1. Hey, you think homeless peopleCopy !req
2. ever have sex with each other?Copy !req
3. Probably. But I don't want
to think about it.Copy !req
4. I know for a fact they do.Copy !req
5. I spend most of my
day breaking upCopy !req
6. in-progress homeless sex.
I bet it stink.Copy !req
7. Oh, it stink all right.Copy !req
8. So we talking group stuff
or just one-on-one?Copy !req
9. Oh, anything goes. Whatever
you can fit under a tarp.Copy !req
10. There's a major hot spot
behind the DumpsterCopy !req
11. at The Cheesecake Factory.Copy !req
12. Hey, what's up with the menus
at The Cheesecake Factory?Copy !req
13. Why they got to be so big?Copy !req
14. Yeah, and why does
their menu have ads?Copy !req
15. I go there for dinner,
not to shop for appliances.Copy !req
16. Hey, you know what, guys?
This right here,Copy !req
17. this rambling, boring
conversation containingCopy !req
18. already-made-before
observations,Copy !req
19. this could be a podcast.Copy !req
20. Ah. That's actually
not a bad idea.Copy !req
21. Really? A podcast?
Don't you have to beCopy !req
22. some sort of whiz kid
to do those?Copy !req
23. Uh, definitely not. Anyone
with a computer can make one.Copy !req
24. Well, that's it...
We're "anyone."Copy !req
25. Let's do a podcast
from right here in the booth.Copy !req
26. Who's in? Let's do it!
Yeah, sure.Copy !req
27. Is it happening?
Are we doing it now?Copy !req
28. Awesome! We haven't
done anything as a groupCopy !req
29. since we went birdwatching.Copy !req
30. Guys, look.Copy !req
31. It's the yellow-headed
puffin face.Copy !req
32. Oh! Ooh!Copy !req
33. It's a solitary creature.Copy !req
34. It's feathered crown is designed
to scare away mates.Copy !req
35. It's known to swell its faceCopy !req
36. to assert dominance
when threatened.Copy !req
37. What does it eat, Peter?Copy !req
38. Gin and whatever's
in the bowl at the airport bar.Copy !req
39. I said, damn, what
a wild couple of days.Copy !req
40. Anyways, 'sup with you guys?Copy !req
41. Sorry, amigo, not interested.Copy !req
42. This is what happens when
you lick your spilled latteCopy !req
43. off the steering wheel.Copy !req
44. She did that.
She's gross.Copy !req
45. Lois, are you okay?
Ugh. Yeah.Copy !req
46. It's just my allergies.
They've been awful.Copy !req
47. I can't figure out what it is.Copy !req
48. Maybe it's Brian.Copy !req
49. He practically sleeps
on top of you.Copy !req
50. You could be allergic to him.Copy !req
51. Hey, here's an idea, Chris:Copy !req
52. why don't you mind
your own business?Copy !req
53. You know, I did read that peopleCopy !req
54. could develop allergies
to their pets.Copy !req
55. Brian, maybe you shouldn't
sleep in our bedroomCopy !req
56. - for a little while.
- What?Copy !req
57. Well, then where
am I supposed to sleep?Copy !req
58. How about in your own apartment,
like a grown-up?Copy !req
59. Do you have a problem
with me, Chris?Copy !req
60. Why don't you sleep
in Stewie's room?Copy !req
61. There's plenty of space.Copy !req
62. Roomies? Dude!Copy !req
63. This'll be so ill!Copy !req
64. Who are you?
I'll tell you who.Copy !req
65. Your new roommate!Copy !req
66. I'm gonna go take a showerCopy !req
67. so I can blow my nose
into my hands.Copy !req
68. Damn it! I hate this house.Copy !req
69. Morning, honey!
Go to hell!Copy !req
70. All right, you guys,
podcast time.Copy !req
71. We got the equipment
and the perfect business plan:Copy !req
72. give our show away for free,
and tell no one how to find it.Copy !req
73. Ready?Copy !req
74. Hey there, the Net,Copy !req
75. welcome to the first episode
of Thanks for the Clamories.Copy !req
76. I'm here with Glenn Quagmire,Copy !req
77. - Hi.
