1. that all you seeCopy !req
2. and sex on TVCopy !req
3. good old-fashioned valuesCopy !req
4. positively can doCopy !req
5. Well, Chris, looksCopy !req
6. like another dayCopy !req
7. of nobody joining usCopy !req
8. for lunch.Copy !req
9. Yeah, we never shouldCopy !req
10. have let that blind girlCopy !req
11. touch our faces.Copy !req
12. Attention, students,Copy !req
13. this is Principal ShepherdCopy !req
14. with the lunchtimeCopy !req
15. announcements.Copy !req
16. And, as a special treat,Copy !req
17. I thought I'd deliver themCopy !req
18. in the rapping styleCopy !req
19. you kids are soCopy !req
20. enthused about.Copy !req
21. gonna have a big thrillCopy !req
22. there'll be a fire drillCopy !req
23. to wait for the bus, mmmCopy !req
24. You suck!Copy !req
25. No, you suck.Copy !req
26. I can't hear you.Copy !req
27. I just presumedCopy !req
28. somebody must have yelled,Copy !req
29. "You suck!"Copy !req
30. Anyway, last announcement.Copy !req
31. Don't forget, it's timeCopy !req
32. to vote for HomecomingCopy !req
33. King and Queen.Copy !req
34. Nominations are dueCopy !req
35. by 3:00 p.m. today.Copy !req
36. Peace out.Copy !req
37. No, you're a douchebag!Copy !req
38. Wow. Can you imagineCopy !req
39. if one of us wasCopy !req
40. Homecoming King?Copy !req
41. Then people would wannaCopy !req
42. sit with us at lunch.Copy !req
43. Yeah, you should run.Copy !req
44. I'll nominate you.Copy !req
45. You know what?Copy !req
46. I'll do it.Copy !req
47. Maybe I'll surpriseCopy !req
48. everyone.Copy !req
49. Like when you find outCopy !req
50. a buttoned-up librarianCopy !req
51. is actually super-sexy.Copy !req
52. Excuse me, ma'am?Copy !req
53. Yes?Copy !req
54. There's a deadCopy !req
55. homeless man blockingCopy !req
56. the card catalog.Copy !req
57. Well, last night'sCopy !req
58. episode of SuitsCopy !req
59. was bonkers, right?Copy !req
60. Joe, none of usCopy !req
61. know what that show is.Copy !req
62. It wasCopy !req
63. pretty crazy.Copy !req
64. There was thisCopy !req
65. one part where SuitsCopy !req
66. was getting yelledCopy !req
67. at by his lady boss.Copy !req
68. And then,Copy !req
69. she kissed him.Copy !req
70. Well, there goesCopy !req
71. Jerome loadingCopy !req
72. the urinal up with ice.Copy !req
73. Gonna go play meCopy !req
74. my melting game.Copy !req
75. Man, I'm startingCopy !req
76. to get drunk.Copy !req
77. Is it even noon yet?Copy !req
78. No, it's only 10:40.Copy !req
79. 10:40? Oh, crap,Copy !req
80. we gotta get out of here.Copy !req
81. That's when Taco BellCopy !req
82. throws allCopy !req
83. the breakfast foodCopy !req
84. in the dumpster.Copy !req
85. Can't let thatCopy !req
86. raccoon get all of it.Copy !req
87. Ooh, man,Copy !req
88. you're right.Copy !req
89. You know,Copy !req
90. this is great, guys.Copy !req
91. Drinking andCopy !req
92. eating garbage.Copy !req
93. I'm glad we all tookCopy !req
94. a mental health day.Copy !req
95. Hey, where'dCopy !req
96. everybody go?Copy !req
97. I don't know where theyCopy !req
98. went but someone'sCopy !req
99. gotta pay this check.Copy !req
100. Damn it. They left withoutCopy !req
101. me and now I'mCopy !req
102. stuck with the bill?Copy !req
103. Man, who do thoseCopy !req
104. guys think I am?Copy !req
105. Mark Zuckerbrothers?Copy !req
106. Seems like they doCopy !req
107. that a lot.Copy !req
108. Tell you what,Copy !req
109. this one's on me.Copy !req
110. Thanks, Jerome.Copy !req
111. Since there's no one here,Copy !req
112. do you mind turningCopy !req
113. the TV up?Copy !req
114. That little Lamisil guyCopy !req
115. always makes me laugh.Copy !req
116. Yeah.Copy !req
117. What do you think he is,Copy !req
118. like, a Martian?Copy !req
119. Like, a littleCopy !req
120. shoe-Martian?Copy !req
121. I don't know.Copy !req
122. I just hope he ain'tCopy !req
123. down there in my shoes.Copy !req
124. No, he's loud.Copy !req
125. If he were down there,Copy !req
126. we'd know it.Copy !req
