1. We now return
to Doctor Who Farted.Copy !req
2. Doctor, the alien
attack has begun!Copy !req
3. We've got to return
to the 21st century!Copy !req
4. Uh... we can't go into
the time machine right now.Copy !req
5. But they're going
to kill us all!Copy !req
6. All right, all right,
just one second.Copy !req
7. So, how was your weekend?Copy !req
8. I-Is, is it your line?Copy !req
9. I don't...
Uh, no, I don't think so.Copy !req
10. I'm-I'm sorry,
whose line is it?Copy !req
11. Cut!Copy !req
12. That was Peter's line.
Where's Peter?Copy !req
13. Sorry, I was in my trailer
eating fancy nuts and smoking.Copy !req
14. All right,
everybody, take five.Copy !req
15. Okay, I'll be in my dressing
room playing online poker.Copy !req
16. That's me asking for help.Copy !req
17. Hi, I'm James Woods.Copy !req
18. You might know me
from banging your nieceCopy !req
19. on a pile of your brother's
pool equipment.Copy !req
20. Or from Salvador.Copy !req
21. But tonight,
I'm here to take youCopy !req
22. behind the scenes
on the set of Family Guy.Copy !req
23. For the first time ever,
you'll see what a typicalCopy !req
24. production week is like
for TV's 11th favorite family.Copy !req
25. So please join me as we goCopy !req
26. Inside Family Guy.Copy !req
27. Well, it's certainly not easy
being a familyCopy !req
28. that also happens to star
in a sitcom together.Copy !req
29. Especially last year,
when I discoveredCopy !req
30. those naked pictures
of that 18-year-old internCopy !req
31. on Peter's phone.Copy !req
32. But he explained
that his phone numberCopy !req
33. was the old number
of-of her ex-boyfriend,Copy !req
34. so... what was it again?Copy !req
35. Oh, the Cloud, that's right.Copy !req
36. So the photos were on the Cloud,Copy !req
37. and that the-the Cloud
pulled the pictures or...?Copy !req
38. I mean, even if the pictures had
not been sent directly to him,Copy !req
39. and that's why he has them.Copy !req
40. And-and we both
called the Apple store,Copy !req
41. and they said they can't
disprove that it doesn't happen,Copy !req
42. so here we are, still married,
still on the show.Copy !req
43. A-And it's happened
five times since then,Copy !req
44. and some of the pictures had
both Peter and the girl in them.Copy !req
45. Being on this show reminds meCopy !req
46. of one of my favorite
quotes from Macbeth.Copy !req
47. What's the quote?Copy !req
48. Whoa!Copy !req
49. I didn't realize
this was a trial.Copy !req
50. Objection, Your Honor.Copy !req
51. Oh, yeah, it's great, you know,
doing a show with your family.Copy !req
52. 'Cause what guy doesn't
want to go to his officeCopy !req
53. and have his family there?Copy !req
54. You know, and then you
go home after workCopy !req
55. and catch up with the family.Copy !req
56. And then, uh,
next day, same thing.Copy !req
57. Just trying to make it to
the weekend, so you can, uh...Copy !req
58. spend some time with the family.Copy !req
59. Isn't that the dream?Copy !req
60. Now, I-I understand the showCopy !req
61. was quite different
when it started.Copy !req
62. Yeah, in the original pilot,
I was actually the star.Copy !req
63. It was called,
Chris Griffin: Teen Doctor.Copy !req
64. Sir, I'm afraid
I've got some bad news.Copy !req
65. Well, it can't be any
worse than what's in here.Copy !req
66. I ad-libbed that line.Copy !req
67. I wasn't even supposed to talk.Copy !req
68. What they didn't know
is that I'd been privatelyCopy !req
69. doing jokes
about the newspaper for years.Copy !req
70. But, you know,
it's not just the GriffinsCopy !req
71. who work hard to make
Family Guy what it is.Copy !req
72. Here in the props department,Copy !req
73. some sweaty guy
is working on the Petercopter.Copy !req
74. That's right.Copy !req
75. You know, a lot of people
don't realize SEAL Team SixCopy !req
76. actually completed
their mission in this puppy.Copy !req
77. Oh, cool, Family Guy!Copy !req
78. Over here!
I'm down here!Copy !req
79. Knock-knock?Copy !req
80. Yeah?
Hi, Stewie.Copy !req
81. Hey, I was just showing
the viewers around Family Guy,Copy !req
82. and we thought we'd drop in
and talk to you about the show.Copy !req
83. You want to talk
about the show?Copy !req
84. I'll talk about the show.
The show sucks.Copy !req
85. The only reason I stay here
is to maintain my profileCopy !req
86. for my start-up business,
DiscreetCrepe.com.Copy !req
87. Hi. Are you a straight,
adult male who likesCopy !req
88. to eat crepes without people
making unwanted assumptionsCopy !req
89. about your private life?Copy !req
90. Go to DiscreetCrepe.com,Copy !req
91. place your order,
and within 30 minutes...Copy !req