- Cleveland Brown...Copy !req
78. and...
Hello.Copy !req
79. And Joe Swanson.Copy !req
80. Yo-zah! All right, Quagmire,
what do you got for us?Copy !req
81. Let's make a clam-ory.Copy !req
82. Okay, this is yes or no.
Y-You ready, Peter?Copy !req
83. Yes or no.
French toast.Copy !req
84. Yes.
French fries.Copy !req
85. Yes.
French kissing.Copy !req
86. I-I don't know.
These questions are weird.Copy !req
87. Okay, okay, someone else.Copy !req
88. Cleveland, yes or no.Copy !req
89. Velcro shoes.
Hmm, Velcro shoes.Copy !req
90. Woo-whee,
this is a tough one.Copy !req
91. I remember the first time
I saw me a pair of 'cro's.Copy !req
92. They were on the feet
of Spunky Tesik.Copy !req
93. Man, they was dandy.Copy !req
94. Every time we played
touch football,Copy !req
95. Spunky would step
in a pile of dog poo.Copy !req
96. You can wash a shoe, but
you can't really wash a lace.Copy !req
97. That's why Spunky
made the change.Copy !req
98. That's the thing
about Velcro shoes.Copy !req
99. Quiet going on,
noisy coming off.Copy !req
100. That rip! Spunky's mama
thought he was an intruder.Copy !req
101. Shot him right in the face.Copy !req
102. Had an open casket
at the funeral.Copy !req
103. But only open
on the middle part...Copy !req
104. to this day, every time
I see a pile of dog doo,Copy !req
105. I take a step in it
just for Spunky.Copy !req
106. So to answer the question,
I'm gonna have to sayCopy !req
107. both yes and no.Copy !req
108. All right, that's
all the time we got.Copy !req
109. I'd like to thank our sponsor,
the U.S. Postal Service.Copy !req
110. When you want something
expensive thrown on your porchCopy !req
111. and stolen, you want
the U.S. Postal Service.Copy !req
112. What the hell was that?Copy !req
113. I know! Cleveland, you
ruined the whole podcast.Copy !req
114. Yeah, if I wanted to hear a
black guy ramble like a lunatic,Copy !req
115. I'd watch Family Feud. Yeah,
I mean, that was worseCopy !req
116. than an Italian guy
describing someone's sexuality.Copy !req
117. Anyway, my brother Louie,
he's a...Copy !req
118. he's a little off
to the side, you know?Copy !req
119. Uh, foofy.
Uh, up to the knuckle.Copy !req
120. He's a...
he's a backwards mechanic.Copy !req
121. Likes to play in the dirt.
You mean gay?Copy !req
122. Mama!Copy !req
123. Marone! Peter!Copy !req
124. Mama, Louie's not gay, he's...Copy !req
125. he's creative.Copy !req
126. Hey, Stewie, thanks for
letting me stay in your room.Copy !req
127. Oh, Brian, please...
It's our room now.Copy !req
128. Hey, what are we
gonna do tonight?Copy !req
129. Ooh, maybe we should watch
that movie about FreudCopy !req
130. where Michael Fassbender
repeatedly spanksCopy !req
131. Keira Knightley to orgasm?Copy !req
132. You saw that movie?
I saw that scene.Copy !req
133. So, I was thinking
this could be your area.Copy !req
134. Okay, yeah, yeah.
This is great.Copy !req
135. And fair warning...
Some of the books are pop-up,Copy !req
136. so don't be alarmed.
