1. that all you seeCopy !req
2. and sex on TVCopy !req
3. good old-fashioned valuesCopy !req
4. positively can doCopy !req
5. that make usCopy !req
6. Peter, we've got to talk.Copy !req
7. Yeah.Copy !req
8. I'm concerned aboutCopy !req
9. Stewie's preschool.Copy !req
10. Look what they'reCopy !req
11. serving at snack time.Copy !req
12. Is... Is that...Copy !req
13. It's dog milk.Copy !req
14. They're serving dogCopy !req
15. milk to our children.Copy !req
16. Oh, sweet, dilk.Copy !req
17. I don't want StewieCopy !req
18. in that school anymore.Copy !req
19. It seems like it'sCopy !req
20. really gone downhill.Copy !req
21. She's not wrong to worry.Copy !req
22. There's a sign inCopy !req
23. the bathroom that says,Copy !req
24. "If it's brown,Copy !req
25. let it mellow."Copy !req
26. Sometimes itCopy !req
27. crests the toilet lid.Copy !req
28. Peter, I think we should sendCopy !req
29. Stewie to Corridors.Copy !req
30. I know it's a little pricey,Copy !req
31. but it's the bestCopy !req
32. preschool in the area.Copy !req
33. Really?Copy !req
34. Is that the oneCopy !req
35. where they make 'em dressCopy !req
36. in the little shorts and hatsCopy !req
37. like the guy in AC/DC?Copy !req
38. Yeah, why does heCopy !req
39. wear that outfit?Copy !req
40. 'Cause he rocks.Copy !req
41. When I picked this,Copy !req
42. I didn't knowCopy !req
43. I'd have to wearCopy !req
44. it when I'm 60!Copy !req
45. I'm very cold!Copy !req
46. You know what seemsCopy !req
47. like a lie to me?Copy !req
48. A Forever StampCopy !req
49. that says "Love" on it.Copy !req
50. Oh, you want toCopy !req
51. go ahead of me?Copy !req
52. Hey, how are you?Copy !req
53. You know what seemsCopy !req
54. like a lie to me?Copy !req
55. I can help theCopy !req
56. fourth person in line.Copy !req
57. One, two,Copy !req
58. three. Yes!Copy !req
59. Cleveland,Copy !req
60. you work here?Copy !req
61. Yup, finally landedCopy !req
62. myself a job.Copy !req
63. Hey, what canCopy !req
64. Brown do for you?Copy !req
65. That's our competitor, though.Copy !req
66. I'm not supposed to say that.Copy !req
67. It's grounds forCopy !req
68. dismissal if anyoneCopy !req
69. ever got fired here,Copy !req
70. but they don't.Copy !req
71. Well, good for you.Copy !req
72. Oh, could I getCopy !req
73. a return receipt for this?Copy !req
74. It's Stewie'sCopy !req
75. registration formCopy !req
76. for his new school.Copy !req
77. Little Poppa Stew-Stew'sCopy !req
78. off to college?Copy !req
79. No, just preschool.Copy !req
80. He's very young.Copy !req
81. Can you just charge meCopy !req
82. my weirdly unevenCopy !req
83. price so I can be done?Copy !req
84. All right,Copy !req
85. that's $2.16.Copy !req
86. $4.37 if you want toCopy !req
87. send it the priority.Copy !req
88. Oh, no, we got to startCopy !req
89. saving our penniesCopy !req
90. now that we're sendingCopy !req
91. Stewie to a new school.Copy !req
92. I'm actually doingCopy !req
93. some job huntingCopy !req
94. after this.Copy !req
95. Let's go up there!Copy !req
96. You know, Lois,Copy !req
97. the post office is hiring.Copy !req
98. Really? Oh, wow!Copy !req
99. That'd be great.Copy !req
100. Yeah, I'd be happy toCopy !req
101. get you an interview,Copy !req
102. and as a white woman,Copy !req
103. you'd be a minority here,Copy !req
104. unless you'reCopy !req
105. an alcoholic.Copy !req
106. Wow, this placeCopy !req
107. is really fancy.Copy !req
108. Their Flat Stanley isCopy !req
109. actually award-winningCopy !req
110. actor Stanley Tucci.Copy !req
111. Sometimes I wear glassesCopy !req
112. and sometimes I don't.Copy !req
113. Hi, I'm Chadley.Copy !req
114. I've beenCopy !req
115. kidnapped three timesCopy !req