127. I ain't got noCopy !req
128. toenails nohow.Copy !req
129. Hey, everybody,Copy !req
130. guess what?Copy !req
131. I'm running forCopy !req
132. Homecoming King.Copy !req
133. You're what?Copy !req
134. Yeah.Copy !req
135. Neil nominated me.Copy !req
136. Why are you homeCopy !req
137. from schoolCopy !req
138. and Meg's not?Copy !req
139. HasCopy !req
140. she taken a lover?Copy !req
141. Well, the voting is tomorrow.Copy !req
142. So I've gotta write my speech.Copy !req
143. Luckily, Chris GriffinCopy !req
144. rhymes with Homecoming King.Copy !req
145. So, I've gotCopy !req
146. my opening line.Copy !req
147. Oh, my God.Copy !req
148. Did you seeCopy !req
149. how excited he is?Copy !req
150. Yeah, isn't that great?Copy !req
151. No, it's not great.Copy !req
152. Chris is notCopy !req
153. Homecoming KingCopy !req
154. material.Copy !req
155. He doesn't haveCopy !req
156. a chance of winning.Copy !req
157. We gotta be atCopy !req
158. that school tomorrowCopy !req
159. to help pick upCopy !req
160. the piecesCopy !req
161. when he loses.Copy !req
162. Oh! My Hot Pocket!Copy !req
163. Ow! It's hot!Copy !req
164. Oh, that must be Jerome.Copy !req
165. What the hell isCopy !req
166. Jerome doing here?Copy !req
167. We didn't orderCopy !req
168. any drinks.Copy !req
169. No, he andCopy !req
170. I got plans.Copy !req
171. We're gonna go downCopy !req
172. to Carver High SchoolCopy !req
173. and look at that muralCopy !req
174. of black achievement.Copy !req
175. They got a manilaCopy !req
176. folder taped overCopy !req
177. Dr. Cosby's face.Copy !req
178. What? Cleveland,Copy !req
179. you didn't tell usCopy !req
180. you had plansCopy !req
181. with Jerome.Copy !req
182. Some thingsCopy !req
183. are my business.Copy !req
184. You don't tell meCopy !req
185. when you playCopy !req
186. with yourself.Copy !req
187. Well, if youCopy !req
188. checked my Twitter feed,Copy !req
189. I wouldn't have to.Copy !req
190. And if you elect me,Copy !req
191. I will be as goodCopy !req
192. a Homecoming KingCopy !req
193. as a touchdown.Copy !req
194. And our final nomineeCopy !req
195. for Homecoming KingCopy !req
196. is Chris Griffin.Copy !req
197. Thank you.Copy !req
198. I'm Chris Griffin.Copy !req
199. Webster's DictionaryCopy !req
200. defines smegmaCopy !req
201. as a sebaceous,Copy !req
202. cheese-like substanceCopy !req
203. around the head of the penis.Copy !req
204. But what is a king?Copy !req
205. Oh, God, this isCopy !req
206. already hard to watch.Copy !req
207. Like that Bourne movieCopy !req
208. where they couldn'tCopy !req
209. get Matt Damon.Copy !req
210. We're facingCopy !req
211. a bio-chemical attackCopy !req
212. of untold proportions.Copy !req
213. Unfortunately,Copy !req
214. Jason Bourne isCopy !req
215. not available.Copy !req
216. Who have we got?Copy !req
217. We have the sixth-billedCopy !req
218. guy from The Avengers.Copy !req
219. The arrow guyCopy !req
220. who frowns a lot.Copy !req
221. Uh, okay.Copy !req
222. Does he lookCopy !req
223. like Bourne?Copy !req
224. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
225. He sort of looksCopy !req
226. like a young Popeye.Copy !req
227. Well, sounds like he'sCopy !req
228. the right guy for this.Copy !req
229. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
230. All right, students,Copy !req
231. the votesCopy !req
232. have been tabulated,Copy !req
233. so, if you could allCopy !req
234. look up from yourCopy !req
235. phones for a minute,Copy !req
236. I'll tell you who won.Copy !req
237. Children,Copy !req
238. a man is talking.Copy !req
239. All right,Copy !req
240. I better headCopy !req
241. down there.Copy !req
242. I brought a bagCopy !req
243. of marshmallowsCopy !req
244. and a belt forCopy !req
245. Chris to bite onCopy !req
246. during his meltdown.Copy !req
247. And this year'sCopy !req
248. James Woods HighCopy !req
249. Homecoming King isCopy !req
250. Chris Griffin.Copy !req
251. Yay!Copy !req
252. Holy crap!Copy !req