92. Very masculine pizza delivery
for Stewie Griffin?Copy !req
93. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
94. Mmm, strawberry-banana Nutella
with raspberry drizzle!Copy !req
95. Now I just need a guy's butt
to eat this off of,Copy !req
96. and I got myself a night.Copy !req
97. But of course,
every episode of Family GuyCopy !req
98. starts with the writing.Copy !req
99. And here we are...
the Family Guy writers' room...Copy !req
100. where the writers
are hard at workCopy !req
101. with the show's
talented cast.Copy !req
102. Look, don't get me wrong, guys,
I-I think it's hilarious,Copy !req
103. and-and I totally get
that the sex thingCopy !req
104. is what made me popular,
but would it kill usCopy !req
105. to just once tell a joke
that brings glory to God?Copy !req
106. Eight years ago, Glenn opened
a restaurant where he wasCopy !req
107. spying on ladies
peeing in the bathroom.Copy !req
108. As part of the class-action
settlement,Copy !req
109. he entered rehab,
and that's where he found Jesus.Copy !req
110. The restaurant
was called Sprinklers.Copy !req
111. That should've been a tip-off.Copy !req
112. He still runs Dumpy's, but I'm
pretty sure that one's legit.Copy !req
113. As the star of the show,Copy !req
114. Peter likes to stay involved
in the writing process.Copy !req
115. All right,
butthorns,Copy !req
116. which one of you idiots
wrote this script?Copy !req
117. Uh, I did.Copy !req
118. Oh, what'd you write it,
like, on a computer?Copy !req
119. Yeah.Copy !req
120. So you know a lot
about computers?Copy !req
121. Yeah.Copy !req
122. Can you show me how to turn off
the flashlight on my phone?Copy !req
123. Don't touch my phone!Copy !req
124. And another thing, I read
this piece of garbage script.Copy !req
125. It's only one page.Copy !req
126. That's never gonna cut it.Copy !req
127. Uh, that's
just the cover.Copy !req
128. You can turn the page,
like this.Copy !req
129. Well, why you hiding all these
pages behind the first page?Copy !req
130. What's wrong with them?Copy !req
131. Stand by your work
or get out!Copy !req
132. Now, spit in each
other's mouths.Copy !req
133. You know I'm only tough on you
'cause I hate you, right?Copy !req
134. Yeah, over the years, Peter's
become just a total nightmare.Copy !req
135. I mean, you know,
he's not Jim Belushi.Copy !req
136. He's not peeing
in Snapple bottles on set,Copy !req
137. which is, like,
a totally real thing.Copy !req
138. But he-he's-he's pretty bad.Copy !req
139. Dad refuses to interact
with any actors on set.Copy !req
140. He'll only rehearse
with helium balloonsCopy !req
141. with crudely drawn faces
on them.Copy !req
142. I'm sorry, Meg,
but you're grounded.Copy !req
143. But, Dad,
the prom is tonight. Over.Copy !req
144. You heard
your father, Meg. Over.Copy !req
145. Peter, you ready
to hit the Drunken Clam?Copy !req
146. Over.Copy !req
147. It's difficult having to give up
my chair for the balloon.Copy !req
148. But that's the business
we call "show."Copy !req
149. Excuse me, Joe.Copy !req
150. The Fat Man's behavior
has been deterioratingCopy !req
151. for quite some time.Copy !req
152. And I think someone may haveCopy !req
153. placed an anonymous phone call
to the network about it.Copy !req
154. Word around the stage is they've
decided to finally fire PeterCopy !req
155. and replace him
with another actor.Copy !req
156. And this time, it's permanent.Copy !req
157. Not like when we killed off
Brian for a few episodes,Copy !req
158. so he could shoot
that crappy movie— what was it?Copy !req
159. It was a remake of Old Yeller
where the dogCopy !req
160. gets the drop on him
and kills him first.Copy !req
161. I'm sorry.Copy !req
162. No, I'm sorry.Copy !req
163. They miscalculated the number
of dogs who buy movie tickets.Copy !req
164. It's actually
pretty awkward.Copy !req
165. I mean, Dad's the only one
in the whole productionCopy !req
166. who doesn't know
he's being fired.Copy !req
167. But he'll find out tomorrow
at the table read.Copy !req
168. This is how we did that.Copy !req
169. Bet you didn't know.Copy !req
170. The table read is where the
Family Guy cast reads aloudCopy !req
171. that week's script
to see how the storyCopy !req
172. and the jokes are working.Copy !req
173. And where Peter will learn
he's being written off the show.Copy !req
174. Okay, everybody, welcome to
the table read for this week'sCopy !req
175. episode, entitled, "Peter Dies
(We're Really Serious, No Joke,Copy !req
176. He's Dead
and Never Coming Back)."Copy !req
177. Oh, and there's other pages.
You got to turn them.Copy !req
178. Here, let me show you.Copy !req
179. "Interior, Griffins'