116. because I come from money.Copy !req
117. Oh, yes, I've heardCopy !req
118. about your family.Copy !req
119. You've had two olderCopy !req
120. brothers die of drugs?Copy !req
121. That's right.Copy !req
122. Stewie, what would youCopy !req
123. say to a playdate atCopy !req
124. my house tomorrow?Copy !req
125. That sounds delightful.Copy !req
126. My word, it feels so goodCopy !req
127. to finally be where I belong.Copy !req
128. Like Judd HirschCopy !req
129. at the gigantic sweater store.Copy !req
130. Hi, all five ofCopy !req
131. us are Judd Hirsch.Copy !req
132. Do you have a sweaterCopy !req
133. big enough to fit all of us?Copy !req
134. Okay, everybodyCopy !req
135. climb in.Copy !req
136. Ah, I can't wait toCopy !req
137. spill soup on this.Copy !req
138. Okay, Judds,Copy !req
139. shamble away.Copy !req
140. Good having you aboard, Lois.Copy !req
141. Let me show you around.Copy !req
142. That guy rightCopy !req
143. there? Larry.Copy !req
144. Okay, got it.Copy !req
145. And what's this giant, empty,Copy !req
146. football stadium-sized room?Copy !req
147. Oh, the post officeCopy !req
148. anticipates that withinCopy !req
149. the next five yearsCopy !req
150. at least 200 millionCopy !req
151. men in this countryCopy !req
152. will be ordering andCopy !req
153. receiving RealDolls.Copy !req
154. Every man will haveCopy !req
155. seven to nine RealDolls.Copy !req
156. Asians, blondeCopy !req
157. Southern girls,Copy !req
158. blonde AsiansCopy !req
159. capable of performingCopy !req
160. every possible sexual act,Copy !req
161. or at leastCopy !req
162. incapable of refusing.Copy !req
163. You can put one inCopy !req
164. your car and drive inCopy !req
165. the carpool lane with itCopy !req
166. and then maybe youCopy !req
167. push her head down,Copy !req
168. thus defeating the purposeCopy !req
169. of the carpool laneCopy !req
170. while fulfillingCopy !req
171. the purposeCopy !req
172. of the RealDoll.Copy !req
173. Maybe a trucker goes by.Copy !req
174. You say, "Hey, Janine,Copy !req
175. give him a show."Copy !req
176. Maybe later you ask yourselfCopy !req
177. some tough questions, like,Copy !req
178. "Why is it so importantCopy !req
179. to you to impress andCopy !req
180. excite truckers?"Copy !req
181. Anyhoo, grab thatCopy !req
182. letter opener.Copy !req
183. I'm gonna show youCopy !req
184. why you shouldCopy !req
185. never mail cash.Copy !req
186. Another goodCopy !req
187. postal tip isCopy !req
188. if you wait toCopy !req
189. deliver your mailCopy !req
190. at night,Copy !req
191. you can smell a lotCopy !req
192. of really nice dinners.Copy !req
193. Oh, no, it's thatCopy !req
194. Amazon drone.Copy !req
195. Try to ignore it.Copy !req
196. Hey, Cleveland,Copy !req
197. what are you doing?Copy !req
198. Taking a walk?Copy !req
199. No, I'm delivering mail.Copy !req
200. By foot? Yeah,Copy !req
201. that won't take too long.Copy !req
202. Well, got to go.Copy !req
203. Got to deliverCopy !req
204. these fat pantsCopy !req
205. to your fat son.Copy !req
206. He was harsh butCopy !req
207. not untruthful.Copy !req
208. We got to special-orderCopy !req
209. Cleveland Jr.'s pantsCopy !req
210. from a companyCopy !req
211. that manufacturesCopy !req
212. grill covers.Copy !req
213. Thanks for comingCopy !req
214. over, Stewie.Copy !req
215. Oh, thanks for having me.Copy !req
216. Quite a place you've got here.Copy !req
217. Your mother seemed nice.Copy !req
218. Yeah, I've only metCopy !req
219. her a couple of times,Copy !req
220. but yeah.Copy !req
221. This is my bedroom.Copy !req
222. Is that car bed a Bentley?Copy !req
223. And is that guy the driver?Copy !req