253. I don't believe it.Copy !req
254. Chris won.Copy !req
255. All right, now it's timeCopy !req
256. for these four poor kidsCopy !req
257. to thank youCopy !req
258. for subsidizingCopy !req
259. their lunches.Copy !req
260. Thank you.Copy !req
261. Mean it.Copy !req
262. Thank you.Copy !req
263. All right.Copy !req
264. Time forCopy !req
265. my car nap.Copy !req
266. Hey, there he is,Copy !req
267. the new king.Copy !req
268. I already calledCopy !req
269. and quit my job.Copy !req
270. Peter, he doesn'tCopy !req
271. get money for beingCopy !req
272. Homecoming King.Copy !req
273. Does he get land?Copy !req
274. No, of course not.Copy !req
275. Does he get this joke?Copy !req
276. Shagadelic, baby!Copy !req
277. Ah, Austin Powers.Copy !req
278. Oh, very good.Copy !req
279. Very good, my liege.Copy !req
280. Well, Chris,Copy !req
281. since you'reCopy !req
282. royalty now,Copy !req
283. I made your favorites.Copy !req
284. Dinner for breakfast?Copy !req
285. That's right.Copy !req
286. Pork chops andCopy !req
287. French onion soup.Copy !req
288. Oh, boy!Copy !req
289. Well, as King,Copy !req
290. I shall eat thisCopy !req
291. breakfastCopy !req
292. on a tray in frontCopy !req
293. of Wheel of Fortune.Copy !req
294. I'll get the TV tray,Copy !req
295. Your Majesty.Copy !req
296. How does nobody seeCopy !req
297. what's going onCopy !req
298. with this Chris thing?Copy !req
299. What are youCopy !req
300. talking about?Copy !req
301. Well, it's obvious.Copy !req
302. The only reasonCopy !req
303. they elected him KingCopy !req
304. is becauseCopy !req
305. they're gonna prankCopy !req
306. him at Homecoming.Copy !req
307. Shut up, Hat.Copy !req
308. That's my brother.Copy !req
309. They're notCopy !req
310. gonna mess with him.Copy !req
311. He's the man.Copy !req
312. He's got real GriffinCopy !req
313. beef in those trousers.Copy !req
314. Meg, how can youCopy !req
315. be so sure?Copy !req
316. Because this kindCopy !req
317. of stuff happensCopy !req
318. all the time toCopy !req
319. unpopular kids.Copy !req
320. They're justCopy !req
321. trying to embarrass himCopy !req
322. and make him look stupid.Copy !req
323. You don't reallyCopy !req
324. think they're going toCopy !req
325. pull a prank on Chris, do you?Copy !req
326. I don't know.Copy !req
327. But if they are,Copy !req
328. we gotta get downCopy !req
329. to that school andCopy !req
330. talk them out of it.Copy !req
331. Good idea.Copy !req
332. And luckily, I'm greatCopy !req
333. at connectingCopy !req
334. with that generation.Copy !req
335. Like when I went onCopy !req
336. that campoutCopy !req
337. with One Direction.Copy !req
338. So they checkedCopy !req
339. into their hotel suite,Copy !req
340. but the mini-barCopy !req
341. had no sparkling water,Copy !req
342. only still!Copy !req
343. Ah, stop.Copy !req
344. It's too scary.Copy !req
345. Oh, but that'sCopy !req
346. not all.Copy !req
347. They looked inCopy !req
348. the wardrobeCopy !req
349. and discoveredCopy !req
350. that the stylistCopy !req
351. had only broughtCopy !req
352. non-skinny jeans!Copy !req
353. Do you mean, like,Copy !req
354. a Levi's 513Copy !req
355. skinny-straight?Copy !req
356. No. Just regularCopy !req
357. pants that fit normal!Copy !req
358. That's not real, right?Copy !req
359. Those aren't real.Copy !req
360. Of course not,Copy !req
361. Louis,Copy !req
362. it's just a story.Copy !req
363. Well, I guess thatCopy !req
364. means these aren't real!Copy !req
365. Ah!Copy !req
366. Yeah, they'reCopy !req
367. gonna die in the woods.Copy !req
368. Simon, are they tagged?Copy !req
369. They're tagged, right?Copy !req
370. Oh, they're tagged.Copy !req
371. Good.Copy !req
372. Simon, did I everCopy !req
373. tell you the oneCopy !req
374. about the loose-fittingCopy !req
375. T-shirt?Copy !req
376. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
377. All right,Copy !req
378. if we want ClevelandCopy !req
379. to stop spending allCopy !req