living room, day.Copy !req
180. "Brian, Meg and Chris watch TV.Copy !req
181. Lois enters, upset."Copy !req
182. You guys, I have terrible news!Copy !req
183. Your father is dead.Copy !req
184. He was shot in the head
while killing himself.Copy !req
185. I suppose he had his demons.Copy !req
186. And his enemies.Copy !req
187. Wait, I'm... I'm what?Copy !req
188. Oh-oh, I know.Copy !req
189. Stewie's gonna fire up
his time machine and undo this.Copy !req
190. "Stewie enters."Copy !req
191. Brian, bad news.Copy !req
192. My time machine got a virusCopy !req
193. that causes Dad to die again
if it's ever used.Copy !req
194. Oh, wait, you know what?Copy !req
195. I-I bet this
is all Chris' dream.Copy !req
196. Wow, I am wide awake!Copy !req
197. Okay, but there's
no way this is real.Copy !req
198. They'd have to bring in
someone to replace me.Copy !req
199. "Uncle Ricky,
played by sitcom buzzardCopy !req
200. David Spade, enters."Copy !req
201. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
202. Uncle Ricky!Copy !req
203. Hey guys,
a time period called.Copy !req
204. They want an object back.Copy !req
205. Aw, do we have
to go to Dad's funeral?Copy !req
206. Let's just play
with Uncle Ricky instead.Copy !req
207. "The family cheers.Copy !req
208. They do not miss Peter."Copy !req
209. I'm sorry, Peter,
but the productionCopy !req
210. just can't deal
with all your nonsense anymore.Copy !req
211. We're letting you go.Copy !req
212. Oh, please,
don't do this!Copy !req
213. I'm begging you, just
give me one more chance!Copy !req
214. Okay, fine.Copy !req
215. All right, that's it,
you're fired!Copy !req
216. And you guys are
all okay with this?Copy !req
217. I'm sorry,
sweetheart.Copy !req
218. This is painful
for all of us,Copy !req
219. but we just don't
see another option.Copy !req
220. Yeah, Peter, we love you,Copy !req
221. and-and you're
still part of the family,Copy !req
222. just not part of the show.Copy !req
223. Look, I don't know
who brought this on,Copy !req
224. but maybe it's for the best.Copy !req
225. All right, fine,
you bastards can fire me,Copy !req
226. but at least I'm leaving
with my dignity.Copy !req
227. Have a good life, Mr. G.Copy !req
228. Your penis is out.Copy !req
229. Welcome back
to Inside Family Guy.Copy !req
230. I'm your host and angel investor
to the Fappening,Copy !req
231. James Woods.Copy !req
232. Boy, we picked
quite a week to documentCopy !req
233. the production
of a Family Guy episode.Copy !req
234. Yesterday, Peter Griffin
was fired from the showCopy !req
235. and replaced by David Spade.Copy !req
236. Given this surprising
development,Copy !req
237. we decided to follow Peter,
and see if our camerasCopy !req
238. could capture his story,
as well.Copy !req
239. We caught up with Peter
at Hollywood's legendaryCopy !req
240. Chateau Marmont Hotel,
where I once engagedCopy !req
241. in the consensual murder
of an underaged prostitute.Copy !req
242. So, what's your plan?Copy !req
243. Are you going to be
staying here for awhile?Copy !req
244. Yeah, well, I figured if
my family doesn't want meCopy !req
245. on the show, there's no reason
I should keep living with them.Copy !req
246. I-I mean, there's no hard
feelings, um, I just feel likeCopy !req
247. this is best for me, and this is
best for those cancerous dicks.Copy !req
248. And what's next
for Peter Griffin?Copy !req
249. Well, starting tomorrow,
I'm getting back out there.Copy !req
250. I already got an audition
to be the caring dadCopy !req
251. for a Cheerios commercial.Copy !req
252. Hey, Dad?Copy !req
253. Yeah, bud?Copy !req
254. When you were a kid,Copy !req
255. what did you want to be
when you grew up?Copy !req
256. Well, I wanted
to be a rock star.Copy !req
257. Why didn't you
become one?Copy !req
258. 'Cause of you, bud.Copy !req
259. I smiled at one girl
in a cell phone store,Copy !req
260. and now here I am,
stuck eating cerealCopy !req