224. Ready for this evening's tripCopy !req
225. to Snoozetown, sir?Copy !req
226. Not yet.Copy !req
227. Sad story.Copy !req
228. He used to drive the bedCopy !req
229. for Michael Jackson's monkey.Copy !req
230. I've seen someCopy !req
231. terrible things.Copy !req
232. This is extraordinary.Copy !req
233. Oh, it's fine,Copy !req
234. I suppose,Copy !req
235. but you probably haveCopy !req
236. even nicer thingsCopy !req
237. at your mansion.Copy !req
238. I'd love to comeCopy !req
239. see it sometime.Copy !req
240. Oh, um...Copy !req
241. Yes, yes, my mansion.Copy !req
242. Yes, you shouldCopy !req
243. come see my mansion,Copy !req
244. by all means.Copy !req
245. I mean, not right this minute.Copy !req
246. I have the US Men'sCopy !req
247. Wrestling Team there.Copy !req
248. I'm gonna kill a wrestler...Copy !req
249. But then after that,Copy !req
250. you should.Copy !req
251. I can't wait.Copy !req
252. Come on, let's go seeCopy !req
253. if the maid brought her son,Copy !req
254. so we can push himCopy !req
255. and he can't do anything.Copy !req
256. God, I like it here,Copy !req
257. but what am I doing?Copy !req
258. I don't have a fancy house.Copy !req
259. I'm living a lie, like FDR.Copy !req
260. And so I say to you, America,Copy !req
261. we are going to win this war,Copy !req
262. we're going toCopy !req
263. end this Depression,Copy !req
264. and there's noCopy !req
265. reason to suspectCopy !req
266. that I cannot walk.Copy !req
267. God bless America!Copy !req
268. And cut. The newsreel's over.Copy !req
269. Thank you, Mr. President.Copy !req
270. You're welcome, gentlemen.Copy !req
271. Now, if you'd kindlyCopy !req
272. kick me into the closetCopy !req
273. with the mops.Copy !req
274. Ah!Copy !req
275. Must be a Yale man.Copy !req
276. Shut up.Copy !req
277. Hello, loyal mailwoman.Copy !req
278. This is a letterCopy !req
279. to Hollywood saying,Copy !req
280. "Keep it up!Copy !req
281. Movies are great!"Copy !req
282. Cleveland, what shouldCopy !req
283. I do with this?Copy !req
284. It just saysCopy !req
285. "Hollywood, USA,"Copy !req
286. and this isn't a stamp,Copy !req
287. it's the littleCopy !req
288. sticker from an apple.Copy !req
289. Oh, I can't never getCopy !req
290. those off. I just eat them.Copy !req
291. Anyway, just put it in here.Copy !req
292. But what's that?Copy !req
293. It's the dead letter bin.Copy !req
294. It's all the staleCopy !req
295. mail what never gotCopy !req
296. delivered for oneCopy !req
297. reason or the other.Copy !req
298. Incomplete addresses,Copy !req
299. house at the top of a hill,Copy !req
300. anyone who uses oneCopy !req
301. of those French sevensCopy !req
302. with a slash in it.Copy !req
303. Well, this is horrible.Copy !req
304. I'm going to organize these.Copy !req
305. There might beCopy !req
306. some we could resend.Copy !req
307. That's aboveCopy !req
308. and beyond, Lois.Copy !req
309. You know,Copy !req
310. you do the uniform proud,Copy !req
311. like I like to think I...Copy !req
312. Oh, chili dog got me.Copy !req
313. Look at all these.Copy !req
314. This is a mess.Copy !req
315. Here's two thatCopy !req
316. are stuck together.Copy !req
317. What the hell?Copy !req
318. This is from Peter.Copy !req
319. Who the hell isCopy !req
320. Gretchen Mercer?Copy !req
321. And this is postmarkedCopy !req
322. a week before our wedding!Copy !req
323. Oh.Copy !req
324. There was a timeCopy !req
325. when the presidentCopy !req
326. of the JonathanCopy !req
327. Taylor Thomas Fan ClubCopy !req
328. got a lot of mail.Copy !req
329. I don't knowCopy !req
330. what to do, Bonnie.Copy !req
331. Why would PeterCopy !req
332. write a letterCopy !req