380. his time with Jerome,Copy !req
381. we gotta remind himCopy !req
382. how much fun we are.Copy !req
383. So, let's just have fun.Copy !req
384. How do we do that?Copy !req
385. I don't know.Copy !req
386. Little bit of this?Copy !req
387. Okay, that seems like fun.Copy !req
388. What about one of these?Copy !req
389. Yeah, sure,Copy !req
390. there's no wrong moves.Copy !req
391. What if I brushCopy !req
392. my shoulders off?Copy !req
393. Original ideas areCopy !req
394. preferred, but sure.Copy !req
395. Three fun guys,Copy !req
396. room for four!Copy !req
397. I don't know ifCopy !req
398. it's working, Peter.Copy !req
399. I don't knowCopy !req
400. if it's fun.Copy !req
401. It's more than fun,Copy !req
402. it's foon.Copy !req
403. That's a fun wayCopy !req
404. to say "fun."Copy !req
405. Hey, how foon would it beCopy !req
406. if we waved sticks around?Copy !req
407. I really don't knowCopy !req
408. what we're doing.Copy !req
409. It's foon, fromCopy !req
410. the word before.Copy !req
411. I don't see what's... Ah!Copy !req
412. All right, first,Copy !req
413. let's take yourCopy !req
414. blood pressure.Copy !req
415. 'Cause that's,Copy !req
416. like, our favorite thingCopy !req
417. to do around here.Copy !req
418. Okay, we all knowCopy !req
419. how much ClevelandCopy !req
420. loves Tecmo Bowl,Copy !req
421. so let's start playing.Copy !req
422. I'm the Raiders.Copy !req
423. I'm Bo Jackson.Copy !req
424. And, hopefully,Copy !req
425. he'll show up.Copy !req
426. That's no fair.Copy !req
427. Bo Jackson's too fast.Copy !req
428. Guys, do we wantCopy !req
429. Cleveland backCopy !req
430. or don't... Here we go.Copy !req
431. Bye-bye.Copy !req
432. See, Peter? He's too fast.Copy !req
433. You gotta tackle me.Copy !req
434. It's "B." You gotta press "B."Copy !req
435. I'm pressing "B,"Copy !req
436. he's too fast.Copy !req
437. Going over here.Copy !req
438. Going over here now.Copy !req
439. Never get tired.Copy !req
440. Change your guy,Copy !req
441. Quagmire, change your guy.Copy !req
442. I'm trying.Copy !req
443. Peter's cheating.Copy !req
444. You're cheating, Peter.Copy !req
445. I'm not cheating.Copy !req
446. I'm following the rules.Copy !req
447. I'm just really good.Copy !req
448. You're notCopy !req
449. really good,Copy !req
450. you just got Bo Jackson.Copy !req
451. Bo JacksonCopy !req
452. also playedCopy !req
453. professional baseball.Copy !req
454. Shut up,Copy !req
455. Joe, everybody knows that.Copy !req
456. Kansas City. Royals.Copy !req
457. Can't stop. Won't stop.Copy !req
458. Bo... Might... Go...Copy !req
459. All... The...Copy !req
460. Nope,Copy !req
461. going back the other way.Copy !req
462. What?Copy !req
463. Are you going backwards?Copy !req
464. Just score!Copy !req
465. Nah, I'm gonnaCopy !req
466. run out the quarter.Copy !req
467. I'm not playing now.Copy !req
468. My controller's down.Copy !req
469. Seems like yourCopy !req
470. controller's been downCopy !req
471. the whole time.Copy !req
472. Who's Veris?Copy !req
473. You gotta switch out Veris.Copy !req
474. Get it to Ronnie Lott.Copy !req
475. Pretty much anyone but Veris.Copy !req
476. Oh, no, I'm allCopy !req
477. the way back here now.Copy !req
478. I'm in my own end zone.Copy !req
479. What am I doing?Copy !req
480. Too bad I'm not Bo Jackson.Copy !req
481. Wait, I am!Copy !req
482. Ridiculous.Copy !req
483. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
484. There you go, Quagmire.Copy !req
485. You're about to tackle me.Copy !req
486. But then...Copy !req
487. Damn it!Copy !req
488. Less than a minute.Copy !req
489. Shut up, Joe!Copy !req
490. He's gonna do it.Copy !req
491. He might do this.Copy !req
492. I don't know.Copy !req
493. Lot of footballCopy !req
494. still to be played here.Copy !req
495. I'm hitting reset.Copy !req
496. Don't youCopy !req
497. dare hit reset.Copy !req
498. You hit reset,Copy !req
499. you're banned for life.Copy !req
500. I hate this.Copy !req