261. for dinner with a kid.Copy !req
262. You'll always be
a rock star to me, Dad.Copy !req
263. You ruined my life.Copy !req
264. I'm going to bed.Copy !req
265. Wednesdays are rehearsal
days here at Family GuyCopy !req
266. and the first rehearsal
with David SpadeCopy !req
267. appears to be
going very well.Copy !req
268. "Uncle Ricky,Copy !req
269. what are all these strippers
doing in our house?"Copy !req
270. "Uh... each other?"Copy !req
271. Hmm?Copy !req
272. Oh, my God!Copy !req
273. I'm sorry, I just...Copy !req
274. Did you see
the way he smirked?Copy !req
275. He's like a naughty
53-year-old boy.Copy !req
276. Who is this guy?Copy !req
277. I'm not familiar with him.Copy !req
278. That's David Spade
from Just Shoot Me!Copy !req
279. I don't know that one.Copy !req
280. He was in Grown-Ups,
Joe Dirt,Copy !req
281. Saturday Night Live.Copy !req
282. Saturday what how?Copy !req
283. And he was also in some
movie called Senseless.Copy !req
284. With Marlon Wayans?Copy !req
285. Oh, yeah, he played
Scott Thorpe.Copy !req
286. Donna, I'm here
with Scott Thorpe.Copy !req
287. That's right,
from Senseless.Copy !req
288. Yeah, I got to be honest,
I'm having a blast.Copy !req
289. You know, now that
I'm not tied down by the show,Copy !req
290. it's given me more time
to pursue my true passion:Copy !req
291. weaving sexually
explicit tapestriesCopy !req
292. featuring the Minions.Copy !req
293. Did you have any questions
about the artist?Copy !req
294. Thursdays at Family Guy
are reserved for shootingCopy !req
295. all those flashbacks and
cutaway gags we love so much,Copy !req
296. and what most people don't knowCopy !req
297. is that all these gags
are directed by James Cameron.Copy !req
298. What's that?Copy !req
299. I'm sorry.Copy !req
300. Apparently,
I misread the cue card.Copy !req
301. They're directed by James,
the cameraman.Copy !req
302. Tell us, how'd
you get the gig?Copy !req
303. I sell Vicodin to
some of the producers.Copy !req
304. What a wonderful
Hollywood story.Copy !req
305. You know, many viewers
think our cutawaysCopy !req
306. are just whipped together,
but they actuallyCopy !req
307. go through a rigorous
testing process before filming.Copy !req
308. This is the planet Jew-piter,Copy !req
309. and he could say,
"Next year is my star mitzvah."Copy !req
310. They love it.Copy !req
311. Tell the director.
Where is he?Copy !req
312. It says don't take
it with alcohol,Copy !req
313. but you should take
it with alcohol.Copy !req
314. Yeah, duh.Copy !req
315. I also need a couple for
the girl I'm babysitting.Copy !req
316. Meanwhile, David Spade is
making lots of friends on set.Copy !req
317. Yeah, I'll definitely
talk to the writers.Copy !req
318. I agree, there's a lot
about your characterCopy !req
319. that's still untapped.Copy !req
320. Okay, thank you, because,Copy !req
321. like, yes, I'm greased-upCopy !req
322. and, yes, I'm deaf,
but what else am I?Copy !req
323. Totally.Copy !req
324. Thanks, man.Copy !req
325. Okay, we're ready for you.Copy !req
326. I'll be right there.Copy !req
327. Who's the new kid?Copy !req
328. Hot-chee-wawa!Copy !req
329. Unfortunately, things aren't
going quite so well for Peter.Copy !req
330. Yeah, it's an '09,
fully loaded, extra cool A/C.Copy !req
331. Great.Copy !req
332. I just made $500
flipping a Honda.Copy !req
333. All I did was
Armor-All the dash.Copy !req
334. Boom.Copy !req
335. Hey, any mail for me?Copy !req
336. Yes, your death
threats to GrimaceCopy !req
337. have all been returned.Copy !req
338. Well, has the Shamrock Shake
period been extended?Copy !req
339. I believe that's
still seasonal,Copy !req
340. but while I have you,
your bill remains unpaid,Copy !req
341. and we saw you selling
our robes on eBay.Copy !req
342. I'm afraid we're evicting
you from the hotel.Copy !req
343. What's your
home address?Copy !req
344. I'm sorry, sir.Copy !req
345. Now do you want to