333. to another womanCopy !req
334. just before our wedding?Copy !req
335. Why don't you justCopy !req
336. open it and read it?Copy !req
337. What?Copy !req
338. That's a federal offense.Copy !req
339. I can't do that.Copy !req
340. Don't you realize,Copy !req
341. as a postal employee,Copy !req
342. I'm 6,004th in lineCopy !req
343. for the presidency?Copy !req
344. Well, then why don't youCopy !req
345. just deliver the letterCopy !req
346. and see for yourselfCopy !req
347. who this Gretchen Mercer is?Copy !req
348. Bonnie, that's a great idea.Copy !req
349. Although it couldCopy !req
350. be a little awkward.Copy !req
351. You could alwaysCopy !req
352. just ask Peter about it.Copy !req
353. No, he won't talkCopy !req
354. about anything seriousCopy !req
355. unless there'sCopy !req
356. a crackling fireCopy !req
357. to punctuateCopy !req
358. uncomfortableCopy !req
359. family revelations.Copy !req
360. I didn't fallCopy !req
361. off the roof.Copy !req
362. I jumped.Copy !req
363. I never found you attractive,Copy !req
364. and what's more,Copy !req
365. I never respected you.Copy !req
366. I know about Maurice.Copy !req
367. Which Maurice?Copy !req
368. Oh, Brian,Copy !req
369. I need your help!Copy !req
370. Chadley wants toCopy !req
371. have a playdate,Copy !req
372. here at my house!Copy !req
373. Well, that's great.Copy !req
374. No, it's not!Copy !req
375. I can't let himCopy !req
376. see this dump.Copy !req
377. Come on, Stewie,Copy !req
378. Chadley shouldCopy !req
379. like you for who are.Copy !req
380. Besides, this placeCopy !req
381. isn't so bad.Copy !req
382. Brian, Chadley's parentsCopy !req
383. each have their own bathroom.Copy !req
384. I've seen the fat manCopy !req
385. pee through Lois' legsCopy !req
386. while she'sCopy !req
387. sitting on the toilet.Copy !req
388. What I've got to doCopy !req
389. is find a spectacular houseCopy !req
390. that I can pretend is mineCopy !req
391. to impress Chadley.Copy !req
392. Why don't you justCopy !req
393. use Babs and Carter's?Copy !req
394. I can't, they're havingCopy !req
395. an Eyes Wide ShutCopy !req
396. party all weekend.Copy !req
397. I can't find myCopy !req
398. wiener with this mask.Copy !req
399. All right, time-out.Copy !req
400. Let's... Let's allCopy !req
401. just find our wienersCopy !req
402. and then putCopy !req
403. the masks back on.Copy !req
404. Okay, 940, this is the house.Copy !req
405. Hi, are youCopy !req
406. Gretchen Mercer?Copy !req
407. Yes, may I help you?Copy !req
408. Oh, yeah, we found anCopy !req
409. old letter addressed to you.Copy !req
410. Peter Griffin?Copy !req
411. Wow! This is fromCopy !req
412. an old boyfriend.Copy !req
413. What?Copy !req
414. Wow! Well, here...Copy !req
415. Here's the nutty thing,Copy !req
416. believe it or not,Copy !req
417. I'm actually marriedCopy !req
418. to Peter Griffin right now.Copy !req
419. Huh! That is quiteCopy !req
420. a coincidence.Copy !req
421. I wonder why heCopy !req
422. was writing me.Copy !req
423. I see you moveCopy !req
424. your finger alongCopy !req
425. as you read.Copy !req
426. That's what little kids do.Copy !req
427. Oh, it was nothing.Copy !req
428. He was just writing to sayCopy !req
429. that he was excitedCopy !req
430. about getting marriedCopy !req
431. and that he finallyCopy !req
432. had enough Camel CashCopy !req
433. to get a leatherCopy !req
434. jacket and a pool floatie.Copy !req
435. Oh! Well, thank you, Gretchen.Copy !req
436. I am very relieved.Copy !req
437. I was thinking the worst.Copy !req
438. Oh, I understand,Copy !req
439. but you have nothingCopy !req
440. to worry about.Copy !req
441. You're right.Copy !req
442. I guess jealousy'sCopy !req
