,Copy !req
271. and we're not gonna survive
three more minutes.Copy !req
272. That's 'cause you don't have a gangCopy !req
273. - to protect you.
- A gang?Copy !req
274. Yeah, when you're in a gang,
no one will mess with you.Copy !req
275. That's why everyone joins one.Copy !req
276. I used to be in a gang.Copy !req
277. It was called the Republican party.Copy !req
278. Our friend is very political.Copy !req
279. So, how do we get
into one of these gangs?Copy !req
280. Actually, you guys showed up
at the perfect time.Copy !req
281. Tomorrow is the start of Prison Rush Week.Copy !req
282. Get in one, and you're home free.Copy !req
283. That's a great idea!Copy !req
284. Let's celebrate by pretentiously
analyzing some prison wine.Copy !req
285. Okay, I'm getting notes of, um…Copy !req
286. Uh, well, feces.Copy !req
287. Man, getting in a gangCopy !req
288. is gonna be harder than I thought.Copy !req
289. Speak for yourself, Peter.Copy !req
290. What gang is this?Copy !req
291. We're the Not Cops.Copy !req
292. We're all definitely not cops.Copy !req
293. So you think firemen are cool?Copy !req
294. Firemen cook spaghetti.Copy !req
295. And I think y'all know who I joined.Copy !req
296. Are you now Kareem Abdul-Jableeveland?Copy !req
297. I am Kareem Abdul-Jableeveland.Copy !req
298. Hey, you know Muslims
can't drink alcohol, right?Copy !req
299. I am Cleveland "Hurricane" Carter.Copy !req
300. Well, Quagmire,
guess it's just you and me now.Copy !req
301. Sorry, Peter, I'm in MS-13.Copy !req
302. - What? How?
- It was easy.Copy !req
303. - I said I was loco.
- Loco!Copy !req
304. - Si.
- Muy loco.Copy !req
305. Well, I can be loco.Copy !req
306. I have a teardrop tattoo on my cheek.Copy !req
307. Where? I don't see it.Copy !req
308. Not-not that cheek.Copy !req
309. Peter, that's an unwiped watermelon seed.Copy !req
310. - Loco?
- No. No loco.Copy !req
311. Hey, Peter, is that your baby over there?Copy !req
312. We want fun. We want upbeat.
And for our dance,Copy !req
313. we want "You Belong with Me"
by Taylor Swift.Copy !req
314. Great, great.
I also have some more classic options,Copy !req
315. - like "At Last."
- Okay.Copy !req
316. So… So, what I need
is someone I can work with.Copy !req
317. Can you be that person?Copy !req
318. There you guys are.
I haven't seen you all day.Copy !req
319. Me and the Not Cops
were watching Die HardCopy !req
320. and not commentingCopy !req
321. on the believability of the police work.Copy !req
322. Could John McClane
really foil a giant heistCopy !req
323. outside his jurisdiction,
then just walk awayCopy !req
324. and do zero paperwork?Copy !req
325. We don't know or care,
'cause we're not cops.Copy !req
326. And I got my law degree.Copy !req
327. I am now Cleveland J. Roman J. Israel,Copy !req
328. and I will be wearing wine-colored suits.Copy !req
329. - You look crazy.
- Well, in his defense,Copy !req
330. the movie was set in the '70s, wasn't it?Copy !req
331. No, it's modern-day.Copy !req
332. Oh, my stars.Copy !req
333. All right, everyone, that's lanch.Copy !req
334. I mean, lunch.
Sorry, it's my first day.Copy !req
335. This sucks.
Everyone's eating lanch but me.Copy !req
336. I'm never gonna find a gang.Copy !req
337. Hey.
You look like you could use a friend.Copy !req
338. Well, let's just say in prison,Copy !req
339. this guy comes off.Copy !req
340. I meant my gang.
We're looking for members.Copy !req
341. - I bet you'd fit right in.
- Really?Copy !req
342. You only have to do one thing first.Copy !req
343. As the new white guy in prison,Copy !req
344. you have to shiv the new black guy.Copy !req
345. Oh, you guys are that kind of gang.Copy !req
346. This is prison.Copy !req
347. No one survives on their own.Copy !req
348. So it's either him or you.Copy !req
349. Man, I don't want to hurt Cleveland.Copy !req
350. But I don't want to die.
And it would be niceCopy !req
351. to have people to go
to Smash Mouth concerts with.Copy !req
352. Wait, you guys go
to Smash Mouth concerts, right?Copy !req
353. We're Nazis, Peter.
We like Smash Mouth.Copy !req
354. Come on, there's got to be a way
you'll let me in the gangCopy !req
355. without shivving Cleveland.Copy !req
356. Ooh, ooh, I got an idea.
There was this prison movie,Copy !req
357. and-and there was this guy
who wanted to win overCopy !req
358. the other prisoners,
and you know what he did?Copy !req
359. He ate seven eggs.
It was amazing.Copy !req
360. So, you bring me sevenCopy !req
361. or some other reasonable amount of eggs…Copy !req
362. Peter, I know it's 50 eggs.Copy !req
363. Ah, you're a film buff.Copy !req
364. Yeah. Before this,
I was in the USC directors program.Copy !req
365. Well, if you can call it that.Copy !req
366. You think you're learning about film,Copy !req
367. but, really,
you're getting a degree in politics.Copy !req
368. I know, everything is so political.Copy !req
369. So political.
Best advice I ever got:Copy !req
370. whatever business you think you work in,Copy !req
371. you really work in sales.Copy !req
372. Because you're always selling yourself.Copy !req
373. Yeah, wow, that is… That is good.Copy !req
374. - You are smart.