501. Joe, do you wanna play?Copy !req
502. Nah,Copy !req
503. I like being this guy.Copy !req
504. A zig, a zag...Copy !req
505. A touchdown! Yeah!Copy !req
506. I won the game.Copy !req
507. And now I'm gonna jump.Copy !req
508. Bo Jackson!Copy !req
509. All right, if we wantCopy !req
510. to get Cleveland back,Copy !req
511. we should just putCopy !req
512. out his favorite snack.Copy !req
513. An open can of tuna.Copy !req
514. Often, he'll comeCopy !req
515. running when he hearsCopy !req
516. a can opening.Copy !req
517. Peter, stop.Copy !req
518. Yeah, I think it'sCopy !req
519. time we addressedCopy !req
520. the elephant in the room.Copy !req
521. There's a simpleCopy !req
522. reason ClevelandCopy !req
523. is hanging out withCopy !req
524. Jerome and not us.Copy !req
525. Jerome is black.Copy !req
526. And we're not.Copy !req
527. Yeah, I mean,Copy !req
528. you can't blame him.Copy !req
529. It's just a thingCopy !req
530. they have in common.Copy !req
531. Something they canCopy !req
532. bond over.Copy !req
533. Well, I guessCopy !req
534. that makes sense.Copy !req
535. I suppose people doCopy !req
536. wanna be with theirCopy !req
537. own kind.Copy !req
538. Like the audienceCopy !req
539. at a DecemberistsCopy !req
540. concert.Copy !req
541. Good evening, white guysCopy !req
542. who weigh less thanCopy !req
543. their girlfriends!Copy !req
544. God, lot of gymCopy !req
545. teacher suicide memorialsCopy !req
546. in this place.Copy !req
547. All right, let's findCopy !req
548. the coolest kids hereCopy !req
549. and see if they knowCopy !req
550. anything aboutCopy !req
551. a prank on Chris.Copy !req
552. Those chicks inCopy !req
553. the skirtsCopy !req
554. look pretty cool.Copy !req
555. Hey, there. Brian Rockwell.Copy !req
556. This is my friend,Copy !req
557. Stewie Goldberg.Copy !req
558. What?Copy !req
559. I don't know myCopy !req
560. way around the schoolCopy !req
561. so I figured I'd getCopy !req
562. the deets fromCopy !req
563. a couple of seniors.Copy !req
564. Download me.Copy !req
565. Brian... It's not Goldberg,Copy !req
566. by the way.Copy !req
567. We should askCopy !req
568. about the prank.Copy !req
569. I'm earning their trust.Copy !req
570. Hey, I'm new here,Copy !req
571. but you knowCopy !req
572. what'd be crazy?Copy !req
573. If me, a guy,Copy !req
574. went in the girls'Copy !req
575. room with you two.Copy !req
576. I mean, that would be...Copy !req
577. That'd be so wild.Copy !req
578. We should...Copy !req
579. We should totallyCopy !req
580. just go in there.Copy !req
581. Brian, stop.Copy !req
582. That'd be hilarious.Copy !req
583. I'm in.Copy !req
584. Stewie,Copy !req
585. go wait in the car.Copy !req
586. No, we are here to getCopy !req
587. information about Chris.Copy !req
588. I said,Copy !req
589. go wait in theCopy !req
590. fucking car!Copy !req
591. They had securityCopy !req
592. guards in the bathroom.Copy !req
593. We live in suchCopy !req
594. a culture of fear now.Copy !req
595. Hey, guys,Copy !req
596. what are youCopy !req
597. doing here?Copy !req
598. And why are youCopy !req
599. dressed like that?Copy !req
600. Well, we realizedCopy !req
601. you like hanging outCopy !req
602. with JeromeCopy !req
603. because he's black.Copy !req
604. So we wanted youCopy !req
605. to know we can beCopy !req
606. black guys, too.Copy !req
607. Yeah, in fact, weCopy !req
608. can even be famousCopy !req
609. movie black guys.Copy !req
610. I'm Bagger Vance.Copy !req
611. I also am Bagger Vance.Copy !req
612. I'm Kazaam,Copy !req
613. from Kazaam.Copy !req
614. You really thinkCopy !req
615. I'm only hangingCopy !req
616. out with JeromeCopy !req
617. 'cause he's black?Copy !req
618. I hang out with JeromeCopy !req
619. because, unlike some people,Copy !req
620. he actually takesCopy !req
621. an interest in my life.Copy !req
622. And he wouldCopy !req
623. never stick meCopy !req
624. with the billCopy !req
625. by walking outCopy !req
626. on me at The Clam.Copy !req