443. my weak spot.Copy !req
444. Everyone has one.Copy !req
445. Even Achilles.Copy !req
446. So, you can only be injuredCopy !req
447. on your Achilles' tendon?Copy !req
448. That's right.Copy !req
449. My mother dipped meCopy !req
450. into the River StyxCopy !req
451. and she held meCopy !req
452. by my heels,Copy !req
453. so that's the onlyCopy !req
454. part that can be injured.Copy !req
455. How about you,Copy !req
456. Testiclies?Copy !req
457. It's the same...Copy !req
458. It's... It's...Copy !req
459. It's similar.Copy !req
460. So, what do you thinkCopy !req
461. of the house, Brian?Copy !req
462. As far as Chadley knows,Copy !req
463. this is where I live.Copy !req
464. Stewie, who ownsCopy !req
465. this place?Copy !req
466. Oh, Just some rich idiotCopy !req
467. I saw bragging about hisCopy !req
468. vacation on Instagram.Copy !req
469. He posted a pictureCopy !req
470. of his feet in sand.Copy !req
471. You're a guy,Copy !req
472. don't do that.Copy !req
473. What a dick.Copy !req
474. Hey, I'll swallowCopy !req
475. his dental floss.Copy !req
476. You pull it out of meCopy !req
477. and put it back on the roll.Copy !req
478. Good call.Copy !req
479. Ah, that must be Chadley.Copy !req
480. Hi, Stewie.Copy !req
481. I love your house.Copy !req
482. Where are your servants?Copy !req
483. Oh, probably cooking bananasCopy !req
484. and doing the cha-cha-cha.Copy !req
485. You know, this isCopy !req
486. a great house for a party.Copy !req
487. You could inviteCopy !req
488. the whole class.Copy !req
489. I say, that'sCopy !req
490. a brilliant idea!Copy !req
491. What the hellCopy !req
492. are you doing?Copy !req
493. Relax, these people are goneCopy !req
494. for a few more days.Copy !req
495. I'll invite everyone overCopy !req
496. and impress the whole classCopy !req
497. in one shot.Copy !req
498. That'll cover myCopy !req
499. playdates for a year.Copy !req
500. You really thinkCopy !req
501. that'll work?Copy !req
502. Absolutely.Copy !req
503. And when it does,Copy !req
504. I'll be as popular asCopy !req
505. the first kid in schoolCopy !req
506. to get his driver's license.Copy !req
507. Hey, heard you gotCopy !req
508. your license.Copy !req
509. Maybe after school,Copy !req
510. you could take meCopy !req
511. to get some groceries?Copy !req
512. Yeah, or maybe you and meCopy !req
513. hop in that car of yoursCopy !req
514. and do someCopy !req
515. grocery shopping?Copy !req
516. Looks like youCopy !req
517. have a roomy backseat.Copy !req
518. I'd love to fillCopy !req
519. that with groceriesCopy !req
520. after school.Copy !req
521. Hey, it's Stewie.Copy !req
522. All I know about carsCopy !req
523. is what my mom does.Copy !req
524. Gretchen? Wow!Copy !req
525. You look great!Copy !req
526. Yeah, I didn't have kids.Copy !req
527. Oh, yeah, of course,Copy !req
528. but what the hellCopy !req
529. are you doing here?Copy !req
530. I haven't seenCopy !req
531. you in 20 years!Copy !req
532. Peter, I finallyCopy !req
533. got your letter.Copy !req
534. You know,Copy !req
535. the one whereCopy !req
536. you saidCopy !req
537. that you were having doubtsCopy !req
538. about marrying LoisCopy !req
539. and you still had thoughtsCopy !req
540. about marrying me.Copy !req
541. Gretchen,Copy !req
542. I wrote thatCopy !req
543. a long time ago.Copy !req
544. Well, my answer is yes, Peter.Copy !req
545. Yes, I will marry you!Copy !req
546. Gretchen,Copy !req
547. I am already happily...Copy !req
548. Moderately...Copy !req
549. Relative... I am...Copy !req
550. I am married.Copy !req
551. Oh, then I supposeCopy !req
552. your wife is entitled to knowCopy !req
553. that you wereCopy !req