- Well, I didn't say it.Copy !req
375. - I'm just repeating it.
- Well, still,Copy !req
376. you recognized its value.Copy !req
377. That-That's not nothing.Copy !req
378. Well, we're so happy you're all here.Copy !req
379. We thought it might be funCopy !req
380. to kick things off
with a game of Heads Up!Copy !req
381. - Daddy, do you want to start?
- No.Copy !req
382. You just hold this up to your head,Copy !req
383. and then we're gonna give you
clues to help you guess it.Copy !req
384. I only like games with sticks.Copy !req
385. Okay, ready?Copy !req
386. Go.Copy !req
387. Okay. It's a show.Copy !req
388. Annie Get Your Gun.Copy !req
389. No, it's on TV.Copy !req
390. Oh. Poirot?Copy !req
391. What is that?
I've never heard of that.Copy !req
392. Uh, it's a Belgian detective on PBS.Copy !req
393. We just love it.Copy !req
394. It's about seven castaways.
There's a professorCopy !req
395. and a millionaire, and a movie star.Copy !req
396. - Poirot!
- No.Copy !req
397. We already said it's not Poirot.Copy !req
398. It's about people
who took a three-hour tour.Copy !req
399. No, it's not.
It's about a Belgian detective.Copy !req
400. It's on PBS.Copy !req
401. The title character
is played by Bob Denver.Copy !req
402. - It's pronounced "David Suchet."
- Who's that?Copy !req
403. - I'm gonna guess Poirot.
- It's not Poirot!Copy !req
404. Damn it, just pass!Copy !req
405. Okay, this is a movie…Copy !req
406. Roman J. Israel, Esq.Copy !req
407. Yay!Copy !req
408. Come on, Peter, it's him or you.Copy !req
409. And-and he's not so great.Copy !req
410. Don't forget, he's the one who told youCopy !req
411. all those Schoolhouse Rock! spoilers.Copy !req
412. I had no idea that bill
would become a law.Copy !req
413. Sorry, Peter.Copy !req
414. My gang said I wasn't really locoCopy !req
415. unless I shivved someone,Copy !req
416. and you're the one guy
without gang protection, so…Copy !req
417. Sorry, Quagmire.Copy !req
418. As a Not Cop,
I have to shiv a guy in the Latin gangCopy !req
419. and then blame it on Cleve…Copy !req
420. No one made me do this.Copy !req
421. I'm just sick of your overt racism.Copy !req
422. Guys, guys, stop.Copy !req
423. Stop. Look at us.Copy !req
424. We're shivving each other on Thanksgiving.Copy !req
425. Oh, wait, no one shivved Cleveland.Copy !req
426. But what are we doing?Copy !req
427. What are all of us doing?Copy !req
428. Fighting in here amongst ourselvesCopy !req
429. while Brooks is out there
waiting for all of us,Copy !req
430. bagging groceries,Copy !req
431. adapting to this new world seamlessly…Copy !req
432. Brooks hung himself.Copy !req
433. Oh, my stars.Copy !req
434. The point is, in life,Copy !req
435. you need to be thankful for what you have.Copy !req
436. I wasn't, and it got me in here.Copy !req
437. I let down my family, especially my wife.Copy !req
438. I just wish she was here
so I could tell her I'm sorry.Copy !req
439. I am here, Peter.Copy !req
440. Not now, prison ladyboy
who talks like my wifeCopy !req
441. to please me sexually.Copy !req
442. No, Peter, we're here.Copy !req
443. Lois! What are you doing here?Copy !req
444. I thought you were having
Thanksgiving with your parents.Copy !req
445. Chris got caught
watching cousin Katie pee,Copy !req
446. so that kind of ended things.Copy !req
447. Well, I wanted to get caught. That's…Copy !req
448. It's part of it.Copy !req
449. And the truth is, Peter,
we're not a family without you.Copy !req
450. Can you ever forgive me?Copy !req
451. Of course I can, Peter.Copy !req
452. Hi, Peter.Copy !req
453. Who's your little friend?Copy !req
454. Not now, Prison Lois.Copy !req
455. So it's over?Copy !req
456. And what was Venice?Copy !req
457. Same thing it always was, babe:Copy !req
458. a dream we both wanted to believe.Copy !req
459. Peter, who was that?Copy !req
460. Not now, Front-Sex Lois.Copy !req
461. The important thing is,
my days of selfishnessCopy !req
462. and red-wig twinks are over.Copy !req
463. I'm ready to come home with you.Copy !req
464. But, Peter, you're in here till next week.Copy !req
465. Not anymore.Copy !req
466. Hi, I'm the wardenCopy !req
467. and definitely not a psychotic prisonerCopy !req
468. who just stabbed the warden
and stole his clothes.Copy !req
469. Shh, shh!
Everyone, the warden's talking.Copy !req
470. By the rules of prison and The Love Boat,Copy !req
471. you've made up,Copy !req
472. which means you get to leave
wiser and happier.Copy !req
473. I love you, Lois.Copy !req
474. I love you, Peter.Copy !req
475. Hey, Lois, one day, let's go to Venice.Copy !req
476. You promise?Copy !req
477. I said it, didn't I?Copy !req
478. - Donna!
- Bonnie!Copy !req
479. Sex doll!Copy !req
480. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
481. All right, guys, settle down.Copy !req
482. Well, we're certainly glad
to have you home, Peter,Copy !req
483. but I hope you learned your lesson.Copy !req
484. I learned a hard lesson, Lois.Copy !req
485. But it's not all bad.Copy !req
486. I got to make a license plate for our carCopy !req
487. that says "butthole."Copy !req
488. Isn't that too many letters?Copy !req
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