Aah! Son of a bitch!Copy !req
137. Friggin' bird
came out of nowhere!Copy !req
138. You know, I have a good
feeling about this, Brian.Copy !req
139. After all, you certainly
can't be any worseCopy !req
140. than the last roommate I had.Copy !req
141. What the...?
Please don't cry.Copy !req
142. She's already very angry at me.Copy !req
143. Peter, where are you?
You will wash your handsCopy !req
144. after you poop.Copy !req
145. Shh, shh.Copy !req
146. I won't.Copy !req
147. You know, this is exciting.Copy !req
148. Our second podcast.Copy !req
149. All right,
but listen up, Cleveland.Copy !req
150. No more of your
long stories, all right?Copy !req
151. Yeah, people aren't used
to boring podcasts.Copy !req
152. Oh, I'm sorry. I suppose
they ought to call me "Jelly,"Copy !req
153. 'cause sometimes
I get on a roll.Copy !req
154. That. That.Copy !req
155. J... N-None of that.Copy !req
156. Welcome once again
to Thanks for the Clamories.Copy !req
157. Okay, common question
that everybody thinks about.Copy !req
158. How many fourth-graders you
think you could take at once?Copy !req
159. What? I mean, obviously,
if you had to fightCopy !req
160. against a million
fourth-graders, you'd lose.Copy !req
161. So, like, what's...
what's the real number?Copy !req
162. Like, what's the legitimate
number of fourth-gradersCopy !req
163. that you could
successfully take on?Copy !req
164. Let's say a hundred. That
sounds reasonable. Oh, no way.Copy !req
165. A hundred and you're dead.
Why are we fighting, now?Copy !req
166. 'Cause they're idiots. Did they
say something about my mother?Copy !req
167. What? Yes. Okay,
yeah, yeah, we'll say yes.Copy !req
168. Oh, then a baker's dozen.
What kind of weapons?Copy !req
169. Only what's available
in the schoolyard.Copy !req
170. You could really mess up some
kids with a chain from a swing.Copy !req
171. Just da-da-da-da-
da-da-da-da-da!Copy !req
172. All right, tell you what I'd do,
I'd back into a bathroom stall,Copy !req
173. and just start kickin'.