554. still in love with meCopy !req
555. just days before your wedding.Copy !req
556. Blackmail!Copy !req
557. Thank you, Cleveland.Copy !req
558. And I don't knowCopy !req
559. what to call the thingCopy !req
560. you're doing to me, lady.Copy !req
561. Look, Gretchen,Copy !req
562. I know I wroteCopy !req
563. you that letter,Copy !req
564. and I meant it at the time,Copy !req
565. but that was 20 years ago.Copy !req
566. I may have had some doubtsCopy !req
567. before my wedding,Copy !req
568. but what guy doesn't?Copy !req
569. And now I knowCopy !req
570. I made the rightCopy !req
571. choice marrying Lois.Copy !req
572. Well, she'sCopy !req
573. a lucky woman, and I'mCopy !req
574. sorry for what I said.Copy !req
575. I certainlyCopy !req
576. don't want to causeCopy !req
577. any trouble for you.Copy !req
578. It's just that whenCopy !req
579. I got this letter,Copy !req
580. it reminded meCopy !req
581. how sweet and funnyCopy !req
582. you always were.Copy !req
583. That's nice,Copy !req
584. but I should go.Copy !req
585. Thanks for notCopy !req
586. making fun of me forCopy !req
587. ordering a hot chocolate,Copy !req
588. and go ahead andCopy !req
589. look into FacebookCopy !req
590. 'cause this isCopy !req
591. kind of what it's for.Copy !req
592. Wait, before we sayCopy !req
593. our final good-bye,Copy !req
594. what do you say weCopy !req
595. have one last hurrah?Copy !req
596. I've got two ticketsCopy !req
597. to a Ray LaMontagneCopy !req
598. concert tonight.Copy !req
599. Oh, I... I'm not sureCopy !req
600. that's a good idea.Copy !req
601. It feels a little weirdCopy !req
602. going out with another lady.Copy !req
603. Oh, come on, Peter,Copy !req
604. I drove all this way.Copy !req
605. Let me go home withCopy !req
606. one last good memory,Copy !req
607. and then I promise,Copy !req
608. you have heard the lastCopy !req
609. of Gretchen Mercer.Copy !req
610. Well, I shouldCopy !req
611. probably say no,Copy !req
612. but I've never been knownCopy !req
613. for my good judgment.Copy !req
614. I mean, that's howCopy !req
615. I got into troubleCopy !req
616. with the Peter-catcher.Copy !req
617. Oh, Peter!Copy !req
618. Come and get your lollipops!Copy !req
619. Lollipops! Come along, Peter!Copy !req
620. Peter, you mustn't.Copy !req
621. I've got cream pies.Copy !req
622. Trinkle tarts.Copy !req
623. Trinkle tarts!Copy !req
624. I'm gonna get so molested.Copy !req
625. Oh, Peter, you can takeCopy !req
626. off your hat and jacket.Copy !req
627. It's not illegalCopy !req
628. for two old friendsCopy !req
629. to go to a concert.Copy !req
630. Yeah, I guessCopy !req
631. you're right.Copy !req
632. I mean it's notCopy !req
633. like anybody I knowCopy !req
634. would be at a RayCopy !req
635. LaMontagne concert.Copy !req
636. Peter!Copy !req
637. Where'd he go?Copy !req
638. I'm... I'm gonnaCopy !req
639. keep the hat on.Copy !req
640. I'm sorry, Gretchen.Copy !req
641. This was a mistake.Copy !req
642. I just feel too guiltyCopy !req
643. being out with another woman.Copy !req
644. I can't do this to Lois.Copy !req
645. Oh! I understand.Copy !req
646. Well, I guess there's no shameCopy !req
647. in coming in second, huh?Copy !req
648. That's right.Copy !req
649. Except in like, wars.Copy !req
650. Aw, you are stillCopy !req
651. funny, sweet Peter.Copy !req
652. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
653. All right, I got to go.Copy !req
654. The beard inspector'sCopy !req
655. coming, anyway.Copy !req
656. Uh, sir, where'sCopy !req
657. your beard?Copy !req
658. I'm leaving.Copy !req
659. I'm on my way out.Copy !req
660. That's my Peter.Copy !req
661. That's my Peter!Copy !req