627. Well, we could haveCopy !req
628. come over andCopy !req
629. graciously apologized,Copy !req
630. but we took a chance.Copy !req
631. That's what ICopy !req
632. like about us.Copy !req
633. Sucks we didn't findCopy !req
634. out what kind of prankCopy !req
635. they're gonna pull on Chris.Copy !req
636. I know that bookCopy !req
637. is The Hunger GamesCopy !req
638. with the coverCopy !req
639. taken off.Copy !req
640. Oh, look,Copy !req
641. something on TV.Copy !req
642. And finally tonight,Copy !req
643. a moving storyCopy !req
644. from James Woods HighCopy !req
645. where the student bodyCopy !req
646. has madeCopy !req
647. their HomecomingCopy !req
648. a special eventCopy !req
649. for a very special boy.Copy !req
650. And this year'sCopy !req
651. James Woods HighCopy !req
652. Homecoming King isCopy !req
653. Chris Griffin.Copy !req
654. Yay!Copy !req
655. That's right,Copy !req
656. Chris Griffin,Copy !req
657. a tubby spaz withCopy !req
658. a heart full of dreamsCopy !req
659. gets to feelCopy !req
660. normal for a night,Copy !req
661. thanks to the kindnessCopy !req
662. of his peers.Copy !req
663. Oh...Copy !req
664. I just see him walkingCopy !req
665. around with his handsCopy !req
666. down his pants all day,Copy !req
667. and he's justCopy !req
668. so fat and weird,Copy !req
669. so we feel bad.Copy !req
670. Yeah, last year,Copy !req
671. we did the burnt-up kid,Copy !req
672. so this was a slam-dunk.Copy !req
673. Oh, my God. They justCopy !req
674. elected him out of pityCopy !req
675. because they thinkCopy !req
676. he's mentallyCopy !req
677. challenged.Copy !req
678. Kind of like we didCopy !req
679. with George W. Bush, huh?Copy !req
680. Right?Copy !req
681. I guess.Copy !req
682. I guess, Brian.Copy !req
683. I don't know.Copy !req
684. Let's just watchCopy !req
685. some commercials.Copy !req
686. Well, that explains it.Copy !req
687. The only reasonCopy !req
688. Chris is Homecoming KingCopy !req
689. is that all the otherCopy !req
690. kids feel sorry for him.Copy !req
691. Do you thinkCopy !req
692. he knows?Copy !req
693. I can't imagine.Copy !req
694. And we can't tell him.Copy !req
695. It would destroy him.Copy !req
696. Look away.Copy !req
697. No one may meetCopy !req
698. the King's gaze.Copy !req
699. So, hey, congratulationsCopy !req
700. again on that, uh,Copy !req
701. Homecoming thing.Copy !req
702. Why congratulate meCopy !req
703. on a right andCopy !req
704. natural turn of events?Copy !req
705. Now, if you'llCopy !req
706. excuse me,Copy !req
707. I shall selectCopy !req
708. three things fromCopy !req
709. Stewie's roomCopy !req
710. that I wish toCopy !req
711. be mine.Copy !req
712. There's a book in thereCopy !req
713. on how to eat healthy.Copy !req
714. Why don't you take that,Copy !req
715. you fat bitch?Copy !req
716. Well, he obviouslyCopy !req
717. doesn't knowCopy !req
718. it's just a pity vote.Copy !req
719. In fact, this wholeCopy !req
720. Homecoming King thingCopy !req
721. seems to have just goneCopy !req
722. straight to his head.Copy !req
723. I know, he's actingCopy !req
724. like an arrogant jerk.Copy !req
725. Quiet, Rupert,Copy !req
726. it is an honor to serveCopy !req
727. the King in this manner.Copy !req
728. Brian, this can't go on.Copy !req
729. Chris is out of control.Copy !req
730. He's even moreCopy !req
731. arrogant thanCopy !req
732. an actor-writer-director.Copy !req
733. Well, my scriptCopy !req
734. is brilliant andCopy !req
735. I'm a great director.Copy !req
736. The question is,Copy !req
737. how bad doCopy !req
738. I want this part?Copy !req
739. Okay,Copy !req
740. I'll do it.Copy !req
741. Well, now we know,Copy !req
742. neither of usCopy !req
743. likes crepes.Copy !req
744. See, that's another thingCopy !req
745. we got in common.Copy !req
746. In fact, you wannaCopy !req
747. hear something crazy?Copy !req
748. Peter and the fellasCopy !req
749. think thatCopy !req
750. you and I onlyCopy !req