Dead! Dead! Dead!Copy !req
174. Keep comin'! Dead!
Give 'em a narrow entry point,Copy !req
175. make 'em come in single file.Copy !req
176. Dead! Dead! Anyway,
I guess I'm trying to sayCopy !req
177. 800 fourth-graders.Copy !req
178. Why are we talking
about killing kids?Copy !req
179. People are gonna hate this.
Peter, do something else, quick.Copy !req
180. I'll-I'll... uh, what if
I play some kick-ass music?Copy !req
181. Kick-ass? This
is not kick-ass.Copy !req
182. Wait, hang on, hang on,
I'll find something.Copy !req
183. You're playing two songs
at once.Copy !req
184. What even is this?
I-I don't know.Copy !req
185. I'm just pressing buttons!Copy !req
186. I got to admit,
it does have a groove.Copy !req
187. Look! Those people
are even dancing to it.Copy !req
188. Aw, great! I accidentally
started Chris's birth video.Copy !req
189. Ow! O-O-O-O-O-Ow! Ow!Copy !req
190. Ow!Copy !req
191. Ow! Kill me!Copy !req
192. Kill me! Hey, what's that
song you're playing?Copy !req
193. I don't know, it's just
random garbage from my computer.Copy !req
194. Oh, you're a Deejay!
That's perfect!Copy !req
195. I own a nightclub for
cocaine people and Armenians.Copy !req
196. I need noise.
You available?Copy !req
197. We're in!
Great!Copy !req
198. I'll see you guys
Wednesday at 2:00 a.m.Copy !req
199. What the hell was that?
We're supposedCopy !req
200. to be doing a podcast.Copy !req
201. Peter, I don't know
if you noticed,Copy !req
202. but the podcast was a disaster.Copy !req
203. Yeah, and we were looking for
something to do as a foursome.Copy !req
204. But how can I be a Deejay?Copy !req
205. I'm just a guy with a laptop
and an inflated self-image.Copy !req
206. Trust me, you're perfect.Copy !req
207. All right, sounds good.
Let's do this.Copy !req
208. Okay, but hold on. I got
four quarters on Golden Tee.Copy !req
209. How am I doing?Copy !req
210. Good job, Joe!
A hole in one!Copy !req
211. He just keeps switching clubs.Copy !req
212. Kids, time for dinner.
Where's your father?Copy !req
213. I think he's getting ready
for his Deejay gig.Copy !req
214. His what?Copy !req
215. Hmm. Still a
trace of melody.Copy !req
216. I'll just add some power tools.Copy !req
217. Yeah. Yeah, I'd drink vodka
and Gatorade to that.Copy !req
218. Peter, since when
are you a Deejay?Copy !req
219. Since some guy came in the ClamCopy !req
220. and heard my awesome
jams and beats.Copy !req
221. Well, he's got the lingo down.Copy !req
222. Thanks, Chris.Copy !req
223. Now, scream!Copy !req
224. Hey, you are good at this, Dad.Copy !req
225. Peter, knock it off.
You're a middle-aged man.Copy !req
226. You can't be a Deejay.Copy !req
227. Why not? I could
totally be a Deejay.Copy !req
228. For God's sake, John
Travolta's a pilot.Copy !req
229. This is your captain speaking.Copy !req
230. We have reached
our cruising altitude.Copy !req
231. It is now safe to take off
your wigs and be gay.Copy !req
232. Whoa, what's all this?Copy !req
233. Oh, just some stuff
I got out of my storage unit.Copy !req
234. Check this out.
You'll love this.Copy !req
235. Do I look like a Terminator dog?Copy !req
236. No.
Yeah, I do.Copy !req
237. Look, I even brought
Tom Sizemore's Game of Life.Copy !req
238. "Sell rights to
Saving Private Ryan residualsCopy !req
239. to buy a case of Coors Light."Copy !req
240. "Steal your son's wallet
while he's in the shower."Copy !req
241. "Miss audition."Copy !req
242. "Scoop someone's urine
from Starbucks toiletCopy !req
243. to pass drug test."Copy !req
244. Feels like we should be moving
these pieces backwards.Copy !req
245. Okay, let's make some noiseCopy !req
246. for Deejay Peter
and the Sound Slap!Copy !req
247. Giggity,
giggity, giggity, giggity,Copy !req
248. giggity, giggity, giggity,
giggity, giggity!Copy !req
249. Shut up, Meg.Copy !req
250. Sh-Sh-Shut up, Meg.Copy !req
251. Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.Copy !req
252. Butt scratcher!
Butt scratcher!Copy !req
253. Peter, Peter, Peter...Copy !req
254. Roadhouse.
Roadhouse.Copy !req
255. That's nasty.
That's nasty.Copy !req
256. What? Wha-Wha-Wha-What?Copy !req
257. This place is awesome!Copy !req
258. Totally!
And did you see Tom SizemoreCopy !req
259. in the bathroom with a ladle?Copy !req
260. You've been playing
the exact same songCopy !req
261. for 14 hours.Copy !req
262. That means you're great.Copy !req
263. I was right about you guys.Copy !req
264. Weird you turned that into
a compliment about yourself.Copy !req
265. Well, I'm on cocaine.Copy !req
266. My kid's baseball team
came in second place.Copy !req
267. I don't care about that.Copy !req
268. But listen, there's a big
music festival coming up.Copy !req
269. You've got some
mad Deejay skills.Copy !req
270. You could be our headliner.Copy !req
271. Electric Clam Festival?Copy !req
272. Yeah, it's gonna be awesome.Copy !req
273. So what do you say?
Well, I don't know.Copy !req
274. I-I should probably check with
the guys and see what they...Copy !req
275. What? You don't
need the guys.Copy !req
276. I didn't see their fingers
press three buttons.Copy !req
277. Huh. I guess I do have a gift.Copy !req
278. So are you in?Copy !req
279. Yeah, that'd be amazing.Copy !req
280. Can I kiss you?Copy !req
281. - Excuse me?