662. Oh, looks like you'reCopy !req
663. actually gonna get awayCopy !req
664. with this, Stewie.Copy !req
665. And you threwCopy !req
666. a good party.Copy !req
667. Yeah, it's gettingCopy !req
668. pretty wild.Copy !req
669. Over in the guestCopy !req
670. bedroom there'sCopy !req
671. a girl pulling a train.Copy !req
672. This'll show my dad.Copy !req
673. By the way,Copy !req
674. how'd you payCopy !req
675. for all this?Copy !req
676. I datedCopy !req
677. Donald SterlingCopy !req
678. for two weeks.Copy !req
679. He's a good man!Copy !req
680. You don't knowCopy !req
681. him like I know him!Copy !req
682. People. People?Copy !req
683. As your rich host,Copy !req
684. I would like toCopy !req
685. say a word if I may.Copy !req
686. I cannot tell youCopy !req
687. how pleased I amCopy !req
688. to have finallyCopy !req
689. found a group of peersCopy !req
690. with whom I shareCopy !req
691. so many common interestsCopy !req
692. and here comeCopy !req
693. the people who live here.Copy !req
694. Please let me explain!Copy !req
695. I was just worriedCopy !req
696. you wouldn't accept meCopy !req
697. because I'm notCopy !req
698. wealthy like you are.Copy !req
699. Stewie, it's notCopy !req
700. that you're poor.Copy !req
701. It's that you liedCopy !req
702. to us and you're poor.Copy !req
703. I'm sorry you lostCopy !req
704. your rich friends, Stewie.Copy !req
705. Well, that's all right,Copy !req
706. I don't need money.Copy !req
707. I already haveCopy !req
708. everything I need.Copy !req
709. Excuse me,Copy !req
710. is one of you Chadley?Copy !req
711. You left your wallet inside.Copy !req
712. Chicka-chickaw.Copy !req
713. Well, that "chicka-chickaw"Copy !req
714. makes me think you'reCopy !req
715. not Chadley.Copy !req
716. Oh, no!Copy !req
717. I chicka-chickawed too early!Copy !req
718. Hey, Lois, you mindCopy !req
719. if I cut out of here?Copy !req
720. Not at all.Copy !req
721. Thanks.Copy !req
722. Not to be too intimate,Copy !req
723. but I need to haveCopy !req
724. a bowel movementCopy !req
725. and I can't go here.Copy !req
726. I can only go at homeCopy !req
727. or at the Koo Koo Roo.Copy !req
728. Hello? Is someone there?Copy !req
729. I thought I heard somethingCopy !req
730. over the roar of my tinnitus.Copy !req
731. I'm... I'm sure it's nothing.Copy !req
732. Ooh, a text.Copy !req
733. "I'm taking careCopy !req
734. of our problem.Copy !req
735. "We'll be together soon.Copy !req
736. Love, Gretchen."Copy !req
737. Huh!Copy !req
738. Meg, you're kind ofCopy !req
739. a loner psychopath.Copy !req
740. What does this mean?Copy !req
741. Oh, this woman isCopy !req
742. clearly a spurned loverCopy !req
743. who's planning to kill Mom.Copy !req
744. Ah, thank you.Copy !req
745. You're a good dog, Meg.Copy !req
746. Well, well, well,Copy !req
747. if it isn't the firstCopy !req
748. Mrs. Griffin.Copy !req
749. Gretchen?Copy !req
750. What are you doing here?Copy !req
751. Making sure PeterCopy !req
752. can finally be with me,Copy !req
753. which is whatCopy !req
754. he's always wanted.Copy !req
755. Gretchen,Copy !req
756. it's 3:15 on a workday.Copy !req
757. The post office is closed.Copy !req
758. Lois! GretchenCopy !req
759. wants to kill you,Copy !req
760. and I have a slip that saysCopy !req
761. we've got a package?Copy !req
762. Peter, I'm gladCopy !req
763. you're hereCopy !req
764. to see this.Copy !req
765. You and I canCopy !req
766. finally be together.Copy !req
767. Peter, what'sCopy !req
768. going on?Copy !req
769. She's nuts,Copy !req
770. is what's going on!Copy !req
771. I don't want to be with her!Copy !req
772. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