751. hang out togetherCopy !req
752. because we're both black.Copy !req
753. Uh-huh.Copy !req
754. But I told themCopy !req
755. that's insulting.Copy !req
756. Why is that insulting?Copy !req
757. People like toCopy !req
758. be with their own.Copy !req
759. I mean, you don'tCopy !req
760. think I hang out with youCopy !req
761. because of yourCopy !req
762. endless storiesCopy !req
763. about workingCopy !req
764. your remote control,Copy !req
765. or your fat son,Copy !req
766. or how you once made a dogCopy !req
767. shake it's head "no."Copy !req
768. I manipulatedCopy !req
769. the cheeseburger,Copy !req
770. what, like this.Copy !req
771. You boring, man.Copy !req
772. But you black.Copy !req
773. So, we cool.Copy !req
774. That's racist.Copy !req
775. I'm offended.Copy !req
776. Whatever. I'll seeCopy !req
777. you around, Cleveland.Copy !req
778. Man, I guess thisCopy !req
779. whole friendshipCopy !req
780. was a bad idea.Copy !req
781. Just like Goodyear'sCopy !req
782. advertising strategy.Copy !req
783. All right, we have $14Copy !req
784. million to play with.Copy !req
785. I say we spendCopy !req
786. it all on blimps.Copy !req
787. 'Cause who do weCopy !req
788. wanna reach? Drivers.Copy !req
789. And where are people lookingCopy !req
790. when they're driving a car?Copy !req
791. Straight up.Copy !req
792. Squire, my chamberCopy !req
793. pot needs emptying.Copy !req
794. What's he talking about?Copy !req
795. He's been poopingCopy !req
796. on the waffle iron.Copy !req
797. Just plug it inCopy !req
798. and close it,Copy !req
799. it'll burn off.Copy !req
800. Look, Chris, you know,Copy !req
801. being Homecoming KingCopy !req
802. doesn't meanCopy !req
803. you can justCopy !req
804. start acting crazy.Copy !req
805. I can doCopy !req
806. whatever I want.Copy !req
807. I've been acknowledgedCopy !req
808. by my peers asCopy !req
809. their superior.Copy !req
810. You're just jealousCopy !req
811. 'cause you'veCopy !req
812. never done anythingCopy !req
813. that deservesCopy !req
814. being elected King.Copy !req
815. Okay, you wannaCopy !req
816. know the truth?Copy !req
817. They only picked youCopy !req
818. because theyCopy !req
819. felt sorry for you.Copy !req
820. Sorry? Why wouldCopy !req
821. they feel sorry for me?Copy !req
822. Well, becauseCopy !req
823. they all think you'reCopy !req
824. a, um... You know...Copy !req
825. Groundskeeper-Copy !req
826. at-a-public-institutionCopy !req
827. kind of guy.Copy !req
828. A what?Copy !req
829. A dope. An idiot.Copy !req
830. A waterhead.Copy !req
831. You guys don't knowCopy !req
832. what you're talking about.Copy !req
833. Tonight, when they putCopy !req
834. that crown on my head,Copy !req
835. it's gonna beCopy !req
836. the greatestCopy !req
837. night of my life.Copy !req
838. Even better than whenCopy !req
839. I had my first kiss.Copy !req
840. I say, we wereCopy !req
841. a little hard on Chris,Copy !req
842. but I'm glad we came.Copy !req
843. He's still my brother.Copy !req
844. Hey, look.Copy !req
845. There's the security guardCopy !req
846. that threw me out ofCopy !req
847. the bathroom earlier.Copy !req
848. And he's hereCopy !req
849. with his wife.Copy !req
850. This is likeCopy !req
851. a date for them.Copy !req
852. Good evening, fingerers,Copy !req
853. and fingerees.Copy !req
854. Sorry, I hadCopy !req
855. a little rumCopy !req
856. in the car.Copy !req
857. Anyway, please welcomeCopy !req
858. your Homecoming King,Copy !req
859. Chris Griffin.Copy !req
860. Good evening, subjects.Copy !req
861. The boys' shower shall run redCopy !req
862. with the blood of my enemies.Copy !req
863. We believe in you!Copy !req
864. Good for you, Chris!Copy !req
865. No one clap too loud.Copy !req
866. We don't wannaCopy !req
867. frighten him.Copy !req
868. Wait a minute.Copy !req
869. And now, your Queen,Copy !req
870. prom nightCopy !req
871. car-crash victim,Copy !req
872. Kathleen Fitzpatrick.Copy !req
873. Aw...Copy !req