- I don't know.Copy !req
282. Someone gave me a pill,
and now all I want to doCopy !req
283. is feel your jacket.Copy !req
284. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
285. No, no, stay here.
Stay here.Copy !req
286. That. That. That.
See, listen. Right there.Copy !req
287. You can't hear that on a CD.Copy !req
288. Only the vinyl, man.Copy !req
289. I'm glad we hung out after
you struck out with my mom.Copy !req
290. You know, I could've
used some helpCopy !req
291. folding these fitted sheets.Copy !req
292. Who's this turd?
Oh, this is Georgie.Copy !req
293. Brian, I never said
you could have guests.Copy !req
294. Hey, don't touch that.Copy !req
295. Okay, red flags flying.Copy !req
296. Look, I need him out of here.Copy !req
297. You can't kick him out. He's my
friend, and I live here, too.Copy !req
298. Not anymore. I want
you out of my room.Copy !req
299. Well, it's not your room
anymore, it's our room.Copy !req
300. Lois said so,
and I'm not leaving.Copy !req
301. I can't believe I ever wanted
you here in the first place.Copy !req
302. You're messy, you're loud,
and thanks to you,Copy !req
303. we've got a recurring
flea problem.Copy !req
304. Hey, Bri. You
want to hang out?Copy !req
305. Go away, Flea.
You're not welcome here.Copy !req
306. And put on a shirt.
You're 50.Copy !req
307. Actually, 54.Copy !req
308. Peter, I was plowing this
college chick last night,Copy !req
309. and I saw this flyer
on her mini fridge.Copy !req
310. I thought we were all
in this together.Copy !req
311. Well, yeah.
That's the thing.Copy !req
312. A guy on cocaine told
me I'm the talent.Copy !req
313. So what,
you're just dropping us?Copy !req
314. Yeah, how could you
just ditch us?Copy !req
315. All right, you know what? You
guys were riding my coattails.Copy !req
316. I carried you as
long as I could,Copy !req
317. but Rob Kardashian's
gonna be at this thing,Copy !req
318. so I got to be at my best.Copy !req
319. Now, get out of here.
I got to practice.Copy !req
320. Damn it, Peter.
That's too loud.Copy !req
321. Turn it down.Copy !req
322. That isn't loud.
This is.Copy !req
323. It's not loud until you
can feel your head bones.Copy !req
324. If you can't hack it,
take a hike.Copy !req
325. Why's he being such a jerk?Copy !req
326. I don't know.Copy !req
327. We've always had
each other's backs,Copy !req
328. like when we used to rob banksCopy !req
329. in lesser-known
presidents masks.Copy !req
330. All right. Remember to
tell everyone who did this.Copy !req
331. Um. Who are you guys
supposed to be?Copy !req
332. Oh, come on. I'm James K. Polk.Copy !req
333. He's Millard Fillmore.Copy !req
334. He's William Henry Harrison.Copy !req
335. First president
to die in office.Copy !req
336. You should've been FDR.Copy !req
337. Why?Copy !req
338. 'Cause of the...