773. That's notCopy !req
774. what you wrote.Copy !req
775. That's right.Copy !req
776. I lied about whatCopy !req
777. was in that letter.Copy !req
778. Lois,Copy !req
779. Lois, before you read that,Copy !req
780. you need to know one thing,Copy !req
781. I'm the one throwing outCopy !req
782. all your beige bras.Copy !req
783. Guys don't like beige bras.Copy !req
784. You told an ex-girlfriendCopy !req
785. a week before our weddingCopy !req
786. you were having doubts?Copy !req
787. Lois, Lois, listen to me.Copy !req
788. Yes, it is true,Copy !req
789. just before we got married,Copy !req
790. I was having some doubts.Copy !req
791. I mean, your family hated me.Copy !req
792. I didn't think I wasCopy !req
793. good enough for you.Copy !req
794. We were kids,Copy !req
795. I was scared.Copy !req
796. Weren't you?Copy !req
797. No, I was in love,Copy !req
798. which is whatCopy !req
799. I thought you were, too.Copy !req
800. I was in love, Lois.Copy !req
801. And I still am.Copy !req
802. Not a day goes byCopy !req
803. where I don't thankCopy !req
804. my lucky starsCopy !req
805. for picking you.Copy !req
806. It was the bestCopy !req
807. choice I ever made.Copy !req
808. Now,Copy !req
809. put that gun down, Gretchen.Copy !req
810. You don't have to do this.Copy !req
811. That's right, you don't,Copy !req
812. because you can have him.Copy !req
813. What?Copy !req
814. I'll never forgiveCopy !req
815. you for this, Peter.Copy !req
816. We're through!Copy !req
817. Oh, Peter! I can't waitCopy !req
818. for you to meet the dogsCopy !req
819. and the squirrels.Copy !req
820. Hey, Gretchen?Copy !req
821. Get away from my husband.Copy !req
822. Wait, so you're not mad?Copy !req
823. No, Peter, I was lyingCopy !req
824. so she'd let her guard down.Copy !req
825. But what about the letter?Copy !req
826. Peter, do youCopy !req
827. remember me cryingCopy !req
828. at our wedding?Copy !req
829. Sure, it's in allCopy !req
830. our pictures.Copy !req
831. That's doubt.Copy !req
832. But there's noCopy !req
833. doubt anymore.Copy !req
834. You're the only manCopy !req
835. for me, Peter Griffin.Copy !req
836. Ah!Copy !req
837. I love you, Lois.Copy !req
838. Oh, Peter.Copy !req
839. Now come on,Copy !req
840. let's get it onCopy !req
841. through a PO box.Copy !req
842. Peter,Copy !req
843. this isn't working.Copy !req
844. Well, I'm at full go.Copy !req
845. Are you sure you'reCopy !req
846. in the right box?Copy !req
847. Yes.Copy !req
848. Box 528?Copy !req
849. Yes, 528.Copy !req
850. All right,Copy !req
851. just reach inCopy !req
852. and grab it.Copy !req
853. Wow, Mom,Copy !req
854. I can't believe you gotCopy !req
855. fired from the post office.Copy !req
856. Well, they didn't like meCopy !req
857. beating up GretchenCopy !req
858. on federal property,Copy !req
859. and then after your fatherCopy !req
860. plugged up that PO box,Copy !req
861. there was a mutualCopy !req
862. parting of the ways.Copy !req
863. Well, Stewie,Copy !req
864. I guess sinceCopy !req
865. Lois lost her job,Copy !req
866. you're not goingCopy !req
867. to be able to goCopy !req
868. to that fancyCopy !req
869. preschool anymore.Copy !req
870. Ah, I don't need school.Copy !req
871. I'll be fine.Copy !req
872. I'll justCopy !req
873. become a YouTube starCopy !req
874. like Jenna Marbles.Copy !req
875. Who's that?Copy !req
876. No one knows,Copy !req
877. but she's rich.Copy !req
878. As rich asCopy !req
879. Ray William Johnson.Copy !req
880. Who's that?Copy !req
881. Nobody knows,Copy !req
882. but he's rich.Copy !req
883. As rich as Bethany MotaCopy !req
884. or Marcus ButlerCopy !req
885. or Ingrid Nilsen.Copy !req
886. This? This is over.Copy !req