leave the regular way,Copy !req
346. or do you want our Uncle
Phil to throw you out?Copy !req
347. I think you know
what I want.Copy !req
348. Door was unlocked.Copy !req
349. I'm sure that's fine.Copy !req
350. Well, this seems like
a really cheery place,Copy !req
351. and looks like some guy
named Brooks was here,Copy !req
352. and I think this is gonna
work out just great.Copy !req
353. You don't miss your show
or your family at all?Copy !req
354. Of course I miss my family,Copy !req
355. but everything comes to an end
eventually, a-and you just...Copy !req
356. you just got to keep
moving forward.Copy !req
357. Are you gonna
be all right?Copy !req
358. Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
359. I-in fact, I was just about
to melt some cheese on chipsCopy !req
360. if you want to stay
for a sad, single guy dinner.Copy !req
361. You going oven
or microwave?Copy !req
362. Uh, microwave.Copy !req
363. I don't know how
to turn on the oven.Copy !req
364. Those, uh, chips are
gonna be chewy, Peter.Copy !req
365. Friday night is tape night
here at Family Guy,Copy !req
366. but tonight they'll be filming
the show without Peter Griffin.Copy !req
367. I have to admit,
it's a little strangeCopy !req
368. taping a show without Peter.Copy !req
369. It-it just doesn't feel right.Copy !req
370. I'm especially going
to miss the Fat Man's bitCopy !req
371. with the audience where he firesCopy !req
372. the T-shirt cannon
at his own head.Copy !req
373. You know he once tried to hold
up a store with that thing?Copy !req
374. All right,
everybody on the floor.Copy !req
375. Empty the register.Copy !req
376. Please, don't do this!Copy !req
377. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
378. You want to be a hero?Copy !req
379. Here's what
happens to heroes.Copy !req
380. Anybody else want
to be a hero?Copy !req
381. Ooh, me, me, me!Copy !req
382. Over here!
Over here!Copy !req
383. And with regard
to Peter's replacement, well,Copy !req
384. as his parents and
previous co-stars have learned,Copy !req
385. a little of David Spade
goes a long way.Copy !req
386. David, the line is,
"What's for dinner?"Copy !req
387. Go again.Copy !req
388. What's for dinner?Copy !req
389. Hmm?Copy !req
390. Okay, we can trim
that in editing.Copy !req
391. He's getting on people's nerves.Copy !req
392. I mean, there's only so many
jars I can open for one man.Copy !req
393. Lois, I want pickles!Copy !req
394. Coming!Copy !req
395. He has tiny hands
but when one of my ringsCopy !req
396. went down the drain,
he got it right out.Copy !req
397. Meanwhile, Peter has wound upCopy !req
398. here at the Chinese Theatre,
where panhandlersCopy !req
399. dress up like
iconic movie charactersCopy !req
400. and charge tourists for photos.Copy !req
401. It's even seedier
than it sounds.Copy !req
402. Step right up,
get your picture takenCopy !req
403. with beloved comic
icon, Little Lotta.Copy !req
404. Just two dollars.Copy !req
405. Who are you?Copy !req
406. Uh, Little Lotta?Copy !req
407. She was friends
with Audrey and Dot.Copy !req
408. Never heard of her.Copy !req
409. That's it.
Screw this.Copy !req
410. I am taking back my TV show
and my family.Copy !req
411. Ah, we just missed her.Copy !req
412. Hey, Smitty, I'm here
to get my show back.Copy !req
413. I'm sorry, Mr. Griffin,
but we have specific ordersCopy !req
414. not to let you
onto the lot.Copy !req
415. Seriously?Copy !req
416. Well, I suppose,
you could come insideCopy !req
417. if you had an
idea for a showCopy !req
418. the heads of the
network wanted to buy.Copy !req
419. Bumblr with a Tumblr.Copy !req
420. So, you see, he's gotCopy !req
421. a Tumblr account,
and he's clumsy.Copy !req
422. We really like the idea
that the words rhyme.Copy !req
423. Absolutely,
but just a thought:Copy !req
424. what if he doesn't bumble?Copy !req
425. Um... I-I guess so.Copy !req
426. And are we married