you know.Copy !req
339. The wheelchair
doesn't define me!Copy !req
340. And I'm Grover Cleveland.Copy !req
341. It's funny,
'cause my name's Cleveland.Copy !req
342. Aw, damn it, Cleveland.Copy !req
343. Now we got to kill 'em all.Copy !req
344. This guy gets it first.Copy !req
345. Ugh. Didn't you
hear the alarm?Copy !req
346. Peter, wake up.Copy !req
347. We're gonna be late for church.Copy !req
348. Are you even listening to me?Copy !req
349. You've got to stop
coming home so lateCopy !req
350. if you can't get up
in the morning, and...Copy !req
351. Oh, God.
I can't hear Garfield.Copy !req
352. I've gone deaf.Copy !req
353. All right, now how long has
your husband smelled like this?Copy !req
354. Oh, no. That's just from
riding here in a hot car,Copy !req
355. but Dr. Hartman,
what about his hearing?Copy !req
356. Hearing?Copy !req
357. This is a hospital,
I'm not a lawyer.Copy !req
358. Oh, for God's sake,
is my husband deaf?Copy !req
359. Well, there's only one way
to find out definitively.Copy !req
360. Hey stupid deaf guy!Copy !req
361. Well, I've gotten the
results back. He's deaf.Copy !req
362. This is horrible.Copy !req
363. This must be because
of all that loud,Copy !req
364. blaring music he's been
playing in those nightclubs.Copy !req
365. What's going on?
Can he fix it in timeCopy !req
366. for me to Deejay at
the music festival?Copy !req
367. No.
What?Copy !req
368. No!
What?Copy !req
369. Are you sure?Copy !req
370. Yes.
What?Copy !req
371. Have a good life.Copy !req
372. Hey, guys, I don't
know if you've heard,Copy !req
373. but I've gone deaf.Copy !req
374. You what?
What?Copy !req
375. Oh, you're ear crippled?Copy !req
376. I can't hear you, Joe.Copy !req
377. Here's a bag
of Alpha-Bits.Copy !req
378. Please spell out
what you're saying.Copy !req
379. Oh, there's no "L" s.Copy !req
380. By the way, I ate all
the "L" s. They're delicious.Copy !req
381. They're my favorite ones.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
382. They all taste the same.
What?Copy !req
383. Why don't you just
text it to him?Copy !req
384. You know, that's a good idea.Copy !req
385. What the hell do you want?Copy !req
386. You told us you were
a big shot DeejayCopy !req
387. and didn't want anything
to do with us.Copy !req
388. I don't think he can hear it.Copy !req
389. Oh, son of a bitch.
Look at your phone.Copy !req
390. Oh, what do I want?Copy !req
391. Um, the Electric Clam
Festival's coming up,Copy !req
392. and I need your help.Copy !req
393. Now that I'm deaf, I can't
do it without you guys.Copy !req
394. Forget it. You told us
to go to hell.Copy !req
395. Well, now you can go to hell.Copy !req
396. Oh, great. Thanks.Copy !req
397. I knew I could
count on you guys.Copy !req
398. No, we said no.
What?Copy !req
399. One, two, thr... Aw, crap.Copy !req
400. One, two... Come on.Copy !req
401. All right. This time
for the world record.Copy !req
402. Eww. What the hell is that?Copy !req
403. It's a ferret.
Look at it, Brian.Copy !req
404. It's like a long rat.Copy !req
405. Like a living tail.
Look at its feet.Copy !req
406. Eww. They're gross.
Why'd you get a ferret?Copy !req
407. All the worst
roommates have ferrets.Copy !req
408. You want to pet it?
It bites.Copy !req
409. I can't sleep with
that monster in here.Copy !req
410. That's the idea.
I want you out.Copy !req
411. This room belongs to me
and the ferret now.Copy !req
412. Why you being such
a dick about this?Copy !req
413. Because. You're a pain
in the ass to live with.Copy !req
414. What did you just do?Copy !req
415. I just pushed
a little bitch baby.Copy !req
416. Oh, Brian, there you are.Copy !req
417. I wanted to tell you
that you can come backCopy !req
418. and sleep in our room.Copy !req
419. What? I can?Copy !req
420. Yeah. Turns out
it was PeterCopy !req
421. who was causing my allergies.Copy !req
422. He stuffed all
our pillows with hayCopy !req
423. because he thought it looked
comfortable in cartoons.Copy !req
424. Wow. Then, I guess
I'm moving out.Copy !req