874. We miss you,Copy !req
875. Kathleen!Copy !req
876. You're heaven'sCopy !req
877. Queen now!Copy !req
878. Wow, she was hot.Copy !req
879. The Queen is a dead girl?Copy !req
880. What does that make me?Copy !req
881. Brian andCopy !req
882. Stewie were right.Copy !req
883. This was a pity vote.Copy !req
884. We love you, Chris!Copy !req
885. You love me?Copy !req
886. You don't even knowCopy !req
887. anything about me.Copy !req
888. You just voted for meCopy !req
889. to makeCopy !req
890. yourselves feel better.Copy !req
891. She was onCopy !req
892. PCP that night,Copy !req
893. you idiots!Copy !req
894. Chris, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
895. That's okay.Copy !req
896. You guys triedCopy !req
897. to warn me.Copy !req
898. Sorry I wasCopy !req
899. such a jerk.Copy !req
900. Ah, don't worryCopy !req
901. about it.Copy !req
902. Are you okay?Copy !req
903. You know what? I am.Copy !req
904. I may not be King,Copy !req
905. but I learnedCopy !req
906. I don't need anyone's pity.Copy !req
907. That's the spirit,Copy !req
908. Chris.Copy !req
909. And, hey, you're notCopy !req
910. the Homecoming King,Copy !req
911. but you'llCopy !req
912. always be my brother.Copy !req
913. Thanks, Stewie.Copy !req
914. It means a lotCopy !req
915. to me to knowCopy !req
916. I've always gotCopy !req
917. my family lookingCopy !req
918. out for me.Copy !req
919. Oh, hey, Chris.Copy !req
920. This is Tyler.Copy !req
921. Don't make thisCopy !req
922. weird now.Copy !req
923. What a gentleman.Copy !req
924. Well, Cleveland,Copy !req
925. it's good to haveCopy !req
926. you back, buddy.Copy !req
927. It's good to be back.Copy !req
928. Hanging withCopy !req
929. Jerome was fun,Copy !req
930. but my best friendsCopy !req
931. are right hereCopy !req
932. in this room.Copy !req
933. Hey, to celebrate,Copy !req
934. how about we playCopy !req
935. a littleCopy !req
936. old-schoolCopy !req
937. Double Dribble?Copy !req
938. Okay. But noCopy !req
939. stupid-ass shotsCopy !req
940. from the corner.Copy !req
941. Because that'sCopy !req
942. a glitch in the software.Copy !req
943. Game on!Copy !req
944. All right,Copy !req
945. bring it up the court.Copy !req
946. And, corner three!Copy !req
947. No, no,Copy !req
948. that's what I'm talking about!Copy !req
949. Steal.Copy !req
950. Up. Corner three!Copy !req
951. All right,Copy !req
952. here we go.Copy !req
953. I got something cooking.Copy !req
954. Oh, youCopy !req
955. dropped something.Copy !req
956. Think I'll headCopy !req
957. over in this direction.Copy !req
958. Corner three!Copy !req
959. It's a rout.Copy !req
960. It's a blowout.Copy !req
961. It's some bullcrap.Copy !req
962. JOE Couple of niceCopy !req
963. passes there... Hey!Copy !req
964. See?Copy !req
965. Competitive ball game.Copy !req
966. What should I do?Copy !req
967. Pass, and then go up...Copy !req
968. And, corner three!Copy !req
969. I had enoughCopy !req
970. of this mess.Copy !req
971. Shoot it.Copy !req
972. Shoot it from there.Copy !req
973. The refs areCopy !req
974. letting them play.Copy !req
975. I do appreciate that.Copy !req
976. Yeah, that'sCopy !req
977. what I'm talking about.Copy !req
978. Now, I'm playing for real.Copy !req
979. Yeah,Copy !req
980. you're doing pretty good.Copy !req
981. What play should I call now?Copy !req
982. Maybe... Corner three!Copy !req
983. He's hot. He is hot.Copy !req
984. Keep feeding that guy.Copy !req
985. Hi, nice to meet you.Copy !req
986. Can I have that?Copy !req
987. Hang out overCopy !req
988. here for a second.Copy !req
989. Corner three!Copy !req
990. You gotta getCopy !req
991. out there, Cleveland.Copy !req
992. I'm trying!Copy !req
993. He's taking advantageCopy !req
994. of poor technology.Copy !req
995. Lot ofCopy !req
996. dribbling. Swipe.Copy !req
997. Here we... Oh,Copy !req
998. I hit the wrong button.Copy !req
999. I think you all knowCopy !req
1000. I was going forCopy !req
1001. a corner three.Copy !req