to the Tumblr account?Copy !req
427. They bought the pitch, but, um,
after a series of network notes,Copy !req
428. Bumblr with a Tumblr eventually
aired as Bamblr with a Famblr,Copy !req
429. which made sense to nobody
and is now in its third season.Copy !req
430. It did also get me on the lot.Copy !req
431. All right,
stop the show!Copy !req
432. Dad!Copy !req
433. That's right,
I'm back!Copy !req
434. And, Chris, I brought you
a T-shirt of Kermit the FrogCopy !req
435. acting like a hip-hop guy.Copy !req
436. That's so dope.Copy !req
437. Don't put it on.
It'll fall apart,Copy !req
438. but listen, everybody,
I realized something.Copy !req
439. I've been a real jerk...
to you guys, and to allCopy !req
440. the union fat asses
that I assume do somethingCopy !req
441. to keep this thing going.Copy !req
442. The fact is, I got
too big for my britches,Copy !req
443. but I know now that I'm
nothing without all of you.Copy !req
444. Aw, that's nice
of you to say.Copy !req
445. Thank you, Stewie,
who I can understand,Copy !req
446. and if you guys can find it
in your hearts to take me back,Copy !req
447. well, then I promise that
every day I'll prove to youCopy !req
448. how much the show, and how much
my family, means to me.Copy !req
449. Oh, Peter.Copy !req
450. Of course we'll take you back.Copy !req
451. Oh, welcome back, buddy.Copy !req
452. We missed you so much.Copy !req
453. My online poker problem
is burning like a wildfire.Copy !req
454. Well, there's
only one problem.Copy !req
455. What's that?Copy !req
456. What are we gonna do
about David Spade?Copy !req
457. Don't worry, I already
took care of that.Copy !req
458. I got Sofía Vergara deported.Copy !req
459. Hey, everyone,
cuchi, cuchi.Copy !req
460. I'm your mother now.Copy !req
461. So, all right,
let's do a show.Copy !req
462. Oh, wait,
if my character's still alive,Copy !req
463. that means we don't have
a script to shoot.Copy !req
464. Oh, look at this.Copy !req
465. We just happen to haveCopy !req
466. a whole extra
script right here.Copy !req
467. "Pete, Don't
Fail Me Now."Copy !req
468. Sounds like I might
be a teacher.Copy !req
469. Oh, I have a goatee up
till the first commercial,Copy !req
470. and then I'm a teacher.Copy !req
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472. so the writers write
a fake script, killing him off.Copy !req
473. He storms out,
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474. comes crawling back,
and we shoot the real script.Copy !req
475. Of course,
he always forgets by Monday,Copy !req
476. and then he becomes
a pain in the ass again.Copy !req
477. Does it bother me that
he does this every week?Copy !req
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479. So, I guess this actually
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480. on the set of Family Guy.Copy !req
481. Thanks for joining us.Copy !req
482. I'm James Woods, and we'll
close tonight with a supercutCopy !req
483. of every time in the show's
history that Peter got hitCopy !req
484. in the crotch
with a bag of nickels.Copy !req
485. Ow!Copy !req
486. Damn it.Copy !req
487. Oh!Copy !req
488. Why?Copy !req
489. Hey, Lois, you should doCopy !req
490. that thing that
I like...Copy !req
491. Hey, kids, have you
seen my wallet?Copy !req
492. Oh, nickels!Copy !req
493. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
494. Uh, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
495. we have now reached
our cruising...Copy !req
496. Ah, damn it!Copy !req
497. Boy, can't beat
this weather...Copy !req
498. Who is that kid?Copy !req
499. Hello?Copy !req
500. Uh, hang on, I'll check.Copy !req
501. Phone call for
"a bag of nickels"?Copy !req
502. At least he was alone.Copy !req
503. They usually travel in threes.Copy !req
504. Ow! Crap.Copy !req
505. Ah, nickels!Copy !req
506. Oh, damn it!Copy !req
507. Do you think I'm ever
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