425. I guess you are.Copy !req
426. Look, Stewie, I-I...Copy !req
427. I probably got a
little carried away.Copy !req
428. I'm sorry I wasn't
the best roommate.Copy !req
429. Hey, Brian.Copy !req
430. You know, maybe I wasn't
such a great guy, either.Copy !req
431. I'm sorry.Copy !req
432. Oh, that's okay.Copy !req
433. You know, even if we
were bad roommates,Copy !req
434. we'll always be good friends.Copy !req
435. I hope you and your ferret
are happy in here together.Copy !req
436. Well, now that
you're moving out,Copy !req
437. I'll probably just
drown it in the tub.Copy !req
438. Brian! Brian! Aah!Copy !req
439. It bit my nose!
He's latching on!Copy !req
440. Stop moving.
I almost got him.Copy !req
441. Fill the tub, fill the tub!Copy !req
442. Hey, Stella,
can I ask you something?Copy !req
443. When you went deaf, did your
other senses get better?Copy !req
444. No. That's a
common myth.Copy !req
445. Chances are you'll
be hit by a busCopy !req
446. in the first three months.Copy !req
447. What?Copy !req
448. Uh, damn it.
Being deaf sucks.Copy !req
449. I'd rather be stuck
on a Disney cruise.Copy !req
450. Ho-ho, ho-ho.Copy !req
451. Don't eat the shrimp. Ho-ho.Copy !req
452. You know,
the worst part of all of thisCopy !req
453. is I lost my friends.Copy !req
454. I was a complete jerk to them.Copy !req
455. I don't blame them
for not wanting to help me.Copy !req
456. What?Copy !req
457. We heard you, Peter.Copy !req
458. Hey, Peter!
We're over here.Copy !req
459. You got to throw
something at him.Copy !req
460. Ow. Damn it.Copy !req
461. What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
462. All right, Peter,
it's all cued up.Copy !req
463. Just push this button.Copy !req
464. Okay. Here we go.Copy !req
465. No, Peter, not that one!Copy !req
466. Audible dot com presents,Copy !req
467. Are You There, Vodka?
It's Me, Chelsea,Copy !req
468. as read by Chelsea Handler.Copy !req
469. Peter, that's the wrong track!Copy !req
470. Yeah, pretty good stuff, huh?Copy !req
471. Chapter one.
Stuff I can fit in my lady place.Copy !req
472. Up first, Eiffel Tower
Lego sculpture...Copy !req
473. Yup.Copy !req
474. Peter, we got to stop this.Copy !req
475. Soup thermos... Yup.Copy !req
476. It's locked.Copy !req
477. Yeah. Awesome, huh?Copy !req
478. Wait. How come
everyone's leaving?Copy !req
479. Brother brand
all-in-one fax scanner color copierCopy !req
480. with phone attachment...Copy !req
481. Yup.Copy !req
482. Well, bad news.Copy !req
483. 'Cause of that audiobook fiascoCopy !req
484. I got fired from the club.Copy !req
485. Hey, what's with your voice?Copy !req
486. Did you get your hearing back?Copy !req
487. Oh, yeah. Turns out
it wasn't the loud musicCopy !req
488. at the clubs that
made me go deaf.Copy !req
489. It was the fistfuls
of Oxycontin.Copy !req
490. Well, that stinks
about your Deejay job.Copy !req
491. Sorry it didn't work out
for you.Copy !req
492. That's okay.Copy !req
493. I just appreciate that you guysCopy !req
494. were there for me
and tried to help me out.Copy !req
495. Especially after I'd been
such a jerk to you.Copy !req
496. Well, it's good to have
you back to normal, Peter.Copy !req
497. Now, if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
498. I'm up on Big Buck Hunter.Copy !req
499. I get 'em?
Oh, yeah. You got them all, Joe.Copy !req
500. We didn't even put quarters
in the game. He don't know.Copy !req
501. Yay! Oh...Copy !req
502. Giggity, giggity!
Giggity, giggity!Copy !req
503. Who wants chowder?
Who wants chowder?Copy !req
504. - Hey, Peter.
- Sweet.Copy !req
505. - Whoa.
- P-P-P-Peter.Copy !req
506. P-P-P-Peter, what the hell?
But Dad!Copy !req
507. - What the hell?
- Shut up, Meg.Copy !req
508. Butt scratcher!
Butt scratcher!Copy !req
509. - Hey, buddy.
- Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...Copy !req
510. - no! Oh, no!
- Giggity, giggity!Copy !req
511. Shut up, Meg.Copy !req
512. Whose leg do you have to humpCopy !req
513. to get a dry martini
around here?Copy !req
514. Sweet!Copy !req